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and then im going to rip them 4 new ones, cause hollowpoint campers seriously need to touch grass
it ALREADY DOES 997 DAMAGE ON A HEADSHOT, HELL NO
new hollowpoint buff : bullets automatically hit enemies and go through walls ❤️🩹
you're cooking
bruh, if they wont approve my lancer, theyre definitely not approving a hollowpoint buff that strong
Hidden buff: if hollow misses the shot does a 180 and has homing
for someone who hates hollowpoint just as much, why do you want her buffed too 😭
thats painful to my soul 😫
Sadistic 
for the vibes
lowkey, zephyr needs a small buff, idk how bots can see her even when zephyr is invis, but its annoying getting 2 tapped by a random bot on standards
while invisible
They should make it so there’s a 2% chance hollows sniper explodes if she fully charges it
so then she'd die, mwahahahaha
No no, she runs around the rest of the game without hands
Has to punch you to death like a Lego character
doing what, hitting you with her stumps?
Poking your eyes out 
hot take, I actually like the prosthetic eye card that allows you to yank out an eye for a camera, at a loss of half your vision
Man half the healer leaderboard for Knossos is just staff members 
I can get some insane kills cause my eyes have a hard time focusing and staying focused, so it forces my brain to use 1 eye and not both.
then I cant go crosseyed 🤣
knossos is fun, but outbreak itself is dull
I used that card once and never again
oof
Already nerfed with bad eyesight I don’t need it in game too
permanent dusty bullets
bot simulator
Forget to clean the glasses for 2 days and it’s about to be dusty bullets
I just go crosseyed sometimes, even the eye doctor doesnt know why.
I otherwise have perfect vision
I wish I needed glasses, glasses look cool on me 😂
Trust me you don’t 
Change your haircut once and you’ll realize your glasses does not fit the look
And you can’t change glasses because pricey
i only wear my hair tyed back or hung down on either side of my face
my hair is also shoulder length and pitch black
The excuse ”I don’t have my glasses sorry, can’t read it” is pretty sweet though
damn, thats actually smart
Until you get sent a voice message
I have hearing aids, problem solved.
ill just take them out and feign deafness
mwahahahaa
I can fold my ears inside themselves, I just do that if I don’t want to listen
being 24 with hearing aids kinda sucks, but I cant help that I was born with crap hearing
I joined the frog server 😅
had to, I am frog friend
That’s one talent I will never know how I found out
I can wiggle my ears, and shift my stomach (dont ask, I dont know how or why)
its a very weird feeling, not very comfortable exactly, but it doesnt hurt me either
uhh, more like shifting them straight up into my ribcage ☠️.
ots not a little shift, no. they rise up
hey Maxx, got a question for you
:(
in the frog server, how do I start the frog guessing game 😂
:( :(
I have no clue 
jeez my phone hates me
Get nitrooooo
hasi
hihi
Hi friend! Welcome in 
More friends! Hi!!! 
hii!! how are you <3
I am good!!! How are you?? 
i just started and this is about what my kda usually is
Yes!
im good !! thank you sm
could i ask a genuine question
Anything is good if you win and get mvp duh
Always
why was bots added into fragpunk T-T
i havent played since closed beta
and i cant get away from them 😿
thats a good question
in ranked dia and above you will not see bots. They were more than likely added to help with que times - but idk the official reason.
yeah i get that
how do you play ranked?
My kd is like a 2.5
Once you hit I believe level 15 I think ranked should be unlocked.
thank you!
It should tell you what you need to do to unlock it
but the bots have wild names
When is the next season
If you see a bot with an inappropriate name (or anyone) I would report it in game.
in like 50 days
Dang
yeah ofc
We do not know when the official new season is. The battlepass has 43 days on it though
Why do you guys think of kismet
her buffs are lowkey insane
Currently my main
she's a pretty decent lancer now
i want a chum chomper buff
i feel like the range is too little for the explosive bait
Ive been playing for 6 hours and already hit the Xp cap
i know absolutely nothing about them
im like 15 minutss in
Wanna play
never played as kismet
morning
Ok
i can play
Its night for me
Sometimes you have to make decisions that break your heart but bring peace to your soul, I say as I go offline and solo queue
why are you going offline and solo queing
be a man be online
To avoid duoing
interesting how you decide this the moment I get off the game 
redeserving
😅
I would never avoid duoing with u
Trust fr fr
Anywayyyyy
Close to getting the damage role from the boss which is pretty cool
Ok
I sent it im SryTrgc
hi fragpunk gamers
Hello
Hi friend 
Ngl fragpunk is like a more friendly valorant
hihihi ^v^
How are you???
How long do ultra cans last
Like if I get a bunch now can I use them for the next season
goood u? ^W^
I do not believe they expire
Crying over the moon
but overall doing pretty good
could be better could be worse :'3
is this game dead?
no
Damn still here
me? 
they named a crater after one of the astronauts late wife. Love is just so powerful 
awwwwwww ,w,
i want this game to be as popular as valorant
Allegedly a lot of people are coming from fortnite because balistic is shutting down
or has shut down or something
LMAO NO SHOT
So there may be a heavy revival which would be cool
there was someone earlier saying some ballistic streamers were playing frag I think probably looking for a new 5v5
which we have had a few new people say they came from ballistic so there is always a chance
same i feel like the gameplay loop is a lot more enjoyable than valorant,,,
overall it is very much alive
thats god cause i feel like if the devs lock in this game could be soo soo good
go to sleep
Only person who can would be a goth gf 
Will I even get a reply from the FragPunk team if I use the email in #game-support ?
it is the only way to contact them, generally you should get a reply- no way to guarantee when.
Isn’t there any option to contact any staff from the game like if I am a big streamer or smth and I need a fast response
Nope
Sad
Are you a big streamer?
Pro val player and got banned bcs a streamer asked a friend he knows to ban me I have proof he literally insulted and threatened me during his livestream and he’s top5 on the leaderboard btw
I don’t know any staff so I can’t report him and prove my legitimacy
You can send an email to game support
Just bcs im unknown in fp he makes me banned that’s unfair
Yeah I followed the instructions in #game-support but it seems useless
how the flipper dipper did i win an event
Anyone mind helping and slightly carrying me in ranked? It's taking forever to find matches in solo and tbh im not that good
we have LFG channels here: #lfg-requests #find-teammates
Balls
Hi
Congrats to everyone who won
Same for me takes long time to find solo match as nobody wants to play with me even I am very good there so I mostly play normals and arcade
I'm not thay good, I have moments tbh. I just want to play/rank if I can. Solo takes more than an hour and the group posts dont work. This discord was my last chance.
Its sad though
Try turning on crossplay. It's very late for NA right now though
@chilly slate please use English only, thank you!
OMG!
I forgot, I can try changing those!!
Oh that wasn’t ment like that I’m sorry 😭
U get banned on this game?
Yea bro they are shameless I was top 300 I am top 190 on Val and just bcs I am better he call his friends to ban me
Pretty sure no one is friends with the devs in china
Damn but u looks like a newbie
💀
How do you explain that I got banned like 5 hours after he said that
I was playing for weeks without any issue
while the user may have contacted game support to report cheating, I can assure you, no CC is "friends" with the devs, and no CC has the power to get someone banned
saka#happy on val
Maybe are u using cheats already or aim locker or smth
Yeah sure im cheating on a game I can easily get to top 10
Oh
I'm sorry for hear this
is fragpunk down?
good night
morning 🫶🏼
Hi guys
How is everyone
i dont know about this... whats your username in valo?
saka#happy
sorry for doubting you, rad 193 pretty impressive
thx boss honestly i just want to play fp im new to the game but i love it :(
its an awesome game, the art style is so good! just needs more players 
yeah icl the art style is so impressive
they really did a good job
yeah they did amazing
Hi
hello
yeah i wish i could play lol
i hope the support team resolves this issue quickly
Hey good morning everyone here and happy Tuesday 🙂 Here for you. 🙂 Just going to work shift to work in the office and around city in this lovely hot spring day so see you all in the evening when I be home. Have a great day and much love from me. If anyone needs me let me know so I can help and chat and be your friend.
Oh same for me 🙂 I wish too.
👋
👍
WASUP GANG
im kinda new to the whole ranked mode, does anyone know a reason as to why after my 4th placement game its been impossible to get into the 5th?
Hii
Good morning! 
Ranked is harder to find matches at different times
If you don’t already have pc queued with I would add pc to queue
I think around this time eu servers should be dominate
ill try thatt thank u
for ranked if im in like a 20+ minute queue would it be better to wait or try again
I don’t believe queue time changes much but I typically reset after 15 mins
Also finding a duo can help too
Many people queue 3 or 2
So they get paired quicker than finding two solo players
Ill start doing this, normally I just wait so long until I give up
Thank youu for the help
if only the in-game models were closer to the cinematic models
how's everyone doing 

yasin wack
ur wack
girlll the irony is insane
Not Stockholm 

maxx we have another mushroom picker
swedish takeover?
amen
I’ll take Stockholm over Borlänge though
stockholm >
i won’t js accept this slander
Run to the subway simulator
at least i run 🧏♀️
gothenburg mogs
Nah you’re stuck behind those thousands of traffic lights
kth > chalmers
The good part though, not seen a single person from Skåne in here yet
wth u on abt at least we have actual asphalt roads, get back in the dirt
kth wishes it was chalmers

All that asphalt but still can’t sand them properly during winter
don’t bring sand into this

jokes on u there’s so much pollution we don’t even have snow here
We’re dragging @round shadow across the ground in the rest of the country

Contract says not Stockholm
ev what rank r u in fragpunk? plat?
Only got ice, enough ice to make the news reporters make useless headlines about you guys falling over 
lmao i installed like 15m ago
did like a bot match then quit LMAO
lemme guess then u started val?
nah.. ew
W
oooo this is a good one
i play 5m, bg3, ow and warframe mostly
ur asking the right questions
add fragpunk to the list, we need more players
Sand can we keep this Swede
will do
are skins expensive... 👀
its the deciding questions
a good investment this one
coop
Not really
super cheap ngl, and the devs give out free coins time to time
Are we sure?
yeah she is östermalmare
i like what i see
LMAOO
gotta run them 1s too, if there’s ever a country tournament we need good representation
hemköp is ehh
ica >>
okej asså i get it but imo a lot of ica stores are kinda run down and doesnt have nice interiors n stuff
they’re fancy here in gothenburg
I miss netto
Anyone actually understand the boss event thingy ?
knossos?
The Knossos one for the server?
Yurp
Click button, try to reach first place for 15 bucks. When the event ends 10 random people get the cash prize
Which hopefully will be 1 usd
ngl they rigged it
he was at 9K HP like 2h ago
then the biggest attack party out of nowhere happened
5K HP gone
Amen amen
Anyone know how long it takes for the lost lancer to disappear ?
why do you want it gone? are you ashamed that you once upon a time left us?
💔 maybe
Well was for colour of name in server too. Got this new one now cause of the event but before hand had purple name
Why have balance when you can feed the beast? 😈
The great healing spree of april 4th to april6th
gg
A classic movie. 
O
M
G
sucH a GREAT movie!
i think we lost @midnight osprey
The true lost lancer
Cheap
Yeah
What kind
gng what
diabolical pick
grandma cookies
I just don’t really like chocolate
white chocolate chip cookies from subway = unmatched
the ones that maxx bought are insanely mid
Those are good
I’m off of work for the next 8 days after today 
who will handle the ice cream?
shifting your focus to 100% mod?
Trust me you’ll get sick of it
…back to bed i guess
not if it’s soft vanilla ice cream
We do have soft serve 
anyone else have a bug where his screen is black and cant move and than u need to restart?
got it 2 times today already
and once yesterday
simple and delicious
i remember when i was a kid though, there were these ice popsicles in a long plastic thingy… so delicious
They still have those
Like the frozen ice pops?
yeah those ones! the pop-ice
we don’t have them here anymore
I have some in my freezer at home
My brother buys them all the time
They come in like a little net
@agile plume ur in the US rn, go collect some before u come back to europe
Why do you live in a place with no whimsy
we like to have no joy here
a miserable bunch
Because I’m not there 
Ah that makes sense
The UK is the same
when you’re getting tortured in the UK and they force you to eat a spud with beans and chewna
Hey I bought them on sale
No thats actually a really good meal
They're more dry than Tomika's DMs though
You would say that
yeah ofc u would say this
Im not biased at all
liar
ok
Hello
Please give your cat a pet. 🙂
Hello!
okay
you agree me?
hello
…what? The cat literally said hi in his/her own way, so why not have the owner give that cat a pet? 🙂
I do?
Oh im so silly I didnt even think of it like that
yes
the geese in WWM after whooping my ahh
How do I add you?
You made a friend
I dont really exist sorry
whattt
Go to last season leaderboard for aura and add number 3
You’re always looking for new friends!
Can confirm
But I mean on Discord
Oh yeah Idm I'll just not answer if its weird
ok
i applied for a course in the chinese mountains to practise my zen
i won’t have time
I am in q for 30mins
Restart after 6
Skill issue
Notice how its a different person doing that tho
You
Fr
Atleast you know you're doing it
I'm on your side sand dw
knew i could trust u
Don’t lie to him, he’s easily manipulated
all an act
Bruh I was the original
Bro laughed at his own joke 😭 😭
You’re a copy of a copy
you think you’ve manipulated me but i’ve actually manipulated you, but i know you think that i think you’re manipulated, but i then re-manipulate your thinking
Nah gotta a cry in before timeout 💔
Your a copy of a copy of a copy
*you're
an original would know how to use your and you're properly
You could of left him alive
GrammarCupcake
shadow does not respect the english language, hence his ”mistakes”
It’s actually shxdow
Not even a true shadow
shix dow
You guys are forgetting its multiple
There's a z at the end
Prime example of why I will always take Sands side
All the voices
y’all larping my name😹✌🏼💀😭
Changed it to some xbox 360 ahh name lmao
Gotta be the OG with that one
I dunno, shxdowz' dominating damage do we want to go here
Hes holding on still
Wow @round shadow you’re gonna defend an attacker
That’ll be noted in the healers meeting
i am the CEO of the healers meeting
Eh?
keep your friends close and your enemies closer
Its an og name but he cant let go of the past so he keeps it for the 360
Ahhh gotcha
and your ice cream closest
Why does your pfp do that invincible edit wobble 😭
Ice cream closet
Id never leave
No clue what the invincible's is I'm ngl
closest not closet
That superhero show?
The joke was so bad it went over your head 😭
Your guess is as good as mine
i lost my head at age 5 😢
Its the animated show but you won't get what I meant without seeing something specific
Im online too much maybe
Sorry the hear that Mr horsemen
why isn't there a pumpkin emoji

oh a jack-o-lantern works
🎃
🎃
🎃
my question still stands - that's a jack o lantern
Forgot to take the before pic?
When I leave today I’m gonna play 48 hours of fragpunk
Half of that gonna be queue times
Nuh uh
I come to the game with a pure heart
40 mins of gameplay
(I never wait more than 5 minutes usually)
I dont think ive had a q over 6 for the past week ngl
Lower elo deffo gets games quicker. Main was getting 40mins recently. Alt acc was under 2 mins
That’s because you also come to the game with a pure heart
low elo is insta games
insane ngl
Thats all I am
i am 55 rr away from PM but no energy to play
Is d2 low or am I coping
Am 3 ranks away but my mmr is cooked now so it's gonna take 5 years to do
That’s because you’re partner in crime is away
youll still get plats so kinda
I’m masters 2 
beautiful
my idol
spread the mmr
look pfp
Yeah ive seen a couple
I don't play that much to really know
he comes back this friday, i’ll make sure he sees me reach PM live
i love him
I love my low mmr lobbies 
i’ma make a smurf and infiltrate
100h and 100 avg dmg
1 more wont effect me
duo q my smurf
Q with smurf will make me feel cringe
we will duo que and take him down
okay duo q my new main
it won't be hard
You don't want the smoke
Probably easier then boiling water
i’ve dealt with chomper poison smoke
i can handle any smoke
not when you are up to bat against someone with a pure heart and whimsy soul
b wars on siege has been training me for this day
You know ball
I'm always in the know
Unlike a certain someone

YAY glhf
Let's all hope you get no leavers
Yo
are they bots in ranked? or all people
Enyone wona play I'm bored gang and just wona play
Hi friend welcome in
Platinum and lower lobbies have them
You can always try #lfg-requests and #find-teammates 
no, that's just me playing
wow you're friends can't just enjoy your presence and spend time with yoou
you are welcome
Balls


Yeah we are putting you back in the oven ginger cuz you ain't crispy enough

WOW
uhhm
Also gotta send you back to xmass
You come back here
Ash, I think it's time for the hammer for Tomika
You said ginger in a mean way
when we know they are actually goated
Ngl I have the right now to be bit mean after almost getting into a car crash

nuh uh what does that have to do with me
Guy speed up not letting me go even though I had the right to do so
Could have yelled at him
just because it is hard for you to reach the steering wheel doesn't mean I have to get the back end of that 
Wow

I am glad the bad driving today is across the world. I had to give someone a thumbs down ttoday
Lucky
Dude didn't even use his lights lol
sending you on a mission before you come back to europe
that was probably @round shadow
HES STILL NOT HOME YET?
Imma hit pm 2x get back my N1 rank on kismet before he even returns god damn
you're never getting back to N1 kismet
You play on your alt too much
I'm one game and I get it ain't hard
😂
on a real note sometimes when I need to diffuse I get confused for a second because the binding is different on fragpunk and R6.. which is actually detrimental sometimes
you have no idea how many times I have opened up the cams on R6 when I am trying to diffuse lol
I can agree with that, as Im used to cs
so lowkey some diffuses are def bot behavior on my end
i saw im annoyed it bothers me but its okay eu is easier or smth
that is the word on the street
@crude pasture say sorry
yes
How is your trip going Nexz?
Hello! 
Hi friend! Welcome in
hi
how are you??
im goood
Hi friend this is an English only server.
hey

Hi friend!
Yeah only english in here
Yes, english only per the #rules-and-info 
I'm really bad at English
It's okay, just do your best.
Same here. 😅

Glad it's english, I'm dogwater in my native language
you arma
sorry a girl can't love their community and be whimsical and care for them?
No she cannot GGRRR
She can pezzazle
They can. They can also be slay. 
Who decided that
Where do you all come from
My mom
The US. More specifically, Huntsville, Alabama.
bro you not funny
I know
he can be sometimes, you are just catching him on an off day
Yeah that’s it

Leaked footage of you!?
I LOVE SZA
that was me as a baby
Who?
Probably true
I was born whimsical
The person in the gif
She's a singer
Oh…okay, then. 😅
no one can speak German or
Not in the server
nice 
No, sadly. I can speak other languages, but since this is an English only server, I can’t. 😕
what if i get dementia and forget the english language? i’m never allowed to talk in here again? dementia discrimination…
I know about 4 sentences in spanish if you want to count that as bilingual

Yeah, I would count that. 😅
Probably true too
I will be putting bilingual on my resumes from here on out 
I'll guess in German and you guess🤣
Yes you shall be silent
I typically listen to rock and metal music. Sorry. 😅
Oh I like that too
I personally am a rock/ midwest emo girl. With a little sprinkle of edm and some folk
honestly a truly mixed bag
I listen to like almost anything
when you’re terminally ill and the german kid offers to take you to the krankenhaus
sounds like a torture chamber
Except for dancing music
who is everyones top 3 singers/bands?
- Periphery
- Resolve
- Dayseeker
This is in no particular order. 😅
Brandon likes white guys rocking out 
Resolve is good
…well, I do like bands like Sevendust and Fire From The Gods. 🙂
Knogjärn
Mörker
Nothing,Nowhere.
OHHH
SINGERS
- Raye
- Billie Eilish
- SZA
BANDS
- The Day After Yesterday
- The Flooks
- Arctic Monkeys
Nothing, Nowhere peak
Artic monkeys also peak
Exactly
Got a limited edition vinyl 
Listen to The Little Man by The Day After Yesterday
rob list 
This song on max volume peak
I was going to say Pentakill as a favorite band, but…they don’t exist. 😅
old arctic monkeys is peak. 505 one of my fav songs
YUHHH
Anyone else who likes pickles with honey and/or ketchup!?
hot honey as well
It’s so good trust me
On a burger? Nom.

My fav snack is just cutting veggies into wedges and dipping them in greek yogurt with garlic or ketchup
By itself
Fage 🔥
Omd I read that as the f slur 😭 HELP
You thought if it too didn’t you
nuh uh
I’ve never tried it. I’ve had hot honey, ketchup and pickles in a burger or a chicken sengwitch and it’s delicious. 🙂
Dw I am the f slur I got a bf so it’s alr lol
EXACTLY that’s so peak
Period pooh
AYEYEYE
What kind of pickles? Just dill pickles?
WTH is a sengwich
Home made spicy pickle salad
I’m polish so I make my own pickles
Americans and their yip yap made up food stuffs
So real tho
I eat pickles almost daily
sengwich must be an exclusive Alabama thing
I’m so curious now
Have you guys tried pickled courgettes OMD THATS FIRE
Good for you
Pickled anything honestly
Except eggs
That’s nasty
Am I sensing attitude 
pickled green beans are 10/10
People who eat cold eggs disgust me
Yeah some things aren’t ment to be pickled

No I meant it’s good for you 😭 as in healthy
Lmfao
Hmmm
probably
Sureee I’ll be side eyeing you rn
Shut the hale up
What’s new 
Ggrr
They are the attitude
Miss Attitude
I’m literally eating sausage with pickles a wrap ketchup and mayo
That’s how I say sandwich when it’s a chicken one. A chicken sengwitch. Yes, I’m weird. 😅
Oh I see thought it was some fancy sandwich
southern accent even when typing
Do I even have a southern accent? I’ve been told I have a New Yorker accent, but never a southern one. 😅
I have only heard you once and you weren't very talkative. When we que standards later I will let you know if I can pin point it
I have a mixture of accents from moving around so much
Oh…fair enough, then. 😅
🇲🇦🏴☠️
that is so fun!! I am glad y'all are enjoying it! 
Tomika was surprised of my accent at first
what kind of accent do you have?
French Canadian i guess
peak accent
I hate taxes man :(
Oh u got hit with the no fun papers of doom
You don’t wanna know how much I owe…
I still remember there was a dating sim that filled your 2025 tax return
They both think they are thing 1 aswell
and Sand especially does since he is almost PM even though Nex has been away and couldn't grind it out like Sand can 
i felt my name mentioned

game is insanely boring solo
couldn't even ask me to que so I could sell your rank smh
you’d have to burn through 4 of my RP card to sell my rank
should i reach PM before nex comes home or make him see it live
to be or not to be…
i want to go 0/10 while you go 20/0
flip it and reverse it
Just have some random speech from knugen playing and watch your kills reach 30
but i don’t wanna
my sixth sense will activate and i’ll see the enemies through walls
Don't worry I will carry like usual 
are u on in 4h
You're gonna hate when I say this
but it is more 7 hours
however I am off for the next 8 days because I took a vacation but I am actually just gonna stay home
wow that’s nice, i am only off 4 more days this month.. working every other day
I had to request the time off I was feeling the burnout
which I was supposed to travel but then I had stuff come up and can't anymore but I didn't tell them that
@lusty steppe Please do not self promote, and the server is english only. #rules-and-info if you want more information
petition to get rid of the tulix map
can’t be losing out on them 8 days
it’s horrid
no way that is 8 days to grind fragpunk and make it to Ace 5 
itzamna duel map >>
what rank r u rn?
also do u ever get console lobbies anymore btw?
Master 2 
Yeah I get console lobbies
It just depends on the time of day truly
super close
imo NA console is more populated, back then when i used to q console only i always got put on NA lobbies
lol
I think NA tends to be more populated.
Where there any new free codes since the release?
I love getting queued into eu servers
There are no codes
No new codes since the console release?!?
Wow, thats a bummer
Does anyone know when the next bundle is releasing??
Can check out #find-teammates and #lfg-requests as well my friend
oke ty bro
when the current one ends
you can also check out #game-news and it will have official announcements about the game.