assassination

[ebon notch]

What you at

[echo geyser]

he says just put in the hours what u say to that daps

jailer says hello darkness my old friend

💀

[oak sky]

Hours can only carry bad so hard

Dont i know it

[echo geyser]

hopefully the nerfs on reset will be the final nail

(clueless how big it is)

[oak sky]

My guild cant even handle andy

[echo geyser]

our raid flopped tonight, didnt even kill anduin reclear

no gear for me on lords

[oak sky]

We'll wipe to andy for 3 hours tomorrow

And again on tuesday

[drifting cloud]

nah tuesday hes nerfed!

[fallow otter]

tuesday im buffed

😄

just in time for jailer so i dont feel like im trolling bringing monk

[ebon notch]

I've just not been trying hard enough

I'm close to demanding we take mage pi away

So they stop greeding for globals

[hollow river]

mage shouldn't even need to greed for globals

they basically never miss any

[ebon notch]

It's jailer

So they have a lot of shit they gotta do

Bro that's it

I'm getting my p4 PI

There's no shot I'm doing this much over the mages and not getting it

[amber fossil]

progging on H Jailer at ilvl 269, my logs are showing an asterisk for both MA spec and switrching to subterfuge. This seems odd that there are only 36 parses for this range

[vocal bolt]

Rogue was a M+ toon and now I am helping out in raids. My logs are garbage - just looking for direction on how to quickly improve. Heres my last logs: https://www.warcraftlogs.com/reports/aKmZpCRTb1XBYDQ9/#fight=last&view=rankings

[bleak sky]

273 rogue beating warlocks and mages

🥶

daggerless

[ebon notch]

I mean it's Jesus Penus Cock

How can they compete

[bleak sky]

daggerless and high ping

🥶

[ebon notch]

Constructed alternatively

[hollow river]

actually demolishing

[gusty mirage]

RedFlowers Log Review

[ebon notch]

If I ddont get rank 1 or die on the kill

I will jump off a bridge

[hollow river]

[echo geyser]

19k dps

[bleak sky]

!guide

[prisma monolith]

Assassination Guides:
Wowhead: https://www.wowhead.com/assassination-rogue-guide
IV: https://www.icy-veins.com/wow/assassination-rogue-pve-dps-guide
Method: https://www.method.gg/guides/assassination-rogue

[echo geyser]

thats easy r1 if u can actually kill the boss

[bleak sky]

stop hurting him

he's 700 pulls deep

[echo geyser]

one guy did 444dps

[bleak sky]

that's a boost run for sure

[echo geyser]

u will for sure be top 30

[oak sky]

Pi receiver

[ebon notch]

Best pull of prog I was at 18.5k start of p4

[bleak sky]

420 blaze it 69 sex weed drugs

[ebon notch]

This was natty

[echo geyser]

nah no way are u fully natty bro?

[balmy condor]

my man wheatbase down bad

[ebon notch]

Yes

They stole it away from me

[oak sky]

Guess im doing 20k on my kill then

[echo geyser]

[gusty mirage]

ayho you mean I have a shot at top 20

???

[ebon notch]

Ram that's p4 only btw

[echo geyser]

yessir

[gusty mirage]

[ebon notch]

Over the whole evening

[gusty mirage]

I have one number I want to beat

[ebon notch]

Stop leaking private info

I will get doxxed

[gusty mirage]

and thats 17,647.9

if I get 17648

I'm happy

[bleak sky]

just recruit me

wtf?

[echo geyser]

look at this p4 dmg

[gusty mirage]

recruit these

[echo geyser]

37k brotherman

[bleak sky]

DK

[echo geyser]

must be army

[ebon notch]

That was my average for the night smh

[gusty mirage]

for sure army

[ebon notch]

Why you clowning me

[gusty mirage]

the light blue is army

[oak sky]

Dk has the dumbest execute in the game rn

[ebon notch]

You don't want a part of this

[echo geyser]

[bleak sky]

brother

BRUDDA

[oak sky]

@bleak sky if u can get in the nocco kill ill pay for your region transfer

[ebon notch]

You mean you'll invent region transfer lmao

[bleak sky]

anduin btw

[gusty mirage]

you'll pay for something that doesn't exist?

wild

[bleak sky]

yeah there's no region transfer

gotta level a new character

gear

yadda yadda yadda

[oak sky]

Yes, just like minalba getting in on the nocco kill doesnt exist

[bleak sky]

bro imma hurt you

[gusty mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/ohh-gif-20748683

[bleak sky]

go wipe on anduin some more

[oak sky]

Bouta gquit if i miss the kill

No cap

[bleak sky]

mf about to get more wipes than I had on andy

[echo geyser]

[oak sky]

Im like 20 wipes less than my guild and even i have over 20p

200

[gusty mirage]

I don't think you'll miss it anytime soon

dw buddy

[ebon notch]

I am receiving undeserved clowning

@gusty mirage help pls

[oak sky]

Bro we're literally at the p2 overlap

[gusty mirage]

[echo geyser]

i think nocco should wait until reset to raid

just chill for 2 days

[bleak sky]

you're gonna get like 10-15 wipes to someone missing their soak on p3

don't worry about it

and then a few more wipes on p1/p2 because someone fucked up

[ebon notch]

:(

[gusty mirage]

LOL

[ebon notch]

We can kill the boss bro I promise

[oak sky]

Its actually unreal man like

[gusty mirage]

bro

[ebon notch]

Just need our tanks to use their mics

[gusty mirage]

I literally just felt the pain in my gut

from when that happened to us

[bleak sky]

[echo geyser]

i believe u but u all sound burned out from raiding

[oak sky]

My guild is saying like we need more boss damage or we won't hit the % and then also begging me to swap sub for grim reflection damage

[echo geyser]

[ebon notch]

I mean

We are

[oak sky]

And its the same people

[ebon notch]

But it should have died today

[gusty mirage]

oh shit

[ebon notch]

Just dumb idk

[gusty mirage]

youre in oxi territory

around pull 240

[echo geyser]

thats what u said 4 raids ago

[ebon notch]

No shot I said that

[oak sky]

Dw oxi they already asked me to vendetta an add

[ebon notch]

I was coping

[gusty mirage]

after being asked to swap specs./kingsmourne phases/what I'm trying to focus

[spice spire]

🤨

[ebon notch]

We have never successfully bugged the boss

[gusty mirage]

I spent my birthday wiping on anduin for 3 hours @oak sky

[echo geyser]

we only had it once out of our 318 pulls

so we just opted for clean kill and just keep playing

[oak sky]

At this rate we might still be at anduin on my birthday

[echo geyser]

regardless

[balmy condor]

your birthday in october?

[ebon notch]

We were forced to lmao

[ebon notch]

Mine is

[gusty mirage]

I was asked about how much I enjoyed it, and it birthed one of our log names:

[spice spire]

Stalker

[balmy condor]

crazy that I replied to someone and you still thought I cared

[oak sky]

N

[gusty mirage]

DAMN

[spice spire]

Aren’t you July agreon? Or am I thinking of some other sin OTP?

[empty hinge]

[ebon notch]

:(

[oak sky]

June quake

[ebon notch]

That's it I'm going bedge

[spice spire]

Ahh

[balmy condor]

[ebon notch]

My fragile Braincell cannot handle this

[spice spire]

Someone has a birthday around mine idr who tho

[bleak sky]

when in october

[ebon notch]

This emote is sub par and I would personally not use it

[balmy condor]

think it was me

july 21

[spice spire]

Was it actually?

Yeah a week before

[ebon notch]

Between 20th and 30th

[spice spire]

[bleak sky]

damn

we're birthday buddies

[balmy condor]

hold onto to this emote real quick

[gusty mirage]

happy early birthday jimmy

[balmy condor]

[bleak sky]

AYO DOXXING?

[gusty mirage]

ayo want a pic of my toes?

[spice spire]

He doesn’t know my name

[ebon notch]

Ur lucky you have the power to banish me or I'd be very miffed publically rn

[spice spire]

[ebon notch]

[bleak sky]

i'm being harassed mods ban him

[gusty mirage]

but the book of shadows does

[balmy condor]

bars like a grime rapper

[spice spire]

That’s my grandfathers name

[ebon notch]

Bruh the mods don't do shit here

[spice spire]

(Technically my first) but I’ve never used it

[gusty mirage]

calm down eddy

[ebon notch]

Unless you like argue with them

[bleak sky]

I got a secret weapon

dw

can get oxi banned at any time

[ebon notch]

The trick is to argue in voice where there are no logs

[spice spire]

[ebon notch]

Do it rn I dare

[bleak sky]

gotta hit them when they least expect it

[ebon notch]

Is it !ban oxi

[oak sky]

One of my best longtime friends birthday is july 21

[ebon notch]

I tried it no works

!ban @burnt latch

[bleak sky]

!ban oxi fr fr fr no cap on god

[balmy condor]

it's me actually

[ebon notch]

Oh fuck the discord konami code

Hide

[oak sky]

Nah hes younger than you L old man

[gusty mirage]

im not muting you

stop trying

[balmy condor]

on cap no god fr

[spice spire]

It’s “on cap, no god” come on dude

[gusty mirage]

you will suffer

and you will like it

[spice spire]

@balmy condor stop this

[bleak sky]

why you friends with underage people

[balmy condor]

do we kiss now idk how this works

[bleak sky]

[ebon notch]

@spice spire go back to Quwuake

[spice spire]

Yes man

😗

[spice spire]

I’ve gone past that villain arc

I’m a normal human again

[oak sky]

:blusherbucket:

[balmy condor]

agreon still living in 2016 with no nitro

[spice spire]

True

[oak sky]

Nitro costs money

I already pay for wow and spotify

[spice spire]

Stay poor

[balmy condor]

is this some joke I'm too rich to understand

[oak sky]

Bro fuck u mean poor is spending money on shit you dont need

[balmy condor]

y'all don't write off your wow sub as a work expense?

[oak sky]

I wisj

Maybe one day

[spice spire]

It’s about the drip

How else could I flex

[ebon notch]

Whispyr plays trackmania

Go easy on him

[oak sky]

It costs money to be poor the grill dont come from nowhere

[balmy condor]

I got to write off my wow sub and my 3080ti

[spice spire]

[balmy condor]

I love taxes

[ebon notch]

Tf

[balmy condor]

magical thing

[gusty mirage]

[ebon notch]

My mum's 3090 is doing wonders for her business

I am currently repairing it in my computer and testing it by running wow

[spice spire]

[ember mural]

[oak sky]

Bro.... charmed life you lead

[balmy condor]

nah I'm just white

[spice spire]

Holy fuck

Real

[ebon notch]

Hahahahaa

[oak sky]

I'm white where my free money

[ebon notch]

You are upper middle class

[balmy condor]

yeah but you're LA white

[ebon notch]

We've had this discussion

[balmy condor]

that's like

[oak sky]

No I said my free money

Not my parents money

[balmy condor]

very dangerously close to mexico

[ebon notch]

Your parents are a walking wallet

[gusty mirage]

I'd argue you're closer to mexico than he is

[oak sky]

Orange county white is dangerously close to texas

[balmy condor]

nah I'm closer to mexicans than he is

[gusty mirage]

oh true

[oak sky]

I'm close to korea (irvine)

[gusty mirage]

[oak sky]

I dont live in irvinr

I didnt dox myself

[spice spire]

I’m close to country music (Nashville)

[bleak sky]

paying taxes

[balmy condor]

I show up to my gf's place and her mom says "do you want a bell pepper" before I even take off my shoes

[bleak sky]

LLLLLLLLLLL

[spice spire]

[oak sky]

W

[spice spire]

Lady knows ur too white to handle spice

Damn

[balmy condor]

except she doesn't speak english so it's more like just holding a plate full of food and saying "guero! quieres?"

[bleak sky]

salt too spicy

[balmy condor]

and then I have to accept

because its literally a plate of food

2 feet from my face

[spice spire]

Gotta mix it with Mayo king

That’ll cool it down

[bleak sky]

ah, yes, the two seasonings

salt and mayo

[balmy condor]

I like spicy food more than her husband bro I'm the alpha in the room

[spice spire]

Raisins and Mayo if you’re a true white mf*

[bleak sky]

[carmine token]

this physically hurts me

[spice spire]

Because it’s correct?

[ebon notch]

What

[spice spire]

A room where you’re the alpha is horrifying

And tantalizing

[spice spire]

Old meme

[carmine token]

I was thinking, I once had this amazing potato salad in Pennsylvania and it had raisins and mayo

[spice spire]

Bro

[carmine token]

It was Amish Potato salad..

[spice spire]

Raisins in the potato salad ain’t it

[carmine token]

I agree normally

but this was pretty good

[spice spire]

Mennonites use jalapeno down here

[carmine token]

And honestly like, i do not know if i've ever seen Amish that weren't the sole definition of white af

[spice spire]

It’s strange because we have an Amish community that is similar except it’s awful

They are

[balmy condor]

you never seen a 6 foot tall white guy swagger into a room with colored hair and a pair of cat ears with his chest puffed out?

[spice spire]

Nice people tho

[spice spire]

I wish

[carmine token]

Chest puffed out because good posture trying to counteract all that bad posture at your computer desk amirite

[balmy condor]

actually kinda true

[bleak sky]

idk why jalapeño is all the hype

[balmy condor]

I have to remind myself to roll my shoulders back

[bleak sky]

mid tier pepper

[balmy condor]

literally all the time

[spice spire]

It’s what you can grow around here

[oak sky]

Jalapeño can hit bro

[spice spire]

And most mennonites + Amish are extremely

Uh

Spice averse

So them using it in food is like a holy shit moment

[balmy condor]

you keep saying that first word and I'm not sure it's a real thing ngl

[bleak sky]

what aren't the amish averse to though

[spice spire]

What first word? Mennonite?

[balmy condor]

is that like kryptonite or sumfin

[spice spire]

Paying their bills. Mfer just hand you thousands in cash and tell you to piss off

[carmine token]

One of dem dere religions

[spice spire]

Subsect of the Amish religion

Really large colony about 70 miles north of Nashville

[balmy condor]

information I will forgor instantly because I do not think about the amish

[ebon notch]

Amish sus

[spice spire]

I find mfers like u real interesting

Because ur great

[balmy condor]

I am a niche internet microcelebrity and the amish are very much not in my target demographic

[oak sky]

I think im related to mennonites bro

[spice spire]

Very true

Mfers don’t even have the interwebs

[oak sky]

Lot of family history in penn

[spice spire]

They got 0 bitches

[bleak sky]

what about the womennonitess

[balmy condor]

penn island?

[bleak sky]

is this why you get no bitches?

[spice spire]

Sorry to hear

[oak sky]

Nah not penn island more like the pennitentiary 😈

[carmine token]

Same same.

[balmy condor]

anyway y'all still snapshotting and stuff?

[bleak sky]

yea

i snap all the shots

[balmy condor]

damn that's cool

[spice spire]

Yes man

[balmy condor]

I love the bleeding of things when I push the buttons

[spice spire]

My Pokémon snap is hella shot

You feel me

[ebon notch]

Ur micro dick a micro celebrity

Finally got you

[oak sky]

I never snapped a shot in my life still playing pb vigor with necro because anything else makes me uncomfy

[ebon notch]

Ok what

[balmy condor]

yeah, micro celebrity cause all the bitches about it. You got a hefty schlong and it's dryer than my divorced dad how's that working out

[spice spire]

[ebon notch]

Uh

[balmy condor]

I can do more with 2cm than you can do with 20 homie square up

[oak sky]

Whats a cm

[ebon notch]

Am I allowed to decline

Is that legal

[balmy condor]

c*m

[oak sky]

Bro europeans must have smaller pps becuse they use cm instead of inch

[ebon notch]

What's heavier a kilogram of steel or a kilogram of feathers

[oak sky]

Steel obviously

[balmy condor]

I measure my pp in feet but then everyone says I got a foot fetish what's up with that

[oak sky]

What are you stupid steel is clearly heavier than feathers

[spice spire]

All SBs got a foot and armpit fetish

It’s in the title

[balmy condor]

hey, not all, just me and zine

the proud boys

wait

the.... kink boys

the..... boys

just the boys

[oak sky]

So your month is coming again

[spice spire]

🅱️ean 🅱️addy 🅱️onkles definitely got one

[balmy condor]

since he's irish idk if it's bean daddy or lean laddy

[spice spire]

Bean baddy

[oak sky]

God i love lean

[balmy condor]

I can get behind bean baddy

[ebon notch]

Spud daddy

Irish always spuds

[spice spire]

99% sure shiennar at least got the feet Mfer always screenshotting

[ebon notch]

What

I swear half this chat isn't in English

[balmy condor]

which part are you confused about

[ebon notch]

Idk

Cba jailer fried my brain

I wake up and have to go back to jailer

[balmy condor]

JPC shitting and crying right now

[ebon notch]

Is he

Leak DMs

[balmy condor]

idk probably

he has to play with you shitters and your 90 hour a week demon schedule

[ebon notch]

Go ask him how shit I am in raid and post results

Bro we told him he didn't have to come for jailer prog anymore

And he just turned up

And we're like ???

He's the goat for sure

[balmy condor]

yeah he's replacing you bro

[ebon notch]

I wish

[ebon notch]

This prep for rwf is pretty good

[brave gazelle]

Sus

[strange python]

500 pulls jailer :)

[vestal wren]

, best %?

[strange python]

5%

I'm not in. I'm cynically enjoying them take forever after trying to blame halondrus on me

[burnt latch]

What did you do on halondrus

[subtle kettle]

i struggle to get past 25 flag stacks, is there anything im missing? im going mut> SND > Mut > gar >flag > rupture > mfd > CT, Should i be casting it before my SND?

[burnt latch]

Do u use vanish

[subtle kettle]

vanish after i Vendeta

which, would be after that CT

[burnt latch]

What spells u press after vanish

[subtle kettle]

i would go CT > Vendetta > Shiv > Vanish > Mut envemom, then refresh bleeds

[sinful cradle]

Surely you mut again after envenom

[subtle kettle]

like, well, yeah mut mut, gar, rupture

like i feel like im doing everything

its not like im dropping bleeds or anything

[sinful cradle]

Therr shouldnt be any problem hitting 28+ stacks

[subtle kettle]

im only getting like 26-27 it seems

[sinful cradle]

Do you have logs ?

[subtle kettle]

could low crit be a thing?

[gusty mirage]

Like consistently?

[subtle kettle]

not any useful no

[sinful cradle]

Yes ofccrit rng matters

[gusty mirage]

26 is lowish

[subtle kettle]

yeah pretty consistently

[balmy condor]

How much crit you got

And are you running mfd

[subtle kettle]

i have 37% crit, 21% haste

and yeah ive got MFD

[balmy condor]

[gusty mirage]

Just unlucky rng tbh

But it shouldn’t be consistent

27+ is fine

[subtle kettle]

ngl

[sinful cradle]

Like if your second MA mut doesnt give you 3-4 cp, thats really unlucky

[subtle kettle]

i doubted myself thinking that i wasnt doing it right, went hit a dummy did exactly what i typed, only 25 😦

[sinful cradle]

But if you get 3 garrote should be off cd, so u get 4 and finish again

[gusty mirage]

I’ve had both muts give me 2cp each on an opener once. I’m still sad about it

[sinful cradle]

Oh it has happened me many time

[gusty mirage]

I have 41% crit

[sinful cradle]

And i had 42-44% crit

[zinc frost]

[subtle kettle]

i did it boys 29

maybe im just unluck

i thought my unity was bugged or smthing

[sinful cradle]

Ive had several pulls on jailer pull hitting 25

[gusty mirage]

It’s possible, but consistent 25-27 is weird

[sinful cradle]

Cant really play around it

[balmy condor]

Lashing is 5
Mfd-> finish is 5
Flag -> finish is 4

So you got 10 seconds left and start at 14. If you dont double crit a single mut, you’ll mut mut finish mut mut finish mut mut finish and at MINIMUM thats 12 points

Anything less than 26 is not having energy, which during vend, especially during lust, shouldn’t be the case

[sinful cradle]

AND

Parry matters

[balmy condor]

What you in front of the boss for

[sinful cradle]

Sadly yes

All spots behind boss taken

[balmy condor]

[sinful cradle]

I love melee heavy comps

[gusty mirage]

This sounds like anduin

[sinful cradle]

Oh I was perma running out with marks

[subtle tundra]

ok buddy, jailer has a dumptruck of an ass that can parry

[zinc frost]

[earnest remnant]

jailer do be double cheeked up

[echo geyser]

[spice spire]

Say less

[viscid spear]

How do you think he MCs us?

[ebon notch]

The clapping of the cheeks is mesmerising

[balmy condor]

I went to bed, slept, woke up, and didnt need to scroll the chat

Weirdge

[ebon notch]

party starts when you walk in

[echo geyser]

sin needs to get buffed

then channel will be active again

[balmy condor]

Wdym we did get buffed

30% fok buff

[echo geyser]

[balmy condor]

Actually really impactful because we use fok so much more than sub, since we have to cast it 3 times to get a finisher off

[ebon notch]

how could they buff assa which wouldnt make it absurdly broken

[balmy condor]

[ebon notch]

i was being genuine

im askin you

cause idk

[balmy condor]

You buff the last talent row

Or you buff individual things

5% rupture buff for example

[ebon notch]

but just giving us more damage

will make us nerf candidates

[spice spire]

Destro locks would like a word

But

Buffing specific things > general means it can be more targeted and “balanced” instead of an 80% aura buff

(It’s 51)

[crimson zephyr]

I'm trying out assa. I have 4 set. I'm on a puppet. I activate vendetta and apply a poison/bleed. It keeps ticking, why? Shouldn't I get insta dmg cause 4 set?

[ebon notch]

[balmy condor]

Its a middle of the pack spec

[balmy condor]

4 set makes it tick twice as fast

[ebon notch]

we do too much damage we gon get nerfed

actually that would be pretty cool

imagine with the 4 set you put a 5cp rupture

and it does the rupture damage instantly

like all of it

like a giga finisher

[balmy condor]

No that would not be pretty cool

[ebon notch]

???

[balmy condor]

That would be a nightmare

[ebon notch]

fk u it would be cool af

[main blaze]

aaaaand then im energy starved

[balmy condor]

Aight have fun with your 0 energy then I guess

[bleak sky]

how about you reroll feral

[ebon notch]

nah you get full energy cause the dot finishes instantly

[bleak sky]

look at that damage

LOOK AT IT

[ebon notch]

why u get beat by feral

[spice spire]

How about you reroll dn

[ebon notch]

whats dn

[bleak sky]

me? hell no

[ebon notch]

[bleak sky]

I wish that were me killing jailer

[spice spire]

Deez

[bleak sky]

but I guess that's not you either

[spice spire]

Nice buffs

[bleak sky]

[ebon notch]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

sorry i had to get that out

[bleak sky]

fair

[ebon notch]

completely unrelated for sure

[bleak sky]

totally, 100%

[spice spire]

Imagine not knowing minalbasap

[bleak sky]

blue parser cringe fella

(it's me)

[ebon notch]

its ok i have a 0 parse on my history

[glass tulip]

rank 2

[bleak sky]

I'm close, got a 7

[ebon notch]

rank 2 anduin represent

[spice spire]

A kill is a kill homies

[balmy condor]

I have a 1 on lords

[bleak sky]

[balmy condor]

I died 2:30 minutes in

[vestal wren]

[spice spire]

You’re my one, m’lord

[bleak sky]

DOMS can sell LoD mythic

[balmy condor]

I mean I was brought in for the mechanics not for the damage

And i cant fuck up mechanics when im dead

So really im doing my job

[spice spire]

[bleak sky]

so is the buyer

[ebon notch]

???

how

[gusty mirage]

Hey guys, happy Monday. I was wondering if anyone could tell me how much haste I need for the inner sadness to go away

[ebon notch]

[balmy condor]

My health went to 0

[spice spire]

At least 600% haste for that one, king

[gusty mirage]

[balmy condor]

(It was actually 6 minutes in)

(I held a green circle too long and then someone passed me a circle before my debuff ran out and I got giga smashed

[ebon notch]

respectable

you ran yourself dry

and then died for the course

[spice spire]

Dude got killed in the amogus phase (he had too big of a sussy)

[ebon notch]

@balmy condor HAHAHHAHAHA

JPC HAS COVID

OUR PROGRESS IS HALTED

[bleak sky]

BRUH

NOCCO IS CURSED

[ebon notch]

HAHAHAHAHHAA

[balmy condor]

Why does that halt your progress

[ebon notch]

need a 20th

i know who it is btw

tune in for prog

you will never guess who we picked up

literally you will never guess

[bleak sky]

did you get ram

[ebon notch]

no lmao

[balmy condor]

Its cev

Pepelaugh

[ebon notch]

fuck no

[bleak sky]

[spice spire]

Hope JPC gets to feeling better

[ebon notch]

yes me too

[spice spire]

But also I rl’d with Covid - shooters shoot

[bleak sky]

but how am I gonna tune in for prog if your bitch ass doesn't stream

[balmy condor]

(Its heroic)

[marble hemlock]

"shooters shoot" - very american of you

[ebon notch]

idk watch one of our other degens

[spice spire]

(It was normal then)

[spice spire]

FUCK

[bleak sky]

and get a cringe ranged pov?

hell no

[ebon notch]

shooting your shots no matter what happens

[balmy condor]

(You terrify me)

[ebon notch]

join disc and i stream directly to you

[spice spire]

(I need help)

[marble hemlock]

(whispyr is cute)

[ebon notch]

maybe i double disc and stream directly into RH

literally nobody would watch that

[balmy condor]

You must be very desperate to fill out your raid roster like that

[spice spire]

If you can double disc

[ebon notch]

you do what you gotta do

[balmy condor]

Ty

[spice spire]

You can double dicc

[bleak sky]

I know a very mid rogue in NA

[ebon notch]

is it you

[balmy condor]

^

[bleak sky]

it's all of us

[spice spire]

Bruh

[bleak sky]

but you're not raiding rn are you daps?

[ebon notch]

2 hours or smth

idk

[ebon notch]

sry i didnt respond

this was a good joke ty for making it

@bleak sky

new name

just dropped

[bleak sky]

[crimson zephyr]

I read that wrong then.

[balmy condor]

Ye 100% faster means its twice as fast not instantaneous

[echo geyser]

faked so he doesnt have to come join raid?

nocco in shambles

[ebon notch]

he offered to come raid anyway

[echo geyser]

[ebon notch]

but he would be, and i quote, "not happy at all"

no sorry thats not the correct quote

he said "if u fkers make me raid for the entire 3 hours with covid i will not be happy"

[echo geyser]

how can u discord stream, u gonna run out of data

[bleak sky]

raiding 30 hours a week with nocco + covid

[ebon notch]

i have unlimited wdym

[ebon notch]

truly the ironman raiding challenge

[crimson zephyr]

No idea why I was under the impression it's instant.

[ebon notch]

although one of our healers actually has covid rn and is still raiding

[bleak sky]

losing a dps is fine right

losing a healer is diesofcringe

[ebon notch]

idk

[bleak sky]

sure it's a dps with a brain

but finding a new healer

[ebon notch]

its ok

the dps we replace jpc with also has a brain

[bleak sky]

ok so cant be varas clearly

[ebon notch]

its folyr

how did you know

[echo geyser]

[bleak sky]

[subtle tundra]

well

[echo geyser]

gl

[subtle tundra]

folyr currently does bad dps

wait for reset

you'll see

[ebon notch]

varas

what is 12% of 0?

[subtle tundra]

more than you

[bleak sky]

more than rogue

[subtle tundra]

💀 💀 💀 💀 💀

[ebon notch]

when this boss dies i will have clapped you

on god

unless i die

[echo geyser]

well maybe ww will be the saviour because of the 10% movement aura

so ppl can dodge mechanics

[ebon notch]

or run into holes faster

[subtle tundra]

at the rate youre going folyr might kill jailer before you

[bleak sky]

💀

[ebon notch]

YES YOU ARE VERY FUNNY

HAHAHA FUNNY AHHASDJ

[subtle tundra]

thats ww only, right?

[ebon notch]

yes

[echo geyser]

yeah

[ebon notch]

the buff is literally called "wind walking"

LMAO

[subtle tundra]

im pitching that to the GM

another reason for folyr to get in

[echo geyser]

in legion we had a ring that boosted the movement bonus of that passive

good for raid

[ebon notch]

imagine

[echo geyser]

bad for personal dmg

[ebon notch]

some people were actually forced to play that leggo

[echo geyser]

i was always a team player, just not on all bosses

[ebon notch]

you know what they say

if you cant do damage

be a team player

[echo geyser]

ww did dmg in legion

[ebon notch]

true

[bleak sky]

i am also team player (I use cloak as a dps cd and not an immune for mechanics)

[ebon notch]

i was talking about you tho

[echo geyser]

[ebon notch]

that is a team player move (i fat finger cloak and die)

[bleak sky]

[ebon notch]

me irl

[balmy condor]

James getting covid

[bleak sky]

he's not getting it, he got it

geez get with the times

[ebon notch]

cmon whipsyr

that was like

10 mins ago

[balmy condor]

I was referring to this

[ebon notch]

this is referring to you

[ebon notch]

rude

[echo geyser]

im tryna find a raid but theres no crossrealm yet, wanna try venthyr sin on reclear

how can i raid on kazzak? @ebon notch

[ebon notch]

wdym

[echo geyser]

my rogue didnt raid

so i need to find a guild that reclears tonight or tomorrow

[ebon notch]

i only know a long term placement

[echo geyser]

lets see what i find in LFG

[ebon notch]

gl

but if you want a kazzak guild to permanently park an alt lmk

they raid saturdays

[cold rampart]

what is sbs usage for marleith

[bleak sky]

don't overcap

[cold rampart]

can i use it on cd as a cp generator ?

heirmir is better on lords right ?

[trail orchid]

any quick tips for rygelon tonight? first pulls today

[winter kernel]

wa

[echo geyser]

@ebon notch im tuned into raid

wheres the last man

[ebon notch]

on the way

do you see our new member?

[echo geyser]

is it pojkens friend on the right

[ebon notch]

👀

[echo geyser]

how many beers did he pay him

[ebon notch]

many

[echo geyser]

at least 2x 24

it dies tonight

no cap on a stack

!remindmein 4 hours

how this work

[ebon notch]

ram u have been my most supportive homie

❤️

unlike @balmy condor

[scarlet sequoia]

i take it nocco isnt planning on raiding after progress?

[vestal wren]

i could write a bot command for that

[ebon notch]

wdym

[scarlet sequoia]

u have quite a few people who raid in other guilds?

are they gonna stick around or what

[ebon notch]

we have 1 rn

1 foreigner

[scarlet sequoia]

fair thought u had more

[shy dust]

Too many mercenaries helping other guilds this tier

[echo geyser]

[drifting cloud]

@shy dust help me on jailer

🥺

[shy dust]

[cold rampart]

on mythic lords at swarm is fok better than mut?

[echo geyser]

with crossrealm + faction opening on reset we'll have even more mercenaries

[shy dust]

Guilds gonna be missing the required amount to have a guild kill of the jailer

But the boss will die

[echo geyser]

facts

how many do u even need

[shy dust]

I think 16

I could be very off

[balmy condor]

16 is correct

[echo geyser]

i was thinking after this crossfaction opens up, wouldnt guilds maybe swap to alliance for coming tiers, or is horde racials still better

strictly raid speaking ofc

[bleak sky]

viklund 👁️

[echo geyser]

must be pojkens buddy irl

[drifting cloud]

troll still carries alot of ranged

[echo geyser]

paid in beers

[echo geyser]

true

[drifting cloud]

but for melee I think alliance is better

[echo geyser]

ugly but strong

[drifting cloud]

and stuff like goblin priest

[echo geyser]

goblin jump a true life saver for some thats right

i cant relate as a rogue

i know loktarck went goblin rogue for painsmith prog when there was a wall of spikes

[vestal wren]

some casters rly like troll

but for the rest, the majority has dps wise strong or stronger alliance races

[echo geyser]

are wls currently troll or orc?

[vestal wren]

troll seems to sim better if you play both destro and demo

[umbral tulip]

Goblin is sick

Even highest DPS for enhance as well cus of the 1% haste

[echo geyser]

@ebon notch nice launch off

u went flyyyyyyyyyyyyying

[ebon notch]

absolutely

zooming

[echo geyser]

where 19k dps tho

ramping?

[ebon notch]

i had cds up as i died

😦

i wonder if i save for lust or if i just send

[subtle tundra]

ligma

what %

actually idk where you use

i only used cds once in p3, held for start of p4 and got like a small lick of vendetta at the end

[ebon notch]

it would be my

2nd to last set of cds

[subtle tundra]

used in p3 or p4?

[ebon notch]

in p4

im using on cd basically

not holding

[subtle tundra]

do you bug?

[ebon notch]

we havent bugged once yet

so no

[subtle tundra]

oh

[ebon notch]

otherwise boss would be dead

[subtle tundra]

ok then its weird

idk p4 is very cringe with using cds

you get mechanic after mechanic

[ebon notch]

i have 100% uptime

idk

if i get bomb i can take one of the closer holes

if i get cleave i just step insta

[subtle tundra]

well

i had torment

in fucking africa

[ebon notch]

lmao what

we have melee gang making space for each other

[subtle tundra]

yea my torment positioning was literally farthest possible

almost

so uh

[ebon notch]

that makes more sense

[subtle tundra]

thats where my bad experience comes from lol

[ebon notch]

im sorry broski

[subtle tundra]

1 bad sprint and my uptime was destroyed

literally ruined

in the toilet

[echo geyser]

big LoD dmg? @subtle tundra

[subtle tundra]

nice externals

[echo geyser]

[subtle tundra]

why are they all heirmir

if only i had sigil

ill play 2 passives tonight

what if i craft that shadowdust

real quick?

test it out

nvm

ok i got it

[ebon notch]

@subtle tundra 30s into p4

why cant i have

nice things

im so fucking bored

i want to die

[subtle tundra]

you will kill the boss once you stop caring about dps

i was stopping dps for like 30 sec

[ebon notch]

never its the only thing keeping me alive

[drifting cloud]

do you lust pull or p3/p4 ?

[echo geyser]

daps is a logs over prog kinda guy if i know him

[ebon notch]

fk u

[echo geyser]

instead of everything for score, its everything for logs

[ebon notch]

pre pull lust and p4

[drifting cloud]

man sigil is gonna suck on this boss next week isnt it

youre gonna get 2 uses

[scarlet sequoia]

2nd lust on jailer, one can only dream

[subtle tundra]

bout to be devious

[bleak sky]

about to turbo int lords

[drifting cloud]

hes gonna play outlaw in keys next week

and mastery is bis now

subscribe to my patreon for sims

[subtle tundra]

bitch im all windwalker now

[ebon notch]

IM FREE

LETS GO

@echo geyser im out 😄

[echo geyser]

viklund diff?

did u get the 19k juice?

[hollow river]

gratz homie

[ebon notch]

i didnt D:

only rank 3

18.1k

[hollow river]

[echo geyser]

[ebon notch]

i beat viklund on boss dam

[hollow river]

[ebon notch]

which is something ig

[echo geyser]

yeah u are cool now

killed jailer and beat a spriest

[vestal wren]

GZ

[empty hinge]

@ebon notch grats

[ebon notch]

❤️

[ebon notch]

not just any spriest

[spice spire]

@ebon notch grats man but like

Didn’t ask

[subtle tundra]

very real

[ebon notch]

[spice spire]

Grats tho, king

[ebon notch]

only rank 3

all of prog just short of greatness

it is how it is

[graceful niche]

yo can anybody maybe explain to me why subrogues get 10x Flag and Assa only 8x Flag in Anduin mythic fight? i dont get it. is this a cp build problem or am i seeing something wrong

[true pelican]

is this a cp build problem
yes

also you need to line it up with vendetta

[echo geyser]

left a gambit after key over

it teleported me here

nice

[spice spire]

Sin does not generate CP nearly as much as sub

[zinc frost]

@ebon notch gratz on freedom

[graceful niche]

whats the most cd reduce u can get out of duskwalkers loop? do someone know it?^^

[spice spire]

I think it’s down to 45 secs absolutely maxed and lucked but I’m not 100%

[true pelican]

carver's eye is pretty sick on lords lol

https://i.imgur.com/tPS9X4T.png

[echo geyser]

sbs hack

[ebon notch]

i wonder if mnemonic equpment does better with the damage amp

cause it does jack shit otherwise

[bleak sky]

gz gz gz

viklund > jpc

so how did nocco score jpc and viklund to help out on prog

[hollow river]

[bleak sky]

👀

[echo geyser]

beer or nocco for payment

[bleak sky]

gamer juice

[true pelican]

doesn't seem to make a difference, the other rogue did same damage with mnemonic equip as I did and he wasn't doing carver eye cheese

[ebon notch]

nah i mean

compared to normal

is the increase on mnemonic through the damage amp phase make it viable

[true pelican]

there's no other option though right?

unless you mean compared to marileth

[echo geyser]

dont mind daps hes been raiding for 3 weeks straight

[ebon notch]

idk its just shit normally

as a conduit

idk im lost now

[subtle tundra]

bro

i stop playing rogue and i drop this

[bleak sky]

hooooly

[subtle tundra]

this is not ok

[hollow river]

[spice spire]

Avoidance

[subtle tundra]

i got kicked from discord cause i was crying too much

[spice spire]

Sheesh

[subtle tundra]

this coulda been on folyr :(((((

a tragedy

[echo geyser]

[soft shale]

dont cry always smile

[viscid spear]

Can't have nightmares if you never dream

[mystic relic]

Dont smile always cry 👌🏼

[viscid spear]

Crying is weakness leaving the body

[oak sky]

Pog

[ebon notch]

finally a clean streak

[mystic relic]

Yall like doom blade, patch, or zold better for necro?

[oak sky]

Dusk

[mystic relic]

If u play your cards right 30 energy for -1 sec on vendetta is pretty good

[subtle tundra]

this is assa, not outlaw we dont play cards during our rotation