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london mid af
LMAO slay defend urself
Except when someone gets stabbed
😭
I've never been to London, so I'll take your word for it.
Everyday?
"expect" 😭
But apart from that!!!
APART SHE SAYS
What happened to Keanu
He visited london for a few days
</3
Listen it was a one offffff
It's AI.
Heard some arguing and then cling cling from the blades hitting each other

''GUYS CUT!! Redo the scene'' 

Knives are more personal though, since you have to be hugging range from the person
London really just a nomans land
It's like a angry love poke
It’s night city
They be out here sword fighting n stuff
Only legends like me survive
U mean going to work n back
Legends? That’s one word to describe…
same in lots of other places. RG area is just as bad
Being a law abiding citizen 😭😭😭
Slay probably runs from people holding knives and ducks into alleyways like they do in movies and they run past the alleyway
And say “phew that was close”
Verily, my good lord, the scoundrel hath most audaciously purloined my sacred biscuit!

Cops just need to hook a strong magnet to the back of their car and the streets are safe

I hope several bikes run you over
Slay i know you indulge in stewed eel
And push you into the canal
So we are being racist now
LMFAO
do you know how many Dutch people I annoyed
That's the sleeping quarters for said bikes though
That’s mean you told me to be nicer
how i share screenshot to bug report?
That doesn’t mean I can’t bully nex
i have insanely evidence for one bug
Please email #game-support
SEE BULLYING MODS
Yeah but bullying people is mean
Erm achtually!
No no
Get her GOVNAA
Oh, she bullies me. I don't mind it, though. It's not like it's the first time I've been bullied, and her game is weak. 
what is it
how are u gonna say no to stewed eels bro
stewed eel???
It’s jellied eels
You pleb
Hark! I do presently make mine noble pilgrimage unto the grand emporium of provisions known as Tesco, that I might procure sundry victuals and household wares!
y’all should eat korean fried chicken like normal people
Screw the tourist attractions, you went to tesco every day
Loool
Uhm this is somehow worse
I have my clubcard!! Ready for discounts
MODSSSS
As a normal sane person I eat knäckebröd
But
Pie and mash
Is usually served same time
And that is godly
I see nothing
Ye no
okay we’re gonna have a mexican standoff now maxx, which knäckebröd is ur favorite? mine (and the only right choice) is the wasa red package one, with sesame/seed topping and very bright in color
used to be a classic in bamba
The all time favorite has to be julknäcke, it's just too perfect. But the real discussion is not about the type of knäckebröd, the real talk is.... Which side do you put your butter on
Only correct way is the bumpy side
Also since you were thinking about getting a cat, this will be you wait
Food channel when
yes, that’s where i put it, but some knäckebröd is also just non-bumpy at all

A most grievous misfortune hath befallen mine household — for lo, my poor feline companion is ensnared within the dreadfully churning engine of laundry! 
do u say kex or chex
Don’t put that evil!!!
That's a crime
have you never had those super flat ones in bamba
triangle shaped
taste like rock
some days in bamba were really rough i tell you
we had to resort to brutal things to survive
I forgot to do my interrogation too, how close to Skåne are you
LMFAO
These kids are asking this man if he’s been to Epstein island
I’m crying
😭
i’m closer to oslo than skåne
I am way too close to stockholm for my own comfort
''I have my own little bunkbed''
Poor guy
I won a game :D
Are you able to post tournement winners in like #server-news
I'm not, but that is a great idea. 🙂
The only people who get to know who wins are well people in the tournament
There should be more transparency/promo about it to people who don't participate
Told u I'm extremely sick atm I can't do a thing or even play properly so...yeh
hello, i have a question, as a pc player i was playing a match, and i noticed my ping would spike up for no reason, doesn't happen on other games as well, is this common for other players? also is gear up actually worth it or would it not affect anything?
@fluid river
guys please help me out i started playin the game 4 days ago , i mean it's great/perfect but there's an issue with it THE RAM USAGE like a friend of mine has 32gb of ram and it uses it all and we both can't play cuz of this , im literally having only the game opened lowest quality no background apps and i still have fps drops/freezes i found a guy on youtube who said he has the same issue and that it's not fixed until devs finds a fix for it
if it is a memory leak (and it sounds like one) then settings cannot fix it, only the devs
that's what i thought too
anybody wanna play pigment realm
f it ill play
Please report #game-support


Hey @fluid river
@eternal pollen #registration
whatever is in the store is what is available to purchase at this moment
- the bundle event
Does anyone know if the new Memories Store will update or if it leaves in 18 days
How to register for a duo tournament?
We have a tournament set to start, but we only have 2 teams signed up so far. Still, if you want to register, it's #registration .
But registration here is for a full team of 5 people. I heard there's a tournament for 2 people.
No, there isn't.
I don't even know how that would work
Sure you got the right game? 
You’re so smart slay
greetings
Yo why am i only getting 5 points for windwalker
Is my wish granted
Did aura get a rebuff
Did chum get nerfed
Oh how could I forget
I don’t deserve to be happy

bad ig
what's with the attitude
Nah nothing im just saying if i was bottomfragging i wouldnt mind
what rank are you? maybe the higher you are the points are capped
or you are top xx lancer
lol 'nah nothing'
Yeah
then that's probably it
im barely gold, never midn getting close to the top
or not

idk
sounds weird, maybe send a ticket
the only time i get like 5 points is when ive swapped to a lancer mid game
or for duels
reasonable obv
but if youre playing an entire game thats weird
Alr ill do that
It has to deal with 1) how you used your abilities- if you get hits with your wind or if you use abilities
2) the more points you have for a lancer the less you get plain and simple
3) the more deaths you have the more points it reduces
Hi

Beansprouts
Yo what up guys
@slow mango wait for mee
waiting for a match so boring...
That moment when a French streamer tbags and shoots bodies after a single round win 💀
^this seems to be becoming a more common thing to run into xD
poco doing gods work
🫡
We love poco 
Man I am still so used to the other account
i was using this more often, due to work, meetings and stuff tho haha
indeed we do
Morning chief!
hey Geta!
mornin
Aye hope everyone having a great one 🙂↕️
hello
Hello! 
wassup
Press x to doubt
hello
I got 3 8% drinks I’m ready to not remember a single game I play tonight
Only 8%?
anyone on rn
hello chat
8% is basically air
realest mindset
i should lowk try frag rn cuz i'm not on the same planet
but listening to linkin park on my xbox 360

Hell yeah
suddenly i'm 8 years old again and stare at the music visualizer three hours straight

i want to have a word with you my dear husband!!
Oh look at the time!! Gotta go
Someone for play in ranked
Hello! You can try to also find people here #lfg-requests or #find-teammates

Thks
just as i thought haha
What’s the word you wanted to have…
that does include you lol
No I’m gonna leave latti is bullying me
Nuh uh you've signed a contract of now staying in here forever
Not even geta is allowed to leave, I'll harass him
Watch me 
I will tape pancakes to your front door
you'd be suprised how much i know
So tell me what we needed to have a chat about
Depends on the topic 
oh, you are heavily involved😬
I'm fine with that I've made people in here mad 
I’m gonna go shower in the dark and cold and see what it’s like as a baby monkey surviving in the rainforest

im not mad, i just said you are involved lol
LMAOO
Reminded me of that one dude eating a banana in the shower
how do i kindly tell someone that i really don't care for spider
''Spider is as useful as a taco underwater'' 

we're talking abt spider with his character lore here cuz i highly respect anyone who mains him
but i don't know skit about this guy
I feel bad for all the baby monkeys out there…
You and me both
Just started today still learning placed gold 2 lfg
Hi
Hi everyone here and good night from me ❤️
Got now in my bed to sleep as I am pretty tired and sleepy from hard busy day and tomorrow have the big carnival parade whole day with my awesome costume and family party in the evening so will be home very late and possibly drunk like last year. Much love and have a great day. 🙂
Hello
You can try out these channels to find some teammates #lfg-requests & #find-teammates

hi
Hello! Please use English only, thank you!
i need Italian friends for a party..
HI
Glad you find our server rules amusing @craggy pollen 
Hi!
You can use #find-teammates
Hello
Can I use it? :D
Geta how are the kangaroos treating you these days
:3
You already have all your friends thilly
Yknow it’s not too late to have a fragpunk Valentine’s Day :3

He's having a glass of milk with one as we speak
Except that geta has top shelf in his glass instead
Depends, it's the 15th in europe

I feel bad for everyone lactose intolerant in here
they need to eat more concrete 😏

I knew this gif would be handy!!
So many people that could be sent that gif
Slay didn’t respond :(
Probably hanging out with her boyfriend, if I had to guess. 🙂
No no well yes but no it’s because I was mean
But poco is right here
Yo any1 tryna run some ranked
Need 1 for 5 stack diamond or higher asap
Could check out #find-teammates and #lfg-requests to increase your chances too 
Heard that
Finally got a game after an hour long Que and it’s just 3 console kids using snipers and dmrs
Hi 🙂
Welcome
Hey is there any mod I can dm about something in this server?
Use #moderator-help
Ty


Talking about me 
Happy Valentine's day people 
Welcome to the it was ypur teammates club
hi
That was absolutely beautiful
Poco doing some godly work right there
Cluthed the whole round like a boss
Thank you 
How do I get the tag?
For a second I thought you were someone else
go get a gf lmao
XD well go hang out w her its v day
im making mine watch me play frag punk
That’s tech
un patched method
anyone still do toy frontline?







Stop changing your name lmao

Neverr
Im becoming pocoyo next😸
NO
YES
This world should only see 1 Pocoyo
Lol jk
Have a goodnight

My ping in Europe server is 250 but why
My friend in same location have 144 ping
He has pc and i have xbox
No men before update i use to get 132 ping in Europe
@dim meteorHello, please use English only, thank you!

On skib
this is so true

Everything gonna be alright, calm down poco

Everything is not gonna be alright

i think he took it seriously
ME??? SELL YOUR GAMES??
YES
I wish there were more Pocoyos, because one would actually que with me
instead of just que sniping me
I HAVE BEEN SOLO QUEING
WDYM
I JUST HAPPENED TO BE 3 STACKING TONIGHT
actually, I am grown I need to calm down
lol
You never tell me whenever I see you you’re in a 3 stack 
okay next time I am on solo and I see you solo queing I'll invite you to see if you actually hate me or not
Goodnight geta :3
I told myself I’d get off an hour ago
Then I hit a penta first match
I’m deciding between sleep and leaderboard rn
Hey everyone here good morning and happy Carnival parade Sunday here from me❤️ Hope everyone is well. I am busy with family things whole day and with the carnival parade day in my city as I will be going to the party in the evening. Have a great day all and much love from me. 🙂 🙂
Have a lovely and safe time!!
Thank you Thank you x
Hello everyone
Hello
Hii
hello everyone, hows everyone. ive been playing the game for a bit. like the last 3 seasons. i didnt start it from the beginning. but ive enjoyed the game. but i think after this season is done. im gonna go to all my other games. but, i will still recommend the game to others. enjoy lancers, im off to other adventures after this season is over. :3
we are looking for a 5 stak need one more gold/plat, add me (pettypoo2.0)
I suppose il my dry french thick unnecessary dry yogurt and be happy for you
Sounds super yummy

Ye i love the way it sucks the moisture out of my mouth
😭
Thought u called me some word
It’s proper Greek yoghurt
100 calories per 100 is out my budget
I eat the entirr 500 gram tub
The one i eat has 59
I want to be full at the end of the day and not feel like I'm starving😭
Men worrying about calories is frying me
Go build a house or something
That’ll burn calories


Ye until someone looks like dis
You can run a million miles and still look like this😭
Well you would understand someone thats larger has a big appetite
I eat 2500/3k for maintenance
2k for losing

I could eat 2200 calories in one sitting if im not careful lmaoo
😭
Lmao
Tell me how. Like if you went off the rails
You understand how filling dry greek yoghurt is right
500grams of that leaves me hungry and then il have 1liter of milk then il have 1 liter of water with all my pills
And this goes in about 10 minutes
Then 4 hours later il eat 300 grams of white fish green peas and 500ml water
Then for dinner il have 300 grams of chicken and green beans and potatoes
Because its good
For you and its the only drink il have with calories

So if i want a cheatmeal when i go back to the US i can easily eat up to 2k calories and be left hungry😭
In one sitting
This stomach is never ending
😭😭
We are not doing this
You need to drink more water
@round shadow
I gotchu on that
Why are you talking to him like he’s your man
He is
nws tyt
Move on
he’s the reason we have coffee beans shortage
I got about 3 black coffees when i wake up and a monster and i drink about 2/3 liters of water plus the 1 liter milk😭
He needs to get his hands off my beans
Trust this stomach goes beyond
You are just a big back greedy guy
This stomach has a domain expansion
I bet your gf has put on weight with you
She has because she wanted me to be not lean
And I gained 10kg within 3 weeks in the US
😭
Now im back down 5
I think they put something in the food there
It doesn't help that i ate 5k calories worth of donuts because i felt like it
I love cookies cake and that stuff
Well i like that too
Im just a big back allround
All rounder
No I'm already almost back to being the lean i was prior and still esting more then you
Suffer
I’m having baked potato cheese and beans for lunch

me too
spud
Bro
they fr went around the entire world and started wars for spices and got china addicted to opium just to not use a single spice they collected on their cuisine
Possibly
I bet I can eat spicier things than you
Some delic jellies eel
ez bet for me to win
Maybe Sweden should have also started some wars

Sureeeee
Make sure you have milk for your baby tastebuds
Its okey slay you not need to defend it we both know the Brits got one good thing going and thats
???
Don’t elaborate please
🤣🤣🤣
black pepper is an avengers level threat for u slay
They used to call it the black plague
😭😭😭
Speaking of yall know what sate is ?
Like the peanut sauce
I had a customer complain that it was too spicy
"Its made up purely of nuts"
They sell it in Lidl but I don’t shop there cos I’m not a peasant
What 💀
no clue what that is ngl
Like saying soy sauce is too spicy
Its an asian saucy thing
It’s literally like smooth peanut butter
why wouldn’t i shop in a company that i own? (i have 1 lidl share)
slay try bring the pain and come back to me, then you can talk about spice as much as u want
50 cents a year pog
If I see it I will get it
Idek where the closest one is to me
Let’s see
Should send them some falukorv
entire new recipe books even
New ones or old ones with the words 
Why is there beans there
Fake
AI
I forgot yall call FRIES chips
😭
Fries is just a british rice apparently
Even in your chinese take out
Yall got fries
anyone in gold-diamond wanna play ranked?
dm
Fries is fries
Skinny ones = fries
Chunky ones = chips

NO SHOT THATS HOW THAT WORKS
This makes so much more sense now
I wondered why most of the fries "chippies" i see on videos are the size of sausages
lol
We got code word at work for thick fries and its called
Reply so i can delete it
😭😭
AS WE SHOULD
The Dutch are amazing
Chips and curry sauce is an elite combo
Won’t hear anything different

Both of you need to be imprisoned
Shall we talk about frit sauce
There's no way yall have eaten in any other country and go damm inwish i had some of that chips n curry
Or liquorice
Okey buddy this is 80+year old food
actually yeah bc nothing hits more than fat chips from the chippy
Ur very right id choose any other countries food over my own😭
Ur lyinggggg you cannot tell me youd choose that over an actual thin crust actual italian hand made stone pizza oven made pizza
OK not over THAT
Okey honestly that over anything made fresh the way its supposed to be made😭
Actually chinese food over the chinese take out 
But you do realise Chinese people run those places?
Ye they are scamming yall
Im trashing british curry
PREACH
It’s not British curry lmfao
PREACH ITTTTT
It’s
Chinese Indian curry sauce
Good
Colonized
They adapted it to the british version
Okey enough slander
Im sorry slay

slay wanna join our custom
create our own ranked system
Busy atm sorry
That’s very specific
Lol
Toy frontline gamemode is fun =3

yo
meow
meow
Hoi
What did we dream about
@orchid knoll
@round shadow
I got a question can you play on keyboard and mouse through ps5 on fragpunk?
i signaled the taxi driver and when he told me ”where to” i replied ”the night she and i met” he got mad and started swearing at me on some balkan language?
did i do something wrong?
😭
The song wasn’t a hit in Poland 😔
I don’t play on console. You can ask in #community-help 
Nah I'm just wondering is xim allowed
ahhh must be that then those female boys don’t like it
xim is for bots
Xim is obviously not. That’s a cheat for every single game.
Don’t know ball
Technically I’m pretty sure Chronos and xim are the 2 things that aren’t allowed. If IIRC normal MNK is legal but very frowned upon
Nah xim for like connection between mouse and keyboard. Idk why but my mouse is not working for fragpunk
No, xim is cheat hardware
Yes xim and chronos are against TOS for PS and Xbox but if you find a way to get MNK without those 2 then people will hate you and despise you but it’s unfortunately a thing
As far as I’m aware, Xbox has full mkb capability since the beta test
Well now i know at least. For some reason fragpunk haven't fixed the keyboard and mouse for ps5
They do but everyone will despise you lol
Who cares
I don’t know beyond that unfortunately
Also keep in mind I have seen and heard from people I used to play Xbox with that they got their profiles banned on Xbox completely for using MNK because others reported them
Heyo
Hi ash

Hi
we have #find-teammates #lfg-requests
hello
@dark wyvern - This server is English only, please read the rules in #rules-and-info, thank you
Welcome in, mate
How’s it with aert
Ah okay i understand
Thank youu!
Maaaan
You’re welcome!
😭 😭 😭
He’s driving rn I think he’s mad at my directions
Tell him to drive better that’ll help
LMFAOOO
Hola!
need 2 players dia
You can also use #lfg-requests and #find-teammates
oh ty
how i can get the free skin and the 2000coins?
How is everyone?! 
how was ur guys’ valentines day
fire 🔥 i can’t lie i been playing rivals instead of fragpunk but ill be back to grind ranked soon
need that punkmaster
I’m manifesting PM for you 🫶🏻
from one nitro main to another thank you 🫰
thank you ❤️
omg swhadow girl
<233333
<677
slay
hi @pastel anchor sorry to hear you had issues but we do not allow call-outs in this server. please report in game and/or by email found in #game-support thanks!
Good night ❤️🥰
goodmorning to you ❤️
Much obliged
Please stop tagging helpers for no reason.
Hi
hey, welcome
@orchid knoll i was being serious tho i need help what do thedse letters mean
guys whats happening ;-;?
Heyy
why are our pfps the same
Ask the user who put them there
accident
oh dear
vanillamace
what is happening
are u ok
i appolgose
yeah thank you so much for checking with me
you're the one tagging everyone 🤣
yeah aciident i did not mean to
what is going on.........
yeah why do u keep doing that
why is this server so alive but the game so dead /gen
can we lock in guys
lmao how was work
ouu
Yesterday we had around 330/350 people total
spicy
im not pls not aesdpa
that valentines money
If these where all people online youd never get a game😭
happy valitimses
i have game?
I love valitimses
sameee

but there is always ai
happy valitimses day
and they walk into walls
ohh yeah okay
Depends on your rank diamond shouldnt have any
ohh okay im a dimond
no youre not
Ye
I don’t even know why my job is open today- literally an ice cream shop and both soft serve machines are down.
who are u?
9n smoke
ive played against u youre not diamond
Shouldnt have any bots in diamond
ummm
have u played against me and can confirm im diamond
she harassed me.
yes u were really good
no i didnt stop lying
THANK YOU
finally some recognition around here /s
Wheres my lore update
yeah u where good i like u r levels
Zhera what rank are you
Something about mentioning age and having fresh before it made me laugh
oh on my bio no im not even 22
Well prob good that u are still diamond cuz masters 3 and up you are gonna be stuck in q for like 4 hours
I literally feel like I’m having a fever dream reading this chat rn
The mash up was funny to me
LOL
Made me think of people that say freshly 18 lmao
LOL, yea i wish the queues would be faster, id be more inclined to queue up if i knew i didnt have to wait like 10+mins every time
omg
freshly 18 is predetorial 😭
Me and sand were queueing for 2 hours on peak times
2h is crazy
Idk I don’t have long Que times recently
do you have auto servers?
Yurr
i only queue auto but it gives me nae/c unless its early morning then its always eu
I think it had to do with leaderboard stats cuz we where both places top 150 ish so it made our queue times living hell
And then we let someone lower join and insta queued
Oh yeah I’m only in like the 8/900s on the overall leaderboard
OK someone has been grinding 🔥
No atp its literally been the weekly extra rp shooting us up
-_-
@round shadow enlighten her of our troubles 😔
NO NOT RN
IM AR WORK RN
give it 2 to 3 hours
Then queue we ca. Do it together
i remember end of last season , i swear the lobbies were the same 10 people every time just shuffled around
I really only play at like 9pm- maybe 3am est if my friends don’t make me play siege, but I get off work early today so I may be on earlier
I feel like I often still just see the same people
Istg if you get fast queues its always the same people same old stuff
😭😭



