if you could be any champion in real life, who would it be

[forest raft]

teemo 🙂

[tropic relic]

Evelynn

[soft rivet]

kingded

or a sol

bards also a really good choice

im going to ignore lor lore for this decision btw

[tropic relic]

I mean, if i wasnt using horni brain id say chogath

[soft rivet]

fuck that i want to be a dragon bard or not lonely

[tropic relic]

not a soul devouring succubus?

[raven kite]

This is actually a really interesting topic, because its the matter of fact of choosing how the champion looks or how the champion abilities are. Assuming we cant use the champion abilities, going based off of looks, I have to choose Ahri.

It is basically an egirl dream to look like her lmfao, but all jokes aside she is really pretty besides the fact that I will have tails constantly wherever I go. Will I like that? Not really, but everything else is a redeeming quality.

If we can use champion abilities, I would choose Twisted Fate easily, I would love to teleport around the world

[brisk field]

I'd be tf cause I'd still be human and I'd have magic cards

[tropic relic]

I mean.... Ahri is pretty hot ngl, but like... MISS FORTUNE.... GAH DAAAAAYUUMM

[raven kite]

I wouldnt want to be MF, sure she looks really good, but I wouldnt want my back to be suffering everyday from trying to hold... yeah 💀

[tropic relic]

I wouldn't mind, life is pain anyways

[raven kite]

True reality, it is

[tropic relic]

[marble agate]

bard

[sweet grove]

Classified as a demon that loves torment.

[grand gull]

Nunu, you get a giant studio Ghibli drawn yeti named williump

[ancient rune]

Sett because yes

I think LB would be funny too you can fuck with everyone

[smoky iris]

ryze tbh

you just become a full fledged archmage complete with a teleport ability

[snow stratus]

Kinky

[ancient rune]

not THAT fuck 🙄

[ancient rune]

unless you want to

[snow stratus]

[ivory apex]

gragas

[indigo hamlet]

Hmmm interesting question hard to choose being Kled sounds fun but I would also consider choose gp or yasuo, viktro also cool

[wanton lynx]

I mean

i want to say Fiddlesticks

[grand gull]

kindred ig, being death would be kinda lit

[snow stratus]

Kayn

I wanna have a scythe to talk too

[wanton lynx]

and you can just phase through matter (is that a gameplay thing or is it in the lore too)

[snow stratus]

Who know but he can do it sooo

[wanton lynx]

Yeah i guess

[snow stratus]

If I turned the corner and saw a fiddle sticks I’m literally just dead

[ivory apex]

zoe
I want to have a space doggo

[violet terrace]

kassadin

i’d like to blink around every second or so

[ivory apex]

kassadin is decaying

[indigo hamlet]

Just be schizophrenic and have a scythe

[snow stratus]

That’s fine

[indigo hamlet]

You don't need to be kayn for that
Also rhaast is actively trying to kill you

[ivory apex]

Let's be akshan

[ivory apex]

He's really cool
And can literally revive others

[snow stratus]

Even better(?)

[ivory apex]

THRESH after becoming unbound
He looks really powerful and cool to be

[indigo hamlet]

How is dying to a parasite better?

[ivory apex]

Rhaast ain't a parasite

[indigo hamlet]

I mean he kinda is to kayn

[ivory apex]

Kayn is the one abusing him

[snow stratus]

But he’s cool

[indigo hamlet]

He is trying to take over and kayn is the host

That's how parasites work

[ivory apex]

Kayn can just throw him away

[low bough]

i wanna be akshan

[indigo hamlet]

He can't one's you touch a cursed weapon you are stuck with it

Till one of the two dies
Usually the darkin wins

[low bough]

his abs tone, god damn

[ivory apex]

U sure?

[indigo hamlet]

Here we have the spicy of shadow magic keeping kayn alive this long

[ivory apex]

Akshan is really good but I wanna be unbound thresh

[low bough]

maybe viego but green skin and a triangle hole in my chest aint for me

[indigo hamlet]

Yes? You think people become aatrox host by choice or any of the darkins

[snow stratus]

Ok but he’s still got

[ivory apex]

Aatrox is really powerful and can posses people literally instantly
Varus has a deal with those guys

Also darkis slowly drive their host to servitude with whispering to them

[indigo hamlet]

Look at yi's student

The mf became a darkin quick with no control

Really goes to show how op is shadow magic

[indigo hamlet]

Varus is a weird one but they still fucking touched the bow well one of them did 💀

Varus is still for the most part in control and only kills the "bad"

[past sapphire]

Easy, pantheon

[snow stratus]

Chad

[tawdry harbor]

braum

[formal urchin]

Pantheon

[pearl gorge]

Soraka.

[ivory apex]

bcuz xoolani is really powerful

same for aatrox

[placid bolt]

Sett

i'd say Aatrox but if lore is included in this one i'd skip because of the whole apocalypse thing xD

[dull nest]

seraphine tbh

[indigo hamlet]

Rhaast is literally one of the most powerful ones. Shadow magic is just broken, nothing else is keeping kayn alive and for the most part in control

[snow stratus]

Nah we can be best friends

[indigo hamlet]

Bro really will try to befriend rhaast by singing to him "why can't we be friends"

[snow stratus]

Music does wonders

Take him out for a date

[indigo hamlet]

💀 good luck

[snow stratus]

It’s not that deep, surely

[indigo hamlet]

Rhaast seems like a tough nut to crack

[snow stratus]

Doesn’t make it uncrackable

[indigo hamlet]

True

[snow stratus]

I’m sure he’ll be nice after chocolate

[brisk field]

What if he doesn't like chocolate

[snow stratus]

Give him something else

Give him a hug

[ancient rune]

Have you guys read the interactions between Rhaat and Kayn? I think spending enough time with Rhaast arguing and whatever he’ll…

[ivory apex]

they will become gay and love each other?

[ancient rune]

In Rhaast eyes yes

[ivory apex]

why not use the handle

thats the only way they can actually do it

[snow stratus]

Eh who cares

[unique stirrup]

yasuo or akali. i will be taking no questions

[sour wren]

I wanna be talon so I can hop over houses in real life

[snow stratus]

Why them

[unique stirrup]

you missed the part where i said no questions

[snow stratus]

Well tell me anyways

[unique stirrup]

yasuo is “epic shing shing dash dash tornado man” and akali is like that but hot

[snow stratus]

I mean I’d argue yasuo is also hot but fair enough

[dense portal]

Mordekaiser

because I want to use people that I dislike as bricks for my big fat metal ass sit

[snow stratus]

kinky

[dense portal]

if you think about it, its what Mordekaiser do

[snow stratus]

i mean does he?

[dense portal]

kind of

[ebon root]

Skarl

[unreal vector]

Sett

[cunning grove]

I'd love to be ryze. It would be awesome to be bald have a great beard be blue and have sick dance moves

[bitter temple]

Kayn so i can dedicate to grow crops

[ebon root]

sett's personality is annoying

[keen sentinel]

ironically heimer probably.

[ivory apex]

being heimer is cool

[ebon root]

viego / zoe

[ebon root]

I'll tell you what, hecarim dm for info

[snow stratus]

Interesting

[remote adder]

Mordekaiser. I wanna sent snowflakes to the death realm.

[violet terrace]

yea but he got a cool outfit so it’s worth

[small rain]

Sett, the only champion that will never become gay

[indigo hamlet]

Do we tell em?

[ancient rune]

I think we shouldn't.

[indigo hamlet]

Fair enough

[tropic relic]

rip anyone that wants to be kayn, as if you weren't already bipolar

[snow stratus]

Did you know sett is canonically gay/bi in Spirit blossom

[snow stratus]

Nah

[tropic relic]

I'm so for it

[snow stratus]

Ditto

[small rain]

nah, he isnt

[snow stratus]

i mean if thats what helps you sleep, go ahead

[small rain]

even if riot says "sett is gonna be gay from now on", he isn't

[snow stratus]

and he isnt confirmed straight anyways

[snow stratus]

ok

[indigo hamlet]

Okay but he literally hates every woman that isn't his mother. So he is definitely not straight 💀

[formal urchin]

doesn't he said that he like fighting and girls?

like in his voice line

[dense portal]

its only on the skinline

in canon Runeterra he is prob alfa male redpill

[small rain]

??? Just check his default skin image lmao

[small rain]

Ofc 💪

[indigo hamlet]

What has his looks have to do with his sexuality?

[small rain]

Not his looks, go look at his default skin image

[indigo hamlet]

Go read his lore zzz

[small rain]

xDDDD yea sure

[indigo hamlet]

Cope harder

[dense portal]

no
he says "Things I love... uh, my momma, breakin' necks, and fine Ionian silk."

[formal urchin]

oh

[hard jolt]

Malphite cuz I’m rock solid 🤨

[woeful solar]

Pantheon because I will fall at least one more time

[median socket]

amumu maybe
because i hate that piece of toilet paper, and if I become him i could kill myself