assassination

[zinc frost]

No way

[sacred oyster]

did they go "oh shiny button click"

[golden loom]

its kinda crazy they didnt add like any confirmation to the roll or anything

[balmy condor]

confirmation of what

[golden loom]

I mean I could see myself spam rolling need

[balmy condor]

you have to hit the fucking button to roll

[versed vector]

So reading a post here on Reddit and someone said rogue stat prios are all messed up and shifted around due to a tuning pass? Any real confirmation on this or are they huffing fumes?

[balmy condor]

what

no

[golden loom]

based reddit

[versed vector]

Right? Lol

[storm forum]

Assa stats are basically the same, idk about the other specs

[thorn thorn]

Idk what fume they are huffing but I need some of that shit

[balmy condor]

yeah common reddit paint chip eaters

[strange onyx]

tihi 😊

[versed vector]

Haha for sure, thanks for the quick response

[golden loom]

mastery is now better so sudden demise procs faster so you can get the killing blow for the crimson vial talent so you can heal more and help your healer!

[versed vector]

Oh hell yeah.

[balmy condor]

shit, you're right

[snow kindle]

where da post

[pastel roost]

the reddit post was talking about sub i think

[ancient verge]

uh waiter, more crimson vial please!

[balmy condor]

technically if you're landing enough killing blows, and crimson vial heals x% instantly

[pastel roost]

where you now need crit

[balmy condor]

you're just invincible

unless you get one shot

[versed vector]

https://www.reddit.com/r/wow/comments/1ssntu1/dear_blizzard_ion_its_time_to_reflect_here/

Scroll down to "Class Gameplay" if you wanna read what I was vaguely quoting

[storm forum]

Sudden demise was only like 9% of my damage in my last key, what am I doing wrong?

[balmy condor]

DEAR BLIZZARD

oh no

[golden loom]

it also means that your healer needs to spend less globals on heals, and can do more damage globals -> speeding up the key

[strange onyx]

Rogue primary and secondary stat priorities shifted so severely that mains are being forced to re-gear entirely to match what was framed as a tuning pass, not a re-weight.

[dusky wing]

In terms of absolute BIS does haste pull ahead of crit at some point?

[balmy condor]

the title already starts with redditor thinking blizzard reads reddit for feedback

we're so cooked

this is going to be an insane post

[balmy condor]

no

[golden loom]

Primary stat prio changed stack int

[versed vector]

Some of it seems legit, like how busted the patch is, but yeah, that comment about rogue stats had me like ???

[warped moon]

whispyr

[snow kindle]

Bro whoever wrote that rogue bit

is wild

[balmy condor]

this has got to be AI

there's no way he's actually writing this

[coral ibex]

is the thing about shadowblades real

[snow kindle]

that is real yes

[balmy condor]

costing 30 energy? yes

[coral ibex]

no the casting distract bc of spell id collision

[haughty flicker]

primary stat priorities shifted

now we stack int

vaelgors bis

[snow kindle]

it would make total sense because cloud cover b4 was a distract ability

[balmy condor]

Here is the crux of the issue, none of these are obscure edge cases. Your automation tooling you are using is failing you.

I mean

cmon

[versed vector]

I'm going STR I dunno about you

[balmy condor]

that's some shit chatgpt

[ancient verge]

they caught us

[strange onyx]

yooo

thats us

[dusky wing]

I’m gonna focus on spirit and armor pen

[versed vector]

Spell pen for sure. Nature damage = spell damage

[strange onyx]

time to cook up some bugs

[severe meadow]

whispyr

[coral ibex]

what do you guys think this guy has been obsessing over for 4 years

[versed vector]

I have been spamming Shadowblades for a bit now and have not cast Distract by accident

[royal lantern]

outlaw existing

[golden loom]

probably season 3 tww tier set CDR bug

[dusky wing]

Outlaw should have been a ranged twin pistols rework instead. Run and gunner.

[coral ibex]

what do you guys think? take a 279 slot for the ilvl or take tokens for another bonus roll

[balmy condor]

Blizzard, this patch didn’t just stumble—it walked on stage with its shoelaces tied together; when obvious, gameplay-breaking bugs ship, your QA pipeline isn’t bending, it’s broken.

Players aren’t asking for perfection—they’re asking for accountability: tell us what failed, fix it fast with real timelines, and stop treating automation like a safety net when it’s clearly letting everything fall through.

[storm forum]

I wonder if they're talking about the haste cap thing that OL and sub have now and got confused cause they're not a rogue main

[coral ibex]

the signet ring has 220 crit, its kinda gross

[signal oxide]

are you talented into Cloud Cover? When you push SB does it take 30 energy for no reason?

[balmy condor]

The community's goodwill is not infinite, but it is real. We notice when Blizzard ships cleanly, and we notice when it does not. Patch 12.0.5 did not, and it is not failing quietly.

[upper spear]

have you seen the UH DK discord

[snow kindle]

it doesnt work like that, but it is pressing distract

[balmy condor]

no

is taez crashing out

[thorn thorn]

Remember lads

No corners cut

[upper spear]

has been

[versed vector]

I was not, I see it now

[versed vector]

Yeah, I see it now

[upper spear]

2min chat restirction activated in the DK cord

[balmy condor]

oh sure

[sonic zinc]

whispyr

[balmy condor]

we slow mode sometimes in here too

[strange onyx]

Thats weak

[balmy condor]

that's fine

[sonic zinc]

when was the last time a rogue channel got a slow down

[strange onyx]

in here we do 48 hours slow modes

[onyx veldt]

roll

all on red

type shit

[golden loom]

Well their spec is like -20% dps bugged

[storm forum]

To be fair, I literally unsubbed last night after my guild failed to reclear dream rift cause 1-3 people d/c'd every pull.

[sonic zinc]

fair

[balmy condor]

like start of expansion

[coral ibex]

type shit

[storm forum]

Unfortunately I wanted the mount and discount so my sub lasts until like September

[balmy condor]

I put a 5 min slowmode on the last beta patch cause idiots wouldn't stop screaming and shitting themselves

[sonic zinc]

lol

[coral ibex]

so, it IS casting distract?

[balmy condor]

yes

[sacred oyster]

9% is about right. thats how much my damage is boosted roughly. to get higher youd prob have to be like stacked with other dot classes and time bleed refreshes at just the point its gonna kill them.

but think about it, i dont know exact math off top of head atm, but if your bleeds total dmg is 15% of a mobs health, 15% would be the absolute max you could even obtain there if you perfectly refreshed bleeds at that mark.

[coral ibex]

hoooooly

[versed vector]

It's consuming the energy cost, yeah

[balmy condor]

cloud cover is just copy-paste distract for it's targetting/cast

and they didn't remove the cost

[upper spear]

DK pets arent getting buffs, and dots arent proccing. which is u know... the entire kit. so people have been fucking spamming in there for the last 24 hours.

[coral ibex]

so thats why it costs 30 energy

[thorn thorn]

I must have missed this somehow cuz I do not remember

[storm forum]

Sick, ty

[balmy condor]

the fact that it's casting distract isn't a problem for what its worth, it's just them not removing the cost

[coral ibex]

how is shipping a patch like this not a fireable offense

[balmy condor]

but it's super common for them to copy spells around

[sacred oyster]

jokes on you expecting they have people to fire and not AI

[fallow canopy]

The coin roll thingy giving duplicates is the truly shit thing

[balmy condor]

it's like those stories of old league of legends developers making screenshots using invisible teemo's or whatever

[fallow canopy]

The distract smoke shit is just par for the course

[coral ibex]

well yea they're obviously using agentic coding

[upper spear]

you saw its allegedly tied to the key level?

[balmy condor]

it's not

[fallow canopy]

Allegedly its not

[upper spear]

mmmm fun

[balmy condor]

some dipshit on twitter said it's tied to the key level and people ran with it

and now everyone thinks it's tied to key level

[fallow canopy]

I used my shit in raid and hoped for the best

[balmy condor]

regardless of how much sense that makes

[tight ginkgo]

[upper spear]

i just sent mine, in Academy, got a BIS ring and then that god forsaken shit trinket (no not puzzle box)

[waxen oyster]

theres only one trinket

[thorn thorn]

what other trinket comes from aa

[fallow canopy]

[upper spear]

soccer ball

[thorn thorn]

[waxen oyster]

oh hes a stinky dk rat

[storm forum]

Oh ur not a rogue

[thorn thorn]

We play rogues here sir

[fallow canopy]

Call the alt police

[balmy condor]

exposing yourself off a trinket bonus roll is crazy

burn him at the stake

[fallow canopy]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/536831674214907905/1203797418773061652/output-onlinegiftools_4.gif

[thorn thorn]

[tight ginkgo]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-jokes-in-urdu-gif-26373810

[golden loom]

I got myth gaze from vault today (on dk)

[upper spear]

put ur pitch forks down ladies, I've mained Assa for like 5 expansions.

[thorn thorn]

I got puzzlebox yesterday (on shaman)

Daylea was flaming me last night whispyr

[fallow canopy]

I got a bonus roll on my vault (on my ww)

[balmy condor]

good

you deserved it

[vapid gorge]

can a big pumper help with a rotation question?

[waxen oyster]

only counts if you play the entire expac

[storm forum]

Same, but I put the pitchforks in myself when I swapped last expac

[coral ibex]

sockets are insane man, the only thing a 3/6 myth slot has over a 6/6 champ with a socket it is the main stat

[waxen oyster]

i dont make the rules

[severe meadow]

A fix was pushed for this at least, supposedly

[thorn thorn]

She was madge i was leveling my dk cuz i wanted to play frost and not the rogue

[balmy condor]

ask away

[coral ibex]

and its not even that much

[fallow canopy]

As long as you don't play UH

[balmy condor]

my honest reaction

[upper spear]

I really want to play Assa in keys, getting closer ro the 20s rnage on my DK but gearing my Assa pooling feels way worse this time around, not sure if its just my gear but i kinda wanna rip my hair out.

[golden loom]

Rogue: tokens? guidon?
warrior: tokens
dk: MYTH GAZE
dh: tokens
hunter: tokens

[thorn thorn]

Hi what does this mean

Is this a curse

[waxen oyster]

sunlight:none

[thorn thorn]

I played unholy for a bit and realized this new one actually super sucks

[fallow canopy]

Curse of Ra was cast upon you

[sacred oyster]

@thorn thorn this is the magical keyword to pick up chicks at football games

[fallow canopy]

Good luck

[waxen oyster]

i saw they readded dnd requirement

[golden loom]

I am back to frost dk from today

[thorn thorn]

The kind of chick im tryna pick up likely doesnt go to football games

[sacred oyster]

whisp is sharing the deep secrets

[snow kindle]

DK is the worst melee in the game this tier because they are actually forced to be utility slaves on practically every single boss in the raid lol.

[sacred oyster]

sure agreed but cmon i was trying to think of the most extreme case of where that wouldnt work lol...

[upper spear]

honest question, does Assa do anything meaningful outside of high keys? they're so rare now idk what to base judgment off of.

[thorn thorn]

In low keys you get a yellow class

[storm forum]

DK raid buff is the only one that required half ur globals

[vapid gorge]

for big aoe:

1. Improv gar > mut > rupture > imrpov gar > Trinket/pot > deathmark > kingsbane > env > tempest/env until all bleeds then swap fok/env
   or
2. improv gar > mut > rupture > imrpov gar > tempest/env until all bleeds > trinket/pot > deathmark > kingsbane > env > fok/env
   which is right?

[thorn thorn]

And optionally you can make fun of them for doing low dps

[sacred oyster]

well im usually #1 in majority of keys I do even at 8-10 range.

[fallow canopy]

Rather be an utility bitch than a bench passenger

[balmy condor]

you can't read maplestory chat bugs? Weird

[vapid gorge]

meant to put a 2. on second option there lol

[snow kindle]

idk man they are on grip duty or taunt duty or swapping tank 9/10 times that seems so boring

[balmy condor]

the first

[vapid gorge]

ty

[waxen oyster]

this is why you play warrior

and do a gromnak impression when you get a mechanic

[fallow canopy]

I mean I half agree with that its just that being benched its more boring if you don't have anything impactful like rogue

[stuck lodge]

k so I got the implac thing, but I dont see shit from it

is there some option to enable it

[upper spear]

on mythic paladins rn, this is true.

[snow kindle]

Getting benched is boring, personally though i kinda enjoyed the free time while i watched guild prog

[snow kindle]

wait until your on alleria and you have to send taunt/grips off CD

for the entire fight

[severe meadow]

cuck type shit

[storm forum]

I get to play my silly little gacha games when I'm benched

[upper spear]

i mean we did it on heroic, and ya it sucks

[snow kindle]

lmao

[sacred oyster]

well, i dont know if its changed recently but i did sim in the past and waiting to maximize scent of bloods before CD's was a noticeable total dmg increase but obviously that wont matter if stuffs dieing quick, but would be useful to consider at higher keys.

But in a lower key scenario where shit may die before CD even finishes sure it wont matter

[upper spear]

actually Chimeras was worse, the fear adds, legit dont have enough grips for them in intermission.

[onyx veldt]

i have to pug it

[snow kindle]

yea feels the same on lura too

[onyx veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/the-voices-meme-cat-gif-23917781

[vapid gorge]

one more silly question probably - is it worth it to just come out the gate with garrote twice to extend the time? or is it best to get rupture out before reapplying garrote

[sacred oyster]

after rupture will align your rupture and garrote at 31s~

[storm forum]

Personally, if after my fan I'm at 5 or 6 cp, I 2nd gar before rupture.

[onyx veldt]

even in aoe?

[vapid gorge]

ah got it

[sacred oyster]

so your gaining a few more seconds

i so gar -> fok -> rupture -> gar -> ct spam

[onyx veldt]

bc ive been following this for aoe

[sacred oyster]

gar fok rup gar is identical is the same timing sequence as gar gar fok rup, but your losing out on the few extra seconds

if you are slow and screw up timing to hit gar before it expires thats bad lol, but just dont be slow

[upper spear]

you're likely comparing extremely minimal min max here, but this is jsut easier to remember.

[high dust]

first bonus roll and i get the fucking pit bracers. imma kill myself, see ya guys.

[onyx veldt]

yeah prob

[sacred oyster]

sure its a min max, and it does come with risk, say you need to emergency kick and miss your 2nd gar.

as you do have like a 1-2s window for it

[upper spear]

oh at that point the group dies, nothing stops my opener.

[high dust]

if u use a second one its bugged, right?

[sacred oyster]

its a risk, in that the promised no dupes isnt working,. you may get a dupe

i got lucky and got 2 items i needed from pit

got belt and neck

[onyx veldt]

i like risk

[high dust]

and myself i got the only one that I dont need...wellp, i dont needed 2. I already had belt. And bracers are the one crafted slot. Got bracers. FML.

i like risk and im tempted

i mean...

5/7 of something useful...

[sacred oyster]

ima still go pit next week as i really want kricks. but now im worried, even though i didnt get a dupe, did it correctly remove it from my perma pool? or am i gonna be at risk of receiving those 2 items stil even after they fix it 🙁

[high dust]

that's what im kinda scared

ok, they fix it...but do i have to roll it again...?

for it to be removed from pool...?

[night delta]

I would assume since this feature was announced and the system pretty much hinges on it

they'll have it fixed for next week ?

[sacred oyster]

they are horrible at retro fixing things

i fully expect the fix to only apply to going forward

and not go back fill remove loot ppl got from their pools

[night delta]

that's possible yeah

I mean, there is a solution even if they can't retrofix it

would be to offer the possibility to refund the voidcores by forfeiting this week's voidcore'd loot

next week would be 4 voidcores that work properly

[high dust]

too much work for them

[night delta]

supposedly loot origin is logged so it should be possible

[sacred oyster]

i just noticed something about that reddit post, "primary...stat priorities shifted"

what, are they claiming sub switched to STR gear lol?

[night delta]

good ole vanilla/bc times

[versed vector]

Yeah, that's why I was like ... is this legit? Lol

I mean, I will if I have to, but I don't think the raid leader will be happy

[sacred oyster]

now, from what i read people say, secondaries did shift right? but wouldnt sub lining up better with sin be a good thing in general for spec switching? when i think rogue i think crit.

[balmy condor]

Redditor huffing jet fuel

[night delta]

I mean, we have no way of equipping STR items either way

[balmy condor]

Not really

[versed vector]

Just show up naked to raid I guess

[night delta]

regardless that they give no actual stat, STR in on plate only

[sacred oyster]

that part was just a joke for them including the word primary in their text lol

[night delta]

and STR weapons we can equip also give AGI

[sacred oyster]

its like, do you know what a primary stat is

[balmy condor]

Sub went from:

1. haste until ~800
2. Mast/crit whatever, probably more mast
3. Vers

And now it’s:

1. haste until ~800
2. Crit/mast whatever probably more crit
3. Vers

So like

Earth shattering changes I guess

[spice surge]

And the crit thing is only on ST

Mastery still better in aoe

[balmy condor]

Yeh

Really groundbreaking re-gearing happening

Might as well make a new rogue at this point

[night delta]

wasn't there a madlad who leveled every class 1 time per spec ?

gotta tell them there's more work to be done now

[balmy condor]

Yeah, every dumbass raiding in a guild that does splits at 1200 world rank

Many such cases I’m afraid

What

Our builds didn’t change

[inland sable]

wrong spec

sorry mate

[high dust]

this isnt an outlaw-safe zone

[subtle tundra]

what did you not split mythic raid

chimaerus x3
voidspire first 4 x2

are you mid at the game?

[balmy condor]

If I have to do splits I’m actually just not raiding

[subtle tundra]

loser

[balmy condor]

There was some guy last expansion that said he leveled a rogue for PvP and PvE separately, on each spec

I cried

[subtle tundra]

i just didnt gear my alts so i didnt make the roster for mythic splits

[subtle tundra]

good

i dont queue with pvp players

[night delta]

BfA looking from the corner

[subtle tundra]

dont fucking

mention

bfa and sl

[quiet star]

ffs just mistakenly spend bonus roll on delve

now I can delete char I guess

[frosty oxide]

Why did sub stat prio change?

[spice surge]

New talent in trickster

[bronze panther]

ia asssination doing good damage new patch? bored of sub

[night delta]

https://giphy.com/gifs/B2l0NnxK9KiVa0CXBh

[balmy condor]

“Change” is a such a strong word

[fickle girder]

https://tenor.com/view/sometimes-maybe-good-maybe-shit-gif-15610659

[hollow mesa]

is it safe to BR PoS twice yet?

[balmy condor]

No

[gaunt herald]

whats the best crafted dagger setup anyone know?

[waxen oyster]

me when mastery and crit minorly swapped who is slightly more ahead

[balmy condor]

Embellished with the darkmoon hunt

[onyx crane]

and kriks beetle thingy

[balmy condor]

Not necessary

Any myth dagger will do

[onyx crane]

game hates me I still have champion pants :C

[waxen oyster]

skill issue tbh

[onyx crane]

yes the skill of being unlucky :C

[balmy condor]

Run more keys idk

[onyx crane]

#puglife

but what's the most best way of spending cores

[bronze panther]

used 2 in M+10 got pit of saron myth dagger and a glove in alguitar i converted to set piece

[balmy condor]

Waiting until they fix the drop table and then spamming pit of saron

[bronze panther]

dagger legs or ring?

[onyx crane]

oh yeha the dupe protection is broken isn't it

[balmy condor]

Sure

Idk what that question is

[bronze panther]

what you want from pit?

[balmy condor]

Everything

[onyx crane]

belt is good too

[bronze panther]

i got dagger and i went to alguitar for trinket

[balmy condor]

It’s 4 crit/haste items, a crit/haste dagger, and a tier slot

[bronze panther]

got crafted belt and wrist is it worth it ?

[balmy condor]

What do you NOT want from pit lmao

[fickle girder]

to be there

[bronze panther]

got dagger on first pit so i went to alguitar for puzzlebox

[balmy condor]

Myth pieces are better than crafted pieces yes

You use 2 crafted pieces for embellishments and that’s it ideally

So dagger and then wrist, or dagger and belt or dagger and boots (that one is a bit deranged)

Or uh

Dagger and cape I guess is possible too

But that’s also deranged

[onyx crane]

I got both xanas rings

xenas?

[balmy condor]

Yuck

[bronze panther]

I think assasination it is

[high dust]

bracers maybe.

[balmy condor]

If it works it works I guess

[balmy condor]

Yeh that’s fair

[onyx crane]

why you dislike em?

[high dust]

And that's what I got first bonus roll.

[balmy condor]

Cause they’re not good lmao

[bronze panther]

i need to learn how to paly assa i only plated sub

[balmy condor]

You’d rather just wear a better ring

[high dust]

Tho weird, if i sim those bracers with necklace having embelishment

i get +234 dps, pog.

[balmy condor]

That just means your necklace sucks

[high dust]

its the crit/haste 285 crafted one

lmao

[balmy condor]

Yeah

Checks out

Sim it with the pit neck

[onyx crane]

what is not good about em? the xenas rings?

[high dust]

the +235 its just changing crafted bracers with the pit ones, and necklace having the embelishment

yeah for sure its gonna sim higher with pit neck

[balmy condor]

The haste mastery one is haste mastery

That’s what’s wrong with it

And idk if you’ve looked at logs but the set itself is actually worthless

0.3% single target only

[high dust]

it sucks hard.

[balmy condor]

It’s awful yeah

Just wear a crit ring instead

[bronze panther]

is it possible to recraft crafted item and not lose the quality? if i want to just change stats

[balmy condor]

Good thing pit has one of those too

[high dust]

true.

[balmy condor]

I mean, the crafter just has to do max quality again

[high dust]

and raid too

[onyx crane]

oh yeah I got the crit haste one on myth in vault

[onyx veldt]

i need me a belt...

[balmy condor]

[onyx veldt]

[onyx crane]

I wish the windrunners would drop their pants for me

I mean from the dungeon

[sacred oyster]

spam run pit 10

[onyx veldt]

yea

been doing that

and windrunner

no luck

[high dust]

which one.

[sacred oyster]

just stay on pit its a simple dungeon and better belt. plus if missing any other items there.

[bronze panther]

Assasination looks better just put crit

nice

[high dust]

i already have pit belt because a shitty vault last week

[onyx veldt]

20 run on WR and 11 on pit...

[high dust]

*checks gear. everything is either myth or hero. *

checks trinket. both are champion track

Cries.

how u guys do it.

[balmy condor]

I love seeing newer people fitting into the discord

Brings a tear to my leg

[high dust]

I just asked him that because YOU ASKED THAT TO ME

[onyx veldt]

lmao

[bronze panther]

simple just win all rolls

[balmy condor]

Oh

[high dust]

rolls 10 and 4 on gaze

damn i cant even do it right.

[balmy condor]

Turns out I’m hilarious

Good joke

I laughed

[bronze panther]

with bonus rolls no need to compete now

[onyx crane]

the leather ones

[high dust]

Tbf? If you search "which one" on this discord, its just you.

[balmy condor]

I don’t remember half the shit I say

[autumn idol]

who here loves femboys

[bronze panther]

the plan is to use the cores in M+ and get Myth gear fast. Will avoid using on raids i let the majority win their bonus rolls and get trinket then i roll a 10 and win it because everyone else has it

[high dust]

I didnt even have to try to search for this.

[bronze panther]

what is a femboy to start with

[balmy condor]

My standup show at the alzheimers retirement home

Would be killer

[autumn idol]

google.com

[balmy condor]

Haha… hey

[bronze panther]

only pussy bro i do respect your choices

[onyx crane]

Don't make this place about that... just because we are called ass ass in...

[bronze panther]

was sub now turning assa

sub too boring

[autumn idol]

yooo

femboy for femboy

👀

[high dust]

play rogue, we have:
literal sub femboys
ass, so much ass
guns??????

[autumn idol]

i love the fact that i can always go in rogue discord and i can expect 2 things

[high dust]

degenerates

[autumn idol]

outlaw and sub channels are fucking fuming and i just come in here and say

femboys

[high dust]

WHERE

[autumn idol]

🙋

[onyx crane]

I have too much mastery

I think

[high dust]

good for m+

but how much

[onyx crane]

502

[high dust]

...

nah that's alright

I have more than you.

not capping.

[onyx crane]

damn

I honestly am pretty bad at wow

[iron thorn]

bonus rolls fixed already?

[onyx crane]

might be my old age

(everyone here has cool anime profiles... meanwhile I am rocking madao with a noose

[high dust]

i have beelzemon, that's old.

[iron thorn]

idek whats the inspiration for my profile picture tbf

[onyx crane]

Madao is my spirit animal

[iron thorn]

i searched red head rogue girl i think

[balmy condor]

Hot women I assume

[iron thorn]

and took the first

[autumn idol]

i say on all of our souls we all love women

[onyx crane]

hot women are usually a good inspiration

[balmy condor]

Woah buddy

Women?

Ew

[autumn idol]

amen

[balmy condor]

Get me a man that looks like a woman

[drifting cloud]

are you at the bowling alley shitposting whispyr

[iron thorn]

https://girlcockx.com/Kimsanlee6/status/1688519877458575361

-KMSNLE- (@Kimsanlee6)

🌹🌹🌹 #OC #oc #conceptart

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girlcockx · Aug 7, 2023, 11:58 AM

[high dust]

Stop looking at mirr-cough

[iron thorn]

that was it

[balmy condor]

No I’m still home

[onyx crane]

girl.. cock...

is that some futanari website

[balmy condor]

I leave in an hour

[iron thorn]

the funnier way to share twitter posts

[high dust]

https://tenor.com/view/randy-orton-wwe-randy-orton-randy-orton-tongue-wwe-gif-5284949919638949116

[iron thorn]

nah it's literally just a link to twitter

[balmy condor]

No so Twitter blocked embeds right

[stuck lodge]

!up

[prisma monolith]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/475024539693219850/1488547832062415010/drop_fixed.png

[balmy condor]

And so there’s like fixtwitter and other links

Where you change url

And it fixes the embed

Girlcockx is one such link

And it’s based

[autumn idol]

girlcockx

love girlcockx

[high dust]

everybody loves girlcockx

[iron thorn]

girlcockx just a good joke on x.com sounding like a porn website (+ i'm trans so it's funny)

[onyx crane]

are assa players all degens?

[autumn idol]

on our souls everybody does

[high dust]

yes.

[autumn idol]

yes

[balmy condor]

Yep

But assa players are also the most fun and happiest

So

[onyx crane]

i need some soul searching ...

( I am in a guild on AD)

[balmy condor]

The other specs just miserable and bitching 24/7 and they look at us and go “HOW COULD YOU PLAY THAT SHIT ITS SO SLOW AND MY ENERGY REEEE”

[autumn idol]

i am very happy and always have fun

[balmy condor]

And we go “yeah true… anyway girl cock”

[iron thorn]

i was that person like 4 weeks ago

now i'm here balasting on assa and enjoying it much more than the other two

[autumn idol]

yeah we need something on the 2nd monitor while we wait for the energy

[iron thorn]

so thanks guys

[autumn idol]

we just got used to it and we make the most of it

[balmy condor]

Having fun playing the game is crazy

[onyx crane]

games?

[high dust]

imma start leaving dungeons like "GG, anyway girl cock"

[onyx crane]

for fun!?

[iron thorn]

you know what would be fun whispyr?

[balmy condor]

Where’s the senseless dooming and unfettered rage at anything existing

[iron thorn]

a) being able to spend my bonus rolls

[autumn idol]

works better in cs

but i get you

[onyx crane]

we could always shut down the discord to get a buff

[iron thorn]

b) surviving chim intermission with my guild so we can kill this guy

[autumn idol]

buddy

[onyx crane]

my guild needs to kill the windchime on hc

[autumn idol]

we could bomb blizzard hq with rogue manifesto and we would still not get even bug fixed let alone buffed

[iron thorn]

we're pushing chim to like 40% before intermission

then die to kicks

[autumn idol]

what discord shutdown are you talking abt

[high dust]

my guild does zero raid so I pug

[iron thorn]

GGs

[high dust]

and I just kill chim/imperator and call it a day.

[autumn idol]

my condolences

[balmy condor]

true, blizzard seeing the headline "local bookclub cancels daily circlejerk"

and they go "oh shit.... we gotta fix that"

[onyx veldt]

i cant

[upper spear]

Katarina?

[high dust]

hey 2/9M, pugging is hard but Im getting something done.
and 2/9HC.
And 0/9 normal. Nice.

[onyx veldt]

theres no way pugging beloren on heroic is that hard

[autumn idol]

i am sitting there, every week

4 hours

[iron thorn]

she does remind me of kata too. probably at least SOME inspiration taken from her

[autumn idol]

on hc dragons

on my dh

[high dust]

damn now I feel sorry for u

[autumn idol]

redheaded women are hot

[upper spear]

like an edgy korean version, ya.

[autumn idol]

redheaded boys though

holy

golden scar gif

[upper spear]

what do u want from me

[autumn idol]

i cannot comment further upon that question

[iron thorn]

my evoker just got heroic wraps today

[autumn idol]

such discussion is not for public discourse

[iron thorn]

i still kinda want litany

but for now i'm happy with the gear on it

[autumn idol]

LIT 🔥 ANY

[iron thorn]

that trinket really sounds so nice for keys

I do extra dam

and YOU get dr

[autumn idol]

i mean

aug is the squishiest rn

in key comps

[onyx crane]

all I got is a champ puzzlebox and hc alnseer :C

[onyx veldt]

which one

[iron thorn]

for aug

[onyx crane]

using that on druid

[autumn idol]

is in assa channel

has an aug alt

i know what you are

[onyx crane]

a furry?

[iron thorn]

i might be rox 2.0

[autumn idol]

https://tenor.com/view/watching-you-observe-seeing-i-saw-you-gif-5740825

[iron thorn]

i realised that too

[upper spear]

understandable

[iron thorn]

but tbf i really only wanted a character that pugging is easier on

[onyx crane]

but nah my xenas rings do sim best for what I got :C

[iron thorn]

so why not go with fotm dps that i've always been interested in

[onyx veldt]

im leveling a fury...

[balmy condor]

a furry?

[onyx crane]

not ofthe fotm specs are ones I like to play

[high dust]

u can level furrys?

[iron thorn]

i thought of going back to healing because my beloved MW is strong again

[onyx crane]

furry warrior

[iron thorn]

but then i'd have to heal

[onyx veldt]

yes yes

[iron thorn]

worgen, panda, tauren

[onyx veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/sheppy-shisha-shisha-sheppy-husky-maid-gif-21097707

[iron thorn]

theres a few furries in WoW actually

[onyx crane]

vulpera, worgen, druids

[balmy condor]

vulpera prot warrior goes insanely hard

[autumn idol]

literally 90% of this chat

[onyx veldt]

AHAH

[old obsidian]

[onyx crane]

I am part of the 10 %!

[autumn idol]

back in the day wgen vulpera racial used to be 50% of their healing done

[onyx crane]

monstergirls are better than antros!

[bronze panther]

Orc rogue (ex subtlety 1 hr ago now assa)
Orc warrior (arms and prot)

[balmy condor]

okay but is it female orc

[onyx veldt]

void elf > all

[autumn idol]

troll warrior thats been transmogged to look like a mineshaft worker

[bronze panther]

https://tenor.com/view/home-improvement-drill-gif-6573651388244337736

[iron thorn]

what female orc haircut is best in your opinion?

[bronze panther]

Male

[high dust]

this guy knows

[balmy condor]

cringe

[bronze panther]

I dont make female chars

Only male

[high dust]

(i play belf rogue i cant fucking speak about anything.)

[onyx crane]

so, my rogue is called Bettyboombox

my vulpera shaman is called... Sandydunefox

[night delta]

(represent)

the 45 bonus energy over a boss fight is 'uge

[onyx crane]

I play goblin rogues

[night delta]

plus 1% crit, zamn

[high dust]

1% crit is the best

[onyx crane]

female goblin supremacy

[high dust]

i just play belf cause i started on TBC

aint changing my main

[balmy condor]

damn u old

[night delta]

same man, same

[high dust]

YES

[night delta]

Back in the day I nicked "Valeera" as my character's name

[high dust]

I KNOW IM OLDER THAN U

[night delta]

this wasn't locked down back then

[balmy condor]

what was it like when they invented dirt

tell me a story from your childhood

[high dust]

femboys didnt even exist when I was born

[bronze panther]

Was like playing subtlety you press 2 things and you sleep

[high dust]

idk how we survived without femboys

[gentle gyro]

No age shaming here

[iron thorn]

this is the peak wow character

[balmy condor]

a terrible world

[iron thorn]

i usually wear nighthold myth

[inland abyss]

ew

[night delta]

When I was born my uncle and aunt had just bought a shiny next gen console called a Nintendo 64

[bronze panther]

Hope you reported him

[iron thorn]

you lot are soft

[high dust]

looks at nintendo 64 release date

...fuck, im older than that.

[severe sparrow]

i assumed everyone playing wow these days was older than the n64

i know like... 3? people that arent?

[high dust]

our boss isnt

[severe sparrow]

and they only play cuz their parents played

[night delta]

nvm I'm older than it too, I miscalculated the date

[iron thorn]

my parent's got married the year AFTER the n64 released

[night delta]

not by much but in the ballpark

[iron thorn]

idk it's funny being born after the year 2000 and playing WoW

95% of guildmates are like 8-10 years older than me

[high dust]

2000? what are you? a child?

[iron thorn]

02 even mate

[upper spear]

welp, im dust.

[high dust]

DAMN A BABY IS PLAYING WOW

[iron thorn]

i'm 3 years over the legal drinking age buddy

check the calendar

[night delta]

guys, it's not that they are babies

[high dust]

https://tenor.com/view/so-old-gif-27277116

[night delta]

we are legit old

[iron thorn]

yet you're probably parsing better than me

because i'm a zoomer who can't main a class for longer than two seasons

[severe sparrow]

my same age friends have children who are the same age now as i was when the n64 came out

rip

[upper spear]

in my head, someone born after 1997 (N64) cant be 21 already

so thats on me big dawg

[iron thorn]

how did we get from femboys to old people

[severe sparrow]

what happens to femboys when they get old though

[high dust]

they die

[nimble tartan]

how yall doin

[upper spear]

femdads

[nimble tartan]

okay

[iron thorn]

usually they transition?

[severe sparrow]

grandma and fempa

[high dust]

babygirl dad coded

[iron thorn]

like i've rarely heard of someone being a femboy and not seen their outing 2-3 years later

[inland abyss]

GYAT

youre old old

(im 01)

[lime edge]

[severe sparrow]

i havent heard that word in like 2 years

[onyx crane]

I am as old as the NEs release

[bronze panther]

Whats the point of being a femboy? 💀

[iron thorn]

expressing yourself the way you want

[severe sparrow]

cute thigh highs and stuff idk

[iron thorn]

usually

[night delta]

actually saved

[bronze panther]

I read the definition so its being a trans

[autumn idol]

VAAAASS!?!?

[iron thorn]

not necessarily

[night delta]

now we'll get 10% less random destealths !

just the destealth bug to fix for the 90% remaining

[bronze panther]

Where is the assa guide

[severe sparrow]

you know what's tilting, i go sub for open world cuz it's faster but not being able to reenter stealth while shadow dance is active

all the time i save on killing mobs is wasted fucking about till i stop glowing

[high dust]

cancelaura macro with stealth

[severe sparrow]

oh shit

[autumn idol]

i love being stealthy and sneaky

[severe sparrow]

[autumn idol]

its so nice

[severe sparrow]

this is why i love you guys

[autumn idol]

no you dont

[severe sparrow]

as much as i can love a world of warcraft class discord server

[high dust]

its what I used when I played sub for the same reason

and good thing i usually have stealth keybinded anyway so...

[bronze panther]

Why is puzzbox bis if we want more crit than mastery?

[high dust]

because its a TON of mastery

[upper spear]

fish nets and tank tops

[high dust]

and syncs with deathmark

[iron thorn]

it's a TON of mastery EXACTLY when we want it the most

[bronze panther]

I see

[high dust]

i go from like

32% dmg from bleeds/poison

[bronze panther]

Time to loot it in alguitar tomorrow

[high dust]

to 59% after pressing it

and im just using a champion-track one

[upper spear]

alguitar

[high dust]

guitarra española

[inland abyss]

if i have heroic puzzle box ill be able to upgrade it to mythic in 4weeks right?

[iron thorn]

just run it a few times until you get it

[spice surge]

Which 2 minute crit trinket do you think we should run instead?

[iron thorn]

(or get lucky and insta drop one on your first +10 like my friend)

[spice surge]

We have to pick between the trinkets available, so even though it might not be the absolute best trinket imaginable it can still be the best this season

[random pelican]

40 grim batols for the trink that season

[iron thorn]

it felt like an eternity

but again, i must say i was decently lucky this ssn

[random pelican]

Grim butthole prison

[random pelican]

Yeah. same. Took 5 for PB and 15 for prism

[iron thorn]

12 runs for puzzyb, 11 for pit dagger+ring+neck+belt

gearing was kinda smooth this ssn

[bronze panther]

I want myth one got 2 hero ones already had myth in vault first week took hero gloves instead 💀

[random pelican]

[upper spear]

I dont even rememebr why we farmed that, but i remember i had to do it so much i ended up liking the dungeon.

[random pelican]

The mastery trinket haha

[hazy sundial]

Tried outlaw today

Dealt 50% of damage is deal as assa

[onyx crane]

the music in that dungeon is amazing

[dawn seal]

!shiv

do we not press shiv anymore

[random pelican]

Nope

[dawn seal]

is the gameplay loop still the same or am i miss understanding wowhead guide

[onyx crane]

only if mobs get too angry

[dawn seal]

sorry if its stupid i have hard time undertanding rotations in general

[onyx crane]

nah they change all the time

[dawn seal]

the crimson tempest is a new thing only i assume

to consider

we still do not pool energy right

[onyx crane]

it's a rework of a talent

[high dust]

only on deathstalker i think, but nobody plays that.

[dawn seal]

[high dust]

and we kinda pool. wellp, blizzard wants it, but...

[iron thorn]

we pool with a buff that blizzards own tool doesn't properly display

[dawn seal]

implacable

[iron thorn]

exactly

[dawn seal]

how do u do that

i am so bad at understanding that concept

[high dust]

count to 5 envenoms

drop it

[dawn seal]

do u not press until u have x energy

[high dust]

repeat.

[dawn seal]

oh

how do u do 5 envenoms

[primal parrot]

you dont want to cap energy

[dawn seal]

i barely do 2

is it cuz i am level 82

[high dust]

with more crit

[primal parrot]

yes

[iron thorn]

probably

[high dust]

mutilate 4 CPs

[dawn seal]

ophh

[primal parrot]

you need to be 90 and have some gear

[dawn seal]

so we get %100 energy regen

and drop the implacable to

gain that

[high dust]

kinda, yep. 5 envenoms its max energy regen from that talent

[onyx crane]

it's 80% right?

[dawn seal]

is t here a logic like u dont press stuff un til u have x energy or i slam and let envenom drop at 5

[high dust]

yep

20 - 35 - 50 - 65 - 80

[dawn seal]

ohh

[iron thorn]

most of the time you press envenoms till you're dry

[dawn seal]

why is assination so bad this season

[iron thorn]

NO

[high dust]

it isnt

[iron thorn]

its fun as fuck

[primal parrot]

assa is not bad

[dawn seal]

i think its really fun

[iron thorn]

i was an assa hater for long

[high dust]

assa is good

[iron thorn]

now i love the spec

[dawn seal]

yeah but like damage performance wise

[onyx crane]

it's not 'so bad' other classes just do more dmg

[dawn seal]

i mean

i see no one playing it

[primal parrot]

its still good

[high dust]

its just that sub has same or even more dmg

by pressing 2 buttons

[dawn seal]

is it cuz its alot of spread cleave

[high dust]

brain dead rotation

[dawn seal]

away from boss or something

[hybrid apex]

I find assa extremely engaging and fun rn im loving it, just wish the apex energy buff could be tracked properly its fucking annoying

[onyx crane]

M+ can be a bit dull, spamming tempest

[dawn seal]

in raids

why do i not see people playing it in a sense

does it have good damage profile

[high dust]

top 3 boss dmg

[onyx crane]

cuz we are rogues, we like to stay hidden

[high dust]

so i guess yes.

[dawn seal]

wait really

[high dust]

yeh really

[dawn seal]

👀

[high dust]

idk if this patch changed something

[primal parrot]

because current raid has alot of small adds and so many other specs just do better than assa in that regard

[onyx crane]

I am not that good at it tho

[iron thorn]

top 3 dps on both of these

[dawn seal]

omg

u are a gamer

[primal parrot]

but assa has sick damage

[iron thorn]

no the ladder just reset today because of patch and we raid on patch day

but it do be funny seeing myself in the top 10 assa parses for sure

[balmy condor]

Only a 98 smd

Sorry smh*

[iron thorn]

no whispyr

be nice

i am working hard to get better at this spec

[balmy condor]

We don’t do heroic anymore, you have better parses than me

[iron thorn]

i'd like to not do heroic anymore

lowkey jealous of ur guilds prog even after seeing the hatewatch stream

[onyx crane]

I wish I did so much dmg

[balmy condor]

We should be further

[iron thorn]

i LOVE wasting 90mins of raidtime on heroic reclear

when we only raid 6hrs a week

[balmy condor]

So much bad playing happening

[dawn seal]

are u an officer in ur guild whispyr

[onyx crane]

I do know how to do that

[dawn seal]

👀

[primal parrot]

stop being bad then whispyr?
go read the wowhead guide atleast

smh

[balmy condor]

Yes

I handle loot mostly

[iron thorn]

sim guy handles loot

[dawn seal]

[iron thorn]

fork found in kitchen

or sth

[high dust]

makes perfect sense

[dawn seal]

when do u know u want a player out

in a team

[high dust]

and if he farts, it makes a perfect scent.

[thorn thorn]

This just in the chef has been found in the kitchen

[primal parrot]

when they want the same trinket as you

[high dust]

then u cant raid chim

acuse everybody fucking wants gaze

[iron thorn]

hunters kinda dont actually

[balmy condor]

Egg found downloading fl studio after listening to ninajirachi album

[dawn seal]

we had a mage mid raid gquit

cuz he didnt get the gaze

[balmy condor]

That might be too niche of a joke actually

[primal parrot]

what
on heroic?

[dawn seal]

i accidently cliped it

his crashout

it was on my stream

mythic

[high dust]

BM does

[iron thorn]

i got it

[balmy condor]

Ball knower holy

[iron thorn]

yeah but why would you play BM when MM (and sv) exist

[high dust]

because survival sucks ass

why play hunter with daggers when rogue exists

[iron thorn]

sv is balasting

[thorn thorn]

If you have a BM in your raid report them for gameplay sabotage for griefing your raid dps

That is all

[iron thorn]

sv is the sleeper op spec this ssn

[onyx crane]

cuz you can have a T-rex pet

[primal parrot]

sv hunter pet does the damage of 6 assa rogues while the hunter does the damage of 7 on their own

[iron thorn]

[primal parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/ftc-flight-reacts-flight-reacts-clapping-gif-17245651

[high dust]

but you're stuck playing an outlaw rogue with bombs instead of cool ass flips

[primal parrot]

nah fart cloud gang rising up this patch

outlaw eating good

[iron thorn]

bring back uhuh and crackshot then i'll think about law again

REALLY miss these two

[high dust]

outlaw eating dirt, like it should be

[balmy condor]

June 14th rox I’m watching you

[thorn thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-shake-gif-19831790

[thorn thorn]

[primal parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/flightreacts-tongue-laugh-flightreacts-flight-tongue-tongue-laugh-gif-739589491343629007

[balmy condor]

https://tenor.com/view/zenless-zone-zero-zzz-belle-alleyway-gif-3239349112686033801

[thorn thorn]

I am going to become a beekeeper

Unironically

[balmy condor]

You be keeping what

[primal parrot]

oh then you'll probably need to know about dn solutions

[thorn thorn]

bees

[balmy condor]

Why

Are you having a midlife crisis

[thorn thorn]

because we found them under the house

and decided they are our bees

[iron thorn]

they illegally trespassed rox' property

[thorn thorn]

and are moving them into an apiary

[primal parrot]

deez nuts

[thorn thorn]

You call it midlife crisis

I call it exposure therapy

[balmy condor]

Okay how will this affect Maplestory patch on June 14th

[thorn thorn]

This also was not my idea

[iron thorn]

maplestory still gets patches

wtf

?

[thorn thorn]

bro

you did it

whispyr gonna kill you now

trash talked his favorite game

[iron thorn]

no no

[primal parrot]

wtf is even maplestory

[iron thorn]

i'm not shittalking

[thorn thorn]

maybe you are lucky and he only curses your bloodline for eternity instead

[iron thorn]

i was genuinely not aware

[balmy condor]

Maplestory has broken its peak concurrent user counts every major patch for the last 5 years straight

[true lintel]

should i swap to adds for imperator boss?

[iron thorn]

[balmy condor]

2D platformer mmo from Korea

[thorn thorn]

honestly at this point a better mmo than wow

[primal parrot]

ew

[iron thorn]

oh oh

whispyr typing

[thorn thorn]

remember guys

[balmy condor]

Yes, just go over there, slap bleeds, hit an envenom, walk away

[iron thorn]

its over for u mate

[thorn thorn]

no corners cut

no sacrifices to quality

[primal parrot]

i aint afraid of the 4th member of the blue man group

[thorn thorn]

...blue?

[balmy condor]

Man

[primal parrot]

group

[thorn thorn]

am i getting baited

[balmy condor]

No

You’re getting peer pressured to play challenger world season 3 on June 14

I’m the peer

And I’m pressuring you

[primal parrot]

this is fucking propaganda

[iron thorn]

#ad

[balmy condor]

U havin a propa ganda there mate?

[thorn thorn]

owo

[primal parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/twentytoeight-getthatupya-vblongneck-selfie-gif-13269382

ill have a gander at u any day whispyr

[balmy condor]

[balmy condor]

Genuinely a better game that wow at this point tbh

If only with more grinding

[thorn thorn]

maplestory condones forcefemme

[iron thorn]

i'm currently doing my first hc poe playthrough

thats also fun

[primal parrot]

you know there's an art to perfecting the process that is grinding

[iron thorn]

3rd attempt, almost through acts

[balmy condor]

Based based based

[iron thorn]

i need classic+ in my life tho i think

that'd make me quit retail frfr

[primal parrot]

if SoD is anything like what blizz thinks classic+ should be like you are shit out of luck

since it just turned into wotlk at the end

[iron thorn]

(i said that about 2019 classic AND anniversary and got sucked back into retail in the end)

SoD was decently fun

played enhancer there

but yeah it felt a lot like Wrath gameplay in classic raids

[primal parrot]

i think

i think i will force myself to play SD Deathstalker

[iron thorn]

and some people like cbt

idk what i think is worse

[primal parrot]

in the wise words of ainsley harriot
give your meat a good ol rub (with a cheese grater)

honestly im just looking for inspiration because playing the same build for too long does woeful things to me

[iron thorn]

try sub/law

you have like 3 very different playstyles on rogue

makes for enough variety for me

[primal parrot]

sub got boring after 1 week
outlaw id love to try esp with the trickster buff but ive yet to obtain a good MH

im a fan of the supercharger BtE's

[iron thorn]

i miss the 90% adr uptime and crackshot

spec feels so half assed without a goal for doing 105 cpm

[primal parrot]

at it's core both sub and outlaw plays the same it feels like
just with different profiles

[warped moon]

outlaw fake rogue

[sturdy knot]

#notmyoutlaw #bringbackcombat

[high dust]

#bringbackcombat

[primal parrot]

the moment outlaw starts playing killing spree though im just gonna sprint into it

[high dust]

but that doesnt exist anymore

[upper spear]

well do I have the class for you. Ele sham has a close to 0% damage loss from 1 button rotation

[primal parrot]

afaik its a dead talent

[high dust]

now its, once again, GUNS SPREE.

[iron thorn]

No

[warped moon]

it feels like blizzard doesnt really know what it wants to do with rogue

[iron thorn]

Trickster has Killing spree as a mandatory button

And cloud cover makes trickster OP

So there you go

Have fun and press some killing spree

[primal parrot]

huh.

[sturdy knot]

https://tenor.com/view/equilibrium-christian-bale-movie-manga-gun-kata-gif-7482846604196590244

[primal parrot]

aint that a fucking kick to the head

[inland abyss]

why is it so hard to pug belo'ren

[iron thorn]

Because people see Cheese start developing and start thinking you don’t have to do mechanics at all

[inland abyss]

yea idk