Achievement Ideas

[livid sapphire]

If you've been following #spectralpack-dev you'd know that Cryptid is getting achievements. In the provided example there, using ://CRASH would get you an achievement. This is somewhere to place ideas for achievements that you may have.

Here are some of my ideas:
-Interdimensional Rift
--Use a Gateway

-Super Powered
--Get any hand to level 1000 or higher

-Bypass
--Reach Ante 40

-ssapyB
--Reach Ante -1,000,000,000 {Or Lower}

-Ultimate Full-Skip { #1266637994920644708 message }
--Win in 1 round

[crude anvil]

ULTRAVIOLENT

• Trigger/scale Garden of Forking Paths, Light Up the Night, No Sound, No Memory, and ...Like Antennas to Heaven in a single hand outside of a challenge.

Insatiable Greed

• Reach infinite money.

Cry

• Retrigger Speculo 30 times in a single shop exit.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

• Sacrifice an Exotic Joker to a dagger.

Joke's on You, Pal!

• Trigger The Joke's effect on Ante 1 and still win the run.

Patience is a Virtue

• Wait out Lavender Loop for 2 minutes before beating it.

[livid sapphire]

I don't think I have enough scoring (I'm trying to do Ultimate Full-Skip)

[crude anvil]

Level WHAT NOW???

• Get a hand to level nan.

[livid sapphire]

Nevermind I think I got it

[crude anvil]

niice

do you like my achievements btw

[livid sapphire]

Ye

(Ultimate Full-Skip)

[crude anvil]

G

[hearty fossil]

Cry sounds like a “win a run with only Sob and Obelisk”

[crude anvil]

also call it Fullest Skip

[hearty fossil]

Inviting lag spikes as an achievement sounds like a “Oh my PC” moment

[crude anvil]

youre right lol

Computer Melter

[hearty fossil]

In fact, how high of a long DT can you get?

[crude anvil]

YOU ARE AN IDIOT
Have a deck containing at least 25 copies of ://MALWARE as cards in deck.

M
Have 50 jokers, all of whom are M jokers or Jolly Jokers.

Free At Last
Dispose of the Negative Eternal Obelisk provided by Sob.

[livid sapphire]

It would be funny to have an achievement for each dagger, but grouping them into one makes more sense

[crude anvil]

SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE??

• Sacrifice 3 different Exotic Jokers to 3 different daggers simultaneously.

what the actual fuck is wrong with you
Beat the Very Fair Deck on Ruby Stake or above without using jokers added by the Cryptid mod.

[livid sapphire]

-Again, Really?
--Use ://CRASH a second time

-You have a problem.
--Use ://CRASH 10 total times

-Why?
--Use ://CRASH 100 total times

[crude anvil]

LOL

[livid sapphire]

-Lost Pages
--Get a Notebook to +20 Joker Slots without the use of Jolly Jokers

[crude anvil]

i still really want notebook to be a non-M

thats the only reason why i play with M jokers on

i could care less about the others

[livid sapphire]

-wah
--Discover Waluigi

-Out of Time
--Have either The Clock or Lavender Loop reach 250x Blind Requirements

ykw this one needs a new Joker to exist
-Color Coordination
--Have Colorshift turn 5 Jokers into the same edition at once

[crude anvil]

One Final Push

• Trigger Mr. Bones on the last phase of Triple Threat.

[livid sapphire]

-Overtuned
--Have any Glitched item while on the Misprint deck give either 100x its original values or 0.01x its original values

[crude anvil]

Crit Failed Successfully

• Hit a Critical Miss on the final hand of a Finisher Boss Blind and still win.

[livid sapphire]

-Painted Over
-Obtain Canvas and all Paintbrush vouchers on the Painted Deck

[crude anvil]

Googol Play Pass

• Rig a Googol Play Card.

Fun Fact: This Is Exactly How Many Kills Are Needed To P-Rank 7-1 In ULTRAKILL

• Obtain a Garden of Forking Paths that pays out $51.

Bullet Hell

• Have 15 copies of AP Joker

[flint gate]

The song that never ends
-use :\\REBOOT 5 times in a single blind
The minus worlds
Reach ante -1
Victory?
-beat ante -8
Early to rise
-score naninf (or e308+) before the end of ante 8
Overcrowding
-Have at least 2x more jokers then joker slots
A more civilized era
-score e1000 without picking up an exotic or epic joker during your run

[humble anchor]

Ad Astra Per Aspera

Level all hands to lvl 10

Low Budget

Beat ante 8 while never holding $50 or more

Lowest Budget

Beat ante 8 while never holding $20 or more

Great Depression

Beat ante 8 while holding less than $0 for at least 12 consecutive rounds

Here we go again

Beat ante 8 then beat the ante 1 boss blind

a-M-azing

Hold all M jokers at once

Flash Crash

Lose more than $10,000 in a single shop without using any cards that set $ to 0

Battle Hardened

Skip every possible blind and beat ante 8 on a vanilla deck

Peasant to a King

Play a royal flush on the first round

L is real, right?

Sell Waluigi 10 times in a single round

You Better have Steel

Beat ante 8 with 0 jokers

[humble anchor]

Hunger

Rig a cavendish

[verbal gust]

Whiplash: Reset Jimball while it's at X5 mult or higher

[vital sail]

H4xx0r: Use a cheat code (the ones on variable and class)

Exodia: Have every exotic joker at once

Can’t Do This At Home: Score over ee6

Infinite Cards: Use a CCD Cryptid on a CCD Cryptid

[crude anvil]

Through the Fire and Flames

• Immolate your entire hand at once.

I Cannot Live, I Cannot Die

• Trigger Mr. Bones 8 times in one run.

[flint gate]

alternative title, I want to get off Mr. bones wild ride

[crimson mural]

or just wild ride

[crude anvil]

but metallica reference :(

[crimson mural]

if you fail to acknowledge godspeed you black emperor for like antennas to heaven you dont deserve your metallica

[hearty fossil]

What in the

[crimson mural]

?

[crude anvil]

Godspeed

• Get a chips multiplier greater than 1,000,000x with ...Like Antennas to Heaven.

[crimson mural]

okay cool

enjoy your reference

[crude anvil]

Freak House

• Play a Flush House consisting of 6s and 9s of Hearts whilst possessing Nice.

[livid sapphire]

-A Core Of Diamond
--Defeat Obsidian Orb on Ante 64 or higher

[crude anvil]

Netherite Pickaxe

[verbal gust]

Uhhh: Get to Ante 8 and win on Wormhole Deck without triggering, destroying or selling the Exotic Joker

[humble anchor]

Bullseye

Win a blind by getting chips to the exact requited amount

[verbal gust]

Doomed to Fail:
Die on Antimatter Deck

[humble anchor]

The Greatest Straight

Play 52 cards in one hand on infinite deck

[crude anvil]

LOL

[verbal gust]

**I CAN'T STOP ROLLING! I CAN'T STOP ROLLING! I CAN'T STOP ROLLING! **
Get Crustulum to over 4 billion chips

[verbal gust]

The real Happy House were the hands we played along the way
Activate Happy House

[fiery pebble]

What is wrong with you?

Score ee10,000 chips on any deck other than antimatter deck before ante 16.

There's no point in doing that...

Use a Hammerspace on CCD deck.

Let's go gambling!

Use 10 wheels of fortune in one ante.

Surely I'll hit the wheel now, right?

Have 4 copies of Oops, All Sixes!

some of these are stupid I'll admit

Great security

Have Lock hit the same Joker twice in a row.

Careful there!

Beat a blind with 0 hands remaining, scoring <0.25x over blind requirements

[crude anvil]

wut
Delete ://DELETE.

[fiery pebble]

That's a game crash

[crude anvil]

are you thinking of the "buy and use" bug?

because i think that's because delete is trying to delete something that isnt occupying its own slot

remember, in standard cases, both delete and the item for deletion are to be selected

but in the "buy and use" bug, there's only one thing selected.

delete tries to delete the second item selected, but since there isn't one, the game has a seizure

[fiery pebble]

ah

showman!

[verbal gust]

Balatro is a game with no exploits
Have 5 Exotic Jokers at once without using Equilibirum Deck or Antimatter Deck

[hearty fossil]

Exodia with deck restrictions.

(which is based, most achievements should have them)

[fiery pebble]

this is probably impossible barring DoE

[crimson mural]

the only way i could see this being possible is eternal deck with a god seed

because lock removes all stickers

[hearty fossil]

Not really?

It doesn't check for unique exotic, just 5 joker with exotic rarity.

I remember getting it on Wormhole Deck w/ joker duping.

[crimson mural]

oh i might have been misunderstanding

[hearty fossil]

CCD should also with Gateway into Speculo -> Lock -> Gateway -> end a few rounds

[finite crag]

anyone suggested getting a poker hand's chip and mult to 1 or lower

[hearty fossil]

Not that I've seen

[finite crag]

i wonder what it should be called

Impressive Failure
Lose with at least 20 unique Jokers on Endless Mode

Cursed Cubes
Own a non-Eternal Cube and an Eternal Big Cube

[fiery pebble]

Look at you. You moron.

Have Gateway destroy an Exotic Joker.

[verbal gust]

2000 IQ Gambler
Have Hex, Ankh or Analog destroy an Exotic Joker

[livid sapphire]

-Smartest Balatro Player
--Lose due to having no cards in deck when selecting your first blind

I don't even know if it's possible

[humble anchor]

i think that is impossible

maybe make it for the first boss blind?

[fiery pebble]

Not possible

[livid sapphire]

Hear me out

CCD deck

Skip for a Charm Tag

[crimson mural]

even that wont work because cards arent redrawn

[livid sapphire]

Use Judgement to create Juggler (Or anything that gives + handsize)

Cryptid Cryptid a few times

Lock the judgement

[crimson mural]

oh i was thinking of something else

[livid sapphire]

Cryptid an Analog a bunch

[fiery pebble]

Again, not possible

[livid sapphire]

Create a bunch of copies of Juggler (Or the +handsize Joker you have)

Skip the big blind for another charm tag

use everything

play the first boss blind with 0 cards

It's too luck dependent

Heres a nerf:

-Smartest Balatro Player
--Lose without ever playing a hand

[verbal gust]

Dumbest Cryptid User
Win on Wormhole Deck without ever obtaining a joker (other than the initial Exotic)

[fiery pebble]

theoretically possible if one gets a- oh who am I kidding this is easy

[modern matrix]

do it with scalae for the flex

[finite crag]

what if you use top up tag? does it count or not

[verbal gust]

lets say it does

[lusty pivot]

It doesn’t count as a purchase
https://youtu.be/_g7rnoTpKv4?feature=shared

[verbal gust]

i am aware of such

but wheres the fun in that?

[arctic bolt]

-Clicker Game
—Reroll 1000 times in a single shop

-Clicker Game V2
—Reroll 1000 times in a single shop without Crustulum

-Hacking
—Create a negative copy of The Soul with Perkeo

-Hacking V2
—Create a negative copy of Gateway with Perkeo

[crude anvil]

very stupid one:

I Hope She Made Lotsa ://SPAGHETTI
Use ://SPAGHETTI 5 times in a single Blind whilst possessing a Polychrome Luigi.

[verbal gust]

Now THATS a lot of processing power!
Have a joker retrigger over 10 times in one hand

[quartz sonnet]

Double Negative: get a negative negative joker

[verbal gust]

THE WORLD COLLAPSING:
Beat Azure Seal Deck without adding a card to your deck

[half echo]

You can just play high cards and win easily

[woeful compass]

my contributions:
...But Where's the Princess?
Hold Mario, Luigi, Waluigi, and Wario at the same time.
Hostage Situation
Hold Kidnapping and every joker that triggers its effect all at the same time, WITHOUT triggering Kidnapping's effect by selling any of them.
Nice Try, Hackerman
Attempt to summon an Exotic Joker using ://POINTER.
M.A.D.S (Mutually Assured Dagger Sacrifice)
Using the left-slicing daggers introduced by Cryptid, enter a blind with two daggers positioned to sacrifice each other.

[fiery pebble]

Missing the point is not possible unless you delete every card from your deck iirc

Cards cannot change suits in suit decks

[woeful compass]

well, now I need to think of something else stupid that'd fit that name

hmm

[woeful compass]

I think I got it
Perfectly Balanced...
Hold Double Scale and Scalae at the same time.
...As All Things Should Be
Using Erratic Deck, change the ranks and suits in your deck until you have an even number of total cards, with the same number of cards in each suit, and with each suit being split equally between two ranks.
That's Not How That Works
Attempt to input the name of one of the four suits as your selected enhancement for the purposes of ://CLASS.
Missing the ://POINTER
Use ://POINTER to obtain a copy of ://POINTER.
Turn That M Upside Down
Win a run having never purchased, acquired, or activated the abilities of ANY Jokers that are not either the Jolly Joker or part of the Cult of M. You must have at least one M-series/Jolly Joker by the time you beat Ante 8 for this achievement to trigger.

[fiery pebble]

Double Scale and Scalae

second achievement is just funny, prob should specify erratic deck

insane third achievement

Well

fifth

third is just funny, fourth is actually viable via hammerspace

[woeful compass]

one last set before my phone dies:
Por Que No Los Dos?
Use OFF BY ONE to turn a "pick 1 of 2" booster pack into a "pick 2 of (x) booster pack, then pick two cards from it.
Jimbo's Ark
Inspired by an incident which I found funny that happened while trying to win on one of the Code Card-based decks. Use Seed to Rig a Scrabble Tile (or whichever one has a 1 in 4 to generate a Jolly or Uncommon Joker) before Ante 8, then get to Ante 8 while keeping your Joker count at no more than 6 Jokers over your current number of available Joker Slots.
Ain't Nothin' Like A Funky Beat
Play a Two Pair that simultaneously causes (at minimum, I'm probably missing some thematically appropriate Jokers here) Spare Trousers, Square Joker, and Jimball to scale.
Too Many Instructions!
Have at least 4 Jokers on hand that require a specific card or hand type to be played in order to scale them by the end of a run. If any are from Cryptid, you get no extra accolades, but you do get kudos for representing the mod.
Going All In
Have at least 4 Jokers on hand that lose all their scaling when a specific condition is met by the end of a run. This achievement will trigger successfully if at least 4 of said Jokers have not yet been reset.

[humble anchor]

L is number 2

Sell Luigi then buy or gain Mairo in a single shop

[verbal gust]

You Lose! wait what
Play ://CRASH and still win

[crude anvil]

there needs to be a joker card that just features a shotgun so that i can make a madness combat reference achievement with it and Huge

[verbal gust]

What's the point of this
Beat any deck without aquiring or using a modded card

[humble anchor]

#1266071222479884423 message

[crude anvil]

welp!

M Agent: Torture
Trigger Huge and Shotgun Racket in the same hand.

[jagged belfry]

:D

Jolly Jollies:
Have a Jolly Jolly Joker :p

[crude anvil]

Ultimate Jolliness

• Obtain a Jolly Tredecim

[tacit ingot]

Tredecim Quadratus
Have 13 Tredecims at the same time

[humble anchor]

Very Jolly Today Aren't We?

Win a run while only playing hands that contain a pair (pair, two pair, full house, flush house)

[crude anvil]

Zero Point
Use POINTER:// to create a run-ending Troubadour

[woeful compass]

You're In The Wrong ://CLASS
Type the name of any Seal or Edition into ://CLASS, then attempt to use it.
Upgrading to a Downgrade
Use REWORK:// on an Astral Joker.
Crazy? I Was Crazy Once...
Get Lock to hit a copy of Madness.
There Can Be Only One!
In one run, sacrifice at least 3 different daggers to a single other dagger.
Stop It. Get Some Help.
Beat the Very Fair Deck on at least Gold Stake without using Jokers... at all. Is this even possible?
Why Did You Deck Explode???
On the Negative Deck, lose a run due to running out of hand size.
The Only Way To Be Sure
Hold a Pot of Jokes that grants a larger hand size bonus than you have cards in your deck AND (the Exotic Joker that draws your entire deck at the start of the Blind) at the same time.
Four-Course Meal
Have the stars align such that four different Food Jokers all expire during one blind.
Catch-22
In two consecutive hands, trigger both Jimball and Obelisk.
Victory Lap
Use Redeo to scale back to Ante 0, then beat your way to Ante 8 again without selling Redeo or retriggering its effect.

[tacit ingot]

Beat the Very Fair Deck on at least Gold Stake without using Jokers... at all. Is this even possible?
kid named ACE:

[woeful compass]

You Could've Just Disabled The Mod...
Beat any non-Cryptid deck on Gold Stake or lower without beating any Cryptid-added boss blinds or using any Cryptid-added Jokers/cards/enhancements.
Obligatory Title Drop
Get a Cryptid (Spectral Card, creates 2 copies of 1 selected card in hand) from the effects of any Joker added by Cryptid (the mod whose Discord we are currently inside).
Real Gigachad Moment
Use a Chad to retrigger a Hanging Chad.
A Minor Inconvienence
Have every single one of your Jokers debuffed by The Box or The Windmill, then win the round.
In Case Of Emergency, Break Glass
Play 5 rigged Glass Cards in a hand where all of them score.

[fiery pebble]

With this sacred treasure, I summon...

With one hand left in a blind, use ://RUN, purchase something, and beat the blind.

[verbal gust]

I can't stop winning!
Successfully trigger Gambler's Tag 3 times in a row
Capitalism babyyyy
Score over 100x the blind size on The Tax

[woeful compass]

The Pointless Loop
Use REWIND:// from your consumable card inventory at the beginning of an ante.
Size Disparity
Trigger a Wee Joker/Weebonachi and a Huge in the same hand.

[lusty pivot]

True Neverclick
Win a run on Wormhole Deck with Crustulum without rerolling
-# (selling Crustulum invalidates the run, you must start with it)

How Did We Get Here?
Obtain every Joker in a single run
-# Ace Aequilibrium moment; they do not all have to be held at once

[livid sapphire]

Rename this to A Furious Cocktail and have How Did We Get Here? be having all of them at the same time

[woeful compass]

^

[humble anchor]

Black Friday Sale

Buy or gain every joker in a single shop
-# excludes jokers held assuming they are held for the entire shop, selling a joker will require it to be bought or gained again

[verbal gust]

Hardcore
Beat the voucher deck (i forgot the name) without redeeming a voucher

[tacit ingot]

that's just blank deck but without vouchers

[cedar vessel]

is this another cookie clicker reference or am i crazy

[verbal gust]

yes

the actual achivement is "Get to 1 billion cookies without buying upgrades"

[cedar vessel]

yeah ik

God Complex
Name your profile MathIsFun

Third Party
Use a Cryptid Addon

[tacit ingot]

Just Plain Lucky
You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.

[cedar vessel]

(unmodifiable by oa6)

Speed Gambling
Reach higher than 1e308 chips in less than 25 minutes
-# (number of minutes can be changed ig)

[cinder basin]

You Know What That Means...
Beat "The Fish" by playing a hand entirely consisting of face-down cards.
-# (aka winning hand must all be face-down)

[tacit ingot]

Balatro Never Changes
Beat Ante 1313

[cedar vessel]

So Much To Do So Much To See
This achievement is unlocked after 1 year since getting this mod.

[lusty pivot]

I think mine is still P1 lol

[woeful compass]

Built Different, Built Stupid
Defeat a Boss Blind only playing debuffed cards.

[tacit ingot]

Tiny Cookie
Click the tiny cookie
-# (there's a small cookie added to mods>cryptid>additions>other for this achievement)

[verbal gust]

Here you go
Click this Achivement

When the chips beat the blind just right
Beat a blind with exactly 1 trillion chips. No more, no less.

Just plain lucky
You have a 1/1 million chance to get this achivement whenever a hand is played

[tacit ingot]

too late

[verbal gust]

but its per hand

not per second

im evil

[tacit ingot]

too evil

per second is already 11.6 days, per hand is absurd

[verbal gust]

imma do stanley parable achivements now

You can't jump
Attempt to jump (spam the space bar)

[tacit ingot]

Click On Door 427 5 Times

[verbal gust]

Commitment
Have Balatro open for the entirety of a Monday (M!)

Unachievable
You cannot get this achievement (No. 1 Completionist hater)

[tacit ingot]

SUPER Go Outside
Don't play Balatro for 10 years.
-# If you change the clock, we will know.

[verbal gust]

Test achievement please ignore
Test achievement description! Replace this!
(100% the game excluding Unachievable, wipe your save, then 100% the game again to get this achievement)

[tacit ingot]

at that point i'm just manually unlocking it in the code

[verbal gust]

Cheated games feel horrible
Attempt to unlock an achievement in the code. Automatically wipes your save if this achievement is fufilled
-# trolling

[tacit ingot]

at that point i'm just manually removing the save wiping in the code

[verbal gust]

at that point you may as well just mod the game

[tacit ingot]

yeah, i am

[hearty fossil]

I feel like Pocket ACE already does the gimmick of requiring code to unlock.

[verbal gust]

and?

[fiery pebble]

No. That's it. You're done, give me the computer.

Spend over five hours in a run without going to the main menu once.

[woeful compass]

Greened Out (Which I Didn't Know You Could Do)
Trigger 4 Green Seals in a single hand.

[vital minnow]

How?
Trigger 5 Green Seals in one Hand

[verbal gust]

Woah! Looks like the meth is kicking in!
Use ://CRASH and survive without crashing for over 30 seconds (ACE payload doesn't count)
-# gyuhnahnqbqobhububhbjnfiodywbjAAAJAHHAHAKBAKHAAA

[humble anchor]

You didn't read the description didn't you?
Make more than half of cards in your full deck have a green seal and have Splash Joker

[crude anvil]

Market Armageddon

• Reach $-nan

[verbal gust]

Market Paradise

• Reach $nan

[fiery pebble]

Market Crash

Use Wraith on any money value above 1e150

[crude anvil]

that's market armageddon

[fiery pebble]

you're right

[crude anvil]

no

[crude anvil]

as in this

[fiery pebble]

wait seriously?

[crude anvil]

yes

[fiery pebble]

that's how you get -nan?

well I'll be damned

[crude anvil]

wraith on naneinf money

[fiery pebble]

ah

[fiery pebble]

insane

[copper aspen]

Then I turn into Jesus Christ : Have 5 Jolly Jokers in joker slots

[humble anchor]

Men Died For Our Jokers

Use Hanged Man(s) on every face card in your full deck in the same shop Ride The Bus was purchased or gained

[verbal gust]

references the next line

[fiery pebble]

The enemy ascended beyond your control, or was that all your intention?

Use Analog above ante 8 and beat a blind.

[cedar vessel]

Bare Hands... Bare Naked?
Have 20 handsize and then destroy all cards held in hand

[woeful compass]

Where's the Cards, Player?
Destroy every single card in your deck, and then lose because you have nothing to play.

[verbal gust]

Revolution? Overthrow the Government?
Have Madness or Ceremonial Dagger destroy Baron and still win
-# uh, I think so!

[fiery pebble]

I Thought the French Hated Royalty?

Have both Baron and Mime.

[humble anchor]

I feel like this should be raised fist related ngl

[tacit ingot]

pot of jokes time

[verbal gust]

You. Me. Gas Station.
Obtain a Legendary Joker and a Food Joker in the same shop

[vital sail]

Now You’re Thinking With Jolly Jokers
Have 100 Jolly Jokers at once.

[fiery pebble]

What
Obtain an exponentially scaling joker which has a base of less than ^1.

[copper aspen]

Bear… naked? Beat an entire run without any enhanced cards or jokers

What a zoo! Have only exotic jokers

Suicide Use a combined card and hanged man to kill your card with itself

[vital minnow]

Gateway:

[finite crag]

idk: use delete on itself

[copper aspen]

ah

[finite crag]

what about an achievement based on losing with a lot of unique jonklers

[vital minnow]

Release: use Rework on a joker with the last edition in the collection

[woeful compass]

That's Not How Banks Work, Either
Survive long enough that a Compound Interest joker's payment gives you 100% or more of your total money.
-# Scalae moment
Mall of M-adness
Sell a single Jolly Joker, and trigger 5 different M Jokers by doing so.
M-axwell Says Hi
Trigger a Lucky Cat and 2 different M Jokers simultaneously.
Not So Pointless Anymore
Find a way to make The Filler give more than x1.0 Mult.
Dude, Where's My Exotic?
Beat the Wormhole Deck having sold your starting Exotic Joker on or before the first round.

[vital minnow]

Scalae

Could work for the first one

[woeful compass]

I keep forgetting that Cryptid is Cryptid, somehow

[cedar vessel]

What Are We Getting for Dinner?
Have every food joker
-# only the ones from the base game and added by cryptid count

[verbal gust]

Sushi, of course!
Win The Fish Boss Blind with only Food Jokers

[hoary raven]

How do I turn the music off?
Obtain Jimorb.

[tacit ingot]

jimorb

[hoary raven]

jimorb

[copper aspen]

Jimorb

[hard snow]

Banana Split
Have Cavendish go extinct

[tacit ingot]

rigged moment

[hard snow]

WITHOUT rigging it 😉

[tacit ingot]

copying oops all 6s a bunch

[humble anchor]

I think this should just be for rigging cavindish

[copper aspen]

{
CODE CARD
}

Have all code cards at the same time

[fiery pebble]

What did it cost? Everything.

Destroy an Exotic Joker with another Joker.

[hard snow]

Rainbow Clownection
Win a run with at least one of each card rarity

[livid sapphire]

Game.RuinTheFun();
Reach +100000 Chips on Crustulum without the use of Double Scale or Scalae

[vital minnow]

or ://Multiply

[livid sapphire]

Anything that increases the scaling value {Except for Oversaturated or Glitched}

[tacit ingot]

we reworking crustulum with this one 🔥

[finite crag]

i did some math

1 reroll/s: ~7h
2 reroll/s: ~3h 30m
3 reroll/s: ~2h 20m
4 reroll/s: ~1h 40m
10 reroll/s: ~40m
50 reroll/s: ~5m

How much it'll cost:
Base: 312,612,500$ (3.12e+8)
Tier 1 Reroll: 312,562,500$ (3.12e+8)
Tier 2 Reroll: 312,512,500$ (3.12e+8)
T1er 3 Reroll: 50,000$ (5e+4)```

[lusty pivot]

Nopeus + autoclicker:

[finite crag]

lemme add some additional data

i might do the stake that increases reroll prices

[tacit ingot]

that's cool but who would ever do that achievement on a high stake

[finite crag]

i love how the Tier 1&2 reroll vouchers do basically nothing

[tacit ingot]

true

[finite crag]

and then tier 3 drops the cost down by 99.98%

[tacit ingot]

i just realized the achievement is for crustulum which makes all rerolls free
oh well, statistics are still fun

[finite crag]

lol

[livid sapphire]

Tier 2 voucher is so strong to the point where it removed the dollar sign

[finite crag]

:)

[woeful compass]

Turn That M Upside Down
Win a run having only ever used/purchased the following:
-The original Jolly Joker (+8 Mult when pair is played)
-Any M Joker
-Any Joker that spawned with the new "Jolly" edition
This achievement triggers once you beat the Ante 8 boss with at least one of the above Jokers in your inventory.
-# this idea recycled from a previous one

[livid sapphire]

Back to the Masics
Win a run having m, M, and Jolly Joker, and never having obtained any other M invasion Joker, or any Joker with the Jolly edition.

[kind fractal]

Midas Touch - Play a Five of a Kind of Golden (Edition) Gold (Enhancement) Kings with Gold Seals on a Gold Stake run
Spiraling Out of Control - Score over 10,000 in a hand or round where every visible number is either all 2s or all 5s (22222, 5555555, and 2.2e222 are fine, but not 555255)
Bottom of the Barrel - Reach Ante 8 without skipping while only using jokers and consumables from the bottom row in the collection (any page is fine)

[woeful compass]

Gotta Make A Move To A Town That's Right For Me...
Reset Ride the Bus and Jimball in the same hand.
DMCA-pology
Find and enable the Mute button for Jimball.
Now Leaving: Funky Town
Beat the "Ballin'" challenge deck.

The Sword Swallower
With every single dagger-type Joker in your possession at once, position them such that you enter a blind with every single dagger consuming something. This achievement is invalidated if any of the daggers eat each other.
I CAN'T STOP WINNING!
Play a Flush Five consisting exclusively of Lucky 7s, all of which have the Rigged sticker.

Twice as Nice
With the Nice Joker, score a hand consisting of (in order) 6, 9, 4, 2, and a Stone Card as a standin for the 0.

[kind fractal]

Spend It All
Win a run on Golden Deck while accumulating $5 or less in interest across the whole run

[fiery pebble]

Didn't read the description the second time, did ya?

Have Gateway destroy an Exotic Joker.

[verbal gust]

The World Revolving
On Conveyor Deck, keep the first joker you buy alive until you win

[wet valley]

• W.H.I.P it Good
  Hold every Joker relating to 7s and/or 2s at the same time
• Giant Leap for Jimbokind
  Have any hand type reach scientific notation in either Chips or Mult
• Kon Queso
  Win a run while only picking up Food Jokers

[crude anvil]

Both Sides of the Scale

• Whilst possessing Double-Sided Obelisk-Jimball and Double Scale, use either Obelisk or Jimball to prevent a reset on the other.

[cedar vessel]

huh

[stark lion]

Infinite money??

• Reroll for $-1

(Still costs $1, only a visual bug; i assume it would still be detectable though)

[cedar vessel]

Toxic Relationship
Hook an Obelisk and a Jimball (does hook work with scaling jokers?)

[quartz sonnet]

Cold Blood
Destroy an exotic using Macabre.

One shall remain
Have a dagger destroy 4 daggers.

[lean terrace]

Suicidal

Obtain a banana sticker Oops! All sixes!

[verbal gust]

womp womp
Have every card and joker debuffed in one boss blind

[verbal gust]

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go.
Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873.
Anyway, how's your day been?
Trigger "The Great Obnoxiously Long and Complicated Name and Description", without using ://HOOK. Did you know that of every country flag in the world, only Jamaica does not have the colors Red, White, and Blue? (Obviously excluding non-sovereign countries because then Cocos (Keeling) Islands, an Australian territory, would qualify for this fact)

if you dont include the fact i will anger

[finite crag]

did you also know that ~32% of all periodic elements have a prime amount of letters, and that the only periodic element that has its name in other elements is tin?

[elfin talon]

I see that in the new suggestions log, the devs are looking for unlock conditions for cryptid jokers. Would it be a good idea to go through this thread and try to assign achievement suggestions from here to certain jokers?

[tiny bloom]

Wait
THERE'S A MUTE FOR JIMBALL?

[elfin talon]

The Jolliest Joker

• Win with your only played hand type being Pair.

I tried doing this in vanilla and I think its only possible on either blue or plasma deck without skipping for a decent joker

[elfin talon]

fun challenge

[livid sapphire]

The one Straight level

[elfin talon]

blame burnt joker for that

[crude anvil]

The Violence Has Escalaeted

• Scale ...Like Antennas to Heaven to x1.0e300 Chips.

Precision Orbital Strike

• Have an AP Joker with more than a million xMult.

Gemini Protocol

• Trigger two Hooked Geminis on 5 different space-themed Jokers in 5 consecutive rounds.

Exterminatus

• Overshoot a Boss Blind's score requirement by the power of itself.

This Achievement Was Brought to You by the Letter E

• Reach quadruple-e notation without Jen's Almanac.

[crude anvil]

do you are have stupid

• Use POINTER:// to create Joker.

[tiny bloom]

something funny is that if that one suggestion in the document goes through, this might actually not be stupid

[crude anvil]

Now I Am Become Death, Destroyer of Deck Inconsistency

• Use Effarcire to draw your whole deck of 52 or more cards, then spam Death to convert everything into one card.

[tiny bloom]

tbh the hardest part of this might be "how to get there without game crash"