#assassination

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balmy condor
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yeh I wonder where he's getting 177k from

warm vortex
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pressing his buttons

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?!?!?!?!!

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Where else

balmy condor
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it's just giga fuck dam p1

warm vortex
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I'm dreading CoC prog ngl

balmy condor
warm vortex
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it seems miserable to play

balmy condor
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his raid is turbo afk

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on the first add

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and he gets to giga blast it

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just cheesed to shit

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YEP

zinc frost
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Absolute filth

warm vortex
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bro has clonk

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and also kirk on the priest HOLY

balmy condor
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weird how that works when your raid goes afk on an add that takes like 300% more damage

warm vortex
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Whispyr

wintry vapor
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Oh hey, relogging just automatically completed my Hungering Oblivium quest.

warm vortex
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why don't you do that

wintry vapor
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Thanks, I suppose.

warm vortex
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so you can do damage

balmy condor
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I do

warm vortex
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ok

balmy condor
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arcane just

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turbo fucks p1

subtle tundra
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me when parsing resumes to who pads the best while not having other padders

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mmmhmgmgmgmgmgmgmgmgmhmgmgmhmgmm

radiant otter
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this is how

After 12.0.5, intermissions are treated as downtime for damage.
marsh fjord
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Oh they actually removed the droplets from logs

ripe lagoon
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Guys I got a question about bis weapon, why hungering victory is considered Bis even with not best stats?

warm vortex
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So wait
Do you mjean you just like

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solo one of the ads

subtle tundra
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logs meaningful

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yes

....

indigo mulch
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This entire raid seams so iffy 😄

balmy condor
ripe lagoon
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They doesn't add up to the total?

balmy condor
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they do

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but it's piss shit

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daggers are lowest secondary stat in the game

warm vortex
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"piss shit"

ripe lagoon
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So any dagger is like another?

marsh fjord
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good time

balmy condor
warm vortex
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Bro why hasn't details updated yet

balmy condor
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cause "it's dagger"

marsh fjord
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Stabby stab

subtle tundra
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meow

ripe lagoon
warm vortex
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If hungering drops

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the hunter might also want it

high dust
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Huntering Victory

haughty drift
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hunters making their best drizzt impressions

radiant otter
balmy condor
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if blizzard ever needs help designing new items, here's what they can do for future dagger tooltips

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wait you can actually get rid of more useless info

high dust
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+1 Pointy Stick
+2 Lookin' cool as hell.

runic hinge
balmy condor
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they could do this

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that's all the info you need

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the dps is what's important on there

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you know it's a dagger, all daggers are one handers

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it's an agi dagger

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gg

wide halo
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how bad is poisoners drive?

balmy condor
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like -2%

dire flume
balmy condor
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(bad)

balmy condor
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are actually the same

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world of warcraft items have not changed dramatically in 20 years

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blizzard just hides that fact with a bunch of pointless bullshit

marsh fjord
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Holly said this in a interview btw, how more out of touch can you be with your playerbase is the real question

wide halo
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do you also happen to know the crit DR spots for assa?

balmy condor
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what

marsh fjord
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'no sacrifices to quality'

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😄

balmy condor
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we don't have breakpoints

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you just sim

wide halo
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diminishing returns

balmy condor
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yeah who cares

high dust
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from exp... the more the crit, the bigger the number.

indigo mulch
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Just equip any high ilvl items with crit on it and youre good.

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😄

balmy condor
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I'm sure it's written somewhere and can be googled

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but genuinely who cares about DR anything

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it either sims higher or it sims lower

slate kraken
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hello, wanted to ask if the assa M+ build got changed to something with the death stalker changes ( im playing the fatebound build)

balmy condor
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and if you go past the DR

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doesn't matter either

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cause chances are it's still better

indigo mulch
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I'm at like 40something crit and sims still want me to get more if i can 🙁

high dust
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sane

balmy condor
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and then you get a crit proc from a trinket or some shit and your DR balancing doesn't matter anyway

high dust
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same*

balmy condor
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it's just useless info

magic thorn
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Getting Dagger from Weekly few weeks ago.
Now suffering from sucess

indigo mulch
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Whisypr is prob gatekeeping it! I saw him on stream earlier. He was playing outlaw. Hes a fake sin player.

balmy condor
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deathstalker outlaw yes

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very powerful

high dust
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very nice

indigo mulch
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Veri good

high dust
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very evil

dire flume
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looks at all the bugs today

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hmm

balmy condor
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it's all perspective

rugged basalt
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Qorth American gameplay

high dust
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good thing im eu

subtle tundra
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im horny

indigo mulch
rugged basalt
high dust
balmy condor
subtle tundra
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shoulda killed yesterday

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🫩

orchid pewter
wide halo
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i made a bet with my subtlety friend tbh (we are doing a "guild tournament") and im trying to "theoryshaft" a build to mess with him because he says assa is super difficult and subtlety is so easy & i had the idea of spreading bleeds > fok - env spam> supercharge DN envenom with 7 cp, with all crit rating i can get, and all crit talents I can get. Like crafting engineering crit sleeves, head and whatever else there was, etc.

wide halo
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thats why im asking dumbass things hehe

high dust
worn geyser
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my favorite change of this patch is them changing the audio assist to play on effects channel now so i cant turn off the monster noises if i wanna hear ab lity casts, but it also not being in the patch notes W

balmy condor
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like what are you trying to do

dire flume
# balmy condor that's not cutting corners, that's just letting the entire NA region beta test a...

eu has logged in this morning to movement key issues, afk warning for being too good at hiding in prop hunt and losing rewards, druids being able to cast while moving after going into prop hunt, healer food only restoring 6% over 20 seconds, holy paladin losing 58% of their damage by accident, stasis not working on evoker, random people being highlighted with lindormis glow, the crafting bug (again) and something to do with vaults not working with the new void thingy

subtle tundra
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words i guess

dire flume
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oh and dc issues

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strafing/turning not working, jump not working

balmy condor
dire flume
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they added prop hunt

subtle tundra
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What the fuck

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mickey mouse game

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i wanna play

high dust
wide halo
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like it is whoever does the highest key but I bet him I could do it as deathstalker and playing like subtlety plays (i believe he is wrong because he says shuriken->black powder, i believe in prio more so id play more like shuriken->eviscerate... but w/e) by spamming fok envenom lol

subtle tundra
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stack crit and your whole gimmick is doing dmg on 100% crit ability

dire flume
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this shit is so funny

wide halo
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he was all like "assa is a piano, impossible to play, play sub instead"

subtle tundra
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i am have cancer

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assa got castrated in aoe difficulty mace

balmy condor
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Okay so he says assa is hard, you’re saying assa is easy

subtle tundra
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you bleed once

balmy condor
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The winner is the one that does the higher key

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And you’re…. Trying to sabotage him by telling him bad assa info or what

wide halo
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hey I'm a dumbass what can you expect, now if i back down I will look like a chicken

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no i am the assa

high dust
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I'm just SO confused about that bet.

balmy condor
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You’re the assa

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Okay

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And what info is it you’re looking for

subtle tundra
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also why the cook with the stats and stuff

balmy condor
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Cause you said supercharger earlier

subtle tundra
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deathstalker isnt something from another planet

balmy condor
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And I’m scared

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And giga crit

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But also darkest night

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But darkest night automatically crits

worn geyser
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bring back zeross build

balmy condor
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By definition

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So now I’m double scared

subtle tundra
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deathstalker was played for the whole of the last expansion

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its not something new

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its not rocket science

wide halo
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The idea (i think) was to spam as much envenom as I can and use fok to fuel it

subtle tundra
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you dont gotta cook

subtle tundra
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regardless of...

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what

balmy condor
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That is assassination, yes

subtle tundra
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🫩

wide halo
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oh shit then I was about somewhat right about that

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well, so i wanted to use crits to give energy back as well

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and get rid of thistle tea

balmy condor
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Okay well it does give energy via dashing

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Getting rid of tea is really questionable

dire flume
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you were right that...assassination uses envenom?

subtle tundra
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🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨

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you know sims and stuff take into account all of that

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right

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and the builds

balmy condor
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I think the aim is to avoid guides maybe idk

high dust
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wait guys let me get something while he explains

balmy condor
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I haven’t fully understood the wager

high dust
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pushing usding mediocre builds...? idk

balmy condor
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Yeah maybe

subtle tundra
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deathstalker isnt mediocre

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is rlly good right?

high dust
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....

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yeah. sure.

balmy condor
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Im not entirely sure why we’re avoiding just doing good builds

high dust
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its rlly good if like cbt.

balmy condor
subtle tundra
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well yeah its annoying

rigid cedar
balmy condor
high dust
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except if u like torture.

subtle tundra
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i accept that

rugged basalt
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I think I’ve lost the plot reading this because wouldn’t the point be to just follow what guide have and it’s super straightforward 😭

worn geyser
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does the DS build still have middling ST in the m+ build compared to FB or are they about the same

balmy condor
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If deathstalker sucks in +20’s then it’s not worth talking about what Deathstalker does that’s better

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Cause it’s just not relevant

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And won’t be relevant to anyone in this channel

balmy condor
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Yes

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Failed +20’s to be fair

subtle tundra
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good thing im not a rogue main anymore

balmy condor
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But they’ve tried

subtle tundra
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i am a feral main meowwwww

wide halo
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Well I am playing deathstalker anyway lmao but yeah he told me "assa is too complicated sub is easy you just shuriken powder" and I told him "i bet I can make assa work with fok envenom just the same" and then we both took our pills

vital flicker
subtle tundra
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yeah well unemployment goes crazy

rugged basalt
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Why deathstalker

high dust
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spoiler: he's right. sub is two buttons. assa cant really do that.

balmy condor
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God speed

subtle tundra
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if you wanna completely never press your bleeds

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then yeah youre wrong

rugged basalt
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You’ve engineered a way to lose a bet somehow

balmy condor
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But yeh

subtle tundra
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you still gotta press garrote and rupture

balmy condor
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You’ll have to press bleeds

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If the goal is literally never press bleeds

subtle tundra
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maybe you can always use ct instead of fok

balmy condor
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You’re fucked

wide halo
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well yeah true but doesnt sub have to sprrad bleeds as well?

subtle tundra
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and get away with 1 less button

high dust
balmy condor
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???

high dust
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they have 2 buttons.

rugged basalt
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They dance they don’t bleed

high dust
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hit stuff. hit stuff harder.

crisp pine
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Sub makes me eyes bleed tbf

vital flicker
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just /castrandom your bleeds, FoK and CT and then you can 2 button it

balmy condor
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Okay so you actually just don’t understand how either spec works and you stumbled your way into a turbo losing bet

wide halo
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I played sub in dragon isles expansion i think i had rupture as well

balmy condor
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I’m beginning to see

wide halo
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yeah hehe 🥰

balmy condor
rugged basalt
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At that point I could just one finger rotation and do more damage than whatever you’re sous vide-ing with the stove off

wide halo
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I said I was a dumbass, I wasnt joking

balmy condor
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Yeah

balmy condor
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So

rugged basalt
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Still?

balmy condor
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It is technically exactly what he’s doing

rigid cedar
rugged basalt
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Okay well two button rotation job

fluid oak
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"Realistically you will be in Pit of Saron prison for a while if you're wanting to be efficient. You can of course go and get your puzzle box first, especially if you are getting most of your myth items from raid, but algethar has "bad" items that you can roll, where are basically everything from Pit of Saron is great."

I didn't follow the new changes, I don't understand if we are able to roll a mythic lvl items with the reroll system from a m+?

balmy condor
balmy condor
rugged basalt
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I’m on moon guard half the realm uses one finger rotation

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I have to ask for the masses

fluid oak
rigid cedar
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We still don't have accurate frontal telegraphs in Nexus Point, when that was a massive song and dance last season, you think one button will get improvements 😭

high dust
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one button dk presses everything while ours is half assed.

merry monolith
balmy condor
high dust
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and it tells u which two it wants

distant beacon
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@balmy condor do you think it’s worth trying to target H Gaze? I don’t do Mythic raiding.

high dust
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H gaze >>>>>>> all M trinkets from mythic I'd say.

golden loom
high dust
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but dont use the bonus rolls for sure.

merry monolith
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Not using the button but just seems weird

high dust
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if u have amp+mortal it doesnt tell u to change it

vital flicker
merry monolith
vital flicker
subtle tundra
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the pvpers would like a word

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i would like to 1 button rotation pvp

rugged basalt
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Link to sub channel

rigid cedar
rugged basalt
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I haven’t struggled with it but can definitely see it being an issue

merry monolith
rugged basalt
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You’ve got claude poison wtf

balmy condor
royal depot
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Hi everyone, did any of you get their ui ruined after update? I had everything set up with better cooldown manager and now I lost my resource bars, my buffs are perma on my screen in a random place, instead of being hidden when not up, I cant hide blizz cast bar etc.

balmy condor
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Most addons broke yeah

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Another win for base ui

crisp pine
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Common Blizzard W

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Executing the competition

distant beacon
merry monolith
crisp pine
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that's dapper

balmy condor
rugged basalt
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So nice that I purged most of my addons lol

balmy condor
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Ive never seen it apply wound

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That’s pretty sick

torn dome
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where my stealth noise gone

rugged basalt
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Only thing I want updated is premade groups finder. It should turn itself off when you’re in an instance. It pukes out lua errors inside instances sometimes

high dust
polar sail
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@balmy condor what best spec in raid for big dam

balmy condor
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What a question

rugged basalt
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Devourer

high dust
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Warlock

balmy condor
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I don’t even know how to answer that

polar sail
balmy condor
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Legit Stublocked

crisp pine
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Outlaw

polar sail
balmy condor
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I ain’t fixing it a third time

merry monolith
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I just wanted to try the button but it’s like crippling -> 2 abilities -> apply new poison

distant beacon
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Shit got him mistyping and all

polar sail
balmy condor
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Dude I’m actually dazed

mild sluice
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hey is rendorei weapon enchant or berserker's rage better?

high dust
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No

balmy condor
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Bro just pings me “what do dam”

rugged basalt
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What does rendorei enchant do

crisp pine
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you got sparks

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trust

worn geyser
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at least he knows what he wants

distant beacon
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Bars

polar sail
balmy condor
high dust
crisp pine
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farm crests lol

rugged basalt
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Whiplash what rogue best raid help

high dust
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crit one => haste one > the rest.

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atleast my sims do that and i have so much crit already...ffs

rugged basalt
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My stats feel lopsided but if it works it works

balmy condor
gaunt spear
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stealth sound gone??

distant beacon
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Yes

balmy condor
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Idk probably

subtle tundra
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theres a stealth sound?

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12 years or rogue and never knew

balmy condor
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Patch bugged

subtle tundra
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(me when i lie)

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hi whispyr what did YOU bonus roll

radiant aspen
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me when i lie

subtle tundra
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YOU as in WHISPYR YOU

rugged basalt
subtle tundra
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fax

high dust
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he doesnt need to roll, his vaults are fine

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he doesnt get two backs or two belts in the same vault.

subtle tundra
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i wanna cheat the fking game and get myth discount next week bless me

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🥴

rugged basalt
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I wish you luck. Not describing further

distant beacon
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He rerolled clases to do “big dam”

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Only reroll going on here

subtle tundra
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how good is ww

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i have a ww

west violet
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Yo homies! Does anyone know if you got a myth piece from the vault, if that is still on your void core rolls?

Example, I want to get the ring from algethar, and have a M Puzzle box from vault, can I loot the puzzle box with a void core roll?

balmy condor
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Yes

subtle tundra
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Yes

balmy condor
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Bonus rolls are their own pool

rugged basalt
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Bonus loot table is separate

balmy condor
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But they’re also bugged

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So

subtle tundra
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what isnt bugged

rugged basalt
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I would’ve loved if gv m+ claimed gear pool contributed to bonus loot distraction but that’s too complicated for liz, and would open a can of worms for raid slots as well

balmy condor
rugged basalt
radiant aspen
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ngl if u play assa mathematicly pit of sauron is best bonus roll

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thing

high dust
west violet
high dust
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dagger/ring best options.
then algethar.

marsh fjord
high dust
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damn we both on that.

radiant aspen
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:DDD

subtle tundra
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you know what i genuinely dislike? raid vault is 282 in every slot while m+ is 272, so if i select a m+ vault i lose 40 myth crests

wintry vapor
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Is it bugged in the sense that I can get the same bonus roll item twice or is it bugged in the way that it guarantees that I get the same bonus roll item twice?

subtle tundra
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yes yes im the goat and have 282 vault you guys dont

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not my point

high dust
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who.

worldly sail
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me

wintry vapor
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Thank you

crisp pine
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u still shouldn't roll bro

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dont test your luck

high dust
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imma roll.

radiant aspen
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xDDDDDDD

worn geyser
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i gambled all 3 of my rolls anyway and didnt hit dupes but i did all mine on same key level idk if that matters

radiant aspen
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AHAHAHA

high dust
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3?

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wasnt it like

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2 rolls?

balmy condor
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2+vault

high dust
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oh

wintry vapor
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You can get a third one by sacrificing your vault reward

crisp pine
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u get one more if youre a loser

high dust
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yikes

subtle tundra
high dust
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i got cape on vault so i dont know what

subtle tundra
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the socket is a lot of dps

worn geyser
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nah why take anything from vault if its not a bis trinket or wep just bonus roll tis better

high dust
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i got terrace's back

balmy condor
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I got Terrance’s back

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That’s the boy

high dust
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...i cant be mad.

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idk, cape? back? whatever the fuck u call it. I aint playing sub so imperator's trinket wasnt it.

balmy condor
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Sub is fun

worn geyser
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but i also bonus rolled nexus instead of pit cause i like being inefficient and the intrusive thoughts got to me , the idea of 2 set ring that is maybe not even better somehow mind controlled me

high dust
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I dont mind sub

wintry vapor
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I got a myth track weapon, so I cannot complain

high dust
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But i just dont wanna be switching specs right now

balmy condor
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What a larper

subtle tundra
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the voices won and he bonus rolled for not even an upgrade

high dust
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is the 2 set ring worth it if we get it on myth?

subtle tundra
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what a G

high dust
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good. fuck that set.

worn geyser
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tbh i hit 3 upgrades since i didnt even hit the rings, cloak boots gloves gg

high dust
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has one hc piece of it cause it seems higher than the pit's one

rugged basalt
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The non crit ring sucking offsets any set bonus dmg you get from it

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Sucking, relative

balmy condor
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I had to reread that three times

high dust
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i guess. right now im with the crit/haste one from nexus, and the crit/versa from raid

worn geyser
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yeah tbh like i said i got mind controlled it was very irrational

high dust
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sucking offsets seems something u do on weekends.

balmy condor
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My brain could not string those words together in that order

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Was out here like why are we giving dome to the migos

rugged basalt
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The sucking non crit ring
Something about adjectives

gaunt spear
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gathering deftness also bugged ahhhhhh

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small indie company

balmy condor
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Idk what deftness even does ngl

worn geyser
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i think i like somehow thought the haste mast probably maybe was slightly worth in M+ since mast is less worse but it def was not worth and i prolly will just roll something else next week since i got all the other items i needed

green pier
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think it's gathering speed?

crisp pine
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How tf would you even gather speed

dire flume
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havoc dh mastery

crisp pine
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oh that's fair

subtle tundra
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make us proud

high dust
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no balls.

gaunt spear
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gathering speed yeah

worn geyser
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sure why not

gaunt spear
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0.6s > 1.2s

balmy condor
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Roll that one orb trinket from caverns just to make sure that it’s bad

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Maybe it’s not bad

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And everyone just says it’s bad

worn geyser
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true maybe its different for me and ill actually get all the ghosts and do mega dam

balmy condor
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Exactly

dry mural
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just trying to get 3400io and maybe dabble in M raid which rogue spec should i commit too for best success?

crisp pine
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Outlaw

balmy condor
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What key level is 3400

high dust
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Outl- I cant, fuck outlaw.

subtle tundra
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+8

high dust
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16

crisp pine
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16

balmy condor
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Probably sub I guess

subtle tundra
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isnt it piss easy

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16s

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me when i make stuff up

high dust
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16s on assa are fine too i guess

crisp pine
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16s are fine for sin

subtle tundra
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i was watching zaq and he was doing 22s

crisp pine
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if you're not playing with giga dps

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but a group with giga dps wont invite you anyway

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so it's gg

balmy condor
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It’ll get ilvl ramped in 2 weeks

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Probably fine though

high dust
balmy condor
crisp pine
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Biggest bar = depleted key

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It's what it's

high dust
strange onyx
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Wtf

crisp pine
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lmao

high dust
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(that was weeks ago, but it didnt change that much.)

rugged basalt
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I’m still not over the tweet about a person with 17 AA bricking all the way to 12

strange onyx
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You doing Paralympic keys

crisp pine
high dust
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last one was windspire and it was something like... 140k vs 100k vs 90k

balmy condor
strange onyx
high dust
rugged basalt
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With sound on please

crisp pine
balmy condor
subtle tundra
high dust
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i trust u.

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i mean, they're my friends so idc that much, but my back hurts sometimes... garf_sit

subtle tundra
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well i kinda lied

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i did 120 smth

crisp pine
subtle tundra
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35k st though!

strange onyx
subtle tundra
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but its okay it ascends soon

strange onyx
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Tune in!

crisp pine
#

Oh shit that's hype

balmy condor
#

Bro who was that clown earlier

subtle tundra
#

yeah i have a special feature aswell

#

in the interview

crisp pine
#

me

balmy condor
#

That invited me to a key

crisp pine
#

oh
lmao

balmy condor
#

With fucking shantiana

strange onyx
#

Whomst?

vagrant prism
#

are these good for assa/sub?

crisp pine
#

nah

#

double those stats

balmy condor
crisp pine
#

then we're talking

balmy condor
#

She got banned from the discord for just general bullshittery, what have you

main bobcat
balmy condor
#

Misinfo, bit of the racism, bit of the not-mathing

crisp pine
#

one of these is not like the others

main bobcat
#

Will I get banned for posting cats cause it's off topic

balmy condor
#

She then opened a change.org petition to shut down ravenholdt KEKW

subtle tundra
#

whats her @

crude sequoia
#

crazy

strange onyx
#

Can’t ban people for Misinformation

balmy condor
#

And then when she appealed her ban, she did so while she was streaming while actively shitting on the mods

strange onyx
#

xd

balmy condor
#

When we denied the appeal she then compared her ban to the holocaust

high dust
#

...Yikes.

strange onyx
#

Wtf

crude sequoia
#

different breed

strange onyx
#

That would never be me, even if Whispyr will never admit it. I am a nice loa : )

balmy condor
#

Yeah and then she stopped streaming for a while and went on a fitness arc or some shit

main bobcat
#

Pumpmaxxing

balmy condor
#

And posted porn on Twitter or something

main bobcat
#

Ah nvm

crisp pine
#

That's crazy

#

What was her @ again

main bobcat
#

Well still pumpmaxxing ig

rugged basalt
#

gulp

balmy condor
#

And then nothing idk

high dust
#

What was her @ again

#

For science.

subtle tundra
balmy condor
#

This was like shadowlands or something

#

Way old lore

#

But good fucking god lmao

subtle tundra
#

how did i not see that

strange onyx
#

Thanks for the storytime Gramps

balmy condor
strange onyx
#

You still don’t look a day over 28 ❤️

high dust
#

grams? im afraid to ask whats his age is.

balmy condor
#

I’m 26 🥀

subtle tundra
#

ill be 25 this year i cant wait for the grave

crude sequoia
#

chances of sin suddenly being the goated spec again within the coming weeks?

subtle tundra
high dust
#

...

rugged basalt
#

I searched the name and it was an outlaw player asking “who is s” followed by “I have learned everything there is to know about s” followed by “do not fucking invite s when you host a key next time”

strange onyx
rugged basalt
#

You’re so youthful and full of life for your age @balmy condor

strange onyx
#

Let’s not lie in here

balmy condor
high dust
#

im fucking old...

crisp pine
#

Wait I'm older than whispyr?

#

there's no way

balmy condor
high dust
#

same...

strange onyx
#

Same

main bobcat
#

Literal infant

rugged basalt
#

Im 6 months younger smh

worn geyser
#

older by 19 days gg

crisp pine
#

I'm getting my assa infos from a child smh

strange onyx
#

But thought Uncspyr legit was like 32

main bobcat
#

Goo goo ga ga milk milk baby food

crisp pine
#

gotta go back to maxroll....

strange onyx
#

That beard did you dirty

#

Maybe it is all the mean people in this chat that ages you

high dust
#

'95 gang here. Imma go get a cane or something, my back hurts more now. AND NOT FROM WHAT U GUYS WANT.

balmy condor
#

Ravenholdt gives me grey hair, wowhead gives me wrinkles

crisp pine
#

oh that's why you dye

high dust
#

Understandable.

strange onyx
high dust
#

When u leave.

balmy condor
strange onyx
#

Snooze and noose

main bobcat
#

What does maxroll dot gg give you

crisp pine
#

Purpose

balmy condor
crisp pine
#

ligma

main bobcat
#

Who the hell is steve jobs

balmy condor
#

What

rugged basalt
#

He was the first

balmy condor
#

You don’t know who Steve Jobs is

main bobcat
#

Wait you don't know

#

no way

zinc frost
main bobcat
#

Am I ill

balmy condor
#

Do I not know

main bobcat
#

Am I terminally online

crisp pine
#

yes

main bobcat
#

The ligma balls steve jobs meme

high dust
#

a shame steve jobs died of ligma

main bobcat
#

Ok you know

crisp pine
#

who's steve jobs?

main bobcat
#

YES MAN I M NOT ILL

polar sail
#

@balmy condor what is the best spec

I am joking

rugged basalt
#

Is this a fucking half life joke

main bobcat
balmy condor
high dust
#

Ofc u do.

balmy condor
#

I’ll stab you

rugged basalt
#

I was still a child when they made that joke back in the day

main bobcat
#

And then it goes who the hell is steve jobs and the alien says ligma balls and explodes

strange onyx
#

@balmy condor what is the best spec for Crown, Belo (sub) and L’ura

Not joking

high dust
polar sail
#

Steve if from fortnite or what?

crisp pine
#

yea

main bobcat
#

This is insane I cannot believe I'm transcribing a meme

main bobcat
#

I'm so sorry man I will go die

balmy condor
#

I’m too old

balmy condor
#

Or young

main bobcat
polar sail
main bobcat
#

Buy this cat bucket first

balmy condor
#

Idk something about not having a beard anymore

main bobcat
#

18.99

balmy condor
#

Im wrong in some way

polar sail
#

@balmy condor bro grow another beard

main bobcat
#

It's ok man I'm even older

balmy condor
#

I will grow another beard

crisp pine
#

no u wont

main bobcat
#

The worst part is I cannot grow good facial hair and I'm arab bro

crisp pine
#

it's gone now

#

everyone only gets 1

main bobcat
#

It's doomed

polar sail
#

I am 76 years old

crisp pine
#

u fucked up bucko

strange onyx
#

Imagine not having a beard

balmy condor
#

If it makes you feel better, the wowhead writers didn’t believe me either, some of them are legit 40+

polar sail
subtle tundra
balmy condor
#

And I was like hey me am your new boss :3

#

And they went what

main bobcat
#

I sound like I'm 60 but my face is like 15

#

@static glacier why can't I grow a beard

strange onyx
#

I’ll write a wowhead guide

main bobcat
#

You did this you caused all of this

rugged basalt
#

I look younger than I am, I get carded in the us dead

main bobcat
#

Prob watched whatever that outlaw streamer posted on x dot com the everything app too

#

Goodbye forever

static glacier
main bobcat
#

Me when I'm in the bench

static glacier
#

That’s how I grew my beard, stopped maining r Druid = insta beard

main bobcat
#

Yoooo

#

Okok lvling up xddbusiness to press ENVENOM

polar sail
main bobcat
#

Yeah you spec aug you get a confirmation email for a femboy set order from amazon

high dust
#

reward or punishment

main bobcat
#

Or temu if you're polish

main bobcat
marsh fjord
#

@balmy condor did you tell your girlfriend when you shaved? or did you suprise her?

onyx pike
#

Brother in Christ

#

what is going on

high dust
#

if i shave my gf gets angry...

marsh fjord
balmy condor
crisp pine
#

damn are all of you guys ugly or smth?

marsh fjord
balmy condor
#

What’s the issue

marsh fjord
crystal vault
#

he doesnt like raid buffs

high dust
balmy condor
grim jay
#

Idk

onyx pike
main bobcat
#

FYM WHICH ONE

#

Which other head has hair

high dust
#

...damn shaving THAT head must hurt.

main bobcat
#

😠

grim jay
main bobcat
#

Ah ok my bad gang

high dust
#

u guys are so horny today

dire flume
main bobcat
#

Sorry I will disappear and post more cats

dire flume
#

do you live in eu or na

main bobcat
#

Goodbye

dire flume
#

that will change it quite drastically

grim jay
#

Are americans more sensitive?

dire flume
#

no they just

#

have something happen to them that doesnt happen here when babies are born

grim jay
#

Thats kinda mean

marsh fjord
grim jay
#

I wanna answer

#

But I cant

#

Whispyr is watching

high dust
rugged basalt
marsh fjord
# high dust balsy what

its a shaving machine specially made for your balls but they made it that you can't cut yourself. its super safe

#

its called balzy

high dust
#

but one thing is shaving the balls

#

and another THE HEAD

worn geyser
#

philips one blade goes crazy ngl

marsh fjord
merry monolith
#

Anything’s that’s majorly wrong here

grim jay
high dust
#

wait, shaving the head ts just a circumcision

latent copper
#

M

marsh fjord
#

See

#

its pretty good

grim jay
merry monolith
#

I don’t have have balls

#

So can’t tell you

grim jay
#

Fair

marsh fjord
#

JK JK

#

dont ban me

grim jay
grim jay
balmy condor
merry monolith
#

Wowhead ain’t telling me to use fatebound

marsh fjord
onyx pike
#

i can log target dummy fights?

balmy condor
#

Of course it is

onyx pike
#

didnt know that

golden loom
#

reroll back to sub? garf

balmy condor
grim jay
dire flume
golden loom
#

got tokens on 3 chars, myth gaze on DK and this on rogue hmm

dire flume
#

thats what they called me in college

worn geyser
grim jay
#

Dont do it

#

Dont succumb to the darkness

subtle tundra
#

buddy

grim jay
#

Literally Stockholm branch trinket

subtle tundra
#

you press a button and youre back on sub

golden loom
subtle tundra
#

its not rocket science to play 2 specs

balmy condor
#

I just checked

#

I recommend fatebound everywhere

subtle tundra
#

go on

merry monolith
#

Yeah I was pulling your leg

balmy condor
grim jay
#

"which one"

subtle tundra
#

and if its not the middle, then they got it wrong

worn geyser
grim jay
#

Whispyr caught lying

high dust
subtle tundra
#

🥶

merry monolith
balmy condor
ocean ore
high dust
#

who the fuck plays delves anymore.

frosty cedar
#

you can do delves without hero talents it's ok

balmy condor
#

And the mark in solo content is actually really good

high dust
#

i just do 1 weekly with an alter and call it a day.

worn geyser
#

dsm in delves is pretty nice, walk in and slam a DN envenom and one shot the mob

frosty cedar
radiant otter
#

jokes on sub because all of our gear is better than theirs for sub now and their whole channel is talking about pooling energy for shadowblades

golden loom
#

took guidon to save 20 crests when I have 2 myth trinkets garf

subtle tundra
#

take the bonus roll or the socket

#

a socket is more dps than 20 crests

#

what

#

😾

#

youre upsetting me

grim jay
golden loom
#

okay but now I can also play sub in delves varas

grim jay
#

You arent even playing

#

Bozo

subtle tundra
#

youre sentenced to more delves

subtle tundra
#

or 90 lvl 5 characters

#

i cant remember

grim jay
#

Because you have 5 balls

merry monolith
#

90 lvl 5 is more impressive cause cba

grim jay
#

Yes, those balls

subtle tundra
#

ok but fr i am playing i have always been playing!

#

an addict never quits, just lies

grim jay
#

Pic or aint happening

subtle tundra
#

;3

vast shuttle
#

Dint rlly get the new uptate watched yt but ima too low iq. How does it work iknow from +10 u get myth track but how does the rolls works will u be able to get something guranteed like puzzle trinket?

subtle tundra
#

yes you can get it guaranteed

golden loom
grim jay
#

Whatever can drop in that dungeon

subtle tundra
golden loom
#

dps gain of socket

subtle tundra
#

yes!!!!

#

huge deeps

#

a lot of ppl disregard sockets

golden loom
#

already back to it

subtle tundra
#

for some reason...

noble nova
#

Guys I wanna know what is the best simming options for AOE/M+ ?

noble nova
#

no trickery with the amount of adds ?

honest comet
#

First roll in PoS and i get the legs 🙁
i shouldnt risk another roll in PoS until they've confirmed they fixed the bug right?

cloud ridge
#

can someone explain me how bad (or not) is assa now ?

golden loom
#

its fine

honest comet
#

Not great not terrible 🙂

cloud ridge
#

cause i dont understand how sub is better than assa when the spec have 0 prio target

stuck lodge
honest comet
#

I've got the hero neck and ring from there already - I've never seen the dagger though >_>

#

Was kinda hoping for it ^^

subtle tundra
cloud ridge
subtle tundra
#

propaganda

#

dh buff is big on sub

#

etc

#

shaman buff is big

#

druid is universal

cloud ridge
#

dh buff > war buff?

subtle tundra
#

strawman me one more time and ill show up at your house

golden loom
stuck lodge
polar jasper
#

Hey volks,

why do we prefer leech over avoidance acording to the wowhead guide?

Any specific reasons?

onyx pike
#

how do i jeep up with the boomkins in my raid?

#

they get 99 Log every fight :C

golden loom
polar jasper
#

okay, ez

#

ty

honest comet
#

It would suck to get the legs a second time

royal depot
#

!ui

prisma monolithBOT
grim jay
#

Parses are spec based

onyx pike
#

so my question would be how th f do i get there

daring glen
#

is 298 gear upgrades out yet?

subtle tundra
#

no

subtle tundra
grim jay
subtle tundra
#

idk what kind of answer youre expecting

#

use one button rotation

golden loom
#

did the mirror delve just brick my strafing

#

??????????

subtle tundra
#

yes

#

it did

#

kid

golden loom
#

uhh how do I fix

subtle tundra
#

you dont

grim jay
golden loom
#

I wanna say words that I should not be saying about blizzard entertainment

ocean garden
#

rename or delete the cache folder in your wow/retail folder

golden loom
#

ICANT is that actually how you fix it

shell crater
#

YES

#

YEEEEES

#

AAAAAAAHAHAHA

ocean garden
#

yep, had the same earlier, stop the game before

golden loom
analog hedge
#

instant/deadly for this 1?

golden loom
prisma monolithBOT
#

You should always be using poisons you talent into, which means the following:

Lethals:

  • Deadly always + Amplifying if you're talented into it with DTB, Instant only as a final option
    Non-Lethals:
  • Atrophic/Numbing, crippling if you're talented into DTB

Wound poison damage in PvE is atrocious and should never be used

noble nova
#

guys how good are the ring sets from NXP? cause for Single target its telling me to combine them. and for AOE nop

onyx pike
#

so i read this earlier; no more strafin in delves? XD

golden loom
#

only caused by the mirror delve (in eversong) it seems

weary stump
#

The devs will have to delve into it

noble nova
#

This is what its suggesting as highest DPS

#

and I dont know why the mastery should go that low

plain thistle
#

that looks fine, stop worrying too much about secondaries

noble nova
#

its making my ass itch

#

xDD

plain thistle
#

why tho

#

our best status is crit, its not suprise your sim wants a lot of it

noble nova
#

ill give it a try, i cant fully judge. True what u said

normal mist
#

You just don't care about the numbers

#

Press buttons, pew pew

proper rain
#

we no longer have aoe blind to deal with orb affix this week?

normal mist
#

There's still an orbs affix?

#

Legit question

proper rain
#

I mean this, whatever it is

#

overall though, we dont have any aoe cc?

normal mist
#

Yeah blind should take care of those but you can't target them directly

rugged basalt
#

You’d have to target a mob

#

It’ll then hit the orbs

proper rain
#

but i cant find the aoe blind talent?

rugged basalt
#

If you blind an orb it’ll be single target

dusky hound
#

right below blind

rugged basalt
#

Airborne irritant

proper rain
#

omg i cant read

#

thanks guys

rugged basalt
#

Course

proper rain
#

I only read reduce cd and duration, not the last part

#

I feel stupid

rugged basalt
#

It’s how it was in TWW now (I think)

quaint dragon
proper rain
#

thanks for the support

lime edge
#

How much are u guys simming dslice? pepeSusThink

subtle tundra
#

117k

#

how much do you sim in dslice?

quaint dragon
#

140k

lime edge
subtle tundra
#

how much do you sim in 5t 40s no bl?

lime edge
lime edge
humble verge
#

@warm vortex

lime edge
subtle tundra
#

interesting

lime edge
#

I didnt realize how big the shaman buff was for us too

subtle tundra
#

very

quaint dragon
#

120k

lime edge
#

Its like 6% dps in single target in m+

#

5% dslice

subtle tundra
#

i actually didnt sim at all anything and literally typed a random number and i dont give a shit about sim numbers cause they dont mean anything

lime edge
subtle tundra
#

🫡

lime edge
#

Do u sim ur gear SUS

viscid spear
subtle tundra
#

but i dont look at the flat numbers

rugged basalt
#

Curvy numbers 🤤

lime edge
#

Then u do care mhm

#

Im not looking at the flat number either

#

Just the difference between us

fickle quiver
#

You guys, can you help me what to choose in vault? - Omission of Light (Ring) or Myth track shoulders. I play both assa and sub depending on raid fight...

gray horizon
#

Shoulders

severe meadow
#

The ring set even at myth track is kinda bad compared to actual good rings

rugged basalt
#

Is light the crit or the other one

merry monolith
#

That ring is not good

#

Void is crit ring

rugged basalt
#

Yea fuck light

gray horizon
#

Doesn't even matter, I'd never take a ring over myth tier shoulders you will wear the entire tier

subtle tundra
#

i care

fickle quiver
#

Yeah makes sense, thanks guys ❤️

rugged basalt
#

Other ring good tho I be using it

plain thistle
#

yeah, we can bonus roll a really good ring in pit now

proper rain
#

i got pretty bad gear but in dungeon slice sub sim about 12.5% higher dps than assassination. Will sub always outperform assassination or do assassination pull through at higher keys?

normal mist
#

Sims

#

Aren't

#

Used

#

To