#assassination

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rugged basalt
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I'm too lazy to farm crests

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Too early in the day to try to push keys

balmy condor
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yeah I mean I'm an arpg player, d3, d4, poe, even maplestory is like that, bosses have quintillions of health

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so I get it

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I like number go up brrrr

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but world of warcraft might be the most dogshit number go up game I play

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cause the number go up brrrr is like

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2 weeks at the start of the season when you're spamming 600 dungeons

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and then you got your stuff

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and you're stuck either waiting for vault, loot council in raid

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and even when you get the thing

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you're crest capped and can't do anything with it

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and only then

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once you jumped through the hoop of farming the thing

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and jumped through the hoop of crests

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only then

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do you get number go up

wary light
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Blizz needs to remove crests and remove gear from m+ and all will be well

balmy condor
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and the only number go up that happens

wary light
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😊😊😊😊

balmy condor
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is my agility goes up by a little

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and I gain like 2% mastery

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and 1% crit

rugged basalt
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Crests and re-enchanting POGGIES

balmy condor
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and I don't feel anything

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I mean blizzard just needs to give me interesting loot

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that I actually care about

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if I asked you to name me the saladbar neck on the spot right now, our "bis" neck

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could you do it

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do you actually know it

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or is it just "that crit/haste neck from saladbar"

rugged basalt
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ringed coil something fuck

balmy condor
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ribbon of coiled malice, yes

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(I didn't know it either)

rugged basalt
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I knew it had coil and malice

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Couldn't bs my way to the finish line

balmy condor
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but like, when the most interesting thing about your item is "it's crit/haste and whispyr told me we like crit/haste"

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something is profoundly wrong with gear

rugged basalt
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I am a barbed ymirheim choker enthusiast

balmy condor
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like wow is still an RPG

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where like

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character development

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is the entire genre

wary light
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A massively multiplayer online one I think

balmy condor
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and our character development is "idk that one thing with the secondaries that we like"

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I couldn't give a shit about 95% of the gear I've equipped in the decade I've played

rugged basalt
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Hey, at least the void ring set had some discourse on whether it was usable

balmy condor
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and the 5% of the gear that I give a shit about is stuff like transmitter and puzzle box

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because I'm traumatized

rugged basalt
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I was not a fan of the reshii wraps and the whatever fuck belt...

balmy condor
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cyrce's circlet

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circyes?

rugged basalt
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Cyrce

balmy condor
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cyrcies?

golden loom
balmy condor
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but over the years of wow

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the secondaries all got so insanely watered down

golden loom
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Yeah the fact that its so non-streamlined makes it interesting

balmy condor
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like what is the difference between vers and mastery

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or vers/mastery and crit even

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crit gives you extra cp

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and you don't notice until you've gotten like an extra 10%

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big

golden loom
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Wearing leather dps pieces vs plate dps pieces as warrior is kind of an interesting choice

balmy condor
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haste is only noticeable really on casters, or on sub rogue cause the spec feels like shit unless you hit the breakpoint

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and it's like cmon

plush umbra
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also that literally every item just almost always just has 2 stats and those two stats combined per slot just have a specific budget that's always the same

balmy condor
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surely there is something that can be done

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that isn't a haste breakpoint

golden loom
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Maybe one is a bit more dps but you are also a glass cannon and if you rip threat you die

balmy condor
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or a dogshit gameplay trinket

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that makes me want to vomit

plush umbra
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like any neck that drops in m+ 10 right now will have 2 stats and the exact same amount of stats

balmy condor
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yep

plush umbra
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so all gear feels just interchangeable and boring

balmy condor
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like I see people go feral over a bis list or their sim saying whatever combo is 15 dps better

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and it does not surprise me in the slightest

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cause the gear is actually so piss boring that the only exciting thing left to do

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is to go degenerate and over think

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and then like "oh this item isn't bis"

plush umbra
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feels like you really notice it when playing another game, been playing some d4 this week and getting the unique you want and seeing that it rolled with greater mainstat or max rolled crit damage or whatever feels very nice

balmy condor
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okay so you change your gems

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now it's bis

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crit/mast belt instead of crit/haste?

rugged basalt
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I picked the sidegrade that had the biggest number!!

balmy condor
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recraft some shit idk

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you'll find the haste somewhere

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like what's the point

golden loom
balmy condor
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we're just on a crest treadmill

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pretending like gear fucking matters

mortal crag
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I was pretty happy to get mythic gaze

acoustic birch
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why does everyone think we sin players just rerolled unholy lol

oak ember
balmy condor
acoustic birch
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HAHAHA

plush umbra
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but were you happy because gaze is a fun and interesting trinket, or were you happy because it's the biggest number?

rugged basalt
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Our role colour is not a coincidence

acoustic birch
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sadge

mortal crag
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Stop worrying about min Max

golden loom
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Who would win?

plush umbra
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don't get me wrong, I was happy to get a mythic gaze aswell, but I miss interesting trinkets 🙁

rugged basalt
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Idk how much fun I would experience from a passive trinket aside from bigger number letting me hit for more number

plush umbra
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yeah that's what I mean

rugged basalt
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So you're saying we need a transmitter esque trinket back in the fray

plush umbra
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the last trinket that made me actually laugh was grieftorch

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I got the first one in my guild, and because we were progressing and sucked, my grieftorch did like 20% of my overall

reef flower
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Which spec is the most fun between feral and arms? I like queuing simulator so might reroll one of the two

onyx veldt
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arms

rugged basalt
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Probably arms

rugged basalt
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Playing feral off rip will probably be a masochism ritual

plush umbra
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very sad to say as a former feral main 🙁

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but my god what have they done to that spec

golden loom
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Arms is very fun in keys and very boring in raid imo

onyx veldt
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we like cutting things

reef flower
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Okk masochist here so probably going feral hahaha

rugged basalt
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What spec performs really well with one finger rotation to a point that I would not need to learn the rotation

acoustic birch
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is feral absolutely gutted? like easy or some shi?

rugged basalt
mortal crag
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Maybe frost?

acoustic birch
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^

mortal crag
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Idk if it does the procs though

mortal crag
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It’ll make you meta as soon as possible even if the mob in front of you had 1 health

golden loom
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The problem is also that its hard for items to be interesting when specs have so much going on, do you care about a random damage or trinket proc when you have 100 random procs already?

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Weird items are way more noticeable in a barebones environment

mortal crag
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The crown trinkets pretty cool

runic hinge
plush umbra
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they struck gold with the original dream of cenarius, and every time they changed it they made it worse imo 🙁

pallid cape
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what is the talent we use if we run lower keys where mobs die quick?

plush umbra
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sudden demise

pallid cape
plush umbra
pallid cape
rugged basalt
vestal wren
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I mean, play what you like

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Tho i think subtlety has a good case for lower keys with higher burst damage

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dots just need a bit to ramp up

rugged basalt
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Oh nvm I see it

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It's when I scroll down, not in the tl;dr table PepeSlam

pallid cape
plush umbra
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I'm fairly confident that no amount of secondary stat adjustments can make assa better on keys where things die fast

vestal wren
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need to get some mastery in ^^

rugged basalt
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I don't have enough mastery but I don't think it'll get that much better

trim oak
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But you can take in party dps with low iLevel so that your dot can last for the full duration

warm vortex
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@royal lantern

true tusk
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i imagine part of it is influenced by the puzzle box, which gives large amounts of mastery periodically, but i dont know… it still feels like im low on mastery

balmy condor
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if you're trying to get more aoe you can pump more mastery

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haste sort of falls off as you get more targets

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so that is kind of an option

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but like with any sort of target-scaling thing

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that is sort of really awkward to recommend something for

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dungeonslice will give a good healthy "average" in that regard

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but if you want more mastery, that's totally fine

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just realize that mastery is going to get better with more aoe, haste is going to get better with less

rugged basalt
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I was only referring to lower keys, I'm not really bothered by it. I haven't considered gem simming that deep yet

sharp viper
balmy condor
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yeah that is really low

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I'm talking in the magnitude of like

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8-15

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I think dungeonslice averages to somewhere in the range of 5 mob

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don't quote me on that

true tusk
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and thanks a lot for that explanation!

balmy condor
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the big yellow bar that burns your retinas

rugged basalt
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If you are simming gems and gear, it would be top gear, with dungeonslice

balmy condor
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should be enough indicator

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if you're simming ANYTHING AT ALL you do not hit that more button

rugged basalt
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If anything, you'd be using topgear for most if not all sims ngl

balmy condor
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anything you desire can be done with these two

rugged basalt
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Geniuses will scream Well akshually I use advanced

balmy condor
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these two are for quick sharing and theorycrafting

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this is the forbidden button you do not press under any circumstance

vestal wren
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just use top gear

true tusk
balmy condor
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you sim top gear

vestal wren
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copy/paste the gear list from #tc-research and you have all items you ever need

balmy condor
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and it will recommend you the gear

rugged basalt
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Topgear should give you a good indicator on what gear...gives top damage...ergo better stats

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Heard a wow achievement in my head for using the word ergo in a sentence

spice surge
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Why do you need to know stat weights, which are an approximation of how much damage you gain from each stat. When you can instead just sim your items and get an exact comparison

true tusk
balmy condor
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mr president a second shiver down my spine

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you're triggering my fight or flight right now man

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please stop

spice surge
balmy condor
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do you know what stat weight sims actually do

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like do you understand what you're simming when you do that

rugged basalt
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What cap

balmy condor
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idk, it feels like buzzwords cause someone said it was good like 4 years ago

true tusk
balmy condor
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and now the poor lad has been led astray

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it's all good, we're all here to learn

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so like top gear is the obvious one right

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it just compares the items directly

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and tells you which is better

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(or enchants or gems or whatever)

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there's a search at the top

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you get to add items

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it's cool, you should use it

vestal wren
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wait for people to learn about gearscore

normal mist
balmy condor
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stat weights just take your character as is

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and then add like 120 crit

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or whatever the number is in midnight I haven't checked

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and then tells you how much you gained from 120 crit

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which.... is not how items work

true tusk
balmy condor
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and also leads to a lot of issues where like you sim it, it says crit good

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you equip a crit thing

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you sim again

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crit is AWFUL

rugged basalt
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he's pre-shivering rn

balmy condor
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so you equip a thing without crit

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and you sim again, now crit is great again

true tusk
balmy condor
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round and round and round you go

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like when you're trying to compare what item or gem or whatever you're equipping

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you are inherently losing the thing you currently have equipped

true tusk
balmy condor
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like think of this situation:
Belt A has crit/mast
Belt B has crit/haste

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how much doesn't matter, think like a crafted belt or something, same amount of stats, same ilvl

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just mast vs haste

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you go to top gear, you select your two belts

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it evaluates your character with belt A, then evalutes your character with belt B

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and then spits out whatever the better one is, right?

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so lets say you did that same process with stat weights, or even better, you have addon like pawn where you can input a stat weight and it'll give you this cool green arrow on all your items that says UPGRADE! 15%!

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and you go "WOW GREEN ARROW GOOD" and blindly equip your shit

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what's happening there is you have Belt A equipped, you go to sim

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it says +120 haste is +1.2k dps, each haste is worth 10 dps

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repeat for all the stats

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so +120 crit might be +1.3k dps, so it's 10.5 or whatever I can't be fucked to math

rugged basalt
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Does raidbots not have a dungeon buffs toggle button because it isn't dungeonbots

balmy condor
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+120 mastery is 1k, so that's like 9

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+120 vers is 600, so it's dogshit who gives a fuck

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and then you look at that and you're like wow okay, crit and haste

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so you swap belts

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except now you have more haste

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so you sim it again with your new crit/haste belt you just recrafted

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and it does the same thing

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+120 crit is still 1.3k whatever blah blah

normal mist
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And haste will be way lower

balmy condor
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it gets to haste, now it's not +1.2k, it's only +1.1k

normal mist
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Hehehehe

balmy condor
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but your mastery went from 1k to 1.15k

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so now wait

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crit/mastery is better, right?

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except you never actually compared the two belts

true tusk
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📝

balmy condor
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you just took a gross estimation of what would happen if you gained some random amount of stat

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but you're not GAINING anything

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they're both the same ilvl

normal mist
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It's funny how I can actually visualize all this explanation but explaining it is so hard

balmy condor
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you're losing stat X

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and gaining stat Y

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but you still only have that amount of stat

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you can't just randomly gain 120 of a stat out of thin air

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you have to give up 120 of a stat in order to get 120 of a stat

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and stat weights just completely skips that part

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now, stat weights can be a very rough estimation for gems for example

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like if you're taking a socket from vault

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that is technically just free stats you're getting

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so you could I GUESS stat weight sim that and get a somewhat maybe reasonable result

normal mist
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(My gems are pushing my haste to 700 for sub yey)

balmy condor
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but outside of that niche situation where you are just adding extra stat

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it's just whack

dry mural
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in big pulls like the first pull of a key do we just spam CT till everything has bleeds and ignore spending our combo points till after that?

balmy condor
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no

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you envenom

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caustic spatter gud

normal mist
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((I actually have almost 800 now and I should recraft my belt))

rugged basalt
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oh the sim recommends green gem better for me now

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must be the vore ring

balmy condor
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raidbots would probably tell me haste flask is like negative yorbillinity dps

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but fuck you raidbots

normal mist
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Ill be honest, having the 2nd sec tec extremely fast during bl feels good

rugged basalt
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Nevermind, sidegrade I ain't changing shit

plush umbra
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it's very worth it

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trust

balmy condor
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I don't listen to haste breakpoints on sub

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I just vibe that shit

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pulling up chatgpt to ask how much haste it thinks I should have

normal mist
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That's how I ended up with 800 (with oils)

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And honestly I think I'm doing good

balmy condor
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okay nvm

normal mist
balmy condor
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chatgpt just scrapes wowhead and archon like a fucking loser

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can't even invent some bullshit number

balmy condor
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where's your imagination chatgpt

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they've enslaved my chatbot to the confines of a google search

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let my boy go

plush umbra
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they've heavily cracked down on that after google was telling people that eating rocks was healthy

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so now they're no longer allowed to hallucinate freely

balmy condor
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I remember when this mfer was just rolling on shrooms if you asked it how to spell strawberry

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look what they've done

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they've lobotomized my freethinking AI

true tusk
# balmy condor but you're not GAINING anything

correct, you end up in an infinite loop where one looks better than the other because you’ve lost one of the two stats, instead of directly comparing builds/items/enchants and seeing which combination actually gives you the biggest improvement... right?

rugged basalt
plush umbra
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people managed to get old chatgpt back because they wanted their AI boyfriends/girlfriends back

rugged basalt
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sim!!!!!!

plush umbra
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surely we can complain hard enough to get vibecrafting back in chatgpt?

true tusk
balmy condor
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I'm gonna train my own version of a chatbot

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off the 11 year dm history with my gf

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to make an AI version of my gf

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that doesn't get angry at me when I thought I responded to her instagram reel

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but then forgot to

true tusk
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my mind just exploded and everything became clearer at the same time.

balmy condor
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and now it's like 15 hours later

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and it would be weird

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so then I just sit therer

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and she yells at me for ignoring them

plush umbra
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when you get that chatbot up and running, you should stream with it, it's apparently very lucrative

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and it apparently makes you eligible to become the highest earning female streamer despite not being female

balmy condor
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brother if I'm spending all that effort setting up a chatbot jacksfilms style

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I would rather spend that effort giving myself booba

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yeah see

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you get it

rugged basalt
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Feet...

true tusk
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and i hope this doesn’t give you another shiver, but… does simulating the same thing multiple times to see variability actually help, or not?

balmy condor
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stream myself as xalatath

plush umbra
balmy condor
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on that box on the right

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you see where it says margin of error and iterations

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sims default to a margin of error of 0.05%

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so this sim is 56k, margin of error is 28 dps

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and it took 11,456 iterations to get to that accuracy

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(can think of it like 11,456 pulls of a boss or runs of a dungeon or whatever)

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so when you get these highlighted rows

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that are "sidegrades"

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what that means is that it's within that 28 dps difference

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and the sim doesn't know for sure which is better

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it would have to keep simming more and more and more and more to get more accurate

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but there's diminishing returns on that

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like if you sim 10 iterations, you have an error of like 9%

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100 iterations you get that down to like 1.5%

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and then it just ramps

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so 0.05%, you need around 11k

true tusk
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so, let’s say i take sample number 1 (with its 10,000 iterations), then i usually take 4/5/10 “samples,” and the one that shows the highest correlation (the result that appears most often) i take as the final simulation

balmy condor
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0.02% you need around 100k

true tusk
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but always same sim

balmy condor
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yeah that doesn't make any sense

true tusk
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ok, ok

balmy condor
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like doing that isn't technically any more accurate

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like uh

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lets say I draw a line on a paper

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and I ask you how long the line is

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the line might be 5.1 cm

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or 4.9 cm

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but you say 5cm

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that's close enough

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so then I draw another line

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that's between 4.9-5.1 cm

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and you say 5cm again

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and we repeat this process

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you're not actually getting any closer to knowing how long the line is

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you're just guessing more often

little tulip
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statistical formulas to remove outliers 🙂

balmy condor
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in order to know how long the line is, you would need to like get closer, pull out a ruler

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measure it

true tusk
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📝

balmy condor
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and that requires effort

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which is the same as the sim needing more iterations

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but that needs to happen on one sim

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because being more accurate on one sim, that works

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being equally accurate on multiple sims, doesn't

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the extreme example of this would be like imagine the margin of error was 50% instead of 0.05%

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coin flip style in this case

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it's either better or its not

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if you're flipping that coin 100 items, you're still not really getting more accurate

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you can make an inference eventually

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but that requires more sims of sims and you tracking the winner over hundreds if not thousands of sims

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hitting sim again 4 or 5 times won't do anything

fringe socket
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I love when Whispyr go into math mode

nova aspen
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he's ramping

balmy condor
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but also like 0.05% being the default

nova aspen
balmy condor
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is already ridiculous

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like you're doing 100k on a boss

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and you're simming something

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and you need it to be more accurate than 50 dps

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like if the boss moves a little funny cause your tank hit their spacebar on accident

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you're losing 50dps

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lets not try and pretend like we need anything more than 0.05%

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it's already borderline overkill

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my general rule personally is that if it's less than 0.3%, it doesn't fucking matter

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if it's less than 1.5%, you probably will never notice

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if it's >3%, you probably notice it over the course of a night

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if it's >5%, you probably notice it quickly

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and anything >8% you're noticing it pretty much immediately

true tusk
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ok, same for enchants, etc it's enough with 1 sim

balmy condor
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yes

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all sims you do are 0.05%

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that's the default on raidbots

true tusk
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I’ve just been reborn.

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🐦‍🔥

nova aspen
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now explain it again in german garf

true tusk
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in german?! xd

balmy condor
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deine mutter war die beste huhre im flecken

nova aspen
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he knows german

balmy condor
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dann kamm ich vorbei

nova aspen
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(i don't tho)

balmy condor
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wir hatten eine blühende liebe

true tusk
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😮

balmy condor
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und es entwickelte sich schnell

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dann gab es dich

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und du warst pothässlich

nova aspen
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hes doing it POGGIES

balmy condor
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ich nahm mein 5 euro aus der tasche

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wurf es deiner mutter hin

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und lief weg

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und jetzt bist du hier

nova aspen
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how many energy drinks did he consume in the last hour

balmy condor
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ich werd den fickser einfach nicht los

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macht mich wahnsinnig alter

spring stream
true tusk
balmy condor
spring stream
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komm*

balmy condor
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ja ist witz lass mich

honest flower
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What a rollerroaster 🎢

nova aspen
balmy condor
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anyways

true tusk
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totally

balmy condor
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morale of the story

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malarki was an ugly fucking baby and his mom was a whore

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any questions

true tusk
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and im a noob

nova aspen
balmy condor
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man fuck it's already almost 5am kill me

little tulip
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have you tried nodding off tho

true tusk
# balmy condor any questions

if i’m in a m+ group pug where i can’t compete in AoE damage because they have very high burst and the adds die very quickly (which prevents my bleeds and Envenoms from running their full duration), what build can i use to be useful in both single-target and AoE, like cleave?

trim oak
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nova aspen
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aha! i knew it was drugs YEP

balmy condor
latent kernel
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whats the difference between ancestral call, blood fury, and having nothing dmg wise? (i know its not significant, but just curious)

honest flower
balmy condor
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really only 2 builds, the default one and sudden demise

little tulip
nova aspen
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based panda

little tulip
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but ye dam low timer high just keep going

balmy condor
little tulip
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just means stuff is getting blasted

balmy condor
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so I grew up speaking german at home, and then went to a private school that taught everything in german through 8th grade

flint raptor
balmy condor
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and then I went to a public high school and didn't know any of the terms cause the terms were all in english

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and I got put into remedial math

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and the teacher quickly found out that I was not supposed to be in remedial math

latent kernel
balmy condor
#

but I just didn't know any of the fucking words in english

little tulip
balmy condor
#

so he was like okay this is called this, and this is called that

#

and then 2 weeks later I jumped 5 math classes

drifting cloud
#

yo new whispyr lore

#

noting this down

balmy condor
#

the most fun memory from remedial math, was we had to do these brick-building things

open mantle
#

race doesnt matter rlly no ?

latent kernel
# balmy condor about that

do you know why some people would be taking belf over m+? is arcane torrent good in certain scenarios?

little tulip
#

on first pack in a windrunner 17 the first lust pull was dead with 15 seconds left on kingsbane cd and it was just cruise until the tank dc'd going into kroluk

little tulip
#

was 3rd dps but we were running to pull 2 like maniacs in groups with say too much prio damage or uh lower numbers kb will be up as the pack dies and so on worse case being dm is sub 1 min yada yada

true tusk
#

bl its on sham healer

#

ofc

balmy condor
#

and you had to fill it out

#

so like the two bricks underneath

#

add to the brick above

#

and one day, the teacher gave us like 10 minutes or something to solve one as many ways as we could

#

and it looked something like this

#

so like, basic pattern recognition, the bottom 3 are empty

#

you get to go crazy

little tulip
#

did your parents speak german at home? most people don't retain their languages after a time

#

had a russian friend like that eheh da da yes mom heh

balmy condor
#

so I did this, and off I went

#

and then like at the end of the 10 minutes the teacher checked in on people

#

they had formed groups of like 3 or something

#

and they came up with like 15, 17 ways

#

I finished counting and had like 185 OmegaLUL

#

and then after that I was basically just a TA in that class and the teacher would go send me off to help people

#

was a lot of fun

true tusk
balmy condor
#

we still speak german at home

little tulip
#

this focus macro feels a lot better over the baseline imo
/cleartarget
/tm [@mouseover][]3
/focus [@mouseover,exists,nodead,harm]
/targetlasttarget

balmy condor
#

/tm [@mouseover][]3
what in the good lords name

little tulip
#

marks target with diamond

#

da purple one

balmy condor
#

oh right, that's a thing you can do

true tusk
#

@balmy condor That reminds me a bit of my aunt’s story with my cousins. My aunt is Spanish and met my uncle on a trip to Germany, in Frankfurt. My uncle is of Italian origin but was raised in Germany. When she moved there, my aunt and uncle raised their three children speaking Spanish and Italian at home, and at school they also spoke German and English.

honest flower
#

Which part of Germany? 🙂

balmy condor
true tusk
#

They know now like 4 lenguage in native level

#

Spanish, Italian, Germany and English

balmy condor
honest flower
#

I live in stuttgart. OMEGAKEKW

spice surge
#

Language mogging all the monolingual betas

#

Or something

balmy condor
#

I had a friend in college that spoke korean with her mom, russian with her dad, learned french in school, spoke spanish because she grew up in a very hispanic neighborhood, and then spoke english in school obviously

#

shit was crazy

balmy condor
#

well, not really

#

stuttgart 21 hurts my soul still and I don't even fucking live there

#

just when I go to visit my family in germany

balmy condor
#

I have to fucking walk 3 km through the god damn train station

true tusk
#

My cousins were constantly going around saying “Hurensohn” and telling us it meant “snail,” until we caught them XD

balmy condor
little tulip
#

my bicycle is rusting out back cause of covid feels bad

#

the 7/11 is about 1-2km away

true tusk
#

Childhood anecdote

honest flower
#

The Schlossgarden is pretty nice. Thats my walk to the main station form the tram. 🙂

balmy condor
#

I wiped our raid one time just afking with a debuff

#

forgot which boss

#

but I was so mad I gripped my mouse, triggering my push to talk

little tulip
#

oh no

balmy condor
#

and I was just slamming my shit on my desk going "ICH BIN DOCH EIN HUHRENSOHN"

honest flower
#

But the switching of routes every few weeks is disgusting

balmy condor
#

and my entire raid was like what the fuck

balmy condor
#

I just have to endure the walk from the ICE to the Sbahn

#

and even that is just like fucking why man

#

I go back every year

#

and every year it looks like they haven't done shit

#

I'm like oh wow that's a big hole

#

12 months later

honest flower
#

Because they haven't really

balmy condor
#

oh wow that's a big hole

#

repeat for half my life

little tulip
#

yeah idk we also have issues getting concrete for road works

balmy condor
little tulip
#

it's the weirdest thing

balmy condor
#

surely

#

this delay

#

is the last one

honest flower
#

Yeah its finished some December. Probably even this century

balmy condor
#

this century would be impressive

#

lets not get ahead of ourselves here

little tulip
#

figure it's probs to do with how badly traffic jams up whenever they go to make the 2 lane into a 3

balmy condor
#

the century is already 1/4th of the way over

honest flower
#

Don't hold me accountable. I said probably

little tulip
#

and yet unc status is still a few years away

#

yee hee

jaunty sky
balmy condor
#

yeah

#

good old brandenburg

#

willy b

jaunty sky
#

Did u know that they wanna build a transrapid again

#

In berlin

balmy condor
#

yeah good fucking luck with that

jaunty sky
#

Surely that'll work out

quiet star
#

question about POS
tank monk paralyzed Necrolyte mob(the one who can be killed) and pulled other small udneads in Garfrost boss
anyone knows what the idea behind that?

plain thistle
#

funnel

#

damage to boss

quiet star
#

I thought you should paralyze cadaver not main one

plain thistle
#

hmmm, only saw people using on cadaver

jaunty sky
#

Cadaver to make a trash pull easier

quiet star
#

and that's the question

little tulip
#

sounds like a wiff

#

but also maybe a dh was present?

jaunty sky
#

If u want funnel you dont want them to die so you keep the guy who would let them die out

little tulip
#

althought last i checked hitting 0hp mobs is peanuts

#

you uh don't do full damage to them

jaunty sky
#

For assa it gives you targets to keep the bleed on

quiet star
jaunty sky
#

For scent

quiet star
#

just some useless numbers, no?

jaunty sky
#

You dont run scent of blood in dungeons?

little tulip
#

ye lil 3-4 digit hits so you're encouraged to prio the necrolyte

jaunty sky
#

8% extra agility from the 4 extra mobs?

quiet star
jaunty sky
#

For like the whole boss?

quiet star
#

forgot about that

little tulip
#

for me personally it's the meta tanks trying to space max like dps players and griefing melee dps :x

quiet star
#

necrolyt will be here in a minute

pallid cape
#

nothing changes rotation wise with the sudden demise build does it ?

jaunty sky
#

He could be para'd again, idk if u can keep him alive the whole time tho

#

With spacing

quiet star
#

but it depends on other group how overpowered it and etc

quiet star
#

usually people just pull something into but mobs that can be killed

little tulip
#

also unsolicited cold call yap but tanks running into the nxp vuln phase beam with dreadflail up is grief

#

killed a dk through amz and literally said just use defensives smile

little tulip
#

"read it a few times til yeuo understand"

#

im okay with my code of conduct reminder garf

#

bruh did it on both vuln phases with me and the dk hitting 300k like we really need those nubs on boss

spice surge
#

Yeah its great dying to magic damage through cloak

#

Been happening a lot this season

#

Glad it has 2.5x the CD of AMS since its a true immunity

golden loom
#

make cloak give energy if it blocks magic damage garf

little tulip
#

no he uh..forced cloak on first vuln and then smote the both of us through amz on the second in about two hits

#

casual 17 issue i guess

spice surge
#

Like here on last boss seat garf_sit Casually taking 150k through cloak

#

Shouldve feinted ig

latent kernel
little tulip
#

what is dirge of despair that sounds familiar wr ghost lady?

latent kernel
spice surge
#

It doesnt work against most things in magister either

latent kernel
#

its kinda stupid tbh

little tulip
#

did a month ago but i guess silence + explode womps cloak

#

oh that's uh the lura mech..the floor is also lava and kills through cloak now too

scenic shale
#

what should be the opener on mythic palas everyone doing it a bit differently

little tulip
#

it's okay i used the newspaper productively

analog hedge
#

oh wow... is devourer nerf really that bad

#

first time outdpsing a dev on 16 💀

golden loom
sacred oyster
#

that discussion of taking ads into the boss for scent is a neat idea

spice spire
royal lantern
#

not just "yeha sometimes it only works if you use it 1sec before it hit you"

true tusk
#

in academy im taking all time buff crit (black) someone played mastery buff on academy? same results>?

sacred oyster
sacred oyster
true tusk
#

can you remember me which one is mastery?

#

what colour

#

im just tested haste and crit, never mastery

royal lantern
golden loom
#

the runic power is pretty nice for frost

#

UH is obviously flooded

#

like I dont get how UH can be capped on runes and rp perma kekw

#

on frost you atleast feel that you have resources

jaunty sky
sacred oyster
#

or wait dates are out of order since its sorted by percent i think its third but doesnt change anything

true tusk
#

yeah its similar

sacred oyster
#

yeah i confirmed by event log on that third row i had blue during it. i considered running back to switch to black after the first boss but didnt want to confuse ppl wtf i was doing not being at next mob lol

#

i guess puzzlebox added 2k dps lol, thats what changed for last nights run.

covert siren
#

!stats

prisma monolithBOT
#

Assassination Stats
You will always get more accurate results using Raidbots Top Gear, as stat values will flucuate depending on gear and situation.

Agility (Item level) > Crit > Haste > Mastery >>>> Vers
The ratio between secondaries ends up being roughly 40/33/26/1

covert siren
#

Hmm you guys have a ratio in place.. more organized than outlaw over here?

frosty cedar
#

well it doesn't really change anything by having a ratio, you know OMEGAKEKW

analog hedge
#

totally following the ratio!

sonic walrus
bronze plover
#

i played with around 1.5k crit plume from yesterday i change plume with mythic gaze and now i feel i do less damage

analog hedge
#

tbh its not intentional..

#

just keep getting gear, sim, rinse repeat

#

and somehow ended up like that...

radiant otter
#

outlaw doesn't even have a 40-33-26-1 rule? what kind of clownshow are they running over there

sacred oyster
analog hedge
#

oh 😮

#

oh ure right

#

number wise, i have more haste than mastery

#

📝

little tulip
#

quick question anyone know what spell this is? not sure if it's a plater bug wrt the low key lindormi affix buffs or what

royal lantern
#

when a tank has it enabled for the "new player route"

little tulip
#

i thought so idk why its showing on plater

trail blade
#

was 2x oil best on weap? thought i read something about adamantite something was better on MH?

storm forum
#

I think 2x phoenix oil is best, but someone said wax scaling was wonky and they were investigating

#

idk if they ever came back with an update

native birch
# little tulip i thought so idk why its showing on plater

Unless it's been changed recently, Plater shows all debuffs and doesn't filter them.

Most other nameplate addons will use blizzards default filter and hide unimportant debuffs while keeping your important ones.

For example, Platynator really only shows Garrote, Rupture, Kingsbane and Deathmark. Everything else is hidden.

little tulip
#

yeah i only use plater because it works better for me in pvp but good to know

#

if platy ever enables hp percentages for enemy players only i'll probably switch back

sacred oyster
sturdy knot
#

dumb question, I know we envenom at 5+ CP if we are already at 5CP do we mutilate again or just envenom? I am probably taking the guide way to literally

storm forum
#

We mean 5+ as greater than or equal to 5 cp

#

So yes, env at 5 cp

sturdy knot
#

thank you.

severe meadow
#

(Unless you play DS for whatever reason)

spice spire
hushed vortex
#

Dont ned env with 7 cp?

idle socket
#

is single target raid rotation same as single target rotation in m+ just with diff talent setup?

normal mist
severe meadow
normal mist
#

Only if you play DS when you get darkest night

#

But no one plays it

hushed vortex
#

Oh ill try that were ussing it at 7 always

#

So just 5?

severe meadow
#

5+

#

for all finishers

normal mist
#

5 or more

#

If you're at 4 you mutilate
If you're at 5-7 you cast a finisher

severe meadow
normal mist
#

Fok you

severe meadow
#

Be honest

normal mist
#

100%

#

You'll pump like a madman

#

Parse a orange

severe meadow
normal mist
#

Just do the platform transitions right

fleet whale
#

So do you think Thistle Tea should be removed? A lot of people on Reddit and the forums seems to hate it

random pelican
#

Its better than it was before but its lowkey highkey boring

fleet whale
#

Although sometimes I get the vibe that those people just want energy gone as a resource tbh

severe meadow
#

Tea is passive, you don't even need to worry about it

fleet whale
#

People don’t seem to like how amazing assassin feels for the first few mythic + pulls, and then it feels like a “slog” afterwards

golden loom
#

if you even remember that tea is still in the game

#

thats impressive

severe meadow
#

Yeah I think we're just reaching on something to complain about

#

Which is what Reddit is good for

fallow canopy
fallow canopy
fleet whale
#

They essentially want assassin to be global locked

frosty cedar
grave nova
#

how much does pi affect us in aoe?

slim estuary
#

Just getting my Ass rogue to max level as no one in my guild is playing rogue. I have 2 questions:

  1. Does ass still hold envenom if you already have one active and you’re not about to cap energy or do you just yolo send it and ignore energy?

  2. Best M+ to full send all my bonus rolls into as I’ll have a clean slate of no mythic gear gained from any dungeons?

frosty cedar
golden loom
#

saron is probably the best starting spot if you have nothing at all

#

cause then u can get dagger (if you dont have a myth dagger this is big) and all the other pieces are good also

slim estuary
sacred oyster
sacred oyster
signal ridge
#

what time does whispyr wake up

grave nova
sacred oyster
#

yeah and you want like 80% of the items from pit anyways lol

#

so very quick win there to send all rolls

grave nova
#

its also one of the best and fastest dungeons

sacred oyster
#

im missing the ring but i still have risk of 2 dupes due to the dupe bug on day 1, and i have plat star band so the rings meh for me

quick kestrel
grave nova
#

it acts like a monk touch of death for your poisons

#

dont jump off that build until 13+

#

also of course you will parse low, your ilvl is 266

potent oracle
#

am i the only one that finds assa effects and animations underwhelming and boring

raw moth
#

Do we shiv at 8 seconds left on Kingsbane?

#

been a minute since i touched sin

grave nova
quiet star
#

not sure why numbers so different and how to read that

quick kestrel
snow kindle
radiant aspen
#

anyone knows why i cant log hc chim ?

#

my rio client wont upload it

#

works fine on every other boss

quick kestrel
quiet star
#

and what should I look at

snow kindle
# quiet star but like why numbers are different?

155k is how much total you did overall in the dungeon from raw data. 146k Is what you did in the dungeon INCLUDING out of combat time.

I could be completely BSing, but I recall asking this too and remember this is what was along the lines of what others said.

loud light
#

gonna be honest, I don't think anybody has looked too much into m+ parses

snow kindle
#

So you did do 155k overall, but if you include down time (walking between packs RP etc while not in combat) thats how it gets 146k.

#

Again could be completely wrong

coral ibex
#

details/in game meter doesn't reduce your dps for time spent out of combat

#

logs do

#

because your actual dps is (total damage done)/(total dungeon time)

quiet star
coral ibex
#

its not strange

#

its very clear and logical

#

if you spend a lot of time out of combat wasting key timer

royal lantern
coral ibex
#

you are in fact doing less dps

snow kindle
quiet star
coral ibex
#

what?

royal lantern
#

huh?

#

having downtime is doing less dmg

#

whats different metrics there

coral ibex
#

time spent doing 0 damage reduces your dps

#

all your out of combat time is time spent doing 0 damage

#

ipso facto

royal lantern
#

its literally what people mean FOR YEARS by saying "stealth doesnt matter because downtime is losing more dmg"

coral ibex
#

all your time out of combat reduces your dps

quiet star
# coral ibex what?

I mean on one metric you have one approach to dps calculation and different on another one

coral ibex
#

you can toggle that in details

#

nobody does tho

karmic hinge
#

does crippling poison impact our damage in anyway or i can turn this off for m+?

snow kindle
#

They have to be different because one is ranked and one is just total damage done in combat.

royal lantern
#

can turn it off if you dont want the slows

karmic hinge
#

so its safe to not play it anymore?

royal lantern
#

(and then realise that somebody is slowing anyway because every single spec in the game has passive slows)

reef orbit
#

New to assassination and looking for clarification. Multiple guides and videos say to use Deathmark for aoe damamge, but the tooltip and description seems to imply that it only works on one target. Apart from the 10% damage buff via talents, does Deathmark do anything valuable in AOE?

idle socket
#

anyone knows when there is just a - in log instad of the rating number?

grave nova
#

dps parse as a healer matters most

#

anyone can pump out a bajillion hps, but can you pump that out while also doing good damage?

upbeat sail
#

is it possible to pug 19s

#

ive tried for 3 days each day more tempting to reroll uhdk

iron chasm
reef orbit
#

I included that in my question. The implication I was getting from guides+vids was that deathmark was somehow doubling the bleeds across all targets

iron chasm
#

You mean apart from a flat 10% dmg buff to all targets you are in combat with? No I think apart from that it simply increases damage to main target

reef orbit
#

Gotcha. So in situations where I am instructed to spread bleeds wide before deathmark, thats simply for the 10% boost across the pack

#

thanks!

iron chasm
#

If I understood it correctly, spreading bleeds before deathmark is only worth if the pack survives the full duration of deathmark or something like that. Quite new to assa myself, so there might be some better explanation

golden loom
#

spreading bleeds is to get scent stacks (20% agility) to buff your deathmark on the prio target

#

but that requires it to live long enough for you to have time to spread bleeds and then still send full cds into it

hollow moss
#

Anyway to check dps spec performance in m+ that’s updated to current patch?

vestal wren
#

Any statistic site will show it

#

Ill list some, give me a moment

hollow moss
#

Much appreciated

vestal wren
tall atlas
#

!ui

prisma monolithBOT
vestal wren
#

however, not all of them can filter that easy, mythic stats is probably the easiest to see trends

#

in general, it seems that all specs are now a bit closer

#

so subtlety will potentially see a bit more play in higher keys

#

assassiantion stays strong

lime edge
#

and kingsbane does aoe damage with caustic spatter

reef orbit
latent kernel
true tusk
#

do you know of any places to find a party? because with pugs you can spend an hour...

vital radish
#

whats the ideal stats for Assassination do i go above 40% crit?

true tusk
#

whatever raidbots say, because maybe ur trinket buff haste and you dont need to cap more

royal lantern
#

i was about to say sim

#

but the guy above me said sim

#

so yeha, the answer is "sim your stuff"

true tusk
scenic stratus
#

i see 2 ppl playin bleed talents rn on murlock is it actualy viable rn or they just foolin

true tusk
#

they are not fooling, just its for low keys

spice surge
#

They probably played a low key to bonus roll or something

#

One of the reasons why a site like murlok is completely useless

scenic stratus
#

thats what imeant like just messin around

true tusk
#

12 or more low sudden demise, 13 or higher standard build

scenic stratus
#

ty!

true tusk
# scenic stratus ty!

take care with murlok io, its decent website but sometimes the talents change because player do low runs, you are welcome

true tusk
spice surge
#

Idk what info are you getting from it thats helpful

#

Logs provide more info, better info and more accurate info

#

If you feel like the guides are wrong and players are playing something that the guides aint saying

runic hinge
#

there's secret knowledge in data aggregation sites that no one knows and I'm gonna be the one to find it and I'll finally start green parsing

coral ibex
#

the secret knowledge is under your skin

#

smoke meth and peel off your skin

#

you'll learn the truth

spice surge
vestal wren
jaunty whale
#

Poisoned Wounds will not heal?

storm forum
#

The real reason whispyr doesn't want us using wound poison

humble verge
#

finally somewhat gaming @golden loom

clever granite
#

how in the hell am i supposed to ct my bleeds onto voidorbs on dragons

#

they die so fast

#

how do people have 100 ct casts

coral ibex
#

3 tanks and 6 healers

full bear
#

Question: in a m+ situation, does improved garrote also spread with crimson tempest or does that just apply a regular garrote?

golden loom
spice surge
full bear
#

Gotcha

#

I'm mostly just looking on how to improve my burst

full bear
#

currently it's just improved garrote, FoK, rupture, spread bleeds with crimson tempest

#

Kingsbane + deathmark on primary target

#

But I will never peak above 200K with 275 ilvl

pearl folio
#

!fuu

prisma monolithBOT
random pelican
full bear
#

And puzzlebox

balmy condor
#

Above 200k? Are you missing poisons or are you in wrong talents or something

random pelican
#

Yeah, what he said

full bear
#

See for yourself

balmy condor
#

Feels like you could rip 500-600 basically blindfolded on something like algethar first pull

#

200 is rough

#

Would have to see a log I guess

full bear
#

Yeah no shit lol

worn geyser
#

if ur running improved ambush with the M cosmos build that runs spatter but no CT and no shrouded suffocation, is it still better to garrote first global in the opener or is ambush better?

balmy condor
#

Ambush

full bear
worn geyser
# balmy condor Ambush

ty thats what i been doing but just making sure i didnt miss some reason that garrote might be better still <3

random pelican
full bear
grave nova
#

What button do yall macro your pot to?

clever granite
#

i was comparing r1 dragon log and i am confusion.
he spams ct without envenoms in between. makes sense for sudden demise. do i also spam with the normal talents ?
he also refreshes only rupture before he goes into his cts but no garrote. does garrote matter less for sudden demise and should i also refresh without it (im assuming no)

gilded oasis
coral ibex
#

1

gilded oasis
gilded oasis
frosty cedar
#

and suddendemise max

sacred oyster
#

I use F Keys for cooldowns but also remap them to my mouse buttons

gilded oasis
#

I use F keys for 3 things but I dont map them

sacred oyster
#

i dont believe in macroing pot to DM, if im DM'ing a pack before a boss I much rather save the pot for the boss

gilded oasis
#

I had to move my F4 keybind cause sometimes I would hit alt also

coral ibex
#

everyone knows these are optimal keybinds

gilded oasis
#

was not great

sacred oyster
gilded oasis
#

keybind talk always makes me laugh

gilded oasis
clever granite
gilded oasis
#

CT yes, spam no. Do normal CT stuff, so CT (maybe 2nd CT) envenom, CT, FOK prob cause now I have no energy, Envenom, CT CT oops its all dead

#

in the grand scheme of things, how much does it really matter? I don't know, Im not smart. Me press buttons, me run around

frosty cedar
gilded oasis
#

or in the case of belo, me afk for 2 min

frosty cedar
#

play the normal build to prog boss on mythic

#

take the one from my kill before my latest has the regular build 🙂

clever granite
#

ye ye im running the normal build im just wondering if i should ct env ct env with the orb combos or if i should spam it into the orbs

frosty cedar
#

yes

#

ct env

#

go into the boss with env

clever granite
#

ahh okay so i just cleave off of the dragons

frosty cedar
#

indeed friend 🙂

gilded oasis
#

yis

clever granite
#

damn im messing everything up

#

holy hell

#

ty all

gilded oasis
#

no, you're learning

#

we all do it

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Usually take top logs with a grain of salt as well. I usually check like 3 or 4 from the top 10. Especially at this point in the tier, they are doing silly things for fun. So try to compare a few and if there are outliers think of why (or come ask) and gather information that way instead of just looking at 1

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or not I'm not your dad

clever granite
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thats actually really smart ty for the tip :)

gilded oasis
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anytime friendo

frosty cedar
clever granite
sick sail
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So I timed my first ever 15, and it was academy and I felt amazing, was top dps as sub, was close to hard swapping to assa but I had a lot of fun the buff for sub feels way bigger

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I got every bonus roll loot from pit besides the cloak so i’m feeling strong lol

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Now goal is to spend my rolls on academy for 🧩 📦

worn geyser
coral ibex
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my binds were calculated by scientists in laboratories using advanced techniques that are on the cutting edge of keybind theory

coral ibex
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no ive just thought more about keybind ergonomics more than many players

grave nova
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why is sin ST like 30k behind sub for m+ build

gilded oasis
coral ibex
worn geyser
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think the only ways ours differs is I use my thumb for major CDS instead of how you have yours for like 12345, but thats kinda a preference thing

gilded oasis
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don't tell my rl Im using shitty pots still

worn geyser
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do u have hella mouse buttons or whats up with the N binds

gilded oasis
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I have 12 mouse buttons plus ctrl, shift and alt modifiers if needed on them yeah

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and my mouse scroll wheel is a left/right button

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like 9 is actually scroll wheel left

ancient verge
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doing myth averzian with guild, and we sometimes struggle with damage on add. Do I want to hold KB for some of the adds and "desync" DM?

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im probs not the difference maker but every bit helps ig

worn geyser
gilded oasis
worn geyser
gilded oasis
gilded oasis
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worst habit ever. I have to rebind EVERY game to use q and e

worn geyser
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nvm sorry nooj i found the real insane aslyum keybind maker

gilded oasis
ancient verge
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yeah its a weird timing, spawns when I still have 15s on cd

gilded oasis
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Yeah ideally you go smack it for 10 seconds then back to boss to set up for KB but I guess it depends on how far behind your add/adds are and your comp. Surely someone else is better suited. I can hit that thing full time and do wet noodle damage

iron chasm
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For Belo'ren do I use DM+KB on pull or just KB to have both for egg phase?

worn geyser
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on heroic just kb, on mythic both

iron chasm
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Thank you 🙂

storm forum
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how do you think "i got ragebaited so hard I didn't want to raid with them anymore" will look on a guild app?

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serious question

gilded oasis
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probably depends on the guild and their environment. probably depends on the ragebait and what actually went down. hard to say really

carmine obsidian
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!fuu

prisma monolithBOT
storm forum
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im cooked

gilded oasis
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just put a different reason in

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also please elaborate for us what the ragebait was

thorn thorn
storm forum
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we were trying to figure out how double dipping works on p1 Alleria

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and they were salty about double dipping on a buff getting removed last expac or something

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so im like, trying to figure it out in good faith for like half an hour

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and theyre giving me nonsensicle answers

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and then hit me with this:

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and im so mad rn

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and thats it

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its a rly rly dumb reason when i type it out like this

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but let me know if anyone knows a guild that needs an easily ragebaitable assa rogue

gilded oasis
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I once left a guild in MOP cause they wouldn't wait to lust for 2 seconds while I was getting to boss

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so

frosty cedar
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double dipping?

storm forum
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im not doing this again

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also how do i tell my guild im being serious about this? i dont think they believe me

gilded oasis
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gquit, leave discord. I think that will get it across