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YOU ARE OLDER THEN ME
WHY YOU THINK SHES MOMMY
ME?
Fr tho
LMAOAOAO
PAUSE.
True cant let subhumans spike my corti
Damn
LMAO
I STAND MY GROUND WITH IT
im true eve

PAUSE
YO DID U SAY AB ME
HOMESCHOOLED?
Gotta be
Cant be having 16 gap years
I HAD CLASS FROM 8 AM WITH 2 HOURS OF TRAVEL TILL 5PM 5 DAYS A WEEK
Lowk same
Whats your education in diddle dallying
@slow mango wake up max needs you
I js skipped some days
Cz my phone broke
I couldn’t access to anything
and they didn’t help me out
how much down the mines
So now I got new phone and I was able to fix it
LMAO
yes
ur food can wait
It can’t
We cant let this slide YOU ARE atleast 5 years older
just gonna say i got denied white claws last weekend
Yall my long lost parents
cos i didnt have ID
Good morning
I don’t have that problem because all the stores near me know me so they never ID me 😂
Ahahahah
Yeah tho I’ve gone to like big shops aswell and been there before and they don’t ID me too
I don’t even look old I still look like when I was 16 lol
first stage is denial
Ye fr grandpa you gonna end up in hospital
"I havent touched alcohol in 2 years"
Nah gang ur just an orphan
Just without the cool superhero quirkz
I had a full 8 hours of sleep holy crap this feels amazing
early onset dementia
so sad
Good morning! 
Good Morning!
Also…and this is very important…
Happy Birthday, FragPunk!!! 🎂
Yuur post it
How was your flight
nah u and sand my parents
It was scary you weren’t there
did everyone clap
Plus I thought I was gonna miss my layover
No one clapped I cried tears of joy
Imma inv u for 1 game hurry
Too late spot gone now
Wow ok fah u
Ur telling me i walked to the gym and back and had a workout
What kind of feast are you having
Hi
hi
they should lwk add so i can add stickers to meteora
You walk to the gym? Why am I running to the gym? What am I doing wrong? /k
Forgot I had my queue going and am currently sitting on 43 minute queue time 😭
if ur on check something for me
hazel too useless
Unless you train for cardio strength running is doing less for your bmr then walking youll just burn through your glycogen storage and be able to have less strenght for intense weight lifting itl distract from your mind muscle connection
check group
Next time pooks
I’m getting on another flight in like 30 mins and you’re not gonna be there again

I'll be there in spirit 
I’m stuck in Ohio

Wait do you know where that is or no
Ohio is for lovers according to hawthrone heights
So I will be right there
Of course I do, I'm not tomika
Ohio is where the worst stretch of highway in the US exists. It’s the highway in between Cleveland and Columbus. There’s literally hundreds of miles of nothing.
Oh that sounds brutal
Sounds like you'd hate yourself by the end of the drive
Worst bridge on this planet is located in sweden though, it's the one that is connecting denmark. Second worst drive if we compare it to the ohio one
Kind of. I drove it a couple of times visiting family in New York and man…after that drive, I want to just get some fast food and see something other than trees. 😅
Just start pushing
You gotta stick your thumb out and hitchhike
playing the ''I see'' game
I see something green, over and over again
me omw to gym
The moment you say “I see something red” instant loss
yall im lowkey open to try new lancers... trust
My lancer rounds played:
top 1 path (2722)
top 2 hollow (115)
top 3 windwalker (55)
It’s not as bad, but the stretch in between Birmingham and Montgomery in Alabama warns you just before the rest stop that there is no exit for the next 150 miles and that if you are tired, you rest now. At night, there are no street lights and no signs.
Ay scrap the last one gang
Windwalker shouldnt be in any rotation "i play him the second my one trick gets picked"
I knew i forgot to reply to someone. I hope you get a decrease in pay and that tax season breaks wallet
Damn
unc hitting the unc insults
Its time for you to become independent from your parents and start paying bills
i pay everything already fym
neva

NOT YOU AVARAGE ADULT talking about this nepo baby
nepo baby 😭
I dislike seeing other people being nepo babys when i should be one
nepo babies don’t need 0.60 cents to buy a pass tbf😭
send friend req to socrates#mzb21 @orchid knoll
Hm sand speaking of my earlier rant about the current gym culture
Had one dude have full elbow sleeves and everything to push dumbels under 36kg
💀
Why take away muscle stress and just lift maybe 2 to 4 kilos lighter to build the actual strenght
Instead of having a lame ahh bench with elbow sleeves that completely rended effort useless now that 36kg will feel like 26 with the sleeves
So backwards 😭😭😭
I’m gonna crash out
I bought a portable charger just in time for my flight and it’s at 0% 😭
Nope! :)
Turn on batter saver on your phone.
@limber gulch post the sniper clip wheres my promised cli0
Clip

Nvm I see now
forget i said anything
LMAO took him with you
😭😭
You
Last bullet game winner
Why is that cat in…you know what, never mind. 😅
hes mewing
Why is ts chat full gifs
Idk lol
something to ponder
How are you
im good, just working and watching twitch. hbu??
I’m good, woke up late so I just got to work. Which is fine because it’s still before we open.
Goodbye everyone. I’m going to the world of irl
But I’m so tired and my eyes are heavy so it’s gonna take a lot to feel like a real person
oat vanilla latte rn
I need that!
is the lancer lb global or only EU if im EU?
I opened the axe instead of the fever 🙁
I also just got diamond 5 and then it throws you into ace matches 😭
Global
and normal lb isnt?
ahh ok ok

You could say that without the whatever and it’ll be true. 😅
dawg i just started 2 weeks ago, and i cant put in that much time
In low player base doesn't mean much
he

wanna be home and play rn
lowkey the 10k spending event shouldve been a one time permanent thing
Honestly, same.
Hey
Hello! Welcome in! 
Nice to meet you
Same here! 🙂
wym
How do i get rid of my roles?
To get rid of ”community event” just go into #roles and click ”click to claim”
I just walked 5 miles to a bus stop to see my partner and were gonna play frag punk when I get there
Holy Frick its hotter then hell out though 😭
yall anyone who wants to join our team, currently we need 3 backups
Hey
Hello! Welcome in! 
Where do I submit the invite code?
i am
Where do I verify?
Thank you
in my above message
Anytime! 🙂
fr
no unfortunetly
might come new similar events though
I just got dia 5 today and then it through me into an ace match and I got mvp 🤩 my day so good
@dark stump oi
I got the plasma axe instead of the fever
Look at ma rank now
so im crying

oi
For kissy
24
I got the lowest rounds in lol
xd
Literally got 300 everyone else 500-700
Like
Lol
I probably get top 1 on it and keep it ig
Cuz why not
holy
That's guaranteed
I got 7310p
Similar as my ww points
In such a short amount of times
Wild
I earned like 1300p so far
Or something
Or more
1600p today

are there bsb ferret clones?
I play with a dude named that but I just checked the #1 leaderboard dude's latest ranked match and he's also in there
only went -8
btwwww i got to ace today
im 2 away from ace 4
currently top 139 but i was 134 before last game
So your literally on the same rank as me
YET I DIDN'T SEE YOU ALL DAY IN MY LOBBY
What
No clue but the game allows you to have the same name cause anyway the # gonna be different for every player
i heard my wife top fragged in your games 
You never said hi to me and sand on the new map😔
I stole your girlfriend
I forgot

privet
what
#general-videos checkout :P
It's videos for a reason, please don't post images there
not pic ye?
have to go into id:customize and manually add it
Just sold my whole team 😭
i selled my wife for internet conection
1tb?
HI FEEET HOW UUU?
Yesterday i was getting ping of 148 on Europe server but today 312 why my wifi speed 500 mbs
Thank youuu
12 dolar
4 more hours
Yep! And then…the weekend!! 
nw
whats the point of ranked if it takes 20 blue moons for it to start
thats a region issue
sell your wife for internet
i cant sell your mom
is it worth it to go on grindr for gen old men so I can get the plasma fever?
I got the axe :/
@round shadow grade C?
i selled my wife
socrates?
how do you change the region if they only have a global server
yeah x
Because I’m getting the same on na west at most active hours
yeah lol
yeah i played like a couple games on that account only during 1st free fp coins event, will make it my new alt since the other one reached ace
erm they don't tho. you can change it on mode select screen
depends on time. rn EU, NA maybe in a few hours
gg will be ez then
why cant you change it on log in screen makes no sense
good question, that i dont know
wow guys
You are so loved 
You just had to ruin it, huh? 😅

Damn no 67 back
Nah. I’m way too old for that. All that brain rot, man. 😅
Brain rot for life bro
…as I’m sitting here at work looking at graphs and watching Financial Audit. 
I’d argue we are about the same age. You just need more whimsy in your life
Damn we go uncs here
I’m more of a Star Trek/sci-fi guy. 😅
Yep, both literally and figuratively. 
im a 40k fan and still enjoy whimsy 💀
Don’t you have homework to do or something
reminds me, i really need to buy some marazhai art
I mean my homework is kinda to get good in a competitive game so…
What’s that
I looked that up. That’s definitely slay’s thing. 😅
this guy
hes a character in my fav game
violent space elf

a tiktoker just asked me to queue with them to moan and then once I started moaning in the match they muted me 💀
they called me cracked tho 😛
goody

anyone else hate the fans in this game? like they could be so much better
I wanna whip it out and fan my fan and sparkles sparkles
but nah
I like kismets fan
is that the wheel one
I dislike that it blocks the screen
the new one is better gameplay wise as it’s translucent
But has less effects as a trade off
sad
is there any active codes?
Nope. No promotion codes.
😥
Nah toji better
anyone around master wanna que? #lfg-requests
I hate you 😭 I still haven't pulled Cryber Saint skin yet I have 2 pulls left 😔
anyone have a build to defeat the boss in the 3-3 phase???? i've already tried a hundred times
shockingly similiar vibes but yeah already seen a nice print on etsy of him i wanna get
need someone who can read japanese to verify the text tho 
Sorry can't help with that
turret build
whens the next Lancer releases?
Maybe next season? We don’t know yet.
New lancer every season
when do they usually get revealed
ANY CODES FOR FREE STUFF
Nope.
Boring
Few days before season
i play compouter game
thank you!
did it work?
NOT LIKE THAT
He's a dear friend
You would never win a 1v1 sniper battle against feet
ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE MOMMY I PROMISE
Biggest pet peeve is trying to lfg with someone. You send them their username and they end up just sending their name back like a lazy slag
I’m not your mommy bro
i love maki
Here you can't hurt me HEHE


My beloved
Weekend ranked protection I’m getting 15 minutes . Butapparently it’s a region issue eh 🤡
Stinky
Does being a mod for the team mean you have to be completely biased towards the game
Seems like it

If you don’t wanna play the game don’t play it
Seems like a pretty simple concept to me
It also seems like a pretty simple concept to freely speak your mind
When I talk to yall it’s like im talking to a programmed droid
So weird
Okay
New nickname unlocked

megumi zenin lowk...
haha
how do i paste gif
When is tomika gonna stop holding those people hostage in vc
you don't, use the in built discord default GiF function
wont let me
that is not the default, that is from your favorites
favorite GiFs are NOT default
@viscid scarabyou are unmuted, when the bot blocks a message, don't keep trying to post it or it will mute you
Its okay I can drop it for u
I main bad reputation but my headshot aim is cookt :(
anyone wanna play fragpunk with me?
I'm playing RIGHT NOW ON RANKT
never mind sorry my lag is detrimental
dudeee i should have saved my coins for the new bundle
uh how do i find ppl to play with

U force someone by gun point like I did to my duo


I’m fighting my phone battery right now
It’s died 3 times
is charging it too much of a sensible suggestion or
what are you playing to? best of 7?
hii ;3 im new to the server
Hello! 
hey welcome!
thank u! ☺️ how r u guys doing
someone just killed me seeing 1 pixel of my hair
Gotta love it when it happens
omg 😭😭
Should’ve said no
and my team mate playing aura when path is literally free
and the invis one
ill do that next time thanks
aura is so free if you use the fists
shes awful
movement speed + health
run up and punch em
it's been practicing my punching all this time
Up close and personal
HOW’S YOUR TRIP
I find a game and it's free because they are disconnecting:(
I just got to my hotel 😭 THIS IS THE COOLEST PLACE EVER
@old finch spider pulling everyone from seeing one strand of hair 😭
I shall be expecting pictures 
We all are 
Petition to have a emoji of a frog and penguin vibing together when
You can bet my shoes
@vivid flame PLEASE 😭
Bet just all your money on black
I will 
armpit hair 
Literally. The hair from hurricane arm and its over
Waiting for him to message in any chat so I can say good morning
bro
a chum pretending to party so he could take us all out while we were dancing
they want to win the 4v5 any means necessary
Let him know what the people want to

The people (me) have been wanting uno for almost a year
It’s even on sale right now
I’ll get you uno and more

Best reward there is trust
Will I ever use it? Nope
"rare" tier btw
What’s wrong with that 
It’s the same thing with the Halloween candy thing from the PvE mode
Im probably up in the thousands with those
stop baiting me

As soon as my phone hits over 40% it’s over for the casino
-# ( they’re winning )
They only win if you believe in yourself
You win in free refreshments
Is there a clear better AR or it depends on play style
Oof, I’m much better with a discipline but I am seeing more Fevers in ranked
Time to switch
Hit your headshots and it’s instant deletion
About to smack them so hard they felt the bullet 10 years in the past
Hello! @midnight osprey
Hello!
@agile plume @orchid knoll be ready
Damn, that bad lol
One fever headshot does around 90% of the enemies health 
when
home in like 15-20
wait nvm
it’s only lvl 9
need to level it up to 15
Should take less than an hour
Depending on queue times
Good queues and it’ll take you less than 40
should be easy with standard
yes then placement matches
cuz if i’m unplaced i can’t play with placed ranks right? (party q)
Placement will be bots, should be 40 tops given one or two games is real people
I believe so yeah since you’re unranked
peak
pop corn
<3
The Swedish singer that will play in Eurovision sounds like a 2014 Minecraft parody song
Huh
actually? </3
i know that u arent swedish in the blood but cmon man, u we're born here
Listen to it rn, and just picture a Minecraft parody song
Tf u mean pop corn tho
have u never seen the pop-corn song
We get it with all the <3, ur an e kitten
Someone told me that, so I decided to give it a listen and ngl they were correct
Man I knew that gif would be handy to keep
rakt in i elden?
or like, which one
Sanna Nielsen – Waste your love
According to Google that is the winner
I don’t watch Melodifestivalen and never will so I don’t know if it really is the winner
It reminds me of a specific Minecraft parody song but I can’t put my finger on which one
hiiii question. I swear i just saw the past lancers available to buy somewhere the other day. I went to go buy one today and cant find it
am i blind .-.
Past lancers?
like older ones. retired ones
Didn’t know there were past ones even
Theres a clown jester girl and I want it lol and I saw it the other day
now I cant find her -.-
Memory store is gone I belive
And there's skins that arent available
yessss thats what it was called!
But i dont know if the clown pathojen skin is in there
how do i find the memory store again
Go to activity tab where you have all the event tabs
Then look between the tabs and there should be the store called past memories
This is an English only server 
"Activity tab is the thing thats right under the battlepass mini screen on the homesscreen"
do i need a role to use gifs like these?
Noorwegen ontop
Thank you! i saw it the other day and i stg i cant find it now
Nope everyone can
I feel like a new person
i tried and got muted
Lmk if you have it
TOLD YA
2 tap at the most is insane
maybe memory is gone lol or im blind af
One sec lmao
ts telling me gifs not allowed
Nope should be there you know the tab where it has all the events?
You need to use tenor gifs
im using dc's built in tool
Like where u can see the colorburst story line etc
Thats the same tab screen where memory store is
I can tell you right now that you ain’t
at least not that specific gif
wut
Frog did you put someone onto the dmr?
am i missing something
I read some about 2 taps at most???
Fever, I don’t do dmr
The gifs have to be tenor linked gifs
No respect for dmr users

yeah im in activity but i must be too high lol
One second
It's gone
Is it???
should I play fragpunk or valorant
I thought it was like 55 days from when it came out?
yep since thursday
Fragpunk
Dang yesterday huh
im gonna lose my diamond 😭 alright
dayummm cant even wait til a saturdayyyy
ohh @blissful night memory store is gone but the clown pathojen skin is still available in the anniversary sale event
@viscid scarab as I advised you earlier, the GiFs cannot be from your Favorite folder, only GiFs that you use the GiF search function and find with the default GiF selection from discord are allowed
@round shadow
this is the last time I unmute you
sorry im not used to dc
Its always that wym?
wdym
my ranked team mates
@round shadow @orchid knoll imma wash this foul kitchen stench of me before i hop on so you 2 lmk when yall ready
Just win
im chilling and ready, but i think sand has to do like standards and then placements
but go shower, onion rings

I went from plat to diamond today and once you hit d5 you stop getting plats and Im only getting the rank above diamond, these lobbies are so much different 😭
morning mate
welcome back @blissful night
I’ve been playing against high masters since plat 5, there’s like no difference between gold and masters
@blissful night its this event. need to spend 10k coins. only way right now to get the skin
@viscid scarab please don't post content regarding drugs in this server
okay so need to buy something else to get that
i was trying to look up all the items that show in the lanterns and i was so confused
cap
Ask @dark stump he’s my duo and he’s currently like top 150
Factual though
i dont agree
Most masters you’ll play feel boosted
Real
I see masters playing worse then my grandma
can i send fragpunk related artwork
Had a guy today who wanted to ff at 2:2 and he was like masters 3 which is crazy
Of course
put it over at #1320649899901063248 if pictures
so 10k coins $100 to get an anniversary skin?
Sharing is caring fr fr
Less if you get the 60$ event thing
I wwas gonna buy it but im not that ballin
We both brokies
hey
True true
simp
He got 69 cents
You’re dam right
Yeah I’m rich like that
Especially not the casino
clown skin k thanks ❤️
He’s gonna be broke after this weekend
i only got 67 cents
Who will
Clown skin coming right up

I hope you fall
Pocoyo
The people need the simps to survive its natural order
@orchid knoll just jealous of my name
Fu Ning mogs
Ok I go get ready 
stop jester maxing pls
Keep jester maxing it’s fun
Oooof
No she’s wrong I can only lose 100% of my money but gain 100000% more
100% true
You can also lose 0% if you borrow money and gamble it and never pay back
And splitting it 50/50 between @orchid knoll and I
That’s fine with me
Lwk just win 1 million then give everyone 100k frag coins fr fr
Everyone gets frag coins except slay
You’re always mean to me 
and ill continue to be
Exactly so you don’t get any
No complaints here
whats happening
Ok fineeeee you twisted me arm
omg im caught up with jjk. im in love with higaruma
heh
Idk some dude complained about diamond lobbies
I’ll make him give me double and funnel them to you
Im upset megumi is closing in to his doom
he looking like his daddy in ep 54 💀
oh haha, he haven't seen master/ace lobbies then
way too cooked
some of them are worse than golds
||i know what happens so dont even try that voodoo with me!||
Poor guy has a fate worse than death
Got my attention atleast
@orchid knoll u on ranked rn or standard
Ranked
back to D3 she goes

put some respect on Fu Ning
i was gonna go utahime first
shouldve done
my tsundere twin
@round shadow inv when youre done
I used to use that spray, no cream. Cream just sounds like it would make the problem worse
lol
y'all use aimlabs?
idk never had it
no I use my own basic motor skills to move the mouse and point it at characters' heads
*looks up what aimlabs actually is*
🙄
.
Nope
kovaaks?
Nope
Nope never used it
what rank
I don't play rank
😭
I'm like plat 5 maybe 
I’m currently diamond 3 I think
But I didn't touched rank for months
im trying to find a high rank that doesnt use an aim trainer
Huh
Maybe @crude pasture
I'd go out on a limb and guess that most players including high ranks don't use Aim Trainers
I mean as in hasnt used them to train, they dont have to currently use them
Idk about punk master but ace is easy to reach
Hi!
hi
nahhhhhhhh
@orchid knoll will do placement now

level 15
Try fever it’s op ngl
LOL
i dont play those guns sorry
Ahhh alr
Only skin I like on it is the dragon one 😭
(Only for the optic)
i only have the mid candlelight skin anyway @round shadow
I got like the one u get from anniversary I think
watch the game @orchid knoll
The one with butterfly
i hate that one
i can make it pink tho
And it looks good with purple color
Isn't that default sight?
like cake frosting
hi
Default sight?
As in the standard optic
Idk
U mean alt? Ngl personally most ranks feel almost the same, Donno about high ace- punk master tho
I'm waaay too picky with my weapons...
Crazy
I just use meteora
Fever as backup
😭
The amount of times I get input delay after the charge-up 😭
Yeah ik how that feels
They gotta fix that
@orchid knoll please tell me u saw that
90% of my missed shots is cuz of my game freezing up
reached ace on main & alt so rn it’s boring with queues, so made this one
Ace is easy tho isn’t it
Just takes time
yes but then the queue becomes idiotic
Wym
zeph players 
will go for PM in S4C2
Literally just came off a game on the new map
Have two ttv in my team who are 0-3-1 and 1-3-0 respectively spam requesting each other for zephyr... when the other team had Kismet, chum and ixchel
😭😭😭
I’m going for top 67
how i died, my route flapping got to 300
i died from nothing
Like... we get you love her invis but youre running at scan and skill silence with 0 plan 💀
ohh i saw u on the canvas thingie but didnt see u die
Normal

-# what happens in Vegas
-# stays in Vegas



Lwk hollow points meteora needs a buff
hell nah
Instant charge and 300 dmg body fr
Nah but lwk tho they gotta fix that it bugs when u charge it up
small ixchel diff @round shadow
Hi
hello
I’m new to the discord but have been playing for a while ☺️
the chum won the 4v5 in the end
Will you be able to finish those placements before tapping out?😭
There's a chance you wont get placed plat and have to play a couple more😭
Any top controller players have a sens ?!?!?!
taking too long
lowkey want to tap out
and continue tomorrow
I doubt youd be done before 2am anyways😭 might be the smart thing to do
Have no more monies
yeah me too

