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I never said or did anything that could of signal of that but whatever helps u sleep at night
a diet coke with lemon would go so hard rn
Bro dreaming of it right now
A coke with some jack would do wonders
that also lol
not really a big whiskey fan though
An espresso martini would go hard rn
no
I’ve never had one
Jack? I doubt he wants a drink with u
Omg they are delightful
get one ez
a cold kronenburgh 1664 blanc
Whiskey is bad
Jacks my brother LMAO he’d have a drink with me 24/7


They had this caramel cold brew espresso martini at this local restaurant and it was so good
Adopted* brother (you)
So that’s why everyone said I was adopted it all makes sense now

Mhmm
ig
I hope not
💀


Skull emoji in the big 26

I wouldn’t want to be related to an ant
careful youll cut yourself on the edge
I don't wanna be related to an oversized donkey
Atleast people don’t step on me 

That's a reportable offense btw
They do in game
oh
i barley use discord and am in shape but ig
Me dragging????
He did say he had to carry you every game yesterday
It’s true
Look at me history
Yeah go ahead look at the history

You’ll see me above him every game
Mhm..... Definitely
Just got to flip the screen upside down LMAO
Good news for yall I’m off today so I can look at the history lol
Fun fact: the character in that episode is based on Pirate Software’s dad. 😅
Yes
I’m honored to learn something new from Brandon

holy e couple
No that’s me and @midnight osprey
Should have stayed when we were playing together
ig
It was 11pm I hadn’t eaten dinner LMAO
More salad and rice?
You’re going on the list
I'm there pushing 5/6h without food
I was pushing 8…
Well not 5/6 but 15 yeh
If it helps, I haven’t eaten anything since 6:00 this morning and won’t until around 8:00 tonight or so.
why are you starving yourself
there’s an e couple going around in FP as ”i miss her” & ”i miss him” holy bro… pray u never meet them
they’re cracked at the game tho
says every five year old on fort
One of the few I like is Jesse and Katie
Running tonight. I don’t eat anything because if I press too hard, well…the Exorcist scene will happen. 😅
Damn
i’ve seen those, not too much tho
NA kids
Oh I forgot you’re across the pond
Definitely not your username...
dont you need energy though, at least a banana or something
My fav e couple is @crude pasture and @slow mango
Israel is watching
I take offense to that
always has been
No @orchid knoll is my momma
Nah, just water for me, or an electrolyte drink.
no
Yes yes
no i have a restraining order
Do you use hydration packs like liquid IV? Or LMNT?
LMNT, yes. I haven’t tried LiquidIV yet.
Moma stop lying
Liquid iv has a lot of great flavors
She’s gonna have 2 restraining orders soon
She wouldn't dare
she would dare
You’ll find a way to bypass it knowing you
Very much so yes
If there's a will there's a way
Same way you trying to get better but can't @slow mango
Atleast I’m better than you
Proof where?
Hold on let me look back at the 1v1 history 
YIPPE
No you
Don’t need to do that

I’m blaming it on lag
No no she can look
That’s so crazy I was lagging!
Me when I lose
With 30 ping?? No you didn't
It must’ve been the weather outside
Don't forget to watch the game as well
Guys I’m ready to 1v1 I def think I can beat Poco
Tonight
Me when?
I’m off today so I can play whenever 
I'm at work
Ggs
Gg 
I’m off of work tomorrow too so I don’t really have a bed time tonight
So what you’re saying is 4am queues?
The day after?
I go back to work Thursday
Nooo
We are going until Ace 
Well that’ll end after 2 hours
@orchid knoll when we gonna play together?
For me buddy
She’s gonna ghost you just like she did on Valentine’s Day

3 hours
Good thing I'm married to her
Who’s gonna tell Tomika
Don't tell Tomika
I’ll let you keep dreaming then
Slays gotta be the one to tell him 
So mean
All she has to do is put him in the kennel gg
Hmm
Or sentence you to 24hrs in a VC with maxx and I
Absolutely not
Anything else BUT that
With him sick rn that sounds more like a punishment for yall
Only if you would know
You don’t want to know
The true punishment is forcing him to play 24 hours ranked with me on the team 😌
Even geta can vouch for me
I prefer that actually
Gimmi free enemies
I take that
You don’t understand how bad my aim has been recently 😔
Yet you clutched rounds

Poco using a sniper....can't be worse then that
By the grace of God 
MoMA stop it
That's how I feel when Poco actually hit something
LISTEN
:( I’m good with a sniper
Had such a nice teamwork with him on itznamia once cuz of the blades
you're alright.. but lowkey die a lot when you have to ask for one every round 

The sniper is only good when the person using it is also good
itza- what?
I’m gonna choke you
... .
Try me
Your husband would get mad at me
… I have no words for you
Itznamibia?
Did you got hit with a brick today?
no, only w bad players
Kek
you didn't tell me you were on @slow mango
I'm at work
Brick liker

that was your 2nd personality probably
I’m gonna make sure your pillow has no pillowcase
at least I have sheets on my bed
Bold of you to think Hungarians can't sleep without it
We can sleep anywhere
i can agree
Nope I’m taking the sheets too
The all mighty school chair and desk and benchs

I can sleep anywhere I slept on the bathroom floor one time

I will do terrible things to you if my juicy couture sheets come up missing
Gotta take the cushions off the couch
I slept behind the steering wheel
Acting like your special
sounds kinda safe
I’ve slept standing up in a shower
It was I make sure no one was watching
however I can sleep anywhere. I used to sleep on the couch at my local game store and I used to sleep in the hotel bathrooms because I dont trust the bed bug situation in hotels
I’ll probably be into it so that’s fine

I did that on daily bases on the bus when I didn't had my car
Try better
I am talking outlast trials level torture
The bug beds.....ewwwww
Poco stinks
I used to sleep in the car when I worked two full jobs
Damn
Would have done the same
Ive literally slept on a staircase outside
During Gasparilla
how
During what?
Our group was hammered and it was 6am and a 2 mile walk back so we just laid down
Ahh
@echo ibex would u wanna join our duo? we need another for trio
I do it when I'm not lazy
are you gonna hate me if I am bad? 😭
no
He's bad himself dw
It’s like this crazy celebration where everyone dresses up as pirates and the whole town almost is just filled with people and all the nearby lakes or the ocean everyone brings their boats out it lasts all night
*wood
Ahh
That's dope
are you actually
Hey guys
And there’s a thing where if you give a girl beads they can flash you lmao it’s called a “blushing”
its like Mardi Gras?
no hahahahahaa, atm i’m M1 and reached punk S2&3, didn’t play ranked S1 just a few games
Yeah in that sense
And when is this event...
@orchid knoll can vouch for me
okay, lol, I thought I had seen you in lobbies before
Happens every end of January
Noted
fragpunk meetup in Tampa end of Jan 2027
have u seen a player with chinese name?
I've seen a lot of players with chinese names
Wait WAIT WAS THAT YOU WITH NEXZ on that new map??
they’re all me
not my proudest match
That one guy was flaming you so hard lmao I felt bad
wait what
what did i miss
@kindred eagle the meme channel is not for posting videos, to post FragPunk related video's please use #general-videos
The corona on the new map when we went to duels yesterday
He was flaming you though
??????
do we know if ixchel is getting a nerf
what am i vouching 
u have me hella confused now lmao
i didn’t see anything at all in all chat
the carry i gave u
He may have muted you then I have no idea
I will play I'm not doing anything rn.
broke your back
ixchel ez
can't wait for the eyes on this new Nitro skin to be even worst than the last one
home in like 2h if ur on
I should be
is it Error? the guy who kept giving comms and was cc?
I realized what the issue is with the eyes on her last skin, if you switch to that skin, her eyes adjust a fraction of a second after the skin goes active, it looks normal initially but then it's like she's going:
asking to get glazed and replacing me is crazy work cl

how am i replacing u💀💀
💀
hahahaha
No it was zen
I think
i’m not sure it was me then ngl
Max kept talking about how he finally heard your voice for like 20 minutes after you left last night btw LOL
if u wanted me to hop on smurf
why not say anything
When are we playing 
to ace?
got teleport to eu?

If I did I’d teleport to max in a heartbeat
D4
slay plays with someone named i miss her 24/7
actually true
gg
I’m gonna change my name to “I should call her”
ikea date
load up on daim ice cream bars
I’m gonna show up with frog plushies instead of flowers
dress up as one
was it because I mentioned the elusive and terrifying drop bears?
I got a question for anyone
OH PICK ME PICK ME
The WHAT now
what's up?
Any chance they made a work around the mvp not showing on console 😭
you probably couldn't hear it over all the Tomika coughing 😄
MVP hasn’t been showing up console for a while now
It’s been about a week 💔
True that’s why we need to server mute him
Ikr but my friend said he could see the mvp and he play the same console
Interesting I honestly don’t mind it lets me queue that much faster :3
I miss seeing my beautiful banner on the mvp
Can someone come and play with me at frag pls
lfg exists yk
i can still ask here 🙂

You just had to say it and I started coughing
Wdym not showing?
I see it every time
No HE DOESN'T HAVE A POINT NO NO NO
D4 THAT MEANS WE CAN PLAY TOGETHER 
abonormal environment and auto close is so stupid
main?
Anyone play on Xbox?
Yes
Im looking for people to play with rn
what happened
hey, have you tried #find-teammates #lfg-requests ?
rah it won't give me the 1 reward i want from the wheel
i second this
Chomper getting one tapped 🥶
how are you one tapping chomper 😭
he diff
Please don’t spam the same message. Also, you can use #find-teammates as well.
cornball
Omg when will we get to see what the new nitro skin looks?
heeeeyyyy
Hello! Welcome in! 
Gracias
This server active
Yep!
@echo ibex
Are you on?
yes just came home, what’s ur user?
Same as on here.
Idk the numbers off the top of my head, I’m making chicken samosas rn and then I’ll be on
nws numbers aren’t needed only the name
tyt
Happy Ramadan
alrighty I am on
that was such a crazy way to describe that
please ping me in future
Cuz yes
@late obsidianyou are disgusting, any future infraction in this server will result in ban
why is every game i get into is so laggy? cant be my internet.
Possibly a bug #game-support or you could ask in #community-help
What happened with milk?
The milk has been spilt
that was so helpful smh
If Discord didn’t bug out while using a VPN, that’ll be great. 
Are you on WiFi or Ethernet
tried both
Don’t cry please
I’m an oat milk girl. They were definitely a disgusting full fat milk
same, oat milk is superior
Full fat is crazy
I don't even know what kind of milk I be buying
Like 20% fat one idk
tried both..
I like whole milk the most
not my full fat milk!!!!!
You can choose closet server to you on the mode screen rather than sticking to auto
I may or may not forgot to bring my god damn fork with me
So I can eat my food
I'm dead
Okay what about red top - fully skimmed 
Helpful tip
Don’t stick a fork in an electrical socket
trust me
Demonstrate it
I'm a visual learner
What if we hold hands
plastic fork 
I'm not gonna hold your hand
Ngl thats genius
I forgot those exist
wooden fork will do the job too 😛
Those are lovely
they are quite good
Poco
Paper spoon time
Yup I like those more then plastic one
Do you use paper plates and bowls
That's diabolical
most asian restaurants around here use wooden utensils
No I use actual bowls and plates and I hand wash everything :D
Imma ask for the sticks just to be absolutely messed up so I can't even eat my food
right answers
Who uses paper plates at home?

I only use the dish washer once every other week or so
Americans. A lot of them
Ain't no way
They’re so lazy they don’t wanna wash
I mean they order take out food a lot tho no?
So just throw it away
Yikes
No, we do sometimes. Especially for to-go orders and pizza.
easy fix
-# eat straight off the plate
Those are something we have as well but we don't really eat a lot of take outd here
I understand the bottled water since they have contamination issues in some states
Eat the whole plate might as well
That’s where brita comes into play ;)
Waffle plates! Make it happen!
i know plenty of people who only use plastic cultry and plates etc
Also got one of those
We about to have "is this real plate or a cake" situations
Terrible.
ik its insane
My friend also almost convinced me to hang dry my clothes, but I can’t be bothered
my dad does that lmaoooo
I hang dry some clothes, though I just use a hanging rack cause I have some cashmere pieces and other clothes that I can’t dry
makes sense for sure
Hi everyone here and good night from me ❤️
going now to sleep as I am very tired and sleepy from hard work day and have heavy headache and have hard work shift in the morning and a busy day preparing for work journey I have this Thursday to city of Pula to finish work on the ship in shipyard. Much love and have a great day. 🙂
goodnight
Thanks
Hi
howdy
Hello! Welcome in! 
Have a goodnight shipbroman
Thanks fam
@slow mango is Poco playing?

Me right now
Same.
6 more hours to go
I have a half hour, then running!
Damn
Poco will be playing later poco is at work

Poco can't poco ranked
Poco when it's penta time ↑
he wishes
True
my BABY
I LOVE PUNCHY SO MUCH
yall dont even know
That’s me rn
literally not but okay
Baby Punch! 
How can anyone not like Punch? The things this cute monkey has been through, yet still comes out okay with people around the world rooting for him…including me. 😅
I love punch he’s my goat
Also I’m going to the grocery store does anyone want anything? :)
When I get off
Get some food for meee
No
And @orchid knoll
Free food never hurts
I need some more protein shakes and gum
I got you
HI ASHHHH
Where is the feet gif
Elooo!
HELP HIM
I just realized thats pretty accurate of me being dragged to the store
There’s no helping him
you help him, power girl
Supermommyslay
Don’t say that

Lazy ash
I’d save punch, fight all those monkeys for him fr ong
LMAO
someone’s dog
😭
guys I skipped book club today becasue I just couldn't get into the books and now I have to tell them I just slept through it 
like the meeting not the book lol
Lool
it is quite unfortunate. The first book we read was really good but I couldn't go because I had work
Damn
@echo ibex have you seen my history yet?
I did not look, I will look after this game
hello everyone
Frag my punk
That’s not rizz?
Hmmph
Negative
@limber gulch hi im jerm
Hello
Please hit march with a brick
Ww blade him
I reflect
No u dont
Nuh uh
Mhm
update i won
Noice
How strict is the in game voice chat
Take valorant as an example
Incredibly strict
yo
Some people get VC banner for giving call out
One message removed from a suspended account.
Doesn't happen often
Oi oi try #find-teammates #lfg-requests
@echo ibex gg it was fun
thanks for letting me play with y'all! I had one very very bad game but the rest were okay!
nws, u mogged ur hater well lol
at the end of the day we had fun ❤️
Where ma update at did you check ma history 
bro I HAD to step up that game
I AM DOING IT NOW
YOU SAID THE SAME HOURS AGO
lmaoo but you don't understand when I que for a match it is like instant
@slow mango turned his history off 
Hater? Who could possibly hate her 😭
anyone down to play?
He had it turned off anyway no?
I don't even know who it was. They literally said "oh we have shadow gg we lost"
Lool
No he must have just turned it off recently
Hmmm
hiya mate if your looking for teamates you can use #find-teammates or #lfg-requests
But the entire other team I knew and they all said hi to me
it's like I am famous sometimes lmaooo
Noice
but hold on I will check another way lol
i cant use them i tried
Read it
It tells you how to use it
I am seeing a lot of Pocoyo bottom fragging in this history
Mhmmm
once you fill it out itll show up in looking requests
congrats on reaching ace btw i saw you reach it
I been ace like a week
But ty
I would been pm if I'm not sick
Ughhhh
i noticed it the other day but forgot xd
😭😂
I play kismet now tho
Not ww
hi
Skin too pretty
@slow mango 
I know it’s not true so it’s ok

i have too many skins now i cant decide who to play xd
been swapping betwen aura, ixchel and ws mostly
I just main every lancer I play
And has skin
Pinky promise it
Or we fighting
I’m not bad
ARE YOU IMPLYING I AM
He can't carry himself
No?
I can’t with you two
Ngl this was too women logic just now 🤣😭
my favorite kind of logic (the only reasonable kind)
Just hit him with a bat
unfortunately he would like that so I gotta change it up
Tie him up
Throw him in the river
And let it go
ykw that's valid, that might just work
Mhmmm
The best weapon is the first light machine gun lol
Eh
You mean clampdown?
Ya it has a bullet counter
Oh that's cuz of the skin I assume
Normally it doesn't have that

Your coughing
And your dying
In a pit of hole
Would have been better if you didn't
And go sleep more
Ngl I honestly could sleep for 17 more hours
Do it
But I haven’t eaten a meal, I’ve just been sleeping this whole day
Wake up fall asleep over and over again 
I saw a dude miss 6 shots on a afk dude then die
Ranked is a environment
Thank god
Been such a peaceful day for you huh
I’ve been here fighting to stay alive on cough drops and nose spray
I got to bully @slow mango
Im praying you get prodgee cheem kryz and a gold player on ur next ranked game tomika
❤️
I hope that when he goes back to work next time his exhaust falls off halfway to work
WHU

Ehhhhh
Can I get that ice cream
yeah you can because I am in Masters now, but unfortunately @slow mango has to get me to ace before he can have any
I need to reach m2 this week
Ggs Poco
Thanks for the ranked points (improve on that sniping)
Who are you?
Making new deals huh
Last game I was getting mad at u using snipers 😂
Ok? Don’t know why you have to be so hostile about it I went 11-7 lmao
He deranked me to diamond and put me back in masters thinking he found a loop hole
Impossible
Unlimited ice cream 
There’s a weekend rank drop protection????
Yeh
lol weird
I was genuinely annoyed ngl😭 couldn’t kill u with that ping ur a good sniper tho I’ll give u that
Never heard of that
My teammates went as follows
11-7
8-?
4-?
2-?
0-9
Yeah you get one or two rank protection cards
Me being the 8 and something person
If ur still on wanna duo
Appreciate it i was more confused as to why i was being called out

Crazy you too fragged
Yeah
I apologise😂
Lmao it’s all good it’s just a game at the end of the day
if y'all are on late I'll trio ❤️
Alrighty you can inv me poco
You made poco slightly confused, this is peak
I don’t get mad ever I just get confused
Should played kismet and nade him
goat is here
Ive been working on angles for kismet and spider on all maps
suffering on ranked
And I got a few now
Hmm
the sniper/dmr meta people are running today is actually the worst
Depends if I knew them@limber gulch
Honestly
Same with me against dmrs except I just get sad
Its for cesera
😂😂😂
I only like snipers when @slow mango is specifically on my team
We don’t become Tomika when no more water bottle
What Nade spots tho
For a and C
Deffo one of the better snipers I’ve came across
Shut it

Im not gonna go into massive detail cuz then ppl will avoid per chance
At work atm
Well don’t
Yes ik
Switch with me
I have been in my bed since 6am YESTERDAY
Loool
we need to put you in quarantine
No no
I'm perfectly fine
Yeah gave me the whole sickness 
No school at least
I’ll do it for you
Skill issues
But I also told the teacher I’m extremely sick so I’ll give her it today during the afternoon
Just make out already
Bringing that pineapple juice too?
If you want you can give me in-game screenshots
One sec i got a clip ill dm
Invite
@limber gulch did you just send text in psn
Welcome back 
Its bugged
Say thank you and smile
Ah
Not whatever that was
Ehhhh
Seriously...
I would remember him too by all the stuff he does during queues with his husband
?????
Excuse me ?
I might be sick as hell but I can still bully you
I only have @orchid knoll as my momma
(she will wake up and deny everything I say)
I am certain that Tomika went and made dinner during one queue
??? Ni
No*
That one 16 minute one
Wonder what he had for dessert
He pours water in the bottle cap and takes small shots like it’s cough medicine
Actually are you even watched the reels I sent you
Very rarely do I check my DMs 
Are you even watched
Hmmm
He sure is washed
@limber gulch damn ps don't load in

Whoever told me to try windwalker I appreciate it but I think I’m going to decline
The blades seem buns
Ixchel looks a little better idk I think I just need to look at someone who’s abilities gel with me and go from there
Just saying but the blade can almost one shot
Hahahah it was u im sorry
How
By getting both hits?
Yeah
You are no jet main
Blade can come-back
That’s what I read when I saw his first ability 😭😭
I was like ight so this is Jett
I am indeed not though lmao
Not even any duelist as a matter of fact
If you get hit by both blade you get 120 damage
And then could u remind me of his third ability
If that’s decent it’s a make or break for playing him
It can hit 120 or 150 if the person goes the same direction as the blades
Yo where can i find active clubs?
It multi ticks
Tomika would be better for that, i didn't used him much
This is single blade
Shield
Let's go through nades
And projectile's
@rigid sparrow have you watched the ark movies I think I sent it to you
Not yet but I will do soon, I need to finish cyberpunk as well but let say I'm not really free a lot of time. I'm always sleepy too
Damn
Like rn I'm going to sleep, i have my chemo tomorrow 
Hmmm good sleep then ya need it
Wdym?
Ohhhh
Nvm I get it
That highly depends what card tho sometimes even I disagree with some of the cards (like the bat one)
Then don't select it at all.
I'm not the one selecting it 😅
But some cards are heavily selling but then again I can't be asked since people need to learn them eventually
Since I'm not in the plat and under system it works for me (I play in the card cap system where one person selects cards)
I mean sure? But like I said some people rather not risk a card since it can purely sell what would be better if they spend their points to swap the card instead (exclusively if it's a bad card)
Cuz keeping it no point better to swap it
Yeah I get it but if someone doesn't want that card to be active they could spam the "swap for different" card
It says it on the screen when people have it locked in but someone doesn't want it (they don't got points in it) and spam under it to re draw
Oi
They could spam the swap card maybe that would helped the team more
....good lord.
What card was it anyway?
Yeah I get it
I'm not arguing either
All Im saying they could have helped the team if they spam something useful information on the screen rather then yoink points out for no reason
anyone want a free month of spotify premium? its an acc that il give the full info too
Not allowed to sell accounts of any kind

Nah just confused
aight

ill take it elsewhere

Aight


Is this game just not on Xbox anymore?
Haven’t been able to play on Xbox for months it won’t connect to servers
It's on Xbox
Spent like 200 bucks on the game too
Yeah but it’s stuck on the launch screen saying it can’t connect
You might want to reach #game-support
Xbox got deleted
???
Cuz the game is running on Xbox
Wdym
Sorry about it
😭?
I mean the game works in Xbox people are playing on Xbox they can connect to servers ect
It's something wrong on your end
Reach out to #game-support
Bruh it worked when I plugged my keyboard and mouse in bruhhhhhh 😭
Is that a sign to cheat
What
😂
It's allowed on Xbox to use kbm
It’s fully supported on console
Only Xbox doe to Microsoft
Ps we can't kbm 😭
But game works now at least for you lol
Fun fact
It's the truth
Lmao Xbox wins the console war
Blame ps for it
Oh...you haven't heard, have you? 
The new president? Oh I’ve heard😂
Spill it
@austere thicket can you scroll up bit btw
Yeah...I'm sorry. If it is any consolation, your library (at least some of it) can be ported over to the PC through the Xbox app for Windows.
Where at?

fun fact
tinyurl.com/fragpunk
leads to the steam page for old school runescape for some reason
That’s a good feature
I’m luckily on ps
Can we have in server platform roles pls
#game-suggestions you could ask here
Or put it there yk
Can we get KBM settings on console bruh
1 year still no settings but we got support
but on xbox you cant change mnk sensitivity I believe
is it just me or its rly hard to climb solo q?
Solo it's long q times
Ah
No not really harder
@slow mango y'all in a 4 stack 😭
Order up—with a side of cutie! 🍜🔥
The Nitro "Kung-Fu Waitress" Extreme Skin officially serves its way into the arena on Feb 26.
She's trading the tray for total domination. Don't let the service fool you; one wrong move and it's game over. High-speed, high-impact, and absolutely lethal.
Prepare for the ultimate rush.
yo, why cant i see the new skin 😭😭😭
im not a Nitro main, but new skins are always needed 😆
It's bit bugged ig? Cuz I saw it
is it any good?
they have a picture of it on ig
I dont have Instagram 😭😭😭
just Facebook, Snapchat, and discord
You can check it on yt if you want someone probably made a video on it
its a post on Facebook, someone just link dropped it


