#assassination
1 messages Β· Page 2749 of 1
yeah lol for me Argus fight starts at like 40%
and not sure how you can struggle in p2 which is the easiest part of the fight by far
after suicide is the real tough part
Suicide?
I dunno. Getting picked up and cut by 100 blades doesnβt seem like suicide
he means the p3 suicide
Just dont get picked up loool
I cloak it off
quinn β€
cringe
is quin going rogue again?
no, DH
I don't even know who Quinn is tbh
have I been missing out?
Good d3 steaming gone to mediocre wow player
^
But yeah havenβt missed anything
can anyone attest to significant damage increase once getting 4pc for sin?
as well as having bracers/shoulders (I only have vigor ring and cnidaria as lego's + 2pc)
It sure adds up yeah
If boots/shoulders sim 20k higher than bracer/shoulders should i still use them, or not bother cause zol feels stronger
I know, always.
I kinda like disc's changes for bfa of the class changes ive seen so far among the classes
@serene basin U have to sacrifice some goats every week and have to watch hunter X hunter for the reference
then the son of the God of luck Rngesus will bless u will the bracers
Naya is white now?
daz racist
team white = LFR players

it's not old π
normalize that shit
me lol
My outlaw pawn is also named outlul
@manic vigil π
i do
@midnight latch π»
how else to know what buff food to choose huh
I dont know what im doing
@spare cloud its good for rings necks
did NL 21 as assa
actually topped damage
3.2M avg
Yeah I'm annoyed af by pawn tbh
nice ring.
nerd stuff inc
I'm touching myself atm
ah ok
so no emissaries
pics?
Thanks for sharing toph
Vid!

Pioson
thx
Uni when are you coming Horde
going to mess with pull weights, but these were pretty simple to set up
what does the weight stand for
Increase in actual weight
irl
@gaunt moat in your case, to skinny motherfucker
also what is "pioson" this is unreadable!
Disgusting

do u run glaives as assa
then adjust pull % by dungeon
I've just been playing pantheon
Toxic bunny again
think you run stat sticks preferrably
so EP glaives are pretty good
Probably not worth
I dont have fucking stat sticks
just get em loool
pantehon is a stackstick
Like the rogue yesterday
"just get them"
955 mastery stat stick
LUL
but no pantheon
yeah anyway. the bleed is shoulder bracer glaives. for the 20s/40s
I got a 940 with haste
I have every stat 935+ I think
then fang 2p4p for 2min4min
Ive opened alot of relinq
grats
I'd def run pantehon over glaives
im running both?
2 pantheons
anyway. Ill just swap glaives and mines depending on pull. then back to st.
no dogs?
xaetheron is alliance DansGame?
he's one of yours
yeah dont think pantheon is that good
I'm not a yank lol
yeah but proc is st
it's what seliathan uses as well

he's rerolling dh cuz he cant play sub
damn that interferes with my all kids play horde theory π€
9min maw is pretty fast though
Why do people even watch quinn when hes playing wow
quote me
Do they think he's good
no rogue in finals
or entertaining?
maybe assa in upkara believe
quinn is entertaining imo
but yeah probably not
nah y?
his interactions are just weird
new zealand cunt and pretty funny
hes okay but gets boring fast watching wow
I either watch chill streamers who are really good
or boobs
You watch tyler1 tho lol
can't stand him :>
haHAA screaming btw
^
roid rage Kappa
it's not for everyone
stupid fucking mistakes man
what do you think about the doc?
damn I step away and toph touches himself. sad day
Ofc when you are gone is the only time I can get it up
hmm I say the same to tom
It's Pink, shes awesome
cheating on your wife is something I cant respect.
does anyone actually do high m+ keys as assasination? or do they all go sub
I like him tho
true but besides that he's funny
atleast he is transparent
Yeah she might be awesome
some do sin from 20-25 @night vale
but ugly
what
@night vale most play warlock
well I dont think shes that awesome
is eoc good on m+ trash?
you don't count, so its ok
TY guys :d
If you play warlock, then your obivously a sketchy person
and shoulders dumpster any crit value at all
its like when I see people use that stat stick that silences

I do like the conspiracy theories with Avril tho
legit has 20ilvl less stats for that useless silence
M+ trash values are like 175 mastery 125 vers 125 agi 60 crit 12 haste
but have to equip because ilvl
explain @hoary copper
There are conspiracy theories that Avril really died and was replaced by a doppleganger
http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-39921209 @frozen pecan
π€
like with paul mccartney
Why would ppl think, or care, that Avril was replaced by a doppleganger
I was, not gonna get banned
Fury Discord
Lots of people talking trash to each other
https://ichef-1.bbci.co.uk/news/624/cpsprodpb/5AC5/production/_95973232_macronkekbigger.jpg was an ad on that post...rofl
are you even an assa rogue if you dont post hentai when the mods aren t here
bruen
pepe is racist
can u not?
god... first i win now u
@keen inlet Apparently it has to do with her facial features looking much different than she did before. People are die hard fans
OWL told me pepe is bad
dont post racist emojis π
they replaced avril π
Listen
Idk who that is chasing pepe
chacaron macaron
πΊπΈ
bah forget it
I'm listening jose
same
waiting
I cant listen to text
talking about avril lavigne
Why are people stacking haste for assass in mythic+s
I think me and you are the embodiment of the skater boy song
No, I'm not going to explain why general use of pepe is permitted
It boils down to having existed long before fringe groups tried to steal it tl;dr etc
oh I thought you wanted to tell us something about avril lavigne π¦
I'm disapointed
@keen inlet I was being sarcastic about pepe
Don is hiding the real Avril in his basement
just a prank btw
I was a sk8er boi back in the days
im too old for peep
no
π

thats kermit
how is it ironic?
Wait I thought Pepe the bird is banned 

Ironic was Alanis...fool!
Unless they're the same
new conspiracy
My assassination experience
they are the same

Wasnt avril married to Kroeger or whatever his name was from Nickleback?
So whats the poison build?
I thought she was married to that guy from sum41
Don jose and macky could be the same person etc, similar avatars and all
π€
tfw Ironic is 23 years old
Man I forgot about sum41
I'm like the feel-good xmog judge "hey you tried points for effort"
Macky is the gordon rams
grogman's the simon
etc
and you are negan?
@frozen pecan we are both right
sum41
I am ashamed to admit how much I liked them
same
@hoary copper she had both? little slut lul

No kidding! I mean sum 41 > nickleback at least
the offspring poggers
She married sum41 dude 2006 - 2010 and then nickleback dude 2013 - 2015

what do you mean seeing them live dont they still tour π
the offspring are good tho :>
i used to like the offspring when i was 10, they used to show it on MTV in russia, along with beavis and butthead.
lol
Offspring still tours, I havent heard much since splinter
the offspring are great
tatu is my fav band from russia
americana is a fantastic album
fun Russian fact from my guildie: if you wanna watch pornhub you ahve to login with facebook
LOL
The russian fake lesbians?
yep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iNbnineUCI still listen to it
Subscribe to the official Queen channel Here http://bit.ly/Subscribe2Queen Taken from A Night At The Opera, 1975. Queen - 'Bohemian Rhapsody' Click here to b...
Thats the stuff
Is pretty fly for a white guy about you @shrewd oriole
smash was better than americana tho
sure
imo
I remember the weird al version of pretty fly better than the original
pretty much
Nice
dafuq
call me tom
that link tho
Call him daddy
Nono, toxic is perfect

Uni you werent sposed to tell them my nickname for him
@scarlet hawk were they stacked
Oopsi
For a while, but I'm just running mutilate anyway.
So I can get this shit down π
if not shank em
Ye I know, but I wanted to just focus on ST
Oh right, Kingsbaned first

oof
Rip
toms going in lul
Savage
Barbaric
aight I'm done
LOL
π π π
I think I did a 4cp rupture
maybe multidotting?
Dear god
and wanted to recitfy it.
rip lol
Nah, just on ST
Im gonna ask my guild to turn log off
Really?
so tom cant check them
Do i just leave it then?
I always go for 5cp ruptures
it's in the guide man
@drifting cloud 
You can rupture at 4 or 5
@drifting cloud cmon I wasnt even toxic
easier.
cringe
the sweet release of death is all I seek after this log
jk tho
lots of mistakes
hahaha
yeah but im scared im gonna wake up one day
plenty to work on
How was env uptime?
thankfully tom doesnt read bleed logs, im safe
How long do logs usually to update even if no-one logged them, like the number next to it?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/316923750073499648/426769792708378644/unknown.png
So TB then KB obviously?
beattem to the punch
yes
How long do logs usually to update even if no-one logged them, like the number next to it?
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/316923750073499648/426769929635627026/unknown.png
What was bad about this, downtime?
Oh.
so, should he drop rupture instead? :<
should re-up rupt first
@vernal adder your discord picture used to frighten me as a child, fuck that simpson x file episode
I don't think I'm actually tracking envenom buff. Only surge of toxins, lel.
what is the correct play if you have like 10s on rupture when KB comes up actually
Surge doesnβt matter
u can
Clip env
haha @heavy plover
rupture inside KB
just make sure
not to drop envenom
u can also
3p envenom
to keep the buff going
jose not shitting on something I said
is this what it feels like to be loved by dad
its friday
uh
Tom helping, Don and tom getting along.....THE WORLD IS WRONG!
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/316923750073499648/426769792708378644/unknown.png I mean the guide says your tb should tail your kb right?
Ye that was a missclick
is that the opener?
yes
oh sorry my bad
Click 
Do this
you should tb then KB
Are you a follower of zempaiism
"Use Toxic Blade either the last 8 seconds of Kingsbane duration or on cooldown" ??
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/316923750073499648/426769990042124290/unknown.png
Here you want me to wait with tb and kb till after vendetta ?
Right
@frozen pecan on the last 8 seconds is lower dps than TB into KB
it's been like this for a while
just proc more poison bombs to makeup for your lack of skill
oh ok didn't know that
see: my garothi log from yesterday
i was looking at a log earlier where the guy never energy capped, but holy moly he took forever between abilities, why?
why did u rupture inside tb?
You know as well as I do xD
Boots bracers without t20 sucks btw. I vanished once yesterday with garrote still on a 5s cooldown 
oof
Yeah
baha rip
Me too stoopidz
yeah but that talent trait barely does anything without shoulders
thats why I went boots bracers on Argus so I can just vanish chains and sit on vanish
team player
use sephuz on argus and interrupt adds
Anyone know how I can put an outline around my chat in elvui
boss whatever those fucking things are
hes talking about mythic where there are no adds
was joke
same
its next week but people do dry runs
i just noticed tourney realm was up
people gonna min max multiple characters for each dungeon or something like relics n shit
that would take ages
and be boring as hell
oh yeah of course
even multiple of the same class
i wanna see the maw done in like 4 pulls
people doing mad crazy shit might not stream ti eh
maybe after the vids will get posted, the method money train never stops
but i feel like doing maw is 4-5 pulls is doable lmao
not sure, its a 20 with 960 base tho, dunno how hard it would be to survive or if at that point it would be worth it to do such large pulls
its fort im pretty sure
Bursting might be aids if going for 4-5 pulls
But you can chainpull really easily and just staggerkill them
ive seen imba heal people threw 15 stacks
through
with cds ofc
threw is past tense of throw
its % dmg right can it even 1shot
If its over 100%???
I guess it probably can but has to be alot alot of stacks
π€
10%
its % of max hp
If its 100% of your max hp
then it does that dmg.
I think its 5% per stack
so you would need 20 stacks for it to oneshot
When slain, non-boss enemies explode, causing all players to suffer 10% of their max health in damage over 4 sec
how often does it tick?
not sure how many ticks that is 3-4?
4
yeah
not happening
Yeah well then it should be healable in any realistic case
with right cds
and the right player
our druid can through a lot of stacks with the lego trinket if one or 2 immune coz all the overheals go to the people who arent immune
Bursting is the best with rogue
sorta like spirit link
so it will be all monks you reckon?
Ouch
its unplayable
for melee slot
Seliathan knows more he actually plays it
theres a reason every top10 rogue is playing monk or warr or hunter
24 might be rough with a monk
zen medi- oh π¦
doing 30mil dps is good defence
@marble hemlock what are the best m+ trinkets for assa
contract+mastery statstick
at what ilvl would you run mastery stick over pantheon for example
every top 10 rogue
950ish?
@warm parcel yo u playing monk?
930-940
same ilvl as bruno
truth
who plays wow in 2018
thats pretty decent
Hello
with a pantheon and another lego thats like 955 already
Is anyone here knowledgable about ElvUI
4p
fuu summoning his inner riff @vestal wren :omegalul:
p decent for week 1
got so lucky on 4p
I got 0 pieces
this hunter in the normal raid got 3
traded them all
My rogue I got all 4 pieces that dropped for me and were big upgrades. Priest, week 3 and 1 piece so far
rng is rng
Both got good leggos at the start tho. Velens/gloves/talent ring on priest and shoulder/bracers on rogue
can only druids and pally handle healing a Maw Bursting pull?
spirit link would prob just kill everyone.
our rsham didnt have any issues
devo aura would smooth it out.
our shm is good, but grevious Tyr Hyrja made him tap out
@hoary copper I do alright. that 4p21 really helpd. have done a few 14. will try for 15-16 this week.
problem i have, is that because Im on an alt. other guildys want to bring their shit alt as well.
Ive gone back to disc for a bit, its a little bit more exciting tho I miss some buttons
if i just swap with heals, our group is really solid
I also like the disc changes so far on alpha for the most part, but we will have to wait to prepatch adjustments to see where they land
Its more shieldy than it was somewhere between legion and wod
tho I never played wod
healing
I'll miss pw barrier tho
I havent even seen the arcane ones
What happened, do they need 3 buttons now? 
feels bad to play because procrate is kinda low
so you could potentially go oom without ever pressing missles lul
im sure they'll adjust numbers tho
Arcane is weird idk.
shields mostly are replacing plea so not as strong but provide a small buffer. with grace and rapture tho its like 390% shield
yea its just alpha so im sure they'll fix that
when ur alt sims higher than ur main feelsbadman
What's the alt?
what's your main
not hard to outsim if you have a monk alt
Fuck monks
I could see it with enhance shaman too, they sim high with single target. They're basically paper but yea
toxic
The truth can be toxic
I have a panda monk how does that make you feel
Disappointed?
I enjoyed pandaria right up to "let's let Garrosh completely take over the wow story again"
Tbf I didn't play during mop
pandas meme, whatever, ignorable. Zones were cool, content was generally good (but I disliked the gating systems)
So my opinion is irrelevant I guess
Raids were nifty. Not the best, not the worst.
I just don't like the borderline racist Asia theme
but if you're gonna call mop racist you gotta call all of the game racist
Fair enough don
(and there's certainly a case to be made for that)
Well you can kinda make a case for anything to be racist
Let's not go down that avenue
Yeah.
Deconstructionism is a tedious road that's fun for nobody
I quit mop because I wasn't raiding and didn't want to be a lfr raiders
same in wod
theres a joke in there somewhere
toph german confirmed
What
wat
I think MOP's an easy target because it was an entire expansion that was easily pegged as reference to real world cultures
With legion, for example, we got bits and pieces but it wasn't the "whole thing"
I've said that I'm german like 100000 times before
not like it was a secret or anything
srs question though and tip-toeing without being relegated to #off-topic, arent most cultures in wow based off of real life cultures?
When you have games drawing inspiration from real world styles and examples it's challenging
Toph is an idiot first and a German second btw
@strange python Right, and that's what my original 'defense' was founded on--if MOP is racist, then all of WoW is racist
As a fellow German that is important to me

Finally ffs, i can use jeeve
dortmund oder bayern?
I won't because I am
sure that you're kidding
Discord should have an auto translate like facebook.
It took nearly a year to get spellcheck on discord
I wouldn't hold my breath for translation π
You mean Discord isnt AOTC?
they're too busy protecting the TRUST and SAFETY of their users
I wasn't kidding btw
from people like UNI who are BULLIES
My pandora really loves this song

"This is Me" - Keala Settle
Not accepted
._.
What else do you want
is "idiot" german for friend or something
Yes
No he keeps calling me that
like "cunt" is australian for brother/my dude
because for some reason he cant find another insult
When the sharpest words wanna cut me down
I'm gonna send a flood, gonna drown them out
I am brave, I am bruised
I am who I'm meant to be, this is me
I used to use idiot pretty heavily
but i've had to set aside my toxic side

you have to say it like napoleon dynamite tho
clearly not answering enough Q's
I like that Don's toxic is equal to Tom's nice
a day in sub channel turns the nicest of men into a cunt
I am not even joking
Aw wut
why am I not being taken seriously
Hey i've got a poem
Stop being a drama queen
the dumbest questions
I mean they do that everywhere
I am a drama king
You know I love that beautiful brain of yours
Are we back to poems Don?
Can't please toph
That's fair tom
I give up
Is sub a hard specc?
In Ravenholdt there was a lad named Toph
He had a penchant for "Crying wolf"
Don lost his saintly patience and
ended up BANNING THEM BOTH

But I mean there was a dude who garrote spammed after stealth dropped because subterfuge buffed dmg...
I like the end

but I was too fair to do it and thus, doomed darkest timeline
See
Wow tom
the other members agree
is it worth rerolling to Voild Elf as a Night elf ?
Big words from a short man
so its not unjustly
no
Not in the evening
@hasty marsh if you really care go human
but in the morning it is
if you dont , play whatever
you will gain like 3k dps
for high arena build go human kappa
Yeah.
Honestly I really like meld in M+ as nelf
Tyra lost 20k from dwarf to bloodelf
I changed from human to velf. Scrub 
And bloodelf has crit as well
i meant void elf > night elf
Just for the looks. Casual 
idd
But you're not hardcore like we are
damn 6k now you will never be able to parse r1
aoe silence hello
tbf with human error bloodelf is probably a little stronger
how does alliance even kill portal keeper
neveer
because arcane torrent can make up for some error
hey
r u jealous
No
What
their racial on gcd? rofl
But flowi is nightborne on his second rogue
Voidelf masterrace
yea gcd is lame.
he knows something we dont
i dont even...
Stop distracting me I need to fix my interface
still havent found an answer to my question
can't think of any other racial thats on gcd
whats ur q
and thats why nightborne is trash
1% damage, wooo
personal mailbox

they look like they're on crack
I'm sorry your mom did hard drugs but there's no need to make your char look like her

What do you call a magic dog?
A labracadabrador.
well they were on crack. magic crack
@hoary copper 
π
"Could you please call me a taxi?"
"You're a taxi."
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
because 7 is a registered 6 offender
Research shows that six out of seven dwarfs aren't Happy
Wtf
You want to know a good joke?
I saw a guy walking in the mall with a set of jumper cables
I told him βHey, donβt try and start anything in hereβ
Two fish are in a tank. One looks at the other and says, "Who's driving this thing?"
Ram's joke parses right now are nuts

purple parse jokes
Bruen and void are greys sorry fam

outlaw players
Tophs parses are the joke π

HEY
maybe ease up on the deaf jokes
because tom logged normal yesterday
I'm deaf Don π€
where I was playing with no cp bar
we had somebody get upset the other day because of that
When I reach home, my 1.5 y.o. son rushes out to the gate to sit in my lap while I park the car. Then he just grabs the steering and starts shaking it with brrrmmm brrrmmm sound. His cute antics always make me forget that he's suffering from a rare disease.
It's called Parking Son's disease.
wait you are
I can't make fun of myself? 
gigalul
Just come and listen to us in voicechat
Truly a toxic channel now
No self degradation
@fervent beacon are you deaf?
dont make fun of yourself
allowed in this channel
tbh
sorry Voidbutt
π
How can you hear us right now if you are? π€
So no hellen keller jokes?
@hoary copper that one is wrong on so many levels
/r/dadjokes is a wonderful place
What's Mozart up to these days?
Decomposing
69 and 70 got into a fight
71
Because serious sin chat is happening
salt shaker
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
"Fsh"






