#assassination
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you have to fatten the liver first.
as it's "inhumane"
or something
you have to stun them first
which was controversial and kinda relevant to me (Maine, lobsters, etc)
im sure some jean baptiste pierre in a dark cellar of a french high end restaurant has no trouble to strangle a duck alive
lol. Annnnnnnnyway.
Did anybody go nightborne for dat spell dmg
or did all sins stay the belf course
belf for life
I'm dying here ๐ ๐
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was just discussing races in otl
nightborne is solidly, and strongly, worst race
for otl
by far
im going zand troll
ready to stun some fucking lobsters
if they nerf belf and zandalari is and looks good it is a possible racechange
if you don't come back and play Zandalari
sorry, i couldnt get a lobster in that photo
console peasant
omegalul
as I know you guys are friendly as fuck
fake news
I'm also looking for a boost btw, my nightborne got stuck at lvl70
lol
is that a thing now?
you afk at the start of a dung, person speed runs it
im quite impressed that i lasted 50lvl's of someone boosting me
yeah man super strong
1-60 leveling is fine, but I feel like i hit a brick wall at 60.
I got my friend to 100 in like, 5 hours
neat. we did that in eq. was no drop in xp.
before. 5hrs? 1-100? crazy talk
Well
If you earn atleast 10โฌ/hour IRL
there is no point leveling a toon
if its more than 6 hours to 100
idk
zand druids
got everything on 110 except pala
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can I be a Belf druid?
no
I dont want a fucking druid. Id get stuck healing.
Imagine having a Bfa alpha channel
Rog is fine.
so we dont ahve to spam assassination
tbh they should've nuked every dh with illidan
now its just not believeable that illidan would solo sargeras
^why
I dont trust anyone named Illlidan
is there a pawn string avaliable?
44, 39, 38, 35, 28
but dont use that, cause it isnt for your gear. make your own.
I did one for M+ trash 119 84 77 64 12
i wonder why
with Nightstalker do we Envenom or Rupture?
depends on shoulders
lol.
?
I'm laughing but c'mon
Leggo shoulders
env.

@weak geyser SIN GUIDE HERE--> http://www.ravenholdt.net/assassination-guide/ <--SIN GUIDE HERE
aight lunch time
Thats how I busted my tooth out, can I be an olympian then? (it was ice skating tho)
whats pandemic? isnt that when theres like 5sec left ona dot
What seems to be the general consensus about SIN rogue at this point in the Alpha?
That alpha doesnt matter
honestly, that
I didn't ask if it mattered.
it is super early
everything seems half-baked
Like, why would we care about Alpha, its not like they do balancing in alpha?
there is no consesus
only things we can discuss right now are the current, nonfinal state of talent rows
because the build is incomplete
I'd say sin and sub seem "more finished" than outlaw does, but that's being extremely generous with "more finished"
guys I have a rogue problem
every time I ask for honey to dip chicken nuggets or whatever in, I get honey mustard
phoney wtf
I tried saying "pure honey" for a while but itdidnt work
L
its fucking delicious
it actually is good
That's just odd
but I like them with other dips
P U R E H O N E Y
hey guys... assa or sub for m+ ? ๐
yeah I dont mind other things but I like honey the best
WW
excuse me jonathan we are talking about important things
sweet&sour sauce or nothing
tendies: savory (salty)
honey: sweet
e z
I like sweet chili sauces
if you like sweet chili sauces you'd probably enjoy honey
but theres no spice with honey
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so I just wanted to boost someone
through +15
for some cash
he didnt believe me that we can boost 2 people
and only need 1 dd
IONS GON GET YOU NOW
1sq
damage dealer*
I have yet to get above a +10 group at 945 since I do m+ so rarely but too poor for a boost.
we can boost you for 150k
:ยฐ)
tbh
buying a boost isnt worth
except if you got millions of gold
I have 5K and no shame
I just don't ever feel like dealing with it, I PUG all my raiding too (havent gotten past portal keeper yet on hc) and people just drain me
Gold is so easy to grt
what exactly do you mean by drain you? draining as exhausting? ๐
Not as easy as wod (or so Iโve heard)
Yea have you ever interacted with actual people before? Theyโre awful
Yea mentally exhausting. Especially since they added the 110 boost, lfr, normal and pugs have gotten worse
Lol
Took me an hour last week to do LFR Argus, and thats actually time in the fight and not counting leaving the groups and finding a new one
Alliance NA
did they change something major for sin/sub in the alpha already?
I only know that OL plays like shit
#nothingnew
There you go
infexious gaming ๐ค
can you not advertise pls
who are you
Naya aka The poisonBomb
No more sub colors hmm?
kingdom come deliverance
is fucking great
Probably dont know warhouse inc is like
a small indie studio
Guess most poeple expected some AAA title
is it tho?
Best talents for m+ guys?
looks like a shit game :S
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meh i really like the art style, the setting (Medival is always good stuff)
that sounds pretty racist
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@rose sapphire what m+ range are you doing
@gaunt moat atm 4k rated
wat
i mean levels
And youre asking for talents?
above 20?
no matter what, the answer is MPTB shoulder bracer.
but 4k means nothing if you still have to ask these things.
whew
get out
and I am not sure if I should go regular pve spec in m+ with assa
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or if there is something clever
shoulder bombs are your cleave
wow so much toxicness
not really
its retarded
toxic jack 
stealth. mut env.
fight the power
@gaunt moat ty
use Poison bomb on cooldown
guys is my interface gonna rip on me if I transfer servers? 
Yes
Though good addons has profiles which you can copy
So rip you if you dont have good addons?
makes sense
https://gyazo.com/61a1736d60a51a4d606bc29fb018ec3e garrote rupture and mutilate irl
imagine I had to do those 10 clicks on elvui again
stop it with that shit @jovial kite 
@jovial kite I hope they do that at my table.
rip ui
squirting that blood into your face
i want to see the waiter work.
drop of nose sweat fall into my overpriced shit wine.
they press the fluids straight on your plate
I'd yell "YOU KILLED DONALD DUCK!"
1 squozen duck please.
and i think its the cook that does the pressing
1 duck water, coming up
I'd like my duck squeezed, not stirred
but seriously, who invented this shit, ok pierre im gonna strangle this little fucker right here, then im gonna dismember him, then im going to slice him up little piece by little piece, then im going to stuff him in this motherfucking presser and reduce his earthly remains to 1/100th of the original size, oh try this out pierre this fluid is delicious btw
are you okay?

im trying to get in the mind of a serialkilling worldclass cook
foie gras is weird too

yeah
slllslslslsls fava beans
technicality.
the procedures and thought processes are probably the same
its all meat
frenchie you scary
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This is consistently the stangest spec channel of all the class discord servers im in
By far
welcome
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we delve deep into the mind of the french and also minmax
speaking of minmax
Enhance can get a bit strange too
can we confirm that mousover rupture on trash will or will not bota your main target?
they outlawed foie gras in california a few years ago
you hating on our French brothers now?ยฟ 
there were parties to go nuts before they couldnt get it anymore
Ill laugh so hard. if i can fish bota with trash ruptures
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i mean
Sticking a feeding tube down a goose's through to enlarge the liver sounds pretty cruel too
iwin this game looks really bad
did you just read what i wrote
I mean lobsters get boiled alive. At least the duck is dead first
forcefeeding is not the worst thing even in the slightest
Did u watch a stream ?
i am watching stream right now

Who u watching
lirik
I mean. Id prob eat that duck.
I havent watched streams because i dont want to spoil myself
Does the customer get to strangle it?
im sure not
can you stop talking about strangeling ducks wtf is wrong with you
I wonder if I would rather live in a cage being forecfed, or strangled to death

pierre probably has a secret traditional hand positions and techinque learned from pierre senior
Choking the duck, is that a different kind of euphemism?
to make it the most excruciating and tasty meal
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This guy in my guilds luck... wtf
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Oh ffs
is it good?
No bracers tho
its a brand new alt =.=
idk notter
Bracers my fav tbh
If someone showed this to me early NH I'd have broken something
I got Bracers/Mantle the same way Jiyugata
theyre maybe ok
caring about legendaries in 2018
ye. I only have outlaw back left.
I know you want to see my ui right?
Still having rogue legondaries left to get in 2018๐
with Ep/Env bars. + bota/ execute tracker
remember speedbleeds UI?
O _O
he had fucking spinners
I should prob ditch the xct.
Gotta pimp your UI.
spinners? 
instead of combo points
fidget spinners for cps.
yeah dumb.
thats commitment to a fucking meme
cps are on your unit frame
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hahaha
What you don't like soaking marked prey and being targeted for necro? Only fun thing about that boss.
@civic palm is that you in your avatar. please send nudes 
its a scary 5 seconds
oops mt
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https://gfycat.com/PerfumedOffbeatCurassow
@jovial kite
do you ask every girl for nudes instantly ๐ค
You actually found it, hahahaha
wew
he hasnt asked me yet, has he asked you?
looks edgy
mizerok gets the joke
he actually told us numerous times that people keep asking him that
and yeah it's 100% a joke now.
Even from the people I have never seen.
cause I'm bloody hilarious duh
Girls secretly love being asked for nudes instantly
in that case
heheh yeah seriously > _>
its almost as good as sending dick pics
How else am I to know that my avatar is hawt?
I mean, I guess the guy has nothing to lose
Its a thin line
idd
About as thin as your dick.

i can't send a DM to ImpulseControl#4985 ๐ฆ
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cause we're not sharing servers
Who's that?
speed

oh oh put me on there
why
Sent?
Wonder what Riff is doing
@gaunt moat rofl
Fucking memeFailure.
wew
Can we get a new Rank? memeFailure?
Bingo.
FASTER
I remember he had them slower and everyone demanded they be break-fucking-speed.
haha
you need to bring him back
I like those actually 
_>
good stuff

naya DM him
dm him what
to come back
who?
speedbleed
you could add him notter
vari 40% first time 
Yaknow, ever since I made my guide BM meme I have not had the chance to post it in ernest and it's triggering me into the stone age.
swipe rawr stomp pew pew?
What is that feral BM garbage?
@jovial kite since we are talking top chef...
O_O
that looks lewd
rofl
Quite.
my meme folder is bulging with fantastic finds.
I'd eat that
Yeah they're not SCRAMBLED.

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credits to @coarse nymph my favorite beta male

@quick talon Is that how you apprpoach a girl?
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don't

yeah that is ban material
what has been seen .... 
yes :(((
uh oh
F
please go on 
I bet you are way too chicken to really test Notter iWin
no, i dont want to test notter
as in sometimes i just post things
without thinking
you're starting to get carried away, so time to ask to move to #off-topic

I forget that general is a thing. in that I have all # but this one muted.
Yeaaaahhhh
let's talk about sin then
general is dead, sadly
noobe mutes basic questions, that's pretty toxic...
ya
Itโs dead cause yโall shitposting here instead
we've been pushing them there ๐
German
Affliction
on the nlc addon, it shows that my Master Assassin trait is woth -0.07

is that correct?
@kind rose is it your 2nd trait?
@kind rose sure. if you have shoulders and 2MA
well
so 2 MA is better tha n3?
sub used to be general for a while
everyone knows we have the dampest memes
than 3*
truth
If people ask questions about best PVE spec, just link them the guide.
or redirect them to naya
@kind rose 3 is best. 2 is not great.
Fuu is awesome tho
sim yoself before you swap relics.
such patience and passion
well
ravenholdt on aoe monkaS
Fuu haunts me in my dreams, reminding me that I dont track SHT.
das ist gut aber sneakisch
Jose
I downloaded the Mutilate addon, but it doesnt seem to work...
Do you still have the github link
you're saying that just cause you never saw fuu when he rages... ๐
with all the ion pictures
Don ๐
but honestly iwin
when do I use toxic blade?
anyone know of any addon that can tell me which button to press?
tom ๐บ
vanish mystically when alpha comes
TB usage is in the guide.
ah dropbox
I'll let y'all imagine what that one image is
Anyone?
What a fucking album cover.
yw
I have this feelings, that i wanna play a game
but i'm feeling super lazy and just wanna lay in bed and watch a stream... :feelsbadman:
lol noobe
when should i be pooling energy?
what do i do ๐ฆ
yea there was a channel in TC during Q&A
it got removed tho
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notter play shovel knight
when you want to cast a thing. you need energy to do so
At points I feel as if people make alt accounts to taunt me.
https://i.imgur.com/qe3RqDP.png im half asleep here
caveat
Is there another channel to get answers from assassa rogues?
ion and lore are best invoked sparingly
@quick talon i wanna play the plague knight DLC actually.
No, read the guide.
@desert karma What do you need help with?
@desert karma how is "is there an addon to play for me" a sin question?
go for it notter
If you have questions that are not answered in the guide, you can DM me, or ask in basic-questions
really worth it
I would like to know if there is an addon that helps me play Assassa rogue because Mutilate doesnt work properly
you can try Tell me When or "aethys rotation"
!wa

use sinister strike

what do you mean mutilate doesn't work properly?
aethys rotation is based on SimC
if you wanna play sin correctly though, i suggest following the guide
does that count as self promo notter 
I dont think aethys supporsts sin
But I cant play properly, thats why I need an addon to tell me what to use @gaunt moat ๐
this is his zserver.
yes there are always situations where you have to adapt and a tellmewhen will just throw you off
@desert karma those addons are not perfect, and so you would still not be playing optimally.
what about some
Yeah, but surely it helps learn the basics and a flow of some sort
@desert karma no. they gimp you.
If you can't be bothered to read the guide then you shouldn't be bothered to play the spec
sins rotation is not very complicated. it's mostly things on CD
you can try to use aethys rotation to get a feeling for it, but keep in mind it's not optimal, it's based on simC
what does gimp mean?
rotation is easy. garrote and mut then rupture mut then env .. repeat.
so don't use that addon for actual fights
gimping is like "shooting yourself in the foot"
if your goal is a green parse. follow a rotation tool.
snort
I would be happy to get green parses ๐
don't say that ๐ฆ
Look Noobe the SIM is PERFECT!!
this is a gimp suit
LMAO
this is bring out the gimp, a happy folk :)
https://gyazo.com/82807c33368c077fb644b1ca0288d734
nice
Oh, a fetish costume ๐
@civic palm if only we were fast enough to look at the damn icon and actually perform as they pop up. alas. Human reaction time to visual stimulus is fucking garbage.
didnt know they were called Gimps
dont be a gimp. play with for yourself.
feeling gimpy?
german people, @midnight latch for example is a known gimp and lover of lederhosen
but still, I need anything that can help me not do 500k dps at this point
can you not
okay ๐ฆ
Looks like SPriest got a nice scaling boof in BfA.
Mastery works with everything now.
I heard haste wont be bad!
Who knows.
Ion knows
Guide says to Toxic blade then Kingsbane, I thought you were suppose to toxic blade w/ 8seconds left on kingsbane or is that old news (or was that always wrong).
I will finally not have to be ashamed of my haste
@desert karma we are here, tell us what you think is going wrong, link your logs, do something
@quick talon I bet I look more sexy in my sweatpants thou ๐ค
So Mage Tower is up soon, any tips on the ass challenge? Like what legs
legs
@strange python have never raided, as I cant get in with my dps
@strange python it's fairly simple. very small dps check, almost all mechanical stuff. the legendary pants help a bunch.
@strange python honestly sin is one of the easiest tower challenges
woof
With equal gear, the the Feral challenege is... so fucking easy.
I did it with bracers/mantle but you could do it with just about any leggo
it's more about priority/cc
watch a guide and if you're 910+ you'll have no issues
@quick talon yea something like that but i dont have a belly like this dude ๐คข
abs? or just fat?
Fury warriors get 6 second Enrage > _>
abs
I only have 2set. but i do have shoulders and Pants. Using the boots atm since i still need the bracers
@weak geyser in a normal fight it is better to use on cooldown.
damn buffed naya
@gaunt moat your guy is getting in trouble
dat bibi
red + underlined text
must be daily mail or of equal importance
@weak geyser there are some top parses with tailbuffed kingsbane. if the fight time is really short (< 3 min), then the potential wasted tb casts are low
i dont really like the content of drudge. but the formatting is pretty great.
kinda scared it might get worse over the years
@lone junco my guy?
its stupid right wing.
oh
"my guy"
like i don't hate him
his family acts like they are kings of a republic instead of a democraticlly elected official
i wish we had trump
sounds like typical entitled politician
We have Jacob Zuma, cant get worse then that
don't bait political debates
I kinda wanna try playing assa in 25's
@shrewd oriole shant likes it.
but I feel like I'd totally sack my ST
if I went triple PK relics
like seliathan does
opens mut env.
is necrotic on vari bugged or something?
I see some liberal paladins have infiltrated lol
what do you mean, bugged
yeah maaaaaaaaaan but I need PK relicsssssss
lemme sim it
Finally got some more crit and mastery
kek
you hit 6m?
@jovial kite I have 2 leggos with haste
we all do
Those leggos does not amount to 21%
@lone junco about 400k
whats that sim at? 1.2m?

Keep getting really bad legendaries, wondering if this is wroth it without shoulders
can't do any aoe in dungeons
You wont be doing aoe regardless
what kind of class design is that?
I cant get in any groups because they want people with curve or +2k whatever that is
Im in time walking right now i can't go above a DH 60 item lvl below me in aoe
Don't forget aotc noobe
even normal mythics they decline me ๐ฆ
i just wanted the add waves to help simulate trash pulls.
Not at the beginning of the expansion
with shoulder reset
Warlocks were declined from dungeons
@desert karma Make the groups yourself, problem solved.
hey guys, why is sin so much better than sub on coven mythic?
do you guys dot both the bosses?
you see. Lightning fucking kills people during dfa
Hshejfjxhjwjbejjfsjkekrjxjusjejhfjxkaa
I keed. but I did tell our Sub if he dies one more fucking time, im taking away his dfa button.
and sin can multi dot with bracers.
im playing sub atm
coven isnt stacked aoe
i think that was a cat
rupture uptime on bosses is pretty easy as sin.
considering coven is quite a few wipes
will sin have aoe in bfa?
worth learning sin for it huh?
@grim canopy in its current state, yes
@grim canopy why not?
We have aoe now? ๐ค
poison bomb is staying. bleed gets crimson tempest.
Oh good so it can aoe in bfa nice
what
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@gaunt moat ๐จ pls
Need an exorcist
@exotic lagoon are you ok? Having an aneurysm?
i think it might be a puzzle
"The power of rogue compels you"
could be cleaning keyboard. discord always defaults to the chat line being open for whatever dumbfuck reason.
they also seems to be giving shadow priest real aoe back
his name is bluntkiller too
What is this fuckery 

maybe he took a huge fucking hit
Ninja delete
im intrigued though
I miss Mind Spike or whatever spriest had before
WHen people take sin to M+ do theyu wish it was a afflock or ww?
@hoary copper when you ban someone you can choose to delete their messages
rekt
yeah that bot was completly recked...
Fun to know, that's a lot of power
Implying people take sin to m+
@safe tiger tbh, I started sin at maiden. and played Sub for Aoe , sin for ST. it is really easy to play imo.
At least it was a kinda real aoe, better than what they have now
just stack fat mastery shoulder bracer.
our Spriest cries in m+
ramp up is too slow, and we gib shit before he gets to play.
i remember in wotlk my rogue would just spam FOK and get high aoe on meters
thrilling
I like spriest ish but I dont have the patience to get that much haste and m+ feels poopy. I miss BC Spriest that were mana batteries with some healing through VE
yeah more thrilling than no aoe
idk i liked the ns bug
I'm sure everyone would enjoy doing 4 million single target dps
Finally got somethnig decent from that pos weekly chest lol
@lone junco what do you play in high m+? you go sub all the way
there are guys here that take sin up to 25.
I dont go that high.
Im sin for all right now, but am going to start sub back up i think.
the only reason i have not learned sin ages ago
is because i played sub m+, and it was better
i think now people even play high m+ with sin
hey guys
such a weird mod on the seal of noble dark ring
doesnt sim higher on my sub set, but its a 50k dps increase in my asa set
atleast sin is easier? xD
pretty nice
xd
doesnt sim higher in sub though, but I play sin a lot too now
yeah its a tier piece
you wanna know what item beats it in sub
feelsbad for sub
Do you all run 3 Master alchemist relics? or 2 and 1 vendetta?
yeah but its because you only got 4 sloths right
you using shoulders-hands lego
and you running 2p2p?
@civic palm no wonder you are a few % above me. good relics are good.
implying i get that lucky with my crucible
I need MA relics, Ihavent gotten one yet, I'm unlucky
i have like 1 ma, 1 malc, 1 rupture crit, 1 rupture dmg, 1 env dmg or some shit
i have 207% mastery.. do you think its worth running 3 vendetta relics?
3malch + w/e you can run boots and play vend/tb/kb
mastery has nothing to do with 3 vendetta relics
the master alchemist, or assasin?
SIN GUIDE HERE--> http://www.ravenholdt.net/assassination-guide/ <--SIN GUIDE HERE
@lone junco Yeah I've never really had bad relics. Always made sure to sac. item level for bonuses.
@safe tiger they are both ideal
even went from m/m to m/pk and back.
i know that but my mastery is pretty high so might not need the extra poison damage so could run 3 vendetta relics?
you can always sim it on raidbots. relic compare.
yeah i know noobe
but i might roll mythic antorus for sin now
and i need to know which one is ''bis''
can't roll bis for both, ill look like a ninja xD
there isnt a bis. they are both the ones you want.
literally 1st row 3rd row
warcraftlogs, sort by top rogue and take your pick @safe tiger
Can almost triple roll > _>
my guild doesn't do bis rolls because they are useless
esp. in situations like that.
bis just adds an unnecessary label and complication
though > _>
No complication to BiS, just know what is better for you.
ezpz
not knowing the magic of Win+Shift+S in 2018 > _>
ew one note
Literally everything related to it is turned off that I do not want.
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wait is the internal snipping tool related to onenote?
yeah
I used one note for work for a while.
Real simple functionality.
The snip tool shortcut is fucking insane for any work with heavy screenshotting.
Also doesn't require more software ๐
i guess. Sometimes I printscreen. paste in paint. and snip that. lol

