Halfbrick Games Memes

[halcyon fossil]

No caption

[golden mirage]

That's my boy

[rose compass]

My man has no chance against a LITERAL TANK

[uneven kelp]

Bro

He’s destroyed 3 giant robots by just punching them

[trim cloak]

Scratch my barrayyyyy

[vast ether]

You gave me the best drawing idea

[trim cloak]

What is it oomf..

[vast ether]

barry w/ seal,,,,,,

[wary pecan]

Do it,,,,

[vast ether]

Bet,,,,, 😈

[haughty wave]

He got nice tattoo

[trim cloak]

It's not a tattoo he has a Barry outside of him

/silly

[wary pecan]

I have no motivation on drawing ughhhhhhhh
Imma draw something funny

[haughty wave]

That's like those sticker tattoo things

Lol

[trim cloak]

Scratch his barrayy

[haughty wave]

Ok

[trim cloak]

Thank you

[north fjord]

Game theory on why DTM2 ain't coming this century

[neat oriole]

soo true

[vast ether]

probably on summer 2023

[summer ferry]

we'd have to loop around the year integer so it's 2023 again

or maybe it's in hijri years

see yall in 2,604 CE (2025 AH)

[trim cloak]

Crowdfunding campaign for DTM2 would be so funny

[vast ether]

shoutout to this guy

[noble quartz]

Little joke

[tribal bough]

I think this image means that the left Dan is controlled by the player and the right one is the character himself,meaning the character is conscious/aware about the player's actions.

[rose compass]

Actually imagine that in series

Player's gamepad accidentally turns off

He can't find cord

And Dan can FINALLY live a normal live for a small period of time

[tribal bough]

Dan is sick that the player thinks he is above concequences

[halcyon fossil]

It's just a funny image but I like your way of thinking

[tribal bough]

Well you didn't type a title for that image so i just interpreted it myself

[halcyon fossil]

You look like that one literature teacher that puts a deep meaning in the most simple sentences (no offense)

[halcyon fossil]

Aye fair enough

I didn't put a caption cuz I didn't know what to put but yea that's good thinking

[tribal bough]

Well,i thought it that way expecially since the crying dan seems like a ghost

[halcyon fossil]

I kinda based it on this meme

[tribal bough]

You should have used a smiling Dan instead,the shrug Dan kinda means that he is indiferent about any action he has done

And that is justified,since it's a player

[halcyon fossil]

@tribal bough

[rose compass]

And me as well

[rose compass]

Canon

But actually that's a good idea for series

[tribal bough]

Yeah

[rose compass]

I wish they would do something like that

[halcyon fossil]

It's gonna be in Dan the Man 2 trust

[rose compass]

Final boss is Dan

Who's fed with that crap

:💯

[tribal bough]

It is confirmed from the wiki that Dan pursues the player

[tribal bough]

Dan the man remembers your genocides

[halcyon fossil]

Hol' up

Isn't dan just the name of the player?

The character's name is "The Ginger Ninja" for as far as I know

[tribal bough]

Well still two beings though

Doesn't matter

[halcyon fossil]

Yeah

Just wanted to point that out

[tribal bough]

The saddest part it is that Josie isn't aware of that and still blames the character instead of the player for what happened in stage 6

[halcyon fossil]

Josie knows that the universe of DTM isn't real but she doesn't know Dan also "isn't"

Like he exists but he is being controlled by the player and that kinda thing

[tribal bough]

Exactly,she thinks if the player leaves the game the character will leave too,which is false

[halcyon fossil]

Wait if the game just goes off does the universe "freeze" itself untill the player goes back to... Well, playing?

[tribal bough]

Good point

Could be possible

[halcyon fossil]

And if that's the case is the transition between the episodes just moments when the player leaves and comes back?

[tribal bough]

Yeah,that's why Josie's baby is still a ,,work in progress" because the world freezes

And what if the protagonist can run the game on it's own after the end of the story?

[halcyon fossil]

It's funny to think that the entire madness of episodes 7-17 happened while josie was pregnant

[tribal bough]

She fought enemies while pregnant

That's dedication

[halcyon fossil]

Also shouldn't we be talking at #👊・dan-the-man instead?

[tribal bough]

Yeah

[half sundial]

(He pretends he doesn't care)

[wary pecan]

Me when people who say awful words to me because they lose:

[half sundial]

Real,me too

[vast ether]

average Micro motivation in life

[wary pecan]

Dw bro you go got this eventually.. I think

Like I said if you give up just give up/joking/NSRS

(No don't give up)

[vast ether]

I'm not and definitely not deciding to(⁠ ⁠´⁠◡⁠‿⁠ゝ⁠◡⁠`⁠)

After all
I'm still trying to find a reason (or reasons)

[timber moss]

Your favorite character loves you. And this is for everyone

[vast ether]

EXACTLY‼️‼️🙏❤️‍🩹

[timber moss]

I love how king is just wide t posing petting you lmao

[vast ether]

Silly thing is that this sprite is actually taken from the demo of the game ^o^
(It can also be found in-game around the settings if I remember correctly)

[wary pecan]

He's fine

[haughty wave]

When dragon raskull founds about the gentle raskull and riding hood raskull:

[haughty wave]

Dragon raskull should've been saying hand emojis :v

[vast ether]

oh my god that would've been better why didn't I think of that💔

[snow grail]

Can I have Raskull Dragon's image?

[vast ether]

Sure!! :}

[wary pecan]

Lore accurate player in Dtm/j

[summer ferry]

this is against the rules, idk how it's still up

can a mod delete this?

[rose compass]

You can uhhh

... Wait

Lemme process

[vast ether]

Done!!

[still meteor]

be me
plays among us
gets to be the imposter
goes inside vents
horse walks in

[wary pecan]

Oh man you made the whole gang mad

/silly

[half sundial]

Really

(i will never stop burping, deal with it)

[noble quartz]

I consider this violence against women even if it's a meme. I'm going to delete this. Don't post this again.

[tribal bough]

Alr bro I didn't mean to offend

[still meteor]

yes

[haughty wave]

When you're in a church and everyone's quiet and you just burp:

[half sundial]

Real

[haughty wave]

Off topic?

Yes #💬・off-topic

[still meteor]

what's the original meme

[wet glade]

"I'm hungry. In a minute" from The Croods.

[still meteor]

DM me the video

[wet glade]

You just... Google it?

But ok, one sec

[vast ether]

capcut is so laggy my god
-# no i did not watch the movies

[neat oriole]

loud

[still meteor]

average moody soundtrack

[vast ether]

I had no other audios to choose from so I took huge inspiration from my tiktok sounds❤️‍🩹

[north fjord]

Ok, Jetpack Guy

[noble quartz]

@vast ether

[vast ether]

getting this in my king folder😈

[half sundial]

Idk,made something

[north fjord]

Sometimes the best words in life are no words...

[rose compass]

"WE DEMAND OURSELVES EQUAL RIGHTS!"
"Okay, I'm gonna list the new rights you'll get"
This pic

[vast ether]

peak mentione❤️‍🩹

[neat oriole]

thought this was gonna be poland

[summer ferry]

wdym

what's poland

[timber moss]

I'm waiting for someone to put bad Apple

[noble quartz]

I didn't put it in full because the file will be heavier 😂

[rose compass]

Imagine you're on protest and then one of cops start singing bad apple right Infront of you

[trim cloak]

Tbf you could've compressed it heavily

[still meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/i'm-chillin-chill-guy-chill-chillin-my-new-character-gif-7386674421209248895

[noble quartz]

Me after discovering the effects in capcut 😂

[neat oriole]

I love this clip I forgot about it

this is so true though

[quiet swift]

omg i forgot about these

[tribal bough]

Ngl,this ninja looks like he is offering Dan the man a trade offer

[timber moss]

Trade offer!
I give you receive
Revolution boss fight

Idk I'm not a rebel ninja fan

[north fjord]

TRADE OFFER
I RECIEVE: Your help to take over Medival castle of the rich(and maybe or maybe not assert my dominance over it)
YOU RECIEVE: girlfriend who thinks you're dead and a bunch of random inmates
DAN:

[haughty wave]

I receive: your money
You receive: a ninja rebel custom

[trim cloak]

The version for good boys and girls :-)

Oc by @vast ether (did I sent the right one)

[vast ether]

mmmmaybe :3c

/silly

[trim cloak]

Yay!!!

[haughty wave]

Chinese soap opera

[snow grail]

That's from an Indian soap opera

[haughty wave]

Ok

I thought it was Chinese

[half sundial]

He doesn't like himself

🤔

[rose compass]

If I looked like that I won't like my self either

[half sundial]

Dtm 2 Development core:

[rose compass]

Next thing you know is that he's using charge attack

[tribal bough]

Barry is the Dtm fanbase lol

[haughty wave]

Lucas behind the scene:

[north fjord]

Soldier Gaming

[snow grail]

I read a Bluesky post and it reminded me of Helmut (original post by @plive.bsky.social)

[north fjord]

"Surprisingly defends against anything but dragon breath" - Jetpack Joyride: Modified edition, 2011

[subtle dragon]

Sibling core.

@wary pecan

[wary pecan]

HELP😭

[wary pecan]

Dili kailangan mag hugasin ang hotdog 😭

(I speak Bisaya bc I dunno about Tagalog)

[subtle dragon]

😆😆

ROFL

As a person who loves Yuri and yaoi, YESSS!!!

[haughty wave]

Ah yes Philippines

[fallen chasm]

Offer
1.We exploding castle and you die
2.Stop war but villagers will be slaves still

[vast ether]

its never lupus

[wary pecan]

Can it make him beautiful?

Like his refection/silly

[vast ether]

There is a chance😈

[haughty wave]

Can i enter my house it's at a hospital

[umbral wren]

Are you sure?

[umbral wren]

Lowkey kinda looks like omniman

I hate those guys so much

[trim cloak]

Really low quality meme but happy pride month

[vast ether]

𝓯𝓪𝓽

[half sundial]

It's better here

[vast ether]

THAT POSTURE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[trim cloak]

Gamer posture

[rose compass]

Hell naw horror game with Bruiser

Man can just stomp and your body will make noise

That crap is rigged 💀🔥

[north fjord]

[onyx dagger]

New halfbricks game:‼️‼️

Run from a pokémon

[haughty wave]

Real

[vast ether]

🫩

[haughty wave]

Calcium very fresh

[wary pecan]

hes so bony

[vast ether]

calcium🤤

[quick island]

Calcium

Very fresh

[noble quartz]

Momazos nutella

[haughty wave]

Yup

[wary pecan]

Just pretend that he accidentally download a virus

[wary pecan]

Me when those ninja marksman

[half sundial]

"download viruses without minecraft"

[wary pecan]

And yet he did😔

[fallen chasm]

Search how to download DtM 2

[haughty wave]

Sure

[wary pecan]

Me fr:

[rose compass]

That's how Dan have chosen wild life apparently

[fallen chasm]

DtM 2

[vast ether]

average raskullsfan911 post

[fallen chasm]

Draw day 69

[wary pecan]

Me when 1x

[quick island]

[north fjord]

The sole reason he still does his job

[rose compass]

WT-

[vast ether]

this meme makes sense now

[haughty wave]

If he's a daddy.. does he have a family

[vast ether]

Canonically he IS married (although his wife was never shown due to unknown reasons)

[haughty wave]

Oh..

[trim cloak]

Reminder ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

[feral flower]

Related to halfbrick, this is how halfbrick team was created, first of all, they started making the game in image 1, then a mistake happend and they realised it was not their game thats why the image says "not my brick". In image 2 they threw the brick into someone beacose they were angry, that explains why the name is "halfbrick" and not "brick". at the 3 image the start building again, and the game became famous. and at the 4 image, halfbrick eats the reaming half brick to make a new name, named, mini-brick. Thats the lore of half brick, thank you for your support.

[feral flower]

Also who is king ramen skull

Also why the game is called dan the man when barrie and other characters exist? I mena why not like BARRY THE MAN!!!

Barry*

[vast ether]

Because King doesn't get that much appreciation he had years ago

• The community of raskulls is quite dead, ppl barely talk about it and all and it doesn't get much fan art as well
  I like King on how his character is written, I mean, even if he's a joke character or something among those lines, that lil guy honestly made my childhood

• c'mon now a lot of ppl love Barry and dan

[feral flower]

Yes sir

[vast ether]

I'm a huge yapper and always loved this tiny series so ofc, I'm not just going to let it rot

[feral flower]

Dan the man episodes stopped...

[vast ether]

The next season is probably worked on

[feral flower]

100 years of waiting and still nothing theres no way that this will happen

[vast ether]

Have you ever had this thing called "hope"

I mean,
It does take time but being patient enough and hopeful will lead you to it

• let's not just casually have a chit chat here, maybe send something hee hee hoo hoo funny

[fair zealot]

just felt it was more appropriate to send these here

my first ever referenceless josie fanart btw on the right

spoiled just to be safe bc blood

[half sundial]

Idk

Set the reaction "🐟" to save fish

[fallen chasm]

Set the reaction "🔫" to kill fish

I forgot to answer

Uhm

[wary pecan]

Me if you care

[wary pecan]

He loves himself as always

[drowsy bolt]

Guys

Here is proof that dan the man is mouth-less

[rose compass]

... Where...

[drowsy bolt]

Look at your character in your name 🙂

[fair zealot]

actually i like to think the character dan ‘s mouth either just camoflauges with the skin or he straight up just chooses when to have a mouth or not

[rose compass]

Is my OC

What's next

You do have an anthropomorphic animal on your PFP as well

[fair zealot]

uhh i think the furry meant the floating dan head

[drowsy bolt]

It has no mouth 🙂

[rose compass]

Ohhh

[drowsy bolt]

Also

Here is another proof

That he has no mouth

He is mouth-less

[fair zealot]

i tried

[drowsy bolt]

Guys, those who readed my 100% small conversation about dan the man that has no mouth, well here is proof that he ACTUALLY doesnt have.

Thats the true.

Dan...

Has no mouth...

Sorry dan the man fans...

[drowsy bolt]

Thats true...

[wary pecan]

How dare you
I'm now offended >:(
/joking/not serious

[drowsy bolt]

Here is another proof: he has no mouth...

[timber moss]

The custom:

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-fine-gif-24177057

[half sundial]

Real

[drowsy bolt]

Hands up in a w meme

[drowsy bolt]

Bro packgod

[half sundial]

Russians core:

[vast ether]

is that my glorious monarch, King raskull

[rose compass]

Raskukl

[half sundial]

It can't see in this recording, but Stanislav 🫨

He has convulsions.

[rose compass]

"PLIIIIIIIII!!!"
©someone wise

[fallen chasm]

He thinks he is Michael Jackson

[fallen chasm]

Try to put something on this picture, I just have no ideas

[fallen chasm]

So niceee

[half sundial]

The last can be the other way around.

[fallen chasm]

But Dan want love with baton guard?

[half sundial]

No, just pacifism.

[fallen chasm]

Oh okay

[half sundial]

Or like this

[tribal bough]

Why would bro love a goon?😭🙏

[half sundial]

.

Bogdan notice thes

[half sundial]

Bogdn

[tribal bough]

Ahhh alright sorry mb mb🤭

[half sundial]

Okey👌

[tribal bough]

The princess is so ancient and forgotten that her images still have the stg 1 background

[half sundial]

Yep

[wet glade]

Yeah no, they both would slap each other.

0/10 meme, y'all, do better next time.

/s

[half sundial]

Nou

I dont want

[wary pecan]

I'm gotta think something JJ

Bet

[drowsy bolt]

That guy named "packgod" before he left the group said romeo skull

[hazy nova]

GUYS GUYS THAT FLYING GUARD JUST CRACKED KINN DANA CHAT LIVE GUYS GUYS CANCEL THE FLYING GUARD

Pretend the flying guard is an illusion

Expect the one with the shades

[fair zealot]

a friend made that text btw

[wary pecan]

Me when those popular people keeps bothering the quiet ones

Even me

[half sundial]

Me When I met a person and he starts asking about my caries and asks me to open my mouth;

[fallen chasm]

Why that makes me remember Invisible moment

[half sundial]

He's trying

[fallen chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/sisyphus-rock-mp4-transparent-color-gif-11114772717737196968

[wraith fern]

Fr

[rose compass]

More fitting audio

[half sundial]

Uh

[tribal bough]

Chicken Jockey🗣🔥🔥🔥

[quick island]

Senator referencw

[fallen chasm]

Chicken Bob

[half sundial]

Real

[severe stirrup]

Guard Jockey 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[half sundial]

Yes

[vast ether]

the King

[broken oxide]

he'd do that

[wary pecan]

He's loveable fr

[fallen chasm]

Play with King

[haughty wave]

if you pat king raskull you will get spiked

[rose compass]

Sad truth of life

[fallen chasm]

What about player 1?

Instead of bob

[whole hawk]

THESE ARE KILLING ME SOMEONE HELP 😂😭💀🙏

[vast ether]

doooooooooooont caaaaaaaaaaaaare

[haughty wave]

ok

[wary pecan]

Can I be both?

-# joking

[tribal bough]

Im surprised the whole Halfbrick fanbase didn't think about this meme before

[neat oriole]

duuuude that's awesome how you made the girls do something lame and boring but made the guys do something cool and interesting

let's hear more of these jokes where the punchline is men > women

[vast ether]

raskulls version

[tribal bough]

You got offended by my simple meme? You are aware that these memes are not meant to discriminate,correct?

[fair zealot]

she wasnt offended

• • "

[dire bone]

TakeRep <User:User> [Num:Whole number]

Invalid arguments provided: Not enough arguments passed

[fair zealot]

…?

i wanted to use a emojicon c’mon duude

[rose compass]

Canonically accurate

[fair zealot]

now THATS the perfect meme

[neat oriole]

not offended just bored that you are not only using a cookie cutter format but also have elected to use one that is more lame than the others

[rose compass]

Wha

[neat oriole]

responding to bogdan

[rose compass]

ahW

[tribal bough]

Name me a good cutter format then,also,I mentioned your irritated comment towards my image because you thought I was making a ,,man above women" meme,which is totally absurd.

[drowsy bolt]

That is armstrong nextbot audio😭 why dont we make a dan nextbot😭

[drowsy bolt]

Lol

[half sundial]

I still like this meme

[neat oriole]

it's awesome

[onyx dagger]

It's Flying baton guard

[half sundial]

Real

[quick island]

Wo hoo hoho ho 🗣🔥🔥

[vast ether]

Hm!

[haughty wave]

epic music in the background*

[vast ether]

We need a marketable barry plushie sticker/emoji

[vast ether]

Llort I love you

[wet glade]

[vast ether]

[wet glade]

Thanks, but I'm not ready for any romantic relationships yet.

[vast ether]

i meant it as a friend but okay🧡

[wet glade]

🧡

[vast ether]

this was such a random thing LMAOOOA

[half sundial]

[timber moss]

I'm so using this in my rotm lore updates

[vast ether]

PLEASE DO

[hazy nova]

Love to hang Barry steak fries on a rope and hit him like a pinata 🪅

He is gonna drop mini jetpacks whether he likes it or not

[trim cloak]

I'll make a version like this on December since November is raskulls month.. No promises though

[haughty wave]

https://tenor.com/view/wario-wariomp4-mp4-plush-bootleg-gif-12468038235441140576

[vast ether]

that is the EXACT reference🥹

[half sundial]

Not funny but yes

[latent dirge]

Barry CD (meme by me)

[fair zealot]

hue hue hue hue 🦔

[trim cloak]

I'm a pc raskulls fan and this is my art

[vast ether]

This is real btw

[haughty wave]

i already did this by comparing the two and uhh nice font btw

[haughty wave]

rpg game

[trim cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-spiderman-spiderverse-across-the-spider-verse-chai-tea-gif-14428002463126744265

youre saying game twice

[haughty wave]

ah yes "role playing game game"

[latent dirge]

oh, i didnt know...
i wanted do that...
-# also i used the JJ font.

[haughty wave]

its ok

its cool

[north fjord]

What if it's Rocket Powered Grenade Game?

[haughty wave]

[tribal bough]

Dark master and Dark overlord

[rose compass]

Who's winning

[haughty wave]

i mean they are angry

the roaring knight and mr ragebait guy

[north fjord]

Dark overlord sounds cooler, and plus he has more pixels to spare

[latent dirge]

the truth.
la verdad.

[hazy nova]

Lucas im going to send you literal Barry steakfries Filler

[haughty wave]

you mean dark knight?

[half sundial]

Click to WhatsApp Guard

[fallen chasm]

Dan the WhatsApp

[half sundial]

I have questions

[fallen chasm]

Yum!
This my favorite food “UR HEART”

[latent dirge]

Template by: @keen hazel (sorry for ping)

[haughty wave]

wait so ihave a life.... and i get another one and so on

[haughty wave]

deltarunover meme

[fallen chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-ryan-gosling-drive-sigma-gif-561916353999261501

[haughty wave]

relatable

[latent dirge]

i found this on X.

Jetpack Joyride is still GOD.

[summer ferry]

the timeline is way off

smartphones weren't even invented until 2007

also clash of clans was always bad, it's the game that started the terrible monetization practices everyone sees today

it's one of the first games where you're screwed if you take a day off

[latent dirge]

Let me do a fix

[latent dirge]

Fixed
-# replaced CoC for FN.

[half sundial]

[haughty wave]

how to geezer

[severe stirrup]

Eggzer

[wet glade]

That's the least of timeline's problems.

Cause yeah, I sure remember playing Genshin and Raid in 2015.

[green epoch]

Aren't you gonna turn this thread into a channel?

[quiet swift]

no need

a channel would attract more people, potentially leading to more stupid and off topic posts, as such is the nature of most meme channels

[north fjord]

E G G A

[severe stirrup]

This is "E G G A"

[noble quartz]

E G G A

[latent dirge]

E G G A

[vast ether]

probably accurate

[zinc sail]

Guys, make this go crazy on halfbrick

I eated STEAK and FRIES today

Hmmm those STEAKFRIES are yummy

And halfbrick

Why does the brick as your pfp logo says "L"

Which means Loser???

[vast ether]

whar

[wary pecan]

Shutting your mouth is optional

[fair zealot]

i dont mind that yappin but, i cant see the halfbrick icon the same because of that

[zinc sail]

Nothing here :/

Just kidding😭

🤣

[fair zealot]

errmm! no swearing rule! 🤓

[zinc sail]

https://tenor.com/view/banned-unbanned-discord-server-warn-gif-22902522

[fair zealot]

i like the vibes of this fella

[wary pecan]

.

Please stop if you don't wanna get banned

[zinc sail]

Ok

[unkempt niche]

@zinc sail do not push your luck. I have no problems banning people. This is a discussion thread for Halfbrick-related memes only. All other discussion should be taken elsewhere. As in all channels, the server #rules apply.

[zinc sail]

Ok

[vast ether]

where j turncoat

[trim cloak]

I love free will

Picsart charges for highlight so I had to compromise sorry guys

[vast ether]

notice how King raskull is still happy? That's bcs he is patient and believes that raskulls will come back which makes him happy

be like King and no we do not know when dentman2 comes out

[trim cloak]

Or he just does whatever makes him happy instead of following the latest trends he still plays the same games despite the times changing

[vast ether]

TRUTHEST NUKE

trending or not, he'd prolly still like it :}

(maybe bcs it has him there but sssshhhhhhhhh,,,,,,,/silly)

[trim cloak]

I just put him there instead of gihun because

Why not

[vast ether]

because king is goated

[trim cloak]

He's still alive and well

[vast ether]

[latent dirge]

[vast ether]

i loev my wife

[vast ether]

[wary pecan]

Where is he

[haughty wave]

shiny

[trim cloak]

No this isn't a promise they will come in summer 2025 but they were announced in summer 2025

[vast ether]

raskulls🥹

[trim cloak]

Fan projects..

https://tenor.com/view/old-man-its-peak-its-way-too-peak-its-honestly-more-than-peak-meme-gif-14944785001351870503

[vast ether]

Truth nuke,,,,,
-# devs work on em rascals😔😔/nsrs

[wet glade]

2023 promise

[vast ether]

pinky promise,,,,?

-# /j

[trim cloak]

These DTM fans are going wild aren't they

[vast ether]

hi guy's

[trim cloak]

THE TRANSITION

[trim cloak]

Welcome back to "this is the original meme!" This is the original meme!

[astral dome]

Original art by @/viniciusm673

[haughty wave]

scary

[latent dirge]

add context for this

[fallen chasm]

Annihilation gun

Omg

[haughty wave]

"bro your gonna get shoot!"
"bro your gonna turn into a pancake!"

[north fjord]

Scientist scared of Scientist about to hit by huge arm made possible to be thrown by another Scientist who made it possible because he was scared.

Average family argument

[rose compass]

This makes me wonder if Dan DTM has any chances to take down S.A.M.

[onyx dagger]

It's funny the noise these little guys make when they jump

[half sundial]

My friend said that these noises remind him of some game, but he doesn’t remember which one.

[north fjord]

Bro be wearing those off-brand Dan shoes

[onyx dagger]

How many collabs do we need?

[latent dirge]

DTM has NO collabs

-# JJ doesnt count

[vast ether]

chapter 2 in a different universe probably

[north fjord]

Is that a Deltarune reference?

[north fjord]

Yeah it does

[vast ether]

mmmmmm fish,,,,,🤤🤤🤤

[vast ether]

no

[severe stirrup]

Development DTM 2 core:

[noble quartz]

Real

[haughty wave]

keep it up

[neat oriole]

dan the man taught me that by punching jumping and throwing a knife in the air I will be launched at high speeds to the right

I have been using this technique in my daily life to great success

[trim cloak]

Dan the man taught me that if you punch someone they get hurt

[neat oriole]

is that true?

can we get a source on this?

[trim cloak]

Dan the man

[wet glade]

As a fan of EarthBound series, this meme always makes me giggle

[trim cloak]

As the owner of the halfbrick network account on bluesky do you approve my meme 🥹

[wet glade]

I guess

I find this meme hilarious specifically because whoever originally made it just took a fan art of Lucas from Mother 3 and recolored it funny.

[trim cloak]

Would he really say that

Would he really say that

[rose compass]

I think ya having lil' bug here

[neat oriole]

Would he really say that

[haughty wave]

☝️🤓erm actually it was 2012

[wet glade]

Me spreading misinformation on the internet.

[trim cloak]

Yeahhh

Just now realizing sorry

[vast ether]

this writing is pissing me off
I am raskullsfan911

[north fjord]

Successfully found the Deltarune reference

[haughty wave]

https://tenor.com/view/post-this-when-they-least-expect-it-starwalker-deltarune-the-original-starwalker-undertale-gif-9991361457851402621

[north fjord]

You fool,I expected that

[north fjord]

You tried watching jj2 funny moments?I hear those are pretty exclusive...

[rose compass]

Uhhh why

Have you posted one image twive

[north fjord]

What image twice?

[rose compass]

I

Uhhh

Don't

I'm confused

[north fjord]

Gottem

[haughty wave]

DTM2

[tribal bough]

Gta6 coming may 26

[vast ether]

https://tenor.com/view/raskulls-halfbrick-chill-guy-gif-8908397296634025559

[haughty wave]

lmao

[fallen chasm]

Jetpack Joyride 3

[fossil horizon]

In 3D

[onyx dagger]

I made one with the carmageddon guy but it didn't turn out as cool as this one with Tom

[rose compass]

I can say that it's easier to kill that guy without killing his dogs

[haughty wave]

achivement unlock!*

[north fjord]

Unlock Achievement**

[haughty wave]

Did i already post this or nah?

DTM2 Tommorow

[north fjord]

Dan the Depressed

[haughty wave]

and break every wall

[vast ether]

tuff indeed

[haughty wave]

no

[vast ether]

do it

[haughty wave]

i have never playedit

[haughty wave]

our xbox 360 is broken and has a red ring of death

[vast ether]

pretend to do it

wait the ring of what

[haughty wave]

uhh

[haughty wave]

this is the issue of our xbox 360

cant even play

[vast ether]

strange

Although I'm sorry to hear that :{

[haughty wave]

yea...😞

[vast ether]

yeah!

[rose compass]

Ya did

[north fjord]

Lesson learned: Should of gone for the head

[north fjord]

Theory of bary

[half sundial]

(guard went blind)

[quiet swift]

he’s right you know

[haughty wave]

i dont remember this guy being here

[north fjord]

Josie better have a pencil handy

[haughty wave]

one question can i mod dtm

[north fjord]

Probably, unless lucas sees this and says no

[haughty wave]

like reskin purposes only

[smoky sentinel]

[north fjord]

You fools, I am Dan T Man!!!!

[haughty wave]

true

[smoky sentinel]

[rose compass]

Hey

Dark overlord got a new haircut?

[north fjord]

Don't be a depressed man, be a danned Man...or something like that idk

[rose compass]

Just one prison guard?

Nah, take on a whole SWAT squad

[north fjord]

Oh goodness gracious no

Call the military onto your front lawn, ask them to get in a little huddle while you fetch your Carlgustav

[north fjord]

If they ask , say there's a bomb threat in your area

[rose compass]

As a Dan you're unable to properly communicate

[north fjord]

Pli Pli?

[rose compass]

Not even PLI PLI

I don't know if I can say it in family friendly server

Oops, I guess I can't

Whatsoever

He seems to be mentally unwell

[north fjord]

spews out white foam from the mouth

[haughty wave]

idk man hes just some sort of Roaring... knight

[haughty wave]

i thought it was "i can do anything!"

[trim cloak]

ALWAYS BET ON THE UNDERDOGS

[onyx dagger]

Jetpack Joyraide 2

[north fjord]

Real

[astral dome]

Jetpack Joyraide 2

[astral dome]

Aw hell naw bro took the wrong medicines

[haughty wave]

i remember that one spongebob meme now
thx

[vast ether]

WHY IS HE THERE

i mean

Technically canonically accurate tho😭

[north fjord]

Trust me, he's french

[rose compass]

You forgot one detail

[haughty wave]

wheres the hat and a mustache

[north fjord]

Currently don't have the software for that, though it is on my bucket list

[vast ether]

[north fjord]

Microcatsoft

[trim cloak]

RASKOWLAT

[keen hazel]

How to get a virus 101

[vast ether]

this was so random

[north fjord]

Random as hell

[rose compass]

Yk what...

[north fjord]

The literal roaring knight

[haughty wave]

*The roaring goon appears

Dan - kris
Barry - susie
Josie -ralsei

[north fjord]

The legend of the Deltaman

[haughty wave]

Dan Fighters

[rose compass]

Dan the Rune

[north fjord]

I think this cat has mastered spinjitzu

[haughty wave]

this cat can play FN2

[haughty wave]

why are you in my bed

[smoky sentinel]

Dan is just mutated because he only says pli pli pli I think hahaha

[haughty wave]

poor dan

[keen hazel]

🥹..

I'm working on the replies too akoww

[keen hazel]

now I wanna make a thread specifically for these fake tweets 🥹

[rose compass]

Can't wait for DTM baton guard Instagram account

Where he posts selfies 24/7

[north fjord]

Jetpack Joyride and their Tryanny over Twitter.com

[stiff tendon]

I'M LAUGHING THE 3RD ONE

Brains doesn't have a GF bc I see him as a clown

/joking

[keen hazel]

WILD HELP

[trim cloak]

I geniuely ran out of ideas but it's supposed to poke fun at people who complain about halfbrick for no good reason a lot

[stiff tendon]

Why is this so true

[trim cloak]

Glad you see my vision ✌✌✌

[stiff tendon]

I only dream a plushie but it came true

🥹

[stiff tendon]

And then they said
"Halfbrick is the worst dev"

Like shut up you impatient baby

-# sorry if I sound rude

[wet glade]

Last time I checked TotF2 discord server, I was not impressed by the community.

Need to check if that changed.

[north fjord]

Oh, so we're just gonna casually put hate on World 3, I see how it is

[half sundial]

I'm deep in the forest, thinking about the Geezers

[trim cloak]

I think they harassed Lucas there if I'm not wrong

[rose compass]

8-3-X

Harshest mobs we're yet to see

[north fjord]

8-3-x is my favourite world, no negoation

Right amount of difficulty, with the coolest enemy in the game

Who should be a emoji but isn't

[rose compass]

You know what I answer

[rose compass]

Idk I like 8-2-X better

Gameplay overall feels more various and fun, enemies are completely different one from each other as well as they're different from everyone else

OST, which is arguably the best OST in the game

[north fjord]

Even so, can we at least all agree on this fella having the best reload animation in game

[rose compass]

I'll better respond in general channel

[kind cargo]

Мистер мужщина

[half sundial]

#💬・русский

[north fjord]

I'm placing my money on dan

[rose compass]

-# By the way the sentence is built you put money on Dan LITERALLY

I think Dan solos because

He's LITERALLY the main character

And you know

They never loose

(If the player controlling him is skillful enough)

[haughty wave]

if the player controls him it would be shayy

because it can not hit

[haughty wave]

looking at the circle i change its horns to be chicken

[subtle dragon]

We all wearing ts

@stiff tendon

[haughty wave]

dont forget to mention me!!!

[half sundial]

You upset the Russians

[stiff tendon]

The elementary students who likes dtm

Imma buy it

/j

I ain't wearing TS💔

[kind cargo]

Of course we do

[north fjord]

Yeah,what else did you think I meant

[neon yoke]

Is this real?

[subtle dragon]

It's real 😭

[stiff tendon]

I dunno if it's a meme

[haughty wave]

Barry is so HD idk why

[stiff tendon]

Epic gameplay moment

[haughty wave]

Final physical challenge

Hard diffi

[haughty wave]

also this is my lost progress thats why im not wearing the hunter suit

[summer ferry]

"I do not "Wave Rider". I do not "Ecto-1", I do not "Hoverboard", I do not "DeLorean". I use VEHICLES. And if it's not free, I don't use."

[keen hazel]

now heh.. as Barry's number one fan.. /j

i shall steal this

i put j as if I didn't put it in my status 💔

[north fjord]

Reasonable reaction (since when did Barry age)

[stiff tendon]

Go ahead

[keen hazel]

yay 🥹

[vast ether]

stipid photo meme dump time thingy hip hip hooray!!1!

[trim cloak]

King for sonic racing: crossworlds

[vast ether]

"oho!!"

[frank night]

Oh, "Granny: chapter two!" 😲 😀

[north fjord]

W-what

[trim cloak]

Halfbrick confirms "Raskulls" are were once they are did.
They became the first ever to have the first as in the era of that when of a physical gaming and the media began.

[north fjord]

What

[trim cloak]

chicken butt

[haughty wave]

winner winner chicken dinner

[trim cloak]

loser loser vegan breakfast

[haughty wave]

LMAOOO IM DEAD 😆 😆 😆

[trim cloak]

🚑

[north fjord]

[haughty wave]

hi guys im alive. thanks for kai

[half sundial]

Yippe

[vast ether]

how it (unfortunately) feels to post anything other than dtm content here
-# do not jump me

[north fjord]

Successfully jumped

[half sundial]

idk

[stiff tendon]

Look what I've have done

My obsession is sicken me/j

[half sundial]

Wouh

[quiet swift]

what people think when they hear magic brick wars 🧱

[haughty wave]

me:

[stiff tendon]

Average MBW experience

[vast ether]

https://tenor.com/view/one-peak-one-piece-one-piece-cry-its-so-peak-gif-13413926760013023520

Yeah I'm putting this into the King thing foler

[severe stirrup]

Well, technically it's NOT halfbrick game but it's still funny

[rose compass]

It happens

[north fjord]

Dan the hoghedge

[severe stirrup]

Dan the man 3 a.i.r.

[half sundial]

«more fixes»

[trim cloak]

Ok king

[vast ether]

Notice how King always pulls the peace sign?

That's because he's chill

#kissmen #kisswomen

#kisspeople

[fossil agate]

this might be gay, or not

[trim cloak]

Bisexual most likely

[rose compass]

#dontkisspeople #punchpeople

[stiff tendon]

Can you not

[haughty wave]

this thing sometimes happens

[trim cloak]

#kissifyouwantto #dontpunchpepole #peaceandplatonicloveonplanetearch ❤️‍🩹

[rose compass]

Planet Earch?

No idea what that planet is

[trim cloak]

EARTH

I DIDN'T NOTICE

[rose compass]

Planet named incorrectly

Which means your hashtag can't be applied

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Also Pepole

Which means your second hashtag can't be applied

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[north fjord]

You fools, all your comments lack full stops, making them all invalid!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[rose compass]

I can still punch people.

[north fjord]

I can throw bricks at people who punch people

[jovial ledge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1355593953138835458/1418685297516089384/play_dan_the_game.mp4?ex=68dd85a4&is=68dc3424&hm=e6a5a6a0241510b20fe0b2b0a8e31e52047ee103435172559172a854f3c647d7&

dtm 2 trailer leak

trust

[haughty wave]

bro really did summon the gd fandom and mbw fandom

[summer ferry]

summoned who

no one responded to that meme till now

[haughty wave]

idk who is who

[thorny spade]

that's a great edit, Alo lol

[haughty wave]

Among us is cannon???

[half sundial]

Amugus

[onyx dagger]

Sus

[quick island]

among us sussy sus

[north fjord]

When the hand is sus

[haughty wave]

When the right goon glove is sus

[north fjord]

Dan has a bone to pick with you.

Oh wait, he already picked them all up

[vast ether]

th

[astral dome]

Idk what is this but i love it

[haughty wave]

How i look at the enemies in dtm*

[north fjord]

Appe's chariot cannot be stopped

[vast ether]

Cherry🥹

[half sundial]

Insert here something

[vast ether]

how can i

[rose compass]

Mah boi watching his favourite game on YT

And feeling childish joy

[haughty wave]

imagine if he gets punched while watching

[rose compass]

"Wooow this game is so realistic"

[haughty wave]

"i hope i dont get punched"

[final zealot]

the pixel art filter here is rancid oh my god

[stiff tendon]

Better than JJ racing

/joking

[vast ether]

I am not escaping this aren't i

[kind cargo]

How was the resistance leader still alive?

[haughty wave]

(series)

[thin crane]

Lol

[clever bramble]

hay una amenaza en el pueblo
DAN:A+B+A
El rey: envía guardias
Josie: tiene una crisis existencial
El villano:hace cosas malas(opcional) y mata campesinos(obligatorio)
Los campesinos:AAAAAAAAAAAAMUERE
Los viejos: A+C ⬅️➡️

[quick island]

????

[rose compass]

Spanish = funny

Not always tho

And that's the case when it's not

[quick island]

Bro this is funny

Vut Its so XD that he dropped like in that

[clever bramble]

Thanks

[clever bramble]

[half sundial]

Wow

Hd sprites iPhone 🙌

[half sundial]

Canon

[rose compass]

Phone call

[stiff tendon]

Bros taking photo of himself

[stiff tendon]

Me when Barry

/j

[uncut vale]

i swear to got that got me wheezing

[clever bramble]

YAY

[haughty wave]

i dont understand

[uncut vale]

There is a threat in the village DAN: A + B + A The king: sends guards Josie: has an existential crisis The villain: does bad things (optional) and kills peasants (mandatory) The peasants: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DIES The old people: A + C ⬅️➡️

[haughty wave]

ok now i understand

[summer ferry]

A + C to doubt

[haughty wave]

ah yes our favorite sequel

2DAD

[north fjord]

Josie, my father never came back with the milk, that's why DTM2 ain't coming out

[stiff tendon]

Parenting edition

[trim cloak]

Dragon is the one that posted this to whatever the equivalent of tiktok is in the raskulls universe, confused.

I was originally going to put koala raskulls in there but seeing as he's well, evil and wouldn't interact with the raskulls pompous it is.

[north fjord]

Fairs

[thin crane]

Uuh..

[uncut vale]

old craig

[stiff tendon]

This must be Craig's face y'all 😱

It's just I can't confirmed it

[haughty wave]

ngl i think the creator of jetpack joyride must confirm it

[thin crane]

Bro I found this game on the play store and it has a barry icon

Sneak peak of Age of zombies 2?

[vast ether]

#truthnuke

[north fjord]

Bro been shining his visor lately

[quick island]

temu barry

[thin crane]

Bald Josie

[uncut vale]

[rose compass]

Geezer is afraid cuz someone outbalded him

[kind cargo]

Bald Dan pls

[thin crane]

Okay I will do it for u bro

[kind cargo]

😄

[haughty wave]

bald barry?

[arctic bear]

Ok these are real gold ngl

uhh...

AUs?

[thin crane]

No problems

[arctic bear]

Imma posting a meme tomorrow

Inspired by @onyx dagger

[thin crane]

@kind cargo there it is

[kind cargo]

AMAZING

🤩🤩🤩🤩

[quick island]

😭👀👀👀😱😱

[arctic bear]

MASTERPIECE

[uncut vale]

[arctic bear]

Me that's a cool costume 😄

THERE ARE STILL USED CASTLES LIKE THEY USED TOO BE IN THE MEDIVAL AREA WHAAAAAAAA

It's my Guy Pete

https://tenor.com/view/meme-memes-fbi-open-up-fbi-open-up-gif-fbi-open-up-memes-gif-17643997039896837640

[arctic bear]

How do they breathe that's a serious question

Dan The Man YouTube Poop?

D I hate this enemy

same.

Oh nice it has winter stages like the first one. and it's graphic looks like from Stage 1

now I want a sonic event with this boss

[arctic bear]

It's actually pretty easy to explain: We've never seen the Forest Ranger in the Webseries, so it probably never exsisted/got build in the Series. And when it's non-exsitend, there's no Robot Dan can destroy and that means no Robot that gets "upgraded" to the Gatekeeper

Except the Guards used the pieces of that one Robot from Stage 1 that was guarding the Princess

Is there more of these "Meet the Goons"?

[vast ether]

Do you ever get a huge special interest for a character that actually makes you comforted for some absolute no reason whatsoever?
no?? just me?

[summer ferry]

any pronouns king

[vast ether]

YES🥹

does everypony see my vision

[half sundial]

Idk

If no one rate this I will cry

[trim cloak]

Dot for her 🥹

[trim cloak]

Everytime someone asks for Dan the man they delay it by 3 months

[rose compass]

One charged attack would be enough, rocket launcher is overkill

[haughty wave]

10/10

[quick island]

That grey guy is always complaining

[half sundial]

Kill him

[thin crane]

Mem with meaning

[vast ether]

dot for her indeed