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To be "eazy"
caesarea sucks
👀
Don’t diss on the new map I like it to be honest
Yep. Easily my least favorite map in the game.
hi guys is there any april fools update or anything
No, sadly.
No frogpunk :(
oh come on man there s WORSE
awhh that’s so sad
Yeah like uhhhhhhhh Yggdrasil
Dongtian is the worst imo
We have frogpunk in here instead
Nah. Caesara is the worst, in my opinion. It’s a labyrinth of a map.
dongtian is peak
Not what I was expecting from you
NGL I MISS CLICKEDDD
Only attack I like defense on that map 
i think ther best maps are akhet and blackmarket
#catch-knossos heal him chat
balanced both sides
The best maps are the ones I win on
Come come
and what maps do u win on
😂😂😂😂wildin
I have a soft spot for Dongtian because it has the best dim sum around. 
Trueeeee
Outpost is also overrated
Wanna play catch the ball?

All when he gets carried
I AM the carry
You're the bottom of our team
on nintendo switch?
Mental support
Catch my shotgun
Catchballs
I like to let you experience something new which is being on top of the LB
I'm on the top
You weirdo
Only when I allow it
Sorry I don’t chase random leaderboards that are easy to get 1 on 
Windwalker is also eazy

That's nothing lol
Took me 550 games to gain 9480p with a lancer when she was Not meta
Brooo I went like 12-5-8 one game and I got +4 
You have to use all your abilities too yk that

I do 
If it's not 0 then you didn't

I’m at like 10.1k I think rn idk
not anymore >.>
Hell yeah
Gimmi frog pic
I can find you an anime chick in a frog outfit too
LMAO one sec
come play
Check dm
I wanna see too
Forwarded just for you pooks
There we go
Done
This is perfection
You wouldn’t understand
Can we get geta to change his name?
Frog geta

I'm at workkk
Man I wish
We can trio bit later but we must win 7 games lol
Did you just write down when he changed it
So you remember if someone asks
BALLS
He's big ball
Yuh
Max called people fat in fragpunk
They had fat in their username
So I called them fat
He got a point
Lol
two people and they were called Fatcat and Fatdog
But they had animals, and I straight up went ''the fat people''
When I talked about both at the same time
Lool
Ay we are getting a karambit lesgo@midnight osprey

Leaks are out
YISS
Funny enough they already leaked it before but no one noticed it
Lol
When they showed the like popcorn fever and such
Top left corner you see a corner of the karambit
Hell yeah
Lol
I'm saying that as I'm using a banana shaped lip balm
I got the cyber saint kismet skin and the fan 🪭 but now imma swap to karambit gonna feel sweaty and free dopamine
Gonna feel like I'm him

Lol
I got the fan too
Which one?
@crude pasture
The old or new one?
Yes?
Send karabit
Can't get a karambit on cs so I'll rock the FP karambit
But I like the one from the new flower set or wtvr better
Cyber saint one
Search yt
Uh uh
So am I
okay where is my gun
gonna shoot you
Why not :p
Tell em what to search
Oh god I tired to type in frog and then all of us popped up
Lol
@midnight osprey check dm
LMAO I did too
Bet
Search for the one peace

I wrote tesk
Worked
Lol

Literally what my username means, it's teaspoons in swedish
no way, i just realized it
I know

Hi
Heloh
That's how I got created
Tomika would eat that instantly
dude squid ink is actually legit good, had squid ink ramen back in February and it was 💯 🔥
fragpunk needs an Ika Musume crossover event
basically all games need an Ika Musume crossover event but you have to start somewhere ||Splatoon doesn't count||
We need anything with frogs too
hi tomika!
Halohhh
how are u? i just joined the server
Im doing good thank you how uuu?
Welcome in friend!
Welcome
I gotta agree with you on that one brocketeer
So what did I miss, as in why is there so many frogs now?
No frogpunk in game
So we became frog in here
Valid
They should just make a frog lancer then
THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING
Grabs people with his tongue as if they're flies ykwim
Give him a long jump ability to get out of danger
Put Tahm Kench in FragPunk. 🙂
Did you know if you look closely in Frogpunk, when you're playing as a mosquito, there's actually an entire level to fly around in and opponents trying to kill you and whatnot
Hello all
Welcome
Only one thing to look at actually
Love the scenery
I'm tempted to try a new frog-themed nitro challenge
Ew…AI slop.
Thanks
I went to a cat cafe once and some irresponsible person brought their dessert in and then just left it out for the cats to get, so a cat tried to get it and I stopped it and the cat bit the tar out of my finger, but I held strong and didn't let the cat get the dessert
holy crap success on the first try
lol at the "witch plz"
What a beautiful pfp
Idk how to get the whole image 
I got you one sec

FROGPUNK
FROGPUNK
I just wake up and saw this
@midnight osprey RAHH
RAHHH
RAHHHH
HHHHAR
SSSSAJJ
Hello! 
Welcome to frogpunk :3
Fragpunk shut down, it's frogpunk now

i have to be back homeeeee
It was a sad time
Where are you what the hell
why are you frog now too
that’s so cringe
Was awful
Frogpunk
Now get home
Come…join the Frog army.
Frogpunk
Wake up and saw this so i joined it
hi
@orchid knoll join frogpunk

Hello 
Hello!
Another chum skin? I’m surprised
how are we all
Sav join the frog army
im currently in a 15 minute que 🙁
We are great how is you :)
Frogpunk taking over one way or another
Doing frogtastic, how about yourself?
I’m more of a toad guy
im good thanks!
All toads are frogs
hello w name

So is yours







Haha, i'm good mate

Just saw the new karambit in Nytefall's video and it looks cool
Hello 
The knife for anniversary is exclusive?
Hello! 
@crude pasture You wanna play 😛
yuh
Sure we can run some
yay I'll make a vc
Just give me a few

Slay I thought you were cool :(
Is fragpunk doing anything for april fools td?
Not that I know of, no.
We haven't heard anything
BUT THEY BETTER DROP FROGPUNK
Yeah that’s why I’m not doing it
xd
@late wagon Is this better?
@chilly slate I need to shower real quick this ain't gonna go well lol
Good morning 
That's fine I can wait also I'm in a dc vc I won't talk in game
Good morning!
You should join the frog army shadow
:3
Join us.
FROGPUNK
please no

..
YEAAAAAAAA
do @ frog
@midnight osprey
Lmao doing the @ frog is funny
We got another one
@limber gulch
Green is better ❤️
Join the frog army
Hmm
We have cookies March
Ash it’s April 1st, frogpunk season, I’m just celebrating that holiday 
SHE GETS IT

I’ll change my name back to ash’s pet if you do 
hahaha, never changed my name in here
First time for everything
There
YES
YEAAAA
dont
Come on Ash! It’s a funny little frogpunk gag. To be amongst friends
Do
@flat fulcrum @white panther JOIN FROG
JOIN FROG
Hahahaha
These people smh
Join us 
YEAHHHHHH
YEAAAA
We are building a community around friendship and frogs 
We are one
Frogpunk shall rise again
We are one
I’m too scared to @ geta
I’m already in trouble
He's going to wake up and go ''Not again''
He's sleeping
YEAAAAA
@vivid flame Join frog, please and thank you
Just two more!!!
Hi Asurennnn
YEAAAAAAAA
balls
He did it!!!
Frog
Join frog
🫠
YEAAAAA
you still have it
YESSS
???????
Only today, join me
Max, bite her
Wow @midnight osprey you better off dating Poco then
Call me ash, those toes are getting bit
right.
LMAO
time for my break again
Hahaha
We are free frogs.
Make Frogs great again
I am a happy frog :)
Im just frog
@midnight osprey Tomika just proposed doing the | frog | In game too
LMAOOO
YES
FROG CLAN
We need them to increase the club member limit
Oop…
then you lose one
I just noticed the blanket lmao
YES
GOOD SLAY
Same. 
:( slays making me sad
No more happy frog
Noooo
Why is everyone frog here
Don’t worry about it
Frog
Frogpunk
YEAAAAA


Maxxxx
U still have peak banner
Of course, It's frog 
Frogg
God forbid I talk xxx

Enyone is French?
If ur sure
im disgusted about the frogs
Everyone, English here.
acc funny
😮
Ok
Nope, all from different countries
But english only like ash said or he gets mad
I’m from earth
lolol we do a lil trollin
good
Can't get all of us
Yep, this is mine now
Welcome new member would you be interested in taking a couple of minutes in learning about our frogs?
Our frogs are unique and are the kindest people you'll ever meet

Don’t mind Kiri and slay they like to be grumpy most of the time but they’re ok

They don’t hurt
fine
YESSSSS
Careful with the gif spam though
Lulas ily
max asked me
YEAAAAA

yall are weird
okay mother of lizards
April first is peak
im disgusted
makes sense at least :P
i just wanna belong
lizards are almost frogs 
well yeah i have lizards at least 
You always will
i had a frog as a kid but his mom came and took him home
according to my mom
I had a friend who had a frog does that count? 
We don't share the story about my pet frogs
no
i need to post pics of my babys again
I did for the same reason 
yup
I joined cuz of pookie 
@cunning ember
@midnight osprey Next time you log into FragPunk make sure to check out my display name :p
Whats the new bundle
Bet!
awwwww what a cute Dex 
shes the best haha
Ok ngl it’s adorable
name?
Says so in the message silly
its legit over the pic
HAHAHAHAHA
khaleesi is her name, yes 
from the other one i dont have a pic cuz shes hiding all the time <.<
@cunning ember join frog
@midnight osprey look at my vc
LMAO
Ash came in and changed it lol
We love ash
There is a reptile expo that pops up right by my house sometimes and it’s so cool. They were selling baby alligators for 100 bucks one time.
big no.
Send one here so I can take it on walks
Baby aligator for a limited time 😂
Until they get bored of you
fr
I remember seeing a full blown pet alligator being walked on a leash heading into a store in my hometown
It was great
idk how you can find it nice that people sell baby alligators
and i love yall
I feel like it was super irresponsible to sell it around here because there’s a lot of crazy people here
I mean it sure stops people from breaking in
People are used to ''beware of the dog'' signs
Imagine one for an alligator
Why not one for a frog
I have a pic of the alligator on the news
Frog with a glock
alligators dont belong into a house.
Honestly if I saw a "Beware of peacock" I'd never cross that house again
Poco would steal it
The weirdest thing I’ve seen yet though was someone in a bathing suit walking down a street walking a cat and a monkey on her back
What the frog
Kid you not
This can't happen in the EU
was this in America?
Florida

Sounds on track with Florida
Florida is like a amusement park for news anchors
Favourite place for german old peeps
hey gang
Hello! Welcome in!
hi friend!
welcomee!
@slow mango
@limber gulch
You ever hit a sniper shot for 149
No way we have John Pork here
Can’t say I have 
Its tragic tear bringing
How do you hit someone for 149? Cursed sniping and time to snipe?
Balls
That’s me :)
Me too!!
No way!!!
It's brandon too!
YOOO
I TOLD YOU FRAGOUNK WAS GOOD
AND UR SCTUSLLY PLAYING IT
YOUR THE GOAT
are u playing standard?
told you 🥹
RANKED
ofc
100%
Make frag great again 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
just got a quad
fragpunk is great 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
just not advertised as much
since marvel rivals gets all the love💔
Notice games it takes no skill people love
Frogpunk
hi
Hello friend!
Hi friend!
more like Dogpunk
guess who has decided to solo que ranked for once?
Yo mama
better- I did and it was a bad idea
lol
I was feeling too confident against the bots.
Noooo my color is green
@round shadow
Guys im so confused my Zephyr doesnt one tap in her invisible mode, do I have to sneak while hitting or does it only work from behind now?
Yes
It was always only one shot from behind
She one shots from behind so you have to get their back in order to do the full damage
join us.
brother I can promise you I even one tapped ppl in front back then
and no they werent low
Well i never saw that
Any girls that Wanna play? I don't have a mic tho
You can try #lfg-requests and #find-teammates
ur true color…
Hi!
I got a 5070ti with a ryzen 5 7500f should I still play on DX11 or stay on DX12?
Well you should stop healing him if you don't want green as well 
i want the 2.5K heal role, will suit my aura tag
but i have a feeling the blue role will surpass it
you can get roles?
Pretty sure this new role will overlays the winter
from the new event
i will talk with my contacts and have it fixed
i am like varys
11
oo how does one do it? I need this purple gone. I promise im back game 💔
You need to do a x amount of damage or heal on the boss by clicking the button in the event channel #catch-knossos
hej
#event-news for the info of the event

heyyy
hejj how r u?
tyyyy
You're welcome
how did everyone suddenly turn into frogs
I am good how are you??
glad to hear, i'm good too :3
We doing a frog army
Hi
I'm good! You should join the frog army!
hi friend!

how about an official sand’s blue and pocoyo’s blue, let the people choose which blue side they’re joining
fun community event
the war of blues
wait… i just realized ur not maxx… i’ve been frogfished all this time??? i thought i was talking to maxx
i thought daily was maxx at first too 
Funny fr
There's a lot of max
LMAOOO
Just trying to make geta become frog
i'd need some conviction
We're a peaceful community of frogs where no frog is left behind and you get waffles for breakfast
Ice cream after every meal
Oh and there are no taxes
I want the heal role as well but I also don't want to lose my blue role
No.
why not before
why not ice cream is the meal
Again, no.
Depends, what ice cream
your choice
i vote for pistachio ice cream 🤤
Everyone gets their favorite ice cream after meal, and before meal we are given a muffin
On saturdays it's a whole cupcake
what about muffins.. with ice cream in them..
This sounds like a damn good mental institution ngl
my friends' young daughter was incredulous the first time I told her that I eat cake for breakfast
OOOOO
@slow mango Ice cream with muffins in them
we got this
How does that sound
You have to say it the other way around
Otherwise poco gets confused
I don’t know what you mean
Ooo that sounds good
See
😭
No no you gotta get cream puffs if you’re going that route though those things are so delicious
We frogs know each other, we're on the same wavelength
as long as ice cream is involved i don't care
do i let myself get converted to frogism
there's a place I go to that sells oatmeal ice cream and it's amazing
Oh and everyone gets a signature paddle from getafix
We aren’t a cult don’t worry
u say that now
We're just a fun group of individuals with odd views
Nothing to worry about
that sounds disgusting
odd views?.. 
Slay pretty please with a cherry on top become frog?

-# for me
see you say that, and people think it's really weird, but then they try it and are like ok wow this is amazing
i feel like it could taste rlly good with some chocolate or strawberry sauce on top
how so
Geta told me himself personally that if you don’t become frog you get the paddle and you have to stop playing fragpunk for 24hrs
And her skins on rivals disappear
well it's already quite rich and creamy and the chocolate would just clash with it, I could see maybe strawberries but not really strawberry sauce
And she can never play as Jeff again
I am certain that slay don't like jeff
strawberry mention so ill take it 🤤
How can someone not like Jeff
I wonder the same thing before I fall asleep
tomodachi life needs to release faster i'm so srs
I wonder anytime before I fall asleep when’s the next time I get to talk to pookie
Didn't that drop 10 years ago?
the new one for switch
@orchid knoll
dw i feel u
i spent countless hours in the og game as a kid
I wake up and check my phone for a notification from pookie
Before I even breathe!
I don't remember much from the game
Just that it dropped around 2012

guys lowkey I am cooking
@round shadow
hii
hi!
Hello! Welcome in! 
hej
Cooking dinner?
only if kiri does
I am getting kills.... not nec winning. We won last game and we are 2-3 right now
??
Ok wait lemme just ahem
good luck with that
@late wagon please please please please
Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please
Thanks bro

youre gonna get blocked
Max won’t allow that don’t worry
amusing you think max is in control
if you count drinking a diet coke as making dinner than yeah
no
why ping?
To anyone who knows how the headboard works. What is “score” on the lancer side of it? How does one obtain more “score”
That would be damage or heals, or even scans from a Sonar beacon. Kills and assists count, too.
So doing things with their utility?
Basically yeah
I wish you the most fun games during your lancer leveling
I was just curious cause my fiancee was wondering and asked me. Cause he wants to hit leaderboard with Jag. And I was wanting to hit leaderboard with nitro.
And I had no idea how the score words or how to obtain more of it to reach leaderboard
That's the impression I got
Especially considering all the frogs
FROOOGS
Frogs!!!
Also no speaking another language max might ban you

you pinged first. as usual 🙄
What does that even translate to
''IKEA's finest warrior''
"meatballs enthuasist"
''Poland lost''
My team rn is 2 master, an ace, a plat, and a diamond
I believe he could do it without wishing fr
And you're the plat?
it feels like it 
Sadly I cannot
I would've given her a fun message
Nah nah you have the power of frogs therefore you do trust me.
TRUE
We can overpower her
Steal her utensils
Slay is shaking in her boots right about now
Then lock in twin
Hi masters I am frog
Woah, woah, woah. That’s a step too far!
Her makeup, though? Fair game. 😅
I was lowkey eating down last two games this one I am selling so hard
Why not both?
I don't even know how
We can hide her favorite spoon at least
Put it where she would never check
Just do what you did in the last two games. Easy
If the game is going bad, drink water and take a small walk across the room
Trust
Steal all of her salt and other seasonings... actually nvm slay definitely can't cook she probably gets all her food off of Uber eats if I was to guess. So bad idea on my part
What if we put her seasonings in her umbrella?
Sup
Sadly it hasn't been raining recently here in the UK so idk if that'll work
wait why didn't I think of that
Hiiii
Hello!
Now that is something unexpected
Because you haven't got a brain as big as mine duh
Hows it going 🫡
I'm doing frogtastic! How're you friend? 
Considering it's spring the weather is on its way to being better. Therefore I suggest we steal her curtains so she's forced to see sun light.
FRAGPUNKKK WORRRRKKSS ON CONSOLE PARTY HAHA IM HAPPY OKAY BYE
Amazing myself. finally hit Masters 4
Ok bye
ENJOY YOUR GAMES 
It is certainly going 
I will do really well and then do really bad
And flip her plant upside down!
LET'S GOO
Road to ace
Felt
Ofc! 🩰
And steal all the plates, bowls and any other type of dishes
I get to masters 3 and then go on a losing streak back to masters 4 to do it all again
Then just do better 😮💨
We replace it with Styrofoam plates
Im currently on a 11 win streak. i just jinxed myself but aye 
And then we steal her air fryer. The only thing a person needs in their home must go
Nah that was sound advice. Trust me if you do better you'll be better
Put milk in the rice cooker



