assassination

[coral ibex]

i'd imagine it gets fixed by like .7

but maybe not

[balmy condor]

guessing this is heroic, because on mythic they're stacked

no, you don't, just the one on the floor. If the adds are too far away that's your guilds fault, they should be ripped into melee

[coral ibex]

bc it doesn't prevent you from playing the game

[spice surge]

Thats the strat though

Make commands for things you want fixed

[inner atlas]

Got it, thx

[spice surge]

Because then theyll get fixed

[balmy condor]

I mean, they're aware, it got reported directly already

you opening a ticket won't really do anything

[tight ginkgo]

Oh I called you sweetie instead of pookie

sorry that was weird

[balmy condor]

nothing's weird when you're me

[tight ginkgo]

[balmy condor]

I walked into the bar to grab drinks at bowling on monday

walked out with a free shot and a kiss on the lips from a 40-something black guy

my life is lit

[spice spire]

Yeah I thought I was your sweetie, king

[spice spire]

Didn’t realize it was that easy

[balmy condor]

brother when you're a twink, all of heavens doors open

[spice spire]

Tryna open your heavens doors fr

Love my German twink king tho god bless

[balmy condor]

he's always like that to be fair I've known him since I started working at the alley

[tight ginkgo]

you're pumpkin

[balmy condor]

bro gets hammered constantly for no reason

[digital elk]

It's as easy as opening with "Hiya! 👋"

[balmy condor]

and then belts out karaoke until we close

he's super chill

it's like 10pm on a thursday

all of a sudden

CHIQUITITA TELL ME WHATS WROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG

and you're like

ah

arthur's up

[zinc frost]

Ayo where's the bowling alley, asking for a friend

[real pike]

thanks lad and what wonderful design

[balmy condor]

cupertino come through

[split mantle]

Rando newbie question #2 - I'm guessing the time to pop Primary Stat potion is same time as kingsbane?

[pine flare]

Death mark I think

[real pike]

macro to Deathmark

[balmy condor]

the fun part is you're both right

because it don't matter

[wooden jasper]

!macros

[balmy condor]

as long as garrote and rupture are ticking, good to go

[wooden jasper]

!freegold

[split mantle]

I'm playing 4d chess.

I'm macroing stat potion to shiv.

[pine flare]

The real spice is trying to figure out whether to have an envenom first

[split mantle]

Jk jk, lmfao.

[balmy condor]

bread, rice and tortillas for carbs, chicken beef and pork for proteins, if you need fats cook with animal fats, oils, butter, or eat tree nuts and avocado

[wooden jasper]

😭

[balmy condor]

carbs and proteins 4 cal/g

fats 9 cal/g

[wooden jasper]

Whats the best warmup for SIN before raid?

U/L 2x weekly

[balmy condor]

3 reps of hip thrusts at whatever your mom weighs

[shy heron]

getting swole with whispyr

[frigid lagoon]

im typing this without clicking the pins, is there a way to sim both plumes in top gear

[hazy sundial]

Outlaw deals competitive damage?

[waxen oyster]

its a bit

[wooden jasper]

??????????????????????????????????????????????????

????????????????????????????

[balmy condor]

it should add both if you have one in your bag I think

[wooden jasper]

🦶

[coral ibex]

he's a freak fr

[frigid lagoon]

ty

[coral ibex]

[balmy condor]

I lost :whispyrstep: in the great hack of '25

[shy heron]

I thought those were little hands. even better

[severe meadow]

[split mantle]

So I've got this trinket, and I see on icy veins, it's marked as A tier, and I'm struggling to see why? Surely one of the passive secondary stat trigger trinkets would cause more damage?

[balmy condor]

the proc rate on the effect is pretty gud

does decent damage

[tight ginkgo]

Nutritionist, influencer, theorycrafter, scholar, freak, twink, moderator, wowhead multiguide editor freakazoid

[balmy condor]

like there's no reason why a damage trinket can't be good

[severe meadow]

Bro has quite the resume

[balmy condor]

it's just that they usually are tuned lower

[wooden jasper]

TWINK TOO?

https://tenor.com/view/i'm-unsure-i'm-out-13-seconds-i'm-in-13-seconds-confused-maybe-maybe-not-gif-14185473161479751592

[balmy condor]

I hide it under the beard

[split mantle]

Where's the best place to sim to see if this would bea net gain over my other trinkets? I'm not fully familiar with simming yet.

[balmy condor]

simming is raidbots

raidbots is simming

god bless el roboto

[split mantle]

Oh, I thought so, but doesn't it have a message on it that it's like an older outdated method of simming or something? Or am I making that up? Lol.

[runic hinge]

BANNED

[balmy condor]

depends what tool you're using on raidbots I guess

but all the outdated shit is under some tiny text

hidden from sight

[gray horizon]

Install simulationcraft addon, log on to rogue, type "/simc" "ctrl+c", open raidbots, go to top gear, paste your shit, buy premium sub because you get addicted to min/maxing every single combo available

[balmy condor]

so that would be impressive

[waxen oyster]

alternative is mooch off your guild's raidbots

and sim once a week because who tf cares about simming so often

[split mantle]

Hmm. This DOES sound like the meta.

[sullen bramble]

cleave or full ST on crown?

[severe meadow]

Can do ST unless you wanna do useless pad

[golden loom]

@balmy condor are you proud

[frosty cedar]

Ascended

[split mantle]

Oh okay, this is what I was thinking of - the gear compare feature is out of date? How do you do gear comparisons then?

[sacred oyster]

read the first line

[split mantle]

I don't even know what Top Gear is, lol.

Oooooh, derp, it's an option on the site

[pine flare]

CMQAByFP3pExAEG41/8+e6b8fPPwMjZzMAAAAAAmtZMbzAAAAAAaZZYwMjxMzMz2MLzMGzMzMYGzwYYgBWgZMaMLgsNgtZstBMzMGD

is this guy cooking? Sudden demise in the top 50

[balmy condor]

sim gems 300 billion times, raidbots servers going up in flames, the entire nile river being pumped into the server farm to keep the silicon from melting. You wait, it's taking too long, these fucking sims. I should ping whispyr to just make the sim more efficient, it's probably that stupid APL making it run slow. Hours go by. Your mouth gets dry. There's no more water on earth, it's all being used by server farms. You lick the damp crumbs from the bottom of your desk mat. 95%. The tension is palpable. You're shaking with excitement. 99%. The time is almost here. You're about to go into raid, more optimized than everyone else. You'll show them all. Ding, sim is done. Your currently equipped gear is the top gear. You look, how could this be? You scroll down, look at the results. Replacing 3 gems and an enchant is +28 dps. The sim says it's a sidegrade and within margin of error, but you don't care, what does raidbots know, it's a bot, and you're not a bot, you're human. You know better. You change your gems, get summoned to raid 5 minutes late. You crack your fingers. Time to green parse.

[gray horizon]

Run it again, and your original gems end up being +50 dps. A terrorist is born

[tawny geyser]

Someones life rn 💀

[humble verge]

im now 3rd rogue in ilvl

[spare kayak]

what rank is the first rogue 275 ilevel?

[tawny geyser]

Bigger than Exile😂

[balmy condor]

@lament aurora literally begging at this point

just sit me man

please

put me out of my misery

no more myth gear

it won't help

[past bobcat]

Wait till you do windrunner!

[humble verge]

i did inflate with my non-use trinket that dropped from chimaerus - crest save

[elder agate]

u guys think stats are ok?

[balmy condor]

276.56

looks good to me

[grand atlas]

hi

i have a question regarding the rotation. when i get my cds back, should i run puzzlebox -> deathmark -> kingbane -> vannish -> empowered garrote.

or wait until my vannish comes back before i start my rotation. puzzlebox ->vannish -> empowered garrote -> deathmark -> kingbane

[balmy condor]

neither I guess

in theory you would vanish garrote first then envenom into puzzle box dm kb

[grand atlas]

even when my cds come back on a raidboss

i am not talking about the opener

[balmy condor]

correct, you wouldn't be vanishing in your opener

[wooden jasper]

Should caustic splatter be tracked?

or I should just know to cleave on the last target I evenomed

[low panther]

!macros

[balmy condor]

it applies on envenom

[wooden jasper]

bread, rice and tortillas for carbs, chicken beef and pork for proteins, if you need fats cook with animal fats, oils, butter, or eat tree nuts and avocado

[wooden jasper]

But should I like, track it on my bomboclat buff tracker

[balmy condor]

I can't think of a reason to do so

[wooden jasper]

Thank u papi

[grand atlas]

after DM and KB in my opener should i instantly vanish and use garrote?

[wooden jasper]

I was thinking like, remembering which target to AA, to spread poison

damage

But tbh just sticking on the gyatt u orginially evenomed should be it

[golden loom]

I have my spatter on my cdm just to think about the good times of tww but its totally useless

[wooden jasper]

yea u right

[golden loom]

not in on salhadaar this week so I am drinking with myself on an alt

[wooden jasper]

GoldShire

[balmy condor]

you can, yeah

[keen mantle]

assa is meta in raid too

i cant believe ity

this spec is sogood

[balmy condor]

"assa is meta in raid"

explain this then bozo

[solar wyvern]

Let us cope bro...

[golden loom]

herp da goat??

[sweet glen]

where can i find a assa m+ build?

[balmy condor]

!guide

[prisma monolith]

Guides:

• WoWhead - by Whispyr
• Method - by Whispyr
• Icy Veins - by Seliathan

[balmy condor]

would suggest wowhead

[sweet glen]

are they good?

[wooden jasper]

Bing.com

[balmy condor]

for no reason

wdym are they good

they're guides

[crisp pine]

lmao no

[wooden jasper]

No they are bad

[crisp pine]

the wowhead guide is written by some weird guy with a foot fetish

[wooden jasper]

they are intentionally made so you lose DPS

[sweet glen]

oh lol i see who wrote it

XXD

[solar wyvern]

Method and wowhead guide are done by a suspicious individual

[balmy condor]

woah man, I am NOT weird

[solar wyvern]

The guides are good tho yes

[sweet glen]

@balmy condor I see some high m+ going mastery crit instead of crit haste, whats the diffrence really?

[balmy condor]

mastery gets better with more aoe

haste gets better with less

[sweet glen]

ty man

[balmy condor]

np

[keen mantle]

haha i believed in it

after that

[silent stratus]

How close assa got to sub for m+ after this week's tuning?

[runic hinge]

You are a true freak

[golden loom]

it wasnt really behind to begin with

[balmy condor]

it was arguably better before the tuning, and now it's 3% better than that

[elder grove]

I may switch from sub to assa just because this discord server is amazing.

[golden loom]

then you should check out #outlaw

[fallow canopy]

no u

[elder grove]

Crafted a dagger. It’s this or sub.

[silent stratus]

Does assa need packs to last long to gain value or it doesn't matter?

[balmy condor]

have you seen #1146207476983812117

[balmy condor]

yep, dot spec PoV

[elder grove]

Omfg. Okay swapping to cats and dogs.

[balmy condor]

cats and dogs and stuart

[silent stratus]

ty @balmy condor

[balmy condor]

we love stuart

[runic hinge]

He’s the best fr

[balmy condor]

[shy axle]

is that "assa is meta in raid" memeing? i thought its good but what do i know

[balmy condor]

it's been good, yes

[rustic cosmos]

Im suprised that there were none assas in rwf race

On single its been good

[balmy condor]

there was no reason to take a spec that only does boss damage

[runic hinge]

Exile said he was gonna swap but they weren’t lusting during execute

[rustic cosmos]

Exactls

[balmy condor]

like they could've played it on lura but why

[rustic cosmos]

Execute during prog is op

Perfecto said sub is more tanky and+-same dmg

[abstract thunder]

In low keys like 12 to 14 is assa performing good ?

Or need to w8 for high keys to swap to assa ?

[rustic cosmos]

Its good

I was pugging my road to 3k Aš assa, and did good

[abstract thunder]

Okey one more question brother

Perform better in chain pulling or mass pulling one after one ?

[balmy condor]

what does that mean

[rustic cosmos]

U pick highest hp mob, spread dots and go brr enevmons

[abstract thunder]

I mean in m+ if the tank keep pulling with out stoping (once adds is low hp he pull others) or mass pulling at once is better for assa ?

[balmy condor]

depends on the pull I guess

but chain pulling is really good

[abstract thunder]

That whag i thought for our apex talent yea ?

[rustic cosmos]

CT is very helpful this expansion

[balmy condor]

has nothing to do with the apex

you mostly ignore the apex in aoe

chain pulls are just less downtime

and less downtime is more damage

[abstract thunder]

No need to think about energy pulling ?

[balmy condor]

not in aoe, no

[uneven berry]

How does assassination feel after the buffs?

[balmy condor]

3% better than last week

[crisp pine]

you're saying that but my poisons fell off at third boss seat +14 today and it took me a minute to notice

hasn't happened before the buffs

[abstract thunder]

😂

In assa u will feel it the second it drop

[rustic cosmos]

Play warior then

[abstract thunder]

0 energy istantly

[solid knoll]

do u always want to envenom before going into cds? is this for the buff or just dumping cp b4 kingsbane?

[balmy condor]

you do, it's a bit of both

mostly the buff

[silent stratus]

Why sub? What sub had better for rwf?

[balmy condor]

burst aoe

and just kinda burst in general

[silent stratus]

Wouldn't dm count as burst too? Is it the 1:30min vs 2:00 burst that was better?

[gray raven]

Has anyone messed around with sudden demise outside of weekly meme keys?

[coral ibex]

better for timers and sub burst is a lot larger than assa burst because it does literally nothing outside cds

assa does in fact do damage outside cds

[golden loom]

lowkey sub burst isnt that big either

[spice surge]

Subs burst isnt that much bigger than assa

[golden loom]

[coral ibex]

it used to be

[golden loom]

sub rogue is just fury warrior, flat with burst during bladestorm or dance

[coral ibex]

fully stacked flag powered 2nd sectec

now that was some burst

[high dust]

this decent for a sim on dungeonslice...? 272 (Too much on sub, need to change some gear soonTM)

[coral ibex]

"decent"

who knows

looks like you had buffs on tbh

bc i sim for like 110k in dslice

and i have more gear

[crisp pine]

blood elf bonus

[high dust]

100%

[golden loom]

blood elf solves energy issues and leads to a more fluid rotation

[spice spire]

[runic hinge]

If you’re not simming with full raid buffs and pi in Dslice what’s the point

[high dust]

and that I always forget to tell the sim to fuck off the buffs.

[coral ibex]

for dslice i pick the actual buffs i expect to always have, which is just personal food, r1 flask, r1 pots, weapon enchants, and lust

[high dust]

imma do it like that to see...

[coral ibex]

https://www.raidbots.com/simbot/report/rbCdNVtfUviDw5MLjripWB

[high dust]

i kinda expect hunter's mark and monk's touch cause right now im grouping with them tho.

[elder swallow]

guys whats better for raiding, assa or sub?

[high dust]

yes.

[frosty cedar]

assa

[crisp pine]

outlaw

[frosty cedar]

sub is for padders

[elder swallow]

so full ST situation assa > sub?

[coral ibex]

honestly i think if you have to ask you should just play whatever you like best

because you likely arent raiding at a level where its really gonna matter

[high dust]

Im switching because I hate my life.

[coral ibex]

there's probably less than 20 people in this discord for whom spec choice matters during prog

hm maybe more but not many more

[bleak sedge]

im gonna have you know that im full clear lfr.

[high dust]

thats more than me

[crisp pine]

I did storymode thingie today and got outbursted by the evoker npc

[high dust]

still one wing left cause it bores me to death.

[crisp pine]

ama

[high dust]

well, tbh...i have chimaerus and first boss on HC because I wanted the trinkets.

[inner atlas]

Is there a source for boss timers? I'd like to plan my CDs a bit to improve my dmg

[elder swallow]

and at what level of raiding does it matter?

[high dust]

mythic I gues.

[coral ibex]

the level where playing perfectly doesn't result in killing the boss and spec choice for damage does

[red schooner]

not even just mythic, mid to late CE you can make any spec work

[elder swallow]

well good thing im there

[coral ibex]

no, the fact that you cannot reach the conclusion yourself is evidence enough that you aren't

because if you were raiding at that level you'd have already addressed the issue

[high dust]

me having only chimaerus ahead of the curve cause im too lazy and I hate my work to do the rest even on pugs.

[coral ibex]

and you'd know enough about the specs to perform at that level

[elder swallow]

I just boosted a rogue im new to it, whats wrong with asking a simple question? who hurt u buddy

[coral ibex]

there's nothing wrong, i told you that it won't matter what you play

you can play whatever you like best

[elder swallow]

yeah okay, im gonna wait for a serios non butt hurt answer

[red schooner]

That is the serious answer

[runic hinge]

Okay whatever you think is the most fun

[red schooner]

You just don't like the answer lmao

[coral ibex]

and to be clear

i dont raid at a level where it matters either

[crisp pine]

look at r1 on wcl and compare sub and sin

there's your answer

[scarlet orbit]

does cloak not work for paladin soaks?

[coral ibex]

nope

its not magic damage

[crisp pine]

cloak of shadows obv gets destroyed by light lol

[elder swallow]

thank you, logical answer i was looking for

[crisp pine]

yw, I'm known as a genius around here

[runic hinge]

True

[coral ibex]

bro's about to reach the wrong conclusion and feel confident about it

https://klipy.com/gifs/kyodo-1

[viscid spear]

!up

[prisma monolith]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/475024539693219850/1488547832062415010/drop_fixed.png

[coral ibex]

play what you want

[high dust]

i swear im still simming nooj, to check, but I had to check enchants too just in case lmao.

[coral ibex]

lol

boiling oceans for dslice enchants

[high dust]

yes.

better than for ai slop.

[crisp pine]

Hey Grok, how we feeling about these sin buffs?

[high dust]

You forgot to add !Grok

[crisp pine]

honestly grok would immediately call me a slur I feel like

[high dust]

1000%

[fallow canopy]

The +4 from changing gems is totally worth it

[coral ibex]

bro who posted that sim

proud

"yea im swapping"

literally for +4 dps

[humble verge]

actually insane, one of our healers are #12 ilvl in the world

[high dust]

me posting that +7 because cringebox?

[coral ibex]

lmao yes

holy cow you dont know how hard i was actually laughing when i saw +7

like somehow the clanker thought that was statistically relevant enough

and didn't just say "current gear is best"

[high dust]

still have the screenshot cause it was funny af

[coral ibex]

we work the clanker into the ground for 7 dps

[balmy condor]

where's my ping

[coral ibex]

i saw someone delete it

[balmy condor]

verymadge

[red schooner]

+7 is worth it to not have the box

[coral ibex]

in here

you dont have moroes log deleted messages?

[high dust]

thats what I said.

[red schooner]

quality of life improvement for margin of error? good deal right there

[balmy condor]

RUN THE ROUTE AGAIN

JEROME

DO IT AGAIN

[crisp pine]

Jarvis, I'm low on dps

sim those enchants again

[inner atlas]

Hey, is there a website /addon where I can boss timers before the fights?

[balmy condor]

https://lorrgs.io/

[inner atlas]

Thx

[high dust]

@coral ibex

tho that sim is with monk/hunter helping cause that's what my groups have. cant lie about that

[coral ibex]

thats reasonable

[high dust]

1.8k dps is worth it to change enchants...? nah...right?

[crisp pine]

yes you can

the bot doesn't know

[cursive willow]

!fuu

[prisma monolith]

Rogue Spreadsheet - Light Version / Dark Version

[coral ibex]

i'd change enchants for 1% which is less than that

[high dust]

...damn.

wellp time to change weapons and rings.

tho i sim better with double nature's fury and berserker'srage + jan'alais or whatever its called. feels weird being this low on crit right now...

[harsh ravine]

Did they fix improved garrot getting bonus from prepot mastery from trinket etc ?

on wowhead guide I don't see anymore vanish garrot after KB

[coral ibex]

yes

[sonic zinc]

how do i sim to remove cringebox 😠

[high dust]

if your cringebox is champion track

get hero track trinkets

if your cringebox is hero, get myth

if your cringebox is myth...forget about it.

[sonic zinc]

rip

[harsh ravine]

oh ok so I can have my vanish for better use now nice

[high dust]

i sim +7 cause my cringebox is still champion, and one of those trinkets was hero.

[sonic zinc]

my last sim with a champ cringebox was still a cringebox play

even against other hero

sadge

[high dust]

i had to luck out on fireland's cache and get gaze champion track to get rid of crucible...

[fleet pagoda]

cringe box wouldn't be so bad if it didn't have the "plugging in a usb" experience. just cast when i press the button the first time 😭

[high dust]

I hate my luck with trinkets.

me on tww s3 being like "fuck i hate channeling trinkets" with fucking shadowlands bis. (unholy dk)

now im here on midnight with another GOD DAMN CHANNEL TRINKET.

[crisp pine]

I like puzzlebox

gives me time to play some chess on the side

[high dust]

I like cringebox to have an excuse if my dps drops

"why u do so little dmg"

cause i didnt want to fucking press that shit while i was on fire.

[crisp pine]

that's why you pop a defensive before puzzle

[gilded oasis]

healer problem

[high dust]

"imma waste cloack to just stay here two seconds"

can i blame my friends if I die for a cringebox angle?

[crisp pine]

if evoker rescues you does that kill the channel?

[sonic zinc]

gotta pop cloak for the AA pull

for cring box

[harsh ravine]

"Fan of Knives in 2+ target situations. With Blindside talented use on 3+ targets." -> discord

"Use ‍Fan of Knives as your builder on 3 enemies or more." -> maxroll - no blindside

who should I believe ?

[sonic zinc]

then u just run around and scream while spinning bloody blades

[high dust]

"Fan of Knives in 2+ target situations. With Blindside talented use on 3+ targets." -> discord

[balmy condor]

maxroll guide

first they AI slop and plagiarize

now they can't even do that

crazy work

[coral ibex]

wtf is maxroll

[crisp pine]

maxroll is fucking crazy these days

[gilded oasis]

is it like crunchyroll?

[crisp pine]

I remember when it was like a PoE site

[harsh ravine]

yee I figured some ia things lol

[crisp pine]

now they have every game under the sun for some reason

[harsh ravine]

xD

[crisp pine]

ah yes let me just check those elden ring nightreign build guides on maxroll

[balmy condor]

that's not even AI that's just bad and outdated

I mean

it is factually correct

it's just factually correct from like 4 years ago

[shy moth]

what is the current recommended talents for m+ and raid? wowhead ?

[balmy condor]

yep, go check wowhead

[harsh ravine]

I checked the guide like last year, they didn't talk about this

[gilded oasis]

"now that our combo points are attached to us and not on the target, feel free to change targets more freely!"

im putting that in my new guide

[crisp pine]

And you people told me assa ST is good

[scenic nacelle]

shit I almost forgot sin had SD for a bit

[balmy condor]

they're cooking over there at maxroll

[honest needle]

If i wanna play sub and sin depending on the key is it ok if i keep my crafted dagger as haste mastery or should i change it to crit haste ?

[balmy condor]

you can wear the same gear

[crisp pine]

wait that's a dapper buld tho

[haughty gust]

only gear i swap for sin/sub is rings really

[crisp pine]

they removed the dashing scoundrel point

[worn nimbus]

I wouldn’t waste the gold for 1% increases

[crisp pine]

and put it in scent

[balmy condor]

surely that's worth it

[zinc frost]

Utility is way too high here

[balmy condor]

also canny over internal

and not taking thrown precision

holy banger

[honest needle]

so dont worry about switching to crit for weapon?

[spice spire]

[coral ibex]

bro anyone who takes toxic stiletto over shadowrunner is literally brain damaged

[balmy condor]

you don't have to switch any gear

[crisp pine]

the fucking build doesn't even have supercharger

[coral ibex]

this is midnight we dont fucking press shiv

[brave gyro]

this seems to be a general misinformation going around - there was a youtube vid today where they talk about different specs, and they go
"As for assassination... it's biggest weakness is by far their single target damage.... bla.. bla... spec just feels really energy starved during aoe"
and I'm like

[gilded oasis]

i press shiv

[haughty gust]

nah don't worry bout it

[honest needle]

also last thing should i craft belt or bracers if i play both specs ? and is fatebound best for m+ or deathstalker

[high dust]

wait since when ass is weak on st.

[balmy condor]

since maxroll said so

[haughty gust]

personally crafted bracers but i don't think either is that bad

[high dust]

i had bracers, but tbf its weird because there's a good belt for sin, but not that good for sub

[haughty gust]

and play fatebound in m+ probably

[spice spire]

Birds before Crawth, checkmate pal

[high dust]

only play deathstalker for funnel and if you're a masochist

[honest needle]

i got hero haste mastery bracers my belt is crit mastery champion

so was thinking to make belt

cant decide

[gilded oasis]

dragonflys in firt pull

[crisp pine]

They rank outlaw higher on st btw

[gilded oasis]

outlaw, known ST banger

[high dust]

that cant be real...

[spice spire]

Nah tanks got everything rolling then

If they die they’re shit (literally me playing warrior)

[gilded oasis]

just ignore pain

[coral ibex]

[honest needle]

I miss playing outlaw but its hard for me without my weakauras

[spice spire]

I can only generate so much rage queen

[coral ibex]

ok i press one shiv

[balmy condor]

anything is possible when you're just putting slop on the internet to farm ad revenue from idiots

[coral ibex]

still doesn't justify the talent imo

i'd rather be zoomin

[spice spire]

100%

But I’m a hater sorry homie

[brave gyro]

I feel like the people who take thier wow info from maxroll are never gonna do content that shows them they were given wrong info

[coral ibex]

stay hating

[harsh ravine]

XD

[honest needle]

do we still use shiv during kingsbane ? in m+ ?

[crisp pine]

since when does maxroll even have wow guides

and why

[balmy condor]

they partnered with echo

[coral ibex]

no

[balmy condor]

in like dragonflight

[crisp pine]

aaah

[balmy condor]

but the guides are actually

[crisp pine]

so that's why echo is losing every race

[high dust]

why would echo do that.

[balmy condor]

utter dogshit

because echo needs money

why else

[crisp pine]

I genuinely don't understand tho

[high dust]

...to get second from dragonflight till this day.

[brave gyro]

there are some cool community builds for poe 2 on maxroll, but that's the extent ive used it

[crisp pine]

just copy wowhead?

like

[balmy condor]

they tried that

[crisp pine]

that's what I'd do

[high dust]

damn u want them to copy whispyr?

you're bad.

[balmy condor]

and I giga slammed their cock in a doorframe

[merry perch]

Those maxroll guides were suspected AI slop

[balmy condor]

they weren't suspected, they were

[crisp pine]

alright but like

[balmy condor]

they made an apology about it

[crisp pine]

just copy the talents from wowhead

[merry perch]

I couldn't remember if they admitted to them or not

[high dust]

or even just check murlokio

[crisp pine]

ahahahahaha

[verbal sable]

whats good opener on paladins

[balmy condor]

right, the talents from wowhead from the writer you spent all of last expansion bashing for being a dumbfuck

[crisp pine]

aaaah

[gilded oasis]

is he wrong tho?

jk ily

[high dust]

Damn.

[haughty gust]

mythic or heroic?

[verbal sable]

mythic

[gilded oasis]

lfr

[coral ibex]

the opener is the opener

i have been skipping envenom before cds so all of dm ticks before the prot paladin runs off

[balmy condor]

got called an r word on stream for weeks during a race because they refused to do my opener cause they thought it was bad or something

they get to 6/9 or 7/9

all of a sudden they quietly change openers

[haughty gust]

it's pretty much just normal opener except you don't extend garrote instantly

[balmy condor]

and they're doing what I wrote in the guide

SUPER WEIRD!

[haughty gust]

you vanish at like ~15 seconds to extend garrote before the 1 guy runs off

[crisp pine]

ooooh I remember that actually

what was it again? smth with vanish right?

[verbal sable]

i looked at logs and many ppl do it different way so i was looking for something "optimal" to start with

[high dust]

Damn, and I missed that drama...

[balmy condor]

yeh

[coral ibex]

[balmy condor]

my favorite from that tier

was a guy who tried to ping me "whispyr is it true you're regarded"

but he got auto-filtered

[verbal sable]

so this one seems about fine ?

[balmy condor]

he got auto-filtered 3 times and then just pinged me "fuck you" and left

was a good meme

[haughty gust]

i'd think spreading your bleeds before popping puzzle box would be better

[crisp pine]

wait hang on so echo wants maxroll to have guides for Blue Protocol: Star Resonance?
That's awesome actually

I'm on their side now

[coral ibex]

yea thats what ive been doing

[haughty gust]

i just pop puzzle after envenom

[balmy condor]

well maxroll wants to have as many guides as possible to get as many clicks as possible

[coral ibex]

except ive been double garroting

[crisp pine]

yea that is fair

[coral ibex]

i make no claims about that being better

this is my opener

[thorn thorn]

Maxroll also has terrible guides for wow

[haughty gust]

it's better to vanish to extend garrote at 15s

[balmy condor]

echo wants to have money, and they originally were getting some of that sweet sweet saudi oil money

[coral ibex]

and it always finishes kb before the amp ends

[gilded oasis]

you should write a guide

[crisp pine]

we've noticed

[haughty gust]

to extend the guy running away

[balmy condor]

but then echo fell into some drama

because like

[zealous moth]

no envenom on opener

[balmy condor]

very anti lgbt obviously

[zealous moth]

RL, bench this guy

[thorn thorn]

ancestral call

[coral ibex]

i'm not qualified i just speak like i know what i'm talking about

[high dust]

wait really? fuck-

[crisp pine]

I hate everything being turned into a content mill

there was this one site that got bought recently
And they replaced every writer with ai

they published a 100% ai generated review for resident evil requiem

and pretended it was an actual human

[verbal sable]

many ppl skil evenom in opener on paladins according to logs

skip*

[coral ibex]

we're not far from clawdbots playing games and then generating reviews for them

haha

we're so fucked

[gilded oasis]

what do we expect. I keep getting these adds on podcasts where IBM is talking about how you should have less than 10% of your customer service branch/staff by now and your developers shoud be using AI to code 70% of their work to make it easier

drives me nuts

[crisp pine]

it do be rough

[bleak sedge]

if you dont play tempest on crown do you swap targets to dot?

[gilded oasis]

why would you not play it

[coral ibex]

yea the problem is that ai does have useful applications but like 85% of what its used for is literal shit

[bleak sedge]

top logs arent playing it

[thorn thorn]

AI discussion in my world of warcraft game

[coral ibex]

you should check what those logs do then

[thorn thorn]

We already know whispyr is a very thoroughly programmed AI meant to shitpost and write a guide

[high dust]

fuck AI in every game.

[haughty gust]

the minibosses take so much extra damage

[coral ibex]

seems insane to not play ct on crown but maybe you are just never hitting the adds

[zealous moth]

Yes! You can absolutely beat Wesker on Residen Evil Requiem! 💀
Here are some tips ✅
1 - Buy a AWP 🔫 These weapon has the highest single shot damage in the entire game ❗

[haughty gust]

it's worth to just single target them

[coral ibex]

yea you can just funnel via fok anyway

off the shitters

its not really funnel its more like acceleration

[thorn thorn]

Funnel mentioned

Whispyr is powering up

[coral ibex]

I KNOW ITS NOT FUNNEL

[thorn thorn]

you said the forbidden word

[high dust]

You triggered him

[thorn thorn]

You have doomed us all

[high dust]

Prepare for the consequences.

[coral ibex]

!cancelrant

pls

[high dust]

!cancelrant

[thorn thorn]

[zealous moth]

rip nooj

we´ll remember you

[high dust]

if we spam it we may be forgiven

[bleak sedge]

i just did a catastrophic log on crown and im trying to figure out why

[gilded oasis]

its probably so unrelated

[coral ibex]

yea when its this long its either a pin or he's way off tangent

[zealous moth]

you're doomed

[sonic zinc]

funnel!?

[gilded oasis]

or its really jut 2 words and he got distracted

[sonic zinc]

restealth!??!?

HELLO?!?!

[high dust]

restealth? what are you? not night elfs?

[coral ibex]

you are complaining about restealths for indiscriminate carnage, i am complaining about restealths for shadowrunner. we are not the same.

[sonic zinc]

why would i play cringe elf

??

makes no sense

deathstalker is forsaken hero tree

[zealous moth]

absolutely based

[sonic zinc]

so i play forsaken

cant be a deathstalker night elf

makes no sense

[high dust]

i started on tbc, i have to stay belf.

[high dust]

wtf was shadowrunner again

[sonic zinc]

stealth move speed

[high dust]

wait i need to do something...

[high dust]

now im back to red, fuck that colour.
OH THAT.

i dont have it talented.

but fair tbh.

HE'S STILL TYPING IM SCARED IM GONNA GO BYE.

[coral ibex]

this is my class tree for everything but sometimes i swap to improved ambush if im feeling it in raid

[zealous moth]

imagine taking toxic stiletto in the big 2026

[crisp pine]

u guys have all been lying to me btw

[zealous moth]

dispeling enrage? couldn't be me

[high dust]

i usually run m+ talents on open world cause i hate my friends big pullin mobs.

[gilded oasis]

mastery always king in my heart

[high dust]

haste last............... 💀

[crisp pine]

I love versatility

[high dust]

If a class has versa as top 3 stat

i drop it

i hate that stat.

[pliant remnant]

did versatility kill your family or something

like it's just a number bro

[coral ibex]

bro for assa literally everything is just vers in a different shirt

[high dust]

I had to play outlaw for one season

that's enough reason to hate it.

[coral ibex]

substats are just % damage increases

which is all vers is

[high dust]

and haste is double-dipping-versa

[thorn thorn]

How about you double dip deez

[coral ibex]

gottem

[high dust]

poisons

[crisp pine]

iunno hitting FoK and getting one combo point makes me wanna die

[thorn thorn]

gottem

[high dust]

double dip poisons, u freaks.

[zealous moth]

guys Whispyr is still typing

im scared

[gilded oasis]

who?

[thorn thorn]

truer words have never been said

[zealous moth]

hold me

[high dust]

https://tenor.com/view/dhmis-dont-hug-me-im-scared-don't-hug-me-i'm-scared-shrignold-yellow-guy-gif-2947916774143940983

imagine if

after all of that

he just types "hi lol" and leaves.

[fallow canopy]

[thorn thorn]

Nah I seen this before

Its gonna be a banger

[gilded oasis]

he's just making a new command for implaccable tracking

nothing is ever gonna be sent

[zealous moth]

implacable tracking is coded on a discord bot, that's why it doesn't work

[gilded oasis]

i just dont get what they were (not) thinking

like..

[zealous moth]

literally just add a if() statement

if regen active show duration else show stacks

[gilded oasis]

and why are we this far in without it being fixed

[crisp pine]

if not tracking
track

[zealous moth]

they will take 3 seasons to fix it and then rework implacable a week after

i can already see it

[woeful wigeon]

big thx to @strange onyx for helping me out i still can do better need some practice now he helped me out on a struggle in my rotation

[zealous moth]

maybe we need to shut down the discord

[high dust]

and cry

hard

https://tenor.com/view/clown-makeup-clown-makeup-bozo-gif-26049773

[zealous moth]

BLIZZARD FIX THE BUFF TRACKER I CAN'T COUNT TO 5 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[gilded oasis]

I DONT WANT TO COUNT TO 5

[high dust]

paladins only count to 3, that's a fact.

[gilded oasis]

WHY CANT IT JUST WORK

[coral ibex]

because it doesn't break the normal functioning of the spec

so it isn't a high importance fix

[gilded oasis]

I CANT COUNT

[crisp pine]

dont mess with us sin rogues

[zealous moth]

fair enough but

[crisp pine]

we can't count

[gilded oasis]

fine then let me filter buff/debuffs

[zealous moth]

if it takes them more than 5 minutes

[gilded oasis]

thats easier to fix surely

[zealous moth]

just fire every programmer and put chatgpt as lead programmer

[balmy condor]

I mean I don't have the time nor the patience to explain the whole fucking thing and the last 40 years of cultural shifts, but the kinda short of it if you haven't heard is that the saudi's are building a whole ass giga tourism slop city in the middle of the dessert called qiddiya. Think of it like las vegas but with more money. They paid a fucking insane amount of money to get a six flags in there, a water park, a formula one circuit, there was plans for a dragon ball theme park, etc.

anyway, this whole city is costing legit tens of billions of dollars, but it quickly got criticsm and human rights groups because they're sportswashing their public image. The saudis have kind of an insanely long list of human rights issues including forced labor camps, LGBT issues, labor conditions, women's issues. There's been a ton of people dying while building the city in >110 degree weather with little to no break, working 14+ hours, often for pennies a day. And so to try and "fix" their image, on top of the tens of billions they pumped into building this whole city, they also pumped billions into esports orgs and tournaments and football and all sorts of nonsense to try and hide from THAT whole thing. In 2025 they straight up bought out RTS and Evo, so they own all the fighting game stuff, they also do the esports world cup, and ESL FACEIT for counter strike stuff. And all of that already sucks and mohammed bin salman already assassinates journalists and shit and whatever else it is that dictators these days do.

So now enter world of warcraft and nerub'ar palace. You're Echo, you have no money, and you have less morals. What do you do? You partner with Qiddiya of course, hoover the saudi money to fund the race going forward. But wait, now you're supporting a brutal facist regime, that's not good. So now you have to backpedal it and break ties after nerub'ar, but you still need money somehow. So now you partner with maxroll to release guides. Maxroll gets to slap "echo" on everything and baits the noobs, you get to throw some dogshit onto maxroll and get paid for it because it doesn't matter what's on the page, maxroll just cares for your brand recognition anyway. Win-win situation!
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[gilded oasis]

srs

[zealous moth]

at least then they'll have an excuse

[gilded oasis]

chat gpt would never

[zealous moth]

holy moly

[pliant remnant]

[high dust]

holy moly

THANKS BUT HOLY MOLY

[coral ibex]

i didnt know echo took saudi money

[high dust]

fuck echo then.

[crisp pine]

that the saudis bought evo makes me so sad btw

[crisp pine]

and they immediately announced like 7 new ones

[coral ibex]

yea the esportwashing is insane

they're trying to get every tournament for every game held in riadh

and nobody in esports has any moral backbone so they just take the enormous bag

[gilded oasis]

I know how to fix this

[balmy condor]

(this is also why cristiano ronaldo plays in saudi arabia now btw, qiddiya semi-funded that)

[coral ibex]

and if you bring it up you get hoards of literal thumb people saying OH THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH CHASING THE BAG YOU'RE JUST MAD BC YOU'RE POOR STFU

[gilded oasis]

POOR DETECTED

[woeful wigeon]

what actually happened to asmon ? all social are triggered

[coral ibex]

and there's nothing you have to say in response because how can you top "i would do anything for money"

[balmy condor]

he went down the alt-right pipeline and became a racist and bigot

[crisp pine]

you wanna know something funny btw

I work in like a gaming press field thingie
And a couple of years ago I went to a hoyoverse party and there was one guy who was apparently responsible for the gaming branch of that city
Like his job was attracting devs and building studios for them to work etc. etc.
His business card legit says "Executive officer - Gaming"
and he asked me if I could please write about their cool project
but if I do I should refrain from using those words that always seem to accompany talks about saudi arabia like "human rights" and stuff
I straight up laughed at his face

[lucid kite]

how are we feeling after the buffs? after doing the raid etc

[high dust]

never liked that guy, but I guess I see it now... fuck. I was drama-free and now I hate echo and for a good reason.

[coral ibex]

experiencing social consequences for spewing racial hatred online

[high dust]

became? or just stopped faking?

[thorn thorn]

I would argue both were true before

Idk why people like him

He lowkey dumb asf

And his wow takes are so bad they cannot legally classify as bait

[gilded oasis]

Asmon? more like my goat

[high dust]

asmon is a goat. a literal one.

[normal mist]

There was a time when watching asmon was somewhat fun

[high dust]

bad smell and dumb takes.

[balmy condor]

but journalism is a dying breed as well so like why don't you just take the money and say nice things about this oppressive regime

[torpid sleet]

HOW CAN I SPREAD MY BLEEDS TO ALL TARGETS

[balmy condor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDQXFNWuZj8

been a couple years

but uh

this is more relevant

than it was when it first released

[thorn thorn]

Honestly though

[balmy condor]

you press CT, and then you press it again, and then if you get 5cp you envenom, and then you CT again

[normal mist]

crimson tempest

[thorn thorn]

The real reason to not like echo is because they have gingi

[coral ibex]

richard lewis has a bunch of really good videos about the saudi sportswashing

[thorn thorn]

A actual specimen of a human being that one is

[crisp pine]

He tried explaining to me how it isn't so bad actually cause the people straight up leave the country on the weekend to dress how they want and drink and all that

[coral ibex]

he still has journalistic integrity, hasn't taken the saudi bag

[high dust]

i dont know if i wanna ask what he do

[thorn thorn]

Gingi is just tied to a lot of controversies

[zealous moth]

dude became the roach king

[coral ibex]

talk a lot of shit and then be bottom of the meter all the time

[thorn thorn]

And is known for being a bit of a gremlin

[crisp pine]

same

[gilded oasis]

plz dont insult roaches and gremlins

[thorn thorn]

you right

He is lower than gremlins

[spice spire]

I’d never insult you homie

[gilded oasis]

ty king

[high dust]

roaches? like the one on asmon's bedroom?

[spice spire]

Anytime queen

[gilded oasis]

roaches are nice

theyre just doing their job

[crisp pine]

wtf is their job

[gilded oasis]

eating trash

[crisp pine]

that is a whack ass job dude

[gilded oasis]

you wanna do it?

[crisp pine]

sure

[thorn thorn]

They eat weird stuff

Like grease

[strange onyx]

Rude!

I had a teaching sessions with a guy to teach him Apex talent earlier tonight

[storm forum]

Oh no

That poor poor guy

[normal mist]

Didnt your name gave it away?

[strange onyx]

Didn't see this earlier

[storm forum]

Sudden demise bug?

[balmy condor]

no bug

[gilded oasis]

https://share.google/IsyH8qBNKNXe0QWOE

[crisp pine]

yea the bug is crazy

[high dust]

!Sudden Demise

[balmy condor]

NO BUG

[crisp pine]

whispyr is gonna talk about it on his podcast later

[normal mist]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5vdrrApQng Bug? no bug! Bug? no bug!

[gray raven]

What’s the 🐞

[thorn thorn]

My bugs are good I promise

I feed them the invaders of my house

[gaunt sable]

Question, should highest ilvl dagger always be in the MH? Embelishments still proc like normal in the off hand?

[normal mist]

yes

[gaunt sable]

gracias

[strange onyx]

Hows everyone doing tho?

[thorn thorn]

Im playing enhance

And having a good time

[gilded oasis]

great ive been nauseated and have had a headache for 2.5 weeks

hbu

and you guys want me to count to 5

I can't do all this at once

[crisp pine]

Im practicing akali combos in 2xko
having the time of my life

[gilded oasis]

@balmy condor since you are a WCL dev, how long has this arrow been here that drops down and shows you their spec?

[balmy condor]

I'm listening to my lil bubbly kpop

[next dust]

!fuu

[balmy condor]

ignoring the voices

[prisma monolith]

Rogue Spreadsheet - Light Version / Dark Version

[strange onyx]

What voices? there are no voices here

[balmy condor]

I wanna say like s2 df?

[gilded oasis]

oh my

[strange onyx]

Been a long time

[gilded oasis]

I mean, I knew that

duh

[storm forum]

It's me, the voices

[gilded oasis]

not me opening the top 4 or 5 rogues and then clicking them and then clicking summary and then expanding talents

[balmy condor]

zar doesn't use my guide

[gilded oasis]

[balmy condor]

what the fuck

[gilded oasis]

sorry I need to see what backshots is doing and copy his build

[balmy condor]

that actually works

it's trickle down economics

I write a guide

backshots uses the guide

[gilded oasis]

altho i cooked a build for sladbar

[balmy condor]

then you use backshots stuff

[gilded oasis]

so

sometimes i click on yours dont worry

I actually didnt know wowhead had boss specific ones until earlier today? I read all the other parts dont worry

[eager solstice]

!ui

[prisma monolith]

Resources:

• ArcUI - Common UI Replacement
  BetterCDM - Enhancements to the Cooldown Manager
• MSUF - Common Unit Frame replacement
• Platynator - Recommended Nameplate Addon (Plater is not recommended)
  (Jundies Profile)
  (Whispyr's Profile)
  Misc:
• Clickable Raid Buffs - Poison Reminder
• WilduTools - random QoL like melee range indicator and cursor replacement

[balmy condor]

powerful

[gilded oasis]

IM HUGE

[strange onyx]

I had only bad logs today

AMA

[storm forum]

POISON BOMB LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO

[gilded oasis]

I only have bad logs ever

so

join the club buddy

we got cookies

[balmy condor]

wait you didn't take imp gar

[gilded oasis]

NO

I didnt wanna vanish

I was busy

[storm forum]

That's based tbh

[rocky holly]

i still remember the first iteration of poison bomb.... 👴

[gilded oasis]

me 2

[rocky holly]

big dam

[gilded oasis]

I actually forgot that wowhead had raid tips

[rocky holly]

the difference between a 80 and a 99

[balmy condor]

gee willikers zar, if only there was a talent that gave you a significant boost to 18% of your add damage, specifically during the portions where you're pressing cooldowns anyway

[gilded oasis]

Man if you got PB in opener

[storm forum]

I don't know if I was even alive for that

[balmy condor]

that sure would be neat!

maybe blizzard should do something about that

[gilded oasis]

im sorry are you flaming the #3 rogue parse

[rocky holly]

big mastery... big poison bomb proc.... hnnggggg

[gilded oasis]

(plz dont ever look at my other ones)

I will die on my saladbar hill

[strange onyx]

Whispyr is being mean again

[balmy condor]

I'm not flaming you because you're #3, I'm flaming you because you're a woman

[gilded oasis]

ty

Ill be in the kitchen if anyone needs me

making sammies!!!

[strange onyx]

Better discover another bug

[storm forum]

Yippee sandwiches

[gilded oasis]

extra poison bombs in all sammies

[balmy condor]

please don't think so highly of me to debate with data points, I will sink low enough to attack you on the basis of your immutable personality traits instead

[storm forum]

Yippee being poisoned to death

[strange onyx]

He doesn’t have traits on all of us

He can’t fight us all

[gilded oasis]

yes he can

he will make them up from all the shitposting

dw

[balmy condor]

every day I get one step closer to zar mailing me that envelope of ricin

[rocky holly]

i remember when whispyr was just a helpful red name in the chat too

[storm forum]

Maybe

Idk

[gilded oasis]

why does tha tlook like a pinto bean

[storm forum]

I don't see color

[gilded oasis]

wait this stuff is cool

[strange onyx]

I only see friends in here

[gilded oasis]

I was just gonna use arsenic in cookies

[balmy condor]

remember when we were young and naive and didn't homebrew salhadaar talents zar? I remember.....

[gilded oasis]

pepperidge farms remembers

[balmy condor]

simpler times

[crisp pine]

is that hoodie bis?

[storm forum]

Only cause it's bugged

[strange onyx]

That’s cute

[gilded oasis]

crazy it comes from making castor oil which is so good for you. maybe castor oil would heal the ricin poisoning

I need to experiment

[balmy condor]

or

how bout you don't experiment with ricin

[gilded oasis]

sadge

[balmy condor]

just throwing that out there maybe

as an idea

[storm forum]

Canonical herb/alch sin rogue irl

[gilded oasis]

i just wont inhale it

its fine

[strange onyx]

He is just trolling you

[crisp pine]

well its either experimenting with ricin or talent builds

[gilded oasis]

I can hold my breath

[strange onyx]

Ricin has health aminoacids in them

[balmy condor]

zar's gonna try and go to blizzcon this year and end up on a no-fly list

[gilded oasis]

I drive there

its fine

[keen spruce]

No drive list

[gilded oasis]

actually I dont anymore but whatever

[balmy condor]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT ANYMORE DID THEY TAKE YOUR LICENSE

[storm forum]

Oh I wonder if I'm still on the no fly list

[gilded oasis]

imagine working at DMV and being on a no drive list

[keen spruce]

Suspended license, no passport, straight to gulag

[gilded oasis]

NO

[balmy condor]

zar using her suspended license to smuggle ricin cookies into the hilton

[gilded oasis]

[keen spruce]

What is the rice in

Why it rice out

Not*

[strange onyx]

Whispyr put it in Azeroth terms please

[gilded oasis]

I did have a cookie with peanuts last time and almost killed someone (not really) so I guess im avoiding those now

[keen spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/sussa-gif-5432297967573209335

I have a peanut allergy

Stay away

[gilded oasis]

peanut cookies back on the menu

[keen spruce]

It won’t kill me

[storm forum]

More peanut cookies for the rest of us

[keen spruce]

I’ll just shid and puke and complain for like 5 hours

[balmy condor]

zar is gul'dan trying to get me to drink the fel blood of mannoroth

[gilded oasis]

they were in their own container and I never cross contaminated but they wanted to be safe (undertandable)

[keen spruce]

(Very demure)

[gilded oasis]

I play a mean Gul'dan in hots

[crisp pine]

I would fucking slurp that shit ngl

[strange onyx]

Thanks WhispyrGPT!

[storm forum]

I miss hots.....

[gilded oasis]

miss it? its still there, login buddy

[crisp pine]

hop on hots

[keen spruce]

I forgot that it existed

[storm forum]

None of my friends play anymore

[keen spruce]

What a catastrophic bag fumble from blitz

[strange onyx]

We got dots, who needs hots?

[keen spruce]

Blizz

[gilded oasis]

we had hots nights in prepatch waiting room

[balmy condor]

gonna forcefem you and make you reroll to resto druid

let me cook

[thorn thorn]

Did you see that shit

Looks like snot

[storm forum]

Whispyr you that already for the jailer tier

[crisp pine]

I hope it is.

[thorn thorn]

@frosty briar

Get the socks

[balmy condor]

does she have you so whipped that you bark for your owner every time someone says something based like a starving Maltese desperate for the love of a female

[keen spruce]

[storm forum]

[thorn thorn]

Im working with the winning team

[storm forum]

What is going on

[balmy condor]

rox summons chai any time I say something incredibly based

[thorn thorn]

I dont bark

[keen spruce]

Sometimes even a big dog (me) needs a pup cup (ricin cookies)

[thorn thorn]

I do uwu on command though

[thorn thorn]

Chai is my wrangler

[balmy condor]

I'm aware

[thorn thorn]

Makes sure I dont do anything too dumb

[balmy condor]

your leash has been a bit too loose lately

[gilded oasis]

[thorn thorn]

I know isnt it great

I have been a dangerous amount of stupid lately

[storm forum]

Have you ever eaten one of those lemon ants?

[thorn thorn]

No I would never eat an ant

They are too precious

[balmy condor]

there's lemon ants?

[thorn thorn]

Yes

[balmy condor]

oh south american

figures

[thorn thorn]

They release a citronella like scent when threatened

[balmy condor]

maybe those don't smell like shit

[thorn thorn]

Smell like lemon

Apparently

[balmy condor]

I'd be down for that

[high dust]

lemon shit

[thorn thorn]

Honey pot ants are also for eats

But its just a little drop of honey

[paper nacelle]

Is there a macro to apply poisons?

[storm forum]

These sound like fantasy ice cream toppings

I wanna try one but bugs freak me out so I'd probably pass out before I even touch one with a fork