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I am almost on my 2nd prestige - it is worth it.
Should I wait for a sale?
you get to laugh and snicker and giggle your jellies at their reactions. and watch as they quiver in fear when a naked person runs past them
all in the darkness
i love sales so yes
Nahhh I see what you’re saying. Took me a second lol
That is actually such a good description

oh and there's mannequins everywhere
so you could run into one in the darkness, and laugh as they scream
I’m guessing it’s considered a horror game?
survival horror
I like that mission where you run around blowing the dudes heads off just to get mannequin parts
Hmmm is it actually scary though?
you have to adapt into the darkness like the league of shadows
in a sense
Cause I have yet to find an actual scary game
dw we are starting you off on psychosurgery
if you play by yourself
it's definately challenging
Ok so challenging but not scary hmmm
Sounds easy lol
don't think of it like texas chainsaw where the point was to be scared the whole time
you have to hide and run, while solving an actual escape room puzzle, without getting touched
You have tasks you have to do to get out of the trials
Ok so more of dbd but without the killer being a player?
its an escape room puzzle
they based it off the mkultra experiments basically where you are basically turning into a sleeper cell
while being avoiding being touched by the naked person
But… but
What if I want that?
the longer you stay in the match
the more enemies that spawn to touch you
With that one mission where you have to run away from beloved of god and sell stones and such
Oh that could be interesting
worth it? yes
i bought it while it wasn't on sale, and never regretted it
so think of it as more of a psychological horror than like a scary game horror
hello gamers
You getting the game on pc or console
Hello friend!
Hi friend!
game is so good
it'll have you talking to mannqeuins like you're will smith from I am Legend
WHY YOU HERE FRANK
Probably console since I still have that virus on my pc 
it's crossplay

W reference
I’ll have to get it then
Yeah I know, just checking which platform to find him a cheap purchase
it's crossplay as well
so its a win
also everyone heal Knossos he is too low
lets go
How much
39.99 plus tax
you might as well play it
there's a trial to get into the trials
I could’ve saved you 20 bucks 
Oh uhm…
What’s 20 bucks
that's a lot of deer
Hollows allowance 
Nahhh honestly lol
20 bucks isn’t that bad tbh
Deer?
Ohhh I knew that 
Well hello
We haven’t seen you in forever
omg I was just going "where is Tomika I miss him"
but then you popped in before I could say anything
Me too! I was thinking about how much I miss him!!
Aha....
tomato chan

we miss you Tomika!
Tsuki 
What’s up bro
Ong bro don’t mess with me
Dying u?

Doing good just watching anime and not drinking
Hope your day gets better though
stop eating your meatball cabbage soup before going to work
it will FLY by
What do you have against my meatball soup

I WISH
if you believe it you can achieve it
the last time you told me you ate it
you were non stop coughing for a year
now you eat it, and you're dying before going to work
Ay we don't talk about that 2nd part
he made the ENTIRE server sick
Wow
that's right
curl harder than a metapod
Bro I was DYING
Tomika made me so sick I wasn’t eating for 4 days
the meatballs were a spicy
Let's not talk about how many meds I had lol

Bro on the 3rd day of not eating I genuinely thought I was going to die
Covid messed me up
I haven't eaten that food since a year tsuki come on now
Yup
Tsuki never forgets the historical event of Tomika’s meatball soup
It's crucial cuz that was the same day for the story I told her about "tomato" I believe
Like nickname
i remember, it was a stormy night
Tomato chan was playing Ark, raising babies
and he got hungry at 4AM and rushed to get food and he ate the mythical meatball cabbage soup
then he panicked cuz his mother woke up. and he rushed to bed
the next day he began coughing
he's probably gonna shake his head reading that, wondering why i remember
and he kept saying
"Idk whats in it.. meatballs soup, and some cabbages."
but did he care? no
he ate it, simply cuz he was hungry
I mean I wasn't hungry after that 
duh cuz you got sick
It was worth it
you're worse than the clouds with meatballs
No no max is worse he eats spoiled and out of date food
are you trying to say he eats food with rainbow hair on it
Pretty much
YES FINALLY
😭
I SAWWW
and gabbys playhouse
i wanna play them all 😭
but dasu is forcing me to play resident evil 2


....
im tempted to give you the sailormoon nickname
The what
the sailormoon nickname
it's what Damien calls Serena
or Mamoru calls Usagi
whatever version you watch
Mam I'm not as cultured
meatball head
That's crazy
i love crazy!
yes
Our mental synchronization
Can have but one explanation
you and meatballs were just meant to bee
Absolutely not
Say goodbye
To the pain of the past
We don't have to feel it anymore!
you know whats crazy!?
What's crazy?
life could be so much more, if you open a door for meatballs in soup
unless it's the chocolate fondue
So what are you suggesting is to get sick again?
that drink has the soup in it
No it doesn't
prove it
It has syrup in it
im still waiting for your de nile proof
Why would I drink meatball soup through a straw?
I no go sleep
the same reason any other person drinks rice spheres through a straw called boba
Go sleep
NUH
But that's boba.... also never drank one hehehe
mr poco loco hamilton, how are though on this finest day of tothers
I won video game :3
they still drink sphere balls from a straw in a liquid
you have provided no case of evidence to prove otherwise
smacks a cascarone on your head
you're ace
Wow
Hehe I read that like cask-eh-row-ne
Hehe
Tomika i won lots of video games today :)
cascarone
chicken wing chicken wing
hot dog and baloney
chicken and macaroni
Nice
Crazy
I know you is on 
It was a suggestive anime gif not worth it
It was a gif that uhhh yeah no yk
A human
I think it was a human
Nah she will

Tomika did I tell you I won a game?
you won at life son
Yup
no 4 hours
if you wake in 5, you'll be groggy
2 hour intervals for your brain to be compensated with necessary dopamines
and its easier to wake during the 2 hour intervals
Huh

Doctor tsuki strikes again
your brain operates on 2 hour intervals
so if you sleep for 1 -3 -5 -7 hours
you will feel naturally groggy or tired
so if you take a nap, it has to be for 2 hours
or 4 or 6 or 8
as recommended
@rancid goblet
Tell us
Because it’s not an odd number
Yoo
Or an even number for hours
Finest of being nice and humble
She won’t tell us :( she’s holding the secret that’s the fountain of youth
We must get her to give it up
She's doing quick math
That’s a great choice Mr Ireland’s finest at being nice and humble
NANI DESU KA
hii guys
But what if she’s secretly running to another country and she’s already got a headstart
Gotta roll a Nat 20 for charisma
Helluw
What's up
Affirmative 😄 🤖
More people, howdy!
You're not ready for the ancient Chinese secret to staying young
The sky and clouds
Pick a time and place cause we fighting
Ok I go sleep for 4 and a half hours @crude pasture if I die go catch tsuki she’ll be on the run
Get back here. We fighting
7:59am on the moon July 28th 2031
Bet I'll be there 
Lunar fight
Bee there or bee square
I knew an Arthur once he was my middle school teacher for math class
Did he have excalibur?
I knew an Arthur. He lived under a rock
Not even his name could get him out
No I think he was already married he wouldn’t commit adultery
Uhm....
Sure that's what I was going for

Don’t frown be grown
Sadly I'm as grown as I can be lol
I'm already 25. 26 next month
@rancid goblet you read that
If you stretch really hard you can give yourself an extra 2 inches in the legs
Ngl I believed that for the longest time
I already read that
I dont run
If you don’t believe hard enough it won’t come true
No such thing
I am groot
Irl isn't disney
There’s always a thing no matter where we are
There’s things everywhere
Uhm... sure lol
I'm fine being 5'8
No more stretching for me
Whatcha mean?
Hehe
You go have a big big nap
How tall are you
5'8
He said he was 6’1
Tree
Branch*
5'8 is tree?
That's average at best 😭
I don’t like my height
Pickable size*
You're not 4'6
I'm 5'9, wish I was a bit taller
Share some with her
That's insane
She is 
Wait if I’m 6’5 and I give her a foot that means I’ll have only my left foot left cuz she’ll be all right
Nah you're good. That's avg height
How? That's what google says
Pretty much
Bet!
142 cm is 4'8
Oh when I typed it in it said 4'6
Too much
Give me some height
Serket exclusive add?
Should be
If I give you some how will I fight you
Shush you
Poco and max both taller then me...
Hmmm I mean I win whether you give it to me or not
Hey stop talking you’re an ant and ants don’t talk
Wow
That’s because you’re the coolest best awesomest amazingest bestest
Uhm...
No comment
Oh I named the rabbit thumper
Dog got your voice box?
What does that even mean?
It’s like cat got your tongue but better
He's old..... sometimes even he doesn't know what he's saying
Oh probably not since I'm doing karaoke rn lol
Actually GO TO SLEEP
Oh so he gramp age got it lol
Yeah he's 60
Wait I did say I was supposed to go to sleep wasn’t I
With free will
Yes
Makes sense
But I don’t wanna go to sleep
It's cause I'm here you're good
I’m gonna go play more video games
@slow mango
Hi here you’re good I’m Pocoyo aka Mr Loco Poco Hamilton
Just photosynthesis instead
I want to photosynthesize, but everytime I step out into the sun I take tick damage
You’re a genius thank you my UwUButterHam I will add you to th list
Uhm...
Gotta take the umbrella

Tsuki vampire
I do. I never forget it
Doubt
I stole your umbrella
Hey pocoyo the other rabbit wasn't named jumper sadly
Bro really do be a vampire
I will own you Mary Poppins
That’s because I named it bumber
😔
Sadly no it was named lily
Since my mom named it
Do you say blah blah bleh
Nope I vetoed that name I talked to her we named it bumber
-# I bribed her 20 gold schillings
No i screech at the grass
I will bury you so deep even delta force won't find you nor does anyone else

I mean lily does fit since my mom does a lot of gardening
I like being buried in the sand it feels nice
We have a whole "sanctuary" of flowers
It's not sand this time
Just throw em into the portable black hole and watch as there atoms get ripped apart
Oh you’re burying me with max while we have converter time how thoughtful I knew you were always the good guy
Good idea

Or you could put them in an a chamber filled with anti matter
I don't allow it
Or throw em at crocks
Nah allow it
What don’t you allow because I don’t allow a lot of things myself
Nahhh I'm just kidding bro
Hope you sleep well
Don't allow it
No you are you bot
I tried but someone blocked it
Beep beep boop beep
Do you need a lullaby
Exactly but have a good night bro
Lucky he just paddles me 
It’s because IIII AMMMMMM
So youre a boat
Yo good morning ganggg
Uhm... sure lol
Good morning at 11 pm lol
Yeah you have to use wooden paddles
Morning good
I like metal though
Nah for me they better be diamond
Its sink or swim
Hello bubbles can I pop you? Or are you floating too high in the sky
It's 4 in the morning for me 😭
Blossom? Buttercup? Bubbles? Where!?
Ok so wood is fine for you then
BEHIND YOU
Really? Get some sleep bro

Okay what you mean by that bro
Nahhh wood would break first try
Hey Tomika I won a game earlier btw
Why don't you
6am club here
Don't flex then
But it’s practicality the same as diamond it’s carbon but there are a few impurities
Bubbles are fun to pop they are like magical little spheres floating in the air waiting to be caught and poked
I'm not flexing lol
Just saying wood isn't strong enough
Okay true true
@crude pasture
Why did you wanna be paddled
What is strong enough
I'm not but you?
You?
not sure we were talking about paddling a boat and I'm apparently the boat
Strong is how hard you can land on the ground after you jump
go to sleep or I'm telling geta to mute u

Or something idk
At least that's what I remember
Also diamond shatters easily cause it lattice structure is not malleable at all it’s only benefit is its high hardness
Oh yeah I was supposed to sleep wasn’t I
Yo weird ask but enyone wona play in like 5 hours😅
Yes
But it's fancy
At least 2 paddles is fine lol
But you need to carry me to pm
Tomato chan does
Bruh diamond would break before wood
You want to play at 10 in the morning
Hey what looks better?
Yeah tomato wants to play fragpunk with you
Play what eh?
I want to play but I'm at work
My no life week is over
Easy call in
A really rare and expensive type of hardwood that is strong as hell
EZ
But I said wood not rare hardwood lol
Did you know that E and Z are 2 letters of the alphabet
So my diamond paddle is better
I call you instead I need an adult
If enyone does please send me a friend request and I'll make a gc to call 👌
What time is the pool coming out ?
Same thing
I would but I'm stuck in karaoke lol
The pool is coming out of the closet?
lol no
Go to sleep
I already said goodnight once and you don't get another one
Pretty much
Damn add me and just message me when you can play man
But not you
Ok fine but don’t think I’m gonn turn on the nightlight
Aight possibly
But nightlight is safety no?
Okay add me brotherrrr
It protects from the monsters under the bed
Not really since one is rare and the other isn't
Im telling my bf
Exactly
Crazy
HIII
Wait why am I still a white name? 
He might take a while to find you. He's from another nation
Geta give me a color fr
But there just the same cellulose fibres combined by the same natural lignin
I could imagine which nation is it...
My imagination
But different design

So it's different
Classic
GUYS I HACE A LANCER STATUE WHO SHOULD I GET
Different cell structure that’s the most notable difference
Ngl bro I don't even know what we talking about lol
yeah you should be asleep right now mister
???? WHY HATE ME FOR?
I have wood PTSD after having to write a science report on cellulose nano fibres
Unbelievable
Dam I wish I was that cat
Ohhh so I have no clue on different woods
I don't like being a white name
More expensive typically means better in layman’s terms
Makes sense
@midnight osprey Can you get me a colored name?
More expensive means youre gonna get robbed in layman's terms
Who do you not have?
You want me to stream some frag 
only Geta can 
Im at work

Dang I figured so
I might have to ping him
Eh depends on the wood cause there used for different purposes some are just a complete scam some are worth the money for its use
LATER IM AT WORK TOO YK
Yes stream, cuz I've been so bored
Deal when I get home St least
At*
I need like people interaction. I need the dopamine to crawl on my brain activating my neurons like lice

Corona, spider, kismet, dex, hurricane, Aura, ixchel, windwalker, and counterfeit
Kismet a baddie so get her
Spider, Kismet, Ixchel and Windwalker are all solid choices
Kk
windwalker was a bit nerfed
So you want me to go crazy
Who do you play mostly right now
I like wood
Im decent at wildstyle and im playing hollowpoint rn
Do kismet
But rn im trying everyone to see who im better wt than others yk
You are my friend now
I’m a kismet main and glazer
Okk kismet gets skins every 3 days anyways
I think you'd like kismet
She seems fun
I thought I was already 
I also just might buy the membership since I have nothing better to do with my life
If your not top 2 you aren't glazing hard enough
I mean it’s not like she’s one of the main characters feature in the law and cinematics of the acme universe couldn’t possibly be that
Yk who doesn't get enough skins
It takes me a god dam hour to get a ranked match I ain’t ever getting in the top 100s
I once rated 2 hours cause I was desperate
Lies
MY BEAUTIFUL SONAR PLEASE I NEED MORE SONAR I alr have her maxed out level 25
I play Oceania servers they dead as hell
My top rank has only ever been diamond 4 cause I can’t get games I could totally get higher
That's wild
Those games were always against golds and plats for some reason as well
They weren't even real players
Damn
@rancid goblet when you be home?
Guys, hasn't the shop updated yet? I don't see Serket's skin
Not yet I believe
thank you
Should drop within the next 24 hours as well as it is a collection event as it is a ultimate skin
what is your favorite lancer
Kismet
Nitro
Serket
Chum.. 🥹

She can step 
Mornings
Hey can I ask something for every one here you don't have to answer ofc
Yooo ash
Haven't seen you in a minute. How you been
what's up?
Hm
I was just going to ask how old people were I'm not trying to be rude
Im Just genuinely curious
@echo ibex shadow is old enough to be your mother
ah they teased us with the gourmet party pop up and it’s not out for 2 weeks 😭😭
She's old
yeah if I had her when I was 13 psycho
okay i must sleep tonight
Wow! 50 that's kinda cool to know people that are 50 play video games
And why are YOU a mod
I am 27, but the age range here varies immensely. According to discords TOS the youngest someone can be in here is 13, some countries require people to be 16- however since there are so many varieties of ages we keep everything family friendly.
because he is goated wdym
to counter you
I'm wondering if mine even got read 😅 cuz it was funny
when are you funny 
When I'm applying for things
just wasting peoples time smh
Is it a waste if the man reading it laughs
only IF he laughs

honestly I would laugh too thinking of you being a mod
||she said with love and care ||
why aren't you at work already?
I'm working
what do you do?
Suffer
real
that is sweet of you
what game? fragpunk?
She said she needs dopamine
Yeah me and my duo possibly grinding ranked if not the just pubs
Or I drag someone w me
wow not even an invite is crazy
My dad is in his 50s and still plays games and I intend on doing the same
Same
nooo I am just trying to get the carry to Ace
I am sooo close
literally Masters 2
Tbf I probably get games if I play with you unlike with my friend
We got 74% win rate

Yeah we meet the same guy in the enemy team 3 days straight
Lol
For some reason he's never on our side
Lol
tbf I was queing with 6 and Unique earlier and only found one game in the span of two hours. idk what was going on because it usually doesn't take too long with me. Their mmr is just crazy high and couldn't find anyone to meet in the middle
Feel that ngl
which Idk why I even thought it was a good idea to play with them becasue I was playing standard earlier and selling against bots
it wasn't a good day for me
however the one game we played we won
Wild
so there is some positives
I found a 5 stack yesterday that tryna exploit the system
So we 2v5 their whole team
crazy
Go on how?
Russian players ace rank doesn't even know what planting is
I ain't telling
I don't want more people in ranks they don't belong in
Main accounts
Ah so they were doing some sort of exploit to basically cheat and insta win rounds to get higher elo and ranks
Like war hacks typa stuff
Nah
I think he mean the one who exploit matchmaking
Yes
So to go into lower rank lobbies to farm elo
We beat the living cheese out of em
They were even made they couldn't 3v1 me face to face lol
Mind you still "ace" rank
Dam I once did some light stream sniping like not the type to maliciously sabotage games but just to verse skilled players and I somehow managed to 1v4 on the duels but wiffed the last fight like an idiot
It be like that
Lol
That's at least the healthier one not the one I had to deal with yesterday yk
You stream?
Oh
But then again I don't go invisible ingame so people know I'm online lol
Hey mate, i’m alright busy working. How are ya?
You a console or pc player?
Console but playing in pc lobbies
Same I tried running it on pc but my internet couldn’t keep up with whatever the hell you would call fragpunks packet routing so it was physically unplayable
guys I’m in aus but I’m queuing in American servers to hopefully find a ranked game, wish me luck 😭
Damn
Ping go brrrrrr
I knooow but there’s zero way to find a ranked game in oce😭 I just wanna playyy
yay thank you
Good luck 
I feel you have you tried using gear up cause that’s free for fragpunk if you on pc
That free zephyr skin looks good
im on console 😞
Q pc 
Im queuing console and pc !!
I’m aus you can Q with me
There now you have one
If you ever want to try to find someone you can use #lfg-requests or #find-teammates as well 
Plat 1 at the moment if I remember haven’t played rank in a while cause of Q time
Yesss okie, I’m plat too cause I haven’t been able to play this season
what’s your user I’ll add you
okie I sent a rq so whenever you’re on 🥺
I’m on and off I have to balance gaming with school and all that
@echo ibex look at them go new friendship unlocked in matter of seconds
Also that new zephyr skin reminds me of jill valentine for some reason
REAL
If only a strong balanced relationship was that easy in 2026😔
ALSO REAL
Fr tho lol
IS THAT A SOICHI PFP
bro some dude on mirror clash said i was trash but had 0 kills the entire game 💀
Lol
Typical
always those types of players who trash talk 💀
ong 😭😭 like they mad that i actually was doing something
That is what this server is about! Building community and friendships 
There just compensating for something else
also ur profile is cool asf
E dating when like ow
do NOT curse this server
Which section did you pull that line out of
His punk
Her frag
My brain
fire words shakespear
Definitely in the mod handbook
they can keep that in game, not on here
LMAOOO
nuh uh. I was saying this stuff before I was a mod @crude pasture can verify
I am very whimsical
you’re just talented like that ✨
Fr tho lol

In fairness any space I am in I want to uplift and create new friendships and opportunities in- it's just my way of life. 
Opportunity to bully me
and I am utilizing creating opportunities with that one.
Mhm...
Now imma make a ticket

WHAT
I'm gonna tell Tsuki that you were mean to me.
No
Tsuki gonna say things here that would make my reputation even worse 

She knows too much
What the hell is this chain of chats
Yes
Eh that would explains enough
Time to ask a dev to give me the serket skin to advise it more in game 
Definitely not to get it for free
Or anything
yeah not suspicious at all
Mhm
🤨
They got my id anyway 
@mellow kestrel Please only put playable videos in the general video channel.
They would definitely listen 
Mhm mhm

I've got enought to buy it all 
I got as well I Just don't play her
Not you actually doing mod things
That was my first character I did main but after I switched
Damn
That is my job to do 
She saw it before me
Khm barely does anything KHM
what happens when knossos is defeated?
I don't think he can be defeated since they putted 1 hp on the event
Anyway good luck to beat him
I’ve always been a kismet main
I would love to understand what this means 

Same here
day 1 of asking the devs to give my homie free serket skin cause he broke
For me I had to switch cuz....yeah I was too dumb for her kit
It's me being Hungarian again damn it
coughs barely does anything as a mod coughs
That
Grenade hit or miss cause it works on dumb players but teams that have more than 3 combined brain cells can counter it
Yeh
I'm sorry, still not understanding 
Damn your old
You for sure love to coughs
that is all he does
Okey listen
I don't mind it though
Don don bring that up
The scan is good though as well as the dimension change if you know how to play it
Yup
I'm used to hear bad mic so often that i don't really care
It’s my first time back on fragpunk in 9months, seen they took off the melee weapon constellation from the prize pool you can’t get it no more?
Correction
Correct*
sadly not at the moment
I just shut it
Unless they bring it back in an event it gone
The next one to be removed is nature touch
Thankfully I got that
You have it no?
not yet
N we have no idea when or if it’ll come back huh?
Gg
I am close to getting the materials
Sry
Nope
I didn't got it cause I love my phantom knife
Yes I’ve one up a mod cause I have a skin
I am like 200 away from it
If I lock in I can get it before it is gone
If i could I would give you, I'm at like 1.2k
Notice how the devs have released a ultimate melee for every weapon except the breached I think the devs just hate it
I don't even use it anyway
I'll get it before it gone
Who does
I just like anything floral and fairy like. Anything nature wise is my go to
unless it is like victorian gothic.. that's my alter ego
Yeah I'm more on dark blue or purple or dark things 
What’s your opinion on the nightmare katana
Would be fun if we would have "FragPunk mod" buddy charms
It is cool- It's the second best one in the pool right now
Like I personally don't care to have it in the same way as nature's touch
That’s gonna be like the riot gun buddy
Yeh
My favorite colors are like dusty rose, burnt sienna, magnolia yellow and a few like olive/forrest green colors. I like very muted tones
Red,yellow, purple/green, idk the 2nd one
burnt sienna is like an orangey color
Mhm
I am waiting for a rank game for 22 minutes , is there a issue with the game ?

Nope it’s 8.30am
Yeah , but in the general chat its more than 7 players who s waiting for a match
Huh?
Global chat
Yeah but they’ll be all different regions
What rank are you @analog cedar
Plat 5
Try restarting the queue after 5 mins
There should be bot back fill at that rank
And make sure you’re on Europe
Have not played this game for a while , and back then there was no problem in finding a game
Morning
Hi
hello
Hello

Time to change pfp
Who
What are you gonna put
Something I found not long ago from insta
@orchid knoll lemme show you
aawww i wanna see tooo pwetty pwease
You see it when I changed it
You can check it as well it's in other disc
Not it's not a weird one this time the one I showed lol

Balls
No those are too big I like Volley Balls
Don't worry I'm on the same boat

Time to go sleep instead 
Is there an easy way of faster to get ultimate materials , so I can get the meele weapon
Good night daily!
Not really, just opening the cans as far as I know.
your debit card
I know this song too well 
The only thing I love more than yapping is spending money
yapping is not a strong suit for me, but retail therapy is definitely one of my favorite things 😄
online only of course
because who the heck want to leave the house and mingle with the Petrie dish of humanity.... right... right?!?!?!
We know how much I talk and if retail therapy is over yapping
my debt is forever
There was a joke that “If you wanna come to undisclosed ice cream location and have a 45 minute conversation come see Bailey” 
lol
You like to socialize 
Then we send you shopping any time we run low on food cuz I ain't going outside



