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need food for muscle, not good at eating food
yesss
= no muscle
you’re a woman??
@agile plume see
And a lot of water
Your not the only one
Do not do nicotine!
Dw tomi you are the manliest man in my eyes
I got beard and everything
I’m very “persuasive”
YES DO NOT
It’s not a straight person thing
AH HELL NO
hon I have no idea what it means and that’s a bad sign
hell yes ehehehe
JAY IMMA PADDLE YOU
I need someone to cosplay Hollowpoint for my debut stream
You’ll be perfect
As a person apart of the community and has trans siblings I think I would know if it wasn’t a thing. Maybe I’m just more chronically online
imma make food as an excuse to run away :D
@kindred echo her
She can
dawg I’m literally a trans lesbian
😭
No you’re going to be it
Yeah, I’m not dismissing that. I read people’s bios.
Absolutely not
You read that?
im just saying if I’ve never heard of this that’s bad

Hi, literally a trans lesbian! I’m Brandon! 🙂
you need to take a break 😭
Hi Brandon I’m dying! 
hello Brandon!
You did not 😭😂😂😂
Sorry, I had to. Dad jokes and all. 😅
Body is tea just means basically like their body is nice and worth talk about
doesn't that make you straight?
No
Cause like tea is like gossip
Ah
So I'm stupid lesgo
sori, me confused
Periodt
boy to girl, and likes girls
hottie
Bios like on their profiles. I like learning about people
Ah
Time to change mine to blank
same
I have a puzzle on mine. If you know, you know. 🙂

NAH
Dw it’s already in my memory

Guys I’m not mentally prepared to play siege tonight
the dont
play fragpunk with me bbg
frfr
I’m required to by my friends 😭
I have a call time of 10pm-12am everyday and I can only get out of it sometimes
Omg spill the tea
lmaooo
Why?
Wasnt allat impressive huh
mandatory siege 😭
are yall good?
Okay let’s calm down
not you?
Lmao
I can clutch some things
90% of the flash being the 9 to 6
I clutched a 1 v 2 diffuse
The other day
I’m just soooo hit or miss in that game, but I have okay game sense sometimes especially when we lock in and give call outs
So bare in mind it’s not even dark outside yet, I got off the train and the drunkest guy ever is in front of me. Stumbling, can barely keep up right. We get to the escalators and I’m like ahh hale nah im being behind this guy. And I let another guy go in front of me. We’re half way up and the drunk guy literally falls backwards onto the other guy 😭
EZ WINNN
He barely kept him up
@halcyon wind @heavy elbow we cooked
I call that a win. 🙂
Did you get his #?
People be wildin
It’s not a win it’s depressing and I felt my heart drop through my ahh
GG
Lmao
No because what? It’s not even half six and you’re blackout
People take the it’s 5:00pm saying to heart
If the escalator was empty the would’ve broke his neck
why I can't post Screenshots here in main chat
I don’t really drink so I’ve never seen the appeal. Of being blackout in public. Like just do it at home for safer and cheaper
i woke up infront of a mcdonalds once soo
I have had drinks, I just don’t drink often
Home is def more popular since lockdown for reasons you said. Make a fool of yourself in your own home
Oh…
I didn’t realize how that was traumatizing to you. I’m so sorry. 😕
that guys gonna wake up with a sore head
I actually have a very similar story from the one time I blacked out in public because it was my friends wedding
That's why you should be playing with me
I think my boss has a crush on me she keeps telling me to come into work saying “if I don’t see you at work you’re fired”
Must be obsessed with me 
You should follow her home
IN GAME
Def
The only time I’ve been publicly drunk is at weddings and one holiday party at the bar
Damn follow her home in a full black outfit
She’d like that trust
Exactly
Wish I could say the same lol nothing else to do here
I just get really silly when I’m drunk so it’s better for me to be home when I do
Y'all out here drinking
Me "give me another glass of orange juice"
Aww lol yes def, and be safe always
That’s because children aren’t supposed to drink. It’s bad for them
How silly we talking
I’ll take an orange juice. Topped up with Prosecco
....wow
I don’t have a drinking problem I’m really good at it
I’ll take prosecco with a breath of orange juice
We can tell
There were signs
If someone invites me for espresso martinis then that is a whole different ballgame
Those are my kryptonite
Very silly
I can do that lol
Just take a screenshot of every settings you have in case you want to change it for some reason

You’ll have to let me know when so I can manage my calorie intake that day
Now we talking
We have to get @orchid knoll to join you as well
A suggestion of orange juice
Honestly just the thought of orange juice is good enough
anyone checking out Time Takers tonite?
Actually really damn fun
My mom is a bartender I’ll have her make us drinks for it
hear that
But we running custom games cuz don't wanna hurt their ranks or anything
(The popping of corks)

Damn
As a man you should be carrying anyway
Ngl custom games would be fun
What the point of playing if you’re not competing lmao
That’s why I changed my name

He only wants to carry slay
Exactly
@midnight osprey new video on yt
Staff, friends and mods getting drunk playing FragPunk best moments from the live stream
Part of his programming
Listen
We should’ve done it when you were coughing 24/7
So that way we couldn’t hear your voice
We would get canceled for your coughs
God
YEAH
Please hit a tree
I’m listening
That’s not nice
Is he bothering you bae
He is :(
@desert valve tell them I'm not cheating
I'm not accusing you
Your just better
All I play on any other game is support characters
You're not EU you are just hungry
*You’re
I love that we continue this
He needs to work on his English

How many times until he learns
Brandon is just trying to help us be more intellectual
ITS AUTO CORRECT IT TO THAT
Especially since it’s an English only server
Auto corrected*

So you are telling me you've written you're wrong so many times your auto correct is broken?
Exactly
I’m more of a Juno girl
I see I see
THATS A SKIN FOR HER?
AINT NO WAY
No it's a reinhardt skin
Yeah and I have it and use it
God damn
Of course it's a skin for her
Might need to play ow again
@midnight osprey u put pepper on ur fries right? when u go to mcdonalds that is
Mandatory
Show me
@orchid knoll heathen
A real person puts pepper in the ketchup too because Mcdonald's ketchup sucks
You guys are weird
SHOW MEEE IN OTHER DCCC
ezz
best food hacks come from sweden… simple
@heavy elbow tsss lemme tell you lil secret
Now you got my interest
Hear me out: hot sauce and black pepper in ketchup. 🙂
who
This actually sounds godly
I’m not weird :(
our enemy
yea your too asian
hahahahaha
Up to 180 ping game is playable in most cases but not always @heavy elbow
Has Gordon Ramsey ever been. I think he should
2 Ws away from Diamond now
I will
not playing so well tho, I'm famished
how to upload my kills here
Do you also stretch the ketchup cup thingy so it's almost flat?
I'll show you how did they accuse me of cheating
You are very weird poco

imma get you there
OFC, so you can put more ketchup in it
@halcyon wind I'm sorry reaper I want to play more, I need to work too :))
A clip you mean or stats? Cuz some people like @orchid knoll put their scoreboard in #1320649899901063248
gordon too scared to visit us
I remember doing that once and the worker looked at me like I am a magician
My time here is up then
No more
it's ok
A video of killing them
I have it in my files
So a clip that goes in #general-videos

Yeah for what he’ll have to eat 😭😭😭
No weird people are the best
You just did that so you can tag slay didn't you
I sent it
he wouldn’t be able to handle the neutron style of kebabpizza
I would never
Thank you Tomika

I tag her for mommy stuff 90% of the time
Max let’s elope somewhere far away
And to hammer someone
Let's build a cottage together
Although she ignores my tags from now 😭
Put up a sign saying no Tomika allowed
All she's seeing is Blocked message, click to view
Pretty much
Which character is considered the least skill one
We put a cupcake down and landmines around it
I'm probably already noted as mommy lover
To make sure
Or must kick if he messes up
Ww,cf ixhel? Kinda these 3 cuz their abilities are broken
@crude pasture that's not cheating right I posted it
The little personal note you can put on profiles, I've put ''Dummy'' on yours
But all characters are good but it's very dependable how they use it @humble grove
Great
cause i use cf and i feel bad for using it
Pathogen and nitro are fairly easy to learn
Oh speaking of WW I’m #17 now and I’m at like 9400 points

😭
Listen it depends on cards as well like the forcing people to crouching makes jaguar extremely overpowered
I love how broker ran for his life
The grind is real
How
HOW
HIW
HOW
He went from like 32 to 17 when we played in like a night
I realized that during new shard card events I love bot matches because I can manage all the shard points and nobody complains
He’s just better
yeah he knows that I'm coming from him xD
helloooou!
then they started saying I'm cheating
Hiii Latti
Hey latti 
That's just hilarious
heyya!
dear husband!
Dearest husband 

You’re*
I can hear their footsteps
@opal delta keep in mind poco cheating on you in vc with max
so that's why I know why zephyr is hiding there
Yes
bro
Don’t listen to him latti
is the killcounter in total or per match
It's low elo so like...yk people don't know much of anything or let alone some of em even having experience of anything
anyway, when can I play with you tomika with moderator :))
I'm no mod tho 
my twin is a mod xD
Ah
@orchid knoll we are forced to play together see
i just got back home from Poland, and i have such bad news?:(
It's in the near future
Yup...they even....e-kissed
Don’t listen to all the lies
In front of me
Tomika’s just mad because I’m about to reach #1 WW soon
?
It's total / how many people you killed with that gun in general like throughout your game
Not in the match but like in general
and how many is too many with fever
There's never enough
Someone got 9k kills on sniper alone
too much time
@limber gulch exactly
Lesgooo
get on
the custom draw is too OP
ikr
if we get other masters im cooked
He’s my evil twin see
ohh noo
Mhm so....when we play?
give me captain
bro fragpunk fixed my aim
HELP
more than valo fn and all other games combiune
@heavy elbow
ohh noo all top 900
I lend you my power okey?
Slay has to play with me first 
YES DADDY
omg I have to switch account
@desert valve
all of this are top players in your Server
I'm not that hard sweaty player
Just get jay to carry he gonna be fine
im so tired i cant even listen
Get some rest I’ll be there in a minute 
there are those money to buy ranked items...how do i do that
and how do i use exotic material...that red stuff
Store-redeem-ranked
NAH I JUST STARTED PLAYING AGAIN 3 DAYS AGO ASWELL
IM RUSTY AS HELL AND IN A MASTER RANKED
You fought against me pretty well you be just fine
10k soon
Took you this long?
For what
To get 10k
Diabolical
Tbh I use the myway more now than sniper
Is there anyway I can buy previous barre passes?
Nope
Nope
However if u own a previous battle pass u can swap too it to complete it
And I'm here trying to hit pm before this chapter ends
You’re like 100 points ahead of me
You better lock in buddy
That doesn't help lol
Guys idk if any of these payments are going through in our system and my boss isn’t texting me back 
I might just be giving free stuff away today
Ay if you get fired time to invest into streaming with the rat streamer
yay free ice cream
Free aura skin for me?
Pm is possible considering you win 73% of your games
Only if I play windwalker or any meta lancers
Otherwise I'm cooked
Cuz I play kismet

A mid lancer
🤷
Good luck with ur push
Im ending this season ace smth
And ill worry abt pm next chapter
yea called a job
called slay giving it to me?
Yeah I have to get pm cuz of the account
No other reason to it
Just use max credit card
Duh
It's the one with stickers all over it
or you could gift me it
Wym
To look pretty
You aren’t pretty
I was playing to much pve
Ur stained and ruined
I streamed a little bit last year but couldn’t figure out why my game sound wasn’t coming through so I stopped
You could ask Lebeau or tsuki about it
They probably could help you out
heyy shadow im you fav soooo
I don’t talk to broke men
@halcyon wind yall still playing?
You gotta take responsibility and fix this poor guy
🥀
i think his father does tbh
I have a friend who might come over and help at some point one person that does charity streams for extra life was trying to help me
FP brought blitz ballet back to say BOO to timmy chalamet
ye
How many men
okiedokie
many men wish death upon me

I don't have one so we already off to a good start
I guess they wish you to be slain
imagine
I don't
and would eliminate all those who do
with a sippy cup
how about i link you to DN
That sounds hot count me in
Slay go ahead and mute this guy for 3 days
on it
did you know both me and toji are capricorns
Clearly not enough
To be hated one must have done something right
i love how mean you are to him. do it more
I take this as a W
If she keeps being mean I’ll stop playing with her 
another W
No you won’t
lol we just won in Master
EZZZ
You’re right 
@halcyon wind what’s ur ign
Yeah I know, like always
I put so much effort into being nicer and this is how I’m treated 
shes so pretty
not as pretty as my bae dakota tho

I'm D5 now
Reapss#1ov9g
GLACY PLAY WITH USSSS
@halcyon wind @desert valve GG brother!!!
I’m gonna queue snipe you now 
BYEE
Congrats reaching Diamond!!!
Alr I added you
Time to go for Ace rank soon
come get some
I’m gonna queue avoid you
huh?
I also saw that 
shadow can you play rn?
No I’m at work until 8pm est
I’m trying lol
aww
i wanna play duels so i can snipe you and reaper
Try me next 
Yeah I’m over being at work
GET ON THEN
Try me next 
you are not winning those 😭
ITS OKAY TO DREAM YK
its giving toxic relationship
Huh?
Damn simp being toxic AND cheating on latti and max
i feel the sun exploding
reap let me in 💔
@halcyon wind
can we add a channel in this server?
It doesn’t feel good on my end :(
a what?
like creating your own channel/room
As in?
done
ohh I see that @desert valve
I want to invite my asian friend here
we're 4
but my smurf got promoted to diamond
can't join with them anymore
Damn
#benicetopocohesjustasillygoose
Accurate
@heavy elbow account sharing is heavily against the rules so...yeh
thanks for informing guys
I'm going to eat
what a lovely community ❤️
kk byee see you later
@glad pebble boo whats your user?
haven't :/
bye
glacy
I'm impressed in EU server match is fast
Vauge af
but in Asia it takes 30-60 minutes to find a match
HUH
Yeah Eu,Na are active
if only I can send screenshot here
I'll show you my proof
I've been waiting for 2 hours no match
LOL
Imagine this: You've been waiting for a match just to lose

Happened before
@glad pebble GLACY CARRY ME BOO
I guess I have to wait for the next season
@heavy elbow Eu server not that bad for you it seems like
a bit bad
Ping wise is ehhh
I have to predict their movement so my bullet will hit them
like 1-2 secs ahead
sometimes my character roll back
Uf
I can see you hitting pm

If Liefy can do it with 160 you def can
im cooking
are there any active promo codes?
None
dang
At game launch there was but it's expired
you think there will be a new code soon?
Possibly no

no more codes
i was hoping they would drop some for the first year anniversary but they never did T~T
Maybe when game blows up
maybe
@crude pasture they should add a channel where you can send Screenshot 😢
I think mod here are active
they can ban some sus people who send sus SS
#1320649899901063248 only FragPunk related stuff nothing else
Or what you want to send tho

im in a master lobbyy but im the best and im a plat
you know like an emoji that doesn't GIF have
See you have my power
as long as you have tomika in your side you will win
Aura outside the lobby
I gifted him my skills for today
OP skills move like ACE elo
give my team your skills they floping exept for glacy
Jay was carrying us he always get MVP
Poor glacy

Yes
Kill last 2 with patho and win the game
Hihihih
Ty ty 
Evilll
I'm kissy, ixhel,ww main
Cf,nitro
Corona,axon
Chum
tha's a lot of main
I’m a nitro main
I'm extremely flexible player if I want to win badly
And one day I might get her skin from the shop because it is cute I just haven’t convinced myself yet
yeah you need to be flexible if you want to win
For the cardsss
cause most of the people wants title like TOP 100 (Lancer)
and that too
I'm top 2 kissy now 
glacy is number 12 kismet
Yes
Any yall wanna play?
Looool
@desert valve @crude pasture @midnight osprey any yall on to play
That's a lot of pings in one message damn
im playing a round with glacy rn but we can play with you in a sec
Mb mb. I figured it would be easier than three different message pings
tomika is finishing work in 6 mins
I get It but next time try not to ping a lot of people just wait till someone respond or use #find-teammates #lfg-requests
just sit there and look pretty and we will play in a min
10h*
WHAT
Night shift not that bad
Got music on
what are you a nurse?
Or movie ect
who works 12 hrs
A lot of jobs actually lol
😔
A lot I sometimes get stuck with 14 hour shifts
Accurate
They dont do more than that though
im not even awake 14 hours
i sleep till like 1pm
Dang
And you awake for how long?
the round ended
till 3 am
8pm
Its 1pm for me
👀
get on
👍
so 8 hours ahead
Loading
I WISH
glacys master and im plat so your going to be a gold in a master lobby
Pretty much yes
He can't play then
Can't q with a master
In the party
what!?
Unless they 5 stack
2 plat 1 master
2 plats can play
ohhh
1 plat 1 master 1 gold CANT
we could do duels
It's above 2 rank difference
Custom games yes
Nah its all good
dang I hate duels xD
Im tryna rank up
huh
NAH NOT THE JUNGLE
@glad pebble About to miss the whole mag in duels
nah never
You gonna need to learn if you end up fighting me 
*always

I'm a teamfighter and love playing support role in every game
so that's why I hate 1v1 or duel 😂
there's no one to support with
yea dont mess with companions we got picked for a reason
Yup...your fried cuz I'm dps and control 

Your the weakest among us

😂
Bro sponsorize me!
Ehhhhhh
excuse
I can't do nuthing
@stoic plover
W
She’s probably on the train home, if I had to guess.
She probably can play then. Rightttt
I saw that @desert valve

what
Is the blitz ballet 10$ giftcard event per day like the last one or just once
Hm
Cosplay hollow
do it again Jay
If he deleted it I can't see it
yeah he deleted it so fast
Imagine
fast hand
Imagine leaking it
nah maxx
#AbuseOfPower
yo what's this
nah
Tw itter for frag
If you say some key words it'll trigger the bot
insta
we back on the grind
find me a sewing machine
Glacy wouldn't be able to sniff 2 next to me 
youtube
Your gif link had twitte.r in it
Diamond to Master in under 24hrs time
Therefore the bot got triggered
when will i get the next color role 
REAPER YOUR BACK
I'll be in PunkMaster in no time, I wanna reclaim my seat
@midnight osprey get her one
nya~
glacy carrying me
Why
Ggs
Bro i can’t even
Rest in peace for your rr
I will have to let you know though that if you're deleting the gifs you know that it's inappropriate and shouldn't post it, just a friendly warning for the future
Sewing machine? I actually got one in my basement
thx maxxy
NA
sad I'm from asia
@kindred echo there you go
Found one
the ping would be terrible 😭
maxxs basement… i have a feeling i wont be leaving once i arrive
I only lock kiri in my basement
Cuz you busy w hollow cosplay
Ofc you would

Let's put kira in the best spot possible

what's this? rebel-battle-night chat
She's my lady of course
Tournament
Chat for the weekly tournaments
ladys man
ohh man
I want to participate so bad in that tournament :((
for fun not for the title or money
Next weeeek
and experience too
Usually Eu and Na runs
yeah no Asia :((
Yeah no players 😭
Hopefully Brandon can make it happen
Asia vs NA vs EU
I want to be mod here
I'm inviting people to play Fragpunk in Asia
so far so good
I invited 5 people today LOL
You better
HEYYYYYYYY
We want Asia tournament to run too ykkk
I'm trying my best so fragpunk survive in Asia :)))
If there's enough players in that region that would join it, we most certainly would add it as well
but 5 people is not enough
and I'm not a famous person also
so it's almost feels like impossible to make people play this xD
People give up easily
but feedback in this 5 people is good
they want it because it's a unique FPS
how are you doing?👀

I heard that some Asia has it's own server @crude pasture
@austere thicket
is that taiwan server?
who
and it's a lot of people there
I believe it has yes
Did you turn on Raid 1 configuration? 🤔
oh man why taiwan created their own server :((
I'm unsure which tho
Yeah
no no brandon actually helped me the other day, its not a frag issue i genuinely think the pc doesnt have enough power for the ports and two (3) drives
shes struggling
hmmm i shall check
Doesn't matter his our tech guy
For pc stuff yeh
and also a pro-player in FP
Our best chummy fr
Once upon a time, I was known as SaitamaGPT. Fun times. 😅
@desert valve stop it 
I'm interested hearing this story
just breaking the bots
don't do it here
Big boss gonna paddle you for it
you might gen ban from mod

good😜
they're not getting paid to fix that xXD
pc is in #community-help
can you carry again?
im too rusty and dusty for this
you're the one who carried me earlier
He just gonna look trough the logs paddle him 
I'm not good at FP
go to dxdiag then SS everything
so Brandon can check all your specs
tomika do you work every day?
Nope
@crude pasture I'm weak/noob in the game right?
when do you not work?
says the master

