assassination

[spare cloud]

Disgusting

[shrewd night]

That's the epitome of spy tho

[hazy beacon]

I am the one that gives our rogues bops on 1st boss and LoHs on every Cheat Death

I am your friend, martians

[hexed dock]

spit on the false queen

[slim estuary]

whats the sin aoe rotation for eonar and HC?

[hexed dock]

spit on the paladin spy

[tranquil birch]

If your rogue needs a bop..

[shrewd night]

We need bops?

[tranquil birch]

You should find a new rogue

[hazy beacon]

my rogues suck ass and that's why I'm seeking for help here

[spare cloud]

They should seek help here

and be referred to the pins

[shrewd night]

^^^^^

[tranquil birch]

Lol

[hazy beacon]

That sounds great. Cheers!

[old sphinx]

that ugandan knuckles meme is so outdated and overused ... it hurts everytime I see it

[hazy beacon]

but tbh all my questions about rogues were for myself, not them

[spare cloud]

clicking sounds

[shrewd night]

my rogues suck. So I'm going to do their work for them

[hexed dock]

sorry cyber

show ma da wae of your memes

[shrewd night]

I'm on phone so all my posts are delayed hahaa

[hazy beacon]

my alt got shoulders and bracers in 2 legendary tokens in a row. So I'm going to master my favourite alt

[shrewd night]

Stfu

Get out

Paladin spy

Heretic

[spare cloud]

[slim estuary]

whats the sin aoe rotation for eonar and HC?

[old sphinx]

[viscid helm]

Afk

[old sphinx]

there's no rotation

[shrewd night]

Fok

Since repeat

[hazy beacon]

and then

[hexed dock]

setup an altar for poisonbomb

[old sphinx]

you just pop trinkets and hope for pb

[slim estuary]

do you just fok will your poisons are on them or continue to do it

[hazy beacon]

and you win

[spare cloud]

20 Minutes before your raid starts you go and sacrifice your neigbours cat

[old sphinx]

while spamming

[shrewd night]

I don't know. What would you do in m+?

[spare cloud]

and then afterwards you pray to the god

[hexed dock]

light some candles

[hazy beacon]

sacrifice your paladin

[shrewd night]

These are like a new level of silly questions

[old sphinx]

holy shit, I just noticed you can see what i'm listening to

[spare cloud]

Not only see

[shrewd night]

Huehuehue

[old sphinx]

internet is a scawy place

[spare cloud]

I'm listening with you 😉

[shrewd night]

Your audio porn is with us now

[tranquil birch]

I mean you had to enable the spotify integration with discord yourself

[hazy beacon]

cooperative ASMR porn listening

thank you html 5.0

[old sphinx]

ye but I dont really remember doing it

xD

[exotic glen]

what the fuck is this music lmao

[old sphinx]

what ? FIGHT ME BITCH

[gilded lark]

[jovial kite]

[old sphinx]

[shrewd night]

[old sphinx]

dead channel

[shrewd night]

You're a dead channel

[viscid helm]

Dead game, what do you expect

[old sphinx]

@shrewd night no look sir you see, im a dead poison class --> Different

[shrewd night]

But that is a direct cause for a dead channel

[jovial kite]

nope

[old sphinx]

🤔

[jovial kite]

Bleed is king

Long live the king

[shrewd night]

Alas. We can always trust survival will be below us on dead channel list

Get out

[jovial kite]

But im already here

[compact lodge]

[jovial kite]

Now bow before the bloody 🍆

[gilded lark]

no chat in surv channel for over 2 hours

it checks out

[old sphinx]

@jovial kite I dont think so, you hold no power here !

[jovial kite]

Silence plebian

[old sphinx]

You shall perish with the rest of your kin

[jovial kite]

My 🍆 is bigger than yours

[shrewd night]

[old sphinx]

I do not fear big 🍆

[jovial kite]

It feeds off of BLOOD, the lifeline, unlike your poison dongrr

[old sphinx]

what even is that emoji fuckin catplant

better call it pussyplant

[shrewd night]

It's bigger than yours.

[old sphinx]

ewww what's that

[shrewd night]

Non png emoji gtfo

[old sphinx]

which fkin server has a non png emoji

fkin leaving that shithole

[civic palm]

Best Headline I have read all day;

Someone Is Sending Amazon Sex Toys to Strangers. Amazon Has No Idea How to Stop It.

[old sphinx]

[civic palm]

       _>"

[south coyote]

Got a question, i have insignia of ravenholdt but when is it better to use fan of knifes and when is it better for me to just mutilate ?

[old sphinx]

imagine the awkwardness when you get it

[shrewd night]

Rotation doesn't change

[civic palm]

Well if it's a sex-toy you would use but never bought one out of w/e reason... free sex toy!!

[south coyote]

👌🏽 thanks bud

[civic palm]

SO, I've a list of things I need to do tomorrow, what FOOD should I eat tomorrow? (totally on topic)

[nova pagoda]

taco bell

[old sphinx]

I mean, as a Man i'f feel goddamn awkward if my gf saw me getting a sextox from amazone

[shrewd night]

I'm so glad you out emphasis on food my dude

[civic palm]

Making beef jerky over the weekend > _> very excited.

[old sphinx]

@civic palm how bout pizza

[civic palm]

Hey look if your girl doesn't wanna pleasure you > _> that's on her.

More interesting food, Taco Bell and Pizza... I am not 16.

though Taco Bell is still valid > _>

[old sphinx]

hei hei hei no age restriction on pizza

[shrewd night]

I'm not either but I'll still gobble down a pizza as like in 13

[civic palm]

Look I get hay hay hay but not hei hei hei

[shrewd night]

Bitconneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeect

[old sphinx]

I'm not referring to the meme

[civic palm]

Yeah but Pizza is like the default choice when you don't know what you want.

[prime void]

Hi frends

New sin rogue here

What's better, bleed or poison ?

😉

[old sphinx]

well sir

to put it simply

[quick ice]

bloison

[civic palm]

and then you still didn't get the thin crust ham/pineapple/jalapeno and fucked up.

[quick ice]

bleeson

[shrewd night]

Kys. Keep yourself simmed.

[old sphinx]

🍆 is masterrace

[exotic glen]

triggered

[civic palm]

@prime void Read this vvv

[quick ice]

eggplant on pizza could totally work

[shrewd night]

Soggy eggplant

[civic palm]

Roast that shit you fucking caveman.

[old sphinx]

what

[civic palm]

The local joint in the area has gone down hill dramatically over the years, so pizza is a no-go.

and I ain't making it myself I already need to micro this jerky.

[old sphinx]

burn the witch , eggplant on Pizza :ree:

[shrewd night]

Who says you need to get local pizza wtf

[old sphinx]

ugh now thaat emote is gone

[shrewd night]

[old sphinx]

lemme just copy that 😏

[exotic glen]

im so glad my local pizzaria is just fucking lit 🔥

[civic palm]

My local...

uhhh...

KFC... is pretty dope.

[old sphinx]

KFC Pizza

[civic palm]

Since they have to compete with a Bojangles that is within spitting decent.

[shrewd night]

Wtf is a bojangles

[nova pagoda]

hello

[old sphinx]

some ugandan shit i guess

[civic palm]

This has become pathetic but understandable.

[shrewd night]

Sounds like some Australian 🎸 shit

[civic palm]

It really does.

[old sphinx]

mhhh ye i can see that

@nova pagoda hello

[civic palm]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bojangles'_Famous_Chicken_'n_Biscuits

[quick ice]

@shrewd night I feel like I should be insulted? Bojangles has nothing to do with us

[civic palm]

They effectively do w/e KFC does but better.

Ya'll nerds probably don't even know what Biscuitville is either.

[shrewd night]

[civic palm]

or Cheerwine.

but you might know where I live now.

[quick ice]

these sound like made up things 😐

[frozen pecan]

Murica food lul

[civic palm]

Most things sound made up.

I mean Biscuitville at least makes sense.

What does SONIC serve?

[viscid helm]

NA people

🤢

[civic palm]

Yeah cuz EU is miles better.

Fuck off with that.

[old sphinx]

are those really american brands?

[patent topaz]

Poison bomb top damage on hc dogs. Too bad we only stack them for bl

[old sphinx]

I mean

[civic palm]

Bojangles, Cheerwine, and Biscuitville are all Southern American brands, yes.

[old sphinx]

that's pretty uhhh creative

[shrewd night]

Fuck off with your doggo shit. I'm still salty about not having any better than normal trinket.

[civic palm]

You sell biscuits, put it in the name, don't need to be fancy with it.

[clear fog]

are vendeta boots any good ?

[old sphinx]

ye

[civic palm]

Sure.

[spare cloud]

📌

[old sphinx]

👀

[exotic glen]

is sephuz any good btw

[civic palm]

Hey I know better than to leave that there 😛

read

[old sphinx]

📌

[jovial kite]

What is this babyrage s

[exotic glen]

📌

[jovial kite]

people got triggered over proven inferiority?

Who woulda thunk

[old sphinx]

somehow i feel like these pushpin emojis are toxic af

[civic palm]

How about that one?

[shrewd night]

Deal with it

[old sphinx]

🥄 you

[jovial kite]

Thats toxic

[civic palm]

Quite.

Get the jackboots in here.

[jovial kite]

🔨 please

[civic palm]

Clean this mess up.

[exotic glen]

do i play prydaz on normal garothi

[jovial kite]

wew

👀

[old sphinx]

flowi

[exotic glen]

rekt flowi

[quick ice]

we have a don emoji? amazing

[jovial kite]

[quick ice]

the eyepatch changed sides

[frozen pecan]

mirrored cuz copyright

[old sphinx]

copyrighting memes 🤔

[frozen pecan]

it's 2k18

[old sphinx]

fair enough

[civic palm]

Yeah well we're not in China so you gotta worry about DMCA.

[old sphinx]

tscheina

[civic palm]

Some fuckers wanna claim that the increased EXP in dungeon leveling is somehow worse than it was within the past week... WTF.

[jovial kite]

Shills

[civic palm]

For the... level boosters... yeaaaaaaaaah.

[jovial kite]

now you actually have to play

[shrewd night]

What if he never intended in throwing shade on China but on some chick called Tanya 🤔 ?

[civic palm]

Yeah why the fuck would you wanna play the game?!

Why can't I just spend a stupid amount of money to boost to max level?

Oh WAIT.

[jovial kite]

But i agree its slower

[old sphinx]

mind = blown

[civic palm]

I mean it's faster.

Then yesterday.

[viscid helm]

The New leveling system is retarded

[civic palm]

But the clearing is slower, obviously.

than*

[old sphinx]

ye ye and we're all autistic we know

[civic palm]

then? then than

People whined about the RAF nerfs as well, as if you skipping the entire leveling experience is somehow reasonable.

[frozen pecan]

trying to figure out what RAF means 🤔

[civic palm]

DJ Shadow - Nobody Speak reminds me of the good old days > _>

recruit a friend

royal air force works as well

[crystal fox]

glad i never have to level another char from lower than 100 unless i want heritage armor

[civic palm]

out of context though

[old sphinx]

radicallyAutisticFucks

[civic palm]

Why not Radical?

[shrewd night]

Heritage armor tho. I need it.

[frozen pecan]

or red army fraction

[civic palm]

iNeedVelfArmor

Tomorrow.

[jovial kite]

rapistsamokfucking

[civic palm]

ehhh.. Friday probably.

[old sphinx]

where is the r

[civic palm]

No but seriously, DJ Shadow - Nobody Speak is excellent.

[old sphinx]

oh

lol

:autism

[jovial kite]

Yep

[exotic glen]

chat is moving so fast no one will see im gay

[shrewd night]

2018. Artist name includes DJ.

[jovial kite]

Get rekt

[shrewd night]

What is this

[civic palm]

DJ Shadow is OG as fuck.

[exotic glen]

chat is moving so fast that screenshot will be gone soon

[old sphinx]

have you heard of DJ BOBO ?

[civic palm]

Guys been DJing since like 89.

[old sphinx]

He's the real OG

[jovial kite]

Rjd2

[civic palm]

The video for the above song is also fucking excellent.

[old sphinx]

btw how's your avatar baiting working out for ya ?

got dem dms ?

[civic palm]

The last thing I am trying to do is bait DMs.

WHO DAT CAT IN YO PIC BOI?!

[frozen pecan]

Can I slide in your DMs?

[old sphinx]

its a boi BOI !!!1!!!

[frozen pecan]

dick pics inc

[civic palm]

Listen here you DMing fuck.

I am not going to open my DMs.

[frozen pecan]

Too famous?

[shrewd night]

Rude

[civic palm]

I see you.

[old sphinx]

[civic palm]

Someone wanna help him?

[shrewd night]

I'm just a nice guy. Why do you have to go for chads? Typical Asians.

[old sphinx]

ded inside

not able to help

[exotic glen]

pls respond

[frozen pecan]

can't drive

[wind rain]

how do you parse well on m coven? just rupture both bosses, fok when you can hit both?

[shrewd night]

Depends

[exotic glen]

still mutilate

[shrewd night]

Lfr or nah?

[civic palm]

He said Mythic you fucking spaz.

[shrewd night]

Oh

Uh

[frozen pecan]

lul

[viscid helm]

Poison bomb

[shrewd night]

Pray for pb

[wind rain]

the tanks run around so fuckin much tho

[civic palm]

the dream and the truth

[viscid helm]

Are the tanks retarded perhaps?

[wind rain]

probs

[old sphinx]

yes

[wind rain]

both guardian druids

[civic palm]

or inexperienced.

[viscid helm]

There is no need for movement

Also have a DPS tank

[civic palm]

THRASH THRASH THRASH rDrood

[viscid helm]

One of the bosses doesnt melee

[shrewd night]

The only reason I choose to change bosses is because tanks goes to africa during storm and other boss is closer.

[wind rain]

yea ive suggested that but they dont want to for some reason

[civic palm]

Purple boss doesn't melee.

No 3 tank strat?

[old sphinx]

is your tank a bird of passage ?

Have never heard of tanks going to africa

seems interesting

i'm intrigued

[wind rain]

even worse on aggramar

[civic palm]

Africa is about where the casters are standing.

[wind rain]

other rogue went sub because he was gettin tilted

[old sphinx]

So casters = flamongos ?

[frozen pecan]

tanks went to africa in 1940

[old sphinx]

sub on m coven

[civic palm]

M E L E E on C O V E N

_>

[old sphinx]

[shrewd night]

C V E N

[old sphinx]

our furry warrior off tanked the shadow bitch on heroic, so he was relevant

the rest

well

[civic palm]

ha

[shrewd oriole]

that's how you get the best logs

https://www.warcraftlogs.com/reports/mYAWj2Mb8NDcZywf#fight=40&view=replay

[old sphinx]

poisonbomb

[civic palm]

Wish our tanks kept them that close > _>

[frozen pecan]

that's actually pretty sweet to watch

poor blachel 😭

[shrewd oriole]

dunno what the fuck blachel was doing

[civic palm]

haha

[shrewd oriole]

he didnt even die how did he do 1.4M lul

[civic palm]

Netflix and Raid

Though even then, dunno.

[frozen pecan]

he didn't really swap between the bosses like you did

[old sphinx]

what the fuck are your locks doin btw ?

[shrewd oriole]

look at the previous fight, he was doing only 200k underme

idk this was just a pug

[exotic glen]

fuuuuuuuuuuuuck

[worthy thistle]

Look at the difficulty

[old sphinx]

FUCK

GIMME THAT

[shrewd oriole]

wtf

[faint vale]

@gaunt moat drop the ban hammer

[shrewd oriole]

did you get that?

[worthy thistle]

Not mine 😟 buddy linked me

[shrewd oriole]

that's fucking illegal jesus christ titan forging is a dumb fucking system

[frozen pecan]

holy shit

[worthy thistle]

Mine is only 955 socket rip

[exotic glen]

this is upsetting

[shrewd oriole]

probably some fucking mouth breather

[worthy thistle]

Ye from a fucking 6

[shrewd oriole]

who can hardly press his buttons

got the best trinket in the game pretty much

[worthy thistle]

Speed socket

[shrewd oriole]

titan forging tilts me

i was like this | now i'm like this \

[old sphinx]

:0

[frozen pecan]

so much rng in this fuckin game nowadays

[civic palm]

I go like /

fall over onto my keyboard

in disgust.

[shrewd oriole]

like

ion can say

[civic palm]

| / __ .... fuck

[shrewd oriole]

"yes lfr players can get good gear but doesnt matter since the rest of their gear is bad"

[civic palm]

That is true though.

[shrewd oriole]

fuck yes it does matter

[civic palm]

a nice trinket does shit for a shitter

[shrewd oriole]

it tilts me to see shit players with good loot

you dont deserve it

[civic palm]

Meh.

That loot is the only nice thing they will ever have.

Though they don't do high enough keys to see a 985 piece of shit from the chest either.

Soooo > _>

[shrewd oriole]

they dont deserve anything nice

[old sphinx]

[civic palm]

We got a fucking Kim in here > _>

[slim estuary]

fish feast or lavish feast better?

[civic palm]

Do the math with your weights

[old sphinx]

do you not use nightborne anymore ?

[shrewd oriole]

asking me?

[old sphinx]

it's 375 mastery | nah i more mean like genereally "does one not use nightborne anymore"

[shrewd oriole]

i thought you meant the race

[old sphinx]

delicacy platter

or w/e it's callled

[rugged urchin]

Hi guys. Do we have any function to get log analysis done on the class discord?

Feel like I could do with some pointers.

[patent topaz]

969 equipped and I sim for 2.05m 🤔

[old sphinx]

in the guide there's a guide for log analysis

@patent topaz so ?

[patent topaz]

Low as heck

[old sphinx]

meh

checked stats ? checked gear ?

did optimization ?

[patent topaz]

I expected 6 average ilevel increase would be more than 100k

[old sphinx]

I mean I simmed around 2.02 at 963 equipped

[quick ice]

pantheon trinkets how many etc has an impact btw

[old sphinx]

yeah

[patent topaz]

My vers is pretty high because my gear was optimized for sub

[quick ice]

because there's no set number people use

[old sphinx]

995 Panth trinket today

[gilded lark]

time to reroll snd

[patent topaz]

My mastery with shoulders bracers is around 170

[quick ice]

my snd still sims slightly lower than regular rtb 😦

[old sphinx]

wha t

[gilded lark]

it shouldn't with panth trinks

[old sphinx]

my snd sims slightly lower than my sin

[gilded lark]

snd is fucked with panth trink lol

spec literally carried by trinkets since NH

[old sphinx]

also I have a shitload of haste gear that I could equip for snd

[gilded lark]

you want more crit/vers than haste for snd

[patent topaz]

155 mastery actually, swapped some pieces after i got a 980 cloak from mythic and helm from high command

[old sphinx]

so with 995 panth it'll probably overtake snd

[gilded lark]

unless something changed

[old sphinx]

feelsSNDMan

[gilded lark]

i wonder if panth trink procs off outlaw mastery

snd 100% mastery build

50% panth trink dmg

easy

[shrewd oriole]

What the heck

How do you sim 2.09 at 969

[gilded lark]

being bad

[old sphinx]

*having bad gear

[patent topaz]

Not optimized pretty much

[old sphinx]

it's not like his skill has anything to do with sims

[shrewd oriole]

Pretty bad gear yeah

[patent topaz]

https://worldofwarcraft.com/en-gb/search?q=Grizzled

Started playing assa last week on portal keeper progress

[old sphinx]

gimme that fuckin collar

holy moly

[hardy bluff]

985 with avoid dropped on heroic clear last night

[shrewd oriole]

Jesus Christ that versa and that haste

Pretty crazy how just different stats increase your dps so much

I’m 200k dps above you at 971

[old sphinx]

but his haste is totally fine ...

the versa tho

[shrewd oriole]

No he has two haste pieces

[patent topaz]

Good gear for sub

[shrewd oriole]

That’s two more than what it should be

LUL

yeah decent stats for sub

[old sphinx]

true that but 5% is just about ok

[patent topaz]

But sub sims about the same with 2p2p

[shrewd oriole]

Tho you’d have to use leggo gloves and take out that helm for tier

You really really aim to no haste gear

Haste is really bad

[patent topaz]

But it is harder to pull off sub

Well, have to use what I got

[old sphinx]

yo tom you can't go completely without haste

and still have 4pc

it's impossible

[shrewd oriole]

2.4%

From shoulders and bracers

[old sphinx]

and hands

[shrewd oriole]

You don’t need tier hands

[patent topaz]

Dont care too much. Still do well compared to my raid

[shrewd oriole]

???

[patent topaz]

And progress is slow

[gilded lark]

in cyber's world, bracers are tier

[shrewd oriole]

Yeah his math was off there

You need that 5 piece tier

[gilded lark]

6-1=4

thinker

[shrewd oriole]

Damn dude I was playing without 4 piece this whole time and I didn’t even notice?!11 Kappa

[gilded lark]

hidden 5p bonus

bumps pb proc chance to bfa alpha levels

[old sphinx]

uuups

mega autism

[gilded lark]

yeah

[shrewd oriole]

Tier gloves aren’t bad

Tier gloves + aggra pants is just slightly below tier pants and coven gloves

[spare cloud]

A tier piece is only as strong as its weakest stat

[gilded lark]

[patent topaz]

Did 2.5m on hc dogs, only stacked for bl. PB top damage by 10m.

Balanced

[spare cloud]

Must be because you maxed Alchemy

[old sphinx]

can you get more than 7 Malch btw ?

[gilded lark]

cyber don't do this

[patent topaz]

Think it was 16% of my damage

[gilded lark]

take some time, collect your thoughts

[old sphinx]

can't stop when I'm in megaautism mode

[gilded lark]

[jovial kite]

So you never stop

[old sphinx]

^^^^^

jk

I'm fine now

[shrewd night]

Ayyyy Tom is here

Better hide else we'll all quit

[spare cloud]

Rude

[shrewd night]

His fault for being toxic 😠

[old sphinx]

r o o d

[spare cloud]

I'm calling the police

[shrewd night]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiNRIR8tjFc

[strange python]

Any suggestions why I have 65 on itemlvl?
https://www.warcraftlogs.com/reports/RNWQp7av2jytHdMk#fight=11&type=summary&start=5030707&end=5199409&source=15

Don't have pantheon trinket and better mastery gear.

[old sphinx]

what do you mean why you have 65 on itemlvl ?

[strange python]

Blue logs

Ilvl%

[frozen pecan]

You want to know why you parsed blue?

[strange python]

Yea

[viscid helm]

?

[old sphinx]

I mean

[viscid helm]

Obviously cos you didnt play good

[old sphinx]

....

[shrewd night]

Id help you

[old sphinx]

https://www.warcraftlogs.com/rankings/17#boss=2069&bracket=20&difficulty=4&class=Rogue&spec=Assassination look at this

[shrewd night]

But fuck doing that with a RU client

[old sphinx]

they're 400k above you

[strange python]

I see

[old sphinx]

rank 400 is at 2'192'650 dps

[gaunt moat]

@viscid helm WHAT

[quick ice]

@shrewd night there's a big huge "translate" button

[shrewd night]

They added that?

Oooh sweet

[strange python]

My deadly poison damage pretty low. Envenom above.

[quick ice]

😃

[viscid helm]

@gaunt moat ?

[old sphinx]

you spamm pinged him a couple of hours ago

[gaunt moat]

last time i forget to put on DND

what did you want

[shrewd night]

@strange python Id bet thats because you dont have 7/7 malch

[little crow]

hey guys, i got the vendetta boots on my rogue alt today and was wondering which combination is better. shoulders + wrists or wrists + boots? only lookd at warcraftlogs and its kinda mixd

[gilded lark]

[jovial kite]

🤣

@gaunt moat

[old sphinx]

kys ( keep yourself simmed)

[strange python]

Well. Thanks. Will try to do better next time.

[shrewd night]

@strange python Try to pop your second pot later so it lasts the entire execute

[viscid helm]

I blame Lorentz

He wanted to test something

[strange python]

@shrewd night, yeah. I'm basically forgot about second pot sometime. Just using them not very good. Thanks

[prime void]

@strange python Your pb damage was low and your had shit concordance procs. Just a shit rng pull.

also, 2:40 fight- probably didnt have too long of an execute phase

[solid citrus]

which add on argus do you kill for assas?

[shrewd oriole]

Holy

[solid citrus]

is it nature?

or phys

[prime void]

I'm with tom on this one

Holy.

[strange python]

@prime void thanks.

[shrewd oriole]

Honestly if it’s 2k17+1 and you’re not wearing the upper karazhan rig that does flat 50k damage to do 100k damage to the shadow add on heroic argus, what are you even here for?

[old sphinx]

kek

[stark heart]

@olive crow wat?

[viscid helm]

What

[stark heart]

Flowi - Today at 13:36
I blame Lorentz
He wanted to test something```
![thonk](https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/393573712760406018.webp?size=128 "thonk")

[viscid helm]

🤷

[keen inlet]

Hmm

[old sphinx]

[shrewd night]

Outlaw

Mastery

Is this the twilight zone?

[old sphinx]

I heard mastery "can be good " for snd

[vapid moth]

y u askin in assassination chat

[stark heart]

@keen inlet

[gaunt moat]

@keen inlet can we call you "The Don"?

[keen inlet]

That was my original intent

[stark heart]

da don

[quick talon]

What’s up with youtubes twitter?

[shrewd night]

ohohohoho WHAT

[keen inlet]

Nobody seems to get Don's the Spanish title for "lord"

[old sphinx]

y i k e s

[keen inlet]

So i guess in a way everybody calling me Don is respectful

[old sphinx]

Do you have time to talk about our don and saviour jose ?

[keen inlet]

😤

[old sphinx]

that about rigth ?

[shrewd night]

Is this town large enough for two dons?

[quick talon]

🍆🍆

[crystal fox]

I pray to our don and saviour every time i use my essence lego or buy argunite items

[shrewd oriole]

Don is a filthy pagan god

The true god is lord poison bomb

Jose is but an outlaw heretic

Preaching the word of roll the bones the false divinity

[old sphinx]

[worthy kayak]

just finished raid, can I get some constructive criticism on the run? cheers

[viscid helm]

Go away

[worthy kayak]

no u

[crystal fox]

be nice flowi

[viscid helm]

I was enjoying this peace and quiet

Ruined

[calm grail]

Why hasn't Blizzard replaced for BfA?

[spare cloud]

This is assa chat

Outlaw is one down

[calm grail]

When do I pistol shot?

[old sphinx]

right now

wow

[crystal fox]

when do i activate blade flurry?

[calm grail]

Okay but is that on CD?

[old sphinx]

t o x i c

[spare cloud]

I was joking

[stark heart]

@calm grail because RtB has a potential

[calm grail]

Potential to make me madddd

[stark heart]

idea is good, execution was poor

[old sphinx]

@worthy kayak post the link I'll have a look

[stark heart]

I hope for better iteration

[viscid helm]

@stark heart when do you raid?

[spare cloud]

Yeah just post your logs in assa discord what could go wrong

[viscid helm]

Everything

[crystal fox]

just post it when noobe is here and he will dissect it

[stark heart]

@viscid helm sunday/monday

why?

[shrewd night]

I welcome shitters to post their logs, gives me something to giggle at 🤷

Although I do try to be constructive through all the sarcasm.

Keyword: Try.

[crystal fox]

i'll log my next run for you

[shrewd night]

You dont qualify as a shitter though.

Get out.

[crystal fox]

i dont?

[shrewd night]

Unless you want to be a shitter?

[crystal fox]

i might be, just recently started my rogue

[shrewd night]

Oh, then definitely a shitter.

[crystal fox]

played it a month now

[shrewd night]

Shitter, Confirmed.

[crystal fox]

yay

[shrewd night]

Dw, we will make a proud little gnome out of you.

[crystal fox]

mate,belf master race

[old sphinx]

he pmed me 🤔 he scared i guess

[shrewd night]

Awh how cute, the gnome thinks he is a belf!

[violet elm]

male or female belf

[frozen pecan]

belf EleGiggle

[crystal fox]

female ofcourse!

[violet elm]

ew

[shrewd night]

Smells like trap.

[crystal fox]

are traps gay? 🤔

[violet elm]

go goblin

or panda

[frozen pecan]

panda rogue :>

[old sphinx]

depends, is the trap gay ?

[crystal fox]

quite possible i might go zandalari tho

[spare cloud]

Dont use that word ninja

[shrewd night]

[old sphinx]

now he went offline am I toxic ?

[crystal fox]

yeah

[shrewd night]

Who?

[crystal fox]

the guy who wanted help

[old sphinx]

the guy who wanted criticism on his logs

[shrewd night]

Oh, he didnt go offline

He blocked you

[crystal fox]

hehehe

[old sphinx]

nvm

he back

[spare cloud]

[crystal fox]

this must be the most unfriendly discord channel for newbies

[unreal coyote]

No

[spare cloud]

Try dh discord

[solid field]

Aff lock is hard on newbie too.

discord that is

[viscid helm]

I doubt anyone leaves this channel grateful

[crystal fox]

white named player ^ ! get out

[viscid helm]

They just leave this discord

And go back to mmoc

[solid field]

You're racist just like iWin.. 😦

[spare cloud]

Well aff is so easy you kinda deserve the flame

[solid field]

what spec isn't easy?

[spare cloud]

Idk

[shrewd night]

GL getting accurate info on MMOC though, AMR might even be better

[spare cloud]

Unholy dk?

[crystal fox]

what is amr?

[prime void]

https://www.warcraftlogs.com/rankings/17#difficulty=4&class=Rogue&spec=Assassination

7 more points

[solid field]

Yea, idk, don't have a dk. Yet.

[prime void]

as my robot

ask mr rorbot *

[spare cloud]

So few ppl play it there prob arent any resources

[crystal fox]

people still use askmrrobot?

[prime void]

yeahh

[spare cloud]

I used the website today

To read the blog

[shrewd night]

^

[crystal fox]

wow,havnt used that since like cata?

[shrewd night]

about toxic discords

[spare cloud]

Still traffic

[viscid helm]

Im banned

[crystal fox]

im not surprised

[shrewd night]

Where arent you banned Flowi?

[prime void]

here

duh

[spare cloud]

Newbies wish for that

[viscid helm]

Here apparently

Im only perma banned from wow forums, mmoc,amr and couple class discords

Afaik

[crystal fox]

'only'

[shrewd night]

https://www.mmo-champion.com/threads/2239608-Tomb-of-Sargeras-Progression-Thread?p=46360557&viewfull=1#post46360557

[worthy thistle]

Dh channel was full of casuals last time i was there 🤔

[viscid helm]

Lmao

[jovial kite]

dh channel is kib circlejerk

[viscid helm]

See even the mmoc thinks i am a god

[jovial kite]

if you disagree with kib you get banned

even if youre right

[worthy thistle]

Didn't see a single person talk in that channel that wasn't trash when I played dh, this channel u can get some good discussions going

[shrewd night]

About strangled ducks mainly.

[jovial kite]

pierre has soft hands

and no cd on garrote

[crystal fox]

and the m+ discussion

[jovial kite]

he also has 3 strangler relics

[viscid helm]

This channel has no mods so anything goes

Unlike sub and outlaw

[jovial kite]

i mean

giggle tried

havent seen him in a while

so probably stopped giving a fuck

[viscid helm]

Giggle gave up

Gets baited to hard

[crystal fox]

i miss the 🥄 master giggle

we need to make one of our guys a mod, no bleedyboy tho

[old sphinx]

I guess #assassination is actually toxic no wonder mods can't stay here long

[viscid helm]

I vote for Flowi

[crystal fox]

i dont

[jovial kite]

well

flowi as shadowblade

[crystal fox]

i said mod, not dictator

[jovial kite]

would give all you poison bois free reign

all flowi would do is call everyone autistic

[old sphinx]

all hail flowi then

idc being called autistic freedom is all I desire

[shrewd night]

Flowi as shadowblade? Id rather be in the noose.

[crystal fox]

who do we call out to to get us a new mod?

[viscid helm]

Man why?

Id BE a great mod

[crystal fox]

for half an hour

maybe

[old sphinx]

I'm a mod without rights

so i can't do anything

So I just sit and enjoy

[frozen pecan]

From what I've seen since I've been here, Flowi talks the most sense

[crystal fox]

🤔

[old sphinx]

[frozen pecan]

mod him

[viscid helm]

See

[marble sonnet]

Can anyone help me on logs pls
https://www.warcraftlogs.com/reports/ACX1fWHGFTY2RKNg#fight=2&type=damage-done&source=7&start=0&end=0

[viscid helm]

The people have spoken

No

Go away

Were in middle of something

[old sphinx]

t o x i c

[crystal fox]

c i x o t

[old sphinx]

ITS EMPTY BRUH

[marble sonnet]

Oh urgent mod discussion didn’t want to interrupt that 😂

[shrewd night]

@marble sonnet Start with not being knocked off on Portal keeper

[old sphinx]

[marble sonnet]

https://www.warcraftlogs.com/reports/DVzZp4WwbXBv6qjc#fight=3&type=damage-done&source=8

[frozen pecan]

most toxic class discord, mod needed asap

[quick ice]

clearly we need to elect a mod from another spec channel

to be impartial?

[shrewd night]

@marble sonnet Like, what do you want to know? You're parsing purpz on the reg, clearly you must have some clue where your issues are.

[old sphinx]

why you Vendetta on the ungarroted target

[hardy pewter]

I love how people play in shit dps raids but expect super good parses, thats not how any of this works

[shrewd night]

Better than the 'Im playing perfectly, but I parse green!?!?!?'

[old sphinx]

[hardy pewter]

"I read all the guides I know everything!!"

[spare cloud]

"im using amr like no one else does"

[shrewd oriole]

What the fuck

[old sphinx]

ufff

[shrewd night]

Did you read the guide?
Yes
ok
Do I envenom on low CP?

[shrewd oriole]

Amr is illegal

Delete yourself

[marble sonnet]

Yeah I try to find the stuff where I have no clue and push the numbers

[hardy pewter]

but yeah, the dps of your raid WILL majorly impact your parses

[viscid helm]

I mean i get r1's and i play with Weak

[shrewd oriole]

LUL

[viscid helm]

Doesnt get much worse

[old sphinx]

yikes

[shrewd night]

@marble sonnet that didnt answer my question, but k

[quick ice]

@viscid helm I will trade you

weak has to move to OCE though

[marble sonnet]

Just if there are any mistakes I can correct beside the garrote thing on first

[shrewd oriole]

Yes

Get a better guild

[old sphinx]

you ruptured during KB ....

[shrewd night]

Wow.

[marble sonnet]

I just try to improve

[lone junco]

@marble sonnet post your log. I'll look.

[shrewd oriole]

Follow me guide

[marble sonnet]

https://www.warcraftlogs.com/reports/DVzZp4WwbXBv6qjc#fight=3&type=damage-done&source=8

[shrewd oriole]

Step 1) /gquit

Step two apply to like any guild on wiwprogress

Done

You’re parsing oranges mate

[shrewd night]

I need help
You parse well, where do you think you need help?
I NEED HELP
That didnt answer my question
I NEED HELP PLS
@marble sonnet

[marble sonnet]

I’ll take it as a compliment

[shrewd oriole]

It’s both a compliment

And an insult

[old sphinx]

headscratching

[viscid helm]

I wouldnt

[shrewd oriole]

He’s saying you’re a decent player

[marble sonnet]

Rogue channel like everything is an insult

[shrewd oriole]

But you’re shit at reading comprehension

[shrewd night]

^

[shrewd oriole]

So alt f4 wow and go read some books

[shrewd night]

Visit the library or something

[old sphinx]

wow tom I'd hire you as translator

[viscid helm]

"Decent player" is just a nice way to say you're shit

[marble sonnet]

Well maybe cause it’s not my first language

[keen inlet]

Hey

heyheyheyheyhey

[shrewd night]

[keen inlet]

christ I walk to work and things go to shit

Can all y'all

[shrewd oriole]

Anything after top 3 is shit tho flowi

kappa

[keen inlet]

take the rods out yer backstabbed arses

and relax

TY

[shrewd oriole]

@old sphinx I mean I’m a lawyer dude

[zealous dew]

so much toxicity in this channel

[shrewd oriole]

I translate gibberish law into something the dumbest mongrel can understand

On the DAILY

[shrewd night]

[old sphinx]

HIRED

[zealous dew]

because writing laws in a understandable language is too hard

[viscid helm]

I sent in my mod application

[zealous dew]

gotta keep em secret

[shrewd oriole]

I mean

[old sphinx]

having a toxic mod could be good for #assassination

[shrewd oriole]

The majority of English law uses archaic or technical terms

[shrewd night]

If laws were understandable, why would we need lawyers

[zealous dew]

also true

[shrewd oriole]

That the average person who is largely uneducated btw doesn’t grasp

[zealous dew]

@viscid helmforshadowblade

[shrewd oriole]

Flowi

Would you unban much?

Mich*

[viscid helm]

Ofc

[shrewd oriole]

Got my vote then

[shrewd night]

Request: Denied

[zealous dew]

mine as well

[shrewd oriole]

I miss mich

[quick talon]

bring back jazu

[zealous dew]

let's spread the democracy

[shrewd night]

Why would we bring all the trolls back, I dont get it.

[old sphinx]

🤔

[shrewd oriole]

Mich wasn’t just a troll man cmon

[shrewd night]

He was a zandalari

[shrewd oriole]

Mich was a friend 😦

[shrewd night]

Which is troll by definition

[keen inlet]

If you want to hang with Mich he lurks in TC these days

[shrewd night]

TC?

[shrewd oriole]

What’s tc?

[quick talon]

tankchat

[shrewd oriole]

Ew

[viscid helm]

Tankchat

[solemn vapor]

This chat is so amusing 🤤

[keen inlet]

same for all the other class disco banned folks

[shrewd oriole]

That’s cancerous

[keen inlet]

except Jazu

who was banned from TC

imagine

[shrewd night]

Oh, the chat that was warned about in the article

[keen inlet]

being banned from TC

[shrewd night]

[old sphinx]

[quick talon]

still questionable

cant be worse than saber in tc

[shrewd oriole]

LuL

[quick talon]

probably some personal issues

[shrewd night]

To think Saber was once a blade

[keen inlet]

It is funny to watch people become regulars on TC and act totally different than they do/did anywhere else

Remember: TC's a performance 😉

[quick talon]

So do you don

[shrewd night]

Don is likely the partyanimal over there

[keen inlet]

Not really

pretty sure they hate me actually

[viscid helm]

I mean have you seen stjern in TC

[keen inlet]

all I do is post Ion 🤣

[hoary acorn]

!relics

[chrome tusk]

List of relics for each spec: http://tc.ravenholdt.net/

gray_hounds relic sheet:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1vmVwWWnNhrbzi0S_qK6emjFquyUexbTmOEov7vkRjjg/edit#gid=0

[quick talon]

sure

[shrewd oriole]

I’m out of bananas and my shake tastes like TRASH

Today is gonna be a bad day kms

[quick talon]

or lim in tc

🤷🏿

[keen inlet]

@marble sonnet did you get the help you needed? DM me if you still have questions or Noobe didn't pars the log for you, he's faster at that than me typically

[shrewd oriole]

His Q was answered like 5 times

[keen inlet]

I can't wait to hand my mechanic a check for 2k today. Friggin car. Still cheaper than a new one tho.

[shrewd oriole]

People don’t understand that kill times are a bit part of parsing

Big*

[shrewd night]

*bit

😠

[shrewd oriole]

Nah, big

[old sphinx]

🍆

[spare cloud]

Big people dont understand that kill times are a bit part of parsing?

[shrewd oriole]

Try parsing orange on a 6 minute garothi

Puke

[keen inlet]

yo

is this normal tho, this looks weird to me

[shrewd oriole]

@spare cloud is that fat shaming

[spare cloud]

Yes

[quick talon]

isnt that just

[keen inlet]

it's opener

[quick talon]

applying garrote + ticking afterward?

[old sphinx]

no

[spare cloud]

The first is the application

[keen inlet]

should be garrote muti rupt

[spare cloud]

the ticks start late

[shrewd night]

6 minute garothi

[spare cloud]

on garotte

[quick talon]

ya

[shrewd night]

Who does that nowadays

[spare cloud]

because it has no initial dmg i believe

[quick talon]

do timelines + cast

[spare cloud]

smth like that

[shrewd oriole]

Some guy the other day

[keen inlet]

k

[shrewd oriole]

Linked a 6min garothi

[crystal fox]

all hail our saviour

[keen inlet]

oh

friggin derp

yeah

[old sphinx]

;P

[keen inlet]

ty win

[quick talon]

regardless

opener is weird

what is this double rupture

[old sphinx]

ye i told him ....

Oh wait

no

that was the other guy

double rupture cuz dogs

[quick talon]

OHH

I assumed its garothi, didnt even check

[old sphinx]

his opener was fine

[quick talon]

so let me get this

[keen inlet]

This is dogs

[quick talon]

Obviously he cant parse

not even stacking dogs atthe beginning

[keen inlet]

he wasn't on garothi

apparently

[old sphinx]

yeah

😂

[shrewd oriole]

Parsing on dogs without fully stacking. Them

Oh it’s M

[quick talon]

still

[shrewd oriole]

Yeah to parse on M you need a pb on pull

[quick talon]

first 30s stacking is important

[shrewd oriole]

On double doggies

[quick talon]

• 1/2 PBs maybe

[shrewd oriole]

Ye

For sure

[viscid helm]

No

[old sphinx]

sure

[keen inlet]

portal keeper

[shrewd oriole]

A pb on pull is like 6 pbs over the fight lul

[quick talon]

Then again

even pure ST more than 2m should be possible

🤷🏿

[shrewd oriole]

Thatopener on keeper is way off

Depends

Lots of movement

[old sphinx]

shadowmeld

[keen inlet]

yeah tbh dogs not good

this portal keeper log tho

[viscid helm]

What are u doing

[shrewd oriole]

That opener is terrible

[keen inlet]

That's not me FLOWI

[shrewd oriole]

AHAHp

[keen inlet]

it's whitename mcneedshelprogue

😄

[quick talon]

Would he get more help with a colored name?

[old sphinx]

holy

[shrewd oriole]

Wow

[old sphinx]

you didnt

[spare cloud]

oh boy

[shrewd oriole]

😂😂😂

[keen inlet]

portal keeper, this seems like a lot of downtime

am I wrong, fa

m

[quick talon]

maybe carrying orbs?

[shrewd oriole]

Orbs maybe?

[keen inlet]

that's gotta be what it is

[marble sonnet]

Orbs

[shrewd night]

Thats the kind of downtime I get when I have to wait for the fucking tank

[unreal coyote]

most rogues have bitch duty

on pk

sadlyfe

[quick talon]

ya

[marble sonnet]

And tanks love to run around

[shrewd oriole]

Still the opener was way off

Check the guide for the proper opener

[keen inlet]

after this downtime

[quick ice]

my PK logs are super bad