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PETA HAS NO SAY IN THIS
THESE Q TIMES ARE MORE PAINFUL THEN THE DMG I WOULD DO TO THAT HAMPTER
We need a new channel where we are free to curse about q times
Huh…I guess I can call the hampster Peta. It kind of fits, as he is an unruly boy who wants to become a wizard. 😅
Like a rage room type thing
That would be abuse too much
So how exactly do you get the anniversary title? This event is confusing asf
Like what does assembling a squad even do
I like the sound of that
Oh ok I was asking bc me n friend are having a blast playing the game rn
i have 3 aura cards D:
Could join the weekly tournament 
I've sent 20k messages in matches and I honestly believe a minimum of 3k is me bullying tomika
I thought ibwas bad with9k
The discord messages here are a tad bit worse ngl
Round it up and I've sent 100k
I think that's a sign to sit back and watch a movie

LMAO
But ive been sitting here like a good Samaritan
I would have quit and do something else way before
Ye well i just wanted to play some ranked😭
Good thing I'm not doing ranked so good q time 
Have you restarted the queue at all?
Yea
You really have been nerfed
Me and sand deadass been queueing since 11 50am
And we played 1 customs and 3 blitz
Wich took not even 10 minutes
This is a test right
How long does this kid queue before he gives up type of thing
How come no one plays comp?
At least for me, I don’t play ranked mainly because I already have a game that I can play ranked in (LoL) and I want to have fun in this game. 🙂
My fun depends on the loss or gain of my performance 😭 this is biting me
Do I need to hit a prayer lowkey?
Im going to pigment realm this is OVER
Hmm…I guess that you’re presently queued with auto server location and cross play enabled, right?
Darn. 
ping low player count and alot of ranked players are insufferable
morning
i saw someone spam ez in chat while being 1/3/2
Sup fragpunkers
Hi
Yo, bro! 
Good morning! 
Oh, look! A dev is here! 
with how much i’ve been working you could literally call me a dev 🤣
The joke will never get old. 
i know 🤣
wow did y’all see the new discord update? same discord that suffered a data breach wants more data from us now
Yeah…yeah…
what update?
i can’t write since it gets censored..
you have to verify you’re an adult or your account will be seen as a minor, if you do not verify, you will have restricted access
Basically provide them my ID?
?????????????
Oh, darn bot. 😅
and the verification process is very similar to when i wanted to create an account on online banking, such as wise… to do this on a platform like discord is ridiculous
VPN time kids
@orchid knoll what’s the move gng? where we moving to
Seems like i will get rid of discord ,I m not giving anyone my info
i know a spot
smart move, especially when discord had a massive data breach 4 months ago
Won’t work this time. It’s required for every user. 
it will be applied on certain countries only?
This is regardless of where you live. 
Nope. This is app wide. 
Honestly all social media had one
ngl i don’t have any socials
deleted all mine
same
i'm just gonna use a pic of dante from dmc for verification and call it a day tbh
uhm what??? I just installed the newest update of fragpunk and the moment I started it BOOOM my PC went bluescreen
soon enough every human will be assigned a palantir drone as well… cyberpunk times are coming
i installed discord to be updated about games and chat a bit,i only have linkedin and viber for meetings thats all
Honestly, I’m in a holding pattern from this. If Discord goes through with it, man…there’s going to be a lot of people leaving the platform. Hopefully, they don’t go through with it.
Hello
It says video selfies submitted for face age estimation will never leave a user's device, and insists all identification documents submitted to its vendor partners for processing will be "deleted quickly" — "in most cases, immediately after age confirmation."- to be honest, if they can give proof this does not sound bad
yes exactly, same for me.. only for games & chat, won’t give them my ID lol
isn’t it already set in stone for march?
I think in UK they wanted to implement digital ID and itd be required at work otherwise no one would hire you,gladly people started protesting but not sure if it will work
They said that last time, and well…that turned out not to be the case, hence the data breach. 
tbh i wouldn't trust stuff like that in these sort of times
Well, if it does, it’s a breach of privacy laws in certain countries, the US included.
Hai
hey
I read it a bit more. If you’re trying to access an age restricted server (this is not one of them) and already have access or have activity that can be classified as being of “restricted” age, you have to provide ID. Else, the vast majority of users will not see any verification at all. Still…it feels very heavy handed.
Hello! 
hi
As long as I get to continue bully tomika
Hello!
do i get something if i gift someone a card or is that just me giving them a higher chance of getting the title? @midnight osprey
i wanna benefit too by gifting my cards lol
You get two packs
bet, i’ll gift now
Yessir
I put a gift link too
I don't think people will click on the gift links though since they're all similar
Trying to be sneaky
Sneaky sneaky
Very possible
I was hoping pop idol kismet could be in memories store. shes the only skin i dont have.
it wont be
its a beta exclusive
i know
Morning! 
Morning poco! 
How to participate in the event for free limited time fragpunk coins?
The event for the free coins happens on the 19th
In 2026
Second month
Guys if it were up to you plasma fever or obsidian dragon fever
Personally, I really love the Obsidian Dragon skin line.
why is it possible i can play against 5 stacks while solo queuing
makes no sense
Obsidian to be honest
both are nice but obsidian feels more satisfying to play imo
Im thinking bout getting the plasma x bundle cuz don’t wanna miss it again
Only one I wanted ngl
i was j going through my old servers this game still has players?!
Yep!
Hard to pick cuz i alr have obsidian dragon knife and fever
ngl the beta was mad fun then i think something else came out that shadowed it
It’s even more fun than the beta now! Lots of new lancers :3
Yep! New lancers, new maps, new modes, lots to do!
epicsauce might have to tap back in
kind of wish they'd let people test out new skins for a day or two before getting them for reasons like this
Fr mannn
Nah man as a dimaond 3 getting a opponent team of 5 top 500 players and 3 of them top 20 lancers its rlly unfair gng
Some random female pops up if I type latti in gifs
But HI LATTIIIII
IS IT?
Yeah try it
I didn't know you looked like that but gifs never lie
its not popping up a random female for me
This pops up


Now I know what you look like
Respect
3 masters in my lobby

Thanku pookie
I’ll show them who the real master is 🤞
many events plus the ui can feel a little messy if you're new
happened to me too when i firstly started 
H U H
I thought diamonds and up couldn't queue up with plat and below
Or are they just cracked plats

how does the event work?
yup lol
If you have 1 diamond in you're team you can even have a punkmaster in the other side
It's a gamble
Diamonds lobbies and + is the same matchmaking
im so confused
Queue time would be insane if that was the case
Imagine a player in the lb would wait hours for one match
True thay makes sense
Poor them, they got bullied for sure
It was 6-1 only reason we lost 1 is because we had 2 dcs
wehre is the links channel so i can request a card?
u got this wifey
what to do with the bug, that you dont have an inventory, if you join quickplay in toy mode?
Report over at #game-support
so no solution yet?
Sadly no solution as of now
no point in reporting the same bug over and over^^
I’m still waiting

I also got to talk to maxx last night in my sleep deprived state
you are talking to the voices again
OH NO MAKE IT STOP
thats something you would do to the puppy
I absolutely would
With your awesome voice 
Tomika says that your voice is like roses on a field
Awwww
???????
stop rizzing
That’s adorable but that’s how I picture yours
Hey can someone tell me what the minimum requirement for top 100 spider is?
points wise
I got you after this game unless someone else does before me
ixchel you can play? i thougzht chum, nitro, hollow, broker, axon
Yeah she got added this season
How do you... Walk in this game?
I sprint by default, and by pressing shift i slow walk
That…should be opposite.
Idk 😭
Do you have Caps Lock on?
Is there any way to counter Zephyr? Like she can go invisble and just knife you and its frustating
Shoot everywhere
She is still vincible
Feel like I tried, never seem to hit lmao, was starting to think she's immune during the time she's invisble
Just good zephyr then
Its high skill character
I die a lot to her as well
There isn't a counter for it? Or do i just accept the fact that she wrecks me lol
I mean i get in games it is what it is.. But in duels
Keep in mind that she can be around the corner
Yeah exactly
You can hear when she goes invisible
And stay alert
That helps me sometimes
Yeah i guess, thanks anyways. Still trying to learn the game
So there is sprint, walk and slow walk?
Good luck
And another thing; does the shard cards counter the enemies card too? Or is it just for you
As far as I know of, there’s walk and sprint. That’s the only two that I use.
Only for your team, but some of them count to whole round. Like map specific
Ah gotcha, thanks!
Sliding, mushrooms etc
Yeah, me too but sometimes slow walk is too... slow. And sprinting is too loud
Its a shame sliding isn't a standard thing, I kinda like the sliding in this game
That's why i play axon :)
Oh, he can slide?
Lmaooo happened in my last game, someone playing him kept flashing me
a slow walk would be nice tbh
We can slow walk tho
Yuh
I can only sprint and slow walk. Giant circle on map and silent
I cant normal walk
I tried everything on settings
Am i cursed?
Yes
Oh nio ...
If you have auto sprint on you CANT normal walk
Bruh
Although no one actually uses it in majority of the cases
I see it now
But if you don't sprint then that's normal walk
Little sound but still can hear it
Radius doesn't seem to be correct tbh
That's why i wanted to normal walk
For the footsteps but yeh
Sometimes slow walk is too slow
If you don't go slow and don't go fast that's normal
Worst explanation I ever said ngl
Yeah, i have it now
I had auto sprint and didn't knew about it
The more you know 
Yeah...
Ur a poet
Thanks for help, i can walk now 
Any time

HUSBAND

Top fragging in a loss let’s you talk smack to everyone else and getting away with it
Hi
Hello! 
I'm breaking your arms for thsz
Ok yellow rain man
you cant even break paper
...
You should’ve been there maxx and I went off on Tomika for like an hour
nah
At 7am
Like
i was in dreamy wonderland

Who put poison in your coffee man
It was 2am
7 for me
8 for maxx :3
You also think my voice is like roses in a field hehe
Nah
@crude pasture
Maxx never lies
No I’m married
Pocoo!

I see
Of course he does
But in here he has a image to follow
He has to act like the cool tough little ant he is
What the hell
Yeah he's nonchalant
Thinks he's better than us
Not cool

So unoriginal
He makes these alpha videos on tiktok
He does those “get ready for my day at 3:30am” TikTok’s

''Get ready with me for work!! Breakfast is a call with the boys where they roast me''
Turns on and off the camera because he forgets what to say
love to see Tomika getting it
It's almost 8 man, I feel so damn tired
It’s his daily dose
Should've heard us just go back to back
Full on beating
What time did you get there this morning btw
I said my cat got stuck in the shower curtain
Ahhhh a classic

My teacher stole all my papers on what I need to focus more on when it comes to math bro
I don't know what to do until thursday now
Next time go with the one that never fails “sorry my cat threw up everywhere this morning
Check my dm too bb
go away
I kid I kid 
):
Oh sorry only Tomika can view it it’s so small
And then I got ''Kiri sent a message, do you want me to read it for you from siri''
Mid convo with teacher I picked up my phone
He was talking about how much he loves you earlier this morning
proof?
If I had a recording it’d be like 10 minutes long
She'll hear me lovebomb her in person
Just make sure to say the thing we were talking about
She’ll love it
Anyways off to do work stuff now
You me fp 8:70pm!
She'll love that
guys a question, i played fragpunk a lot and i love the game, but some peoples are saying that yall used ai to make banners and other things, is it true? im not hating
I never said that
In my life
You're in the range of fighting me then
When does plasma draw leave the game?
I was gonna wait for the frag coins so i can use it to draw in the event but idk 🙁 when it leave the game
Does it not have a timer next to it?
I think it should he in the game for at least 3 more weeks
I don’t see it
So once the fragpunk coins come the event will be gone? It’s coming on the feb 19th
I mean 3 more weeks minimum would put it almost into March
Hm
Ok ty
So on the last draw have anyone got fever plasma or the striker plasma? Or got the axe first before the gun..?
who wanna play shard clash dm me im on eu
You can also try #find-teammates
thx
Anytime! 🙂
Axe and fever are 50/50
😭 yeah im not getting the gun…
Probably gonna give me the axe instead
Me you FP 8:70pm tonight
Oh? So you're approaching me?
Yeah he’s like plat 1?
No it's the other way around you climbing to me

Woosh
Idc at this point it’s typical Tomika fashion
Took a selfie with him in duels

I do not yes
What rank ye be?
I haven’t
Uncultured, all yall
Neither do I.
Hi Brandon!
Is anyone on need a 5 stack
Hello! 👋
I'm currently M1 with 18p
Couldn't play much cuz of work

Do anyone know a code that work?
There are no promo codes active at this time.
hi
jjba mention?
Hey guys
hallou
Does anyone want to play in 2 hours? 🎮
Im Brazilian and want to play with another country, to learn english
Yes
Hey
@inner sphinx - the server is english only so unfortunately i will need to delete your suggestion, please repost in english
Ok
I have a uhh a question
@midnight osprey

maxx
Good morning mister sir Geta
Tradition to tell him good morning now
Yes yes
We need all 200k to tag him when he wakes up and say good morning
That's how we all get poof
We should do it every morning
Logs exist 

Waking up to 200k messages on a daily basis
More interaction than a superstar
No it’s not

Stop corrupting my wholesome froggo
Fragpunk bit toxic holy
Its my 1 of 1
I need my emotional support frog
Why is the game so laggy after the newest update?
constantly freeze when I hit people with my bullets
True
@limber gulch how are games, is it worth solo queing rn?
Ps5 I keep crashing
Slay isn’t responding
Uh let me see who is on
It’s always worth solo queueing
Yeah dude it's so laggy all of a sudden
Fr fr
@orchid knoll My friend here has something important to ask
it is absolutely not worth solo queing 99% of the time
''My friend likes you'' Friend stands in the corner scrolling his phone
WHAT

Yea you won’t go against anyone insane
I had teammates that were insane, not good at the game they just threw 3 games in a row
Card captain is something people really want by the looks of it
There are a few people I despair when I see
Oh yesterday I lost with prodgee and won against him
How would you react if 200k people sent you a good morning message
okie dokie, I am 90/100 master 5 so it could go either way and won't be a big deal.
🧍♀️
Poco!! ASK
I think he would absolutely love it
Just make sure u queue na
My goal is just ace this season for the name card
I forgot what to say
You got this!
You me you 8:70pm fragpunk yes?
YEAH!!
LMFAO?
If she doesn't understand then you say, FP YOU ME YOU PICK DAY I PICK TIME
Okay?
Now shoot
FP YOU ME YOU PICK DAY I PICK TIME
Was that better
I am concerned what they are teaching in school these days...
I knew I could count on you
Well school taught me girls don't like when you pull their hair
I haven’t been in school for like 8 years now
That's what I wanted to tell my teacher
that explains the time issues 😄
School also taught me that slushies are bad for you, and here I am with a slushie addiction for 20+ years
Have yall seen the learning rate for kids these days?
Blue one best one
Psst help she didn’t respond btw

I don't argue, I am just right
Pretty sure a whole generation or 2 are a year behind
SLAY
Due to covid
Nope 
I feel bad for them
Ipads did numbers I got to see that on my younger brother
Ai is cooking learning even more
Now he breaks fridge handles
We are about to have possibly the dumbest generation to date
Bro my nephew is so addicted to his iPad he’s 7 years old
I'm rewriting your SOP @orchid knoll
I'll add that you can ban for harrassment 😏

I am just trying to help poco out with a FP date!
Can we ban tomika tho
Kids can find youtube videos before they can read
Its tragic
MAXX I THOUGHT YOU SAID IT WOULD WORK
Well it would
If she responded
try pulling her hair...
They know what 67 is before anything else
Yeah poco try this
See what happens
Either on a list for harassment or it worked fine
50/50
Ok I will what’s the worst that can happen
I think poco would be fine with that
Again same wavelength
Just a love mark
You might see a black eye but poco sees hearts
The shows that have the stars spinning around the head I see hearts
@slow mango we can play tomorrow
IT WORKED
YOU DID IT
excellent @midnight osprey i give you the power for that one ban when time comes
Time to ghost her
YESSSSSSSSSS

Wait what was plan B again?
Can ghosts eat food
Like did we ever think about what ghosts can do or how they survive except they haunt you part
Plan B is gone, you have reached the goal!
NOW
yes, it was proven in the original Ghostbusters 👍
Whatever tomika does, don't do that
Man I love the original one
Ghostbusters taught me so much growing up changed my life
if it happens in a movie it has to be real 
Zootopia is real
And finding nemo is real, fish can talk
I still remember that one episode where they tried to prove that you get more wet if you ran through rain as opposed to walking in rain
Turned out they were wrong
When you were a kid, did you ever pretend to be dead in a pool
That feels like an important part in a kids life
The play dead part
That and trying to float
must have skipped that phase...
100% yes and then you thought you were an excellent actor and they believed you were dead
YEAH
Never too late
It’s important for a kid to do it
Geta knows what needs to be done next time he's in a pool
Also that and the “time me to see how long I hold my breath”
I didn't have a pool...
lived on the river though, had a rope swing, canoes, kiyaks and a small sail boat 😄
Holding yourself underwater to get those extra seconds too
What the hell
You were living life
Rope swings are so much fun until they tear yours down :( it was magical just to go at night with friends and do cool flips
I threw snowballs at bus drivers as a kid, best childhood memory
I’ve never thrown a snowball before

I shall not mention when the snowball had ice in it that one time
I feel like geta has wrestled an alligator before
I wouldn't be surprised to be honest
He has probably hugged a kangaroo too
I’ve wrestled a small alligator once with my uncle that was my favorite memory with him
lucky for us, we don't have alligators 😄
-# crocodiles on the other hand..
Geta is a man of many stories
LORE DROP have you wrestled a crocodile?
no
-# but I smiled at one once

Smiling is geta's way of saying he carried it on his shoulders and body slammed it onto a pillow fort
Sounds fun
It was very until it wasn’t
mm
It torn into my skin I needed to get stitched
Been bitten by a turtle too?
Nope
I’ve saved many turtles from the roads before though
Yea ranked is just pain
jumping up and down rn
Is there new axon stuff
thank u
my true goal is one of these green semi transparent xbox classics but a guy can only dream
You can do it I believe
they're crazy expensive thats the problem 
i can barely find normal ones that work and or are tested under 50 bucks
Fate trigger is almost out!
My old Xbox 1 is sitting in my closet haven’t touched it in like 3 years probably still works? Idk lol
the og xbox one is garbage anyway mine struggles but i get you tho, i want an original xbox too cause physical media is awesome 
It’s basically a computer in a box. It’s pretty simple.
if sb hits me in the desc with "oh i dont have a cable so idk if it works" and wants 60 bucks for it, idk man
yeahh i could just watch some tut's tbh

@real vine deserved the mvp ngl
Imma hit @grave ravine with a brick in a minute
Hold on
He's not responding cuz he's already sleeping
well that was fast
no 💔
It re designed that's kinda it
Tps are in different place ect
I mean i dont think i know the old map either LMAO
I maybe have like 20 hours in the game
MOMMYYY
I wonder why that is
Hi, anyone in Japan Servers wanna play ranked? I put a lfg
He said it's because he ate cat food. Seems reasonable
Hi slay 
Ello
Nice
Other way
Oh shame

Better get to paying
That the more he gambles the more he has?
Exactly
You can only lose 100% of what you have but you can win 10000%

Any chance fragpunk is messing up on consoles or it’s jus mine
the scary thing is.... some people actually believe that....
I can’t see the MVP or nothing 😭
Best to report that to #game-support . Sorry, I’m not well versed on consoles.
Yeah I am glad I never got involved in gambling
Right
it’s still an ongoing issue across all if not most of consoles
No no no tomorrow
I believe it because it's worked for me 😌 went from a penny to a grand
Ah I see so is it Smt they gonna fix eventually
99% of gamblers quite before winning
Ohhh so she just has to reply to you tomorrow then?
That's like 1000 times more than what I did have so I earned 1000% 😌
I know they’re working on it I’m just not sure anything else other than it still is an issue
how much have you spent?
been at this for 12 years, jackpot could be anyday now🙏🏼
A penny
so you never gambled ever again?
Not yet but I will
🤞
this is the year of the horse in chinese astrology, so it’s time for it to shine
🤙🏼
How about I block you instead
how it do guys
He gets 5 cents for a pizzeria lollipop if you ghost
this is kinda delving into RMT territory, even in jest it poses a risk
best to avoid it 😉
We can talk about recipes
Do you have a good fish stick one
Or a good sauce for them
Are you gmt + 1
Silly me
i am whatever 23:57 is
So yes
+1
You could be the +9 to my +1
Poco did you two agree on a time

8:75pm
ooohhh yes, I have a fantastic fish stick recipe!
-# buy that atrocious food from a supermarket because no chef would cook it
I didn't even know that yet it seems my luck is shining with that news to me
If I steal from a store once I am a thief, If I cook once I ain't a cook? 
Idk what to do though
you could steal a cookbook and be both? 😄
Never gotten this far?
I got one, but it doesn't have pictures

Same
Kiri chose me, I didn't choose her
And I sure am happy she did 
She's scary too, help
‘Tis the season. 😅
Sounds like you've found your sanctuary dude. You're where you wanna be you don't need anyone else's help
What if she talks
Then you scream, pretend you have your window open and someone outside screamed
And then play it off
I’m writing this down
Hi everyone here and good night from me ❤️
going shortly to sleep as I am pretty tired and sleepy from hard work day and have hard work shift in the morning and a busy day preparing for work journey I have this Thursday to city of Pula to work on the ship in shipyard. ❤️ Much love and have a great day. 🙂
Goodnight mate!
Thanksp mate
Best wingman ever 100/10
hello!
who as the aura or wild card card ?
what zat?
In the pigment realm adventure
ahh I see
yo if i open plasma set how much do i need coins for that? like totally
6.6k
@agile plume lemme in
It the same for every gacha pull so keep it
That cat got destroyed 
Yup
Getting scolded by my gf
That’s not good :(
Itbwas about me being online too long but she giggly at the end so its cool😭
@crude pasture you are too good i hardly have to play with you on my team bro like what😭
5 PTS FROM PLATTTTTTTTTTT
And what is the card pack? When you share your profile?
Meow
ayyyyeeee
Anyone playing Ranked? Im plat 2 solo queing rn
The game we just had....man dude I got 2600dmg yet and get blamed for stuff lol
I'm sure someone could complain that you carry him anyway 
TOMIKA
Yes?
The problem was I had 8 kill top guy had 12 with 1700 which yk it's good the guy who complained tho
2/8 500dmg
I might be selling
You’re playing
Always the bottom frag
Currently yes
How long will you be playing? :3
You wanna join?
Playing Na console so dw
Lmk when your out
if anyone saw that game just now no you didnt. i dont think ive ever moved slower
i am half awake forgive me
Have you guys ever ran into piggly wiggly
Who?
Piggly Wiggly or Wiggly Piggly
Nah join np
It’s 3-4
no I usually just walked into them, but I haven't been in one in years
Games done
Lemme inv you sec
just noticed one of the mods has a leave britney alone reference, wonder how many players on here are even old enough to remember that






