Blazecycle Mogstravaganza | Ravenholdt | Page 1

hot swan Dec 22, 2024, 7:43 PM

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Ho Ho Ho <@&862007188511260683> ! Lock your doors, light the fire, and put out your most bottom-shelf grain alcohol because Saint Smackolas is here with Winterveil Greetings and a special present* for one lucky girl or boy!

Have you been Naughty? Nice? Frankly Saint Smackolas doesn't give a shit. He's a vain bastard and all he wants to know if you're looking fly as hell. As such, he's descending down from ~~Skyhold~~ Mount Krumpit to host a special Holiday Transmog Competition.

The theme: Winterveil Wear! You can look frosty, festive, or whatever gets you in the holiday spirit as long as you make sure you're looking fresh.

The rules: None, but if you post a full set (4+ pieces of one outfit) Saint Smackolas will put you on the naughty list (personally kill you with his bare hands).

How do I Enter???: Just post your mog in Blazecycle Mogstravaganza! (Max of two entries per person)

Enough Rambling Old Man, What do I GET: I'm so glad you asked, tiny demanding child. Our most freshly-dressed little tike will have Saint Smackolas himself drunkenly swerve your very own Hateforged Blazecycle through your front door.

How Will the Winner be Chosen: Arbitrarily and unilaterally by Saint Smackolas himself.

How Long do I Have: From now until 12PM EST on 12/31/24! The winner will be chosen on January 1st.

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*Saint Smackolas LLC is not responsible for any VAT Taxes, licensing or registration fees, or Transfer of Title Documents. Eligibility is not contingent on ownership of a Master Riding license, however Horde or Alliance law may require such a license to operate this vehicle. Saint Smackolas LLC is not liable for any damage caused during lawful or unlawful operation of this vehicle, nor for damage inflicted to the vehicle, the winner's personal property, or the winner themself during or after delivery. Saint Smackolas LLC is registered in Kezan and by submitting an entry to this competition you agree to waive all legal rights and Arbirtate any grievances by a Kezan Arbitrator appointed by Saint Smackolas LLC, who is permitted to appoint itself as the sole arbiter in any dispute. Terms and conditions apply.

paper portal Dec 22, 2024, 7:52 PM

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Grandfather Winter's sneaky elf

rugged sierra Dec 22, 2024, 8:28 PM

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~~Only used three instead of four so I’m safe~~

Greatfather Winter’s draconic, roguish helper

hot swan Dec 22, 2024, 8:41 PM

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Quick reminder to everyone that standard rules for posting mogs in the server still apply. I've got to be able to see the entire mog in the screenshot to judge it effectively, and it should preferably be clearly visible. Multiple images are OK if you want to show off different angles/action shots/etc.

slim knot Dec 23, 2024, 7:37 AM

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mr frosty the bound

tough galleon Dec 23, 2024, 12:33 PM

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rugged sierra ~~Only used three instead of four so I’m safe~~ Greatfather Winter’s draconic, ...

Ayo, why isnt this posted to motm, this is well nice

cobalt harness Dec 23, 2024, 12:57 PM

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10/10 paint skills

hot swan Dec 23, 2024, 12:59 PM

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cobalt harness 10/10 paint skills

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-17729711691959966457

Tenor

rugged sierra Dec 23, 2024, 3:23 PM

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tough galleon Ayo, why isnt this posted to motm, this is well nice

~~I always forget to post my mogs here in this discord until I'm pinged lol~~

Also, in the updated picture that shows off the whole mog (and an equipment list so you can copy-paste it if you wanna), SANTA BROUGHT MY ROGUE A BOMB! 😄

tough galleon Dec 23, 2024, 3:27 PM

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rugged sierra ~~I always forget to post my mogs here in this discord until I'm pinged lol~~ A...

Look at that! Thats BOMB

tough galleon Dec 23, 2024, 3:44 PM

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We gonna need more from you

stoic oriole Dec 23, 2024, 7:11 PM

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"Sweater weather". Goes great with Xmas Thistle Tea!

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Ah, quality seems subpar. Do I need nitro to upload in better quality?

lethal oriole Dec 23, 2024, 7:20 PM

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I believe your ingame setting are whats needed to get better quality

stoic oriole Dec 23, 2024, 7:20 PM

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Strange. They are highest setting. My local file is also much higher quality

lethal oriole Dec 23, 2024, 7:21 PM

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No worries, don't think that would make or break Macky's judgement

hot swan Dec 23, 2024, 7:26 PM

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stoic oriole Strange. They are highest setting. My local file is also much higher quality

Yeah these look fine on my end!

nimble jackal Dec 25, 2024, 8:15 PM

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Undead Santa is here to check who's in his big book of names

dry heron Dec 28, 2024, 7:08 AM

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And if you're good, you just might get a visit from the Winterveil Angel. (She's just there to double check you should be on the nice list)

hot swan Dec 28, 2024, 1:02 PM

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dry heron And if you're good, you just might get a visit from the Winterveil Angel. (She's...

S.O.C.
Santa
Oversight
Committee
(The torture implements are sending me)

jaunty marsh Dec 29, 2024, 11:05 AM

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Coming to take your loot back because you haven't been nice. (had wrong belt)

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jaunty marsh Dec 29, 2024, 6:17 PM

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My second entry is more of the frosty kind

dry heron Dec 31, 2024, 3:54 AM

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Another member of the S.O.C (though no one knows what her role is, or how she got access to the sleigh)

hot swan Jan 1, 2025, 5:15 AM

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This concludes the Blazecycle Mogstravaganza entry period! Results will be announced later today.

hot swan Jan 1, 2025, 1:27 PM

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MERRY ~~CHRISTMAS~~ JANUARY 1ST!

Saint Smackolas has made a list of your mogs, checked it twice, and come to one inarguable conclusion… they’re all dogshit.

HOWEVER due to an unrelated instance of UNSUCCESSFUL GRAND LARCENY performed by Saint Smackolas a few nights ago, his heart has recently grown three sizes and he’s decided to GIVE YOU ALL BLAZECYCLES ANYWAY!

“But how did you turn one measly Blazecycle code into ten? Not since Christ and the fishes has such a miracle been performed!” you stupidly ask the all-knowing, all-seeing, Saint Smackolas. The answer? SUCCESSFUL GRAND LARCENY.

That’s right, Saint Smackolas was recently buying MILK at his local GIANT FOODS and spotted that they were having a LARGE SALE ON SODA. Because Saint Smackolas’ mother has AN UNHEALTHY ADDICTION TO DIET MOUNTAIN DEW he decided to CLEAR OUT THE STORE* IN AN ACT OF GRAND THEFT.
-# *at such a large savings that it was basically done

”That’s all well and good, but where’s my fucking bike, old man???” I’m glad you continue to interrupt me to ask for material goods, tiny demanding child! Unfortunately the quantity of Mountain Dew codes that Saint Smackolas stole* from Giant Foods was so great that he has reached THE MAXIMUM DAILY CODE SUBMISSION CAP on the Mountain Dew website. As such, he will finish processing the codes and distribute the bikes on JANUARY 3RD!
-# *purchased at a reasonable price

Additionally, if you DO NOT WANT your very own Blazecycle, Saint Smackolas thinks you’re a PUNK BITCH.*
-# *but will provide a redemption code for another item of equal or lesser points value, upon request.

This concludes the first annual Blazecycle Mogstravaganza! Thank you to everyone who participated, Merry Winterveil to all (even those of you who posted some absolute binmog outfits. You know who you are), and to all a good night!

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@paper portal @rugged sierra @slim knot @cobalt harness @stoic oriole @nimble jackal @dry heron @jaunty marsh

jaunty marsh Jan 1, 2025, 1:34 PM

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I humbly will take note of this criticism xD and yay!! Happy new year and thanks a lot 🤩

hot swan Jan 1, 2025, 1:41 PM

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jaunty marsh I humbly will take note of this criticism xD and yay!! Happy new year and thanks...

Saint Smackolas is a bit harsher on mog judgements than I am, if I’d been picking the winners would have been:
@nimble jackal - Best Overall/Best Holiday
@rugged sierra - Best Winter
@cobalt harness - Honorable mention, best editing
But all of them were pretty good (minus frog pants) and I had a tough time picking winners (hence the Winterveil Miracle)!

stoic oriole Jan 1, 2025, 2:07 PM

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Had a laugh reading that kekdog Happy new years, and thank you for the effort pepe_chad