assassination

[midnight latch]

always padding

[viscid helm]

Describes this class

Just right

[shrewd oriole]

And 100% reason to remember the name

Fuu tries so hard

Dead spec 😢

[spare cloud]

I mean hes got the m+ community

[faint vale]

Still the go to for m+

[warm parcel]

We have all you lovely 🎸

[viscid helm]

M+ is as dead as this class

[spare cloud]

Like the 2 rogues that play high m+

[shrewd oriole]

The m+ community LUL

“Hey guys what trinkets do I use” 20 times a day nice community btw

[faint vale]

Assa is even worse

[spare cloud]

Hey guys does anyone have a /say wa when poison bomb proccs?

[shrewd oriole]

The m+ community in this chat: hey guys can I play assa in dungeons without buttfucking my team?

I’m really selfish btw

[midnight latch]

hey guys I have [insert whole bag content here] i dont wanna test or use my brain. What should I use?

[shrewd night]

helo do some1 have tips for asasenero rog pls

[spare cloud]

Henlo*

[viscid helm]

https://puu.sh/zsSKa/aedcfeefc9.png

#subCommunity

[jovial kite]

https://gyazo.com/cab59b8ce106d3400e2eefa1528ecc68

#sincommunity

[spare cloud]

Hey dont use that word

[patent topaz]

Can my ♿ raid group kill argus before bfa 🤔 4 bosses to go.

[warm parcel]

I mean I got my ds kill 2 weeks prior to its removal

A group of wheelies can still do it

[midnight latch]

mine disbanded yesterday with 2 bosses left

[drifting cloud]

after nerfs sure

[midnight latch]

[drifting cloud]

a 7/11 guild tbh cant kill argus in current form

atleast not under 500 wipes for sure

[warm parcel]

I dont know. Its not that difficult

If you compare it to kj

[drifting cloud]

problem is you lack percpective

since you raid in top5 😛

for example for my guild rank 400ish

[warm parcel]

Im just talking pure mechanics. Like kj was insnanely more personally challenging

[drifting cloud]

nerfed kj was easier than current argus

[quick ice]

@midnight latch RIP 😦

[quartz rune]

Im "progressing" Argus atm and i don't feel like the mechanics are hard tbh.. people still manage to die every try

[warm parcel]

I suppose argus p4 can be a bit nightmare to get right

[quick ice]

rekilling aggramar is the hard part for my guild 😦

[warm parcel]

It requires some good cordination

[dire spoke]

hello

[drifting cloud]

so I know what kind of guilds are 7/11

and tbh theres no way they would kill argus

[patent topaz]

We have a tiny roster, people leaving and most have 1000 trinkets. Not much room for gear improvements to help ♿

[jovial kite]

our 2 days a week guild

[viscid helm]

Dude

[jovial kite]

2 days a week raid etam 2

is at argus

[quartz rune]

My guild is struggling with death fog / Soulblight and how not to panic when you have to play a mechanic

[viscid helm]

Argus has no mechanics

[jovial kite]

they took 140 pulls on aggra

11 coven

[viscid helm]

U cant even nerf it

[jovial kite]

17 varimathras

[drifting cloud]

I raid 8h a week

95 tries for agrra

argus dies today

[viscid helm]

If argus was released at the state its rn

Would have died in less than 50

[quartz rune]

Everytime i look at our logs of argus i just cry..

[viscid helm]

Pulls

[warm parcel]

Yea fair enough. Even friday marines havent gotten all CE tiers

🤔

[patent topaz]

I think we aready have more wipes on vari. Didnt get below 60%. Not enough add dps

[quick ice]

wonder how many times it'll get nerfed in the end

[viscid helm]

What can u even nerf?

[drifting cloud]

id say 2 times

max

[viscid helm]

Nothing happens

[patent topaz]

I expect coven to take a 100

[viscid helm]

In that fight

[warm parcel]

Make fog not instakill

Make rage healable even at 2 stacks

etc

[viscid helm]

Seriously

[shadow inlet]

nerf chains dmg to not do anything

[viscid helm]

P2 small bomb / scythes

[jovial kite]

@patent topaz coven is easy

[viscid helm]

P3 scythes like 3 times?

Rage/fear

Nice mechanics

[patent topaz]

We have 5 locks but 2 play destro

[quick ice]

less health so the 70% push that isn't that hard is easier?

[drifting cloud]

go join a friday alt raid

and enjoy wiping on Imonar/kingaroth

[viscid helm]

What push?

[patent topaz]

Our tanks are super weird

[drifting cloud]

then youll see its not so black and white 😛

[viscid helm]

Its like less than 2min prob

With lust

[quick ice]

exactly

[warm parcel]

https://www.wowprogress.com/guild/eu/doomhammer/Friday+Marines

Is what we have occasionally alt raided at

And yeah theyre bad

[viscid helm]

Why

[warm parcel]

And looks like theyre struggling aswell

So I get you

[drifting cloud]

I have logs of guilds

that are 10/11

with 200 wipes on argus

but they have seen mythic phase 5 times

[viscid helm]

Same

[shrewd oriole]

That’s sad

But I mean

[viscid helm]

Guild was called Nova

[drifting cloud]

😄

[shrewd oriole]

No wonder it disbanded

LUL

rip nuvo

[warm parcel]

But you also have to keep in mind that gear always still helps

Like now you can dip into fog on some specs and not die oneshot

[drifting cloud]

yeah but you dont really get much gear thesedays

[warm parcel]

If you raid for 5 more months 😄

[quick talon]

Sup 🎷

[viscid helm]

[drifting cloud]

just look at quins guild

290 pulls for aggra

🍍

and theyre over 200 on argus already apparently pretty sure their best try is what 30%ish

just bruteforcing content because they raid 4days

ok its a new guild and all that but still 290 wipes on aggra what the fuck

[viscid helm]

Idk, still dont think it requires any nerfs the fight is a complete joke

[drifting cloud]

yeah because you killed it almost 3months ago 😄

[viscid helm]

I mean KJ was still tough even after they removed a whole phase from it

[quick ice]

requires and will receive are two very different things too

[drifting cloud]

but like I said from my personal experience

nerfed kj was easier than argus

[viscid helm]

Na

No way

[patent topaz]

Nerf everything to the ground so i can clear it with my guild and dont have to realm transfer

[viscid helm]

I mean u got like 6 months

[patent topaz]

Looking forward to reprogressing on immonar forward for half a year

[quick ice]

you'll get used to it 😃

[patent topaz]

I remember dragging shitters through hc hfc for that long

Iskar 😂

[crystal fox]

I might join a guild this summer to kill the rest of mythic but for now mythic is on the shelf at 7/11 with progress on 9/11

Failing on farm bosses triggers me

[viscid helm]

I mean

[patent topaz]

Cba changing guilds. Nice people but I wish they were good

[viscid helm]

Memento wipes more on portal keeper than argus

[warm parcel]

vari took more

[shrewd night]

We reinvent Vari tactics every week

[viscid helm]

Well i never do vari

[shrewd night]

If we arent extending Aggra next week Im getting the noose

[viscid helm]

🤷

[patent topaz]

Im doing daggers on vari

[shrewd night]

ez life

[viscid helm]

Daggers?

[patent topaz]

Marked prey

[viscid helm]

This whole instance is just

[warm parcel]

I feel its the game

[patent topaz]

Im dead inside already

I just gear up alts

[shrewd night]

What am I supposed to do with my time if I quit?

Work out?

[patent topaz]

5 classes above 950

[warm parcel]

Play sp games

🤔

[patent topaz]

Path of exile

Got to level 60 during the weekend

[shrewd night]

Already playing, already wanting to kms from being stuck in the gearbarrier

[viscid helm]

Nice build

Just got my 6l last night in 200fuse

0 5links

[shrewd night]

Frost trap + frost damage + multiple traps + cold damage

still low deeps

[viscid helm]

17k tooltip at lvl 65 ez game

+2 chains

[patent topaz]

I 6 linked a belly in 3 fuses last league. Stopped playing a week later

Sniped a near perfect one for 1.5ex

But i got bored, didnt kill shaper in abyss either

[viscid helm]

Next raid 11.3

How do i get out of it

[crystal fox]

DE your gear

[junior gorge]

Hey fellow Assassination peeps!

Quick question, new sin rogue here, Assasssins main aoe comes from fan of knifes?

[patent topaz]

There is no aoe

[viscid helm]

What AoE?

[junior gorge]

haha that was my thought

and why i'm here

[tiny vapor]

FoK, rupture some and pray for pb procs

[junior gorge]

okay, then i wasn't doing it wrong, just poor AoE

guess specs like Outlaw and Sub is more suited for Mythic+ then?

[viscid helm]

Cant be good at everything

[junior gorge]

i love the ST though

[patent topaz]

I only play sub for eonar now, even playing like a dumb I did 600k more on ahc as assa

[viscid helm]

To bad rogue is shit at everything

[junior gorge]

Well 😛 wouldn't say they are shit at "EVERYTHING" 😛

[patent topaz]

I swear my monk is better at everything

[crystal fox]

Your monk cant stealth

[patent topaz]

If it had the same gear it would blow my rogue out of the water

[crystal fox]

But thats about it

[tiny vapor]

Monks are broken

Won't stay the same probably.

[patent topaz]

Played my monk on hc bosses with our mythic group, top 3 dps every fight

[junior gorge]

well i would be surprised if Rogues won't shine on atleast one spec in BFA 😛

not like they are bad in legion either

[tiny vapor]

Rogue are always good for soaking lel.

[viscid helm]

Lets be honest

They are pretty bad

[patent topaz]

Rogue is not bad but every class does stuff it can do better

Except living

[shrewd night]

We have competitive execute tho

Great being 'good' 30% of the fight

[junior gorge]

.... my mates and i did a "pick a class for someone else for BFA" and i got Rogue because i have never really played rogue in any of the expansions

[viscid helm]

Well

You sir got fucked

[patent topaz]

If you get mint pb procs sub 30 you do more than warrior

[viscid helm]

If the warrior doesnt press execute

Sure

[shrewd night]

If I get mint pb procs I can be better than an affliction lock

[junior gorge]

@viscid helm come on man 😄 it can't be that bad!?

[patent topaz]

Maybe our warriors are bad

[viscid helm]

What's good

About rogue rn

Tell me

[shrewd night]

Cloak.

[drifting cloud]

you die less if youre a spaz

[ruby oar]

what's bad about rogue right now?

[junior gorge]

i have no idea i have played rogue for 24hours 😄

steath!

[viscid helm]

Everything

[patent topaz]

Cloak, dala hs, leave group

[tiny vapor]

Assa is fun to play.

[ruby oar]

everything isn't a good answer

[viscid helm]

Dmg is poop

[patent topaz]

Dfa into mechanics and get one shot

[viscid helm]

On everything

[shrewd night]

If blizz didnt fuck up destruction at the start of the expansion, Id still play that

[viscid helm]

Cos is useless rn in antorus

[shrewd night]

But here we are

🤔

[viscid helm]

Its a melee

Do i go on?

[tiny vapor]

Tricks boost dmg... Oh wait.

[ruby oar]

that hit hard

[junior gorge]

So everything else is better 😛

[ruby oar]

bring back tricks damage 😦

[tiny vapor]

Nah, everything sucks. Except Monk.

[junior gorge]

Rogue worst class

[shrewd night]

We aint as fucked as MW monks tho

[viscid helm]

I should make a picture of that pee stored in balls meme

[shadow inlet]

@patent topaz this is a r1 warrior log but he's doing almost as much dps as the two rogues combined (sub 25%) https://www.warcraftlogs.com/reports/bBzJcZpwf7KFrGyC#fight=14&type=damage-done&translate=true&start=4754167&end=4857390

[viscid helm]

Convince me rogue is good

[tiny vapor]

WW monks do everything well.

[viscid helm]

U cant

[shadow inlet]

if your warriors are playing properly there's no way a rogue will never come near

[shrewd night]

4,6m

[shadow inlet]

it is argus tho

[patent topaz]

Argus with war machine and long exe

[tiny vapor]

Wth, 4.6m

[shadow inlet]

can find another boss

[patent topaz]

Immonar

For example

[shadow inlet]

sure even tho it has a very short execute

[junior gorge]

in seriousness rogues will be fine, they got 3 dps specs... one of them will perform well

and they are "fine" now

[viscid helm]

None does rn

[shrewd night]

I dont know about that

[patent topaz]

Like in antorus

[shadow inlet]

https://www.warcraftlogs.com/reports/Y9hTfnqcBpw8Cb7z#fight=13&type=damage-done&phase=5

[patent topaz]

xD

[shadow inlet]

there you go

more than doubled the assas rogue

[ruby oar]

execute spam stronk

[delicate root]

that's only stage 5 tho

[shadow inlet]

yeah we were talking about executes

[junior gorge]

well i'm sure you can find examples like that the other way around as well, just depends on the players playing the class i guess

or the fight

[shrewd night]

Comparing Rank1 warrior, without checking R1 rogue

Thats some shifty comparisons you are trying to make

[patent topaz]

Rogue execute isnt 20%

[shadow inlet]

well this is a r1 rogue log https://www.warcraftlogs.com/reports/dmD9hFVqa4WzAJt8#fight=2&type=damage-done&phase=5

[tiny vapor]

Rogue exec is only something because of bracers rn

[shrewd night]

The damage difference between R1 warrior and R1 rogue is 30m

So uh....?

I think you are missing the key phrasing that was used earlier, Wicked

What was said was 'if rogue has mint PB during execute, we will beat warrior'

So if the difference is 30 without PB

🤔

[shadow inlet]

the difference isn't 30m tho?

[shrewd night]

Could be different, you're linking logs that start at 20%, which is far after our execute has started 🤷

[viscid helm]

Does any of this matter tho? The fact is, its a shit class no matter how u look at it

[tiny vapor]

Rogue shine for cheesing mechanics.

[ruby oar]

If not being #1 dps is the definition of shit class for you

[shrewd night]

Top 3 or its shit

Thats the rule

[ruby oar]

well you keep comparing to fury only

[tiny vapor]

A dps class not doing dps is kind of sad, but rogue isn't in a bad place.

Remind me of the comic strip about class balancing. Even if blizzard did manage to balance the dps in every situation, people will still want to change the name of their class to be first in the list.

[viscid helm]

To bad there was no mechanics to abuse rogues in antorus

Literally useless

[shrewd night]

I dunno Shoras, someone said we were equal to warriors with good PBs, which isnt a wild claim. Im merely here to meme on the guy replying to it with 'no ur dumb lul look at this r1 warrior'

[nimble tartan]

👬

[ruby oar]

if you wanna play other classes just do it, no need for "uhh rogue is so baaaaaaad"

[shrewd night]

@viscid helm

Hey

We got alacrity

[fast nacelle]

[gaunt moat]

yeah fuck off flowi, you hate rogue just cause you're bad at it i bet XD

[viscid helm]

Xd

https://puu.sh/zjoAc/b62a4a3fe3.png

[shrewd night]

Nice guy as Jazu

rekkkkkkt

[gaunt moat]

wow, that's too far

[warm parcel]

making jazu look bad

[viscid helm]

Im done pretending Alacrity will save the shitshow that is rogue

[shrewd night]

If we reclear next week Ill just pull out my outlul weapons and fuck some shit up tbh

[tiny vapor]

What I don't like about rogue is early extension, when you have no energy regen and it's so slow...

[strange python]

Stopped pushing your alac agenda flowi? Good thing, time for the hemo, Shadow Focus, anti, exsang DfA Meta to rise

• Internal bleeding for add damage

Exsang on internal bleeding

[viscid helm]

https://puu.sh/zvxfi/d4cbb7ebbf.png

This is how it feels to play rogue

Feat @cold spoke

[cold spoke]

every week -100k on argus

[tiny vapor]

I'm still gearing, but is it really a thing, losing dps? :o

[strange python]

Sure, less execute time means less value for bracers

Drastically different killtimes fuck with cooldowns sometimes etc.

[cold spoke]

i gave up on my rogue i have terrible nlc and i can't be bothered anymore

[strange python]

Oh Boy, relics

[cold spoke]

975 simming 2,24

[strange python]

Sitting Here with garrote damage, envenom damage, 2 refractive shells

Got mad absorbs tho

[viscid helm]

Sure u did

[quick talon]

[cold spoke]

garrote damage envenom damage and rupture crit

[viscid helm]

Lorentz came in

Took ur place

[shrewd night]

[quick talon]

Stop bully

[cold spoke]

m8 i won few times

[viscid helm]

I heard rumors

[cold spoke]

on dogs i used cds on one add and vanished another one becuase my shit pc

[viscid helm]

Naya is coming as well

[junior gorge]

@viscid helm so what melee dps shines ? 😃

[cold spoke]

lagged out so i had to press any target

hate my pc

sometimes it alttabs and i have to click the screen

[viscid helm]

UE just going downhill

Time to bail Hayde

[cold spoke]

Naya

didnt know that 😄

on my hutner fucking doing dank trueshot

and then fucking windows error sound and i have to click the screen with my mouse to continue playing

[viscid helm]

Blyat

[cold spoke]

i dont even know how to troubleshoot that

help i cant play wow because windows is throwing some weird error that makes my game unresponsive until i mouseclick anywhere on the screen

[keen inlet]

I mean it might be a wmi error

Which means refreshing windows

Also have you checked to make sure old versions of Java aren't still installed?

That can totally f up your pc in weird ways

@cold spoke can you open up event viewer and see what is actually happening

[strange python]

Actually i havent updated my java in Like 2 months and its Been pestering me. Got weird error messages all the time as well

And win7 Last Update was 2013 or so

But its fiiiiiine for Sure

[neon sierra]

Hi guys i have one question about bombing with poison build: i Spam fan as usual. Do i apply rupture to every target or just a few and use evenom (any combopoint just spam it for proccs)?

[jovial kite]

what

naya found a new guild?

@midnight latch

[viscid helm]

My w10 is so scuffed it doesnt even accept activation key

[shrewd night]

I dont have a key for my win10 because I upgraded while it was free huehue

[viscid helm]

Same

But then i upgraded my pc

[shrewd night]

So have I 🤔

[viscid helm]

Like i said its scuffed

[quick talon]

Win7 👌

[shrewd night]

Dont trust Finnish Win10

Got it

[viscid helm]

Even the idiots at Microsoft couldnt fix it

Gave me free key

But im to lazy to reinstall windows

[quick talon]

Sure mc is too busy forcing some important updates

[shrewd night]

Lazy?

[viscid helm]

Maybe if i time it on a raid day

[shrewd night]

You can transfer all your shit to D drive, and spend 30 minutes overnight to have it done

[viscid helm]

Ye

Thats effort

[shrewd night]

Thats not lazy

Thats reduced

[viscid helm]

I'll just do it some sunday evening when its raid night

[shrewd night]

Tom out of left field

[viscid helm]

Tom

[shrewd oriole]

Ahahahah

Tom with the scadoosh

[quick talon]

Tom Reading Books again

[shrewd oriole]

Can’t talk about books in this chat mate

[viscid helm]

Can we get some nazi references

[shrewd oriole]

Just look to giggles modding for inspiration

Aw shit, new app

Finnish Ret Pala this will be good

[viscid helm]

Lmao

[shrewd oriole]

That last sentence hurt me

@lone junco didn’t know you were Finnish

[viscid helm]

Who the fuck raidbots every upgrade

Like who gives a shit

[shrewd oriole]

People who get an upgrade every 10 years

Cuz they’re perma benched or just do HC

this guy is fooder for fat shark’s heroic splits

[viscid helm]

What's the IG name

[shrewd oriole]

Not gonna tell you

You’re toxic

Mr ping all rogues

[viscid helm]

So hes in FSY?

[cold spoke]

@keen inlet thanks ill try those 😄

[shrewd oriole]

Social apparently

Just does heroic splits w them

Can’t believe people actually join good guilds just to do heroic splits

That’s as beta as that husband who let his son fuck his wife

[cold spoke]

people pay 400k to clear heroic raid too

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[shrewd oriole]

Guy in my guild broke his chair cuz he’s too fat

AHAHA

[quick talon]

„Guy in my guild“

[jovial kite]

tom himself

[quick talon]

Suuuuure

[quick ice]

@cold spoke we used to sell just h-argus for 400k

[shrewd oriole]

Love this attitude

If everyone does my job I don’t have to do it

🤔

[shrewd night]

I dont HAVE to switch to adds on vari, I still throw an envenom on it for giggles.

[jovial kite]

@quasi pewter

i do steps on vari

still do more than most of melee on adds

🤷🏿

[shrewd oriole]

👶 frost mages have to hold procs for me

😡 but I can’t hold cps to evis the add

[shrewd night]

Warriors should be using sweeping strikes to make up for my laziness

[shrewd oriole]

Only I matter, me myself and I

Meanwhile I do like 40% of the add damage in my guild

[viscid helm]

Me to

When PB procs

[shrewd oriole]

Lul

Nice raiding mentality

“That’s not my job if someone else can do it”

[shrewd night]

'Id rather have someone better doing it, but if neccessary Ill do it'

^Thats my mentality

[shrewd oriole]

“But complain”

As if you are not the best person in your guild cmon

[quick talon]

I don’t bother with Varia adds 🤷

Vari

[viscid helm]

I dont bother with vari

[quick talon]

You don’t bother with wow

[shrewd oriole]

I don’t bother

[viscid helm]

Im paying 100k a week

To not raid

[shrewd oriole]

Really?

Lmao

We wouldn’t clear if we gave that option

Tbh tho I don’t see a reason to clear anymore

I hope we do just aggra and argus but w/e

[fast nacelle]

sell mythic

[viscid helm]

Only if its €€

[fast nacelle]

wow for real money is nice

[viscid helm]

Gold in this game has no value

[fast nacelle]

i did it end of wotlk - end of mop during university

[midnight latch]

@jovial kite what new guild what are you talking about?

[jovial kite]

oh so it wasnt true

[shrewd oriole]

😦

Wish I could play poe

I’m so ducking bored

[viscid helm]

I heard

U ripped

[shrewd oriole]

Yeah I suicided before I left

Just went dp stupid shit

I was p pissed lol

Fucking hate family time

My entire family is

[viscid helm]

We can do tabula party at somepoint

Iwin coming as well

[shrewd oriole]

Basically think rich posh deeply religious

[vestal wren]

idk kind of didnt get into poe

[shrewd oriole]

It’s a cool game

I dig it

It’s better if someone eases you into it

[viscid helm]

Ye

[shrewd oriole]

Otherwise it feels like jumping into the deep part of the pool without help

[quick talon]

Tom when u coming back

[shrewd oriole]

Saturday

[quick talon]

Aight cool

[shrewd oriole]

So pissed

[quick talon]

:/

[shrewd oriole]

A whole week with my family

They critique everything

[viscid helm]

[quick talon]

[vestal wren]

i do like diablo/etc but poe just didnt manage to get me

[shrewd oriole]

Their kids are ducking spastics but I wear ripped black jeans

[shrewd night]

[shrewd oriole]

Poe takes longer to get into

They legit commented on my university with a tone of surprise, like how I get into a good uni

Pissed me off

[quick talon]

But it’s def worth it

Esp since it they keep adding content

[shrewd oriole]

It’s not my fault your kids go to a shit college bugger off

[quick talon]

The current league is actually interessting

[shrewd oriole]

Yeah I love the rate at which poe gets content

I didn’t tisumi no

The current league is sick

The recipes look so cool

[shrewd night]

Sounds like my dad when I told him I was opting to go into IT education

Fucker flat out laughed

[shrewd oriole]

I’m not even going to a weird course

I’m doing the most basic shit

Law

They are just surprised I got into law

Because they see me as some sort of retard

Lmao

[quick talon]

Lmao

[shrewd night]

better edit that shit

[shrewd oriole]

Nah it’s aight if I’m calling myself retard

[quick talon]

„Our little autist somehow got into law“

[shrewd oriole]

They only mind if it’s new comers

Basically

I’m a retard cuz I wear skinny jeans and meddle with the poor people

LOL

[shrewd night]

We use the term reduced nowadays

[quick talon]

I don’t

[shrewd oriole]

No joke, they’ve said stuff like that

[quick talon]

Your mom?

[shrewd oriole]

I wish

If zoie burgher was my mom I’d break both my arms

[quick talon]

Ooooooooh

[shrewd night]

Zoie burger, aka Ms Hundred Layers of Yum

[shrewd oriole]

Did you buy any of the new mystery boxes

[shrewd night]

I did

[shrewd oriole]

I bought 10

Got both chest pieces, both gloves

Might buy some more

[viscid helm]

I got full combine set

[shrewd oriole]

Lmao

How much did you spend?

[shrewd night]

I just need the sin wings so I can combine them

[viscid helm]

Just used my old points i had

700

[shrewd oriole]

Really

Wtf

[shrewd night]

stfu

[quick talon]

Flowi spending all his hard earned money 💰

O

[shrewd oriole]

Nice luck Jesus

[quick talon]

Do I even bother doing a 15 this week

[viscid helm]

No

Why get dissappointed

[prime void]

^

[quick talon]

Well

Last week got me 965 EoC

So I will probably get shit

Rest of xpac

[viscid helm]

What boss u at

[quick talon]

?

[viscid helm]

Progress

[quick talon]

Don’t ask

Aggy

[worthy thistle]

Skipped 15 last week, best decision of my life only have to login 2 days/week now

[viscid helm]

Id rather take fang

[shrewd night]

15 minutes effort

what kind of optimistic shit is that

[jovial kite]

SHEBAAAAAB

[keen inlet]

That's just steak on rice

shebab
kebab
keban

all these fancy names for basic foods

smh

[jovial kite]

its definitely kebab with rice

[worthy thistle]

Meh not worth the time tbh for one upgrade/week at this point not gonna help all the tards whi cant move out of fucking meteors on aggra anyways in the guild

[quick talon]

Well I still didn’t manage it to get any fang

[worthy thistle]

Kebab is so disgusting lul

[quick talon]

What??

It’s fucking tasty

Where u from funxz

[worthy thistle]

Just titanforge an eoc 4Head

[dense harness]

quick question, do bracers affect the same poisons as poisoned blade (in addition to bleed obviously)?

[worthy thistle]

Nah

Sweden

[quick talon]

I knew it wtfffffd

Kebab in Sweden

It’s the worst thing

[worthy thistle]

Chicken>>>>kebab

[quick talon]

It’s beyond disgusting

[keen inlet]

kebab is just steak on a stick
change my mind

[worthy thistle]

Never tried it in another country so can't confirm but probably true

[jovial kite]

Sweden is beyond disgusting

[quick talon]

Well Josy

[worthy thistle]

Agreed

[quick talon]

You can simplify any food

🍆

[calm grail]

Is that fucking iceberg lettuce and mustard and ketchup?

[jovial kite]

nope

Tomato sauce and kermaviilikastike

[calm grail]

Meat looks good , but that looks like a poor excuse for a salad.

[jovial kite]

Its the basic i aint touching that shit salad

Its not like i asked them

If you order shit you get a salad on the side

[calm grail]

It's extremely cheap and easy to make, but I love those little ginger salads you get at Japanese steakhouses.

[keen inlet]

it's all dressing tbh

literally iceberg lettuce, maybe tomato/cucumber, and ginger dressing

[calm grail]

Yep

[keen inlet]

agreed that the dressing is dongasm tho

[worthy thistle]

Eat thw tomatos and cucumber>leave the rest

[keen inlet]

I like iceberg lettuce

ez fiber

not much else but that's fine

helps fill me up

[unreal coyote]

umm

iceberg ?

for why

its just a green case for water

[calm grail]

If I'm going for real fiber, I'll just get those baby spinach leaves for my salad

My favorite said that my wife makes his salmon baby spinach with goat cheese and some balsamic.

Pretty simple

[shrewd oriole]

Why can’t I watch YouTube and be on discord at the same time

[calm grail]

Salad*

[shrewd oriole]

😠

[shrewd night]

Fiber?

[shrewd oriole]

😠

[shrewd night]

Why not eat bread

[shrewd oriole]

Bread is so fatty

[shrewd night]

:

pls no hurt

[keen inlet]

1. iceberg is cheap
2. doesn't have a flavor, so if you're tired of spinach/etc
3. iceberg keeps longer

/shrug

[jovial kite]

rye bread

is not fatty

has shitton of fibers

godtier

[shrewd oriole]

Bread is meh tier of carbohydrates

Just have rice

[jovial kite]

have you tried rye bread?

[warm parcel]

even rye bread is just carbs

[jovial kite]

and fibers

[shrewd oriole]

Yeah I have, both dark and white

[keen inlet]

carbs are fine, christ

[shrewd oriole]

It’s nice flavor but too many carbs

[keen inlet]

don't let the crossfit go to your head

[shrewd oriole]

I just get my fibers from other shit

I have a really slow metabolism, can’t eat too many carbs dude

[keen inlet]

fine, that's you

[shrewd oriole]

Other wise I go fatty

[keen inlet]

you're special

congrats

[jovial kite]

[keen inlet]

👏

[shrewd oriole]

[warm parcel]

its not xfit

[shrewd oriole]

😗

[warm parcel]

Its simply rather get energy from noncarbs

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[keen inlet]

🙄

[quick ice]

As usual #assassination talking about the important topics

[shrewd oriole]

Let’s mimic the sub channel

And not talk about anything at all

[quick ice]

Oh, I love it. Much rather complete nonsense than silence

[shrewd night]

I was thinking about eating pasta for dinner, and here yall are shitting on food

[quick talon]

Maybe just stop the

🎸🎷

[quick ice]

I had pizza for dinner

[viscid helm]

Are you callig fuu's job easy?

[shrewd oriole]

Lul

[shrewd night]

Cant eat pizza u fatty

[shrewd oriole]

Fuu has the same job as my mom

[shrewd night]

Too many calories

[viscid helm]

he wakes up in the morning, looks sub channel sees the messages

goes to bed in the night

still same messages

[shrewd oriole]

Pizza at night is actually a bad idea

[quick talon]

@vestal wren

[shrewd oriole]

For pretty much everyone

[shrewd night]

Shut up, pizza is great at all times

[keen inlet]

Everything's a bad idea

[shrewd oriole]

At lunch tho it’s Gucci

[keen inlet]

and is slowly killing you

[quick ice]

Pretty sure pizza is almost always bad for you? It's just what I had and tasty

[shrewd oriole]

Love me some pizza

I mean a proper pizza ain’t bad

Those greasy ones from Pizza Hut yeah sure

[keen inlet]

you can go hard on proteins and meats and you'll end up with intestinal cancer from the preservatives and processing chemicals they use

[shrewd night]

'proper' pizza is hella relative tho

[keen inlet]

go hard on carbs you get fat

[quick ice]

Oh good are we going to get into what can and can't go on pizza again?

[shrewd oriole]

Proper pizza =/= not Pizza Hut

[quick ice]

This was homemade

[keen inlet]

go hard on produce you go broke buying organic/local

choose your poison

[shrewd oriole]

Homemade pizza is ucking the shit

[shrewd night]

Proper pizza
doesnt live in Italy

[keen inlet]

and stfu and let other ppl eat what they want

[shrewd oriole]

The best pizza I’ve ever had

[keen inlet]

👍

[shrewd oriole]

Was actually in New York

[shrewd night]

LUL

[shrewd oriole]

(And I’ve been to Italy several times)

[keen inlet]

NY pie is a very specific style of pizza

[quick talon]

Don is losing it 😦

[shrewd oriole]

Don = /

[keen inlet]

also USA pizza is its own thing, Italians didn't invent that

rofl

[shrewd night]

USA pizza

[shrewd oriole]

Italian pasta is fucking so good

[shrewd night]

Is that the same thing as freedom fries?

[shrewd oriole]

I swear to god they must put babies in there or something cuz it’s so good

[keen inlet]

they haven't been freedom fries since Bush Jr left office 😉

[shrewd oriole]

I dream about Italian pasta

[jovial kite]

i heard it takes an american person 15 years longer to decompose than in anywhere else in the world due to preservatives and shit they put in their foods

[shrewd oriole]

LUL

[keen inlet]

p.much

big food

is going to be as big of a scandal

as big tobacco was

[shrewd oriole]

I am fat, my brain has delay

You guessed t right I’m from NA

[quick ice]

I maintain the primary ingredients of my mum's food is heroin. So addictive. May be a trait of all mother's cooking?

[shrewd night]

HAIKU

[keen inlet]

because they develop and shovel out this food, even healthy food that's been pesticide-d to oblivion etc, and there's little or no oversight

[shrewd oriole]

The main ingredient of moms food is “someone else cooking for you”

[keen inlet]

it'll be in our kids'/grandkids' time tho. movement is slow

[shrewd oriole]

You’ll find food is more enjoyable if it contains that ingredient

[lone junco]

Not finnish, but I use to run like 20 sims a week. Ive slowed down a lot cause, Im pretty geared.

it was mostly praying for more dps through sim. turns out, i just needed better gear.

[quick ice]

Noobe with the casual response to a message from several hours ago?

[lone junco]

:ponged:

[quick ice]

Oh, you were too

[shrewd oriole]

Sodium, atomic number 11, was first isolated by Humphry Davy in 1807. A chemical component of salt, he named it Na in honor of the saltiest region on earth, North America.

[lone junco]

👌

[shrewd oriole]

✓ Obesity ✓ 💥🔫 ✓ Laziness ✓ Stupidity ✓ 🌵 ✓ McDonald's ✓ Donald Trump ✓ $70k College ✓ Bad healthcare ✓ Bad food ✓ Bad music ✓ Fahrenheit ✓ Pounds ✓ Inches ✓ AMERICAN TEST PASSED

[quick ice]

As a future chemist, that sounds accurate.

[shrewd oriole]

70k, more like 250k

When I did the math for what it’d cost me to go to the states it was over 250k LUL

[ancient sonnet]

Different as an international student ofc

[shrewd oriole]

Columbia, living in New York

[lone junco]

college is like 6k *8sem. so 40-60k

[shrewd oriole]

Nice price 👍 😦

[lone junco]

doesnt count housing

[ancient sonnet]

Why would you willingly travel to us for education?

[shrewd oriole]

I chose not to but the name is worth a lot

[lone junco]

Would be a long commute to travel t UK?

[shrewd oriole]

Graduating from Columbia makes you 100% hire-able

[lone junco]

only if you plan to work heare

[shrewd oriole]

Which I would

[lone junco]

I was 100% hireable 😃

but engineering is ezpz hire

[shrewd oriole]

Graduation is hard enough

[ancient sonnet]

I mean, there's plenty of UK universities that give you that employment rate depending on degree

[shrewd oriole]

Lul

[lone junco]

they sign kids in 10th grade to coding scholarships

[quick ice]

I mean, post grad at top US university would make the academic job hunt easier

[shrewd oriole]

I’m not uk tho

I am studying there but not from there originally

[quick ice]

Compared to staying here

[shrewd oriole]

So uk was very close to us in expenses

[lone junco]

post grad however is a joke. Unless your employer pays, 🙅

[ancient sonnet]

I'm not even at a top university and I get like 95% employment rate out of my uni for chemistry

[shrewd night]

So

Tom

Tell us

Hows portugal treating you now

[quick ice]

No academic positions without PhD in my field @lone junco

[shrewd oriole]

Nice weather but I’m thankful to be going back to the UK

Missing the college life man

[lone junco]

@quick ice my condolences.

[shrewd oriole]

Tired of my family LUL

[shrewd night]

Youre missing poe

Dont kid yourself

Has nothing to do with college life

[shrewd oriole]

Lmao

[lone junco]

his mom cock blocked the 🍑

@quick ice I started in Biomedical Eng. oy. def need phd. or you are cleaning test tubes.

[shrewd oriole]

Can’t ping you Nathan but most people in my course have a job before they are even finished

Law @ kings for reference

Firms starting hunting good applicants early

[ancient sonnet]

I do chemistry at Northumbria and it's the same for us

[shrewd oriole]

🐺 they go sniffing

Europoors hating on USA ✓ on a American website ✓ with American computers ✓ on the American invented Internet ✓ watching an American made game ✓ From a country that was liberated and protected by America ✓✓✓

For you @lone junco

[ancient sonnet]

Usually companies like P and G or astrazeneker give people jobs during their final year it's lit

[shrewd oriole]

p nice, same here

[ancient sonnet]

Or you can do master's and eventually PhD at uni then often get hired by the uni

[shrewd oriole]

If youre one of the top students in the class you’ll easily have several firms contact you during your final year

[lone junco]

All Chem E i know personally, quit their corporate life making petro junk, and opened a brewery. Micro brew is small time chemist dream apparently.

thats 4 different people. but a reasonable sample size for my story.

[keen inlet]

I mean

if you have the start-up cash for a brewery

and don't expect to make a ton of money

it's a fun awy to make a living

hanging out at a place you'd likely be at anyway

(if you're a 20-to-40 something)

caveat: many regions (weirdly enough, Portland Maine being one of top 5 in country) are completely saturated by microbreweries

[lone junco]

petro sucked out their soul and handed them a fuck load of cash.

[keen inlet]

so you get investment/loans

spend your 500k-1mil on brewing equip

and slowly start working toward profit

that's not even considering if you need property to run it

[shrewd oriole]

I’d take it

Fuck load of cash for a few years, jump ship

Sounds like corporate law to me

[lone junco]

our market for coffee is high. There is a small shop with 4$ coffee and 8$ sandwiches. there are easily 60 people in there at all hours.

[manic vigil]

Tom studying law is a perfect fit imo. Ideal field for a sociopath

[lone junco]

i prefer the "stability" of engineering over dealing with people. cause custys are the worst.

but I would enjoy coffee shop

[shrewd night]

Id suck dick for a work where I dont have to handle... People.

[lone junco]

just me and my screens man.

[vernal adder]

Not fun to work as cook when you really dont like people, im not a asshole I just dont like people in a work setting 😛

[shrewd oriole]

@manic vigil true LUL

[lone junco]

I was a cook for a few years. wait staff loved/hated me.

[shrewd night]

Like, dont get me wrong, I love alot of the users I have to deal with on the reg

[lone junco]

I threw one bitches steak across the room, into the dish sink

[shrewd night]

But alot of them are so 'dumb' and expecting that I can shift mountains

[shrewd oriole]

You meanc

Like people in assa chat

[shrewd night]

No, they know I cant do shit

So they good

[shrewd oriole]

Lul

[vernal adder]

maybe im the lone wolf kinda type

[shrewd night]

All I need is me and my cat

Even though she snores

[shrewd oriole]

Hate cats

[shrewd night]

[vernal adder]

man I really need to get myself a cat

[shrewd oriole]

One time my cat slept on one of my hoodies

We no longer have a cat

Not because I killed her, but because we gave her away

[vernal adder]

I havent got one after my 17year old one died

[shrewd oriole]

But her sleeping on my hoodie definitely made me hate cats

[shrewd night]

'why do you want to give her away?'
'she slept on my comfy shit'

[shrewd oriole]

So much fucking fur

[manic vigil]

[shrewd oriole]

Everywhere

[vernal adder]

depends on the cat

[shrewd night]

Mine doesnt shed at all

🤷

[shrewd oriole]

🤷

[manic vigil]

I have two cats. Just have to make sure your sweaters don't lie around

Easy

[shrewd oriole]

I respect different tastes

Yeah dude but sometimes I leave my closet open

[shrewd night]

NO HOW DARE YOU NOT LIKE CATS

[keen inlet]

yeah that's a bannable offense tbh

[vernal adder]

I like dogs too, I just cant take care of them good enough if I got one

[shrewd oriole]

Wow

Don’t ban me cuz I don’t like cats 😦

[keen inlet]

this is a dog/cat friendly discord

[shrewd oriole]

No, this is a no hairy hoodie discord

[shrewd night]

[shrewd oriole]

I love my dog

[keen inlet]

when you know Tom's days are numbered

[vernal adder]

[shrewd night]

[shrewd oriole]

It doesn’t come inside the house which means I can choose when I interact with it

[manic vigil]

Tom has no feelings. For human beings and animals alike

At least he is consistent

[shrewd night]

What the fuck

[vernal adder]

[shrewd night]

You have a dog. You dont choose shit.

[shrewd oriole]

@keen inlet 😠

No ban pls

[gaunt moat]

give him troll role

[shrewd night]

It needs to take a shit? Welp, better walk it. It whines and bitches about food? Better feed it.

Cats are just there.

[shrewd oriole]

Yeah but it loves you

Gets excited when you get home

[vernal adder]

well they can make some noise if they want food etc

[shrewd oriole]

I’ll take a troll role if it’s pink or black colored @gaunt moat

[shrewd night]

The only sound my cat makes is its snoring

feelsgoodman

[turbid harbor]

troll btw

[gaunt moat]

it's white

[shrewd oriole]

haHAA

whites being trolls again

[turbid harbor]

doesn't it make you unable to post links or something

[vernal adder]

is it a zandalari troll btw?

[shrewd night]

Because we post so many links in ass chat

[shrewd oriole]

Blizzard give us troll racials pls

[turbid harbor]

yea

[manic vigil]

If my cat wants food and I ignore him, he knows how to make me feed him. Sometimes I feel like I'm his pet tbh He's definitely the boss

[gaunt moat]

@shrewd night images are links

[vernal adder]

cats make the owner their bitch

[manic vigil]

Yeah

[shrewd oriole]

Sounds like you’re into submission @manic vigil

[keen inlet]

unlocked allied races last night
realized race change is $25

rip me

[shrewd night]

My cat hasnt understood the link between me and food yet. It has understood the link between me walking into the kitchen and food tho.

[shrewd oriole]

The current allied racials are ass

[keen inlet]

void elf is good for spriest

[shrewd oriole]

Crack elf, goofy Tauren, edgy elf, whiter Draenei

Yeah but then you’re alliance

[keen inlet]

and my shaman is already tauren, why not go with Badass Godmode Mooseren

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[vernal adder]

Meesen

[keen inlet]

simple maths Tom

simple

m a t h

[turbid harbor]

alliance in 2k18 feels pretty bad

[shrewd oriole]

Yeah simple maths

[vernal adder]

2+2

[shrewd oriole]

Alliance =/= fun

so velf and white washed Draenei don’t exist

[turbid harbor]

it's nice that they're releasing a faction expansion when alliance has like 10 players left

[shrewd oriole]

Why go mooseren when you can be a troll

LUL

[keen inlet]

because zandalari druid

[shrewd oriole]

Why go Nightborne when you can just play belf

[keen inlet]

I don't need two zandas

[vernal adder]

really hope the zandalari racials are nice

[keen inlet]

watch them be the worst

[shrewd night]

Why go horde when you can be midgetfox

[keen inlet]

best race

[shrewd oriole]

If blizzard does that

[keen inlet]

worst racials

100% blizz move

[shrewd oriole]

They just lose so much money

P much everyone in my guild wants to go zandalari

[vernal adder]

best race in the exp by far

[naive bison]

why can't i see the class hall upgrade guy after boosting?

[shrewd night]

You still need to unlock it

[shrewd oriole]

Dunno

[shrewd night]

breh¨

[vernal adder]

I know

[shrewd oriole]

If trolls don’t have amazing dps racials blizzard is just dumb

It’s just printing cash

[vernal adder]

watch it take like 1month to unlock

[viscid helm]

dwarfs have OP racials and no one plays them

🤷

[shrewd oriole]

Cuz no one in alliance

[vernal adder]

its a dwarf

[shrewd night]

Because they look like shit

🤔

[turbid harbor]

still worse than human though?

[shrewd oriole]

If you combine looks with racials

Then everyone plays it

[turbid harbor]

for sin at least

[shrewd oriole]

If everyone plays zandalari blizzard makes tons of cash

[shrewd night]

think of all the feckers getting the heritage armor

[shrewd oriole]

Leveling in wow

[vernal adder]

I never get that, I hate lvling

[shrewd oriole]

I’m just gonna pay some sweaty nerd in my guild to level on my acc

Same guy does it every single expansion

[vernal adder]

reported

[turbid harbor]

😄

[shrewd oriole]

no report pls

[viscid helm]

this is why u have 2 accounts

main +3 alts

takes 2 rounds

[vernal adder]

ew

[shrewd oriole]

Multi boxing ahah

[turbid harbor]

i enjoy levelling 1 char asap

[viscid helm]

just leech off some group

[turbid harbor]

but more than that

is aids

[viscid helm]

level 2 toons at the same time

[shrewd oriole]

I pay some dude, he levels like 3 chars

Rogue + 2 other good classes

[viscid helm]

rogue

[vernal adder]

or force your children to lvl them

[shrewd oriole]

🤷

The don Jose way

[viscid helm]

time to play some PoE, i hope you have a great time with you're family @shrewd oriole

[shrewd oriole]

@viscid helm I hope you die

As in your character not you in real life I wouldn’t wish for the death of another human being

[viscid helm]

https://puu.sh/zB4Zo/17b513032d.jpg

[shrewd oriole]

Actually looks amazing

[vernal adder]

[shrewd night]

Whats that aura shit

[viscid helm]

manticore

[quick talon]

Nerd

[viscid helm]

are u leveling already