#Blazecycle Mogstravaganza

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hot swan
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Ho Ho Ho <@&862007188511260683> ! Lock your doors, light the fire, and put out your most bottom-shelf grain alcohol because Saint Smackolas is here with Winterveil Greetings and a special present* for one lucky girl or boy!

Have you been Naughty? Nice? Frankly Saint Smackolas doesn't give a shit. He's a vain bastard and all he wants to know if you're looking fly as hell. As such, he's descending down from Skyhold Mount Krumpit to host a special Holiday Transmog Competition.

The theme: Winterveil Wear! You can look frosty, festive, or whatever gets you in the holiday spirit as long as you make sure you're looking fresh.

The rules: None, but if you post a full set (4+ pieces of one outfit) Saint Smackolas will put you on the naughty list (personally kill you with his bare hands).

How do I Enter???: Just post your mog in Blazecycle Mogstravaganza! (Max of two entries per person)

Enough Rambling Old Man, What do I GET: I'm so glad you asked, tiny demanding child. Our most freshly-dressed little tike will have Saint Smackolas himself drunkenly swerve your very own Hateforged Blazecycle through your front door.

How Will the Winner be Chosen: Arbitrarily and unilaterally by Saint Smackolas himself.

How Long do I Have: From now until 12PM EST on 12/31/24! The winner will be chosen on January 1st.

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*Saint Smackolas LLC is not responsible for any VAT Taxes, licensing or registration fees, or Transfer of Title Documents. Eligibility is not contingent on ownership of a Master Riding license, however Horde or Alliance law may require such a license to operate this vehicle. Saint Smackolas LLC is not liable for any damage caused during lawful or unlawful operation of this vehicle, nor for damage inflicted to the vehicle, the winner's personal property, or the winner themself during or after delivery. Saint Smackolas LLC is registered in Kezan and by submitting an entry to this competition you agree to waive all legal rights and Arbirtate any grievances by a Kezan Arbitrator appointed by Saint Smackolas LLC, who is permitted to appoint itself as the sole arbiter in any dispute. Terms and conditions apply.

paper portal
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Grandfather Winter's sneaky elf

rugged sierra
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Only used three instead of four so I’m safe

Greatfather Winter’s draconic, roguish helper

hot swan
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Quick reminder to everyone that standard rules for posting mogs in the server still apply. I've got to be able to see the entire mog in the screenshot to judge it effectively, and it should preferably be clearly visible. Multiple images are OK if you want to show off different angles/action shots/etc.

slim knot
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mr frosty the bound

tough galleon
cobalt harness
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10/10 paint skills

rugged sierra
tough galleon
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We gonna need more from you

stoic oriole
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"Sweater weather". Goes great with Xmas Thistle Tea!

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Ah, quality seems subpar. Do I need nitro to upload in better quality?

lethal oriole
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I believe your ingame setting are whats needed to get better quality

stoic oriole
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Strange. They are highest setting. My local file is also much higher quality

lethal oriole
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No worries, don't think that would make or break Macky's judgement

hot swan
nimble jackal
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Undead Santa is here to check who's in his big book of names

dry heron
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And if you're good, you just might get a visit from the Winterveil Angel. (She's just there to double check you should be on the nice list)

hot swan
jaunty marsh
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Coming to take your loot back because you haven't been nice. (had wrong belt)

jaunty marsh
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My second entry is more of the frosty kind

dry heron
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Another member of the S.O.C (though no one knows what her role is, or how she got access to the sleigh)

hot swan
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This concludes the Blazecycle Mogstravaganza entry period! Results will be announced later today.

hot swan
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MERRY CHRISTMAS JANUARY 1ST!

Saint Smackolas has made a list of your mogs, checked it twice, and come to one inarguable conclusion… they’re all dogshit.

HOWEVER due to an unrelated instance of UNSUCCESSFUL GRAND LARCENY performed by Saint Smackolas a few nights ago, his heart has recently grown three sizes and he’s decided to GIVE YOU ALL BLAZECYCLES ANYWAY!

But how did you turn one measly Blazecycle code into ten? Not since Christ and the fishes has such a miracle been performed!” you stupidly ask the all-knowing, all-seeing, Saint Smackolas. The answer? SUCCESSFUL GRAND LARCENY.

That’s right, Saint Smackolas was recently buying MILK at his local GIANT FOODS and spotted that they were having a LARGE SALE ON SODA. Because Saint Smackolas’ mother has AN UNHEALTHY ADDICTION TO DIET MOUNTAIN DEW he decided to CLEAR OUT THE STORE* IN AN ACT OF GRAND THEFT.
-# *at such a large savings that it was basically done

”That’s all well and good, but where’s my fucking bike, old man???” I’m glad you continue to interrupt me to ask for material goods, tiny demanding child! Unfortunately the quantity of Mountain Dew codes that Saint Smackolas stole* from Giant Foods was so great that he has reached THE MAXIMUM DAILY CODE SUBMISSION CAP on the Mountain Dew website. As such, he will finish processing the codes and distribute the bikes on JANUARY 3RD!
-# *purchased at a reasonable price

Additionally, if you DO NOT WANT your very own Blazecycle, Saint Smackolas thinks you’re a PUNK BITCH.*
-# *but will provide a redemption code for another item of equal or lesser points value, upon request.

This concludes the first annual Blazecycle Mogstravaganza! Thank you to everyone who participated, Merry Winterveil to all (even those of you who posted some absolute binmog outfits. You know who you are), and to all a good night!

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@paper portal @rugged sierra @slim knot @cobalt harness @stoic oriole @nimble jackal @dry heron @jaunty marsh

jaunty marsh
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I humbly will take note of this criticism xD and yay!! Happy new year and thanks a lot 🤩

hot swan
stoic oriole
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Had a laugh reading that kekdog Happy new years, and thank you for the effort pepe_chad

lethal oriole
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@hot swan This was the best read i've done the whole year

lethal oriole
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Honestly hats off to you

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That was amazing

rugged sierra
nimble jackal
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omg awesome! and that was hilarious lol! thank you so much ^^

dry heron
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So much fun! Thanks again!

nimble jackal
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Undead Santa is very happy with his firecycle! he can now return to his summer quarters without having worry about any black ice on the roads

jaunty marsh
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Very happy with mine too 😄