main-chat

[midnight osprey]

https://giphy.com/gifs/muhehe-cat-evil-laugh-YLPOIP1jPu1N87yemm

[crude pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gun-gif-8510554628372069925

That's my spot

[glad pebble]

nuh uh right now it’s doozys

[crude pasture]

Took me 2 days to grind like 3k points

When I'm off from work it's ain't his no mo

https://tenor.com/view/takina-mad-lycoris-recoil-takina-angry-gif-27069424

[glad pebble]

how many points do you have?

did you have

when you did that

[crude pasture]

Like one good game away from the top 1

[agile plume]

Its that i dont play on main at all but i shouldve secured number 3 on spider rn😔

My alt is even catching up at this pace

[crude pasture]

I climbed from top 60 ish

[glad pebble]

that’s not too bad

if I wasn’t playing terrible the last three days I’d be in the 8k range

[halcyon wind]

anyone here lookin to seriously climb? I can carry, but don't wanna have to

[glad pebble]

climb the corporate ladder?

[midnight osprey]

What the hell reaper is back

[timber monolith]

FragPunk X Link

[mighty harbor]

💀

[halcyon wind]

yes, since last night :))

[agile plume]

LMAO gang whyd you even let it go that far

[midnight osprey]

Welcome back mate

[glad pebble]

who’s reaper

[crude pasture]

I will find you

[midnight osprey]

Used to play a ton during season 1

[glad pebble]

I’ve already smacked doozy around you’re next

[halcyon wind]

thank you! lemme get back to that punk rank 😎

[midnight osprey]

A really damn good player that man

[echo ibex]

Guys last night was my final night on frag forever. I can never show my face again

[glad pebble]

I see I see

[crude pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/killua-zoldyck-anime-me-you-gif-17352975

Dozzy ain't even close to me

[desert valve]

reaper carried me

[halcyon wind]

was one of the best, now washed :/

[midnight osprey]

Ngl I wouldn’t be surprised if he actually did

[glad pebble]

we should lowkey team up

our powers combined we would be unstoppable ong

[desert valve]

he put me on his back and carried me to victory

[glad pebble]

just you wait and see

[midnight osprey]

Did some queues with reaper back in S1C1 and we just continued popping off

[glad pebble]

if you weren’t on eu I’d find you

[balmy shell]

peak

[midnight osprey]

[crude pasture]

Duels

[glad pebble]

oh nah you’d kick my ahh

[desert valve]

your to good at duels

[crude pasture]

I would never

I'm too weak

[echo ibex]

No you got it Tomika is washed

[crude pasture]

[glad pebble]

nvm bet

[halcyon wind]

we can get back to it if you want :))

[glad pebble]

I win those

[halcyon wind]

maybe, I'm drained from carrying tho

[echo ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/snapping-fingers-angie-wilson-harlem-period-prime-video-gif-9668198229369064248

[glad pebble]

deagle only ong

[glad pebble]

Nah nah no carry needed

[crude pasture]

You pay for her med bills

[halcyon wind]

ye, I did, he having a bad day ig

[glad pebble]

I’ll carry you bbg

[midnight osprey]

Honestly could sometime

[desert valve]

every days a bad day😔

[echo ibex]

She’d stomp you

[echo ibex]

Especially if I’m on the team

[crude pasture]

There's only one she who can stop me and that ain't her

[desert valve]

your not horrible

[glad pebble]

that was before I was around ong

[midnight osprey]

You ain’t drinking water before and during your sessions I see

[crude pasture]

Nope

[halcyon wind]

fs bro, hmu any time 🙂

[desert valve]

guys i finished the battlepass in 4 days

[glad pebble]

yes

[echo ibex]

I don’t believe you have seen me play (I hope not) but I’ll take it

[glad pebble]

the ego check is egoing

I’m not actually all that

but I must ego

[halcyon wind]

I can put it to the test after this match

[glad pebble]

I’m at school rn so it would have to wait

💔

[desert valve]

reaper carry me again

[crude pasture]

I'm at work

We cooked

[glad pebble]

lowkey I started playing kismet for the first time about a month ago

[crude pasture]

[halcyon wind]

you left

[desert valve]

i was hungry😔

[halcyon wind]

join back after this

and don't snipe bruh

[desert valve]

i promise im good most of the time but yea ill swap

@midnight osprey max can you play with me and reaper?

[crude pasture]

Clampdown everything

[halcyon wind]

I'm sure you are, but I really hate carrying, it's tiring

[desert valve]

K i wont snipe

[glad pebble]

holy based

[midnight osprey]

I got some work I need to finish up etc

[desert valve]

oh okay!

[halcyon wind]

you're welcome any time, you were one of the first ppl to support me in here

we met after I was banned for cheating, when I wasn't, then we played and showed you what I can do in-game

[tiny holly]

server started?

[glad pebble]

banned for cheating is crazy

[crude pasture]

She knowssss

[glad pebble]

bro is like that

[desert valve]

guys whats your sensitivty on?

[crude pasture]

Yes

[glad pebble]

I posted a clip in gen videos captioned “I love clampdown” like a few days ago lol

it’s my favorite gun

[halcyon wind]

ye, it was crazy

[strange linden]

fixed?

[glad pebble]

so much fun

clampdown is a crackhead’s best friend

which is why it’s perfect for me

[crude pasture]

It's a broken gun

Love it

[balmy shell]

same

[crude pasture]

Same with shotgun

But everyone busy with snipers lol

[glad pebble]

yo awesome pfp lol

[agile plume]

Get this negative energy out of here

[balmy shell]

ty u2

[glad pebble]

I’ve been getting really good at trolling snipers

[agile plume]

Ive been seeing alot more meat makers

Enough

[crude pasture]

It's the perfect energy

[agile plume]

No no no get out

[glad pebble]

It’s so funny to bait a sniper shot and then jump them

deagle lowkey best gun tho

sleeper pick

[orchid knoll]

Why are you not in the kitchen

[desert valve]

https://tenor.com/view/reaction-shocked-ariana-grande-ariana-wicked-gif-9352977018792188008

[desert valve]

#SlayIsAnti-Feminist

[orchid knoll]

Umm

[glad birch]

i spent like 600 coins and still didnt get the kismet skin 💔

[glad pebble]

600 😭

they’ll bleed you dry

[strange linden]

the server ready?

[austere thicket]

Looks like it.

[glad birch]

i have like three prizes including the skin left

ughh

[desert valve]

The servers are back.

[orchid knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/matrix-neo-gif-23018361

[heavy elbow]

Brandon is there a survey for fragpunk to fill up?

[round shadow]

@midnight osprey explain bubs to slay

[heavy elbow]

hopefully Fragpunk will listen to us

[crude pasture]

Imagine spending 60$ just to get the kismet skin

I would never

[midnight osprey]

The candy?

[crude pasture]

In my life

And the plasma set

Like

Who would do such a thing

[glad birch]

i dont have 60 dollars </3

[halcyon wind]

this game hates me

[midnight osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/hyped-happy-yessirr-yes-sir-lets-go-gif-17289987

[crude pasture]

Same I don't have anymore

[austere thicket]

There is in game. It’s on the escape menu.

[heavy elbow]

Ok thanks!

[halcyon wind]

solo q is REALLY tough rn

I got to 99RP, then lost 2 in a row

I keep getting ppl who don't even think, like, at all

[round shadow]

yes

[crude pasture]

@potent cobalt is that you perhaps (remember last season) 👀😂

[round shadow]

the pink one especially

[agile plume]

There as we speak

Peasant

[midnight osprey]

Yeah I’ve fully stopped doing solo queue to be honest, way too painful

[midnight osprey]

Nothing beats their blue and pink skulls ngl

[halcyon wind]

bro they don't even ADS!

[midnight osprey]

sounds about right

[orchid knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/demi-delete-fat-gif-9235229

I have an hour and a half left

[midnight osprey]

Would’ve already been home if you just walked out the door

[orchid knoll]

So true

Why didn’t I think of that

[midnight osprey]

Hell would’ve already been home if you just didn’t show up for work

Make Tomika pay your expenses as compensation for the mental pain

[karmic spade]

@crude pasture

[halcyon wind]

bro I'm singlehandedly killing half of them with just a Highlife, but my mates don't get the rest once I'm dead

[burnt zinc]

Yes

[midnight osprey]

Use the marksmans and just melt them to be honest

[halcyon wind]

I'm losing my mind..

[desert valve]

you alright?

[halcyon wind]

no, these mates are always horrible

0 kills, we're on last round

[burnt zinc]

We played together yesterday and won everything! 😄 If that's you 😄

[glad pebble]

I believe in you my fellow kismet queen

[desert valve]

im watching rn

[idle summit]

It depends who you play against. I always get 0 kills when playing with PM. I never understand them

[halcyon wind]

ye, I went from P5 to P2 yesterday

[strange linden]

bro this game good why people dont like it

[crude pasture]

I'm driving

Bye bye

[halcyon wind]

they're so bad..

[desert valve]

ik

[blazing sky]

is ther any info for the servers?

[burnt zinc]

Sometimes I hit 2 people in the team and they have, for example, 0;5 😄

[desert valve]

you either have to win 5 rounds straight and win duel or lose

[orchid knoll]

I don’t think he could afford my upkeep

[austere thicket]

They’re back up.

[glad birch]

im poor

[halcyon wind]

imma have to get to duel ig

[desert valve]

slay am i your fav?

[orchid knoll]

Nope

[desert valve]

yea

[desert valve]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-give-up-kermit-give-up-jumping-to-death-kermit-jumping-frog-jumping-gif-10443154374563851027

[midnight osprey]

With his 2 pennies paycheck

[glad pebble]

just carry you got it hon

[midnight osprey]

All he can carry from work since he's so small

[desert valve]

maxx am i your fav?

[halcyon wind]

you can learn a lot by spectating btw, keep in mind all the plays I make, I'm more on the aggro side

[orchid knoll]

Lmao

[desert valve]

k

[orchid knoll]

He puts the coins in between his toes

[midnight osprey]

I'll drop the most classic parent sentence, I don't have any favorites

[desert valve]

[midnight osprey]

(proceeds to have favorites)

[orchid knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/there-there-joe-black-brad-pitt-support-crying-gif-16698917

[midnight osprey]

Has his coworker tape them to his body so it's like a coin armor

[halcyon wind]

I lost :/

[midnight osprey]

Next one is a win trust

[desert valve]

imma play

so deff a win

[halcyon wind]

I needa win 3 in a row, let's go

[desert valve]

whats your sensitivty

[glad pebble]

cap you’re gonna go 1n8

[halcyon wind]

0.8 / 800 DPI

[glad pebble]

and the 1 is gonna be from killing your teammate with a burner

[desert valve]

oh mines like 1.7

[halcyon wind]

why do I have a Silver on my team?

[glad pebble]

bronze to plat matchmake together

[round shadow]

i don’t understand how my teammates and enemies are freely able to walk around the map? i’m stuck in spawn? do i need to level up to unlock walking???

(this is my first FPS)

[halcyon wind]

I'm a low sense playa

[glad pebble]

like your movement keys aren’t working?

[strange linden]

so wait if i want to buy skins i can only wind wind whisperer bundle?

[round shadow]

i can shoot and aim fine

[glad pebble]

is your keyboard plugged in

[round shadow]

do i need a keyboard for this game?

[glad pebble]

are you on controller?

[desert valve]

nah

[round shadow]

idk what i’m on tbh

[glad pebble]

bro what

are you using a controller or a mouse to aim

[round shadow]

i’m not good with tech

[round shadow]

why would i use an animal to aim bro… be fr now

[midnight osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/danny-de-vito-arnold-schwarzenegger-twins-gif-14878045628732340267

[round shadow]

r u tryna help me or not

[glad pebble]

okay you gotta be rage baiting

[silk panther]

i cant play fragpunk guys

idk why

[round shadow]

did it work?

[silk panther]

i say login and nothing happens

[round shadow]

admit that it worked just a tiny bit

[glad pebble]

no I’m just confused

I thought you were actually stupid

[round shadow]

🤣🤣🤣

[strange linden]

where i can buy skins for knife etc etc

[glad pebble]

I was trying to hard to be helpful

[desert valve]

theres one

[round shadow]

believe ir or not, IT departments in many companies get calls like that

[glad pebble]

gotta wait for them to be in shop or buy them from the gatcha/get lucky

[midnight osprey]

As in the store?

[round shadow]

i don’t work in IT but watching people from IT let out their rage is so hilarious

[strange linden]

oh

ic

when will be new

[glad pebble]

if you get 1k of the ultimate currency from the gatcha you can buy a good knife

[glad pebble]

typically new items come after old ones leave

[strange linden]

i mean im new i just heard the shop and everything cheap so i wanna check out

[glad pebble]

there’s also an anniversary wheel thing

you can get cosmetics from it

you do have to spend and also get lucky

[gaunt basin]

Hey guys

[midnight osprey]

There's a short time left of this chapter, and given their usual patterns with dropping a bundle close to the release of new chapters there should be one relatively soon

[strange linden]

so when

[midnight osprey]

Right after the next chapter begins give or take a week or two

[austere thicket]

[glad pebble]

19 days I think

[round shadow]

i’m waiting for a good and juicy aura buff in S4C2

make aura playable again

[midnight osprey]

Should be that long left of the chapter yeah

[strange linden]

what is the lucky draw of your choice

[buoyant quest]

Hey today there was supposed to be 1v1 tournament did it not happen?

[desert valve]

maxx donate me auras skin boo

[gaunt basin]

real

[midnight osprey]

Man they're about to chop her arms off next season trust

[burnt zinc]

So ranks will be reset in 2 weeks right?

[round shadow]

i’ll never let that happen

https://tenor.com/view/daddy-xcy-gif-17664919931681885206

[round shadow]

no

[desert valve]

maxx never said no

https://tenor.com/view/hehehehe-gif-7793894093801286605

[austere thicket]

Tomorrow.

[burnt zinc]

And do we know when?

[buoyant quest]

ohhh is there any time for EU when it will start?

[round shadow]

when S5 starts

[austere thicket]

Yep! 1500CET.

[stoic plover]

Wait wait wait, where!

[buoyant quest]

same participants and everything right?

[stoic plover]

I will join it and stream it if possible

[austere thicket]

As far as I know of, yes.

[buoyant quest]

because one of the participants is getting info still that it will happen today.

[austere thicket]

You have to have the community tournament role.

[forest timber]

How is frag punk so dead but 200k members in this discord

[austere thicket]

Where? It’s tomorrow at 1500CET, and I’m a part of the tournament staff. 😅

[buoyant quest]

@blazing sky

[orchid knoll]

💀

[tiny holly]

servers started?

[orchid knoll]

We never hold tournaments on weekdays

Saturdays only

[buoyant quest]

fair to be honest

[midnight osprey]

I've already spoken to said user

[desert valve]

sooo

[blazing sky]

wen i did ask you if it's going to happen today you sed It’ll be a tournament yeah

[midnight osprey]

I did yeah

[stoic plover]

More info about it? >.>

[covert cipher]

With 10.000 fragpunk coins for the winners its wild

[austere thicket]

Oh, sorry. One moment.

[desert valve]

😔 no aura

[austere thicket]

#server-news message

[glad pebble]

@austere thicket are tournaments the same time every week?

[midnight osprey]

Last time I fooled a person I would get them a skin they left the server and cursed me and my partner

[halcyon wind]

ez W

more carryin?

[midnight osprey]

Yeah 3pm every saturday

[desert valve]

yea

[glad pebble]

awesome thanks

I’ll try and join in next week

[midnight osprey]

Told you!

[austere thicket]

Yep!

[halcyon wind]

did you know about that Nitro setup?

[desert valve]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-looks-over-and-die-gif-22989162

[desert valve]

no

[midnight osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-the-frog-pose-meme-gif-12409038

[halcyon wind]

you're welcome

hide her bots behind bushes always

[desert valve]

thx4

[halcyon wind]

or whenev you can

[covert cipher]

Why can you guys post pics but not me

[round shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-no-no-embed-megamind-megamind-meme-gif-25261934

[midnight osprey]

Everyone can post gifs

[austere thicket]

It’s a gif and you can use the one built into Discord. Rules of the server and TOS of Discord still apply.

[tiny holly]

guys server started or no?

[austere thicket]

Yep!

[midnight osprey]

Servers are up

[midnight osprey]

Check staff chat

[covert cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/chum-dance-fragpunk-fragpunk-chum-chum-dance-gif-6283151586647647789

Got it

[midnight osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/fragpunk-axon-gif-9254837809269745062

[slow mango]

https://tenor.com/view/sick-im-so-gif-14511015

Pull the plug on me

[austere thicket]

Already got it. Thanks! 🙂

[midnight osprey]

POCOO

[slow mango]

Pull the plug

[midnight osprey]

How's the sickness going

[slow mango]

I’m dying at work

[covert cipher]

Top char is my waifu counterfeit tho

[midnight osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/counterfeit-fragpunk-fragpunk-gif-15721768501533481486

[covert cipher]

She can clone herself, imagine the possibilities

[midnight osprey]

I'll bring some soup

[austere thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/chum-chum-fragpunk-fragpunk-chum-gif-1284204231752586759

[slow mango]

That’s not gonna cut it I need like the fountain of healing

[proud plaza]

hi, game working now?

[glad pebble]

who is “we”

[austere thicket]

Yep!

[proud plaza]

thanks! good luck

[austere thicket]

Chum is awesome, and I will not hear the opposition.

[glad pebble]

that clanker is a war criminal

[midnight osprey]

I can do you one better, remove tomika's heels

[glad pebble]

Chum is my mortal enemy

[austere thicket]

Blasphemy.

[glad pebble]

Truth.

[slow mango]

That would work as well

[austere thicket]

You heretic! Slander and blasphemy! Chum is awesome!

[midnight osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/space-marine-you-speak-heresy-warhammer-40k-what-did-you-say-don't-say-that-gif-3570587536222968742

[slow mango]

Chum is the second worst lancer

[austere thicket]

Blasphemy.

[glad pebble]

third

[midnight osprey]

Nah chum got chomper and we love chomper, therefore chum is goated

[austere thicket]

[midnight osprey]

Can't hate on chomper, he's a pet rock

[glad pebble]

chum is a word that refers to friends, and chumble is no friend of mine

[covert cipher]

@midnight osprey @austere thicket Tell the devs to add more counterfeit skins please thanks

[glad pebble]

😭 😭 😭

[midnight osprey]

#game-suggestions

[austere thicket]

[glad pebble]

ain’t no way

Brandon I am declaring you public enemy number 2

number 1 is windwalker himself

[midnight osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/uh-oh-stan-marsh-south-park-season4ep13-s4e13-gif-21534964

[austere thicket]

Nah…number 2? I’ll allow it.

[glad pebble]

I hate windwalker much more than I hate chum

[crude pasture]

WHERE MA KISMET ONE

With cyber saint skin

@pine summit gimme

[midnight osprey]

I can send you to the gulag

[austere thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/community-ken-jeong-ben-chang-ill-allow-it-allowed-gif-4468552

[covert cipher]

Is calling Chum a clanker against any rules

[midnight osprey]

Nope

[glad pebble]

you don’t want to see me and Tomika put aside our differences

[crude pasture]

@austere thicket hammer him

[glad pebble]

we will jump you

[austere thicket]

No, but is it blasphemy? Yes!

[jolly zinc]

do i get aura or windwalker?

[midnight osprey]

Tomika stole kismet from me during games

[jolly zinc]

bro why do i keep coming in this chat

mb wrong chat

[glad pebble]

Is wireback blacklisted

[covert cipher]

Chum is a dirty clanker bumbum

[midnight osprey]

If you want to side with a thief, I shall send you to the gulag too

[crude pasture]

Windwalker

[midnight osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/catjam-cat-disco-catjamming-gif-16989864924126703156

[jolly zinc]

the damage of his 2nd skill is too low tho

[austere thicket]

[crude pasture]

You went 0/6 on her

[jolly zinc]

and the first skill does nothing, does it provide iframes?

[crude pasture]

LOW?

[midnight osprey]

Let's bring up your bad games too

[jolly zinc]

it does 30 on the npcs in training room

[jolly zinc]

with 3 blades

[midnight osprey]

[glad pebble]

dawg it’s like the most broken skill in the game

[midnight osprey]

The 0/6 game was with windwalker thank you

[crude pasture]

30+30 with call back and if they walk in the blade then it stacks so 30+30+30 and so on the more they are IN IT

[jolly zinc]

oh

mb 💀

[crude pasture]

Can easily hit 150 If done right

One skill

[glad pebble]

and he gets multiple

[jolly zinc]

no iframes?

[midnight osprey]

One skinny

[crude pasture]

But cuz you have 2 of em it's a guaranteed 60 (for each)

[glad pebble]

and it goes through walls

and shields

legit just free damage

it’s broken as hell

[crude pasture]

The first ability is extremely broken with the tp

Stun
Kill
Then tp again cuz you get it back instantly

[jolly zinc]

aw

[crude pasture]

Exactly

[glad pebble]

what were they even thinking bro

[jolly zinc]

wait they get stunned too?

[glad pebble]

that thing does not need a stun

[jolly zinc]

oh boy we gaming with this one

[crude pasture]

Yes

[glad pebble]

you dash through them, they get knocked back and stunned, it’s just a free kill

[crude pasture]

They get stunned can barely turn and only hip fire @jolly zinc

[glad pebble]

his skills are just free kills

[crude pasture]

Pretty much yes

[midnight osprey]

Can't use custom emojis, especially not with the client you got

[crude pasture]

@jolly zinc If you played val it's like omen but extremely broken version

[glad pebble]

it’s like if omen took roids and was a shonen protagonist

[scenic seal]

Quick question, are we gonna get any new updates for the anniversary in these last two weeks, before the new season?

[orchid knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/valorant-chamber-kayo-dance-dancing-gif-25825452

[midnight osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/valorant-valorant-sucks-garbage-valotrash-sneakyden-gif-26943058

[lunar moat]

the game is on finally

[glad pebble]

It’s been like an hour

that the game has been up

[orchid knoll]

lol

[lunar moat]

I was eating

[glad pebble]

eat faster

@halcyon wind how long are you gonna be on for?

[halcyon wind]

eh, idk tbh

[jolly zinc]

the first skill doesnt stun of windwalker tho

[crude pasture]

It does stun

It has a range

For the stun

[glad pebble]

you have to dash through the enemy

[glad pebble]

if you’re still on two hours from now I’ll join you

[desert valve]

guys im being carried by reaper

[halcyon wind]

sure

[desert valve]

im 0 to 6 rn

[midnight osprey]

Are you doing damage at least

[crude pasture]

@midnight osprey that's Max's stats on the daily bases

[midnight osprey]

Go get some water, helps more than you think

[glad pebble]

kill a teammate with a burner

[midnight osprey]

You're talking a lot of trash for being a person stealing kills

[glad pebble]

1n8 incoming

[crude pasture]

Can't steal them when you hit that 20 dmg

[midnight osprey]

Ngl should count as a kill, would see me only kill tomika for the fun of it

[harsh sun]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-chat-cat-fall-hello-chat-cat-gif-24961178

[crude pasture]

Hi ashhhh

[crude pasture]

Aw hell no

[glad pebble]

yes drop his kismet points

[midnight osprey]

I leave the enemies on a ventilator on my bad games

[hardy dock]

hello world hello usa

[midnight osprey]

That hollowpoint from that one WW game is still having me mad btw

[crude pasture]

Out of all the people I know you would scream his one shot but I have to hit 150 to kill him

[midnight osprey]

Every ''one shot'' have been factual

https://tenor.com/view/think-about-it-use-your-brain-use-the-brain-think-brain-gif-7914082

[crude pasture]

Mhm.....

[midnight osprey]

I am not like the french teammates we've had

[crude pasture]

Wow

I see how it is

[crude pasture]

Exactly your worse

[midnight osprey]

Says the man always hungry

[crude pasture]

I prefer being hungry then bottom

[glad pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/youre-your-gif-22328611

[midnight osprey]

If we look at all the @orchid knoll's you've done, you are going against your own words

[glad pebble]

I like being a bottom

[midnight osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/eyes-gif-12415677133864599416

[glad pebble]

oh wait

I have misread this conversation

[crude pasture]

Listen

Listen

[crude pasture]

HUUUUH?

[austere thicket]

[glad pebble]

we listen and we don’t judge

[crude pasture]

No your not

But then again you seen much worse

[orchid knoll]

Have I?

[crude pasture]

Probably

Your older

[orchid knoll]

You’re*

[crude pasture]

...

[glad pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/youre-your-gif-22328611

[crude pasture]

Unbelievable

[orchid knoll]

Ahhhhhhhhhhh

[midnight osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/ricolino-scolari-gif-12061360726599077047

[crude pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gun-gif-8510554628372069925

[midnight osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/madagascar-penguin-wave-smile-boys-gif-4858940

[crude pasture]

@orchid knoll and when are you gonna q with me

[midnight osprey]

That's like throwing a round rock and thinking it'll skip on the water

[orchid knoll]

I’ve passed you

[crude pasture]

WDYMMM

[glad pebble]

fahh

[crude pasture]

HUUUH?

[echo ibex]

[orchid knoll]

Yeah can’t q unlucky

[crude pasture]

She probably has me nicknamed as "never play with this person"

[orchid knoll]

That’s a good idea

I have a few others I can note

You can be number 1

[glad pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/sweating-nervous-wreck-gif-12986085083782148824

[crude pasture]

I didn't do nothing

To deserve that

😭

[echo ibex]

[desert valve]

guys i accidently threw in a duel

[glad pebble]

give me it then

[orchid knoll]

It happens

Not to me

But it happens

[glad pebble]

me when I lie

[orchid knoll]

[lean mesa]

hi

[halcyon wind]

screw this game, and screw the players

[dark stump]

hi

[desert valve]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-crying-meme-doggo-crys-megan-soo-crying-dog-gif-5276199764143986284

[orchid knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/aur-naur-oh-no-cat-sad-cat-cat-cry-gif-25708358

[halcyon wind]

I win 3 in OT, still not enough for my mates to finish off the rest

[echo ibex]

It happens to the best of us, not me tho. Can’t get a kill in game but I can get kills in duels

[dark stump]

🐸

[orchid knoll]

Hey

[orchid knoll]

Atta girl

[glad pebble]

your first mistake was being in plat

[orchid knoll]

Wow

[halcyon wind]

I didn't play since season one, obv the rank gonna go down

[orchid knoll]

[echo ibex]

Nooo you just got back you can’t leave yet

[glad pebble]

yeah ik it’s not your fault it’s just the natural outcome

[halcyon wind]

I lose even if I drop 30 😭

[crude pasture]

Nyah

[dark stump]

took me 2 weeks from gold 5 to ace

[orchid knoll]

Well the games not cod

So

[glad pebble]

nya <3

[echo ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-love-heart-snap-gif-10805514

[dark stump]

https://tenor.com/view/chum-dance-fragpunk-fragpunk-chum-chum-dance-gif-6283151586647647789

[glad pebble]

[echo ibex]

Trust it gets better I promise 😭

[halcyon wind]

was plat 5 last night, I'm plat 2 now, was 99RP too

[halcyon wind]

there are never any comms!!!

[glad pebble]

reap fear not l

I got you

in two hours

[crude pasture]

We give coms on the ethernal mind cable

[glad pebble]

vibecomming

[echo ibex]

Oh yeah the no comms are a problem sometimes but I’m also at fault with those because I don’t like talking in the game unless I’m in a party with someone.

[desert valve]

if someone we're to gift me auras skin i would love them?

[echo ibex]

It’s like solo queuing siege

[crude pasture]

Roll for dance

[halcyon wind]

why don't you comm? it's so ez w comms

[glad pebble]

-2

is that enough

[halcyon wind]

I'd lose barely 15% of matches if I have a full team w comms

[crude pasture]

@midnight osprey

[crude pasture]

You stand in the middle of the battle ground and do nothing your confused as much as everyone else near you a nice melody is hearable but unsure what to do with

[echo ibex]

While there is a female base, the rude people in the gaming industry is still very prevalent and I’ve had crazy things said to me in this game. So I just only talk to who I’m playing with

[dark stump]

see, nw

[halcyon wind]

brotha, I'd rather not play this game atp

[dark stump]

bro... there isnt comms in ace so dont expect any ngl

[glad pebble]

fr

[dark stump]

i mean, your choice

[glad pebble]

I played with a guy yesterday a few times in a row and we lost our first game and he blamed me

[dark stump]

you ranked up 3 times i a day though

[halcyon wind]

ik, I'd actually enjoy the game if ppl weren't so ahh

[dark stump]

so the grind should be fairly easy for you

[glad pebble]

so I just messed with him until he gave up and joined the bit

[crude pasture]

Damn

[halcyon wind]

it should be, but these ppl are beyond horrible

[desert valve]

me you mean

[echo ibex]

The issue with lower lobbies is there are bots sometimes. But once you hit like diamond up it gets better.

[glad pebble]

I lost my duel cause I got 1 tapped with a shotgun 💔

[crude pasture]

Gotta grind out from the rank you in it's the only way

[dark stump]

i mean... in non-advanced elo (dia and below) there might be bots if the queue takes too long

[glad pebble]

I’ve had bot matches before in low ranks

[halcyon wind]

bots are killing this game

[round shadow]

help shard point count freeze then unfreeze into a different number like it teleported???

[desert valve]

i have 0 kills help

[glad pebble]

you’re actually more likely to lose a bot match cause it’s basically a 1v5

cause your teammates are all bots

it’s really dumb

[crude pasture]

Could be worse like I did to gigi yeeted her up in the air in duels and snipe her

[round shadow]

guys who took my shard point i never had it but it was there then it wasn’t and now scoreboard mad at me

[crude pasture]

Didn't even took 2 sec of the round

[glad pebble]

fragpunk bots also snap to targets

it’s basically just aimbot

[crude pasture]

"Aimboy " 😭😂

[halcyon wind]

no broo, this is actually super bad

it's unplayable

[desert valve]

https://tenor.com/view/fragpunk-frag-punk-pathogen-meme-video-game-gif-9799823641429514748

[crude pasture]

Take windwalker

Easy

[glad pebble]

Ong

character is so broken

[dark stump]

well there isnt many players that play anymore so they need to fill with bots in low elo so you dont need to queue for a whole 20 mins

[austere thicket]

If only there was a lancer to solve all of your problems.

[glad pebble]

it’s windwalker

[crude pasture]

Bikini chum skin

[halcyon wind]

I keep q'ing w the same ppl anyways

[echo ibex]

That was me, I didn’t think you needed them

[desert valve]

guys a bot it better than me rn

[austere thicket]

What the…you know what? Fine. I’ll allow it. 😅

[echo ibex]

FELT THAT

[desert valve]

im getting carried so hard by reaper

[crude pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/gaming-grinding-vivaladirtleague-vldl-epicnpcman-gif-25970584

[echo ibex]

last night was SO bad for me. My hands were cold because it was literally almost 50 degrees in my house

[heavy elbow]

LFG Singapore / Japan server

[halcyon wind]

I'm doing only dmg this match ngl

[echo ibex]

And I just can’t play with cold hands

[crude pasture]

Told u already gloves 🧤

[glad pebble]

you sound just like a friend of mine

it’s uncanny

[crude pasture]

@echo ibex when we 2v1 hm

[slow mango]

I’m becoming you

[austere thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/vldl-viva-la-dirt-league-epic-npc-man-vldl-rowan-vldl-my-man-gif-24914320

[glad pebble]

he plays games in his basement and it’s always freezing, so sometimes he has to put his hands under hot water to warm them up

[crude pasture]

Not even close

[echo ibex]

We we are working rn. I’m here until 8pm

[echo ibex]

He’s sick and it’s your fault

[slow mango]

Every sentence I have to cough

[crude pasture]

Skill issues

[orchid knoll]

Guys they just fired me as cc - can I throw now?

[crude pasture]

I don't cough anymore

[echo ibex]

I had to turn my blowdryer on to warm them up last night

[echo ibex]

Yeah

[glad pebble]

the burner is speaking to you like the green goblin mask

[austere thicket]

Sure.

[crude pasture]

You don't have hot water? 😭

[orchid knoll]

LMFAOOOO

you know the dark arts

I’m just a clumsy girl

[glad pebble]

what can I say I know ball

[austere thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/doja-cat-star-wars-gif-25078126

[orchid knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/pfft-erobb-stubbies-try-not-to-laugh-gif-16095012407725024477

[echo ibex]

I do but I don’t like when my hands are wet

[heavy elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/npc-behavior-be-like-gif-10607292567092564523

[glad pebble]

oopsie~

[crude pasture]

Ah

[echo ibex]

Same thing with lotion I don’t like lotion between my fingers

[glad pebble]

towel

oh wrong message

[glad pebble]

towel

[crude pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/animehug-gif-4492243580644690368

[echo ibex]

I mean that’s what I use when I wash my hands

[desert valve]

@halcyon wind we gotta lock in so hard

[orchid knoll]

I always say no when my nail tech asks if I want lotion hate it

[heavy elbow]

no asian people here 🥹

[young mica]

guess you're getting the hose again

[halcyon wind]

WHO'S WE?!

[desert valve]

nah imma go swat rn

[orchid knoll]

LMFAOOOO

[slow mango]

Skill issue he says

[glad pebble]

BAHAHHAHA

[halcyon wind]

imma lose my mind!

[desert valve]

imma be looking in every corner

[echo ibex]

I’m gonna be saying that when you don’t clutch the 2v1

[halcyon wind]

just use your game sense, it's so easy bro

[heavy elbow]

are you guys playing right now?

[orchid knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/cortisol-spike-cortisol-high-cortisol-gif-13607448483983265319

[desert valve]

yea

[heavy elbow]

can I join?

[slow mango]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-happy-miss-you-tail-gif-24314518

[heavy elbow]

I'll use my diamond smurf

[glad pebble]

display the true power of women in stem

[crude pasture]

Yup there is none listen we can play if I'm on but you might gonna need to pocket sage me while we find your friends

[orchid knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/but-doggy-cute-amcorgi-corgi-gif-16158210

[echo ibex]

Girl same I just feel slimy the rest of the day

[heavy elbow]

[desert valve]

in match rn but sure after

[orchid knoll]

Yeah - Lowkey hate the cuticle oil as well

[heavy elbow]

My gender is Male btw

😎

not female

😂

[orchid knoll]

Umm

Twin what you saying

[crude pasture]

[agile plume]

Its the beard version

[orchid knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/shy-shy-smile-oh-really-happy-smiling-gif-9758877020284948183

[agile plume]

Your true potential

[heavy elbow]

yeah beard bersion of Slay

[austere thicket]

That you found your best friend in another country. 🙂

[heavy elbow]

😂

[crude pasture]

Loool

[orchid knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/my-besto-friendo-jujutsu-kaisen-zorothex-gif-23553828

[heavy elbow]

YESSSSSS

[agile plume]

Everytime I see that f ahh character w9th the beard

[crude pasture]

We can do a fully family meeting fr

[heavy elbow]

let me know when can I join

I just pretend to be a girl for you guys to accept me

I'm sorry

[orchid knoll]

[crude pasture]

[orchid knoll]

Good enough for tomika

[echo ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/laugh-spit-drink-gif-15962434655473821932

[orchid knoll]

Just meow on mic

[crude pasture]

Diabolical

😭😂

[slow mango]

Mommy

[heavy elbow]

I'll say uwu in VC

[echo ibex]

That’s is true

[glad pebble]

yall chill with trans ppl?

[crude pasture]

Coming from mommy

[heavy elbow]

very asian accent of UWU

[glad pebble]

mommy? where

[echo ibex]

They’ll eat it up

[agile plume]

Ayo LMAOOO

[crude pasture]

It's senior slay

[desert valve]

yep

[glad pebble]

“pretend”

[covert cipher]

Is it down again??

[glad pebble]

@orchid knoll I hear you’re mommy

[crude pasture]

Listen could be worse look up my name if it's male or female lol

[slow mango]

Tomika likes to say that but it’s just false

He thinks slay is his mommy

[heavy elbow]

yooo you have ballks tomika?

[crude pasture]

You literally said mommy

[slow mango]

I didn’t say it to anyone

[crude pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/chihaya-anon-anon-chihaya-bang-dream-bang-dream-its-mygo-bang-dream-its-mygo-episode-12-gif-3930304106434746850

[echo ibex]

So now we can’t just say words

[crude pasture]

Lies

[crude pasture]

I know him too well for this

[slow mango]

You don’t know me at all

[glad pebble]

I’m saying mommy

[crude pasture]

I saw your back

[glad pebble]

and I mean it

[crude pasture]

I took pic too

A selfie

[echo ibex]

[echo ibex]

Is the phone okay

[covert cipher]

I Lost my internet connection during competitive and couldnt get back in time

Rn

[crude pasture]

Nah he didn't fit in it

[heavy elbow]

@desert valve

you still playing?

[echo ibex]

[crude pasture]

Gotta give him a surgery to make him a midget

[echo ibex]

You might have come to terms with being short but you can’t get rid of tall men

[orchid knoll]

No it’s @heavy elbow

[desert valve]

yea just finishing round

[glad pebble]

damn it

[slow mango]

Facts

[echo ibex]

All I ever say are straight facts

[crude pasture]

....

Wow

[slow mango]

I’m starting my Toji training arc when I get unsick

[crude pasture]

@orchid knoll

[agile plume]

I thought u where a woman at first too

[echo ibex]

You can get shin surgery to be taller.

[heavy elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/finn-black-finn-buff-finn-pookie-pookie-bear-gif-16751648794324013942

[crude pasture]

You ain't the only person dw loll

[agile plume]

[desert valve]

I LOCKED IN!!!

[crude pasture]

The dms I was blessed with is just amusing

[heavy elbow]

ping me when finish

[halcyon wind]

9/2/10 is crazy tho 😭 I'm literally only doing damage, like 140 mostly

[desert valve]

Whats your user

[desert valve]

hehe

[halcyon wind]

idk if we should play w an Asian

[desert valve]

we going to be a three

[slow mango]

It’ll be for slay fr fr

[desert valve]

sees

[heavy elbow]

Popuri#p7mvz

[halcyon wind]

cuz ping

[heavy elbow]

can I join now?

ohh wait

what's your RANK @desert valve

[crude pasture]

Problem is your afraid of women

[desert valve]

plat

[heavy elbow]

I think I have gold rank smurf

[echo ibex]

That’s your problem

[heavy elbow]

ok wait I'll login my gold account

[slow mango]

My problem is being a simp not afraid

[crude pasture]

I got mommy issues that's different

[agile plume]

Deadahh??

[desert valve]

@halcyon wind even with asia server still beter than bots

[echo ibex]

That’s not the only issue you have

[agile plume]

Where they trynna get some of that tomi

[crude pasture]

Nah it Is

[slow mango]

He’s got so many issues we’d need to have Santa’s list

[echo ibex]

[slow mango]

Fix him right up

[crude pasture]

Nah

Lel

[echo ibex]

We’d need a miracle

[slow mango]

Not even a miracle can fix Tomika

[crude pasture]

Ahhh I seeeee golden retriever

[desert valve]

guys im level 67 on the battle pass

[glad pebble]

boo

[crude pasture]

No

[slow mango]

No no I’m not golden retriever

[crude pasture]

DONT

[glad pebble]

🍅

[desert valve]

wym no

[slow mango]

https://tenor.com/view/bosnov-67-bosnov-67-67-meme-gif-16727368109953357722

[dark stump]

bro </3 im lvl 579

[crude pasture]

YOU SUMMON HER

[echo ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/hatsune-miku-67-67-meme-67-kid-fortnite-gif-3262181143038603091

[dark stump]

dont summon her

[austere thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/looking-at-something-jeremiah-o'keefe-tommy-lee-jones-the-burial-staring-at-something-gif-7664693017394076318

[dark stump]

"her" = "all the women online" i suppose

[strange linden]

as a new player what first skin i should buy

[echo ibex]

And poco

[crude pasture]

Specifically mommy

[dark stump]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[dark stump]

me?

[slow mango]

No me

[crude pasture]

Slay

[strange linden]

?

[dark stump]

whats ur fav gun

[echo ibex]

Whichever one you like?

[crude pasture]

Obsidian fever

[strange linden]

i like DISCIPLNIE

[desert valve]

you cant get that

[dark stump]

not fair

[strange linden]

and knife ig

[dark stump]

; _ ;

[dark stump]

ooh

[crude pasture]

MEMORY STOREE

[pallid warren]

https://tenor.com/view/67-kid-67-meme-67-minecraft-minecraft-steve-gif-3537229817063182690

[strange linden]

good gun right?

[austere thicket]

[crude pasture]

In eventty

[dark stump]

its gone....

[dark stump]

yess

[heavy elbow]

Finally I'm with @desert valve

[crude pasture]

Damn it

[strange linden]

what should i buy?

[dark stump]

lemme check my skins so i can decide

[strange linden]

aight

[desert valve]

me @halcyon wind and @heavy elbow are going to cook

[crude pasture]

Pressure jay to carry you cuz his a companion for a reason

[slow mango]

I’m queen

[echo ibex]

I know at least one of you are

[echo ibex]

You’re something

[dark stump]

so i can be mommy then, right

[echo ibex]

No

[slow mango]

Yes

[strange linden]

and if u can tell me where i can buy it

[dark stump]

but ma'am

[dark stump]

ofc

[slow mango]

Shut up

[echo ibex]

[crude pasture]

Nah she's right

[strange linden]

thx

[slow mango]

[dark stump]

you can get "starship miracle" for free by doing quests in "anniversary event", if u dont want to go there u can either gamble in "custom lucky draw" or buy the new one thats in the shop

[slow mango]

You’re disgusting

[echo ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/rowley-don't-call-me-dont-come-by-my-house-we’re-done-gif-13830806584161282948

[chrome jetty]

have a guy good pro settings

?

[crude pasture]

I prefer being disgusting then being a liar to my self within

[strange linden]

where i find the free quests

[heavy elbow]

fix your sensitivity and crosshair

[chrome jetty]

yes all codes

for all

can i have your settings ?

[slow mango]

You’re using too many big words

[dark stump]

lobby --> "anniversary celebraition" --> shardverse voyage card

[crude pasture]

Cries in console

[desert valve]

guys a izchel just slammed her knife up me

[crude pasture]

Rephrase it in English

[desert valve]

She hit me from below

[dark stump]

the quests are "play any mode for 120 mins" "play 10 games" "score 10 headshots with discipline" "deal 2500 damadge with dicipline" and after those 4 quests are done u unlock the "kill 30 enemies with dicipline"

[crude pasture]

proceed to make it worse

[slow mango]

Can I watch

[glad pebble]

every girl is mommy

if they want to be

[desert valve]

i have it recorded so yea

[dark stump]

im a man though

gulp

[glad pebble]

for now

[strange linden]

thx my boi

[dark stump]

nw pookie

[slow mango]

https://tenor.com/view/you-don't-have-to-be-the-bad-guy-you-dont-have-to-be-the-bad-guy-lego-movie-lego-movie-2-lego-batman-movie-gif-10938690056736395366

[glad pebble]

the winds are changing @dark stump

[echo ibex]

That can change

[glad pebble]

you should change with them

[dark stump]

whaaaat

[strange linden]

the bundle that costl ike 40$ worth it?

in th sohp

[glad pebble]

we’re forcefemming you

[slow mango]

@dark stump we’re changing I guess

[dark stump]

; - ; help im scared

[crude pasture]

They ain't got a choice

[slow mango]

https://tenor.com/view/switching-sides-cod-gif-18423967619894991476

[dark stump]

i bought it but its really depending on what guns u use

[crude pasture]

It's like when you actually call your teacher mom @glad pebble No choice

[strange linden]

i mean in tearms of looks thats not that good like the old ones?

[dark stump]

https://tenor.com/view/jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-jjk-fight-jjk-fighting-gojo-gif-15967256988010385725

[glad pebble]

I can see the future

[desert valve]

im cooking rn

[glad pebble]

you don’t live to be a man tomorrow

[slow mango]

We’ll find the cutest dresses for you don’t worry

[dark stump]

i love the sounds, i dont focus alot on gun modells

[glad pebble]

YESS

[crude pasture]

@slow mango Poco your cooked

[echo ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/diosa-bocchi-gif-24958399

[glad pebble]

we’re gonna put you in cute skirts

[strange linden]

and whats the best hero to the new players

[dark stump]

; - ;

[slow mango]

We’ll make follx wear knee high socks

[glad pebble]

YES

[dark stump]

try out windwalker

[crude pasture]

@dark stump loool

[desert valve]

https://tenor.com/view/sabpie-sab-skirt-spin-cute-gif-26993262

[echo ibex]

He has legs for days he’ll be fine

[slow mango]

Apparently my waist is snatched STILL don’t know what that means

[glad pebble]

holy team effort

[crude pasture]

That's...yk what I say nothing lol

[echo ibex]

That’s tea

[desert valve]

https://tenor.com/view/fat-man-belly-jiggle-gif-3043652084411606679

[glad pebble]

you’re skinny as hell

you’ll make a perfect girl

[slow mango]

I’m not that skinny

[echo ibex]

Body is tea is what it means

[glad pebble]

the numbers don’t lie

[slow mango]

Tf does this mean

[crude pasture]

Poco is a tall princess

[echo ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/the-originals-hayley-marshall-i-am-so-done-with-these-people-im-done-with-these-people-done-gif-26522874

[crude pasture]

Your cooked

[glad pebble]

even I don’t follow that one shadow

[echo ibex]

Body is tea

[glad pebble]

ehehehe

[echo ibex]

Yall are cracked wdym

It’s used SO OFTEN

[glad pebble]

we’re cracking eggs here

[slow mango]

I’m a pwetty pwincess

[dark stump]

im more than just skinny ; _ ;

skeleton build

fr

[glad pebble]

I think this is a straight girl thing

[echo ibex]

That’s in right now

[glad pebble]

relatable

[heavy elbow]

EZ game @desert valve

[desert valve]

COOKED SO HARD THEY SURRENDERD

[heavy elbow]

200 ping is playable

[glad pebble]

I’m finally getting fat in my thighs

[heavy elbow]

🤣

[desert valve]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-tongue-gif-5470663296754303074

[dark stump]

banger

[desert valve]

@halcyon wind we cooking!!!!!

[heavy elbow]

is this really EU server?

[dark stump]

i want some muscles but i need to eat food

; _ ;

[young mica]

why not both

[desert valve]

tbh it was down so

[halcyon wind]

ye, I'm Diamond soon