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wow bro cheating on me??? wild

I'm not sharing her
NOOO wdym
wrong

OOF
Chat is nitro still in the shop🥲
yeah
the nitro skin?
it just came out
How much is it
like 2000 points
2 billion
3 trillion
Drop a pic of it I haven’t seen anything except my ceiling for a week
Liars
i think its around 2000 fragpunk coins
Oooooo ok bet
i need slide bro
Thanks
nw
1980 something
Worth more than you are damn

crazy

yup. disgusting
ASMR WHEN
Wait Dyk when It leaves the shop
Love your pronouns lmao
1 hour
BRO stop lying

ty!
do u know what they mean?
The female in the relationship
yeah haha
ooof
im matching with a friend
no way frog
nuh uhh
are u swede
Hmmmm
:O
I never broken a rule in my life
now YOU ARE BREAKING THE RULES
@crude pasture um... im on frogs side
ey
what did i do
geta can vouch
who is geta
Now we’re talking, I like this
getu?
The legend himself
Geta is the almighty
geto
oh, one of those eh
Many those who fear him
Greta

geto suguru!
my t***at goat
i missed this skin </3
follx
celestial envoy is good anyways
I WANTED THIS GIF NOW ITS MONE HEEHEEE
i like me a tall woman, with a big... nvm
Thief 
finnster type
I’m telling a trusted adult on you Tomika
yessirski
YIU ARE AN ADULT
IN FACT OLD TOO
then ill tell maxx
Arms for hugs 
hugs for arms
I need an adultier adult
HEY I AINT THAT OLD
am i good enough :D
Always 
hes a miner
im not even an adult yet </3
but ill take "trusted adult" as a title good sire
Hope he finds us some diamond down at -48
YOU ARE THO
what lvl are u?
If you could make a shovel out of dirt, that would be you
I’m turning 26 this year
And what about it? At least I got a shovel
pretty solid lvl
I’ll give you another one over the head 
Close to get max echants ngl
ooooo nicee
And I bring you with me
Aw damn
I picture you doing this dance when you win a game
As kismet sure
Any other character
No
I’m talking about in person in front of your tv
monitor
Get it RIGHT
Never!


Max gave more attention with a gif and all
Yeah Tomika is a bit on the mean side
That’s why we blame every bad situation on him
???
lemme pull up those texts in the other disc

Which one 
Yes
Both
Dior and rat streamer
I just bully you in both of those
Those quotes...
Same
diors?
Yeh
Diors world
ooh wait kinda like
She pops in once a week says hi, disappears for an hour and then responds to your hi and then disappears for a week again
sounds about right
She's a bald headed demon
yo you are top 69 kismet right?
anyone wanna play ranked
my teammates make me wanna kill myself
i lost all my games
im gold
and they plat
heh im top 42 pathojen :D
What region
asia
Holy i felt this aura
💀💀💀
bro im actually bouta kill myslef bro
a
I have a strange feeling this game would soon be a hub for e daters like val 🤔
oh no
Theres no strategy in gold. Ro
Ngl I just run and shoot lowkey and I win
😭😭
I dont understand the game at all, just shoot
Oh yeseseseseses
the stink aura 
Nono, the blue solo leveling aura
Whats ur rank in lol
Hii
hello
master 3
i just took your place i think
Please dont manifest this
Actually if it revives the game idc
yes bro
No no
no
no
Yes yus
😭
what
i saw that
wanna kiss ?
what
all partner i could see have bene messaged and only one arent partcicipating bc hte cant hell yea!
Good morning! 
good moring!!
Anyone know if eu or na will queue faster rn

Since when are lobbies being filled with obvious bots?
like, its not even an insult to my teammate you can see very obviously that these are bot movements
Console queues are so slow right now is it just high ranks with these issues?
Idk I haven't played in seasons, I got set back all the way to plat
Standart Shard Clash is also super slow and filled with bots tho
so maybe the other 10 players that still play this game are in a game rn
just wait a bit
Waiting for like 40 mins
I just q pc in standard cause no one is gonna be that good anyway
From what I've seen its either bots that I stomp bc obv, or real people with skins who stomp my team because we have bots and they are real
Which is sad
I used to play back in S1 and 2 and it was so much more fun
Fr the player base is too small they don't advertise the game
Yea yall need to start working on advertising before you lose your existing player base
I’m getting tired of 2 hour queue times do something about this before everyone gets tired of it and find another game
That’s great for you, I’ve know plenty of people that have and I’m currently in a queue at 7 minutes after stopping my previous one at 25 and the one before that at around 18
They need to cough some money up and into advertising
Ranked queue times are horrible most times of the day
i mean in a low population game if youre trying to queue NA in the morning you're going to be waiting
At 9:30 in the morning, to boot. 😅
Especially if you're on console and don't have crossplay on
What rank are you?
Try EU only
I have

I’m playing with an eu teammate
I wouldn’t be complaining in global chat if this wasn’t a reoccurring issue with me and most of my friends list
In games with 100ks of players, top ranks still have long queues
This game doesn't have that sooo

Yeah bro me too
gotta spread out the mmr
Hiiiiiiii slay
-600 members in 2 days hmmm 🤔
200K mark for this server soon gone
morning ma'am!
How are you!?
can i get someone banned form the game?
im in a match with a blatent cheater
unlimited abilities
Hey how’s it goin
The only thing I know is reporting them in game
im great, how are you?
rep for cheating...
i have
Ready to end it as it has decided to snow when it’s supposed to be 70 on Thursday
And I’m so over the snow
supposed to be 70 what?
Fahrenheit
real though, the snow just smelted away here
oh, imma need to look up how much that is in celcius
It’s like 200 celcius
It literally melted and has been nice and then God said I’m not done with you yet and sent a blizzard my way
21c???
no
@slow mango me when someone asks me to do my job but it's monday
21 degrees C is not the temp u expect snow to appear on </3
fr
I’ll do you work for you girl 💅
please do. end of month billing 🥀
It’s currently 0 Celsius here rn
This weather is making me sick
because it's against the rules to do that 
...
and it was supposed to be 21?? nah i'd understand ur villan arc
Have it on your desk by the end of the Day
You’re so right hope you have room I’m on my way now
but theyre cheating 😭
You can sleep on a trampoline
so let support handle it then
If it’s nice outside that’s fine lol
Sleeping on a trampoline is actually goated for anyone who hasn’t done it
i was hopinh thered be a way to submit it here :(
oh well i understand why not
unfortunately not
thats a shame
Slay yes or no
y
yes
thank you
It’s just doing unspeakable things to my sinuses
Man, it’s 66F and all I want to do right now is go for a run. 😅
It’s so beautiful out right now

Yep..:and I’m stuck indoors. 
hope u feel better soon
I’m stuck outside… working lol
Thank you 😭

I hope it rains 
agreed! Dead trees, gray sky, muddy and frozen ground, not a single living creature in sight
No forecast for rain! :D
I’m speaking to God right now about this just you wait
first of all, lower your tone
what did he do to u </3

correct
Sorry no rain today :)
At the end of the day he’s just an evil man
i see
I’m nice!!

In before a deluge. 
Don’t you start

Tell that to the aforementioned deluge. 😅
is anyone else here an eldenring enjoyer? :3
thats like 10 whole swedish crowns, who do u think we are </3
some guy got so mad yesterday on fp that his voice cracked 😭
Nope. Never played. It’s not my cup of tea.
I’ve got a lollipop stick an a wrapper
wow
On top of the snow the WiFi is down at work so I can’t even take orders
That’s because you never played with me

You all (besides Slay) need to be getting your money up and not your funny up
Let’s talk about the two games last night we played 
My money is going to you and slay already 
Yeah let’s talk about your performance 
As it should be
all of it
Let me pull up the history
knew he was a fraud
What was the W/L? 9-1?
At the end of the day I can beat you in duels 
I used a shotgun only 
Did you beat Tomika when he used one
Yeah didn’t think so
@orchid knoll this man is doing a whole lotta yappin and slandering instead of getting us our money
Yapping like a chihuahua
You’re not my boss
Are you sure
@slow mango work hard so we get our ice cream and please bring me a chocolate bar

Females are scary, if they say something we have to agree but we kick a bucket on our way out
This man is speaking facts
Geta
Red button all of these people
WOW

imma just sit back and not disturb yall 
dont try to distract me with dada ok

You’re a blue role too…
😋
She’s more blue too
You’re about to wake ash up
uh huhhh....
hes alerted
He gets a ping for the word feet
gulp
Just wait I won’t be for long.
”Leaves the server”
um.. yall, who said that 
Maxx how are you feeling 
His feet are like my feet fr fr
Calm down, slay. 
I got a gif explaining
One sec
hahaha
bully him
proof 
No you feet enjoyer
mine is skinnier than a skeleton </3
It’s because you’re Swedish
I’m not a foot enjoyer but I agree we need proof on these claims
might just be
its just manners
i bet that hockey player doesnt have skinny feet
Speaking of which, IKEA is now open right next door to my gym! Should I go or not?
duh
dw, im not Skåning (skåningar = halv danskar)
HELL YEAH YOU SHOULD
Obviously
meatballs, NOW
I’m taking slay to ikea
daim ice cream
make sure to stare at stuff yall dont need just bc its ikea stuff
Alright…I’ll go when the crowd dies down. The first week, I barely got a parking spot to the gym. 😅
Let’s hope they don’t have horse meat in it
never tried horse-meatballs
though hästbörgare
😋
I’m gonna get you some of that ice cream
ngl those are pretty good
Godly ice cream to be honest
I’ve never been to ikea but I used to have a friend that worked at one in PA
Ours just opened last week. The first IKEA in the state of Alabama. Holy crap, the crowd on the first day was nuts. 
Horse meat??????
Hell naw
Yeah they had a mess up once where they put horse meat in their meatballs
That’s how it was when a Canes opened up in Morgantown, WV. I was watching the news coverage on it and the amount of people who showed up first day was crazy
Five
Same for Del Taco. I went a couple of times, and it’s…just okay. I’d rather have a taco from a taco stand. 😅
Bro the hästbörgare, lock in
Nej tack
Find me more cringe than this dude
Um… I might have been the one bringing him here 
Fragpunk making me lose my mind
I CANT WIN
some dude stole my chamber too
Yeah, enemies shoot back
ruined the game.
Real
What’s most annoying is the 5 billion clones and ppl having shield and all
Like explain how it’s fair how some dude ran run up on me invincible
Horror game
Did Fragpunk remove the target response curve because I can no longer find it in the settings?
Lowkey they should put old battlepass skins in the shop like the pathojen one from season 1
Are you taking good care of maxx? 
Get this man an ice cream stat!
Trying to gather the strength to actually go to the store and get some more popsicles and electrolytes
I need a cane at this rate
You’re my strongest warrior
i think
We can’t lose our favorite max
MAXX!!! How dare you
Hey I try to talk 
Try harder! 
To be fair, I talk way more here than I do IRL, so I get it. 🙂
I also don’t have anything new to talk about since I’ve been bedridden for 6 days 
sure.. talking more with randoms than with your own gf! very healthy
Yeah…get well soon! 
Now let’s check the replies 
you see the reason
omg i forgot to put my clothes away
I have till Tuesday next week luckily, this week don’t have anything mandatory except one paper I need to read and study
They don’t reply dry 
It’s actually really fun ngl
lol dont get it , its okie
its not fun when you have way to much </3
Explain it 
It’s like vacuuming or mowing the lawn
It’s just peaceful
Mowing the lawn was my favorite thing to do when I lived with my mom ngl
Was so damn peaceful especially when the wind was blowing in the warm weather
YESSSSS
I loved mowing the lawn
And edging the sides was like the tip of the iceberg topped it all off
I love not doing anything at work it’s so much fun I legit have 1 single job rn and it’s like every hour I have to do it

It’s literally just the lead assistant and myself and we are stuck for 5 hours…
I’m gonna start drinking I stg
Try being at an ice cream shop by yourself for 9 hours during a blizzard
I’m about to actually start showing up drunk
||Which takes like three drinks ||
what's the most popular flavor
what are the most unique flavors
Probably here is the cold brew coffee ice cream or the super friends that’s like a bubble gum
We have a s’mores ice cream that is fairly good. I think we are getting a like blueberry pie one eventually but idk
Hi 
do you do big scoops or dinky little scoops
Yall tryna play?
A proper serving is like 4.3 ounces I think. But when I make them for customers they are big scoops unless the ice cream is like rock solid then they are just getting what they get
Hii
Am new to this
welcome
Whats the best agent to pick in the game
how are u
For me, the best ones are Ixchel and Windwalker
there's an ice cream shop my family likes to go to and the scoopers are annoyingly inconsistent in their scoop sizes, some give you scoops like it's some specialty ice cream shop whereas others give you good big scoops that barely fit in the cup
I’d say Broker. Very simple, pick-up-and-play lancer.
I've learned that if you ask for two scoops of the same flavor you get less because then they just scoop some garbage amount and pretend that it's two scoops
I’m good just at work how are you?
as a new player you should play hurricane and spam branching lightning as much as you can
This seems like valorant
the game is plant/defuse scenario focused, each hero has three abilities
Our scoops are inconsistent by who makes them because we have too many kids who just don’t care
we always say that they should have to put the cups on scales so people get consistent scoops
that won't work for cones though
Ixchel: More of a support/area control type character. Not a pure “run and gun” style.
Wildwalker: More aggressive. Good at repositioning, surprising enemies, and taking fast engagements.
You can also check out their abilities in-game.
Been in queue for 60 minutes 😮💨
how do i report not getting my free premium battlepass ticket this time 😭 i have lifetime battlepass
You can try #game-support
HIIIII
Hello! Welcome in! 
If you think about it
Cars have windows and can move
Houses have windows and can’t move
So it’s not the windows that move the car it’s entirely something different
AM I WRONG??
I’m a realist. We all know how cars and houses work. 😅
It can’t be the doors either!
THATS TRUE!!!
Don't mind Poco he's just autistic

It's kicking in for him showing signs and everything
I understand. 🙂
True
… you’re just rude
I’m gonna tell slay
Go ahead see who’s side she’s on 
She’ll be on my side for sure 

He’s 100% right
I wish you luck soldier
Even if she’s not then I will
I have racked up a total of like 2 hours queue time now and Im still yet to get into a ranked game at Plat 1
Im gonna cry
Yeah I need the games to win
Bro I’ve lost today 7 games
Lost total of 27 rr lol
It’s just impossible to win apparently
And I’m to restarted to understand how all agents work
idk how to explain it
But you
are FABULOUS
yall
No
anyone wanna donate me a card on the fragpunk website :3
anyone wanna explain what's going on
1+1 is 11
i want the anniversery title
nice
oh alr
Have you tried winning?
Yeah
I don’t know
I have a 3kd
I usually have that
You just gotta play safety
Nah cuz teamates don’t know how to take sites so I have to push as hollow point
And I usually have to retake on defence
Now is this ranked or just normal
Ranked
Nitro usually does the trick
Idk what rank you are
But my enemies don’t shoot the turrets
Ohhhh that one
The one who hunts me when I’m low and I run away screaming and swearing to why my teamates won’t shoot it
Those turrets r hella annoying ngl
I never notice them until they’ve done like 50 dmg
bronze is crazy
Bronze?
Kirara pfp?
Huh
I can't find a game NA EU
Plat 1 Ranked
Oh
I just want to get to Diamond
Yeah
I’m bronze :(
Same bro but my teamates say Nuh uh
That’s a literal achievement
It’s really quick queue time in advanced elo
I know thats why Im trying to get there
I have a whole 1-3 min q time
Yeah I need to get out of bronze
Can’t be that hard bro ngl
We can q tomorrow if u want
If u play eu
Naw I’m just messing 
I havent been able to get into a ranked game for 3 days
My word finally Im in a game
He is bronze I’ve seen the stats

They won’t even give him a placement because he’s washed. There’s a pop up that says “play unranked” when he tries to get in a game 
Fr fr
@orchid knoll need your input on this one girl
It’s okay the only reason the game even allows me to open it is because I won’t let you 5-0 me 
Ai generated
Ai
Delete that, I was gonna say ai
Yeah bro that frog is a green thing for me I’m blind. Idk what its doing

But now I have to grind to diamond
@dark stump do you have ur glasses on? What’s the frog doing
Giggling
Thought it was scared or cold😭

Hold ur your a shadow cuz your shadow girl so if I light this up what then?
someone asked for the bad guy?
Hello geto
i support womens rights and wrongs always
Huh
I heard bad guy and came running !!!
What
You mean rights and lefts right
It’s ok they’re turning me into the villain
@slow mango go ahead and sit on that one buddy. 💅🏻
I’d rather not sit on my phone thanks though
Sit on your pc then
What
Idk anymore
If there is no shadow do you then not exist?
Wdym wrongs? Women are always right
As long as @slow mango is around there will always be a shadow for me to be in because he’s taller than most buildings
@slow mango watch out for airplanes. Heard they crash into tall buildings
How tall is the pocoyo in question
Copy me one more time 
We yes we are both brainrotted
You copied me wym
Twin I was first
I can’t send pictures but gifs only???
Number one I’m older so anything you do I have already done 💅🏻
Ok unc
this fella gets it
No their left
Women are always wrong
is deck gear up queue dead rn
Huh
H
Chats kinda dead rn
Pocoyo is under your bed
He told me by pigeon
you trying to scare me? 
He’s actually under your other bed
whats crazy is the master that is my mattress cant have anything underneath but the other bed can….
how does he know
Aren’t you of that one alien species?
boarding up all my windows and doors as we speak
hi
Ellos
do you guys know any codes
Uhhh codes?
Wym codes?
redemtion codes
idk if i spelled that right but..
do you guys know
oh they were only here for launch
To keep him inside?
You kidnapping me and pocoyo???? Since we’re already inside
hey
Hii
Hello! Welcome in! 
I just joined and I already know I love this server just because of this
Your welcome man
Saw the pfp and knew what I had to do
Yeahhhh
US
SUIIIIII
Literally
Isn’t US more pew pew
@echo ibex @austere thicket y’all literally put it out there it’s raining…
We are blown up
Holy crap I love this chat
As you should
ya
“Today is a nice sunny day” - @slow mango trying to make me jealous because snow hit here
Karma
Ton of snow here
A bit of snow here but not that bad lwk
Out of nowhere 😭 it’s supposed to be like 70 on Thursday
21 Celsius I think on Thursday
WOW
It’s like 1 or 2 Celsius or something here today
I just looked it up it’s 3 Celsius rn
ya
Share some heat for the cold
It is true what they say.
If you don’t like Canadian weather, wait a while and it will change. 
Can someone buy me a panda rq
NO
Aw man
Unfortunately that’s what it’s like in WV rn 😭
WV?
Slide a panda?
what is wv
I blame John Denver for that. 
we have a michigan saying very similar
West Virginia USA
Same but for Alabama. 😅
ONTARIO
why does he nervously pet WV…..
Do I have permission to resurrect myself from being exploded or am I still dead?
WV is a silly state
Is there an east virginia
rise from the ashes and exit my property
cant have you haunting my soil
Nope just a Virginia and a West Virginia
Hi
Hi!
Hello! Welcome in! 
U got the worst direction sucker!
Peak anime
Benimaru is crazy op
oi
@echo ibex
I… I am at work 
HA
wdym
does anyone know of a radeon rx 580 16gb VRAM?? i have one but i CANT find it anywhere else, i bought a prebuilt with a rx 580 and cant find the card ANYWHERE!!
Newegg maybe?
