assassination

[shrewd oriole]

I know there’s a set of guidelines for a house to be considered a mansion

Maybe there’s a certain level of capital that puts you in the rich category

[spare cloud]

Depends on country you are in

[hoary copper]

yay tornado warnings

[quick talon]

you know youre rich when you gotta pay 50% taxes

[spare cloud]

If you work in switzerland you can buy a large house in Germany

[quick talon]

That's the dream tbh

working in swe

living in ger

[spare cloud]

If you work in Germany

[fervent beacon]

Having a maid in 2018

[spare cloud]

You could buy a mansion in uganda

Probably

[fervent beacon]

what are you, a lazy piece of shit?

🤔

[zealous dew]

working in 2018

[bronze trench]

For opening in and out of stealth I apply garrote?

[spare cloud]

Doing anything but playing wow

[zealous dew]

!singuide

[chrome tusk]

Assassination guide: http://www.ravenholdt.net/assassination-guide/

[spare cloud]

[fervent beacon]

Yes if you're not running NS.

[bronze trench]

ty

[manic vigil]

Agreed toph

[quick talon]

well

wow is dead for me rn

nothing to do except raiding

🤷🏿

[manic vigil]

Play a different game

[quick talon]

ye ye

[spare cloud]

Yeah and then theres the problem with having no raid

[manic vigil]

Watch Netflix

All the same

[shrewd oriole]

I’m seeing a lot of websites say stuff around 450000 yearly income

[manic vigil]

Just avoid rl

[spare cloud]

Why dont you go

Play ow

[manic vigil]

And the outside. Oh and other people

Yikes

[spare cloud]

And get gm

[quick talon]

soon

[spare cloud]

450k a year

Hm

[shrewd oriole]

Poe hype is already dead

[spare cloud]

Im still hyped

[manic vigil]

I think I could legit spent a year without leaving my house, no sweat

[spare cloud]

But i donf get to play

[manic vigil]

I need to get rich to make it happen

[lone junco]

@shrewd oriole not gonna lie, i would enjoy a maid. Fuck dishes and shit. Want me to be your new dad?

[shrewd oriole]

A year without sex

[manic vigil]

Sex is overrated

[shrewd oriole]

Uh

[manic vigil]

I don't care anymore

[spare cloud]

Uni is more than a year without sex

[shrewd oriole]

@lone junco how old are you again noobe?

[lone junco]

38

[zealous dew]

you can call grills in

[manic vigil]

Yeah

[shrewd oriole]

How do you not have sex in uni

LOL

[spare cloud]

Well

[shrewd oriole]

going out to uni parties there’s time I have to avoid sex

[spare cloud]

You study math and you choose not to

Because the girls look like boys

[shrewd oriole]

Lmao ok checkmate

[lone junco]

I prob got a girl knocked up in 2001. that about how old you are tho.

[shrewd oriole]

I’m changing course next year 😦

[manic vigil]

Lol @lone junco

[zealous dew]

LOL

[shrewd oriole]

@lone junco easy just move to Portugal

[zealous dew]

savage

[shrewd oriole]

I’ll help you pull my mom

[lone junco]

hope I dont have to learn golf.

[spare cloud]

Lmao

[shrewd oriole]

Nah we are rich not old white and rich

[spare cloud]

Are you just normal rich or are you filthy rich

[zealous dew]

he's avg rich

rich inside

[manic vigil]

[spare cloud]

Thats lame

[manic vigil]

Pretty sure he's dead inside

[shrewd oriole]

Nah I’m pretty alive

[zealous dew]

he's very much alive!

[spare cloud]

I am dead inside

[manic vigil]

[lone junco]

pretty sure id be rich in some countries too.

[shrewd oriole]

@spare cloud after looking up the definition I’d say I’m p average rich

[spare cloud]

Thats lame

[lone junco]

we just pay too much for day care and health insurance

[shrewd oriole]

I’m using the American standard of wealth noobe

[zealous dew]

i'm rich in Monopoly

[shrewd oriole]

Which is 450000 income after taxes

[manic vigil]

I want to be Zuckerberg rich

[spare cloud]

If i make it through uni and dont end up on the street i might be average rich as well

[lone junco]

zuck is in a pickle rn

[shrewd oriole]

P sure my mom easily makes 800k before expenses

[hoary copper]

Zuckerberg just lost a bunch of wealth, you may want to use Gates

[lone junco]

what field?

[manic vigil]

Fine then gates

Nerds

[shrewd oriole]

Toph rich boy

[zealous dew]

800k rubles is not much

[shrewd oriole]

Can I marry u now

[spare cloud]

Backup plan is

[hoary copper]

WTB Sugar daddy

[spare cloud]

Ill work as toms maid

[shrewd oriole]

LOL

[manic vigil]

[shrewd oriole]

I mean I need an accountant

To count all the money I’ll be making

[zealous dew]

LOL

[spare cloud]

Thats what i do

[hoary copper]

Damn should have SS that

[spare cloud]

In theory

[shrewd oriole]

AHAHAHA

[lone junco]

tucker max

[shrewd oriole]

Dude who uses socks in 2017

It’s all about those wipes

[manic vigil]

[lone junco]

ok, i got you there, baby wipes do work

we still have them around the house and kid is 5

[shrewd oriole]

@manic vigil just because my ex gf is Mexican doesn’t mean she’s a maid 😠

[spare cloud]

Yes it does

[manic vigil]

Wow easy there

I was just considering the job

[shrewd oriole]

Dating a Mexican is something id recommend tho

[manic vigil]

Gotta know what I get myself in first

[shrewd oriole]

I miss the food the most

[spare cloud]

I dont know any mexicans

I only know asians

[shrewd oriole]

I’ve dated Asians

[manic vigil]

[spare cloud]

And some german nerds

[lone junco]

that food

[shrewd oriole]

Wouldn’t recommend

[lone junco]

Mexican moms tho

[shrewd oriole]

Parents too strict

Dude her mom was legit hot as fuck and made the best foot

Food*

[spare cloud]

Depends on where you are

In asia

[shrewd oriole]

I ate at her house so often

[spare cloud]

Tom has no money for food

Because the maid is too expensive

[lone junco]

parents are a bummer after you have your own place.

[polar light]

This is not talk of assassinating

[lone junco]

thanks for that kenny

[manic vigil]

Says the outlul

[spare cloud]

This is not talk for yellow

[polar light]

Yargh.

You're welcome.

[keen inlet]

hmm

[manic vigil]

Your pic is hot dude

[keen inlet]

I have not

seen

[manic vigil]

Would smash

[keen inlet]

Kenny

[shrewd oriole]

My mom pays the maid

[keen inlet]

thus

[manic vigil]

Don spammy jose

[shrewd oriole]

My mom pays p much everything

[spare cloud]

Lemme smash

[keen inlet]

who are you

[shrewd oriole]

No name

[hoary copper]

Uni, do you mean Don's pic?

[manic vigil]

[spare cloud]

Wnt sum fuk?

[lone junco]

if there is a q . there will be an answer

[polar light]

The chick is Asami if you want to see more of her

[manic vigil]

Of course @hoary copper

[polar light]

I am me.

[manic vigil]

[hoary copper]

Who doesnt like a one eyed man

[keen inlet]

are you a warrior?

then what is this talk of smashing

Casuals, I swear 😂

[shrewd oriole]

Uh

[open reef]

Guys Thx for varimatias tips and tricks 2 days ago

[manic vigil]

Don drunk again, great

[open reef]

Down

[shrewd oriole]

Gz sorki

[lone junco]

@open reef get a purp parse?

[manic vigil]

[spare cloud]

Don can you give me transmog tips

[hoary copper]

Oh Leggend of Korra, I knew I knew Asami from somewhere

[open reef]

No, i was push back and lack poison bomb

[spare cloud]

Oh god the origin of my nams

[shrewd oriole]

Don isn’t transmog master

[spare cloud]

Kind of

[shrewd oriole]

That’s mackyD

[lone junco]

@shrewd oriole she like 160cm?

[shrewd oriole]

My mom, her mom or her?

[placid egret]

@open reef you should be able to shadow step every knock back. That way you don't miss a gcd

[lone junco]

w/e

[shrewd oriole]

Yeahc

My mom is 1,50

[polar light]

That face

[lone junco]

@polar light supreme court ruled on video games. they said no

[shrewd oriole]

Her mom is 1,58

She is 1,50

[quick talon]

1,50???

[spare cloud]

Wtf

[keen inlet]

@spare cloud idk man people took being negative to extremes in #xmog, not much fun these days

[polar light]

I think his face causes violence

[shrewd oriole]

Ye

[open reef]

Not always when You get necrotic

[shrewd oriole]

@keen inlet yeah it’s really nasty

Worse than me

[lone junco]

California’s argument would fare better if there were a longstanding tradition in this country of specially restricting children’s access to depictions of violence, but there is none. Certainly the books we give children to read—or read to them when they are younger—contain no shortage of gore. Grimm’s Fairy Tales, for example, are grim indeed. As her just deserts for trying to poison Snow White, the wicked queen is made to dance in red hot slippers “till she fell dead on the floor, a sad example of envy and jealousy.” Cinderella’s evil stepsisters have their eyes pecked out by doves. And Hansel and Gretel (children!) kill their captor by baking her in an oven.

[open reef]

But yea kill is kill

[manic vigil]

Tmog are big bullies for sure

Savages

[spare cloud]

The smaller the girl the bigger the dick looks in comparison

[lone junco]

Scalia was my favorite asshole

[keen inlet]

I mean grogman's negative but he's got a fair rubric, and MackyD is an xmog master and funny generally, but a lot of folks just lurk and neg folks

[dreamy plover]

can i just give someone my logs and character page and they can tell me what im doing wrong. getting gud is too much work

[keen inlet]

i think I need a vacation

[shrewd oriole]

Transmog heroes gotta be toxic because they have fragile egos due to not being good at anything else in the game

@dreamy plover link me in pms

[manic vigil]

Again don

[shrewd oriole]

I’ll look over it for you

[spare cloud]

Abso read the guide first

[dreamy plover]

Top boy

im actually tom too

[shrewd oriole]

Oh shit

[lone junco]

@dreamy plover sure post and roast

[hoary copper]

That's not a name to be proud of

[spare cloud]

But hes not tom

[lone junco]

🔥

[shrewd oriole]

Better than Bruno

[spare cloud]

How did you know he was tom

[lone junco]

Abso lutely tom

[quick talon]

lutelyl

[lone junco]

https://www.warcraftlogs.com/character/eu/silvermoon/absólution

[keen inlet]

@manic vigil again wut

[dreamy plover]

❤

oh man ive been bamboozled

[manic vigil]

Vacation

[dreamy plover]

you bastard

[keen inlet]

o

[manic vigil]

You just came back dude

Lazy muricans

[keen inlet]

well the issue is my idea of a vacation and my wife's idea are very diff

[manic vigil]

[spare cloud]

Anyways

[manic vigil]

Oh that makes sense

[spare cloud]

Time to sleep 12h

[shrewd oriole]

Ah fuck didn’t mean to send that

[manic vigil]

Leave the misses behind if you can

[keen inlet]

mine: go home and do as little as humanly possible
hers: spend $$$$$$$$$$$$$ going other places doing all sorts of things

[quick talon]

wtf tom

[shrewd oriole]

Underwater pic

[manic vigil]

Yeah women are nuts

[keen inlet]

don't get me wrong hers are fun

but

[manic vigil]

I don't get it either

[keen inlet]

I need a break

[manic vigil]

Escape into the wild

[spare cloud]

Need more time for rh

[desert vault]

mythic is cross realm now?

[quick talon]

yes

for US atleast

EU tmrw

[desert vault]

Nice, there goes the roster boss 😃

[quick talon]

roster boss

[shrewd oriole]

@quick talon

Ahahahah

[dreamy plover]

not tom stop pissing around and roast me already

jesus

[quick talon]

nice pic dude

[shrewd oriole]

Ok sorry

Got distracted

[dreamy plover]

What am i paying you for

[shrewd oriole]

Water proof phones are the shit

[hoary copper]

oh good they extended the Tornado warning till 1500

[shrewd oriole]

@dreamy plover what do you sim at btw

[placid egret]

[shrewd oriole]

Your sim is so trash for your ilvl

[dreamy plover]

is 6 MA aids?

[shrewd oriole]

6 mass is no bue o

For shoulders bracers

You want either 5 or 7

[dreamy plover]

no blue o?

[turbid harbor]

bueno

[shrewd oriole]

Is that a 5 minute patchwerk sim

How do you sim so badly

[dreamy plover]

it is yes

[shrewd oriole]

Has to be mass I guess

[turbid harbor]

maybe he has negative pantheons

[dreamy plover]

the Relic making that much difference?

[shrewd oriole]

I mean

You’re simming

200k Lower than me

At same ilvl

[dreamy plover]

after this leg game ill change relics around see what it sims

[manic vigil]

[quick talon]

I doubt

thats its just 1 relic tbh

[shrewd oriole]

He’s 973 I’m 974

I sim 2.34

[dreamy plover]

link me ur prfile bby

[quick talon]

💦

[shrewd oriole]

Firstly lemme go over your logs

[dreamy plover]

ok ty

[lone junco]

@dreamy plover I dont need 150 private dms a day for roasts. If you want roast #assassination will take care of it.

note. 60% of the tips, work every time. (if someone gives you dumb advice, feel free to not do that)

just cause I do log analysis, doesn't mean im actually good 🤔

[shrewd oriole]

Don’t really see any mistakes in your best imonar kill

[dreamy plover]

😄 ok petal

[shrewd oriole]

Ok ish use of Tb (at least two envenoms everytime

You can def up that

No refreshing bleeds during Tb

Good usage of vanish

[manic vigil]

No alacrity tho. Tztz

[shrewd oriole]

You got really fucked by one of the ships

Got it right when you got vendetta up

[lone junco]

try to get better pbomb at your vanish.

[shrewd oriole]

Had to delay quick a few seconds

Quite*

[quick talon]

https://gyazo.com/ea6077bbc8c6bfd8fd62138f9c5d73f0

😢

[shrewd oriole]

That’s just incorrect pooling

[quick talon]

i mean he's parsing orange

obv wont find big things

[lone junco]

its hard to push orange to more orange, but 2/3 env per tb is a good nitpick.

[quick talon]

ye exactly

its just fine tuning + good procs

[shrewd oriole]

True true

I find it weird how you sim so little

Like the fuck

[dreamy plover]

ok so better optimisation of pooling with TB but asides from that my gear seems to sim badly

[quick talon]

pants are meh

tbh

so are gloves

[shrewd oriole]

Lemme screen his stats vs mine

[quick talon]

• 6ma

[shrewd oriole]

I’m using gloves too

[quick talon]

and that just adds up

[shrewd oriole]

Me

[quick talon]

ye

but you use glove to use fat mastery pants

he doesnt

[placid egret]

I'm 973 sim for 2.24m but I also have a lot of haste pieces. Like a 985 haste vers pants

Shit like that might be doing it.

[quick talon]

Those little things add up

I sim 2,3m at 73

[quick talon]

4k mastery less

[shrewd oriole]

The stat difference

Is massive

Yeah

[quick talon]

As i said, pants are fat stat sticks

and he's "wasting" it

[placid egret]

Could also be mastery light rings.

[quick talon]

and still a PK relic

which is +0 dps in sims

[shrewd oriole]

He’s got 1k more haste and 3k more versa and I have 4K more mastery

And then 6th mass relics

[quick talon]

his ring is dog shit

[shrewd oriole]

And pk relic

[quick talon]

haste on it

🤷🏿

not worth

[placid egret]

Ewwww

[shrewd oriole]

So he’s essentially missing two relics

[placid egret]

^

[shrewd oriole]

His ring doesn’t have haste what

It’s a sargeritr band

[quick talon]

Oh im checking the wrong log

he's wearing a haste ring over here, sorry D:

[shrewd oriole]

I linked his gear above

[quick talon]

ye i cant recall the stats of each of those

https://www.warcraftlogs.com/character/eu/silvermoon/absólution

according to WCL the ring has no socket + no enchanct

[shrewd oriole]

Makes sense now tho

[quick talon]

the KG ring

that's 400 mastery

[placid egret]

Which is probably 20k dps

[desert vault]

so does the opening of mythic remove getting locked out too or is that still a thing?

[quick talon]

?

[shrewd oriole]

Still a thing mate

[placid egret]

No. The lock is still there.

[shrewd oriole]

It’s still a thing for NH

[quick talon]

ahhhh

[shrewd oriole]

And tos

And en

So

[desert vault]

ok, oh it is? I didn't know that 😃

[shrewd oriole]

Ye

[desert vault]

Just started mythic in Antorus

[shrewd oriole]

Unfortunately

[desert vault]

so that is just a mythic thing across the board, good to know

[fervent beacon]

Have fun doing all the farm boss until you kill inomar 4 times

and that alone can be a huge challenge

Fuckin bridge boss

[desert vault]

Yeah its lame, we can skip to him at least

[shrewd oriole]

We can skip straight to aggra

[fervent beacon]

We waste like a hour on him because people are fucking shit at crossing bridge

[shrewd oriole]

We still full clear tho

[scarlet mantle]

just started aggramar mythic prog 💩

[shrewd oriole]

Titan forging LUL

@fervent beacon dh tank my dude

We bring in a dh alt for imonar

Life saver

[fervent beacon]

We're doing farm and probably will extend id for next week to get progress on agg

[placid egret]

My guilds on imonar prog

[fervent beacon]

We takes two DHs with us

[placid egret]

And it hurts

[shrewd oriole]

And you still wipe?

[desert vault]

We got a new DH tank so hopefully can figure this Imonar crap out without spending an hour on it

[shrewd oriole]

Sounds like a player skill issue then

[spare nebula]

@placid egret that was us last 2 weeks

[desert vault]

Two DHs! That is cheating I think 😃

[fervent beacon]

people aren't crossing bridges fast enough i guess

and setting off the bombs while crossing when they're ahead of me and tanks

[desert vault]

or they try to turn it into a 100 yard dash

[placid egret]

Everyone basically just yolos over on 2nd cross and dies cause they aren't patient.

[spare nebula]

finally got him on wednesday

[fervent beacon]

because I usually clear the stun circles and tanks get the debuff mine

[desert vault]

I clear stuns as well, a few at least

[spare nebula]

yeah bridges are all about control, not yolo

you yolo, you die

[fervent beacon]

but some fucker bounced me around and finally off the bridge and i was like FUCKING WIPE BECAUSE SOME FUCKING IDIOT RAN PAST ME.

[placid egret]

Some people are slow on moving out of the red mines on phase 2 as well

So they have 4 stacks for the entire platform

[spare nebula]

damn

mongos

[placid egret]

Sometimes homies don't realize they have bounce and knock people off.

[quick talon]

🔨

[placid egret]

Feels hella bad

[quick talon]

Sayonara u having class again ?

[placid egret]

Yeah I'm in math atm

[shrewd oriole]

https://gyazo.com/8cc512e4503da26a210580946eb4039e

[fervent beacon]

I mean at that point, you may as well just fucking wipe and reset it

[placid egret]

Yeah. But my guild won't learn until they bash their heads in the mechanic that's wiping us 20 times.

[quick talon]

I think he was referring to the pic tom posted

[shrewd oriole]

classic

[placid egret]

Oh

Probably.

Looool

[fervent beacon]

Yeah. was refering to Tom

and fuck I kind of want to level DH now

[shrewd oriole]

Dh tank is rly cool

In dungeons

[fervent beacon]

Well, I was leaning toward to dps tbh but tank for + would be fun

[shrewd oriole]

In raids it’s trash

[short token]

guys i'm having trouble finding a netherlight relic comparison tool

[shrewd oriole]

Hero damage mate

[short token]

i'm at that site, i guess i'm lost at what to look for

like it's showing best in slot leggos are boots and insignia lol

[zealous dew]

these boots are made for walking

why Tue night is so boring

[short token]

oh ok i see the relic tab at the top

[quick talon]

Did u order supreme clothings?

What kind of

[shrewd oriole]

Yeah

[polar light]

Uh

[shrewd oriole]

Look at the receipt, says it’ll arrive Tuesday

Hasn’t even been shipped yet

Tilted

[void pecan]

One cool guy, buying supreme clothes.

[quick talon]

Still

[void pecan]

👌

[quick talon]

what did u buy

shirt/hoodie ?

[shrewd oriole]

A sweater

[quick talon]

oooo

[zealous dew]

scammed

[quick talon]

nice dude

[shrewd oriole]

From their latest drop

Collab with neighborhood

Looks pdope

[fervent beacon]

Buying clothes online

🤔

[scarlet mantle]

buying clothes 🤔

[void pecan]

that's a nice 400$ sweater.

[shrewd oriole]

Test

[fervent beacon]

Wow, that's pretty edgy but would wear 100% in USA high school.

[shrewd oriole]

It wasn’t 400

[fervent beacon]

Especially after shooting partake in the school

[shrewd oriole]

Supreme clothing isn’t expensive

From retail

It was like 130

Lmao

[fervent beacon]

ok but did Supreme literally sell fucking brick for like 20-40 dollars?

[shrewd oriole]

Supreme is expensive as shit when you buy it resale

[fervent beacon]

and people were like OMFG LET BUY THE BRICK

[quick talon]

http://www.supremenewyork.com/shop/sweatshirts/ctjn0le4a/blcuex6do?alt=0

that one is pcool tbh

[shrewd oriole]

Yeah cuz people are dumb

Yeah I thought about that one too but I already have too many hoodies

@fervent beacon supreme has a cult like following yeah

It’s p dumb

Like most fan bases

But the brand makes sick clothing

[quick talon]

http://www.supremenewyork.com/shop/hats/s9gymr6ph

that one at the octoberfest in bavaria

👌🏿

[shrewd oriole]

I own several supreme pieces that would be very good to wear in the US

Got a tee saying fuck the president

With some cherubs

[lone junco]

🥕

[shrewd oriole]

Fuck

I didnt read that

Send it again

And delete it

[lone junco]

pee tape is real

[shrewd oriole]

Really

That’s funn

Not surprising

[lone junco]

jk. but there are dick pics.

from the porn star.

[shrewd oriole]

Is it as big as his hands!

[lone creek]

whats standard talents for m+?

[zealous dew]

ppl with +14 key on tue night

bunch of warlocks

[lone junco]

@lone creek MP/NS/Vig/TB

shoulder bracer. stack mastery. use glaives or aoe for trash, EoC or dogs for boss.

[zealous dew]

you can also play DS, your st will suffer bit

[lone junco]

@zealous dew ive played Shoulder bracer, and Exang bracer boot. And exang shoulder bracer. what is the BIS Tyr Boss for Prydaz. is it Shoulder/neck. wrist neck. or boot.neck (doubt)

[zealous dew]

you don't prydaz ever

:=

[lone junco]

ok, but if i do

[zealous dew]

i'd go boots neck for forti and wrist neck tyr

[lone junco]

I dont need shoulder, cause I have the crit

[zealous dew]

or crown neck

crown is pretty sick

[lone junco]

ive really enjoyed Bracer/Boot exang for fort.

[zealous dew]

i'm using crown wrist now for st, got 970 boots c/M

[lone junco]

run with 2 AOE, and I just murder the pack baddy

[zealous dew]

and hve only 940 wrists

:=

[lone junco]

Like lantern guy

[zealous dew]

mariner ?

[lone creek]

@lone junco tyty

[lone junco]

I vet vend.exang every pull.

ye

weve tried skipping him like 4 times. always pull dumb shit. so until we cant, we will just pull him

[zealous dew]

you can pylon skip

or sac the tank

[lone junco]

tbh, we die on boss 2. so excessive skip technique is unnecessary

ive really enjoyed the skip at open of BRH.

with the healer skaggyl

[zealous dew]

it's neat

or rogue shroud

if ppl are not bad

[lone junco]

we are bad.

very bad

hince the 2heals

[zealous dew]

you can have some resto druid doing more dmg than tanks overall

[lone junco]

yeah, we use a Shaman lol

[shrewd oriole]

Lmao

[zealous dew]

rip 😃

[lone junco]

after lock is done Ill boost moonkin/resto

[lavish raft]

Any changes for Sin today? My Duskwalkers sim higher than my Zoldycks

[gaunt moat]

no

[lone junco]

@lavish raft if you check the box and are talking less than 0.5% difference then 🤷

above that, grats.

[lavish raft]

Odd. I used to sim 2,230,000 with bracers and shoulders. now my top sim gear set is shoulders/boots @ 2,179,000

[lone junco]

something else changed. check your settings

fight length

[shrewd oriole]

Did you change pantheons?

[lone junco]

number of users

[shrewd oriole]

Fight duration, fight style

[lone junco]

2% is more than nothing

[lavish raft]

ahhhhhhh maybe that's it

[shrewd oriole]

You should sim 0 pantheon 5 minutes patchwerk

[lavish raft]

Yup. that was it. I accidently hit "restore default" on raidbots. Thanks team.

[lone junco]

yeah, that new button got me the other day.

"restore default"

[hoary copper]

Dead channel

[lone junco]

https://giphy.com/gifs/80s-michael-jackson-thriller-zw1b1Kg9cNcIg

[zealous dew]

i'm doing a hard +15 eoa on lock

[prime void]

Im curious, what are the default sim settings to make that happen then 🤔

[zealous dew]

with a boomkin doing 800k dps

aoe

[lone junco]

oy

blame tank. bad pulls

[zealous dew]

yeah I guess

oh and a monk healer

[hoary copper]

That's a special boomkin

[lone junco]

10k weekly

lol

[prime void]

Good shit. Lol

[hoary copper]

I called out a guildy once for being a shit player (at 950 he couldnt break 1m dps with best ST leggos on ST fights) and he got mad and said he was better at the game because he did more stuff than just raid....like pet battles 👀

[zealous dew]

1m dps in pet battle is neat

[hoary copper]

It made him rage quit the guild, which took the rest of the guild down pretty much with him

[zealous dew]

shame on you

[plain thistle]

got 2 upgrade on my heroic raider dk today, https://www.raidbots.com/simbot/report/73x9Y2yiLxsvQiRm6ruUZk

simming 2.2m+ now 😂

[hoary copper]

sorry for callng someone out on 6% logs and complaining he couldnt get into things

It was a Tom moment

[zealous dew]

i wonder who's the the lowest 5% then

oh boy

[lone junco]

@hoary copper I almost did that recently. but hopefully it will take care of itself.

[hoary copper]

Ha GL. We werent even a raiding guild, I was tired of him complaining and tired of guildies invite him to m+ and him slacking

I might try druid again this week for heals and ha has

[keen inlet]

I haven't seriously healed

since resto sham ulduar

what is tree healing like in legion

[hoary copper]

I dont think its changed much

spread your seed

watch things heal

drop growth under bunches of people

[shrewd oriole]

@hoary copper I approve of that tom moment

Toment

[hoary copper]

http://www.giantfreakinrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/vadernoo.jpg

[manic vigil]

resto drood is always good shit 👌

[hoary copper]

I was having a hard time earlier in the expac with them for some reason

[manic vigil]

basically it's the only spec druids are really original at. You know, not just a wannabe rip-off from a good class (boomy, wl - kitty, rogue - etc)

shots btw

[hoary copper]

boomy and shaman feel like pretty much the same

[manic vigil]

I wouldn't know I have never played an oomkin seriously

or a shaman for that matter

clearly I'm an expert

[shrewd oriole]

LUL

There’s 1 key difference between the two

One is shit

[manic vigil]

buuuurrrrrn

[quick talon]

toxic

[manic vigil]

I know that boomkins are pretty good rn. I just never liked it idk

[shrewd oriole]

They’re bad in raids

[manic vigil]

I was a mage in vanilla and some weird druids thought they coulds grab my items and "dps"

probably still salty

[hoary copper]

I like ele, especially PK they're useful (least heroic)

[manic vigil]

I loved shaman when they were true supporters

[shrewd oriole]

Yeah their problem is in the harder fights

Argus and aggra

They’re dogshit there

[manic vigil]

member when every caster was drooling over being in the same grp as a shaman (or melee for enhancement)

[hoary copper]

I did priest/mage in vanilla. and then PRiest/Druid in BC. I got tired of dying to rogues so rdruid was the counter

[manic vigil]

support ftw

[shrewd oriole]

They’re also dogshit in dungeons

[hoary copper]

Abolish poison was ftw

[shrewd oriole]

So ele shamans not very good right now

Boomies are dogshit in raids but they’re good in keys

[hoary copper]

Ele shams are pretty good in m+ minus some survivability

[shrewd oriole]

So it balances out

Ele shamans are pretty good in m+ minus not being pretty good

Is basically what you said

[hoary copper]

Ele feels better to me as a whole than boomkin

[shrewd oriole]

Most every class can pew pew pew

The problem is pew pew pewing whilst not ☠

[merry root]

boomkin has typhoon, solar beam, bear form and the dmg

[hoary copper]

Ele lives longer than enhance at least

[manic vigil]

idk, both classes have zero appeal to me. well boomkin because there is resto, which I always loved

[shrewd oriole]

There’s a pretty clear correlation between what’s good and what’s tanky

[manic vigil]

shaman literally zero

[zealous dew]

lol

this boomkin died on every single boss

[hoary copper]

I died a lot as shaman, thats why I rolled rogue

[zealous dew]

how can you die

as a boomie

bear frienzed back to full

[shrewd oriole]

@quick talon new supreme drop list is out

It’s p shit

[quick talon]

http://www.supremenewyork.com/previews/springsummer2018/sweatshirts/illegal-business-hooded-sweatshirt

[shrewd oriole]

This Is p cringe

[quick talon]

wtf

yea

[wise frigate]

#off-topic 👈

👺

[strange python]

would most of you say the leggo cloak is stronger than the free leggo ring?

[safe tiger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/196275737479610369/425761937465409538/unknown.png

aggramar prog

https://image.prntscr.com/image/yDT5C_g5QEObYdZ4zqx3hw.png

0 procs

[hazy iron]

Feelsmutman

[grim canopy]

So there is this rogue lower ilvl doing far far more dps

his poison bomb % is 2x mine

how do i fix this

[solid nova]

How do you fix RNG?

🤔

[shrewd oriole]

Talk about

[grim canopy]

I'm not dealing with this

what is anothe good class

[shrewd oriole]

420iq questions

[brisk forge]

Lol cant avoid rng

[quick talon]

I mean its fine if its just one fight

if this is a constant thing u might be fucking up somehwere bud

[grim canopy]

both fights so far

i have much higher parse than him

[safe tiger]

2 fights isn't good average

[solid nova]

If everything else is higher and its literally just PB damage

Theres nothing you can do

[grim canopy]

yes i can

[solid nova]

You cant force RNG in your favour

[grim canopy]

i can buy a WW 110

[hardy pewter]

assassination rng isnt even limited to PB tho 😄

[solid nova]

Well as PB damage was the question

PB will be in the answer

[brisk forge]

Can do 99% logs without super high pbs

[safe tiger]

idk about that

really hard

[shrewd oriole]

Without super high, sure

With below average?

P hard

Specially on st

[echo estuary]

anyone got 100?

;D

[shrewd oriole]

Fights like coven for example

P easy

This is a 7% log

[plain thistle]

1s tom

1s

fuck its rank2 now, fucking asian guys

forgot about that

[quick talon]

sorry

[plain thistle]

https://imgur.com/a/lsYT1

[shrewd oriole]

Think it’s the highest log I have with the lowest pb

@plain thistle 😦

[quick talon]

Still

99s without PB

[plain thistle]

guess my PB there?

[shrewd oriole]

What pb?

[quick talon]

doubt that.

[shrewd oriole]

6?

[plain thistle]

9.7%

[shrewd oriole]

Link your damage done section

To check if the difference is mostly pb

[subtle fiber]

yo

[shrewd oriole]

Oh I forgot to say

I died on my log

[plain thistle]

thats the main difference between this log and rank 1

I used mut

https://imgur.com/a/lvCIc

[shrewd oriole]

For the last 20 seconds

[plain thistle]

he used fan with 6 or 7 pk

[shrewd oriole]

Makes up a big part of the difference probably

Tank walked over me with lightning add 😦

[subtle fiber]

@plain thistle AN unholy dk is doing more dps than me on heroic garothi, what should do i do?

[shrewd oriole]

You using ring or something? Why mut

[plain thistle]

because I dont like using FoK for 2 targets

specially because I have 1 mut relic, but even without that, I would use mut for 2 targets

[shrewd oriole]

Ah

[grim canopy]

oh wow bfa 5% poison buomb chance

[grim canopy]

this caint be

[shrewd oriole]

I have two bbs

[plain thistle]

@subtle fiber get good

[shrewd oriole]

Maybe I should go mut on two target too

[plain thistle]

what the apl is doing currently? testing

[grim canopy]

anyone in alpha does it really feel like 2x the pb chance?

or just tooltip error

[shrewd oriole]

Our damage break down is p similar

[grim canopy]

yeah but still

[subtle fiber]

@plain thistle i`m god already, i cant get anymore good....

[shrewd oriole]

@plain thistle I’ll go check

[plain thistle]

with my gear: 3.1M dps with 2 targets using FoK

simming with mut now

3.1994m with mut 🤷

thats probably a mut relic and pk relic condition

the difference is basically main target damage, with mut is 250k higher

@shrewd oriole

[zealous dew]

how many PK relics you have ?

[plain thistle]

0

[zealous dew]

😄

[plain thistle]

and 1 mut relic

[shrewd oriole]

By mut relic

[zealous dew]

let me try

[shrewd oriole]

Do you mean the mut damage or BB

[plain thistle]

yes, bb

[shrewd oriole]

So I have two B.B.

I should def mut

Thanks

[plain thistle]

yeah, try simming it too

its easy

just delete the FoK lines for builder

to sim with mut

anyway, need to go 😛 cya

[shrewd oriole]

Cya dude

[zealous dew]

cba to log, will post tomorrow

[grim canopy]

are poisons same as acid?

[zealous dew]

i think it's 2.3 st

[shrewd night]

are poisons same as acid?

wat

btw

[dire spoke]

https://snag.gy/pw9Dkx.jpg

[amber sleet]

...

[manic vigil]

dayum son

indestructible, too

[shrewd oriole]

Niiice

@dire spoke isn’t that super good for you since you are wearing gloves tier?

[dire spoke]

old one was 960 with crit>mastery so the upgrade is "only" 1.6%

but yeah

I mean I could try other gloves and all the shit again now

[shrewd oriole]

Rip

[midnight shuttle]

at 209% mastery, is bracers always going to be bis?

[quick talon]

[dire spoke]

sim tells me to play with 30% instead of 35% crit

0.7% tho, fuk it

[manic vigil]

sim tells me to use insignia/boots instead of bracers

[civic palm]

25 > 30 crit AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[manic vigil]

1.2k dps upgrade btw

[civic palm]

AH!

[dim sigil]

when i play with subterfuge

do i always refresh garrote?

with vanish

i mean

[shrewd oriole]

@civic palm paid 2 euros dude

[civic palm]

Within 3 GCDs after Vanish.

[shrewd oriole]

skip queue

[civic palm]

Queue sits there and I am doing something else.

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[shrewd oriole]

so g00d

fair

🤷

[civic palm]

Could use my brothers login.

¯_(ツ)_/¯

With Subterfuge, do your Vanish + Ability, then Garrote, then continue.

[dim sigil]

which ability after vanish?

[civic palm]

Using Shoulders?

[dim sigil]

(i play with bracers + boots)

[civic palm]

Then it doesn't matter since you do not get the crit from Mantle and you are using Subterfuge.

With NS you would Rupture (and with Mantle and NS you would Envenom).

o_o... nevermind.

+1400dps for dropping 5% crit for 10% mastery HMMMMMMMM

I need more CRIT!!

[prime void]

Play ring

Have some crit

[lone junco]

@dire spoke Lolwut do you do with non tier legs.

[wise frigate]

You use them and use tier cloak instead? Those are some juicy stats.

[sharp viper]

tier gloves and offpiece pants (garothi) and offpiece pants (aggramar) boots+bracers

[prime void]

Thats gross

[strange python]

raidbots ded?

[sharp viper]

high mastery and a lot of crit

[prime void]

Tier gloves are gross.

[sharp viper]

well not as many stats as pants

[dire spoke]

@lone junco I don't understand

[grim canopy]

who is a streamer that plays bfa rogue

[lone junco]

The 980 legs are great. I guess you just wear tier gloves instead. Rip 2p4p tho.

[shrewd oriole]

dont think he was using 2p4p regardless

[dire spoke]

I'm pretty much bound to tier gloves and non-tier legs now

[prime void]

fucking haste gear >.<

985 crit-haste back from chest

[strange python]

welcome to the haste club

😉

[prime void]

I play boots ring my man

im used to the haste club kek

[keen spruce]

Hey guys i'm having trouble finding a functioning poison bomb WA that has a timer. Any help would be greatly appreciated!

[prime void]

Yeah don't use one

😃

in raids

[keen spruce]

why's that?

[strange python]

what is an pb wa ?

[keen spruce]

Poison bomb weak aura ?

[lone junco]

there is a tank side one that shows when group members proc bomb or use glaives.

[strange python]

aha so tank stops moving cause pb is up and die on mechanics ?

[lone junco]

lol i got 965 crit vers legs from my box.

[strange python]

nice

[lone junco]

guess it is in the water

[strange python]

8h~ for the chest .. chaos crystal hype

[prime void]

I got straight trash from my mythic raid cache

[lone junco]

tbh, I look forward to ditching 2p20.

but T21 slots are pretty solid.

[rose sapphire]

Guys look at my log on Garothi : https://www.warcraftlogs.com/reports/Tfq4jJMLchBg1Ar2#fight=1&type=damage-done&source=17

Is there anything more I could do diff for more DPS beside the PB proc luckiness? Because I want to get above 95+ achiving 94 logs all the time

974 ilvl, 4 set, 3 master alch, 1 master ass, 197 mast 35% crit 10% vers, 55k agg (unbuffed everything) + eoc 960

[lone junco]

looks like you delayed vanish proper, the vendetta stagger around phases sucks, but thats 1vend non boot for you. small tb kb loss around phases.

solid open.

[rose sapphire]

I guess im just unlucky with the PB 😦

[lone junco]

dunno. prob the diff between 90 and 95 is timing and vendetta relics.

dont blame PB

6.5% is plenty

shoulders are very succeptable to fight timing.

[rose sapphire]

What would happen if I went wrists/boots instead?

[lone junco]

do you fok when the arms are out?

[rose sapphire]

yes I do and apply rapture on both

garrote the one we are killing fok fok raputre on both then fok fok evenoms on the main one

[lone junco]

what is your simc with shoulder bracer?

seems like you are a little low, but not too much

ok. so my fight is shorter, but I got 2 more vendetta and 1 less KB

[rose sapphire]

2.274M

[honest needle]

is it bad if i dont have 3 ma relics because all my relics are all different but sims say they are better for dps

[rose sapphire]

I've watching some rogues now logging 95+ either the fight is shorter for 30s or they have much more PB

[honest needle]

i have 1 vendetta relic 1 ma and then a balanced blades

[lone junco]

6.5 is avg. if you get them in your shoulder you will rng bomb

[rose sapphire]

Yeah that was I think aswell, for example in the execute phase, if I manage to proc a PB with vanish evenom + vandetta

[shrewd oriole]

isnt the avg 8

[rose sapphire]

its gg

what I red avg is 8-9%

[lone junco]

anyway. my fight is 25 sec shorter, but i got 2 more vend.

[shrewd oriole]

I read 8 so idk

[lone junco]

check your simc avg, html

[rose sapphire]

2 more vend is huge imo

[lone junco]

thats bracer boot 3vend

you can find your expected PB avg in the simc output

MP mastery stack might be 8

[rose sapphire]

How many iter u run=

?*

So basically what I can conclude here is to just mby get some rng with me and I should be fine?

[shrewd oriole]

whats ur mastery noobe

[lone junco]

that wasnt my sim.

but my shoulder bracer is like 27/190

[shrewd oriole]

ah

I need to update my simc deskptop

can I do that with raidbots

I only know how to do the full report with simcraft

[rose sapphire]

@lone junco Appricate ur help mate

[lone junco]

@rose sapphire basically. Fight length and mechanics delay vanish alignments. if that occurs too many times, then you miss out on a full vanish. you were like 10 sec from having an extra vanish if you hadnt delayed

@shrewd oriole on raidbots, click the HTML link on the right.

it is at the bottom of the sim summary

[rose sapphire]

Yeah I know, and thats the thing, you never know how long the fight will be

I mean if I knew it would be 4 min 15 secs I wouldn delay because I would know I can fit 2 vanishes

Little disturbing

https://www.raidbots.com/simbot/report/qCusNY1xgmPdufEWG6dFMc

Here are my sims

[lone junco]

bracer boot doesnt clutch on vanish alignments.

[rose sapphire]

Do you run subterfuge with boots or still nightstalk?

[prime void]

https://www.raidbots.com/simbot/report/v6HxA4Y7B3vK2f89xguBkD

[shrewd oriole]

yep

[lone junco]

yeah, ive seen 6-9

if you hit that avg, and still suck, we cant blame

@prime void have you done any mythic with ring/boot?

[shrewd oriole]

I have top 100 logs with less pb than that

[lone junco]

thats my point.

[shrewd oriole]

just agreeing

on st fights I dont think u can properly log without high pb

[prime void]

Yeah Noobe

Argus

[shrewd oriole]

but on other fights

[prime void]

for about 200 pulls.

[lone junco]

smooth for sure. esp with the 100% mut crit

[shrewd oriole]

had this KG log

[lethal heart]

in execute phase playing nightstalker

i should do rupture

shouldnt i?

vanish -> rupture i mean

[shrewd oriole]

for some people it produced better results

for me it wasnt

but I think it varies based on your mastery

[lethal heart]

but wrists dont apply to envenom damage

does it?

actually clueless how some of legendaries for assa work lol

interact*

!guide

[shrewd oriole]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/316923750073499648/325018487812653056/unknown.png

[lethal heart]

does it matter if you play shouders or boots aswell what should i do straight after vanish?

nevermind i guess

[shrewd oriole]

NS or?

[lethal heart]

found in guide

yea NS

but guide says

• Use Vanish to apply rupture as often as possible if specced Nightstalker

[shrewd oriole]

w/o shoulders

ye

[lethal heart]

with shoulders envenom?

even if execute?

[shrewd oriole]

with shoulders u delay for vendetta

[lethal heart]

yea thats true aswell

i'm actually so washed up when it comes to assa

[dire spoke]

I saw a rogue with PB WAs the other day

reported him for spamming

[onyx birch]

I have a rotation specific question... Should i use Toxic Blade first or Kingsbane?

[shrewd oriole]

well done

[dire spoke]

SIN GUIDE HERE--> http://www.ravenholdt.net/assassination-guide/ <--SIN GUIDE HERE

[lethal heart]

kingsbane initial gets buffed by toxic blade

[onyx birch]

thats what i though

[onyx birch]

thought

[shrewd oriole]

@dire spoke HC tomorrow?

[dire spoke]

@shrewd oriole you said that last week and then I ran with half ravenholdt

[shrewd oriole]

no no

tomorrow

I PROMISE