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LMAO
I finish at 530
Yes let’s go scammers frag I’m deleting it
Wrong clock yall r behind
Yall r fast to blame the game when it has to go from bank to whatever console or pc system ur using
Me at 10:00 am: 
Brother
I’m on ps5
I gave the money 30 euros
Then all good
I gave 5 euro more
For the last skin
It took the money away I don’t have coins
Yes ps5 has that issue on every game it's either stuck in Sony transfers and you'll get a refund or it's gonna take a couple mins
Longest ive waited was 9 hours on a game that has insane player base and a multi million company
Stop blaming frag for everything it's the system ur using to transfer
Let's use our thinking caps before pointing
Gang this was a major skill check
On every game I gave money it was all good and I alr gave 1000 euro then in frag somehow didn’t work
????
If your transfer didn't work on console itl always be sonies issue with transferring
For you
Sometimes it gets stuck and if you have not gotten your in game currency and the transfer went through then contact them
Depending on how long you waited id say 2 hours and then contact the game

Yes slay yes that's what I was referring too
Last warning @balmy python to turn caps off
Ok boss

Thank you
I’m gonna go buy a private jet
If you don’t get them soon, please contact support and / or Sony/bank
Cute new pic
Yes I’m showing this to my boss
It’s funny if I said my tummy hurts he would probably let me go 😭

have u played fortnite?


Less than 50 hours
will you play fortnite?
Whose asking
Will you wear wig
You two are..
i have a vid to show u
check gen videos, that’s WHY HE’S MY GOAAAAT
You can only send fragpunk vids there
Send DM
already sent it..
This gif actually fries me
Would it help you knowing we are all posted up in bed waiting for this q
me after that one time
LMFAOOO
30 minutes and counting
Lmao
i have a very low bed frame japanese futon bed
it’s so comfortable
That’s sand and nex
What about it
If you and ur stack don't get snug while waiting for q
You can’t climb onto a normal mattress or what
Do you really deserve to rank up
too small and petite
Mhmm
i’m a fragile butterfly
Fr waist so skinny i can't see it 💅💅💅💅
Yes I ate cake whole waiting for q
What kind
And i also slobbed on 8 chicken skewers with 4 slices of bread while in a match
They deff heard me smacking
If it’s not carrot cake or ice cream cake what are we doing
Or baba cake
Marzipan*
Marzipan is sooooo good
Marzipan coat with just basic whipped cream and cake
Ate it like a competitive eater
It’s my Smurf
is there a lfg
Im on my smurf
With sand
What does he sound like
Slays Smurf is her main account in disguise
It’s when I snap and show the eu server what’s up 
I like milk
That a kind of oatmilk?
You should marry it 
Like an angel that transcended
Yea
Marry milk?
You said you love it
I’ll judge for myself
I'll marry it in my tummy 😤
That wouldn’t last long though because it won’t be in your tummy forever
Dam you right
I mean nothing lasts forever tho
Marrying it in my tummy, at least it's good while I got it, y'know?
I think that was the same mindset my parents had!

You should do that
I'M DEAD BRO 😂😂😂
I got that free me out my misery sound
😭😭😭
this lfg is so conufsing
How so?
idk like why canrt i just type lf3 eu lol
Oh, we tried that before, but it ended up very cluttered and not very helpful in finding teammates. The bot is much cleaner and simpler to navigate.
Currently on offer in Tesco! I’m stocked up
Clubcard bless
I have to visit the UK just so I can go to a magical place called Tesco, huh? 😅
How do they do the ranked points. Several times I’ve eliminated several enemies, planted converter, disarmed converter only to end game with zero ranked points.
Has to be “big Tesco”
If you lose the game you don’t get anything or you minus. Personal objectives have nothing to do with it
Ranked points are based on if you win the game or not. KDA is one consideration on how much you can earn points or lose points, but if you lose, you can lose 0 points if you have ranked protection points in your queue.
Ok cool. I wasn’t sure. First season playing ranked
You’re not losing anything rn cos you have ranked protection
Do you ever think and wonder how pencils work
Can’t say I do
I used to live by one but now Sainsbury’s and nectar card are my new friends
Nope. I’ve been to a pencil factory. It’s just graphite, aluminum, sugar maple wood and soft rubber. That’s basically it.
@midnight osprey i made some bad financial decisions
i got the full plasma, and the full anni wheel
Ah that used to be me back in my uni days, lived near a Sainsbury’s and practically had the nectar app as my most used app. Live next to a big Tesco now so that’s taking all my money away
Yeah…still, it’s fun to learn about things. For instance, I had no idea how glass works until I visited Corning House Of Glass. 😅
Don’t spoil that episode I haven’t gotten there yet
Good Morning
Nah confusing fr
HOUSE OF GLASS?!?! BILLY JOEL REFERENCE?

Lowkey I think Tesco is cheaper but Sainsbury’s has better stuff
It’s really not if you read the first post
If you want to contact anyone in #lfg-requests just click the contact button 
I need teammates 2 haha
Cuz i just got a full derank cuz of randoms, and i have no idea how they even reached master 3
Its like i’m playing with full ai against E sport team
I think so? There’s a town in New York called Corning and they’re the biggest manufacturer of glass and glass art. Since Billy Joel is from New Jersey, it’s possible he visited at some point in his life. 😅
The wait times to call the IRS are abysmal. I’m gonna have to just wait until I’m off on Tuesday to call because that’s a mess
I hate this state and I hate my former employer rn 
Okay. If you need help navigating it, just ping us here. 🙂
Is there no TAC near you?
Honestly my current employer is about to go in the Deathnote too because WHY ARE WE OUT OF ICE CREAM AT AN ICE CREAM SHOP
Errrmm let me look actually I have no clue
Oh yeah I have one in the next town over, do you think it would be easier to go there than to call in?
I would go there and, worst case scenario, they would have to set you an appointment. Source: have done this before. 😅
is there a way to report bugs? one of the "Blind Box Fun" challenges "Play any mode for 15 minutes" doesnt progress at all for me, any help?
Yep! #bug-feedback
Your bank account right now
We just have to hope he bought groceries 
Otherwise he'll start eating the cabinet itself
in the lucky draw of your choice, how many draws is it before u get the skin
The anniversary event one?
Yea
If you're unlucky, all of the draws until you get the skin. A damn small chance to get the skin right away.
Should be a button you can press to get the percentages etc
Is it only 12 draws?
Does the price increase each draw or arae they all just 33 coins
Yeah when one is drawn it disappears
First and second draws are 33 I believe, third one 66
And then just increases from there
The second last one is 1.5k
Is the trial challenges the only challenge for shardverse voyage day or do u unlock more?
So do u know the total price of all 12
Yeah once the trial challenges are completed you should get the skin
Should be a total of 6600
ok thx
too late
heyy
Hello! Welcome in! 
Are we able to spend the time limited coins
I believe you should be able to
yes its possible
Okay good i will gamble and pray i get it under 2200 coins
hey
hi ash
Hey matee
thats what i did myself
how u doing?
hej
Please use English.
doing just fine playing some shard clash
doing just fine playing some shard clash
who leaked my video
Have fun (:
Naanaaa.. you're playing VaLoRaNt ew ew ew
fdaitch
thanks
do middle east server and i will play fragpunk
Is there anywhere to post about issues?
is anyone able to load into ranked? i have been in queue for over an hour
As of like 5 days ago i cant play a match without peeking my ping at 1000 and my fps drops down to like 5
can someone pls explain what the pigment realm is and why people are posting links of it
to receive or donate cards to each other for a chance to win a limited title
ingame
oh how do you participate?
theres weekly quests and daily go to the anniversary page and log in with your ingame acc
everything will be clarified once u re in the page

I don’t like that look in your eye..
I like that look in your eye
ATM it’s a sleepy eye
I’m at work. 
One of these days Brandon we will play 
hihi
Hello!!! 
hru
Insane travel time?!?!?
Erm think you have memory loss
I’m doing well, thanks! I hope you are doing well yourself. 🙂
Well yes I don’t live in the finance district 💀
I don’t drive
Have to take bus and trains
One hour commute is very normal here
It’s even pretty quick
Idk man I think you may need to consult a doc
Ye the UK is cooked
I haven't done anything!
Nope.
same for me
oh i think its steam
when you boot up fragpunk the login button loads and then stops and resets
I also can't log in
Yep. Server downtime. It should have been on Tuesday, but 🤷♂️
Oh…never mind. Their cloud service is down. 
servers down>
i cant even boot it up lol
?
fancy seeing u here
Steam is down, yes.
mate u idiot
how long for cot
hello
nah
There are two problems: Cloudflare, which handles packet latency for game servers, and Akamai, which handles certificates of origin, are both down. Last I heard, Cloudflare was investigating it, but they’re not sure what the cause of it is yet. I haven’t heard from Akamai yet.
kept you waiting huh
Is this game still alive
Yep!
Nice how is the player base
Not as big as everyone would like it to be but it's stable
Hello

Hello! 

how did i end up here

who knows
it's a jett
love val but i fear i'll never go back to it after this game
Hi
Hello! Welcome in! 
yea i hear they have big plans this year aswell
on pc its low but mostly console player play it and its popular in japan
from what i hear
imagine the actor lives near me
and goes to pubs i go to

I may be a monkey
A shoulder pet

ranked?
Sand....what are you doing again
And I'm here trolling in pubs
it was for slay
not you
MY TEAM MATE JUST DROPPED INTO THE BRIDGE???
ew
lmao
Sounds like something I would do
love you bb
@midnight osprey come make out season
hes busy yapping w me
YOU DOING THIS IN FRONT OF HIM?
why are we lying
i manifested this
hes playing his game
im manifesting blocking you
With my table included
youhave to fix this earrape when i just log in to the game i canttttttttt it kills my ears
i had an entire talking session planned out in my head with you about jjk
Oh so it's okey cuz he's playing a game
guess it won’t happen
yes
No
Ur playing comp ur lyinggg
You got a game???
yes
ur main, my smurf & slay
Poco would never treat me like this
Morning chief!
Allo govna
Whole server got invaded by space aliens while you slept
We already traumatized him
I am helping him find love, he's doing amazing
bruh i played 35 minutes of ranked and this 15 minute challenge isnt completing
Either getting a harassment charge or he's succeeding, no in between
uwu
did you actually catch up
I'm a frogonaut
well yes? im only plat on pc 💀
PM at heart
I thought u were diamond
New skin, when?
last season
I know corona got a frog skin but
If they don't drop frogpunk in april I am going to send tomika to their office for a week
I think they should've made everyone a frog version
It needs to be 15 minutes in one run
That would be cool
Ohh icl I thought you got to keep diamond if you reached it and anything above gets reset to diamond
no we all get reset
its peak for silvers

Lol
one of those games was 22 minutes
So anyways, Dex needs a revamp btw
Currently a bit bugged for some 
Dang they got yall fighting in the trenches
ixchel should be banned in duels
Nerf aura
@orchid knoll @round shadow we queueing comp fr or😭
Ncm we can't on my main
Ace and plat can't q
BRING BACK STEAM NOW
hola
aura is bad what are you talking about
Hola -> aloh a
Not sure wym
she's very weak
Nope
at least in mid to lower lobbies
tell me why she's good in your opinion
Her 1 heal per every 10 minutes
Like what?
Cmon now
And wdym her scan takes 4 days to activate
Too broken
Nerf her
Buff ixchel
i need to eat after this one but can after or tomorrow fr
he is wood rank
hes in the streets

princess cakes
Shhh shhh no one's allowed to know
NU UH STAY IN UR LOBBIES
Lemme q with u
We q console
You're getting nerfed
Icl ive scored lower
260 is my al time low
Still won it was so easy I didn't have to play
Dammit I hate how that word corresponding with corn now i was gonna say guuns
But with o's
Sand perhaps was in the upper part of the leaderboard that round
Try something new I had 50
60*
And those were just a nade nothing more
😭😭did u win?
Ofc not
would anyone here be down to join fp customs?
i know dada
You?
DOING CUSTOMS?
IMPOSSIBLE
hey
I need to clear my eyes
We not doing that he's already claimed in my lobbies
You telling me as if I weren't be in it...
wait ur in it
YOU INVITED ME
move along
Oh mah
Lmaooo tomi
She doesn't even know that she invited me into that disc server
I don't see him dming you bright early in the morning to get on
Fragpunk dev, please nerf windwalker by making time to pull out gun after teleport much longer

Yall doing custom rn?
theres like 90 people
our DMs are none of your concern
Clocked tea #know ur girth
That's my dm with her believe it or not
This is upsetting news
AND SHE EMOTED 100%
We need to move at dawn and rid of her
Word for word bar for bar
And we push you into that cell
With her craziness
No I can listen to her british food yapping no longer
Nah it's ggs already
And vegetarian ontop of it all
i just know youre going to bully me the first thing i say on mic
Like max wouldn't

Yet that day never comes
hes busy with his wife
Max also Swedish?

yea
and so she should
Sand n max fr doing something behind the scenes
Alive

dont be bitter
How I summon sand☝️
youre up to date on jjk right
"Mommy"
Ep 7 of the culling ye
Who and fhe what now
No judgement
is hakari top 3 smash material
Look how fast she just started ignoring me instead
Hey mane, domme mommy's are my kryptonite 👀
So ixhel?
I fear women don't have the same eye as man
YES
But Hikari the goat
Her and Serket can GET SOME
He just likes a third leg and petite frame it seems
"With great abbs comes great responsibility now pick me up"
You for ixhel
Ayo
no like i dont even normally like blondes like that but the way he is... just all stupid and violent
What happened to don't judge me? 😂
but listens to his woman
"Woman"
Got throw out the window

cant play slots without a lever
I think Hikari is fun
hiromi SOON
Go pick it back up, twin 😭
im gonna be unwell about him
kirara is a woman yk
I kinda wanted to see him fight I thought ep7 was gonna do that
they better animate his nose correctly
No it's a man
Only mommy @orchid knoll can boss me around
heart eyes
wrong
ew no
the state i was in when the chaps involving him came out
@agile plume come q
Fr tho, you gonna tell me you ain't gonna let Rhea Ripley step on you?
2-4 years dagestan forget
YES MAM WHAT YOU NEED FROM ME?
Wdym Kirara is a woman they said explicitly the "guy"
Oh no
she's trans
Cant forget your starting point
plus in the manga there's a scene where hakari explicitly says he's only into women
i watch dub (dont care, cry) and megumi refers to her as 'they' which i find interesting
that's so cool
Hm
in japanese i think he uses gender neutral terms
megumi my king
frfr
non chalant king fr
Idk what the plan is sand is on his way rn so im waiting for him and idk if our third friend is snoozing or not rn so we waiting on that😭
your WHO
Ah

So me sleep then
replaced me quickly is crazy
I would NEVER replace you
Im just messing what u eating?

Are we doing this again?
im too lazy to cook and my tummy 
doing what
slay is there a way to fix the lag bug on pc?
Let’s go ahead and ban this guy for bullying
are servers back up?
use ethernet cable and make sure youre on your own server
Sand is home soon you can have that juicy pizza and game at the same time
You have been here...for over an hour and couldn't diced what to eat while nex was waiting for you?
Mommy what's this
What a wonderful way to go about life
yes mommy
RIGHT 😔
hes not waiting for me
ooc but peak pfp
hes waiting for his bf
why don’t yall fix the bug tho?
WHA WA WHAAATT?!?!
gotta love linkin park
I WAS
Lmao
bro knows ball
?
Everyone get off ranked im getting on to play
like isn’t pc players crashing and lagging?
no
Queens of the stone age goes better
deftones better
nu uhh
System of a down tickling my fancy recently
I believe in deftones supremacy
they are one of my faves but
Is that a nirvana reference?
my girl ❤️
my friend tried to ply yesterday on pc and he started laggging like crazy
linkin park is my personal nostalgia bait
Passanger
frfr
tool is also great
soad mention!!
Yes and no depending on the song
don’t think it is babe x
what yall know about Rage Against the Machine
I also love Jeff Buckley
my goats
oi josh what you know about getting on the game
been listening to them and chevelle sm recently
IM BUSY RN
His bio not him talking about ranked king
THIS GUY KNOWS SO MUCH BALL
Yeah it’s a nirvana reference
you play ranked?
not really
ah okok
he was so beautiful
josh it’s funny how you have me and owen waiting
Taken from me personally too soon 😔 I could’ve fixed him
Ixchel is waiting for you to get on Josh
the crow soundtrack is actually bar for bar the best soundtrack ever
banger after banger
Sister after sister
i yet have to watch the crow 
the original??

i probably watched it like, ages ago
youll love it
but i dont remember skit
not the remake
i know i will
but me vs movies and series... found dead in a ditch
there's one?
rip chris
yeah with one of the stellengard kids
the one who did pennywise
:/
It’s fragpunk time
oh ..
i looked it up and idk
some movies lose their whimsy as remakes
long haired men hit sm better in themes like the crow got going on
stop lying
just speaking from pure looks as i haven't seen it
hes not even home

hi
hello

ordered
Am I the only one having trouble to enter a conprtitive match?
I've been waiting for a bit under 40 mins...
Work got you having dinner at 10pm
What rank r u
Diamond 5
Yeah
Im guessing you don't wanna pc queues but make sure u got both consoles
Okay
N reset ur queue at 10/15 min
heyya!
Other then it's a sad day for queues for me too
Hello! Welcome in! 
its cos i been yapping with you guys tbh
Yo, bro! 
WE SAID LIKE 15 WORDS MAX NOT 5 HOURS WORTH OF YAPPING
Trying to blame your delaying on us
who eats when they come home from work????
😭UHM ME
heyy mate!
big back becky
I cannot cram all the food I need in to eat if I dont
thats crazy
i need at least 30 mins to decompress
before doing anything
1kg of Greek yogurt is too dry n filling itl make me puke
Hi! 
This is a boomer thing to say
you need 5% fage i told you
yes well
Once I decompress i am gone to lala land
hey welcome
Hello! 
Those extra 40 calories per 100 grams will nuke my calories for the day
💀
broooo
are you eating 1200 cals or what
If I do that I wouldn't be able to eat the cake I did today with no worry 😌

1kg yogurt 300 grams of fish 300 grams of chicken 1liter of milk
Plus whatever I fancy on the side
Asling as it's within 2k
I got screwed on my subway order last week
They said 15/30 min
And when 45 min passed I checked the site and they said 36 more minutes to go
LOL
you couldve made the bread yourself in that time
im gonna go down there and stare at them in the face
Ran by a bunch of 15yods that just come in to smoke get high and then yap cuz its a dead store
Couldn’t be my subway I’m in and out in like 5 minutes
Its cuz the city i life in is beyond saving
I got it
They might not want to deal with you so they do it faster for you but you see they love @agile plume Nex so much that they make him wait on purpose and there's nothing he can do about it
Two bikes outside lol

Maybe they was mad cuz i tipped but it was only like 1 euro
😭
@orchid knoll this guy has gotta go 
Jimmy John’s is much better. 
What did I do?
EU got little to no sandwich shops
Actually my subway loves me, I just get the same thing for dinner so they know me when I go in
Which is just a peppercorn ranch chicken protein pocket
Although I went to Ikes in Cali and they had fire there
I got the chicken parm footlong
My fiancee just sent me a pic of this guy's name on fragpunk named
ThaKiddPredatOR
ban isnt enough
Some about the owner talking about its supposed to be shared??? Bro I could eat 3 of those ik they are packed with calories but still
.
Report for offensive name in game. 
For me my baby (doggo) just came to sleep on me
Now I can't breathe
Worth it
The car RIGHT?
Wich car
Porsche 911
Mods....save me
From this menace to society
Lowkey brought it upon yourself 🤷🏼♀️
I DID NOT
are you ready puff
Omg this reminds me HAVE YALL SEEN THAT MONKEY PUNCHY IN THE ZOO THAT GETS BULLIED 😭
Waiting on sand
I literally love him and I’m gonna have to air out some of those bullies 😭
LMAOOOO
…yes. I just want to hug the little guy. 
Imma hop on alt rn wanna run 1 till he gets on?
yea
Add me chumalum
Don't judge my name
Also my mic doesn't work lobby only on the match for some reason
Oh sand said he's on in about 5
not finding you
i copied and pasted
Okey nvm its notnokey
stupid gen z

for a brief moment i thought u're talking about warwick..
huh
That’s Warwick. ||We don’t talk about the abomination of Arcane Warwick.||
that is just hilarious
He is really fun to play, but gah…his healing is nuts.
Anybody here play MTG?
It’s been a while, but yes.
i love it
better nerf Irelia
Have you ever played Commander? And if so, which creatures do you think would best represent each of the lancers in terms of function and Color pie affiliation?
wait so if you're master the event basically doesnt count for your rank games?
Broker I think aligns pretty well with some form of red, maybe red and green or even just mono red?
As a Sion main, 
what do you mean?
hello where can I report a toxic player?¿
well you have the report button in game when you play
ye Ik
except that there's not really something more
Someone tell the Devs Now that they brought all the lucky draw skins back they should make a colorway for the OGs 🙃
Frr
Like it only protects 1 loss if your master and up..so basically useless
oh damn, yeah it bad
Hi friends:)
tbf
i think that is correct
high ranks should not need rank protection
just my own opinion
true
@slow mango does
hi husband
he needs just a permanent one
huh?
didnt request your opinion btw
yeah so keep it to yourself next time thanks

just don't @ me. you're annoying highkey
i mean if you didnt want people to discuss why did you post here?
Naps are a wonderful invention
Faked sleeping just to be a “rebel” at 8 lol
my naps are turning into actual sleeping overnights nowadays ngl
Shots fired between blud and slay
BRO I JUST CHECKED
I LOVE THIS RANK PROTECTION
I SHOT UP 30 SPOTS IN THE SPIDER LEADERBOARD
No shots fired when you’re shooting nerf ammo
TRUEEE
MY HUSBAND AFTERALL
i just made the most 0 iq and unexpected play in my r6 ranked match, in my entire carreer
What you meant was 200 iq
lemme clip and show u real quick lmao
About to witness glory
about to witness apes trying to figure out whats going on
Does r6 stand for 6 regards
yea
Anyone wanna join my group of 4 for a diamond ranked match
This is how I feel in my r6 ranked matches sometimes. My friend has a crazy clip of me missing every shot on melusi and then him planting the bomb and turning around and killing her 😭



