#assassination

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balmy condor
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whatever you say unc

coral ibex
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says the oldest man alive aka 27

balmy condor
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idk what the fuck AIM is

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is that like AOL

coral ibex
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aol instant messenger

balmy condor
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not that I know what AOL is either

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oh

coral ibex
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nobody even says g2g anymore

balmy condor
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its the same thing

coral ibex
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ur just there

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always available

balmy condor
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isn't it gtg

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I used to say gtg

coral ibex
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g2g is more l33t

thorn thorn
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What caliber do you want it to be

coral ibex
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.45

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god's caliber

lethal arrow
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anti melee boss down

severe meadow
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Sub..

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Posting in the Assa channel..

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Faker

lethal arrow
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yeah they dont care over tehre

severe meadow
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gz tho

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we're p3 wiping

celest ruin
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congrats on completing your endeavor task

haughty flicker
lethal arrow
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W endeavor task

proven carbon
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i've now been at paladins for 2 weeks and i would say a good 40% of our pulls have been due to incorrect taunts
i'm losing my mind

lethal arrow
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what a second

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mr wowhead was NOT on ass

severe meadow
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We taught buddy a lesson

past marten
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Parsing a 100 on Chim to make yourself look worse on Bel

balmy condor
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but rank 6 crown on assa

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is a 95

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so

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the 97 on sub takes prio I guess

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number bigger

lethal arrow
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my orange parse on vanguard as sub was sandwiched between 5 greys

proven carbon
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should i be going for the pandemic on garrote off an improved garrote or should i let it mostly expire

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imp garrote having 7 seconds left, should i press normal garrote or should i let it expire and then garrote after it falls off

balmy condor
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you should let it expire

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but it's not a big thing

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like if you refresh at 6s left right

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you're "wasting" 6s of 50% increased

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or 3s of regular garrote

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which is like 2 ticks

proven carbon
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might matter a little more on paladins though, no?

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maybe im overthinking it

balmy condor
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You are

proven carbon
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i've just been sending it at 6ish seconds and i think its been working relatively fine

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not sure how to judge damage on prog but on our best pulls i would've been in line with 93+ parses

severe meadow
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caring about parse during prog

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weirdge

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just kill boss and go next

proven carbon
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i mean its a good way to judge your damage on a pure boss damage fight no?

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paladins is literally all about doing boss damage and dodging

severe meadow
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I guess but parsing this tier is absolute dog

proven carbon
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you can say that about any tier

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unless you're on farm

severe meadow
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I mean I haven't but

proven carbon
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how else are you supposed to know if you're playing how you should be?

balmy condor
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You make boss die

severe meadow
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yeah

proven carbon
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rogue on paladins is consistently at the bottom of the meters so i have to judge off other logs

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i dont play assassination for any other fights

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or other content really

balmy condor
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Do you think my 2 on beloren is playing badly

proven carbon
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i havent looked at the log to know the context

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so i can't say

balmy condor
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There ya go

drifting cloud
proven carbon
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i look at my own logs and compare to kill logs

drifting cloud
proven carbon
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is it bad to do that?

fresh kelp
severe meadow
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what are you comparing

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just damage?

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thats it?

haughty flicker
proven carbon
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obviously not

drifting cloud
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its what like week10 of the tier youre on paladins I can assure you theres way bigger problems to solve than your dmg on wipe pulls

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no flame

proven carbon
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i can look at my logs to know if im taking too much damage or need to be pressing defensives differently
we're unfortunately over 100 pulls on this fight so i have little else to look at

balmy condor
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Yeah, race to world last prog will be like that

proven carbon
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like

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what else do i do

severe meadow
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yeah but you're comparing that to people with different comps, different healers, different players

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there defensives are going to be different

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I press cloak to save myself

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Jim bob probably doesn't

proven carbon
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isnt self improvement about seeing how other play their cds

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and adjusting

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and testing

drifting cloud
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well unfortunately assa has followed this very hard rule for like 5 xpacs which is

proven carbon
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its not like im eating damage for no reason just to parse

drifting cloud
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press stuff on cd

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unless youre going off top cn logs which are almost always just minmaxed for pad

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but assa isnt super popular in raid this tier so theres alot less of those

proven carbon
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i've had my fair share of kills that i parsed horribly but i still got the kill

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it's not about getting high parse
i'm literally just seeing if im playing the spec how i should be

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comparing cpm

severe meadow
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You can do that but at the end of the day, you kinda just have to learn it

haughty flicker
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idk i never learned it and did fine

proven carbon
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i literally grab like #200 and look to see how i compare

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just to see

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i'm not a top 5 player

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so i dont look at the best logs

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i didnt know we hated what i'm doing

drifting cloud
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its not like that, maybe paladins in itself is a bad example

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but dragons or alleria it wont matter how you look at logs where your parse is mostly dependant on how bad the rest of your raid is

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and thats just a very common thing for assa

proven carbon
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i mean like i said
this is the only fight/content i'm playing assa on
i play sub every other fight
after 100+ pulls on paladins you run out of things to look at in your own logs

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so i look at other logs to see if there are any glaring issues

severe meadow
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Are you losing to enrage or are you just dying to stuff or what

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what problem are you trying to fix with logs

proven carbon
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its not a problem anymore
early prog i had cd timing issues and fixed them with my own logs

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if everyone was alive the boss would die

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as is with almost every prog group ever

severe meadow
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right, you're prob playing fine, can't make your team do it

proven carbon
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yeah so after 100 pulls i like to see how i stack up

severe meadow
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we're still losing people to intermission on alleria because why not

proven carbon
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i just cant wait to be done with paladins..

severe meadow
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yeah, worst fight of the tier

proven carbon
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alleria at least looks fun

severe meadow
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until maybe lura p1 wipe factory

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I think alleria is fun personally

proven carbon
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paladins is so blah

haughty flicker
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i liked alleria on heroic, havent gotten there on mythic yet

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but also

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im playing spriest so

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very biased

drifting cloud
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I think your enjoyment of alleria will mostly depend how many melee your raid plays lol

severe meadow
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Priest on alleria is apparently the worst shit ever

haughty flicker
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on mythic yeah

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ive heard

severe meadow
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bc you need help crossing and wheelchair for arrows

haughty flicker
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oh well i dont need help crossing at least

severe meadow
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and slow on intermission

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xd

haughty flicker
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unless the gaps are larger

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i just glide

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lol

proven carbon
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race change dracthyr xdd

severe meadow
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you're also fine on intermission too then

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our dracs don't take arrows at all I think

proven carbon
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from what little i've watched of m alleria
i like the way the fight flows

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looking forward to it

severe meadow
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it's a bit hectic but once you get the movement down

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not so bad

proven carbon
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ye

severe meadow
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if your raid is a bunch of goobers, you might struggle a bit in p2 with hitting the clones

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with the obelisks

keen raven
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Why do rogues have such low health compared to like every class lmao

drifting cloud
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they have same health as like 70% of other specs

languid nova
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Guys I play both sub and assa and I have a mythic krick dagger and a mythic skyreach dagger. Is it worth it to swap out the crafted offhand with both upgraded with voidcore? Or am I better off upgrading crafted offhand?

proven carbon
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on H

severe meadow
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Do you even do that on heroic

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Im not talking about the white arrows

proven carbon
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no

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i was talking about the white arrows being missed

severe meadow
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yeah no

proven carbon
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so im worried about obelisks

haughty flicker
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well if you cant hit one arrow you prob will struggle with the other

severe meadow
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The purple lines you get from the obelisks

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with the 3 lines

haughty flicker
proven carbon
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yeah its going to be rough

severe meadow
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you have to line those up and hit clones on the other platforms

proven carbon
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yea

outer lodge
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big simalacrum sniping

severe meadow
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yeah

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whatever tank you have tanking alleria at the same will be who makes that easy or not

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because they can move her in and bait it

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and let you have room

haughty flicker
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ono

proven carbon
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considering our tank is missing taunts every 3 pulls on paladins i'm not holding my breath

severe meadow
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bc ranged also have a clone to hit

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so you need room in the middle to feel comfy

buoyant herald
potent oracle
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whats the reaosn behind assa's low dmg in raids

jolly stirrup
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Keeping us low so we fuck next season

golden loom
jolly stirrup
blazing totem
blazing totem
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assa does good boss dmg, unfortunately on some fights it just blows to swap cuz the adds are too low hp for you to even bother

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so some ppl just tunnel boss

buoyant herald
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But also some adds do kinda matter so if you don’t swap you get called out

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Or you do less than the tanks and get called out if you even touch them

shell kraken
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Hi! I've just bonus-rolled Puzzle box, but only crest for 3/6 - safe to voidshard it?

golden loom
frosty cedar
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nope

shell kraken
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oh then ok 😄

jolly stirrup
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So +11 and higher guarantee a shard?

balmy condor
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10 and higher

safe briar
balmy condor
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what sim is suggesting taking off your crafted dagger

honest flower
analog field
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Whisp isn't it close with 2 arcanoweaves? Does it really matter 2 arcano or 1+1 ?

buoyant herald
analog field
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Having feet instead of dagger for example

buoyant herald
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The true opportunity cost there is the reduced stats from a 285 crafted vs 289 6/6

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On top of the embellish

analog field
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feet is not big stats

buoyant herald
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Feet is mid stats

analog field
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like sub rogues craft belt which is the same as feet

balmy condor
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what the fuck are you guys simming for gods sake

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that's so cooked

analog field
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For me it is defintely an upgrade but I have hero feet

buoyant herald
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Off hand is like…the least impactful slot but somewhere you can put the single best embellishment

celest ruin
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include a non-embellished crafted boots on your sim

analog field
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i included another 298 dagger

mortal crag
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Hunt seems much better than whatever small bonus a 298 dagger would give me

buoyant herald
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Yes

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So when you’re thinking of doing 2 x 6/6 myth daggers, you’re gaining 3 ilvls in the lowest impact slot for the trade off of:

worse embellishment elsewhere
-3 potential ilvls on your new second embellishment site

mortal crag
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Yep

buoyant herald
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Now to be fair with the stat squish that’s fuck all

mortal crag
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Can you put hunt on not weapons?

buoyant herald
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Eg 3 ilvls on boots was 2 main stat and a single secondary

buoyant herald
subtle tundra
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meow

stray fable
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if we dont have a 6/6 myth track dagger do we just send our first voidcore into our crafted weapon?

buoyant herald
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yes

subtle tundra
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yes

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just use them!

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you will get more

buoyant herald
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they're infinitely farmable

stray fable
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love it

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it will be Sent

buoyant herald
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already used 4 on my shaman lol

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5*

real pike
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Did a 10 last night

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Tank did less overall than the healer

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Not sure I have ever seen that

rugged basalt
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gm

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wtf you're playing boxes

ancient ingot
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Guys how did u using deffs on last boss correctly? Can’t find peak dmg boss

balmy condor
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during phase 1 basically not at all

ancient ingot
balmy condor
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and then pretty much feint on cd

ancient ingot
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Because cloak not working or I’m blind

balmy condor
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in p2?

ancient ingot
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Ah my bad I didn’t say last boss seat

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Was confused p1,p2 xd

balmy condor
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yeh I mean you can pretty much feint whenever

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the big majority of your damage taken is just the dot

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you take more when the crystals ain't silenced so I guess focus on having feints for that

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but shit just hurts

analog hedge
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ik feint says aoe, so it doesnt work on skyreach 2nd boss laser soak right?

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or does it?

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👀

balmy condor
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well you run elusiveness

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so it works, yes

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if it's not the aoe it's the elusiveness part

real pike
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people in my guild legitimately enjoy the new system and it has me baffled

balmy condor
analog hedge
real pike
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it's so free and feels so cheap

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vaults are worthless to me now I literally only need sockets and rerolls

worldly sail
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i would have probably liked it more if you weren't able to slingshot your gear with the myth achievement + alt bullshittery

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and if we also didn't get unlucky with leather gear in raid garf_sit

balmy condor
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me resisting the urge to crash out about how shit gear is in this game for the 3rd time today

winged quail
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I’m seriously considering making a new character to slingshot it to max

balmy condor
worldly sail
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me when our healers are 290 and im struggling at 287 garf_sit but i dont care dps doesn't matter at this point lole

winged quail
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Like the weeks of gearing have been a total waste of time when you can get full myth in a week

golden loom
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I might have a small addiction to the game dw about it

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this was this weeks vaults tho so not bad !

analog field
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Bonus rolls are good I think, and getting gear or not having an unusable vault

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but they have to do something with gear for sure

vestal wren
analog field
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and crest achievement should not be in the game imo

vestal wren
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they just make things more annoying to min/max

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but even without, the crest requirements are quite big

mortal crag
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I like having alts at a higher level

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Having them all stuck on like 250 cause I can’t put equal time into all of them would be a negative

golden loom
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I wouldnt mind not having the upgrade system at all and just going back to the good old days of static ilvl and higher lvl stuff dropping the highest ilvl garf

vestal wren
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e.g. we are at 900 crests now, you need roughly 1300 crests to fully upgrade if you do cheeses.
Technically could get a bit lower if you use the new upgrade item on heroic before upgrading your mythic weapons/trinkets

honest comet
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I'm limited on crests but then again I don't have any alts at all and I crafted 3 pieces. Still at 286 ilvl so it's not really an issue 😅

balmy condor
rugged basalt
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When I finish my weeklies on the one char I play I close the game and play aram mayhem or cs2 🗣️

vestal wren
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i wanted to test some 12.0.7

balmy condor
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I tested raid today and was fine idk

vestal wren
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and i get game crashed served

balmy condor
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that was uh

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13 hours ago

golden loom
vestal wren
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maybe it was fixed, i can try later today

balmy condor
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the new boss is an absolute joke btw

rugged basalt
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can u describe the boss in 5 words

vestal wren
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the new raid is supposed to be a loot piniata i assume

mortal crag
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Yep

vestal wren
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tho isn't 12.0.7 another item level push?

balmy condor
civic trellis
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  • counts as a word im pretty sure
rugged basalt
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Saladhaar tww or saladhaar midnight

balmy condor
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here, you want a raid plan too? cause we solved the fight in 35 minutes and then spent the rest trying to brute force it with 13 people and getting gear checked

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cause they scaled us to 279 for some reason

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there ya go

rugged basalt
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Thanks

balmy condor
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its chimaerus raid plan cause he has 3 different types of adds and a circle room

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but like

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imagine in your mind's eye that they're all big mushroom fuckers

golden loom
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I love adds

balmy condor
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and it's good enough

rugged basalt
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The page didn't load and I thought the whole plan was "please fucking kick this add"

balmy condor
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take the short chubby ones under the boss, take the short skinny ones a bit away so they don't die on top

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make two death piles

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pull boss onto this guy for the first set of adds for the death pile, kick it

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do the second set of adds on the first set's death pile to keep them stacked, burn the interrupt guy down

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boss stomps, turns them all to mushrooms

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kill mushroom, use a defensive for the pop cause one mushroom will be out in africa

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run debuff out

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repeat until boss dead

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that's the entire fight

vestal wren
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at least you can aoe pad

balmy condor
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I played sub at the start but the mushrooms are every 2 min

drifting sail
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Quick question if you first apply your dots ie rupture garrote on your target then pop a lights potential does the next tick of your dots do more damage? Or do you need to pop the light first and then apply dots?

balmy condor
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it's dynamic

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so it'll update and deal more

rugged basalt
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The fight looks cool

golden loom
rugged basalt
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Can't wait to compete with subs

golden loom
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I hope to god next tier just 6 single target fights prayge prayge prayge prayge prayge prayge prayge prayge

rugged basalt
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If I get guidon in my gv I'll silently grumble ngl

balmy condor
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it's legit just run your fixate adds to a marker and control where they die

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for 6 minutes

vestal wren
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I see if i can fix my client

rugged basalt
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And I'll still ignore it for socket 🗣️ Staying loyal to sinning

vestal wren
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and maybe test heroic next week

balmy condor
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and if you have enough ilvl, you outheal the ramping raid ticking damage

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cause that's honestly the thing that stopped us from killing

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boss had a gorillion health

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and just ramps ticking damage every 5ish seconds until you die

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liquid got really close to killing it though, blizzard had to spawn in like an entire room full of adds to force a wipe or something ICANT

rugged basalt
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Why is no one doing raids rn

balmy condor
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we got to ~40% with 13 people

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15 minimum btw

golden loom
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oh yeah theres flex raiding on it

rugged basalt
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Oh yeah flex raiding omg

balmy condor
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yeah the boss honestly felt like a beta test of flex raiding + mid-tier raid

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testing the waters

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but mechanically it's basically just a really fat delve boss

mortal crag
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I think that’s exactlywhat it is isn’t it

balmy condor
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or like a dungeon boss

golden loom
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ye im kinda fine with that tbh

balmy condor
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I mean it's better than the alternative of it being uu'nat 2.0

golden loom
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Famed Slayer of the Grudge Pit? pog

balmy condor
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but our raid is 3 hours

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and if it doesn't die in 3 hours

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I would be suprised, and depressed

golden loom
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was it mythic testing or heroic?

balmy condor
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mythic

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heroic is next week

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I don't even know what the myth mechanic is im ngl

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the myth testing felt like heroic

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wait

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the myth mechanic is that the adds can't die on top of each other

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holy hell heroic is actually freelo

vestal wren
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lol

balmy condor
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you literally just run the boss onto the first interrupt add

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stack on the boss

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the adds fixate, run under the boss

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and you just giga aoe skullfuck them when they respawn

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and that's the entire fight

golden loom
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wait since myth is 15-25... what if heroic can be 40 man !!! pog I WANT 3 FPS

balmy condor
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funglings don't exist on heroic

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no mechanics on them btw, they're just vorasius adds without the on-death

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that's pretty sick ngl

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just a big aoe meatgrinder boss

golden loom
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time to demise

balmy condor
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oh for sure

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although they die kinda fast

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CT felt okay on mythic when we were scaled down and missing 2-4 dps

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but something tells me if we walk in with 10 more ilvl.....

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oh right and all the gear is random stats

mortal crag
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That’s interesting

golden loom
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10 more ilvl and who knows if theres just a 15% damage buff when u walk in cause they enable it for that raid also garf

balmy condor
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is it though

mortal crag
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Kinda yea

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Idk if it’s good

golden loom
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secondary stats pog

balmy condor
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this isn't my definition of interesting ngl

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can't wait to loot council this shit

mortal crag
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Lol

balmy condor
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"everyone go sim mast/vers"

golden loom
balmy condor
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holy shit a trinket with a 30ish% uptime secondary stat proc?

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SAY IT AINT SO

mortal crag
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It’s only 2 peices for each like material right

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Oooh

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That’s interesting

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Random raid

balmy condor
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it's like that other trinket that has existed in some form every season for the last 8 years

sharp viper
# balmy condor testing the waters

isn't that always the case? I presumed it wouldn't be something serious, just a beta test for live realm (like all the content so far)

golden loom
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they need to bring back socket bonuses and sockets on all items and make unique items garf

balmy condor
mortal crag
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Isn’t that the point of a test?

balmy condor
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I'm willing to bet money that they do this 4 raid in one tier thing, people like it

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and then they don't fucking do it for another 2 expansions

sharp viper
balmy condor
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cause that was the point of trial of valor in legion as well

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and it was one of the most beloved raids of all time

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and they just

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didn't fucking do anything with that

golden loom
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the roadmap did have a mid-patch raid planned for next season aswell right?

balmy condor
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did it?

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based

analog field
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12.1.5

sharp viper
balmy condor
golden loom
balmy condor
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.7 patch is like victory lap for the season

sharp viper
balmy condor
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.5 patch is like

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middle of prog for the average CE guild

golden loom
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theres a new game mode in 12.1.7

balmy condor
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that's very whack

analog field
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Maybe the goal is to split raids

mortal crag
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Labrynth is the big delve right?

sharp viper
analog field
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like 5 bosses and 5 bosses?

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or something

balmy condor
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labyrinth is mega dungeon delve

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yes

golden loom
mortal crag
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Looks cool

sharp viper
golden loom
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I imagined it would be plunderstorm 3

sharp viper
balmy condor
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"new standalone mode"

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whatever the hell that means

sharp viper
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glorp storm 3 glorpingspree

analog field
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it's like a survival game I think

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a more spooky etc

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these are the rumours

untold mortar
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bring back plunderstorm

balmy condor
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is abyss anglers a new "standalone mode"

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is plunderstorm a standalone mode

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is delve a standalone mode

mortal crag
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When are they bringing back the auction house mount

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I would like one

golden loom
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the interesting thing about the 12.1.5 new raid is that it might not be a 1 boss raid?

balmy condor
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"new content and systems" in a .5 patch scares me

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ngl

mortal crag
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Isn’t there a new thing coming in .7

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The like buff book thing

balmy condor
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new systems in a 1.5 patch means that either the 1.0 raid is overtuned to shit and you need the 1.5 to nerf it

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or the 1.0 raid is balanced and the 1.5 system destroys it

golden loom
balmy condor
golden loom
balmy condor
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if I was harry potter I'd be summoning a fucking deer or whatever irl right now

golden loom
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delving weekly on 4 chars gets her lvl'd up quick garf

balmy condor
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idk man, midnight so far has felt like dragonflight 3.0

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and not in a "wow they improved on the dragonflight systems!" way

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it's more of a "we doin this shit again raw for the 3rd time with no changes and calling it new content?" kinda way

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and last titan is part of the whole worldsoul thing so I doubt it's fucking overhauling anything

honest comet
#

Jokes on you, I didn't play DF

balmy condor
#

dragonflight 4.0........

golden loom
#

its kinda weird, I really liked tww s1 cause I started then, then I think season 2 was pretty bad, season 3 was peak and now midnight feels a bit worse than season 3 but still better than season 2

balmy condor
#

stuck farming crests for another 3 years

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strap in

golden loom
#

like I think I played an equal amount of classic during s2 as I did retail cause I did not even bother playing alts

balmy condor
#

I find myself so uninterested in anything midnight related, much faster than tww, which was much faster than df

mortal crag
#

I think there’s a lot more to do if you’re not a raider

balmy condor
#

yeah but just having MORE to do isn't fun

mortal crag
#

I mean it might be for someone else

balmy condor
#

like the more you're doing isn't really interesting or fun or new in any way

runic hinge
#

They need to bring back the soup

balmy condor
#

like prey? I guess?

golden loom
#

I personally love mindless griding but I don't think there really is any in retail

balmy condor
#

who is doing prey

golden loom
#

yeah I only do prey for the delve map thing garf (shoot me)

balmy condor
#

prey is kinda interesting sometimes maybe

honest comet
#

Haven't done prey since the week after nightmare I think

balmy condor
#

even if it's like the same 8 npcs

mortal crag
#

I really like the influx of people doing housing content

balmy condor
#

on a loop

golden loom
#

the coolest thing about prey is the NPC guy ur doing it for

runic hinge
#

That guy is surely betraying us later

balmy condor
#

but then like what is different/new in midnight for the non-raiders

#

abyss anglers?

honest comet
#

Haven't tried that

balmy condor
#

void rituals are just mini delves, idk bout that

#

dundun?

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is dundun cool?

mortal crag
#

Idk man

runic hinge
#

Void rituals are better delves because I don’t have to worry about the stupid npc pulling me into combat

mortal crag
#

Not for me

honest comet
#

Did one ritual, felt boring.

I somewhat miss the end of i think it was BFA with the orgrimar and stormwind corrupted event 😅

balmy condor
#

I mean idk either

normal mist
golden loom
#

they ruined abundance when they nerfed it week 1

balmy condor
#

that's why I'm asking

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cause I genuinely just

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don't get it

normal mist
#

Abundance is whatever

mortal crag
#

I don’t think those people are in the rogue discord though tbh

balmy condor
balmy condor
runic hinge
#

All this content is for Kwan

honest comet
#

Nobody's here
..

normal mist
#

I haven't done the initial quest for the anglers and that says a lot

honest comet
#

Time to doom some more over rogue tuning?

balmy condor
#

has your gf

normal mist
#

Nope

balmy condor
#

massive

normal mist
#

She does housing A LOT

mortal crag
#

Mine built a house

vestal wren
#

it works, not crashing happy_holiday_pepe

balmy condor
#

I'm not sure jez has done abyss anglers either

normal mist
#

And guildies love her cooks

mortal crag
#

And then demanded I help get a bunch of crap from old content

honest comet
#

I don't even know what the angler thing is. Sounds like fishing, and the highest ive ever tried to lvl that is 15 before I wanted to shoot myself 😶

mortal crag
#

I did some abyss

normal mist
#

And she follows some girl Instagram acc that does amazing housing stuff and tries to replicate

balmy condor
mortal crag
#

You swim about and shoot fish with a gun

balmy condor
#

and you don't press your own buttons

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you press the shoot gun button

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and it fires a bullet

honest comet
#

That sounds... Awful

balmy condor
#

which maybe hits

vestal wren
#

the angler even'ts main problem is hitboxes

balmy condor
#

sometimes

golden loom
#

they talked about it on the bench, but what if all this content just gave u a couple of myth crests, then I would know what DunDun is all about 🔥

mortal crag
#

It’s like fine

#

It’s just a mini game sorts thing

vestal wren
#

the "overlay" icons often obfuscate the smaller fish

mortal crag
#

If the reward were something I wanted I’d do it more

balmy condor
#

abyss anglers is a whatever mini game

#

they made it sound much more than what it is

vestal wren
#

and the hitboxes of the larger ones are not great

honest comet
#

I remember plants vs zombies and peggle.... Those were minigames 😂

vestal wren
runic hinge
#

It does feel like there is a ton of casual content and usually I try to engage with most of it but there’s so much I’m just doing keys instead cause I’m overwhelmed

balmy condor
#

it's like a code jam mini-game some dev made in a weekend on a cocaine bender

runic hinge
#

I pugged a mythic boss

balmy condor
#

and they went "yep great, put it in as a front page feature for the patch"

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and then it launched

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and people were like why am I doing this

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and then no one did it

#

and now it's just kinda there for the achievement hunters to grind for the next 4 months

mortal crag
#

Yeah?

normal mist
#

The best way to usually incentivize non raiders/m+ pushers to do this kind of content, is being generous with the rewards.

  • mounts;
  • transmogs;
  • toys;
  • pets;
  • amazing housing decor;
    Etc
vestal wren
#

I did the anglers event

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outside of the 1M point achivement

honest comet
#

I'm gonna try to pug dreamrift this week. Hard without CE 😅

But hey I got a 97 parse in a pug heroic run so theres that

vestal wren
#

that one is true evil

balmy condor
#

it's just a diver suit and that's it, no?

vestal wren
#

(just way too high to grind)

normal mist
balmy condor
normal mist
#

And the diver suit is probably a recolour

balmy condor
#

it is

normal mist
#

Of something we already had

vestal wren
#

the rest is fine

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like some are grindy

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but not 1M point grindy

normal mist
#

New items/models >>>> recolours

balmy condor
vestal wren
#

can do in an afternoon

balmy condor
#

oh I guess there's a couple charms

normal mist
#

Yeah I like my HD T2 in purple.... but that's it

balmy condor
#

and a fish mace

vestal wren
#

btw. if you want to do it

honest comet
#

What's the fastest m+ dungeon to farm shards from?

I've done a bunch of skyreach, but man the quality of people in +10-12 is wild. Literal garbage or gods, no inbetween

vestal wren
#

you can buy the item that gives a quest

#

then accept the quest

#

and sell the item back

mortal crag
#

The fish mace is kinda sick ngl

vestal wren
#

not that it matters, but less grind

mortal crag
#

It like floops about

vestal wren
#

the weapon fish transmog is nice

#

if you don't have the one from islands

#

housing stuff for exp only

balmy condor
vestal wren
#

(tho everyone is exp capped in housing atm)

balmy condor
#

or maybe pit?

golden loom
#

Pit is the goddamn goat

honest comet
#

Pit has crossed my mind

balmy condor
#

I guess skyreach probably fast too

#

any of the 3

mortal crag
#

Sky is fast

balmy condor
#

probably pretty close

#

just avoid seat and terrace

#

those are slow as shit

vestal wren
#

you can do the delves too, they are typically fast

golden loom
#

like honestly the dungeon pool this season is so good, but I also don't really care about pushing keys garf

mortal crag
#

I’ve got sky on lock after grinding it non stop for mythic shit

balmy condor
honest comet
#

Skyreach takes about 12-15 minutes. Unless the group is garbo

balmy condor
#

can just stealth through some delve

mortal crag
#

Seat is ass

golden loom
#

u only get shards 100% from bountiful delves tho

vestal wren
#

think they need to be 11 tho

mortal crag
#

Fuck seat

golden loom
#

so max 4 per day

mortal crag
#

Apparently tier 5 ritual is quite good

vestal wren
golden loom
#

u also only get shards 100% from 2 nightmare preys weekly (the first 2 that give a box)

mortal crag
#

But also like, na

vestal wren
#

i hated seat starting of the season

#

its fine

#

i would like to do cleave damage tho

#

3 boss fight is kinda meh on sub

mortal crag
#

Yea

golden loom
#

playing third boss as arms warrior is infinite dopamine

mortal crag
#

Some of the pulls kinda feel like, small as well

#

Idk it just feels like it drags

balmy condor
runic hinge
#

Seat pretty fast

balmy condor
#

They took precise cuts from outlaw, gutted caustic spatter on sin

#

And sub is well… it’s sub

vestal wren
#

outlaw/sin feel slightly better

#

but its a water drop on a hot stone

mortal crag
#

What’s this?

vestal wren
#

mythic paladins

mortal crag
#

Oh lol

#

Yo fuck you shaman

#

Bench this guy

vestal wren
#

sub was last recently

mortal crag
#

Where’s boomy

vestal wren
#

but seems like ele tok over the last place

#

balance is middle of the pack

mortal crag
#

Going by my guilds boomies they should be bottom bottom

vestal wren
#

hunter is leading

mortal crag
#

Hunter seems so good this season

vestal wren
#

think its just uncommon now

#

for specs to get nerfed heavily

golden loom
#

the 12.0.5 changes to marksman made me not log into mine again garf

vestal wren
#

i mean

#

pick dk or devourerer

golden loom
#

im a havoc gamer garf

vestal wren
#

and you got rewarded heavily for playing op / meta chasing

golden loom
#

my first 2 vaults were a myth puzzlebox and then a myth axe (which doesnt have int)

#

did try a couple of keys as dev and it felt good to play but I prefer melee and havoc

mortal crag
#

Dev defo struggles if ur tanks a shitter though

vestal wren
#

you struggle as a rogue too if your tank pulls 3 mobs at the time

rocky holly
#

tank chain pulls mobs 3 at a time

vestal wren
#

or in raid if strategies don't play around having melee dps (which is common)

rocky holly
#

no restealth

vestal wren
#

he "chain" pulls, when the last mob is low, so you can't re-stealth

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and 3 at the time most of the time

#

enough to do 12-14s

rocky holly
#

nightmare fuel

golden loom
quiet star
rocky holly
#

like in monsters inc except instead of kids screaming it’s rogues screaming because no restealth and vanish is CD from the last 3 mob chain pull

shy axle
#

no, it is how it should be pepe_chad

golden loom
#

Actually agree

vestal wren
mortal crag
quiet star
mortal crag
#

Join us

golden loom
#

My soak spot was with 3x unholy dks that didnt care cause they have ranged abilities garf

mortal crag
#

You don’t have to track bleeds

quiet star
rocky holly
#

sub is so fun until you’re fresh out of dance and theres 2 or 3 mobs that are ~5% hp that won’t die because everyone is holding and you’re out of energy and hit like a wet noodle

balmy condor
#

I was starting to fall asleep halfway through the first pull already

mortal crag
#

I like paladins

#

I wish we weren’t fuckn awful on it

#

I think dragons is my least favourite personally

balmy condor
#

It just felt like a classic mechanic vomit council fight

#

Gotta dodge 5 things, each guy got his special ability

#

Gotta kill at the same time

mortal crag
#

What was the dude in dragon flight who’d like get different shaman abilities as you moved him across the room

balmy condor
#

Kurog

mortal crag
#

That fight was fuckn sick

balmy condor
#

He was cool yeah

#

Primal council was also kinda cool that raid

#

One of the less sloppy council fights

golden loom
#

Paladins is atleast 10x more fun than soul hunters garf

mortal crag
#

Him and sludge were my favourites

golden loom
#

(I might be biased against soul hunters cause I was dead on the kill for my first 5 kills of it)

#

on 3 diff chars

balmy condor
#

Soul hunters kinda sucked but it was more engaging and the intermissions were cool with the chains and stuff

mortal crag
#

Castle nath was such a good raid

balmy condor
#

Paladins the special ability is “tank needs to run it off your screen”

golden loom
#

Soul hunters felt way more like mechanic vomit

balmy condor
#

Yeah at some points that’s true

rocky holly
#

sin is just so perfect feelsloveman perfect dmg profile perfect playstyle, only thing that isn’t perfect is that both other specs got 2 buffs in a row

golden loom
#

and the intermissions on rogue was kinda interesting to live but then u played DK on it and u legit could afk

golden loom
#

yeah class is unfair

balmy condor
#

Our dk player legit does zero prep going into a fight

#

And just learns it as he goes

#

But he learns faster than 2/3rds of our raid

#

So he’s giga chilling

golden loom
#

atleast on crown they have to jump the gap (which one of our dks failed a few times)

balmy condor
#

Cause he can just ignore half the mechanics and get away with it

#

Bro on crown

#

The first time we saw intermission

#

He legit just sat there and didn’t eat an arrow

#

The entire intermission

#

Pressed amz

#

Afk’d next to the boss

#

And then went “that kinda hurts”

golden loom
#

DK on p3 dimmy vibes garf

#

everyone is in hell they are singing payphone

balmy condor
#

Cannot believe those fuckers are asking for a raid buff

#

They just aren’t affected by half the raid

#

And are required hard stack on the last 2 bosses in every tier for the last 3 years

#

They have an immune

#

Amz

#

And then they’re fucking bitching about “man we don’t bring anything”

golden loom
#

they have 2 walls (lichborne and IBF) on top of actually just having infinite talents making them unkillable

#

death strike??

balmy condor
#

Insane work

#

Don’t they have a cheat death

#

Is purg just blood

golden loom
#

blood DK does ye

balmy condor
#

Dps doesnt?

golden loom
#

nope but dps has this

balmy condor
#

Oh great

quiet star
balmy condor
#

As does mage and paladin and hunter

#

????

quiet star
golden loom
#

cant find it anymore garf

#

buff dk !

mortal crag
#

Frost did get a buff

#

Seems like it got pretty good

quiet star
golden loom
#

nevermind its still there!

#

its even better than what I linked

quiet star
mortal crag
#

Rogues sure do like to talk about dks a lot

balmy condor
balmy condor
golden loom
#

to be fair I think havoc is almost as tanky as DK this tier

quiet star
balmy condor
#

DK’s just be standing in shit

golden loom
#

blur being a 2 charge 1 min cd - 10 second duration 35% wall ispretty good

balmy condor
#

We have a survival hunter with a dk alt

#

He did crown as a survival hunter, recleared as dk cause he’s playing it on belo/lura

golden loom
#

also this when u blade dance every 6 seconds and after every eye beam u blade dance twice is actually op as fuck

balmy condor
#

And he legit was like “dude what the fuck is dk I don’t care about anything”

golden loom
#

and what the fuck is this btw

quiet star
balmy condor
#

24% leech in midnight healer meta where you don’t get one shot by everything

#

Is wild

golden loom
#

yeah I am telling you havoc is not fair

#

its just outshined by dev

quiet star
#

really big numbers

golden loom
#

this + another talent that gives 6% magic Dr

#

every soul you pick up heals you for a shitton aswell

balmy condor
balmy condor
mortal crag
#

I’ve been seeing more of them recently

quiet star
mortal crag
#

I guess the devourer nerf pushed some back to havoc

balmy condor
#

That’s op!

golden loom
#

but the damage taken compared to how big our HP is this tier makes the 15% max hp shield on blade dance really op

balmy condor
#

In case you didn’t know

quiet star
#

but still while it's a rng proc

#

it's not that useful as DR with 35% damage

balmy condor
#

I mean the fact that it’s rng is what makes it bullshit

quiet star
#

I mean it would be good on tank

golden loom
#

even last season I did nexus king and dimmy on Fury and Havoc before I did it on assa, going from 2 unkillable specs to rogue on those fights was kinda eye opening kekw

balmy condor
#

But the numbers themselves are kinda good

quiet star
#

but not on rogue with 420k hp

golden loom
#

the nexusking claws did 0 damage to fury, instead you did like 16m damage to the boss when you got them

mortal crag
#

How’s the dps monk doing

#

I haven’t seen many of them

balmy condor
#

Like you get hit by a mechanic, it does giga dam, you get healed

golden loom
#

think windwalker is kinda good atm? idk

balmy condor
#

If you proc, gg

#

Tanks just get slapped 24/7

quiet star
#

not really helps

balmy condor
#

So having something that reduces every couple autos is fine

quiet star
#

so you still play for feint cloak to mitigate, and this thing is just unclear why squishy class need it

#

still I'm not complaining on that, but design choice is strange to me

#

feint is super op anyway

balmy condor
blazing totem
#

monks slap

balmy condor
#

So it’s kinda poop if they can’t get it off

#

Like Vorasius adds they’re useless

blazing totem
#

was looking at graphs and they get insane value out of PI right now

#

probably for Fists channel?

balmy condor
#

Yeh

#

Giga haste

#

They’re bonkers with pi cause all their shit is channel and hasted cds

#

They do big dam though

#

Just kind of a whack profile I think

golden loom
#

yeah theres some thing with blackout kick hitting again depending on haste or smthing aswell right

blazing totem
#

the dmg is there but not sure monk players are happy with how it all plays out

#

it's kinda cringe

golden loom
tall atlas
#

any poppin M+ assa guides?

balmy condor
#

What are we looking for out of an m+ guide

#

Basically just press cds on cd, ct till everything has bleeds

#

Spam envenom like usual

red schooner
#

Time to watch a compromised account get shot

balmy condor
#

!ban @split apex spam

red schooner
#

Neat.

nova aspen
#

naughty jason clickin links

strange wolf
#

i mean honestly M+ on assa is quite easy. the only thing you need to learn is. See this guy. alr click kingsbane on this guy

normal mist
#

"Where did the guy went 5 seconds after my cast???"

strange wolf
quiet star
#

ok it looks like I'm hallucinating but sometimes I died in cloak from void zones

#

there is no bug like that right? and it's jut my bad timing?

spice surge
#

Lots of stuff go through cloak these days

plain thistle
#

yeah, its not legion anymore besad

#

bring back soak of sargeras

storm forum
#

next expac cloak is gonna just be a phys dr with DS

quiet star
indigo thicket
#

is there a "low key build" similar to bleed build last xpac?

storm forum
#

yeah

spice surge
storm forum
#

its in the faq

#

as TINY BOY WEEKLY KEYS or something

plain thistle
spice surge
#

Yeah but that's fight defining debuffs that's supposed to go through

#

Not a random purple voidzone on the ground

plain thistle
#

thats fair

spice surge
#

Like in seat the big voidwalkers AOE goes through cloak but does not go through bubble

#

It seems insanely arbitrary which spells go through in dungeons

sharp viper
#

member when cloak was 1 min cd

spice surge
#

As was cheat

sharp viper
#

cries in AMS

clear knoll
#

What’s the benefit of lil boy weekly keys. Just puts out dmg faster?

severe meadow
#

Get vault done

#

Go next

clear knoll
#

I meant the build

#

Sorry

severe meadow
#

Unless you mean build, SD good in lower keys

#

Stuff dies really which adds value to it

sharp viper
#

*pads value to it

severe meadow
#

Ye

quiet star
#

how can I check what cloak protects and what not?

spice surge
#

!def

prisma monolithBOT
quiet star
#

thx

#

it's a fking rocket science now

spice surge
#

Always has been

quiet star
#

and this shit kills me today

#

at least I'm not crazy

#

but I would prefer to be crazy and have normal cloack tbh

clear knoll
quiet star
clear knoll
#

Ah thanks

rugged basalt
#

Why did wowhead make an article out of one boss' ability from one dungeon

#

😭

blazing totem
#

cuz they are desperate for content

#

same as that one post that was totally AI-generated a few days back

#

or the post that "showed" how to reach lvl 90 fast

#

and all that post was about was "go watch this YT video" or "go read this reddit post"

#

yeah gee thanks kekw

royal lantern
severe meadow
#

Jokes on you buddy, I timed my key because this told me not to stand in a circle

clear knoll
#

Yall use potion of recklessness?

#

I been using the yellow one

civic trellis
#

i use the holy dmg proc one out of spite

coral ibex
#

is this a whole article about how to not stand in a circle

severe meadow
#

Yeah

#

Comedic timing because it’s a new post

coral ibex
#

me when i need a wowhead article to know how to pilot my character out of a ground effect

royal lantern
blazing totem
#

comments peak as always

solar wyvern
#

I mean its not just "dodge swirls lol" its telling you about a safespot where they never spawn that is actually fairly useful

#

Been preaching about ts day 1 tho so i guess squishei started doing higher keys to get 3400 and is learning tech kekw

golden loom
severe meadow
#

I guess for an uptime point of view it's good, if you don't want a few seconds of downtime

solar wyvern
frosty cedar
#

that cannot be real

#

is wowhead now a slop merchant, like icyveins AI generated twitter posts?

weary stump
#

Mostly yes

#

Pookie is still our reliable knowledgebase though CheemKawaii

jaunty bluff
#

I feel like for some large pulls im spamming CT too much, I know spreading the bleeds is prio but is there a point where you can stop trying to spread to every mob?

frosty cedar
#

nope, spread them bleeds boy

jaunty bluff
#

OK spread to everything then pop cds right?

frosty cedar
#

I wouldnt say so, it depends on how long the mobs are going to last. If you will definitely get your full cds off on your main target, you can spread enough to guarantee the agility buff at max

#

spreading past that before CDS is not necessary

#

unless your doing very high keys, most of the time, you can just send CDs and spread as your builder during cds

runic hinge
#

I don’t think wowhead is using AI to write articles. I do think they are pumping out as many articles as possible for engagement farming and clicks to drive ad revenue so they can make money

jaunty bluff
blazing totem
#

I would say majority is written by a human, but the quality of some can definitely be questioned

#

I don't think it's even the author's fault per se, I suspect wowhead is just pushing people to push things out to make money and drive engagement

#

which means the authors get paid some small sum, naturally

#

I just miss the old style of wowhead posts being long and detailed guides about events, mechanics or dungeons, it looks like they went the route of splitting these articles into multiple separate posts so you end up with the influx of all these one paragraph posts

real pike
#

!ui

prisma monolithBOT
rugged basalt
#

PeepoBlush1 i got aotc yippee

#

i'll take it

grizzled wedge
#

hey anyone got good talents for assass on mythic dragons in voidspire?

rapid patio
#

finally!

runic hinge
#

Whisp you had the orange creamsicle monster yet

#

It says wickedly creamy

severe meadow
rugged basalt
#

im basically rogue to worlds first material now

pure moth
#

Now you have to make a second rogue

#

Games over

rugged basalt
#

shibal

tight ginkgo
true tusk
#

Hey guys, I uploaded a log where the Skyreach parse was decent (85%), 127k in 17 timed, but then when I go to the bio it shows 119k and 60%, why?

royal lantern
sinful fable
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For assa in bigger pulls, for example first pull AA, we open on a big flower, bleeds up, pot trinket and cds, but how much do we Crimson tempest there? Literally only use it as our only builder to spread to everything? or is there a point where we stop for FoK

rugged basalt
blazing totem
rugged basalt
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ct env spam pull ya

sinful fable
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ayaya then I'm not goofing

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ty frens

rugged basalt
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u may be

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just not on that pull

sinful fable
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Do you send cds after opening on 1 target, or spread 1-2 CT's first?

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in aoe ofc

jolly stirrup
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happy with that

quaint dragon
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!sheet

prisma monolithBOT
royal scaffold
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can anyone give me a shadowmeld stealth macro? mine seems to be not working

waxen oyster
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and dont take any damage from anything

pure moth
limber lion
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Is Assa fun this patch?

stuck lodge
golden loom
balmy condor