#assassination
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like daddys meat
I think it was something about pizza
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read it completely
Screenshot 
It's a joke Don 
Racist
Poor fuu
That's racist don
I know
my joke was better tho
I'm german
want the english version
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And crying now
well we defintly don't want the german version
It doesnt even make sense
i'd rather have no version, or at least alpha
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I haven't read it yet iwin
i think it said something about how to rise to power?
I did read it like 3 times
no he's like complaining about bad food he ate
in particular
Okay it's bs my bad
why would someone join this server just to copy paste something about bad food
I'm back bois
in german
Because it's funny?
Google translate
LOL
that was shortlived
this picture
it seems
Nice ping
so good
For the same reason they have an Asian dude without a nose as an avatar notter? Like noobe said, kids are dumb these days
Right
Well but think about it
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not true. cant blame parents for idiot kids.
@quick talon and jose's gonna have a baby... so humanity is pretty lost
Heya boiz, is 20k mastery too much these days?
ya we fokked
parents can be bad, and kids may be idiots. It not mutually exclusive
@rapid mirage no
Ight thanks yall
@rapid mirage sim stat weights, and as long as crit doesnt sneak up to the top, mastery is fine.
great my son can be dumb and it isnt my fault!
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:LUL:
Suits you
Traghd Proogle
who is that
is that a Stomped on Pringle chip?
I am the Bauchweh man
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bienveneu btw
Your post didnt even make sense
why did you join this server just to spam german copy pasta
how do I say "long live chris metzen" in german
Her
Lang lebe chris metzen
@normal plover "Lang lebe Chris Metzen"
Giggle?
She's been taking it easy for a while. Got tired of y'all bullying her about over-modding
that sounds patriotic

I kid
no way
giggle is busy creating transmogs
What does a dh tc look like?
Giggle can be a savage in the tmog chan ๐
Last shit eating ever !! Once veggietarian rice ordered with meat at the end, from the pizza all my friends and I get stomach ache and the hardness I got a Ben and Jerry's ice cream last week where I noticed the food was no longer ok and thanks rather Orange Octopus for the slight Samonellenvergiftung was at the doctor because the whole week is always so bad and I have stomach ache. I'm really mad at your bastard Bauchweh welcome you should write down
Let's press 3 buttons for a change 
girls and fashion, amirite?
what's this copy pasta ?
tmog makes you deal more dps, that is scientifically proven
with science
Deathmantle is the only true rogue set
i swear to god all iWin does is screenshot people's chat messages (out of context) to discriminate
yeah it's like speed stripes on your car, or painting it red
no way
not currently
he didn say anything since this morning tho
vaeira big words
CAN WE NOT
@neon bluff what's wrong with u ... ?
Huh?
But fuu is european
Hi, I'm new to my thief. I would like to know what are the stats to hang in priority on the stuffs. Thank you.
If you have tips to give me I am a taker.
Do not judge my english, tried google translation.
@shadow mason SIN GUIDE HERE--> http://www.ravenholdt.net/assassination-guide/ <--SIN GUIDE HERE

I got a promo code for one of the thief games for free when I bought my GPU but it was the only code that didnt work so i could never try it feelsbad
@shadow mason check the guide, but generally Mastery > Crit >> Vers >>>>>> haste
I check '^'

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hi.. is there any must have addons for assas rogues???
wa
Is thief the new spec in alpha?
Yes
and that's pretty much it, just like every other spec
In french it's voleur.. google translate say thief.. I know it's rogue.. ๐ข
@foggy coyote Weakauras, in my opinion
@shadow mason if you have a WCL that needs a look, let me know.
and then you'll need somebody's WA package. Or to make your own
J'adore un bagette
.>
Tu est bete
<.<
une baguette
I really like the one Infexious and a lot of others use if you're looking for one
wa's I mean
@keen inlet well im not making my own that is ๐ lol thanks tho..
How do you not speak English in 2018 
I never got how people can use other peoples suites. I have to always make my own- too picky
French ded language just like German
I've customized the one that infexious/nattle use quite a bit
Fk it
Mais, j'alle faisez mon breakfast? Holy fuck I need to brush up on my french
idk
but it's a good minimalist skin to start with
germans get pretty hyped up in japan
@foggy coyote go to https://wago.io/ and search rogue or assassination rogue
All running around in hoodies with some german words on it
that dont even make sense
people share their WA builds there
@quick talon wut
@shrewd night dunno where he got that ticket thing from. never saw someone selling tickets somewhere
thank you... you're too kind i'll find something
So he was lyin'!
any info if the nightborn is any good for sin rogue?
check hero dmg racial charts
@strange python It is okay exclusively for poison sin
for every other rogue spec/subspec it is the worst race, by far
yes poison build
and belf is still way better for poison
any simulations maybe?
they're up on herodamage.com
if you care enough to ask about racials dps-wise
then 7k is gonna matter
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otherwise just play the race you want
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Stop deleting your stuff noobe 
doesnt mean you can perform with 7k precision
I feel like most people asking, it won't matter for them
yea I always wanted to do 7k more dps.
the secret to get orange parses is blood elf boys.
I tried so hard and got so far
But in the end it doesn't even matter
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what was the name of that super mastery ring from m+ ?
Professional opinion: Fuck Nightborne
was posted here a while ago
Yeah they are ugly as well. Not even good copies of nelfs
Velf = decent belf (still uglier tho)
I want to say it drops from DHT
ah got it ^^ yeah ring of highborne magi
Best Legendary setup for mythic portal keeper?
If youre staying down and/or wanna pad cloak/shoulders but if youre going up whatever ST combo is best for you because thee portal adds are all that matter
@strange python You can always sim your character as other races
race="troll"
copy=dwarf
race="dwarf"
copy=human
race="human"
copy=nightborne
race="nightborne"
copy=voidelf
race="void_elf"
copy=gnome
race="gnome"
copy=goblin
race="goblin"
copy=pandaren
race="pandaren"
copy=undead
race="forsaken"
copy=nightelfDay
race="night_elf"
timeofday=day
copy=nightelfNight
race="night_elf"
timeofday=night
copy=lightforged draenei
race="lightforged_draenei"
copy=draenei
race="draenei"
copy=worgen
race="worgen"
copy=orc
race="orc"
copy=bloodelf
race="blood_elf"```
Spam 

we calmed down yet?
No.
ok brb
!trinkets
List of trinkets for each spec: http://tc.ravenholdt.net/
we calmed down yet?
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No.
Yes
ok brb
"Get off my lawn!"
No he just plays weird borderline-hentai games.

Oh wait... Flowi also doesn't play this game 
pretty good to come from cali.
Don't burn this one too
Ill just buy cheap ones. let them all last 2yrs.
i keed. paid 4$ for the 3yr warranty
swap forever.
New rig 
Hopefully it wont be DOA
Qucik question, how can i be that eye of command is simming so high?
ye. like my prius.
EoC is one of our best trinkets @surreal ibex
it happens.
Too dark?
children are disgusting
Unicorn child?
It does not just happen
A rainbow unicorn
You fucked up
Is what you mean
besies the point

cats>kids
i can look them in the bathroom
Not all cats are the same you know

my cats are awesome too
Not all cats are the same, but most are assholes
put a glass of water on the side of the table and see what happens
dogs > cats
I have known one cat that I've liked. I've only known 1 dog I haven't liked.
My cat is my boss pretty much
We caught that little fucker stalking a hawk one time.
@lone junco what card did you go with.. i'm in the same boat as you. my gpu fried and needing an economy card
He knows exactly how to get what he wants
Straight up was climbing a pine tree to hunt the hawk as big as him.
i like both cats and dogs
I like pancakes
was like 149$
Than pancakes?
Yes
Pancakes are a lot of work tbh
nice, i've been watching the market for a bit now. .lost my card before xmas. Just so crazy with the mining
Nah can buy them already done
Who dafuq microwaves pancakes
i mean #off-topic
Ur a monster
who dafuq microwaves puppies
We have 2 goldendoodles.. they hardly ever smell bad
I haven't had pancakes in years tbh
I just made some, first time in like 6 months
Why not
It's too much, I've outgrown a lot of sweets
wife makes pancakes. but ihop does the dishes
thats a bummer.

I did the GTX 1060 when I got my card last year, it works great with wow. I can play pretty decent settings except portal keeper
Not sure gfx card is holding you back there tbh
Vari is the most stressful fight for my laptop
When I turn down the settings I don't get lag so idk what it was
Only on HC do I have that issue though
I can run the game perfectly but playing my affli in an invasion plus throwing seed = rip performance
Invasions can be a problem too when there's too many people
I have an FX -8300 (I replaced them at the same time before I bough legion)
I have a buddy with a sick rig and he says it lags occasionally as well
"Thatโs our world. Thatโs all of usโeverybody you know, everybody you love, everybody you ever heard of lived out their lives there, and loves fried chickenโ โColonel Sanders probably
Fried potato
OpieOP
Why did you delete that noobe, now my message IS OUT OF CONTEXT ๐ก
Yeah noobe is a deleter
i will send nudes if you join me in channel 1

jebaited
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@gritty rain link orange logs or gtfo
I can tell by the twitch chat memes
Hello, do u know if Seal Fate works like Shadow techniques ?
It's complete crit rng
@quick talon

alright but Shadow techniques was RNG too and a wa was used to calculated when the proc had highest chance to happen so you were able to anticipate the proc and sometimes it was usefull do u know if there is such thing for Seal fate ?
Nah it's crit chance
I don't know how you mean that log was exactly backwards from angelcry. He delayed tb by more to get the tail end of kingsbane instead of using tb first. I at least thought it was the same idea as angelcry @lone junco
@midnight latch https://gyazo.com/1a55a57ad56d728ada2daba32d857451 feel you on kin garoth
Someone put this up on our wellness board at work. I haven't laughs that hard in a while.
tbh
if you're a highly suggestible person
that can actually work
just like placebos
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but yeah I'd laugh too
Just posted in basic questions, but any rogue stream recommendations? Would love some Assassination rogues
Guys in raid what are you eating? Nightborn Delicacy Plater or Sugar-Crusted Fish Feast?
I usually eat wheat thins with some easy cheese
@void star-ShiNoBi#6616 tbh I'm not sure which is technically better. But I like the vend tb Kb. Because the vend E will help push the 3env in the tb window.
@warm delta weak streams at times.
I'm eating pork and rice.
whats something good to eat for a stomach virus
Thanks @hoary copper!
crackers??
toast, crackers, rice
Always.
nightborne delicacy platter?
saltines, warm ginger ale
yeah def ginger ale but not too much
@normal plover sleep. And water.
my mother always gave me flat coke, why?
Y'all were poor
when i was sick it was gatorade mostly
it makes you want to vomit less
and ginger ale
For reals noobe
coke is good for tummies
toast.
but my coke supply is in a conference room where they're having a meeting
I mean really it's about staying very hydrated
I guess I could barge in
Coke emergency
~Rayanne, 30s before being fired
When I'm sick, I just sleep for 3days.
man that's the American reality
get sick? go to work anyway
get others sick
great society
I'm just going to the bathroom every hour and I cant eat anything
no fever or anything
at my work you get written up for using sick time
yeah. our whopping 2-3 weeks sick time, on average
hahahah
yesterday we had a group lunch and we all brought things, I brought some dessert. I hope I gave it to everyone
meanwhile EU and other places get months
back at work 2 weeks after childbirth on avg in NA
"we value families in this culture"
Lies
I was out 4 months for maternity leave but the last month wasn't paid
I had to use up all my vacation the last month
You're lucky you had the three
Get a better boss
my wife gets to use her pto and then go on short term disability
well, it's 12 weeks federal, but you arent paid, that's up to your company
Ye
for 60% pay
yeah it was 12 weeks short term disability, at like 80-60% pay
and thats only because I had a C section
otherwise it would have been shorter
lol.
I dnot know if anyone has had someone cut through their midsection but you cant walk for like 6 weeks
without hobbling
Our last child was delivered through c-section.. I have never seen something so brutal.. no wonder you can't walk
well, our son was an emergency.. ๐ฆ wasn't elected.
yeah same
@safe tiger nature then physical if you're poison
thx
@solid field did you look beyond the curtain?
Something I can never erase from my memory.
my husband did the same thing hahaha
he said he was trying not to look, but he couldnt help himself
I agree with you noobe I think vendetta tb/kb is better too.
It feels better, imo
The energy is more valuable than tail end of kb
Also less chance of losing +1 tb at end
@Bodock#2953 brutal is right man. Doctor put a knee on the table and yanked so hard. ๐
Hey, I've a question, do you use Vendetta everytime it's up or you keep it to use it with Vanish or TB or KB ?
Ill give the TBKB a go on farm next week.
@oak basalt SIN GUIDE HERE--> http://www.ravenholdt.net/assassination-guide/ <--SIN GUIDE HERE
Yes but I didn't found the answer
On mythic vari, if I would attempt to soak each marked prey, is it possible to be fast enough w/ step to not spawn an add each time?
Yes but it's not better to use it with other CD ?
Ok, that was my question, ty
vendetta is built around resetting the cooldown with relics and boots. vendetta lasts a long time so your TB and KB may lap into it.
anything with CDR needs to be used to reset
ok, ty
if you play shoulders, hold the vanish for a vendetta alingnment.
infexious playing a monk alt, nice.
hes BrM
I have 8 almost 9 110s because I'm indecisive. Now I'll have to choose again ๐ฆ
I have a few 110. but about 0.5 to 1 day played max.
best alt is holy pala
My sister had a c-section 6 weeks ago and she was fine after two days. What did those American butchers do to you @normal plover

I generally play Shaman, Rogue, and sometimes WW/Mage/Feral/Lock
@zealous dew so far pretty easy. once i figured out i could bop grevious.
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dps is pretty strong
I have a hpal, I just am too slow reaction to be a good healing
kill those blobs boys
Holy Pala fun? The only healer I never played
It was god mode in wod. I dont like the mastery or meta for legion tbh.
but. its not geared enough. always a really shitty healer when under geared.
i got velen's today!
Flash Shock done.
on my 880 pala
wod equiv was like a 12M flash now.
disc is hard now. was a monkey spec before
There's something satisfying about holy shock crits
Indeed
I dont like dawn, but It is nice for 5man.
5% health? HOLY SHOCK! back to full
freaking hate only having 2 radiance charges now
so for sin do you kingsbane first then last 8 seconds apply toxic blade or toxic blade off cd and kingsbane?
I like disc for 5 man but I struggle in raids
I miss exorcism. dont like melee for cstike
SIN GUIDE HERE--> http://www.ravenholdt.net/assassination-guide/ <--SIN GUIDE HERE
@thick kettle most just hammer them on cd. the tail buff is a wash at best
(Stolen)
I can do ok in raids but only on fights where there is raid damage spaced out well for radiance and evang cd
otherwise I just say fuck it and play holy
Holy is so boring
interesting
Do i give up a 965 ilvl relic with bad traits for a 945 with master alchemist?
ilvl doesnt really matter for relics. good traits first, then get better ilvl with good traits
use relic compare
and given that I've got 3 (4?) shadow leggos I doubt I'm gonna heal on priest anytime soon
Yea man thnx
if you dont want to sim, just get vendetta/Balancedblades/Masteralchemist.
could be a loss if you just yolo it.
Dumb question, should I use toxic blade off cooldown, or always wait for a KB lineup?
scroll up like 20min
lol
and probably like 20min after that
and then again like 20 min after that
Hello fellas
newest green boy here
I can't get the bot to work
It's almost always broken
MA is considered bad now?
no
i knew it was low prio, but didnt think it actually fucked things up
only if you have 2
without boots
and have shoulders
it causes isues with cd lineups or something, check the discussion about it in tc
fuck me
our main hpala had to miss raid
gotta b ring a new healer 170 pulls in
FEELS
GOOD
MAN
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@unborn root TB hits for like 1 to 3 million. delay it too much, and you miss out on casts for the fight.
so just mash it. Once you have a 97% - 99% and want to do better there is stuff to min/max
I read that and i'm like i'll always just smash it, because i'll never be a 97-99
by ilvl is fine. or within a few % of your sim dps.
just follow guide
SIN GUIDE HERE--> http://www.ravenholdt.net/assassination-guide/ <--SIN GUIDE HERE
yea the guide is solid
Yeah, I read through once in a while
I dont want to shit up a real channel with questions
thats what the transmog channel is for :^)
Fuu is over there, for sure.
I am still outlaw
But I broke the bot after trying !spec shadowblade
Yep, still broken, plus I'm playing enhance shaman atm, trying to get it ready for mythic progression
sub is a real channel ! (and spec)
lies
<fuu sits in the corner of your room and reminds you that you suck at sht>
thanks fuu
only sht ๐ค
ayy
did I tell you that you were in my dream a few weeks back after i tried sub again
you need to ask @midnight latch to teach you how to poison bomb
o7
XD
Fuu being a bully ๐ค
I should find an old sub log. vanish chepahot dfa
rofl

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var down
https://snag.gy/a7hOIu.jpg
kill ieett
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Ill take some shocklights if they are up for grabs.
should i...?
@dire spoke only need a tiny haste for snd. so prob wasted there too.

I use my 965 Argus Crit/Haste neck in SnD. Also rock that 72% Mastery atm lol
I read HP in Elementary through Middle School IIRC
So fairly old cause that was what, 15 years ago?
my 20yr hs reunion is this year. ugh
Yeah first book came out when I was 4.
I was 12 when the second harry potter came out
You've only got 7 years on me.
@stark heart you're a disgusting person
also, my iron relic is 985 MAlch with mastery and balanced blades
so i guess we're equally fucked
@exotic glen https://clips.twitch.tv/NaiveExquisiteMonitorANELE
I thought you would be happy for your brother rogue
yo guys, is it still worth to FoK at coven since the PK nerf?
Damn that Feint on point.
"I was lagging"
@midnight latch is going to post that clip every minute of something
As is tradition.
well if I created a meme so be it
welcome to the club
Don't die.
don't die
leave raid
I mean my deadly poison on coven pull has 92 views
Reroll Aff
@dire spoke make room for a ranged

@dire spoke play with thugee to get garrote reset
split urself on lightning adds to the 4 walls
you mean play t20 2p?
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luckily we have dk tank
ehm, I need help. I'm like, brand, brand like completly new to rouges, I chose assasination as a spec, wheres the assasination artifact weapon?
In your hands.
Looks like you did it?
but how do I complete the quest then
yeah, I boosted a character, I have a quest to choose one tho
but, I want to play assasination tho
If you want to play Sin, then play Sin. That is for getting the other specs' artifacts.
Like any other class.
You said you picked Sin, so you have Sin.
Did you use the 110 boost or 100 boost?
110
Did you not inspect yourself and see you had the Kingslayers already? Or
derp im dumb nvm I was never here
@midnight latch gonna share that clip with our healers
I guess
because thats something i would do 100%
Welcome to rogue though. You'll enjoy life till Coven.
Any way to increase procs of poison bomb?
Sacrifice a virgin before every pull.
pray everyday
Lol
Any good video that explains the spec fully that you would recommend?
Blind works well on coven, at least for easier difficulties
cause my mind is still like poof
SIN GUIDE HERE--> http://www.ravenholdt.net/assassination-guide/ <--SIN GUIDE HERE
@exotic glen ๐
Not really any up-to-date videos that I would trust AFAIK @fossil zealot . The guide Arthodar linked is a good place to start though for a general explanation of how the spec plays.
aight, but what does "sin" stand for?
....assassin
Uh Sass Sin
oh
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im like completely new to rougues
its better than Ass
Nothing is better than ass
lol
@fossil zealot if you read icy veins. . . its fine. just then read our guide and forget all the rotational stuff they mention.
they cover the talents and skills well enough.
what about rotation tho?
Also on that guide
ah ok
most guides on icy veins are written by like the same 3 people
that I linked
so they only know most of the basics
There are some guides that are written by the smart people, like priests and hunters and hpal
Wordup does well with some of them, I know he does I think sham
He does the DH one too
I know the priest ones are written by the H2P people, and the hunter ones by Azorth.
@wise frigate ๐ข
on one hand, I love getting into new classes cause it's fun, but on the other hand I hate it cause I have to start all over and learn everything new :P
On IcyVeins, you dramatic hoe @gaunt moat
it's also my first dps class, I have a brewmaster as my main 945
Your guide is good too. ๐
i'm moving my guide to icy veins bye
do that
Notter can write things?
500$ a month though
his guide is not good
Oh jeez please don't make us link to IcyVeins.
Its for an advanced audiance
nayas youtube guides are in the works btw
You can do other things for that money a month too
wow
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naya wants everyone to hate him
Oh shit we'll get to see the Vanish Cheap Shot in action? @jovial kite
more than they already do
i love him
even more?
@gaunt moat what do you mean they dont already?
@midnight latch im focusing all my hate on you so you finally are happy
ill let you in on a secret
Naya is a prime example of an elitist
laughes at others, then he cheap shot out of vanish
Has Naya mastered the Anti meme?
guys I finally found coca cola in my office
I will be the villian you need, but not the one you deserve ๐ค
you need spesific rng manipulation
@normal plover I read that as cocaine...I need sleep.
lmao
thats toxic @gaunt moat
cocaine in the office would work too
dont think anyone here does coke
Or maybe my roommates need to not be doing cocaine in the house as often so I'm not thinking about it.
but what do I know
@normal plover did you check the expiration date?
do I try to multi rup on coven?
ya
I dont see a date on it
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oh jul 2018
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@dire spoke yes
just... don't kill your team if you got electricity debuff
so everyone rages on why I do that
go
2018 is still fresh
how fresh
our former raidleader / ret โฟ pally quit mid raid today, he hadnt worked for 3 years, now he has work for 3 hours a day and he dont have the energy to raid anymore.. so he quit

Lul
idk working for 3 hours would just mess with taxes
irl?
i think he might be disabled
what a twat, i work 9-11 hours a day and still raid
I quit raid last night but that's cause my new meds made me so restless I couldn't sit still for more than a minute before having to get up and walk around.
โฟ pally indeed
Not like my guild needs me tho.
I need you
I mean he plays ret, probably is @jovial kite
Don't lie to me.
is there a good relic comparison/calculator like the the one in the sub channel?
I work 2 hours a day and I can barely manage to play my affl properly!1111
Nobody needs me. 
shut up birb
well
the fuck is this
better Keep Yourself Save in that case
self comfort seeking channel?
I "work" for 8, but only 2 hours of that is actually work, rest is being here
are we on some instagram of a 14y old girl rn orr?
give birb a hug
@exotic glen wut
yes
his roommates did him dirty
I work full time and try to handle a 2 year old and I definitely dont have enough time to raid but I do anyway
snorting coke off a hooker on his table
healers are tilted because we're wiping
It wasn't a hooker, Master. Was just a binder.
@midnight latch wahts your char name?
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oh.. ok so his roommate was the hooker doing coke on his table
Wouldn't surprise me if she's a hooker tbh.

i dont fuck around XD
lol
slide in with a dick pic
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8==D
O _O"
8=d
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now i really dont reveal my char name
holi sheit
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@exotic glen Go to the hospital your dick is fucked.
hahaha, i just wanna go look at your gear. See the guys talk about your char alot
@midnight latch m8, did @gritty rain ever send you nudes?
rogue="Nayastrasza" ๐
@quick talon did not get the nudes
Scott Sterling?
@jovial kite legendary naya
me neither..
no naya
@quick talon we got baited
which server is it on?
no, naya* @wise frigate
"I want to build a wall made out of that man's face."
Someone was a tease. Promising pics and then nothing.
Aszhara Eu
thannks
next time people have to send nudes beforehand
my rigue has the best name - yourexgf
My rogue HAD the best name. Till it got reported.
youre x gf ?
youre
RIP Beanflick.
haha your ex gf
I too had a name reported, Adolf Critler
why would you report that







