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Been there done that
Had one game earlier where I couldn't function, did absolute dogwater
me yesterday
Got some water next game and ngl that water boosted me
I will never forget my awful games from season 1 ngl
Went 0/8 a couple of games in a row and was just actively losing my mind
OOOF
Water is booster
Water does wonders, everyone should get some right this second
well hey, whats your ign ill add you
Me in 2020 in bs
or i can give mine
| Frog |#i1v6p
Wow u have really weird and drained Naim
Even got a frog head for axon
Collout to ps5 euro
362 clocked hours ๐๏ธ ๐ ๐๏ธ
U have everything in game i wrong?
724 at the moment on steam
I jave 120 hr
That's also only on my main
Dam
๐๏ธ ๐ ๐๏ธ
@crude pasture Where are youuuuu
...
Can't even eat in peace
We got some alts either for fun or if we do ranked with others
Not in our hands
March wanted me to tell you to be quick
So eat faster, just chug the whole bowl
oh hey
@midnight osprey do you know how i get the inspection melee
yea
Click escape, and then on the bottom right you'll have the inspection system
my main is ace atm so made an alt for faster games, i got it to ace and now iโm on my 2nd alt
Then ifk
no i know but everything is locked
Meet the requirements stated there and you'll probably be accepted
can i dm you what i see
Can post a screenshot of it in #community-help
perfect
U love frogs?
Best animal this earth has and will ever see
Can u tell (big) story how u fall in love with frogs?
I had frogs as pets when I was a kid, one of them escaped and killed itself under my bed and I couldn't find it for a couple of days, so I stole it's identity
my girlfriend does too
we went to the store one day and i let her "window shop" and every frog thing she fawned over i bought behind gher back the next day lol
Wow
As you should 

i posted btw'

shes done the samew thing for me. she knew i needed new work boots and when we went to a store for her to see new shoes i noticed some cool boots i liked, we left a bit later and she told me she had to go use restroom and bought them for me :>
Froggyyyy
Now that is a W lady
Diorrrrrrr
dang. i might main wildstyle after i finish sonar
Pretty sweet character to be honest
shes a good defense and support type
How are you
I'm doing pretty good, how're you doing?
i agree๐
frog mukbang >>>
lmao hahahahaha
@midnight osprey are yall still full up?
disgusting
I wish your family such an amazing christmas and I hope that you arrive late and possible hit a tree
I gave you cards for the event
And you say this 
We could do some standard games 
am i too low rank for yall?
Yeah we're currently playing against top players in our ranked games
Yeah lol
i requested and got insta rejected lol
I probably have the damn setting on ngl
You down for a vc?
sure
Have to restart my ps
Oof
@austere thicket watcha doing
Heyy yalll
Hello Jay
I stopped playing for a little
Little he says
A whole new lancer came out while i was gone๐ญ
We had a full blown funeral for you
IM SORRY
You missed out ON EVERYTHING
You missed out on tomika's maid outfit
Hi there everyone and good night from me ๐
I am about to go sleep now in bed. I am so tired and exhausted from being whole day busy with work shift and some errands and tomorrow morning have business journey โค๏ธ for work on the special ship in shipyard which we need to finish this month. Have a great night and see you all.

Tournament
Snowstorm event
Anniversary you kinda catch it still
Events
Skins
God dawm
ive played loads in the last few days
DANG
Hi there everyone and good night from me ๐
I am about to go sleep now in bed. I am so tired and exhausted from being whole day busy with work shift and some errands and tomorrow morning have business journey โค๏ธ for work on the special ship in shipyard which we need to finish this month. Have a great night and see you all.
no need to send it twice mate, thank you
and a good night.
played for 3 days and im already level 36 in the bp
You're insane!
Honestly ive gotten so bad since i last played
Also i would have killed myself if i missed the chance to get the flourish skins
@crude pasture im on val haha
| Frog |#i1v6p
@desert valve sorry, what was your question?
guys is there an any active code?
i was being ignored by maxx but he answered dw also sorry for pinging๐ญ
Ah damn
Ah, all good mate
guys is there an any active code?
Heyo, there are no more codes.
i m new i didnt use anything
Can u leave rq ash
Welcome, but there are no more codes to use.
Joining in on my ps5
join
matchmaking is so bad rn
any active code?
No sorry
Nope
answer hasnt changed in the past minutes you asked mate
got some opportunities in the events to get some stuff rn
Slay if there is a 2v2 tornie would you like to be my duo

Okay man thanks
๐
uhmm depends when
@midnight osprey 3 more hours till we get in
Also hi Jay
HIII BOOOO

Sounds about right
๐ญ
Crazy
๐ซ ๐ฉธ ๐

@fast thunder 
Come vc
I didn't even say anything ๐ญ
You
No can do
Side eye

Yeah ive had 23 shots of vodka in 2 hours
No
Shut it baldy
Ayo
You demon
Lol
YEAH TELL HIM
@midnight osprey help i cant even load into scrimge
Ur besti was js saying he misses u
who agrees chum should get a women robot thats another lancer and they get married
Omw to the office rn
Please only speak english in the Main chat
โค๏ธ
Thank you for understanding
New name new life @midnight osprey
๐ฅฐ
You never kissed me back in the FP chat
Iโm sorry :( I was LOCKED in bro
AYO
๐


No skins for me todayyyy๐งโ๐ฆฒ
Naw naw naw I need a meow
๐
#TomikaRacism
We can only explain it in a vc
Geta changing his tag like itโs banana bread a work dude
He's mean to my twitch username because it's not in english
He should change his played game to UNO
tags are like tshirts, you wear what's comfortable on the day ๐
Geta out here like a philosopher
Not tomika he sits there without a shirt on a leather chair
Thats why i never wear them

sticky...
the channels need fixing it takes me 8 hours to find main chat
fix the game ffs
Iโm on it you can rely on me
#Maxx&Pocoyo
Dear god
Me too ...me too...

๐ซ ๐ข ๐ฉธ ๐ ๐ฅบ
๐ ๐ฅฐ ๐ซ ๐ ๐งโ๐ง
Who got the cool hair
๐ฆ ๐ซ ๐ง ๐ญ ๐ง ๐ซ ๐
You
Guys I've spent 10 grand on fortnite Marvel rivals and Fragpunk Combined๐
I have a problem guys
hi slay boo
Slays ignoring me
๐ญ
Guys I had 3 takeaways last week am i insane?
I got kicked in the head yesterday sooo
i wish
I did throw a tenis ball into his ankle but whatever
The teacher saw and blamed me when she found out about the tenis ball
and im in yr 11 but the kid was in yr 9
BYE MAXX BYE TOMIKAAA!
I gtg
wsp guys
Hello! 
If you have any questions ask Maxx The one with the frog Pfp and he will sort you out. Also Heyyyyyy.๐ซถ
gotchu

How are you feeling?
I'm feeling great actually! Slight coughs left but completely healthy otherwise
Guys the game isn't dead tho right? Constantly getting bot lobbys right now
I literally just got home after work and a run. ๐
same
Oof
No the games not dead.
Was going to check if you wanted to hop on some standard with us 
but making me get more mvp so canโt complain lol
It kinda sucks because the game is fun but only with real players
In a bit. Eating dinner.
is synix a dev
I have no idea. ๐
I'm about to get off now though
gotta get me some rest before class tomorrow morning
No worries, bro! We can play another time. ๐
Now this sounds like a sweet plan 
Anyone having an issue where every now and then a bullet gives you a hit marker indication that it landed on an enemy but it doesnโt deal damage tho?
YES its so frustrating
Awh Iโm getting loved 
Anyone else getting there names temp change to Lancer###
can anyone help fragpunk keeps crashing for me
Try again
I believe it was the server issue for a brief moment if not try #community-help
Lock in twin
HI
hiii
oof
3 stack in ace is not the move 
you got it
sorry I took my ques when I left 
Meanie say sorry
We were gonna have a goated trio too 
who was it?
Sniper and Krxms on MnK
wsp
anyone know when plasma x leaves?
has there been any mention of when they are going to fix these performance issues for pc in the last major update?
โ
HI
hiyaa
w00t
Q up ranked
What kind of issues are you referring to, Iโve been playing on pc since launch and I havenโt had any issues
Wondering the same
โFix ur gameโ โwhat should we fixโ โโฆโ

only issues i've had were small fps drops
Yeah but things like that are very specs dependent
the only issues i have is no revolver skin for the vvicious
Like Iโve got a great pc that I built last summer and Iโve never experienced any lagg or issues
Valid
You still have time for custom lucky draw
If u want the phantom fleet
Or just do some quest and get the โanniversary eventโ one
..?
hi
Hii
Hi everyone and good morning from me and happyThursday โค๏ธ
Just travelling with my boss to work in the office and around city errands so will see you all in the evening when I be back home as we have whole day work โค๏ธ See you all and much love and have a good day.
Damnโฆ what happened to FragPunkxD I just downloaded it again after a Long time and i only see stupid aim locking, weird snapping Controller Player.
Need one for toy Frontline chapter 1-6 pls help dm me
Need more friends to play fragpunk with 
Q up ranked
My teammate report me for not playing good ? Does my account will get banned ?
no ๐ญ
I report Tomika from time to time
You could be reported for straight up hacking you'll be fine
Slay wfh?
Tell em f the office
i have bad news for u brother
my boss doesnt care but his boss might
i should be doing 2 days...i do one...
If the productivity stays rhe same he should succ it
did anyone get the ''Origin Lancer'' title or smth
Definitely we won't get it
I think
newbies will receive that
howโs que times today
so is nobody else lol?
only 1k over steam online
Cai
Good morning! 
Taking me too long to search for a ranked game ๐
put crossplay on
Ohhh hey itโs been a while ๐
With PC too?
yea
air i needed that
nah cant find that option
fr its so annoying
its on the select mode screen
real , the queue is actually crazy Iโm on a HOUR queue rn
with cross play on btw
idk why youre waiting so long, just played on EU; 3 matches all under 5 min queues
Let's beat him up
He can't keep getting away with this

can u send ss??
You on pc or console
...
pc
Yeah you're getting beat up
press the select mode screen
Only console got the crossplay settings
and then look top left
oo ok
You gotta kiss me now
I stay in shape just I can always beat my siblings in a race
@midnight osprey that's max thing ain't mine
Just jealous

Tomisneako
@orchid knoll you are rhe person for this
When does the new jjk episode drop?
I dont feel like going to my website and clicking off 90 spam ads trynna go there
should be in 3 hours i think
actially im wrong
6pm CET
Dang so every thurs
The only thing thatโll make me feel better
Is Tomika bottom fragging games
I'll bait him
In the name of poco, tomika shall fall
We gotta sabotage him one game

Morning
It was on ceaserena
Every 2 seconds someone somewhere in the world neglects to choose one of the new cards. Trillions of people are having strokes because of this and are dying every minute. Educate yourselves on the new cards and ensure that you are refreshing any cards that are not the new cards so that you may get the new cards and help out your fellow lancers. You can make a difference, you can save lives, you can be the hero this game needs.
morning ma'am!
GOOD MORNING YALL!

How are you??
GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE HOW ARE YOU??
Thatโs my favorite map 
Depending on how attack goes i dont think its a bad map but who ever decided there needed to be 3 sites needs to be fired
Who else thinks auras divine beast skin is her best?
I'm doing good look at me on kissy lb
I'm still waiting so I can get that skin
I'm so close
Lol
For the free coins
Ooooooo youโre on that grind!
Anniversary event gives 2500
Even tho you miss all your nades
But thatโs okay itโs the thought that counts
yea i've been using those for the custom thing
Itโs better than me missing all of my shots 
Oh๐
You wanted that kismet skin hmmm
guys i have 3 lancer statues but i have all the lancers unlocked
3 free lancers for next season fr
honestly for the price of those ultra cans every week i need them๐ญ
Loool
Oh
Cesar salad map
The salads of the 7 tables
Itโs all your fault
Wow
sees
DONT LET HER LURE YOU IN
Go see that movie. Youโll immediately feel better at the end. ๐
SHES A GOTH ON THE CEILING
๐ฃ
stop being weird
Jokes on you I want that

I will now :3
Nooooo
Hereโs the thing: Iโm always weird. ๐
well i wasnt talking to you though
so keep doing it
Listen here mommy
you're practically normal compared to tomika
Please stop adding invisible characters to the game.
Ohโฆ
im mvp rn
Wow thanks thatโs the closest thing to a compliment I can receive

๐
hope your cortisol spikes
This is my celebrity crush incase anyone wanted to know.
NORMAL?
I hope you get 9 hours of sleep
You know ball
so im over tired? wow what a piece of work you are
"me when someone steals my shard card" ๐ซ ๐
Micheal Cera has been my crush since I was a kid and saw him on arrested development. Skinny little nerdy looking guys are just my bread and butter ๐ญ
The more I sleep the worse I feel
7 hours is my sweet spot
Hes so good in scott pilgrim vs the world
Its got the best movie quote too
Not 6?
Iโm like a 5-6 hour girl or Iโm miserable the rest of the day
6-7
He is sooo good in Scott pilgrim. I also really liked him in Juno and Nick and Norahโs infinite playlist
TFYM piece of work 
The lego batman has him as Robin and its peak casting
Yk like the crappy macaroni art your kid makes that falls apart and you throw away
Kinda like that
maxi pad?
Micheal Cera is just goated
โYou are bullyโ
@midnight osprey slay just called you a maxi pad
lmfao
Y'all kissed passionately in vc while I'm fighting for my dear life
And Iโll do it again
MAXXXXXX
JAYYYYYYY
Do it

I hope you donโt
i will and i will leave him on 10 hp the entire time

I hope you lose within 10 seconds
Whenโs our next session
Maxi pad session or game
Either one
Damn good question, when tomika decides to start being normal
Wow so you hate me cuz thatโs never
Max hates me 
Not in a million years pookie patootie
That's me right now
You aim at your head and then self hit yourself
can someone play with me im so lonely
๐ญ
And then he asks โwho did thatโ
๐ญ
Fine ill play by myself๐
Jay out here ready to help everyone but no one ready to help Jay

Sad world we live in

guys i donโt wanna work anymore ive been here for like an hour and I am over it
Twins Iโve been here an hour and 20 mins and I still got 7 hours and 40mins
WHAT
you work 8 hours straight?
Yeah
During summers I average 55-60 work weeks on salary 
Breaks arenโt really a thing we just get to relax when we arenโt busy
Thereโs been a a few weeks Iโve work 75+ hour weeks
Iโm here until 8pm twin ๐ 
3 days? Try a week
I literally shower up do tests either pass or fail on stuff I have 0 clue about lol
And somehow pass
And since Iโm by myself I donโt get breaks or a lunch (illegal ik)
HELP
Iโve never worked a job where they just give out a break
And Iโve been working for 15 years lol
14
Unc
My last 3 jobs didnโt have breaks

almost my age
Iโm not unc 
Thatโs crazy I feel so old now
good
Have you ever worked a shift where itโs 5:45am to 11:00pm? lol with just one break for breakfast? Lol
No but Iโve work 4am-9pm before and had only 1 break for lunch
Thatโs honestly pretty close

Starbucks was a crazy time in my life
Iโm proud of my record I have at my old job where I got up to 89 hours in one week thankfully it was hourly too
My hours at Starbucks were very similar
89 hours?!!!
During 2018/2019- then they normalized 2020- 2023
Rookie numbers
Wowโฆitโs a good thing my job doesnโt allow me to work past 60 hours a week.
Yeah we kept count I had 89 my coworker had 85 and my boss had 84
When I was working at Starbucks and Sheetz Iโd work 65-70 hours at Starbucks and 40 hours overnight at Sheetz
i just got the botest teamates ever
There was a lot of car sleeping during that time
Sorry, Iโll get off ๐
Hmmโฆone question. How are you still alive?!!!
Yeah thatโs just shadow donโt mind her 
๐ซถ
But donโt worry sometimes I can clutch up
I wish I was at home playing games rn
Uhhh a lot of water we had a competition who could drink the most water and since our work supplied water bottles we had too many I came in last one day with 10 water bottles my coworker won with 15 lmao
i woke up at 6am then went to sleep again till 1pm
When Pocoyo missed every single sniper shot yesterday I was feeling a lot better about how I was playing 
Really?

MAXXXX
Poco said that you smell like BBQ sauce
Or when I took that picture
That is not true
Face timed him in game
JAYYYY
Iโm like 50 points off you boy
๐ธ โค๏ธ
Yeah itโs not often when he misses but when he does I get a little upset because thatโs supposed to be my carry
Oh- that is just not true I smell like polar ice gum and vanilla
Ermmmm you missed a lot one match
And? I donโt see a problem here
He's just jealous
Iโll have you know there wasnโt a single game I wasnโt below 3rd on our team :)
Heโs so jealous heโs so short
As a man you should always be carrying 
Also I heard thereโs a lot of cookies and cool stuff in the #counting-emoji channel you get so much cool stuff

Guys please everyone use #counting-emoji so Poco has something to do at work
Itโs fun to use :3
I put it in my favorites so that I actually see the notif for it
Idk if you want to do that lol too many notifications
Am I reading slay having enough of tomis comments?๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Itโs the only way Iโm gonna remember it
I think thatโs everyone saying that

Does anyone know when they will remove the pigment realm event?
I donโt know. ๐
Website event? If so, today
Should even be over now
I need a nice Pinot Noir
I actually asked this question because Iโm still playing the mode right now, I think maybe theyโll remove it tomorrow
I donโt drink. ๐
Iโll have a drink for you then
Hi
Hello! Welcome in! 

isnt it like barely midday there
Very much so

guys is there an any active code*
There is no active codes 
bru
you asked yesterday the same thing
no
unlikely to be any since there havent been any since launch a year ago
havent had wine in ages
Red wine >> beer/liquor
-# you should have some itโs good for you 
yesterday isnt today :))
But yesterday will be today and today will be tomorrow and tomorrow will all be yesterday

a little is
EwโฆAI slop.
omg brandon

Ew ai slop
Can you tell I hate generative AI and LLMs? ๐
Ewww ai slop
Iโm not a particular enjoyer of the artificial intelligence culture myself
Can we ban slay
boringgggg
I'm taking your ranked permissions away
Nah. We need to ban AI slop before slay. Have to get to the root cause.
You canโt someoneโs gotta carry you
Oh no watch out for your pinky toes heโs gonna slap them
You need to go to bed
@slow mango
May your next ranked game be a loss. Take it or double it for the next person
Double it and give it to the next person
@midnight osprey

May ur next 2 ranked games be a loss. Or u can double it and give it to the next person
@agile plume 20 mins
How does the mvp thing work? Im looking at people's profile and a lot of them that have more hours than me have way less mvps than me
?
top of the leaderboard
Cuz it depends how well they play ect
literally it
Depends on the score at the end?
Right?
Im heading to work in 20 minutes stalker
Yes

Like destroyed traps, healing, damage, kills, assist etc go towards score
ewww
That's something I do not know but I guess?
Yes
I thought it was the score
it is literally just being top of scoreboard at the end
MVP at
The end of games is score based
But healing someone automatically puts you in the 3 mvp thing
Is it a good mvp system or no
Yes but thatโs just badges
Ah
MVP itself is score based
Ahh oke
Yes
Which one lol
Only the top of the scoreboard player gets the mvp
Hmm ok
Ik ik
Worked from last week Wednesday till this upcoming monday
However mvp in profile doesnโt correlate to skill
That's is true
making dat dollar dollar
Damage is getting better
Iโm usually up there with the most damage % in games because I play Windwalker lmao
Cuz you can get mvps from any game mode and it will count towards it
I only play windwalker if I want to win
My damage is never reaching 1k average
Windwalker and meat maker is sooo op
Aura mains*
Sadly got payed already so now i gotta wait a month to see this dolla dolla

I wonder what the new lancer will be
Broken
That's what's gonna be
Most likely
lol
U saying wildstyle is broken?
Wonโt have to worrry about it till after next season
Since she's the newest
I think Iโm top 17 on WW rn?
She's surprisingly balanced lol
Wdym
Iโm not sure
Sheโs not broken but above average
The next lancer comes out after next season
They gotta nerd aura
????
Too much shielding and healing ๐ฅถ
Loo
And she does too much dmg
Aura needs a buff
Lol
her wall is insane
Sheโs just a better aura
โ ๏ธโ ๏ธโ ๏ธ
Nerd Aura? Sold.
If ixchel isnt nerfed by then my hairline will recede a little more
Quite literally
Same
They need to remove her heal ngl
that will upset sand tho
Itโs when you put the glasses cosmetic on aura
My friend used to main aura when she came out but after the nerfs he stopped playing her entirely kinda sad ngl
Itโs not needed at all
Yeh she was broken tho
Tbh they need to add some buffs to her
Inf health i guess
They need to rework her
If u have the right cards
Sand might end up learning to not use a dmr on her
Like I said before
Not if aura gets a buf๐ญ๐ญ
why when he's always top frag
i used to get like inf health in scrimige
she will get buffed out of the game and he will become the animal cosplayer he was destined to be 
@orchid knoll lose ur next 2 ranked games or double it and give to the next person
It's weird and makes no sense throwing away that rate of fire 
I hate ixchel
Try that on tukerzz then we cooked
@crude pasture take it
The t ability... that pull
4 loss in a row
Nah @high spoke this random person can take 8
random person is crazy
His fursona is dex?
@high spoke will lose there next 8 ranked games
NOOO
And Tomika takes all the blame
yee, hes gonna start rawr'ing when he gets a kill
noo my 1 winstreak
ive been plat for like 20 years
confiscation of elo
How are you faring?
sentenced to gold rank
Nah let them be in bronze
is there anyone in bronze tf
Carry me boo
Uh no one who doesnโt play hopefully
i need 6 more points till plat 4
I only play ranked for the token thingies for weapon skins
Slay episode 57 is out
Once I get pm Iโll help ppl to diamond
Yes
Slay you ignored me yesterday๐
i was busy
imma play ranked if i lose immma ๐ซ
Petition for this asap
I mean if u give it a bit
Chapter
other way round gng
each season has 2 chapters
Oh
honestly ranked isnt hard but when im going against 5 people cause my team couldnt even hit someone the size of the sun so its just me i cant really win.
๐
Yes every season you derank 1 rank diamond and - and if you above you derank diamond
Yes
season 4 def
Weโll know more soon enough, I guess. ๐
So id go from diamond to plat..
Yea
GUYS ITS A 1V4
Good luck
And I'm here trying to hit pm so I can do the rest on my alts next chapter 







