#assassination

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gusty mirage
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kite what

viscid spear
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If I were a Spiteful Shade and someone was swinging swollen phalluses at me, I'd kill myself too

timid cloud
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Yeah, you're right, with my leeching poison.

ebon notch
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@gusty mirage i found the bis weakaura

gusty mirage
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still waiting for papa ion to bless me with another 278

oak sky
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Shouldnt the WA say swap trinket?

bold drum
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ik its still some time till season 4 but any season 4 things outside of 2 eons that might be worth considering? asking bc i have eye of command simming pretty decent for my assa just dk about its viability

gusty mirage
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either dreadfire vessel or guardian trinket

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if I had to guess

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or even xymox trinket

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axe is kinda busted

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dfv would be higher ilvl

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so I'm leaning toward that

bold drum
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dfv and crab trink seem like an unbeatable duo on sub from what i simmed but cache and guardian trink are also decent on both

gusty mirage
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yeah the tricky part is deciding which of those trinkets to pick

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cuz they're all pretty damn good

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It really comes down to how much better the on use is vs the extra agi we'd get from dfv

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we could always yell at @vestal wren to sim them at the higher ilvl for a comparison

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I might do it out of boredom

bold drum
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ive simmed them all at 311 and 304 respectively

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but only with my rogue and not the t28 baseline

vestal wren
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its 0:35 am, i won't run sims now ^^

gusty mirage
gusty mirage
vestal wren
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but i don't think simulations on high item level are good before creating profiles for 311

gusty mirage
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could be useful

vestal wren
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e.g. just one example, cache works well with multiple stats, and having more of them could impact its value

ebon notch
gusty mirage
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because of the haste

ebon notch
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it was also bis for assa and we ran low haste no?

gusty mirage
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we didn't exactly run low haste

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  • we had alacrity
oak sky
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Ocular gland+ sigil inc

gusty mirage
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  • flag haste
ebon notch
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L + ratio

bold drum
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assa played either vaulty or guardian

ebon notch
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but yeah fair enough

gusty mirage
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yeah faulty ended up taking over because of the frost shards

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cuz it had crit vs agi

oak sky
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Fcm and fusion amp are just good bro

bleak sky
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stop this

gusty mirage
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change my mind

bold drum
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i also have sludgefist trink simming not too bad LULW

bleak sky
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true

oak sky
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I would bet money on gland minalba

gusty mirage
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so idk how much you're willing to bet

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like we have an obscene amount of secondary stats rn

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and it's about to jump up another 26 ilvl

oak sky
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Its the best passive trinky

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Innit

bleak sky
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I don't know anything about the old dungeon trinkets but for sod/cn I'd guess amp/dreadfirevessel/gland

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311 dreadfire vessel

gusty mirage
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yeah 311 dreadfire would be juicy

bleak sky
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gonna nut HARD

oak sky
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We love a non syncy trinky

bold drum
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for sub its def 311 dfv cant get anything to sim higher but sim vs actuality is a diff story

bleak sky
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cache at 304 is also gonna be nice

vestal wren
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311, 307 and 298 are the 3 new item levels

oak sky
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Do we get a leggo upgrade?

vestal wren
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i assume so

bleak sky
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probabbly yea

oak sky
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Yikes

gusty mirage
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I mean assuming they don't tweak the damage on it, 311 does 33k? base w/o crit

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kinda juicy

bold drum
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from what i found out

bold drum
gusty mirage
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yeah

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it'd be interesting to see if they end up tweaking it or not

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I'm leaning toward yeah

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304 amp ain't nothing to look over either

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extra 3900 dam w/ auto attacks is insanely good

oak sky
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oh amp isnt 311

gusty mirage
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correct

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it comes off guardian not KT or sylv

oak sky
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dfv looking saucy

bold drum
oak sky
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that agi be lookin meaningful

gusty mirage
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but if the numbers & ilvl scaling on them stays the same

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dfv should blow every other trinket away

ebon notch
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bro shriekwing trinket

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fucking banged

gusty mirage
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yep

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esp when it targeted a warlock gate

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HUGE

ebon notch
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wat

gusty mirage
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yes it could target warlock gates

ebon notch
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sludgefist was hilarious also

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lmaoooo

gusty mirage
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fuck that trinket

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dogshit ass trinket that didn't work half the time unless you ran out of melee

ebon notch
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no

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shriek trinket

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you had to like

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wiggle with it

bleak sky
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ohyea it was jjanky for sure

ebon notch
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so that it would actually trigger

gusty mirage
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start running laps around dungeons waiting for it to work

ebon notch
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inb4 it flurries

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as outlaw

bleak sky
gusty mirage
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bro nothing flurries as outlaw

bleak sky
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stop it im wet

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kill me

bold drum
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also this sounds decent enough on a few bosses

gusty mirage
bleak sky
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I'm having to do weeklies/dailies/world quests to get gold

gusty mirage
bleak sky
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because no boost pays on this god forsaken realm

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fucking Whisperwind

gusty mirage
gusty mirage
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is that even real

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did you just make that up?

bleak sky
bold drum
gusty mirage
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I got lucky first tw, @ember mural was gearing his boomie and gave me the ring after like 6 runs?

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faulty took me like 83 runs first time around

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cos ring took me about 53 this 2nd time

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actual pain

bold drum
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gonna be a bit better next season when the dungs actually stay around for more than a week

vestal wren
bold drum
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chain OMEGALUL

ebon notch
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wait hateful chain

vestal wren
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tho it misses some trinkets

ebon notch
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btw are we keeping tier sets

vestal wren
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like eoc

ebon notch
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im giga out of the loop

vestal wren
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yes

limber lion
ebon notch
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will we get higher ilvl pieces also

ebon notch
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made me very happy

bleak sky
bold drum
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but chain also simmed decent for my assa so might actually be very good for some reason

gusty mirage
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I loved that trinket

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the healing on it was super underrated

gusty mirage
limber lion
ebon notch
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i feel left out

bleak sky
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this was the first pull in halls

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help

ebon notch
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wat

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2 mobs?

bleak sky
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yes

ebon notch
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have fun

bleak sky
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im on the verge of sewer side

gusty mirage
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just blade flurry and ST rotation

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pussy

bleak sky
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10 min

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we just killed 3rd shard

gusty mirage
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timing it for SURE

bleak sky
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i hate it here

ebon notch
brazen zodiac
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u 3

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oxi, minal, daps ur all so cool

bleak sky
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daps is the only cool one

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me and oxi stinky

brazen zodiac
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yeah u stink of roses

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im scared i start my trial tuesday for jailer after not playing for 2 months minal

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thye just throwin me to the big boy :C

glass tulip
half comet
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does master assassin talent make a full bleed crit more or just for 3 seconds?

balmy condor
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just for 3 seconds

half comet
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ok

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ty

hasty siren
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Whos got the top NF sim? I cant break 15k 😦

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Patchwerk

hybrid vale
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I think venth is just unanimously superior

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And it works to accomplish the same thing as sepsis, but it’s much better at making your burst windows thick and frequent

hasty siren
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Snapshotting makes me cringe. Always fuck it up one time and its gg.

hybrid vale
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Isn’t that the appeal of dot specs in general

hasty siren
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Thats only feral!

violet jackal
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!fuu

prisma monolithBOT
balmy condor
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there's still snapshotting on fae

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rotationally equal

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the math is just not as yucky in the background since flag gives haste

timid cloud
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But M’uh circle

hasty siren
gusty mirage
balmy condor
timid cloud
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I got something else you can get behind hotrod.

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Wait a second…

frosty cedar
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mfd so fun tho 😎

gusty mirage
gusty mirage
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good thing he doesn't read assassination

spice spire
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HC despairge

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I was going to say they have guy and long socks, they’re pretty bricked up on rogues afaik

gusty mirage
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I smell tea

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spill it

bleak sky
spice spire
gusty mirage
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who's rickey?

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oh

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I wonder if he actually wears long socks

spice spire
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Yes

gusty mirage
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bro I'm getting roasted rn in my guild discord

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come take my spot

glass tulip
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are they cool long socks or dad long socks

spice spire
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Rogue is a spot they’re actually solid

spice spire
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He’s gotta bang ur mum somehow

glass tulip
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@gusty mirage how long til big man deadge

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I am locked til tuesday, cant take your spot

gusty mirage
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depends on how fast we can learn p3

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hit 35.1% under 200 wipes

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so that's kinda neat

glass tulip
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thats pretty good

gusty mirage
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I'm sure the nerfs helped a ton

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idk I just want this boss dead man

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@spice spire that meme actually accurate af

glass tulip
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I can replace you if I need, I have no guild now lol

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or you hard vouch my warlock in for S4

spice spire
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I feel you brother

gusty mirage
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yes please come replace our warlocks

spice spire
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Wait what despairge

gusty mirage
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for the love of god

spice spire
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What happened

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Also yeah

gusty mirage
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GM gave up

spice spire
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HC nutty rogues, oxi’s guild dog locks

gusty mirage
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recruiting's a bitch man it's wild

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shit rogue too

spice spire
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I know it

gusty mirage
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I'm trashcan supreme

glass tulip
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I have been blissfully ignorant but i think it is time to cut ties

spice spire
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Nah oxi

glass tulip
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no joke tho my warlock is mythic farm ready

gusty mirage
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my lock's like 276

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I want to see how this affi buff turns out

spice spire
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Black vneck would run ur guild

hollow river
spice spire
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Ong

gusty mirage
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that's my fav lock spec

spice spire
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Notrickz detected monkaGIGA

gusty mirage
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y'all wanna see the meme that @nocturne lagoon roasted me with?

glass tulip
spice spire
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Ye

gusty mirage
spice spire
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I have no lore

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I’m just here

glass tulip
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D:

spice spire
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Yeah but that’s a mf that should be spread

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Ong

gusty mirage
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@nocturne lagoon

spice spire
glass tulip
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no cap tho my back in march application is being filled out as we speak and I need a hard vouch that I am a cracked out player

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with no mythic logs

spice spire
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No access?

glass tulip
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lock got geared during extendo lockout

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so no mythic raiding for him

spice spire
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Oh locknlogs

balmy condor
half comet
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weird question but when using prey on the weak do your bleeds tick higher damage in a cheap shot and kidney?

blazing pumice
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yes, but prey on the weak is a separate debuff that lasts for 6s

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whereas cheap shot only lasts 4s w/o dr

half comet
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ohh yeah gotcha so you get more out of it with a full kidney?>

blazing pumice
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no

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the kidney or cheap shot applies the 6s debuff

balmy condor
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^

half comet
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oooohhhh im dumb

balmy condor
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They’re both 6 seconds regardless of duration

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Prey itself is 6 seconds

half comet
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oh sorry yeah im so new to rogue im so braindead hahahah

balmy condor
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Also should note the stun needs to hit for it to proc

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So don’t try kidney shotting a boss on pull

half comet
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yeah makes sense haha

balmy condor
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Had a couple people in coaching sessions come over from final fantasy

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There’s a 5% damage buff for your raid on ninja or something

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So they just assume it’s the same thing

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:P

half comet
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im loving rogue so far its just a confusing class for me haha

balmy condor
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Once the basics click it’s not too bad honestly

half comet
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whens best time to pop vendetta?

steel ridge
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Anytime you get value out of it

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Its a 1 Minute cd with duskwalker

half comet
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do my already applied bleeds start doing 30% more damage if i pop vendetta?

steel ridge
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Yes

half comet
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sweeeeeeet

steel ridge
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Most of the time you just send it, depending on cov you might want to line it up with other abilities

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The earlier its out, the sooner you get cdr on it 🙂

half comet
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yeah ok

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oh does prey on the weak make other people damage do 10% more aswell?

blazing pumice
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yep

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it would be a pretty awful talent if it didn't

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at the same time, I wouldn't recommend using it as a dps tool. In dungeon settings you are better off taking iron wire.

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There are just certain raid encounters (eg. anduin) where the add needs to be stunned that prey is useful to increase raid dmg

balmy condor
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Flag/vend both sync up

subtle tundra
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youre so smart

balmy condor
subtle tundra
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finally someone that doesnt call me a monk main ^^

balmy condor
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I accept you for who you are you silly baltic bozo <3

empty hinge
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:_(

subtle tundra
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hey i streamed yesterday!

balmy condor
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Outing himself as a fake follower

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Y I K E S

empty hinge
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I wasn’t home 😦

subtle tundra
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@balmy condor what does the thing on tc research mean

balmy condor
subtle tundra
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On st too?

balmy condor
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Everywhere

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All situations

subtle tundra
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I was only doing on 3cp

balmy condor
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If you aren’t at 30, send it

subtle tundra
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So I just dump it, nice

balmy condor
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Yeh

subtle tundra
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Like a shit

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Cause it feel bad

balmy condor
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Shits do be feeling bad sometimes

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But that’s what I get for being lack toes in taller ant and eating cheese

empty hinge
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Do we have any sims for multiple targets with chain trinket for next season

misty holly
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Wait, Whispyr doesn't have toes?

viscid spear
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Bawn drawer. PU_pepeThinkBaguette

subtle tundra
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ok 27 dos nf angle

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ok how do you play nf?

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i guess ill find out

stable saffron
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Hey thinking of coming back for S4 and curious to how Assassination Rogue plays in m+. Outlaw is dead to my knowledge and i realy don't wanna play sub.

subtle tundra
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outlaw is stronk

drifting cloud
subtle tundra
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bad knowledge

stable saffron
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Isnjt the AOE Cap on Blade flurry making the specc absolutely useless in M+?

subtle tundra
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nope

stable saffron
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Can you explain?

subtle tundra
gusty mirage
# stable saffron Can you explain?

you don't bring rogues for their aoe anyway, if you wanted to bring a melee dps for aoe you're bringing a ww monk. On top of that all the buffs to outlaw makes it really really good in ST and Cleave situations

vestal wren
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assassination in theory would beat outlaw on st in dungeon talents

subtle tundra
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ok assa rogue is banned in dos

drifting cloud
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😂

subtle tundra
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actually night fae

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is so stupid

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in m+ cause of urh

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you get all random shit

violet jackal
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Random?

subtle tundra
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random timers on vendetta/sepsis/shiv

violet jackal
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Just send it ??

carmine dawn
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50 x 1 is still 50 yano?

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So outlaw should be near the top for 5 targets or less since the buffs

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Good for low target dungeons

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Probably only inting in like a dos or gambit with huge pulls. Still does fine tho

gusty mirage
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leave it up to jake to respond 2 hours later

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go back to pirate chat boy

carmine dawn
gusty mirage
ebon notch
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because more dam = more fun

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thoughts?

gusty mirage
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sure

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still won't do monk damage though

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so if more damage = more fun, just play ww monk

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outlaw's in a good spot right now after the buffs

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blizzard determined that it's niche is 5T cleave

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so

brave gazelle
# stable saffron Hey thinking of coming back for S4 and curious to how Assassination Rogue plays ...

Sin is arguably the worst for m+ rn
Sub is better for dgs with larger pulls
Outlaw is better for dgs with more st and 3-5 pack pulls
Sin falls behind and feels complex on large aoe pulls but does alot of St on bosses

Outlaw seems to be on the come up though in alot of higher keys

All specs are viable tho unless your pushing over 25+ keys tho

Your main job as a rouge will be utility (interpruting, blocking casts, free invis etc etc) so your focus should be more on kicking things than outright dps anyhow

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Tdlr if you don't wanna play sub you don't have to
Play what you want, the rest of your comp can cope

echo geyser
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i think that person left the discord

gusty mirage
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smart move

ebon notch
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gnar scared him

gusty mirage
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I might follow them

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also I didn't tell you this

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but I'm working on a new Fan of Knives

echo geyser
gusty mirage
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moving away from asking important people questions because they never respond

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coughramfamcough

echo geyser
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dead im sorry

gusty mirage
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s'all good man

echo geyser
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my dm game is not strong

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and memory for that matter

gusty mirage
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I did just hit you with a giant essay and be like "yo respond when you can"

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so it's partly on me

echo geyser
brave gazelle
echo geyser
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heavybreathing guild tryna full clear tonight, is the raid a joke?

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with this week nerf

gusty mirage
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it's significantly easier

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y'all are gamers, should be able to

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or at least pretty damn close

carmine dawn
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Lmao we’re doing the opposite, we’re just raiding one day a week and whatever we kill we kill

brave gazelle
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Idk about mythic but hc is a cake walk
Feels like normal pre nerf

carmine dawn
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I mean been benched since lihuvim

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Just didn’t need two rogues for most fights

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Subbed in for jailer one night

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We also have like 26 ish players

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I’m a team player nodders

echo geyser
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happy_holiday_pepe good boi

carmine dawn
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I did hear thru the rumor mill that for being benched so long I came in very prepared and did better than expected

echo geyser
subtle tundra
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Just don't forget to greed globals and fuck up mechanics

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Very easy

carmine dawn
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And I made everyone laugh when I entered hole thru a vertex

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And then just got knocked into the hole behind me

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And said “oh I deserve that for who I am as a person”

spice spire
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Jake were you indeed cheesin?

carmine dawn
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100%

spice spire
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Nice

carmine dawn
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Comedy relief is important 200 pulls in

spice spire
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I agree

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Strengthens mental fort

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BASED JAKE. GAMER

viscid spear
spice spire
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We got one ???

viscid spear
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I said get

spice spire
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????

ember mural
spice spire
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Yes man despairge

ebon notch
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@burnt latch bruh whisp dms me saying he found tech

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and he wasnt even memeing me

burnt latch
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LMFAO

balmy condor
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He deadass just didn’t believe me

burnt latch
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Feeding the addict is this at all responsible behaviour Whispyr?

spice spire
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Mf bricked up on nocco already

subtle tundra
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do our sims go up now?!?

burnt latch
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LOL

spice spire
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Why not give him something else

burnt latch
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Daps is an avid nocco, tech and baked beans enjoyer

spice spire
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This mf eating BEANS

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Nah

balmy condor
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okay but @ebon notch beans on bread?

ebon notch
balmy condor
ebon notch
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i usually make beans with rice, smoked pancetta, diced onions and garlic

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tastes hella good

balmy condor
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bread too spicy or what

ebon notch
burnt latch
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Daps is a mandem forged by the ends aint nothin too spicy for him sd

hybrid vale
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i'd like to see assa get the primal wrath equivalent equivalent for rupture as well as that spell being added as a trigger for the "Cut to the chase" passive

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whose wit me

burnt latch
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We’re discussing beans atm all the actual good players will get back to you on this

hybrid vale
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honestly

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i dont like the idea of beans being the main item

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like that's very unusual to me

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:/

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it's a side at best

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garnish at worst

burnt latch
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Its very weird isnt it, very british

tepid pewter
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yo how is sin in keys?

burnt latch
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I consume beans maybe at best 5 times a year, meanwhile daps is out here blasting them for breakfast and dinner DAILY

hybrid vale
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ive had straight black beans with like a sesasoning before, but that's like when im on a high key cut and trying to get down to 12% bf

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never is it a good time

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having straight beans bro

burnt latch
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Thats what its always been for me too, a diet food

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Same with tuna tbh

hybrid vale
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if only i could stomach canned tuna

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very convenient

burnt latch
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That took some learning, its decent if u mix it with a 200g pack of cottage cheese

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Well decent is maybe an overstatement but ya kno

hybrid vale
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i might try that, i have tons of cans

burnt latch
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Goes down

hybrid vale
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cottage cheese on its own is fairly ok, i can't do the 0% fat tho

burnt latch
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Good macros

hybrid vale
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that's like

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torture

burnt latch
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Yeah lmao

hybrid vale
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ill take the fat

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2% i think is the only one ill do

ebon notch
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can you get diced pancetta in your supermarket?

hybrid vale
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i have an indian british market near me...im pretty sure they'd sell some weird stuff like that

burnt latch
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Id think so that doesnt sound too outlandish

hybrid vale
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the only thing i know about indian grocery stores is from looking thru the window and by that i know they love drinking regular coca cola

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there's straight lines of it across the store

ebon notch
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pancetta is like italian bacon

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its hella good

hybrid vale
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oh yeah

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no that's everywhere here

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maybe not diced

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but it'll come in like a loaf

ebon notch
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a loaf?

hybrid vale
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shaped like a cucumber of sorts

ebon notch
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oh

burnt latch
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oh its that meat that youre actually meant to do you pasta carbonara with

hybrid vale
ebon notch
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its insane

hybrid vale
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most likely diced is avail

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ive literally never had it ill try it if i see it next time

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is it like salami or something

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tasting?

ebon notch
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well the one we buy

burnt latch
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nah its like bacon

ebon notch
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you're meant to fry it

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and mix it into stuff

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we mix it into our bolognese recipe

burnt latch
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ziggly they use this stuff instead of bacon in italy when they make a pasta carbonara

hybrid vale
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ah i see, it looked like a sandwich meat to me

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okok

burnt latch
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youre not supposed to use bacon

ebon notch
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@burnt latch get some and i give you recipe

burnt latch
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get some.. easier said than done mate

ebon notch
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why

burnt latch
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im not that attractive

hybrid vale
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wait isn't it true that the most popular dinner item in uk is chicken tikka masala

burnt latch
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lmfao

hybrid vale
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hahaa

burnt latch
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food culture at its finest

ebon notch
burnt latch
#

youre a slow man

ebon notch
#

legit they love indian food

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but racist as hell

hybrid vale
#

i feel like you guys should like your own national dishes over others

#

unless maybe they're not very good 😦

ebon notch
#

its probably not a bad look to favour one of our subjugated nations dishes over our own

hybrid vale
#

oh right

burnt latch
#

thats some british shit right there

#

right on cowboy

hybrid vale
#

i always forget about that

ebon notch
#

yep

hybrid vale
#

now i find it lowkey annnoying my friend from uk was like so appalled by the US gun laws hes like "i cant even imagine normal citizens having access to such weaponry"

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meanwhile ya'll

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friggin took ppl again they will

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and theyre homes

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smh

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occupied their lands

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smh

vestal wren
timid cloud
burnt latch
#

thats not happened too often

#

getting redircted from OT2 to OT1

hybrid vale
#

ok wheres my original statement

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about

#

primal wrath

gentle coyote
#

really stupid question how often do you guys use CT do you maintain it then envenom inbetween or?

spice spire
#

You use CT just to maintain. (I assume you mean ST) only time envenom is higher priority is to extend snd if it’s needed

gentle coyote
#

oh really, so no matter what you are maintaing CT?

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and yes sorry i meant ST

timid cloud
#

Yes.

carmine dawn
vestal wren
#

it got changed during CN

gentle coyote
carmine dawn
#

Ct does more dmg yeah

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But it’s a loss to let snd fall off in favor of anything else

gentle coyote
carmine dawn
#

Like

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You don’t want to reup dots outside of pandemic

#

So yeah if you’re outside of vendetta, and just refreshed everything then youll probably get a couple envenoms in

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It’s just the last priority finisher

tepid pewter
#

what is SIn good for nowadays?

bleak sky
#

Raid, st, 2t

tepid pewter
#

so no keys?

#

poison bomb no longer works for that massive aoe?

carmine dawn
#

Check pins for current assa build

#

Or faq

#

CT is better on all content rn

bleak sky
#

You can do all of your keys as sin

#

You're just going to have to work a lot harder for ok damage at best

glass tulip
#

Favorite m+ boss is mists 1st boss. Was running a weekly 15 with the guildies and accidentally lusted on pull... We killed the whole boss in under 40 seconds and ended at 54k overall 😄

#

Getting a full burst feels great

balmy condor
limber lion
mint valve
#

i feel like i get almost no envenoms inside vendetta with refreshing bleeds and then trying to refresh bleeds right before vendetta is over

bleak sky
#

sounds about right

ebon notch
#

like during your flag build up

mint valve
#

tyty ❤️

half comet
#

What is the best covernant for assassin?

#

Venthyr?

oak sky
#

yeah

spice spire
#

Yes

balmy condor
#

yuh - Arianna Grande

glass tulip
#

Yes. - Abraham Lincoln

bleak sky
spice spire
glass tulip
#

Almost there Mr minalba

solid chasm
bleak sky
#

too long

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(not long)

#

265 pulls so far

#

first pulls were 19 days ago

ebon notch
# bleak sky

All you have to do is drill into your team's heads the two mechanics of p4

#

The cleave soak and the dot

#

It's literally the easiest phase of the fight

#

People just panic cause the boss is so low

ebon notch
#

Are you playing outlaw?

bleak sky
#

ye

ebon notch
#

If not be very careful stepping to boss after the cleave

#

Ok nice

#

Feint every cleave

bleak sky
#

bruh he knocks you back so far

ebon notch
#

You cancel it with grapple or BR

#

Just like sire knockback

#

Just make sure you don't die to it

bleak sky
#

ye ye

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I didn't have either for some reason

ebon notch
#

Sus

bleak sky
#

may or may not have grappled to keep uptime while he was running away

ebon notch
#

Just don't press BR unless you are guaranteed to have grapple

#

No that's fine

#

But make sure to cycle sprint br and grapple

#

Always have one up

bleak sky
#

I'm thankful we didn't kill tho, would've been a shit parse

solid chasm
#

you mean you dont wanna do like i did

#

and get a 7 on anduin

bleak sky
#

I got that on halondrus

#

i'm good on the greys

solid chasm
#

i also parsed an 11 or some shit on sylv

#

i know my jailer parse gonna suck but honestly fuck it

gusty mirage
#

if the boss dies the parse doesn't matter

solid chasm
#

my guild keeps me around regardless of my parses

#

so

ebon notch
gusty mirage
#

idk why wow players are so hyper focused on parses lately

#

but it's toxic

ebon notch
#

The memes were endless

solid chasm
#

im not!!!!

gusty mirage
#

I'm not saying you are

#

but if it wasn't for that mindset

bleak sky
gusty mirage
#

you wouldn't have mentioned it

ebon notch
#

I've never spoken about parses ever

gusty mirage
ebon notch
solid chasm
#

he said he wouldve gotten a shit parse

bleak sky
#

I'm not gonna grief prog for parse but I'm not gonna not juice it ever

#

yeah but you can do mechanics AND do damage

solid chasm
#

and i was referencing my anduin

bleak sky
#

like my halondrus prog was shit

solid chasm
#

bc i actively did shit to avoid parsing good bc it was beneficial for the actual kill

#

aka no pad

gusty mirage
#

you sure can, but how often is the first kill clean?

bleak sky
#

was WAY too focused on bombs/staying alive

solid chasm
#

no black powder icysmile

gusty mirage
#

our first anduin kill there was like 8 people alive

earnest remnant
#

my first anduin kill ended up on wowhighlights with our blood dk soloing the boss for quite some time

bleak sky
#

Liquid??????

gusty mirage
#

I parsed a 92 on a painsmith prog kill

#

and people still shit on me in here

solid chasm
#

we actually almost did the liquid shit

gusty mirage
#

wild

solid chasm
#

our dk had to solo for a hot min

bleak sky
#

me on anduin

gusty mirage
#

I wish ASP would go away

bleak sky
solid chasm
#

but then failed at like .2%

#

sadge

balmy condor
gusty mirage
balmy condor
#

that P better stand for peanut butter

gusty mirage
#

like the kind imma lick off your toes later

balmy condor
#

oh that reminds me I think I might be able to cut off the fungus on my nail finally

gusty mirage
#

huge

solid chasm
#

@balmy condor flat earth fucker.
sub 500 wr

#

or whatever that guy said

balmy condor
#

I've been waiting for the new growth to push it out enough for me to lob it off

#

it's getting close

gusty mirage
#

so

solid chasm
#

lmfao discord celeb

balmy condor
solid chasm
#

no.

#

but also like

bleak sky
#

why do you have fungus on your nails

balmy condor
gusty mirage
#

he prolly steps on it all the time

solid chasm
#

deathly shadows in current times???

gusty mirage
#

fungi free toes

balmy condor
bleak sky
solid chasm
#

mf got e-athletes foot

bleak sky
balmy condor
#

foot get sweaty from work and shit, sweaty foot attract bacteria, bacteria make fungus

#

I don't make the rules man

bleak sky
#

WASH YOUR FEET

balmy condor
#

I DO

#

WASH YOUR JESUS STATUE

#

OR WHATEVEr

bleak sky
#

hell nah

#

jesus statue is NASTY

#

big jesus got all the diseases on it

balmy condor
#

he got diseases so you don't have to

#

corona jesus

bleak sky
marble hemlock
pure sinew
#

Anyone have context on what he means by “simming Alchemy”?

#

What did y’all do exactly

#

Is it just the pins?

gusty mirage
#

@limber lion & @fleet anchor discovered that you could take advantage of snapshotting the haste buff from flag to get the most out of the 4pc overhang

#

it's not really "alchemy"

pure sinew
#

Ok so just the pins stuff

#

Thanks

gusty mirage
#

yeah

balmy condor
#

He just means that theorycrafting exists basically

gusty mirage
#

idk I hate the term "alchemy"

hybrid vale
#

Professions?

#

Ohhh

#

You’re calling running sims in wow… alchemy?

#

Must be Google translate

timid cloud
timid cloud
#

I performed for like 200 pulls on Painsmith, then we kill it & I get a 0.

#

Because I slipped my finger & died.

#

This is why I’m kinda mid.

pure sinew
#

Monk is a second

timid cloud
#

That’s because my boy Bababaloneyus is a nut.

#

(In a good way.)

#

He’s a real one.

hybrid vale
#

and sef images have been broken since release

#

always something silly going on

slow marsh
subtle tundra
#

well

#

not wrong

half comet
#

When do you use flagellation?

balmy condor
glass tulip
#

iceblades is back? hypoggers

viscid spear
timid cloud
viscid spear
glass tulip
#

Ash got a bandana hyperpog

#

I'm too poor or I would join you

spice spire
#

Too bad ash still has no bitches

glass tulip
#

Well yeah

#

That's why they have cats instead

gusty mirage
spice spire
#

Pot calling the kettle black, eh?

viscid spear
gusty mirage
#

I’ve never been toxic a day in my life and to say otherwise is slander

violet jackal
#

what does the bandana mean?

ember mural
#

patreon

violet jackal
#

what are the benefits?

ember mural
#

the bandana kekW

violet jackal
#

-__-

vestal wren
#

the only real benefit is the color

glass tulip
#

The benefit is the friends that we make here widepeepohappy

violet jackal
#

Also where is the link, why is the support link to this discord in a hidden spot?

ebon notch
#

@limber lion wow nice emote in your name

limber lion
#

it was there for literally one second

#

stalker vibes

ebon notch
#

No you were typing and it showed up

#

:<

limber lion
#

oh

viscid spear
hybrid vale
thorn fjord
#

Can i get a banana next to my name?

gusty mirage
#

Sure

#

Just sign up for the patreon breh

thorn fjord
#

Can i just send a D pic?

gusty mirage
#

Yeah just dm it to @vestal wren

thorn fjord
#

Ill send it to @spice spire too

spice spire
#

No man

vestal wren
#

just type !test instead

gusty mirage
ember mural
thorn fjord
spice spire
#

Leaking dms

#

Cringe

echo geyser
spice spire
thorn fjord
#

I have no self respect today

gusty mirage
spice spire
#

Buddy I’ll give you a banana

gusty mirage
brazen zodiac
#

Hi oxi!!

#

I found a baby peacock yesterday!!!

gusty mirage
brazen zodiac
#

I'm on a roll with birds lately

thorn fjord
#

Peacocks are annoying af

brazen zodiac
#

Idk this guys been pretty fucking vocal but only if I'm just not physically holding him

thorn fjord
#

They love screaming at 530 AM in the morning

gusty mirage
thorn fjord
#

And they'll just stand out in the middle of the street and not move lol

spice spire
#

Yo same here ong

brazen zodiac
#

That's actually how I found him

thorn fjord
#

You in Miami? lol

brazen zodiac
#

He was just standing in the middle of the parking lot at the bar

#

No long Island. Turns out someone released a bunch years ago and now they're invasive

thorn fjord
#

Yep... same out here

brazen zodiac
#

I gotta say the little dudes growing on me, did 3 keys with him just chilling on my shoulder

#

Very fun experience

#

Shame I don't have the kind of resources to tend to him but it has made me reconsider my career choice and perusing animals

thorn fjord
#

Thats cool

brazen zodiac
#

Ye it's fun

thorn fjord
#

They're protected by law out here so they live a really nice life just roaming around affluent neighborhoods lol

brazen zodiac
#

I named him ducky

#

After thinking it was a chicken

#

Then being told it was a turkey

#

Was kinda funny watching parents get pissed cuz their 3 year olds kept calling it a duck lmfao

timid cloud
spice spire
#

HUH

timid cloud
#

🌀

slow marsh
timid cloud
carmine dawn
#

If you ever think oxi is being toxic? No he’s not

slow marsh
spice spire
spice spire
timid cloud
#

??

#

He’s tOXIc

drifting cloud
#

thats just part of his charm

viscid spear
timid cloud
viscid spear
ebon notch
#

Wtf

#

Mods?

scarlet sequoia
#

np

spice spire
#

np

ebon notch
#

when the rogue was perma dc'd

scarlet sequoia
ebon notch
#

unlucko

gentle coyote
#

is it like a massive dps loss if you let CT drop in ST

gusty mirage
#

if you're talented into crimson tempest you want to keep it maintained as much as possible

ebon notch
#

inside vendetta its not a huge deal

mint valve
#

would you envenom and let CT drop for like 4 seconds?

#

or would you refresh CT to keep the uptime during vendetta?

#

i feel like my vendetta's can be optimized more but idk how

ebon notch
#

rupture/garrote take prio during vendetta

#

if both are on good timers

#

i.e. not about to go into pandemic

#

then you would CT

#

envenom doesnt do shit

#

it is low prio

mint valve
#

ohh okay

violet jackal
#

it refreshes slice n dice 🙃

ebon notch
#

only time ive used envenom during vendetta is when i was scared snd was gonna drop off

mint valve
#

HAHAH ok ty ❤️

ebon notch
#

snd has the highest prio out of all our stuff

mint valve
#

for pure ST, ive seen a split between triple potency theotar and nadjia with dauntless. is there one thats better?

burnt latch
#

I hope everyone here is having a great day

ebon notch
#

nadjia with dauntless for movement

ebon notch
#

@burnt latch you busy rn btw i need ur help to get into a key

burnt latch
#

Wdym

mint valve
#

Also, with IQD, would it be giving crit since it is our highest stat? is that good for us?

burnt latch
#

How can i help you get into a key

ebon notch
#

my warr needs 250 points for 3k

#

and i cant get invited

burnt latch
#

Oh

#

Unluck ive filled my box already

ebon notch
timid cloud
#

I’d help the homies, but I’m NA.

viscid spear
#

Yeah sex is great and all but have you ever sat in darkness wondering why you're not good enough?

bleak sky
#

Every single day

ebon notch
#

im so good i spend 16 hours a day doing it

#

did i say day

#

i meant week

viscid spear
#

You fixin to go blind

timid cloud
#

Yeah, I’d prefer going blind using the other method.

gusty mirage
#

bro?

#

I swear I take my eye off of you fuckers for one minute

#

and it's come to this

timid cloud
#

It’s me drawing endlessly.

spice spire
#

The emote name is literally jerk_off.

timid cloud
#

Me playing in the pool?

spice spire
#

???

timid cloud
#

Idk what you’re talking about.

timid cloud
#

I live for the Oxi gif reactions.

carmine dawn
#

@glass tulip comin for my spot huh

bleak sky
#

vojax finna get replaced

carmine dawn
#

How dare you toonname me

bleak sky
#

I got you on the spreadsheet

#

you're donezo

glass tulip
#

Its purple boi time

carmine dawn
#

Lol I actually didn’t read it till after I said that

#

Goodluck I’ll put in a good word for ya

glass tulip
#

Appreciate it brotha man

#

I watched your guild's prog all tier but had no idea you were in it lol

carmine dawn
#

Didn’t need two rogues for really any fights

#

And I didn’t have mythic sylv daggers so it’s a hard sell

#

Also we have a lot of melee lol

#

I was in for lihuvim thowicked

glass tulip
#

Poggers

#

Yeah rogue sucks to try and get into guilds when I don't have selfish parses to back it up

#

But the swap I want to try and prove myself on, could be huge

oak sky
#

Lol ur doing the dekai gambit

carmine dawn
#

They’re good at reading logs I wouldn’t be worried about greys or yellows

oak sky
glass tulip
#

Not being able to farm is the killer. Progression kills only

vestal wren
#

i agree, it is surprisingly relevant how good your parse is for the majority of guilds

carmine dawn
#

Yeah I had a bad tier ngl

#

I didn’t learn sub till like two weeks before tier started

glass tulip
#

Thankfully, I wasn't in a guild in the part of the tier where that would have been required

#

So assassin only, but same boat as you

#

I practiced sub in heroic week and it was ugly

carmine dawn
#

Yeah we’re on the same page for sure

#

You’re cool tho goodluck brotherman

glass tulip
#

I used to raid with Sera too so hoping I can get some extra brownie points for being a known name

carmine dawn
#

Aw she’s so nice

#

We started playing guild among us tbh she’s really funny

oak sky
#

Among us in 2022

#

HUH

carmine dawn
#

I never got into it

#

So it’s fun with like 10 people who have never played

spice spire
glass tulip
#

OG among us is still fun

#

The new maps and versions are too much

bleak sky
#

💀

oak sky
#

Low key gonna start playing less selfish when im back on jailer today