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some random slimed out path and replaced her in that skin specifically i swear
guys I think it's cute...
she looks so out of character in it and she knows it
but the only way I can kinda tell its path is bc of the nose
it is, but her face 😭😭
it didn't match her freak so she lowk put on a different face
wasn't her dnd character some mushroom
wait its MEANT TO BE SOMEBODY DIFFERENT??
i literally never took a closer look at her bp skin cuz it freaks me out
maybe 😭? Or just her as her dnd character
this is how i felt about hollows winterpass
i mean her model is fine but the render was just so
knight bundle….
guys I don't think we're getting valentines skins
maybe a bit later cuz im certain theyd feature corona in it
but rexie the og dev said we're getting axon catboy maid skin
I am waiting so impatiently for a wildstyle skin
it's criminal how she's getting nothing rn
frag if you loved us you would release an axon&counter&wild bundle next chapter
YEEEEEES
we need more ship content…
I nearly have my first level 25 lancer btw 🥹
they lowk should put my oc into the game for yaoi content
barely any yaoi potential in the game im crine
LMAOOO
broker is like 42
almost every male character is like in their 30s or above holy unc
corona is 58 
old men yaoi potential
pushing 60 😭
i was gonna say "he doesn't look his age at all" but then remembered i solely use the dragon slayer skin on him
where he looks arguably younger
wonder how young he is in that skin
id say in his 40s
43, trust
wait wym im the same age as zephyr
i thought shes older
that makes me wonder how old coronas daughter is
how are none of the women a day above 30
RIGHT
Damn that's like the same age as slay
I WANT A CRANKY OLD WOMAN LANCER NEEOWWWW!!
she probably reached unc status as well
you're telling me pathojen and ixchel aren't above 30...?
ixchel is like 28
yeah.........
path too i think
i wish path was older than axon
their dynamic would be even funnier then
it’s like they’re scared of making older women in games
like I thought serket would be older
she def deserves to be a case like ww
where she's significantly older but looks like she does rn at least
rightt uhgg
I’m betting right now if we do get a girl lancer that’s “old” she’s gonna look baby faced young
genuinely pondering if we will get a female lancer next chapter
cause..
I thought they’d even out the roster rn but with wild apparently not
and they haven’t teased anything so it’s like
completely random
i dunno i'm gonna let myself get surprised i suppose
I think ixchel and Sonar r the oldest womans, both have 29
SONARS 29???
IM DOING THAT TOO AND I DONT ECEN ??
ok to be fair I haven’t really played sonar a lot
Btw the newest lancer is Hurricane he have 18 and its in school
If i am not wrong i am in the global with her
I need to play both aura and sonar more
Sonar is a very good lancer and u can get easy points with her bc of ecolocalization
I’ve picked her up a little and yea 🥹
Hi everyone and good day from me 🙂and happy Monday and a new amazing week. Hope everyone is well. Also its my birthday in 6 days. Today have a busy day with work shift I have and also have a lot of preparations and paperwork for work we got on the new building special ship in Pula shipyard so I am more happy now. Also having heavy hangover from yesterday carnival party whole day. Have a great day and much love all.
im more used to lancers with offensive tactics in their loadouts tho tbh 🥲
Nice, maybe we can talk to reunite information abt the lore
i actually have like a good amount of the lancer stories written down
is reunite a word?? i didnt even think b4 speak
i have at least 5 lancers with the full stories
Which ones?
uhh ixchel, chum, axon, jaguar, windwalker
Nice
hurricane and pathojen too i think
To ger their biograph u need at least level 16 with them
I have zephyr, pathogen, corona bc sm1 send me, axon, sonar, ixchel and broker maybe
does scan reduction cut down nitros turret range?
I’m pretty sure i have spider at 16 too, I’ll have to check later
atr we need a seperate server for frag lore if the official won't give us a lore channel lmao
ohh i alsmot 16 with spider
If it's not too much trouble, could you send me the biographies of Jaguar, Chum, Windwalker, and Hurricane? I really need them to write the complete lore
I can send by dm!
Okok
I HAVE WILDSTYLES!!
that I still need to write for you
Hey can u send me the wildstyle biograph?
when I write it for ril he can just send it to you
Ok ok ty
I need that too can u send?
I feel ridiculous asking things from everyone, but anyway
what’s in it for me
warm fuzzy feelings for doing something nice
yes i'll do that once i hop on frag
it's cool:3 we need more ppl nerding out about frag lore
👍
Nice? Never heard of her
Heard wildstyle is getting a major skin soon
i mean id hope
probably when the starship discipline drops

IS THAT
WUTHERING WAVES
yes

hell yeah
i haven’t had warm fuzzy feelings since the day she left
yeah that skin is amazing lol, got leaked in FP china and now i know why wildstyle was the only lancer that didn’t have a starter bundle on release
they already said they were lying...
whoever cooked that skin needs a raise
no clue what he’s yapping about
all of you lie
but it’s the truth
genuinely why do u think wildstyle did not get a skin on release?
hurricane did, aura did, counterfeit did, windwalker did
Or did I lie because I dont want you to be happy about it and 
@tiny tartan genuinely why did u send me a friend req u clanker
acc created on jan 7th
ur not getting my data u peter thiel knockoff
Me too LMAO
Dave isn’t getting me
Morning
Morning hato!
My liege
hi
#1 mod right here fr fr
I’m gonna grow up to be like you one day 


You're about to be the ruler of the universe already
They’re choosing to not give me a goth girl because they knew I’d become unstoppable if they did 
Noooo
get better soon we need our tomika
Ngl I possibly be in worse condition then I was yesterday night
I can't even trust myself behind the wheel

If you can carry me through those games you’ll be out of the doctors office in 3 minutes I believe it

Ngl I arrived last 10 mins hoping I can go in as last person
There are at least 5 people waiting

Doc about to say that you died a year ago
Lol
Tell them you get special access to the doc because you’re PM in fragpunk
re

Universe ain't ready for that yet, it has to give tomika a mommy first sadly
We're currently waiting for that patch
WHATEVER YOU DO don’t say “what time am I picking you up” when they ask for your phone number
Ngl even my parking is god damn hilarious
I just parked right in front of their door
Hungarian solutions 
That’s in the next patch I believe
Nah here they don't ask for it
HELLO IM NEW (✿◕‿◕✿)
They give you meds,stay at home thing so it's proven that you are sick, gets a pay cut from those said days you didn't work
And that's it I think?
Welcome in friend!
You should ask if the nurse takes in house calls for check ups
I mean ahem
They ain't gothic so not worth it

Hey you never know
If it's @orchid knoll thooo
welcome :3
Exactly you never know my HG like to pretend she’s goth and she’s a RN
Unfortunately I know lol I had the same nurse for the past 20 years
Doc is always different
Granny the gothest of them all, trust
But the nurse is the same one

Over here they look normal during work hours, second shift is over they look like they just walked out of a punk pub
That's sadly too realistic
My sibling was a nurse she quit tho
Was too much
I have 3 RN friends and all 3 love raves concerts and extracurricular activities
I don’t know how they do it
Facts I’ve seen one of them drink coffee at like 11pm I’m just sitting there like
Yeah it's an awful job to be honest
People got some damn funny stores though
Yup seems about right
Nope
I'm not that crazy wdym 😭 even slay ain't responding to me anymore 😭
Anya still around Tho? 👀
Idk man I’ve heard some pretty Sus stuff from you wouldn’t surprise me
I'm totally normal
Diabolical
It really is I love the actor
The movie is based on you man
????? No?????
''Based on a true story, it's about tomika''
Says so at the title
Let me talk to Tomika
Yknow why he’s not feeling good? We haven’t bullied him lately
No no
How many people are in front of you now?
3 more people in front of me mannn
Oh
So far what I got
40.2C fever
Throw up
Can't walk/move my body properly
Major headache
Can't eat
Can't drink
@midnight osprey if we don’t hear from Tomika later today we know we had to go on a rescue mission or he’s been captured by a goth and he’s right where he needs to be

TRUE
Also my reaction time doesn't exist
Damn dude I’m sorry :( 
Second we took a break he became sick
It's literally so god damn random how on earth I got sick
I literally went to bed full healthy then next day puf
Dying
Sounds like you need ibuprofen
Possibly
Unless he’s pregnant then he can’t take that
Happens to me a billion of times during winter
Go sleep normal, wake up like a crashed alien in the desert
Im kinda forced to eat honey 🍯 and dear mama tells me "well you need to go work otherwise you lose your job" me: ???
He has been holding hands with someone?
You know who on this god damn earth gonna go work a 12h night shift like this and drive 2h
Tomika laying on his deathbed and his mom tells him to go work
(back and forth)
Literally
"it's just a small fever"


Tomika’s mom gonna say “drink some water and get back to it”
Was good knowing you, I'll bring some apple juice to your gravestone
But if they let me go from work so I don't infect the others I'm messed up cuz I don't have a bus to go home with at all
And I clearly can't drive home
She'll blame the lack of vegetables
Take those flintstone gummies you’ll be good as new I promise
That’s what they want us to think
The what
Flinstone gummies and some sniffing salt
Will make him factory reset
You’ve never had those????
I probably had but the name doesn't ring a bell
I swear every mom on this planet will probably swear by them for their kids
whole bottle
About to have as much vitamin in your body as the human population has in a week
Whole bottle and you’ll become the flintstone vitamin
Put him on a kebab machine and we sell pieces of him for 50 bucks

Vitamin kebab shop
I’m a good boy I follow directions on bottles “wash your hair with this every other day”
Me: 
''Do not drink'' Aw man
"92 in 1"

“Take every 4 hours”
Me a rebel: takes it every 5 hours
Includes battery acid in case you need it for your batteries
That's how we explode
It's good for my hair

Tomika makes alpha tiktok videos after he goes above the daily maximum intake of caffeine
He becomes the crypto man you see in those ads
The nurse got to Tomika
We’re gonna miss that little ant 
Hopefully she doesn't accidentally step on him
He should be easy to spot running around the hospital floor
Hopefully she does he’d probably like it

True, but we can't give him treats before he gets healthy
That’s slays job someone needs to watch him
True, but she'll probably poke him underwater with a toothpick
Who is responsible for the creator program?
I got my meds
ThunderFire Creator Hub: Earn cash & in-game rewards by creating gaming videos and streams.
hi
Does anyone know if they are going to bring back the memories store I messed up and only bought two things I thought I could buy up to 5 like at different times!! The ghost pepper loves rose skin😭😭😭
Maybe next year

Ugh
We get a similar one soon tho it has S1 Kismet skin and Patho skin that was in the price pool that's worth mentioning
Like the loves rose!? That would be amazing
No
Love rose Is not price pool skin
I meant like similar
Uhh no not even similar
Goddess patho
Cyber kismet
Actually
Flourish skins are in there
Those are similar?
Ye look up flourish price pool skins
Okay!
I never got that skin but it looks so pretty I see people using it when they get like the last kill
Anyone here have the full Hollowpoint biograph?
Poco
The amount of meds I got..is just not right
I SWEAR IM NOT CRAZY
Ngl I don't wanna take a pic how much meds I have
Now I wanna see LOL
No u dont
Oh ok I don’t wanna know now?
When is that awesome looking futuristic rifle skin and the limited time fragpunk coin part of the event going to start?
It keeps showing it and saying it was supposed to start on the 5th, but I can't find that part of the event anywhere
Nope
The weekly XP cap is killing me 💔😭
In 2 days 🤠💪
19th
i just got done with a 8x winning streak in ranked and load directly into a bot lobby in standard you can't make this up
I suggest drinking water and having some juice and food before taking your pills 🫡
Recover soon 
Already did atm just waiting for my faith

Ohhh waiting for faith glad you met her
Jokes aside I hope you recover and get some rest
i haven't played this game in so long i dropped from pm to plat lmao
#in-game-binding here you go
You are amazing, thank you
Welcome back, ig
then perhaps i could be your guide, mademoiselle?
looking for some teammates 💅 dm meee
Do you ever think about that all these gifs (non ai) are of actual humans living with us? Crazy
Hey you can also try #find-teammates or #lfg-requests 
Maxx don’t tell my boss but I may or may not have a drink with me right now
Mondays are basically sundays
Sundays are weekend
whats good beautiful people
Nothing much, a relaxing monday to be honest. How're you mate?
w rizz
I’m beautiful people :D
all gooood. lil bit tired, hate mondays
we need 1 for eu ranked plat+
Hey mate, you can find people in #find-teammates - #lfg-requests
cant post in there
Have to click on the language first in #find-teammates and then follow the steps. In #lfg-requests you click on contact if there's someone you'd like to join
will remember for future thanks
why cant we find a game with a 5 stack?
is this game dead or the servers down or something?
that’s W+ rizz wdym
you got love where the game disconnecting you where you're in 34 wave... you're not even getting to anything it's not because of your computer's fault it's not because of your internet's fault, the game is fault
no one will ever know what this was
@sturdy eagle Judgment on the rizz?
ngl i am amazed the copypasta made it through all the censors the server has, and i am even more amazed the one who wrote this from the original image could do so many grammar mistakes
😭 why
I put on my wizard robe and hat
Goodbye
all that for me?
I’m just going to choose you believe you meant I have wifey aura
Slay thats exactly what they thought
Wifey material

So loyal even dms are closed 
Just for you, bloodninja
You truly get it

The original copypasta sauce
my favorite copypasta will always be the one with keir
What one
Not Keir Starmer 
Hate dat guy
I wanna use a nitro drone and bigger and badder against him..
moving onnnn
Having a day off from work is amazing. I got a lot done.
That’s it. That’s the post. 
@slow mango
They are bringing back cyber saint kismet
I am now a kismet main
I will learn her
I have it three

Maybe focus on not selling games ;) LMAO
oof
I haven’t sold any of my games
To be fair, this is 2026. Selling games was so 1996. 😅
True
I’m just kidding ily March
Yoooo
Yo! 
People tell me I have a problem with alcohol but I’m actually really good at it


I got
a monster
some old bay chicken nuggies
And a choccy milk
And no I was not dyno
That’s more than what I had so far, which was an Apple, a banana, some toast, oatmeal, a sugar free Red Bull and a protein drink.
And water. Lots of water. 😅
How’s everyone doing
I’m doing well on this Monday how are you doing friend :)
Same people tell me I abuse it
But I never hit my drinks
Exactly!! You get it
yo
10d of nitro on this bad boy of an account actually
who gifted
You'd be nicer if you gifted to me fr 👀
Uhhhhh I’m broke now… 
To myself but I thought about it!
Me too twin
Hope you get fixed soon 🙏🏻
A goth girl will do just that 
I didn't mean it like that 😭
guys pls can someone play with me
Maybe, I'm kinda mid at the game tho
K, what's the user?
im not a pro too lol
come private chat
Ok
Will I be able to get a ranked match today? lets see
probably not is the answer
10 minutes, no match!
why wont it let me login on fragpunk
20 minutes no match!
Sometimes when that happens to me I need to update my game
What rank are you? Do you have your servers set to auto?
gold right now
and yes
but even when it's not set to auto I cannot get a single ranked match what so ever
I haven't been able to do ranked for like, that last 3 patches
yeah so
OC isnt very populated
well duh
I feel like the times I play NA (like 8pm-2am est) I see a lot more people on. There is a possibility just a lot of people aren’t on rn because of work/school
so youre going to need to switch servers probably
but even outside of that I used to be able to get matches in ranked
I do switch servers
I said that
it used to be fine
i find it hard to believe there's no gold games in EU
I never get one
are you on console?
no
Maybe try crossplay?
crossplay is always on for pc
Ohhh I didn’t know that, I’m only console.
That feels like a silly feature, but idk the reasoning why behind that
cos PC are considered to be at an advantage more often than not
You could try duo stacking with someone
none of my friends play this game
That makes sense
could always ask someone here
You could try #find-teammates or #lfg-requests and find a random who’ll duo
or in global chat
I love global chat
There have been moments where I’ll get on frag just to watch global chat sometimes because it cracks me up.
I swear people’s ego will be the death of some games.
fr
I wish I could help, but unfortunately I’m at work. I would get on my alt and try crossplay if I was home
I would help but I’m about to get off work and take a nap 
If you suspect it might be your account or something wrong with your game you could potentially email it to #game-support
I don't see why it would be my account tho
cos I've got the highest honor rating
also enjoy the nap
I don’t either
I’m gonna email you personally 
I’ll believe it when I see it buckaroo 
not the buckaroo
I’ve been called worse especially by her


I'm gold oce servers and like, usually to get games I find a few when queueing specifically europe servers but you gotta learn to get used to the 300 ping
Us servers are alright in the afternoon
The only bad thing I’ve ever said about him was that he sells games, because I was about 4 pixels away from him and he just watched Aura gun me down 👆🏻
I don't just queue for auto that never gets me games bc I feel like it only really looks for australia or singapore matchrs
I'm just gonna quit tbh
Its miserable but it works
it's no fun dominating in QP and I'm not in the mood to be this miserable
legit enemies just appear in front of me and shot me once and I'm dead
Lies you called me bad one time
I remember that very clear

That just doesn’t sound like me 😔
If its early morning or afternoon you could always just try one of the us servers
You can likely find a game
atp this game is just miserable
which is a shame cos I loved it before they changed whatever it was they changed a couple patches ago
The community just needs to advertise the game if the devs won't
The game has so little players rn because a gem is hard to find
the devs tanked their goodwill when someone tweeted making fun of another game that was EoSing
from the games official twitter
...well dyno, at least you did your job lol
Morning chief
Hey Geta
FORGEWEEKEND5!
morning mate
Nah fr tell me why I’m doing marshmallow dmg through Wildstyle’s wall 😔
It’s like I place it down just to shoot marshmallows
And when they hit me it’s like getting hit by a nuke, just absolutely obliterating my hp
You need to do headshots if possible or try to place yourself in ways you can't really get hit/ kinda difficult
Hi everyone here and good night from me ❤️
going shortly to sleep as I am pretty tired and sleepy from hard work day and have hard work shift in the morning and a busy day preparing for work journey I have this Thursday to city of Pula to work on the ship in shipyard. Much love and have a great day.
yall i feel like ther are some steps missing here..
💀
oh wow
i forgot i couldnt send images
basically it was this folding thing
and step 2 was a simple fold
skipping to step 3 that had like a bajillion other folds that wasnt shown how to do
😭
hiiiiii
how ya doin
Sick u?
hope u feel better soon
im alr
im making a lollipop bouquet for my boyfriend
Got 6 boxs of meds that doc wrote me 💀
aaaand im tryna figure out how to wrap it
oh
yeah idk
im just praying for u
at this point
😭🙏
Currently I'm fine but.....uhh idk
diamond is a completely different game imo
all of a sudden enemy team is using line ups
and they all aim like prime s1mple
on awp
yea..
i play only 3 hours and i gold 5 :(
gold easy asf
thats a normal rank
for a new player
im deadass suffering rn
we ab to lose
lmao
id rather stay plat 1 forever, deadass
same bro
2-5 rn
lmao
i swr
2v2
🙏
Type swede and check the second gif
nice. i managed somehow to get to diamond 3 i think last season

@midnight osprey
Yo
Does anyone know how to fix this issue I'm having i keep just seeing blue with the hud showing
qwe lost chat
Hello!
should i risk it and pla another
What’s your packet loss and other performance?
im on 0
Can’t win if you don’t queue
real
YO SOMEONE HELP ME OUT
MY TEAMS KINDA BUNS
🙏
All fine checked that stuff
You got Tomika on your team?
At what moment does it happen?
Second you pick lancer etc before match start?
When the round starts
i don’t trust nitro mains
you can just not banned ones lol
i tagged you twice???
HOW YK IM A NITRO MAIN
what
i sent a cat bru
where
Weird light blue screen
i need your help
we played games cuh
what do u need my help with
When I had that issue it was because I got a bug where if I picked a character way too fast it bugged out and just became like you’re explaining it. I fixed it by verifying game files AND picking lancers after card picks
also @brittle dawn got timed out for 8h cuz of spam
im ok
see what my connections can do?
Yeah
Okay I'll try that but i have the game on epic launcher
Yup
google my time at sandrock and logan and fang. which one should i romance
Want me to guide you on how to verify gamefiles on epic?
Nah i got it thank you

Hey, everyone. I’m looking for group to play with. I’m just looking for standard play. Anyone wanna join?
You could also check out #find-teammates and #lfg-requests my friend 
i just did and what the opposite of heaven am i looking at
Kool thanks
like?
just which one
looks better
i cant decide!
Both
unfortunately polyamry not in this game
Get a cardboard cutout of them
how’d u go from toji and ww to that????
Or a bodypillow
i don’t understand
google them seperately
fang looks like a short king
Tomika about to make a bodypillow of your server profile when he survives his sickness
”I survived hell with the power of slay” and then have you with him to work
ykw, go fang.. logan reminds me of logan paul
I read cow and got excited for a second
there are cows in the game too
Buying
yeah fang doesnt really talk so his crow does it for him lol
seriously tho i like it
theres voice acting
like a better stardew
and you can go mine cave diving
ya
Who play with me in ranked i have 2kda im plat
SOLD
LMAO
#find-teammates and #lfg-requests work too
I fell asleep 11:30 and here I am 
you start off with another person moving in at the same time as you and idk if its always a girl but we're in competition now
Can you kill others?
but theres animals/monsters to kill
Evolution is peak, every animal get something that helps them survive and we get Photoshop where we can make astronaut frogs
LMAO
Not very vegetarian of you 
Calling the vegetarian community
imagine they were collecting all that knowledge in the alexandria library
only for us to end up like this

they strike first!
i dont eat them either
just use their carcasses for building 
So it’s self defense and just a hobby at this point
do you guys celebrate shrove tuesday tomorrow

I can’t wait to buy myself some semlor
The inside is either vanilla or almond paste
Depends on what you like
Classic way is almond paste
almond >>>
Can’t wait to hear the yearly debate on how the correct way to eat them is
Some use fork, some eat like a donut, others eat the top first
and what toppings you put on
I’ll trade a semla for some pancakes
im planning berries and choc/hazelnut spread
Hazelnut spread sounds like a damn good time to be honest
CHOCOLATE and hazelnut. god tier
Chocolate better not be Nutella tho
nope
Real chocolate at least
m&s
The amount of valorant clips I see just people ff cuz of q Smurf is wild

I’m awake
I’ve only played valorant normally and not out of it once
I don't even play val...
All the other times I have had to clean up my cans from the hydration party
As you should 
POOCOOOOO
It's super long games make me go crazy
12 rounds too much for my brain
The people talking make me lose my mind ngl
That too
Val players make me think that my voice is alright
Valorant is like one big social experiment
Each update is a nerf on a persons capacity 
I played val for the first time is over a year yesterday just to see whats going on w it
And it made me realize it is SO MUCH easier than fp
The amount of people down bad in it is crazy
Also val is so bland and not colourful like.. maybe im biased bc I love fp but it’s so boring
All my wasted money on it on mediocre skins when u can get smth way cooler on fp for £4
This I agree on 100%
I literally logged in and it was so GREY
Like where else am I gonna get literally every color in skins
Even w nvidia colours on my monitor
this is why i will never play OW ever again
horrible colour palette
it is very basic
I remember it being sm better back in the day I must’ve fallen for a propaganda
Cs is better imo
hello, is raw accel banable?
Overwatch was peak in like 2019 imo
all third party programmes/software are
as per EULA
but its only for mouse sensitivity bro
like custom curves if yk?
its nothing what influence the game
you can double check with #game-support
hello
hello
found this from Brandon @orchid knoll
None of the moderation team are apart of the game support
We can only advise based on the EULA
yea idk, i dont get if its now allowed or not xD
as I said, for further clarification you can reach out to game support directly
No printer
No ink 
No paper 
Healthy tree 
😭 so I gotta be more sneaky behind the wall
I gotta be a roach 😔
Welcome
Yuhhhh ty
are the kill counter broken




