Week 4: Patriots vs 49ers - Sunday, September 29

[nocturne maple]

yea ig

everyone owns the eagles

[hollow ocean]

F the chiefs dawg

[nocturne maple]

eagles r free use 😀

[mental plover]

F the poo as Vikings

[hollow ocean]

4-0

[mental plover]

We 4-0 to

[agile mesa]

It’s definitely not good and you can see massive holes due to the injuries. But we are chugging still.

[mental plover]

Super Bowl check

O ight

[hollow ocean]

With help from the refs

[mental plover]

We don’t get help

[hard finch]

why tf yall in here talking about your teams gtfo

[agile mesa]

Welp rip Pats

[muted basin]

was that not a forward pass??

[sharp karma]

Glad we’re closing this one out

[mental plover]

Uh oh

[agile mesa]

That O line is so bad 😭

[sharp karma]

But my opponent has numbers defense 🥰

[hollow ocean]

Womp womp

[sharp karma]

49ers

[hard finch]

"womp womp" are you twelve

[eager topaz]

Bosa is the mvp this game

Dude is dominant

[hollow ocean]

You’re twelve if you get offended because nobody is talking about ur team

Lol

[agile mesa]

Ooor this is a chat for 2 teams to talk about the game lmfaoo

[hollow ocean]

I have been talking about this game

This kid is on my ass because i talked abt something else for 2 seconds

Like get a life

[mental plover]

Guys

[eager topaz]

People watch games that don't have their favorite teams in them?

Not understand

[hollow ocean]

Bosa got his sack

Holy

[candid steppe]

Since there’s not much time left, congrats to the Niners. Onto next week🥲

[cerulean vortex]

team doesn’t own anyone but the afc west

[cerulean vortex]

nobody was surprised let’s be honest

[hollow ocean]

At least she actually lives in New England

Thats a first

[mental plover]

No we own y’all

[candid steppe]

Born and raised here for 27 years lol

[hollow ocean]

Good

[mental plover]

How is it living in New England

[cerulean vortex]

chiefs are awful might be worse than the niners

[mental plover]

@cerulean vortex 4-0 check

[mental plover]

Y’all lost to the falcons and bucs

[candid steppe]

Extremely cold during the winter and hot and humid during the summer🥲. It’s gorgeous up north in my state (NH) during the fall with the leaves changing colors!

[cerulean vortex]

lucky you aren’t on our schedule

[mental plover]

4-0 check

[vapid jungle]

I lived in Cambridge and it was solid

[ionic forge]

GAME

W

[vapid jungle]

Born in Cambridge and lived there til college time

[mental plover]

@cerulean vortex 4-0 check

[ionic forge]

2-2 49ERS

[candid steppe]

Omg yeah I’ve heard good things about Cambridge Mass😊

[vapid jungle]

Teams that beat the Buccaneers:

• Not the Eagles

[vapid jungle]

I've got nothing but fond memories lol trying to get stationed there on rotation/residency

[cerulean vortex]

15-2 season incoming

Watch

[mental plover]

4-0 check

[vapid jungle]

I'll make sure to tag you for every loss after this LMAO

[hard finch]

why is this server so soft

cant even respond without getting timed out

[candid steppe]

Bro you are so delulu omg🤣🤣🤣

[mental plover]

Yes he is don’t mind him he’s a eagles fan

[vapid jungle]

Just gotta adjust fam

[hard finch]

so annoying

[vapid jungle]

Eagles are Pennsylvania Dallas Cowboys with more opportunity

Like, how does it feel that the commanders are probably beating y'all for the division?

[cerulean vortex]

patriots could lose to a highschool jv squad

[mental plover]

33-16

[vapid jungle]

• the team that got bent over by Baker

[cerulean vortex]

we own the chiefs

[fringe folio]

GG

[cerulean vortex]

mahomes needs the bench

Holding this squad back

[vapid jungle]

Eagles Defense got zero Ints LMAO

[mental plover]

33-16

[cerulean vortex]

Tel Travis to join a real squad for a season

[mental plover]

We beat y’all in the Super Bowl

2 years ago

Don’t forget tht

[vapid jungle]

GGs! NE got work to do for sure

[cerulean vortex]

fluke win

[mental plover]

Nah

Y’all just ass

[vapid jungle]

Fluke return

[candid steppe]

We know lol. At least we aren’t delusional and saying that the Patriots could come out with 7-10 🤣. We know for a fact that we’ll come out with 5-12

[vapid jungle]

Lol at "15-2"

[candid steppe]

Yes GG😊🏈🎉!

[cerulean vortex]

eagles 14-3 squad minimum

[eager topaz]

Gg

[candid steppe]

Lmao frfr 🤣

[vapid jungle]

Going down already 🤣🤣🤣

🫵🏾🤡

[cerulean vortex]

the floor is 14-3

15-2 is the maximum

[vapid jungle]

😂😂

[vapid jungle]

Mhmm

Sure

Whatever you say buddy

[mental plover]

Y’all remember when the browns went 0-17??

[vapid jungle]

I'll be tagging when y'all keep losing @cerulean vortex

Tagging*

[cerulean vortex]

as you should

[mental plover]

Eagles ain’t making playoffs

If they do

They getting 1st rounded

[violet stream]

if the eagles make it past wildcard i'll go bald

[vapid jungle]

Bet

[cerulean vortex]

let me just get the refs on my payroll rq

[mental plover]

Ok

[vapid jungle]

Make sure your defense is on its payroll. Getting absolutely nailed by Baker is not the look y'all want

[mental plover]

Make sure y’all bench hurts

He’s gonna sell

Like always

[vapid jungle]

I really shouldn't be agreeing. Mainly because the Chiefs do be getting them calls, but this Eagles fan is absolutely lame

Anyway I'm off this like how the Eagles were off their game against Baker. Y'all have a good night!

[cerulean vortex]

hurts my savior

[cerulean vortex]

patriots trash

[mental plover]

lol

[vapid jungle]

I know, we're the Eagles. I'm glad we can come to that consensus 🤝

[hard finch]

be happy we gave yall your first superbowl

[left stone]

gg pats

[mental plover]

When did the eagles win the super bowl

[cerulean vortex]

because we own the patriots

[mental plover]

wtf

[hard finch]

2018

no

yes

2018

[mental plover]

wtf

[hard finch]

we own you

[vapid jungle]

🗑️

[cerulean vortex]

2-15 season incoming

Atleast y’all got first pick basically locked

[mental plover]

Y’all is 2-15

[hard finch]

didnt yall lose the super bowl to the chiefs

[vapid jungle]

Doo Doo takes from the eagles fan. Didn't look a gift horse in the mouth

[mental plover]

How u know

[cerulean vortex]

Not a single team challenges you on that

[cerulean vortex]

15-2 season incoming

[left stone]

who the eagles play today

[hard finch]

Delusion

[vapid jungle]

My brother in Christ if you can lose to Baker Mayfield, the underground is not the limit for the Eagles

[mental plover]

Y’all ain’t going 15-2

[mental plover]

They lost 33-16

[hard finch]

eagles lost 33-16 to bucs

[mental plover]

To the bucs

[left stone]

PFFFFFFF

15-2 my ass

[hard finch]

they already 2-2

[cerulean vortex]

We’d destroy the niners fella

[hard finch]

im sure

[left stone]

yeah sure

[hard finch]

[cerulean vortex]

And patriots would be light work

[lunar gull]

eagles cant even beat this injured 49ers team

[mental plover]

What team does the eagles own??

[cerulean vortex]

All 31 teams

[hard finch]

yall cant beat the bucs no hope for you

[vapid jungle]

• The team that got their backs blown out by Baker

[hollow ocean]

Not us

[mental plover]

Lmao

[violet stream]

definitely not the bucs

[mental plover]

Lmao

[lunar gull]

lmao

[mental plover]

Belt

To

Ass

[violet stream]

the score was such a big difference i js stopped watching it

[hard finch]

2-2 3rd nfc east im sure

[mental plover]

A Barkley all I’m gonna say is baker mayfield

[cerulean vortex]

Top 3 teams we own

1. Dallas
2. Niners
   3.patriots

[lunar gull]

42-19 💀 💀

[hard finch]

fake list im sure

[violet stream]

u remember 42-19

[cerulean vortex]

Three easiest wins for us

[left stone]

deebo samuel alone owns the eagles

[lunar gull]

dont forget cowboys smacked eagles last year

[mental plover]

He knew better to not say chiefs or the bucs

[hard finch]

on august 15th 2024 you beat the patriots by 1 point shush

[lunar gull]

wasnt that preseason

[vapid jungle]

• again, the team that got wrung by the Buccaneers

[hard finch]

probably

[vapid jungle]

It WAS LMAO

[hard finch]

still

[mental plover]

Welp @cerulean vortex congrats on the loss

[lunar gull]

eagles been so bad ever since their loss to 49ers last season

[violet stream]

dallas won 11/19 past games

[lunar gull]

49ers actually broke them

[hard finch]

didnt these guys lose to the cardinals last season

[vapid jungle]

Flexing PRESEASON WINS is crazy copium

[left stone]

eagles were carried by the refs last season anyway

[lunar gull]

haha yeah they did

[hard finch]

35-31 lmao

[left stone]

and then they lost to the bucs in the playoffs i remember that

lmao

[lunar gull]

15 point comeback

[violet stream]

our record against eagles is 21-15-1 too

[hard finch]

last season yall beat them 42-19

[cerulean vortex]

August 15th 2024 was preseason buddy I do not care about preseason

[hard finch]

AND THEY LOST TO THE GIANTS 27-10 LAST SEASON

[vapid jungle]

Eagles are five and three in their last eight regular season games against New England. You have a .500 record against us in the one game that you were gifted

Sorry

3-5*

[violet stream]

it's new england

[vapid jungle]

They lost five times in the last eight meetings

So what does that tell you about the Eagles

[cerulean vortex]

2-15 patriots squad

[violet stream]

it's new england

[vapid jungle]

Odds are you would still lose to them and that's crazy because you know it's true since you got bent over by Baker

[violet stream]

that jalen can't do nothing without his guys

[cerulean vortex]

We’re in the same boat no?

[vapid jungle]

Not even a little bit

[mental plover]

Hey guys can we all agree eagles winning Super Bowl

[violet stream]

did u not see purdys game without deebo cmc or kittle

[mental plover]

Eagles gonna win it all guys

[vapid jungle]

In Madden on rookie

[mental plover]

Yes

Correct

I wasn’t talking about irl

[vapid jungle]

I don't even know what this is supposed to mean

[hard finch]

even on rookie they cant win

[vapid jungle]

LMAO

[violet stream]

137.1 passer rating 3 td and 292 yards with the main receiver being jennings

a wr3 btw

[vapid jungle]

*4 technically

CMC hurt

[violet stream]

22/30 completions with 6 of them being drops

if u think purdy is a bad qb ur js hating to hate

[cerulean vortex]

Jalen owns the 49ers

[mental plover]

What happened last year

[vapid jungle]

Yes, in fact, being one and two is owning a team

Sub 500

[mental plover]

Im pretty sure 49ers beat the eagles last year

[cerulean vortex]

Jalen owns the patriots too

[vapid jungle]

🤡🫵🏾

[left stone]

eagles can only beat us when cmc is lined up at QB

[violet stream]

it's the patriots

[cerulean vortex]

fix that weak line complain to a wall

[violet stream]

no offense to u schism

[fringe folio]

how did the eagles do today?

[cerulean vortex]

Season hasn’t started yet

[fringe folio]

lmao

[vapid jungle]

Played less games against New England than San Fran and wasn't even the reason they won

[violet stream]

0-24 at 2nd quarter btw

[mental plover]

4-0 check

[vapid jungle]

It in fact has. That's why you guys lost and it went on your record

[cerulean vortex]

fraudulent 4-0 team check

[violet stream]

hurts is just washed

[vapid jungle]

None really taken. Eagles been our sons since 2000 anyway

[left stone]

hurts was always overhyped

[cerulean vortex]

ironic

[mental plover]

Who lost today

[cerulean vortex]

we own the patriots

[vapid jungle]

3-5 LMAO 🫵🏾🤡

[cerulean vortex]

Ur on fraud watch

[mental plover]

lol

[violet stream]

saquon isn't winning opoty btw

[cerulean vortex]

idk why I’m entertaining a patriots fan of all teams

bottom afc east team

[cerulean vortex]

Let’s put some money on it

[violet stream]

btw hurts hasn't passed 90 passer rating in 4 games

[cerulean vortex]

our weapons are gone

[violet stream]

and purdys weapons were gone and he still had a 137 passer rating

[cerulean vortex]

Juan Jennings are aiyuk were very much still there

Two viable pieces

[violet stream]

aiyuk had 2 catches

jennings is a wr3

[cerulean vortex]

so are you trying to consider aiyuk not good ?

[violet stream]

i'm just saying he didn't show up that game

[cerulean vortex]

I’d rather Jennings over Dotson

[violet stream]

he hasn't shown up recently at all

[cerulean vortex]

still all in all a good receiver

[violet stream]

without cmc tho the opoty supposedly carrying the team on his back

[cerulean vortex]

He wouldn’t have got paid like one if he wasn’t

[violet stream]

i never said aiyuk was bad what

[cerulean vortex]

purdy had weapons

Jalen has an elite running back and a TE

And three receivers that are playing like they could go undrafted

[violet stream]

really only 2 offensive weapons

[cerulean vortex]

mason has not played bad either

We were a dropped pass from being 3-0

But this game today was poor

I’m not worried

If week 6 goes bad then there’s an issue

we dogwalk the patriots if we played this year

49ers might be trouble

[mental plover]

Hi

[cerulean vortex]

We’d dogwalk the chiefs im ngl

[mental plover]

lol

[cerulean vortex]

Chiefs are on a 2023 eagles run

[mental plover]

Baker mayfield

😂😂

[cerulean vortex]

bad game

no weapons

[mental plover]

Baker mayfield

[cerulean vortex]

And the weapons we did have did their part

a toe and two missed PI calls from being 1-3

I’ll give you the chargers game

[mental plover]

I’ll give u the Bucs game

[vapid jungle]

You right there at the bottom with us LMAO I'd post the Spider-Man meme here but it'd go over your head

[cerulean vortex]

we’re locking the east

[vapid jungle]

Read: outside of the Giants were probably going to get clapped

[cerulean vortex]

patriots bad

1st pick locked up for y’all

[vapid jungle]

Just like the eagles. We agree

[cerulean vortex]

nice I don’t care

[vapid jungle]

Your responses these last couple hours show otherwise

[cerulean vortex]

I don’t care what anyone says

I enter these chats for a reaction

you’ve given

[vapid jungle]

"nice I don't care"

[cerulean vortex]

I’ll be here week 5 to hate on more teams

[vapid jungle]

We know. We'll be there. Y'all better not lose to the browns or else I will be on 20

[cerulean vortex]

dawg we’re not losing another game this season 💀

[vapid jungle]

Bet

[vernal tundra]

real

also peak pfp

[vernal tundra]

Kyle shanahan is still the weak link of the Niners, we shouldve fired him and hired a coach that knows how to win

Belichick would win with this team

[lunar gull]

duh hes the goat coach

[vernal tundra]

we shouldve hired him after that superbowl

but theres a lot of people saying that Bill would screw up the offense and team overall because of his coaching style

[vapid jungle]

No way you're tied to the browns right now

[cerulean vortex]

i can't even take a patriots fan seriously

[vapid jungle]

Cuz your team is much worse

Buddy thought I'd forget bc Philly went into hiding last week

[vapid jungle]

Apparently neither can the browns take the Eagles seriously

[cerulean vortex]

brady carried the patriots

team is nothing without him

[vapid jungle]

Nobody carried the Eagles. Should thank your daddies for getting you that ring

Thought so

[cerulean vortex]

im not paying attention to a week 4 thread. ion even know who you are

[vapid jungle]

Bet