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I can put you in my back pocket and we can go on trips
Well we can cut off your leggs tbh
i actually really like the rounded hud from the penguin card
i genuinely have never heard of a man wanting to be short this is interesting
used penguin for the first time yesterday
me neither
i love being tall
True
Love that card so much
Tomika wishes to be tall
stuff like that makes me love the game sm
WHAT
Not easy being 2’2
?????
the first time i used penguin was probably the happiest ive ever been on fp
This guy just want to rage bait me istg
I also love the paper airplane card
It’s so damn fun flying around with it
We can switch places you can be 6’5 and I can be 2’2

I just woke up let me function first
Okay I’m sorry you’re 2’2 with heels on
That's a trap request right there
Possibly same height tbh
WHAT
Tomika wears heels it all makes sense now!
?!?!?!
Heels thigh highs and arm warmers
Damn
I bet he looks adorable he probably puts on the cat ears too
how tall are you 
?!?!!
6'0 (183cm) since I use cm here the most
He got them razor cat headset
Nice way of saying 5’9
JUST ABOUT TO SAY THAT LOL
im 5’9 and 7/8 so i say 5’10 pleh
Definitely 5’10 at most
You’re as tall as Tomika!
yeah like I said possibly same height
Or close
6 when you stand on your toes like a ballerina

6ft if i wear my cowboy boots (which i do everyday)
Cowboy 👀
Go to a stretch class and they can stretch you out to 6’0 
Man I love milk so damn much
.... okay listen
I know
French torture device where they stretch him
Do you think when he measures himself he puts his arms up and that’s the measurement he goes with?
That's damn evil holy
i am simply but a farm girl who grew up in a rural village 
Draws eyes on the hand to try and fool the person taking the height and photo for his ID
Y'all choose violence on my off day or what 👀😭
You and your 100 snakes 
Awww nice
im not bullying you (please please please carry me please) 
Hey I found a gif of Tomika!
MY SISTER AND IT WAS 22 
I meant max and Poco they are getting too creative
😅😂
22 snakes?!??
GOD DAYM
we were breeders 
Ark would be your best friend
Not even joking

my parents used to breed great danes too..its a small town ok
Have you tried ark before? 👀
No no let me cook
arc raiders on the other hand
i have not but it looks really cool and yet all i hear is people stressing about it
It's cuz of the community
And the devs
Can you reach the stove?

But the game itself is really good
Got 12/14k houra into it only pve
Didn't even touch pvp
12k hours holy
It's pure pve not even pvp
And mind you 12k is LOW category
For the game
Some people have 40/50k
Yeh
12k is actually healthy category for ark
I took a year break too
ok i thought i was no life neetgirl but clearly not holy cow
Ark is very time consuming
You won't even notice and a year went away
Only if we could build you in Minecraft but they don’t have half blocks
That's god damn evil

the last time i started a daily routine game like that it was ac new leaf and that lasted about a month before i forgot about it 
Mods ban this guy
Trust you wouldn't forget ark
ASH MY SAVIOR (end up roasting me as well)
ash has a ping on the word “mod” i swear
boo
Ash would never, we don’t pick on the small
call mods like guards!!! seize them!
Tiny
You damn pumpkin
You better not q ranked
You’re as big as a cucumber seed
Tomika I see why you named yourself slays pet fitting for your height
Wow okey
.... listen
Tall enough to sit comfortably in that coin pocket in jeans
Naw we’d end up losing him in there
like falling down a void
Yeah.. why not Ash’s pet

I’m gonna rename my poco account to ash’s pet
He’s a meanie 
You can not bottom frag anymore then
appreciate that 😄
Yes he is.. 😪
change your main accounts name to Ash pet hehehehe
Only time I bottom frag is when I’m with you so you feel taller
.....
Where red button at
That would be a gift not a punishment for me
I’ll pay for it
Ahh free account
At this point I wanna keep it free as long as I can
ugh ofc it’s tomika
I’m totally free account 
Ugh the patho clown awakening
It’s national bully Tomika day feel free to chime in
never used it
everyday is bully tomika day
i wish you could use specific cards in map training
blob fish
Keeping it free so you can keep your money and stand on it to be taller
wait im gonna make that a suggestion
You technically can

In customs tho not map training @whole obsidian
.......
Tail lizard eater
Yes
Why did you just send your height
Free meat
no
WOW
Yes
a controlled space to try cards would be great
I mean...yeah
no
Yes
I can keep this going the whole day 
The worse part is I know
He’s only going to get shorter as the day goes on
The only thing getting shorter is your pants after every wash
Gravity is affecting him more than a normal human, he’ll become an atom in 2 years time
He’s halfway there already 
Diabolical
Have to buy a table of elements to remember him

?!?!?!!!?
I’m so glad I don’t have to wear a tie today definitely gonna have to go to the cry cleaners 
A question mark is Tomika just standing on his head bending his legs in the air
That’s too tall to be Tomika
Be more realistic
Might have to wear a suit when Tomika sues us
It’ll be looking like the bee movie when they’re in court
LMAOOOO
....
That’s the best one yet
He’s gonna have to get a high chair for his spot at the court room
feeling a little sick
High chair and some books
do it pls
hes so mean
fragpunk friday would cure me
Just stand next to Tomika it’ll cheer you right up
That’s the plan
this is way too good
will test and report back to you
You’re also mean but you’re my lady and it’s towards Tomika so it’s just charity work
You might have to sit down to be at his eye level though
on an unrelated note
SAYS YOU?!?
I could be so mean but I don't want to
Nope, have to use the wonka tv teleporter to be at eye level
would that be enough?
Do it
Geta wouldn't be proud
I think so, since Tomika rides an ant to work
Okay now this is true
not a frog?
He would look like a birthmark on a frog if he sat on it
A bus for Tomika is a centipede
i did nothing
im not mean???? i did nothing
Ignoring my dm
When he wakes up it takes him about 2 hours to get to the kitchen it’s like a corn maze for him
deal hehe
A sprinkler on a golf course is his amusement park
hi
He needs to catch up we’re gonna be waiting a long time for him to catch up
Nope...don't think he needs to
😅😭
howw is u
I’m great right now how are you 🙂
Hello José !
Hi
no
Howdyy
im doing greatt
Hope you have an amazing Sunday today mate 
ty ty
same to you gang
Wait I wonder how Tomika is typing right now do you think he’s running to each button on the phone? Jumping on each letter
Had some fun throughout the whole weekend to be honest
today I gotta do some studies though
@kindred echo I be on like late at night possibly
mhmm
Yeah jumping on it like he’s wreck it Ralph in some pixel game
YOU.....YOU
.....I can't
You can’t because you’re too small? Do you need a smaller phone screen? Or is it because your legs hurt
I'm done
I'm going to drive
Sayonara
He’s writing on a piece of paper and then having his camera read it and type for him
He needs to jump on the send button though
Don’t forget to park your ant at a safe location
Have fun make sure you don’t forget your stilts! So you can reach the peddles!
Stilts for the stilts
Stick to shift gears
Another stick to reach for the car door handle
And a string to be able to close it
How did they get a gif of me
Because you’re goated 👑
Aw shucks
You’re just way too good so we had to steal it
You guys are gonna make me blush
This is why maxx is the coolest frog 🐸
My HG is mad at me because I can’t hangout today

Im his frog apprentice I want to be cool like him
Tell her you’re on important business and need to help Tomika to get a bit taller
She’ll understand
Well if you're his apprentice that'll happen quick
That’s going to take a lifetime of work though
True it’ll be like we’re becoming monks
Atleast you'll have peace for a life time
true
Oh he’s there soon! They grow so fast 
All I’d hear is the tiny noises coming out of the ground because he’d be mad all the time
Not Tomika though he gets shorter
Some small rocks landing in the shoes from Tomika trying to hurt you
Especially with your influence
Naw too small to pick up rocks I’d just find sand overtime in my shoes
He has to be face to face with an Alexa to send out a voice message
Two grains of sand to build him a sand castle
Alexa wouldn’t understand what he’s saying
”Sorry I cannot understand you, are you speaking atoms?”
is the q bugged or something? if you play against the same people 3 times in a row you dont q against them anymore or?
Should be able to queue against the same people over and over, just depends when they queue as well
make it late evening
It’ll take him some hours to climb up the power cord
yea but nothings been happening since 40 minutes
Been letting the queue run or have you reset it every 5 minutes?
letting it run
Reset the queue every 10 mins
Try to reset it, sometimes bugs out of it runs for too long
Putting you in queue prison
I’ll be on late evening if you want to play again just lmk
okie dokie i think us and tomika will be good 
I can’t ply with Tomika he’d give me a headache from all the sounds he’s making
No words just distant sounds in my ear
It’ll sound like a wireless headset near a microwave that’s on
Occasionally he’d start to move his controller but that’s after he travels across it
He sits on the controllers power button and has strings to pull the joysticks
ehm
Do you think he has one of those hand held devices acting like his TV?
Probably has some smart glasses helping him navigate
He got Google Maps for each fragpunk map installed
“In 100 feet you will arrive at site B plan the bomb in 600 steps”
”Gunshots in about 20 minutes, just turn right to mid and head straight”
"In 400 steps turn left and you will arrive at site B"
His character in game is the same height as him no wonder he doesn’t die
Paid the devs by pigeon to give him a more powerful gun
the mini chibis are actually tomika sized
No they’re too big to be replicas of him
Tomika rides chomper to get out of spawn
He hops off of it and gets lost in chums bomb on the ground it’s like a mansion for him
Hurricanes flash is like wielding without the safety helmet for Tomika
The unified bullying of Tomika 
It’s never wrong it’s always right
When you do it he just thinks about you more every day
This word is like a full sentence for Tomika since he has to be as close as possible to read
He has to get away from the phone and use a telescope to read that

Stands on a Lego barrel to feel like a pirate
omg my lego spiderman car can be his new whip
Takes a couple step stools to get on the Lego barrel
That’ll be like a limousine for him
He would need a day just to get to the trunk of it

spideys gotta chauffeur
Put two Lego characters next to each other and Tomika will think he’s on a chessboard
Put 4 and he’ll think he’s in attack on titan
this one is perfect
That's froging wild holy
It took him an hour just to be able to type out the name of that gif
put 6 and hell think its a battle royal
totally off topic but i cant stop thinking about this from a few days ago- i was told i look like gabriella from highschool musical and its probably the best compliment ive ever received 
Took him about 10 minutes to get off the ant and pull his phone out
that’s an amazing compliment
I got told I look like marinette from miraculous 
not to brag but vanessa hudgens and i do look alot like 
but good for youu thats really nice 
We won’t hear from him for another 20 minutes as he gets into the building
Coworker got him on his hat to make sure he’s able to get in
He’ll think he’s going the speed of light
Saved him probably half an hour
Nailing himself to the hat to make sure he doesn’t fly off from the wind blowing
Wuwa Gabriella?
👀
You think he slides down the hat like he’s at a roller coaster?
Or is it Gabriella-la-la? 🤔
Got some miniature heelies to slide down his coworker while he’s stretching
heheh gabriella was the template growing up shes so gorgeous
Probably specially made by his fellow ants
You put a water bottle lid with water in it and he’s in the ocean
They got professionally trained by the mice from Cinderella
1/3 of a droplet and he’ll have enough for a month

He’ll probably drown in that best to just have him use a straw and stand away from it
Qtip would work that he can suck on, because a straw he’d just fall in and get stuck
A straw is like a sewer pipe for him

True good thinking when he’s done he can use the other side and he’s good for the next month
What?!! Who would bully you? You’re awesome! 🙂
@slow mango @midnight osprey these two

When he wants to go on a roller coaster we spin the plate in the microwave

....
Seeee
When he’s done he can go into the sink and he’s at Niagara Falls
Morning
Good morning! 
He thinks he’s at Grand Canyon if we put him in the bread bag
Man…I thought we would get ice, but no. All we got is a ton of rain. 
Give him a shot glass of water in there and he wouldn’t need water or food for his whole life
I went outside to take out the trash in sandals and a robe
I think my pinky toe froze off
Even Brandon ignored it...
One sugar crystal would send him into cardiac arrest
That’s how you know it’s good
He’d would need to take one of those hot wheel helicopters just to get to an hospital otherwise it’d take him too long
No, I wasn’t paying attention. Sorry. 😅
A pebble in my shoe won’t do much damage
The most you’d be able to pick up would be a speck of sand
....
A 2x2 square box with legos is a hospital for him
WOW
We’d need those tiny needles that brain surgeons use to operate on him
Tomika’s nightmares consists of a normal sized human blowing on hot food
It’s like a tornado for him
Category 5 hurricane
His Tiny 1 Lego brick mansion would be blown away
.....
His walk to the mall is a 2 day journey to an anthill
Are those dots too big for you? I’ll have Alexa read out what it says so you know what you just typed
He can’t type normally so he’s doing Morse code
He’s already tired from running across his screen
Need to save his energy to reach the bed
His bed just consists of 2 sticks
...ughhhh
<.<
Look max the little thing is exhausted
Good morning team
Good morning March 🙂
@crude pasture I just woke up
Anyway im moving your clip from green to red today
No recess
Hi hi pocy
You’re gonna have to use smaller words it strains his eyes having to look all the way from one side to the other
Morse code is the best way to communicate with Tomika
Ah i see
Eh
.. / .- -- / -.. .. ... .- .--. .--. --- .. -. - . -.. / .. -. / -.-- --- ..-
how long did it take to get your path role march?
@crude pasture let me know if you need help reading that
I just clicked it
Wait no its no there
You know that bullying is in the rule 
Uh idrk where but when I joined it was somewhere
Wow
is anyone down to play? im gold 3(i think)
I’ll send it one sec
Maxx is with me so I’m fine 🙂
I don’t even play dex or kismet lol
No
Shopping
When ur done u should join me
for what
Funny jabs at a friend, no harm done 
Yeh
Tomika knows we luv him
Now I make a ticket
hence why we bully hom
👀😂
#event-news message
scroll up from this message to see more roles
7 v 1 tomika caves
Click on the lancer icon for the ones you want
They’ll get that ticket in a year by ant
Literally

Im getting zazza account to bronze
.....
I’m at work 
I can't with you
Enought discord for my morning I'm out
@midnight osprey let alone my main accs name when I get home
It's gonna be worse
im scared
No no f2p acc
I’m renaming Pocoyo to Ashs pet
The mods are building a kennel here 🥀
it’s supposed to be tsunmikaslays2004 
Ash said what I should re name it to
Gonna hold it that for a while.....
I apologize to whoever is in my ranked games for the next 2 hours

Name it antman
When will they release greg
Can someone can play with me??? It my bday today

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Thank you

Happy birthday
You can find teammates in #lfg-requests or #find-teammates
I’m sure you’ll find people that would want to play on the special day
And March
Thank you
Like ill be useless ill lowkey ruin ur day
What do you mean
Win or lose don’t matter to me at least I can play with someone
March is the best vibes player
True
Zaza vibes at its peak
zazzastack
What's your only knifes?
What yall level in fragpunk???
Zazzastack
180 something with 2 accs probably 280 ngl
I think like 130 for me?
41
Bro
My level is 51
Dawg yall high level than me
I play last summer and I not play as much and I decided to play come back and I get better than before
What your username I can add you
zazzastack
Let play
Alright
I wonder is ranked worth to play???
See you up in pm
Happy birthday mate, wish you the best 
its the only mode worth playing
and happy bday
Go to here #lfg-requests

dont ruin his day march
Yes
Thank youuu
96? I’d have to check when I’m at home.
Alr
Are you xim?
Yes
happy birthday:3 you can try #find-teammates #lfg-requests
Bet
...?
Join me I sent invites
oh
I
i thought you asked if hes on xim
Ok
💀
Whoa whoa hold on
Lol

lmaooo slay
i was about to get out my hammer...
Slay 

Can someone work the rest of the day for me? 
I think this builds character pocoyo
Can you send invite again??
If you don’t see it try inviting me
K
I’ve worked more 13+ hour shifts than I can recall
no more character building for me
amazon keep pushing back my delivery time
Up to you
that good
Ill play ranked for the vibes

gg
Crash out on them
Alr you gonna carry me
jeff bozo gonna hear from me
Good luck
I zazzastack will need it
someone help this sick man
Khm
Idk what y'all talking about
I just got here
sayori hiiiiuiii

Yeah and?
That's normal in 2026
Wait wait
Must have been the wind
Agreed
I didn’t send anything either
Nah he does that
It's his bday so he's helping
Happy birthday hora
Thanks
Tf how @limber gulch you good at knife smh
Probably English
You could have ask me
Its good I miss all my sniper shots lol
LMFAO
thats tomika
I will doing that to you 😈😈
unlucky i dont play snipers

Poor guy just has slander thrown at him 24/7
But its probably deserved somehow
I think @limber gulch you need more practice with sniper
yea I do
He definitely does need practice
But in getting better I think
I refuse to play with him because he’s that bad
But luck I am master at sniper
You ruin the vibes
Bc I play call of duty and more
Don’t worry about him
I bring good vibes 🙂
Im better at knife than sniper
W vibes
Uh I think we cooked
what is the firecracker for ?
See slay gets it
Just for show doesn’t do any real in game value if I remember correctly
Unlucky

i need to find breakfast first 
Anyone here on xbox need game pass that doesn't have it?
Breakfast?
It's 18:16 at me I forgot your on the other side of the world
Lmaoo
…it is 12:17pm here i just havent eaten 
Go eat something I don’t want visit your funeral
WHAT
@late wagon She's just like you
No water, no food
Damn twins
Only difference she's actually tall
Compared to most

ehm... no....
@crude pasture looool was looking at YT for s4 content and found one of my gameplays posted by some fragpunk account
Ahh alright
I assume the top 1 or whatever yt account lol
Ehm...yes
hahhahaha yeah i was like wth
Very much
noo.....
Yes
hell nah
Hell yah
When was the last time you drank water? Lemme guess 2 months ago
After that it's just white monster


Out
Ok 🙁
Fair
error code 12010 ?
Hey guys
Where's your fiance I'll report to him that your having apple pie for breakfast.
Tsk tsk water good for people
When you get chat-banned, can you not hear or read anything? There’s a duo I queue with in ranked pretty often and they’re usually very communicative, but today they didn’t say anything. So I don’t know if it was because I got banned ||unfairly|| or if they just stayed quiet in this match.
||I said unfairly because the only moment I insulted anything in this game was when the power company literally decided to make the lights flicker, other than that I’m just giving calls. Unless someone didn’t like one of my calls lol|||
For the first time in forever 
Hi
Yuppp
I found my new wallpaper for my phone it’s peak
really wish people used comms when they played man
Yup I saw it
Hell yea
Keep climbing
So did you have breakfast yet? Tsunmika
I already had dinner thanks
Shoot that's right your in the opposite side if the world 😅
My whole instagram feed is this brave penguin and I couldn’t be happier
Penguins are my favorite animal you go little penguin 
Started my day off with half a bottle of water.
You’d hate to see what my IG feed looks like
Mines is now edits of Kingsman lol
I don't mind it tho
Kingsman is a great movie
Mine is currently V tubers and 2j swapped Z’s
who do you think pulled it out of the oven
my phone deleted instagram because i dont use it weh 😅
Heck yea I'll join you on that one 😎👍
Omg its @late wagon
i just had apple pie alamode yummmmmmm
Noooo 😂 welp I didn't account for that 😂 I guess enjoy your pie
Heck yeaa I just had some protein pancakes with bacon of course and had water. Unlike some people 
i had water with my breakfast tooooo 
Eating ice in a freezing shower in the dark to feel what the penguin felt after abandoning his colony to head for the peak of the mountain
Word
breakfast = first meal of my day that breaks the fast
apple pie and ice cream = my breakfast
@kindred echo give me a few tho then I be talking lol
me too 
ok HOW do you drop the converter, i died bc of hot potato one too many times
if you hold it in your hand and then press the drop button (g on keyboard, not sure for controller) you can drop it
you have to hold down the drop button on controller
ranked? 
i see youre platt
@limber gulch
are nitro and kismet siblings? idk where i heard it from
G ohhhhhhhh ok thank you!
if your on controller its hold left on the dpad
he'a getting harrassed everytime
i'm on pc
Im getting lunch
But yea
I need to afk a few games so I lose points
Ill do it when im at work
its "g" then
but youre plat and im plat?
Don’t think we can
Surprised he could reach the join button with how tiny he is
Nope
LOL
Join button so big he’d think he’s in heaven
OKAY
😂😂
@slow mango COME
A what?
just ping me when we have a better group advanced is scary 
ping pong
I could carry tho 👀
Ash wanna come? @harsh sun
If you have an alt?
I scared Athena off cuz we got an ace lobby
Nah, can't play with this teammates, on a losing streak atm

Damn
You got pm yet or no?
nope
Tomorrow maybe, im done for today xd
Ahh
Is there a blue m16 in the game
I’m excited
I’m plat 😛
.
I’ve got 3 hours left in my shift

😅
I’m struggling I almost fell asleep lol
@quick lark made me stay up too late
Hitting it with a hammer like he's at an amusement park
each letter on the button is a different amusement park
Hi guys
you cheatin on me?
Nope 🙂 but you are
Hello
ON ME
Smh I feel like someone can carry me in ranked bro
If your unranked idk if most of us can
Alr I’m unranked I gonna play ranked later
Goodluck
Q times r gonna be rancid
Proof?
mine are like 2 mins
Placements?
plat
Oh he should be fine then, I think unranked q into plat still
Latti is cheating on me
2 or 3 more left to find out my rank it is
You'll probably be high gold
latti is w max
Latti has a lot of explaining to do
no i dont
playing support in this game is just pain

Always have been? What the hell is going on here
I don't want latti 
He's poco's husband
no
@slow mango TAKE HIM BY THE BELT
guys who can give me a free skin

your bank account
you were lattis wat
you guys were flirting </3
he wanted to steal you
HUH???
latti a bad husband again? only give him water bread and water for the next 2 weeks
Latti is dead to me 
i thought u're not against me:(
He is very bad
its how you treat bad husbands
im doing that to max too
right? @midnight osprey
SHHH
i type to fast and cold fingers okay

YEAAAAAAAAAAH
Jokes on kiri I always have chips in my socks
Prepared for the world ending
That’s genius I’m gonna do that too
?!?!?!
next time you only have dress on when youre in the basement

yes
I'll have the chips somewhere else
Always have chips on me
guys what are porcelain used for when u have all the skins
As you should!
That’s hot can I come too?
Nothing really, it just keeps rising
i have so much porcelain its rotting in my inventory 😭
I have too
like skins?
In the game
Yes there are blue weapons
Sword
Theres some in shop rn

true friendship
indeed
Okay
I think theres a blue melee next season too
Why 6pm
