#assassination

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balmy condor
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cold blood is off gcd, kingsbane is on gcd

torn herald
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I just swapped the order lol

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to try it

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now I have the same problem with shiv and thistle tea so I assume I shouldnt have shiv first?

balmy condor
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literally doesn't matter

torn herald
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got it. I was just comparing logs to better rogues and theirs look almost exact while mine had a delay

balmy condor
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yah I mean you kingsbane and then cold blood, they cold blood and kingsbane

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and cold blood only works on envenom anyway so

torn herald
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works for me! I dont know how to disect logs other than comparing events from other rogues so it was just a difference I saw.

coral ibex
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if you start slamming that macro as soon as you finish pressing DM but ur gcd is still spinning, cb will go off since its off the gcd

wintry mauve
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Do you know if it’s possible to replicate this without vanish available?

balmy condor
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that's just simply not how the bug happens

jolly stirrup
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When the Bug occurs, do I just send it on CD? Or do I wait for a 2nd immediate DM/KB window? I tend to just play around CB cd and hold DM until regular 1:30

balmy condor
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depends on the fight timer, but generally the advice is to just go back to 1:30

jolly stirrup
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So basically ignore bug and play around CB

balmy condor
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ya

jolly stirrup
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Gud

elfin fossil
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How does tuning om beta look like rn?

real pike
west crown
analog field
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yeah if you dont gain a usage it isn't anything that impactful

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especially without prism

west crown
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It’s only advantageous to hold if the fight is timed around cds. Like King

analog field
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but in king it is so tight that i like going for 1min dm kb and then be more relaxed with uses

royal lantern
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wise words

severe meadow
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I wake up to a new pookie video, hell yeah

balmy condor
balmy condor
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every mfer says they got the secret sauce to 100% repeatable bug

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and yet, no one has logs with full 1 min deathmarks

coral ibex
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bro thinks i wont dedicate every reclear until midnight to this

severe meadow
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We gatekeep bug manipulation

balmy condor
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the funny thing is like

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the way the bug works

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has nothing to do with your sequencing

severe meadow
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Yeah idk, people just coping

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Just play game

balmy condor
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it's just projectile jank

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like cast whatever sequences you fucking want

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you're not gonna manipulate it

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you're trying to turn up the volume on your car's radio by removing the hubcap on your tires lmao

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like yeah, it's a knob

crude wigeon
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you can actually replicate it

balmy condor
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but what's the goal here

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it's just mega cope from people who live in the delusion that the game is under their control and they can bend reality to their will if they were just a better player or some shit

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from the people that brought you "I hate fatebound cause the rng" and "well if I macro tea to shiv then I'm wasting 12 energy in a fight" comes a new coping strategy for your perceived lack of importance and control in your life

coral ibex
pliant remnant
lean portal
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i know there isnt any way to replicate it 100% but is there a way to make it happen more often ? even slightly ?

storm forum
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Iirc, certain bosses hit boxes like Fractilus make it more likely to happen.

lean portal
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i didnt play assa all szn only for reclear so the question might be bad

pliant remnant
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Dimmy is a bug magnet

lean portal
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but im so angry when the bug doesnt happen on nexus

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fuming

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like gg cant cd plateform parse is dead

royal lantern
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i mean

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you should not be angry at that

lean portal
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nah im not that angry but yk

royal lantern
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and instead just accept that parses this tier are kinda a meme then

lean portal
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yea sad

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cause spec is mega fun in raid actually

royal lantern
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boss dead, mount looks cool, who cares

muted finch
lean portal
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yeah after few reclears its so boring i just try to be as clean as possible in terms of dps

thorn thorn
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Just play a class that doesnt have a bugged set

waxen oyster
real pike
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I hate FB cause of the rng and I don't bind tea to shiv xdd

real pike
royal lantern
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if the highest possible parse is based on "lol proc a set bug multiple times", it kinda is

real pike
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No I do get that but it's like

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There are people that will consistently hit pinks and oranges

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Every tier

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And I am a big fat purple merchant with the odd orange

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Never got a pink on mythic

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There must be something they're doing different to me

thorn thorn
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Playing better probably

royal lantern
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gameplay knowledge + killing bosses faster goes a long way

real pike
thorn thorn
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But yes like Tyran said kill time will impact your parse

real pike
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I guessssss

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I don't wanna cope tho there is always improvement to be made

thorn thorn
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Get log analysis done

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We got many smort people here

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Also many stupid people

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Just dont ask @humble verge for shit dracthyr_comfy_sip

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jk ily

real pike
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I posted a few times but feel bad about asking people to do me favours

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#justbritishthings

real pike
runic hinge
thorn thorn
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If you post a log and ask for review usually people will review them

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If its a raid log then you can ask a few people

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Like quake

real pike
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Bruh

waxen oyster
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spatter fights you need spatter value

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to orange

real pike
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Like pooling before adds spawn on araz? Then pumping?

royal lantern
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they die before you do a 2nd envenom in most normal groups

real pike
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Idk trying to think of an example

knotty vapor
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assasinaten roge

real pike
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Acid nation rogue

royal lantern
waxen oyster
thorn thorn
fallow canopy
severe meadow
knotty vapor
pliant remnant
royal lantern
jaunty warren
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Is there an option to have them both kicked down the same stairs at the same time? …asking for a friend.

worldly sail
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yes but then this will happen

jaunty warren
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I would stay far away from that beak..but hey you do you🤣

humble verge
thorn thorn
humble verge
thorn thorn
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@fallow canopy xla

harsh anchor
vital pond
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Guys how do you stay stealthed during first pull in ara kara i have to waste vanish everytime tank moves from stairs to minibosss

royal lantern
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dont walk into enemys?

scarlet orbit
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its the jumper things

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they can get you out of stealth just deal with it its not a big deal you want to dot stuff while running annyway

analog field
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just run fast with tricks on some mobs and pretend that you did want to leave stealth

magic summit
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hi, is there any energy regen bug? just done a 10's and it felt weird

analog field
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yeah implacable not working in practice

humble verge
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just start dotting whatever is close, use up the IC, vanish and go on the big guy

fallen charm
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Just accept arakara is hell

humble verge
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idk ara is fine

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fg tho

analog field
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what a weird take

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i think ara is like the worst out of all 8

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floodgate is one of the most well-designed dungeons they have ever done

pliant remnant
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Dawnbricker, Floodgate and Priory are the real hells

royal lantern
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better question

who does m+ right now

analog field
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people who like doing it ?

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I feel way worse having 300 pulls in NK than playing m+

analog field
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rare these days i know

royal lantern
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if you are 300 pulls in, i would feel bad aswell

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thats painfull kekman

analog field
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we have something like 270 but yeah it really is coz most of them end in p1

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or wiping platform coz we dont kill it in time

royal lantern
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how

analog field
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you wouldn't get it

royal lantern
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we are like 20ilvls higher and have 15% flat more dmg then originaly intended

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is half the raid pumping their cds into the dragon 20seconds before going up or something like that OMEGAKEKW

analog field
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yeah idk

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there was one time I didn't DM

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and we had like 30 % remaining on titan

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wel some people were dead but still

scarlet orbit
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Why would you ever not dm platforms tho?

analog field
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i had some cdr bugs so it wasn't up until the titan was like 40%

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and i was testing holding etc

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i mean i have to somehow have fun in this hell I am in

scarlet orbit
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Ah yea the no cdr bug is rough. Good that its the rare one

wary crow
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hey everyone :) is the bis item list on wowhead still accurate after the turbo boost? whats the best stat combination to be aiming for for fatebound assassination for raiding? :)

analog field
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there is no such thing, you would be better of simulating on raidbots

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in general crit and mast are better for raiding than the other 2

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but all stats are nice

wary crow
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well i am trying to change my gear from sub to assassination, that requires quite a few changes that i can't really sim at once or even break down to fit :/

analog field
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you dont really need to

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the difference would be at most 0.5

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you can swap some enchants from vers to crit for example and you will be ready

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or recraft mast crit

wary crow
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yea was gonna recraft to mastery crit for the most part

analog field
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you will be fine with a jewlery recraft to crit mast and crit enchants and cloak enchant

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you wont be needing anything else

royal lantern
wary crow
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alright will do, thanks :)

humble verge
shy creek
analog field
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that would almost encourage my point 😛

shy creek
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ara is terribly designed imo, requires so much dk grip nonsense to come up with a good route

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hate that place

analog field
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yeah it is shit

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and doesnt try to hide it at all

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it has all kinds of insects

shy creek
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the only fun part of ara is right after 2nd boss

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watching ur only ranged player get nuked by flyers in one shot

analog field
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i kinda liked 3rd bos

shy creek
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3rd boss is fun, glad they made it 3 dispells over 5

analog field
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yah true

analog field
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what is the debuff you get back from the spirits ? oath bound ? is there a way to check how many times and who missed it in like the night's total pulls

scarlet orbit
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there is a way. But if i remember correctly it was a script for wcl maybe i can find it again

analog field
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not super important just out of curiosity

knotty vapor
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asminiation rog

eager ledge
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I need help...
I'm doing something wrong, but I don't know what, and I'm slowly getting really desperate about my m+ dmg. Overall, I'm only doing 5-6 million damage.
In trash groups, I'm only doing around 10-18 million dmg.

I have 726 ilvl, trinkets pacemaker and Stone Idol.
My stats are:
Agi 111k
Mastery 28k
Crit 21k
Versa 4k
Haste 2k

I don't know, but I think I might be doing something wrong in the opener, but I'm not sure. I start as follows:

2-3 times Garrote and Rupture to spread dots, Ambush for Caustic Splatter spread, and then the normal rotation with Mutilate & Evenom.

thorn thorn
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Do you have a log

humble verge
humble verge
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bro went german

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in that shit

thorn thorn
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Maybe ill become 11.7 by midnight

humble verge
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no, you'll be 12 by Midnight

thorn thorn
pliant remnant
humble verge
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oh man

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i remember watching that video lol

humble verge
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@balmy condor how is d4 now

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might buy 2 tokens to sell and buy the game+expansion peepo

balmy condor
# humble verge <@167090536602140682> how is d4 now

if you play poe1, significantly more braindead, if you play poe2, significantly more braindead, if you play last epoch, significantly more braindead

if you play diablo 3, it's like that with better graphics.

is it GOOD? not really
is it playable? yeah, it's fine for the campaign and you can crank a new league out in a weekend or so and then move on

humble verge
balmy condor
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they took a big step forward with season 10 gearing, but then they immediately took a step back again when they announced season 11

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it's just kinda... meh

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feels like a game that's in eternal beta and doesn't really know what it wants to be

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and it's been out for over 2 years now, so that's concerning

severe meadow
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PoE this league is pretty mid

balmy condor
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when every single season just feels like a test of changes that never end up coming

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it's just not great

humble verge
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i mean

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i just wanna spend my gold on something

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thats not store mounts

balmy condor
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d4 just keeps waffling over and tweaking the same 4 systems like they're stuck in a re-design hamster wheel

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and never get anywhere

severe meadow
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I don’t know a ton about the later stages of d4, I picked it up when it first came out, beat campaign and then never touched it again

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And I put thousands of hours into d3

balmy condor
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yeah so you did the arguably best part of d4

severe meadow
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I did like the campaign tbh

balmy condor
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even though the story writing is.... not amazing

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vessel of hatred campaign was pretty weak imo

severe meadow
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But there was also really not much end game back then

balmy condor
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but the campaign is by far the best part of the game

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there still isn't, don't worry

severe meadow
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Could they not like

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Implement a better greater rift system or something

balmy condor
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like there are more things to do, but you don't actually do more things, if that makes sense

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like instead of running X thing a million times

humble verge
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i found a cute bug in 2077

balmy condor
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you just have to run 4 things 250k times each

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which like, okay I guess

thorn thorn
humble verge
balmy condor
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but the endgame in diablo still leaves a lot to be desired

thorn thorn
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Thats disappointing to hear honestly

severe meadow
thorn thorn
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I was hoping after all this time it would have improved

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Back to last epoch I go

balmy condor
severe meadow
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Fair tbh

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I’m hoping for some good changes

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Even the current tower changes wasn’t enough for me

thorn thorn
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I got poe2 as a gift from a friend and I want my money back

humble verge
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poe2 is just more unfinished than d4

balmy condor
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I'm just sick of shit pre-release open-alpha early-access games that isn't worth the slot on steam's servers

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like clearly poe2 is not even remotely close to being playable as a beta

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but they just say it's a special pre-release

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and hide behind the label until they've made 700 changes to the game and people stop flaming them

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which isn't just GGG tbf, that's just gaming in general nowadays

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but man it fucking blows

humble verge
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wtf is happening

thorn thorn
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poe2 was my introduction to poe and i was not impressed by it

balmy condor
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cause you're excited about a game, they fucking let you play it, and it sucks ass, so you just sit there like okay I guess I'll wait 4 years for this game to actually be fun

severe meadow
balmy condor
severe meadow
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The current league is cool but they butchered ground loot

thorn thorn
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I can already say poe2 genuinely one of the worst EA games I have played

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Possibly worst

balmy condor
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giga diablo-cuck refuses to play poe1, plays poe2, it sucks, ACTUALLY plays poe1, loves it

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many such cases

severe meadow
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PoE 1 just has so much variety

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You can take any dog shit ability and make it work

thorn thorn
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I was gonna play poe1 but people kept telling me to wait and just play poe2

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I was setup

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Kinda pissed about it lowkey

golden loom
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Boss dead finally time to go back to Rogue Pog

severe meadow
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Gz pookie

golden loom
split maple
# balmy condor can ask <@87631148578000896> how that went for him

POE2 slow, trash, dragged out though there are small bits of fun to be found if you don't mind a numbing grind. POE1 superior, great, endless possibilities. Endless solutions to problems, infinite growth potential for a build kind of as long as you know what youre doing or have someone teach you.

severe meadow
balmy condor
# severe meadow You can take any dog shit ability and make it work

my irl friend torments me to buildcraft him actual heinous shit. First it was flame dash totems, but then he found high-impact mines and now wants flame dash mines and idk how that even works but he's got me awake at 2am putting cluster jewels into a power charge stacking chaos conversion flame dash miner

severe meadow
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PoE 2 is just deterministic slop

balmy condor
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he just finds random fuckass gems and uniques and goes "what about that one" and I'm left to figure it out

severe meadow
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Okay flame dash mines might be an overcooked idea xd

balmy condor
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I got it to about 2mil dps

thorn thorn
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Factorio and wow take up like 80% of my head RAM

balmy condor
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but it is indeed super shit

split maple
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so i crafted that last POE2 league for like the warcry hammer warrior stuff

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and it was so easy to craft and half of it was deterministic

thorn thorn
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If POE is super complex aint no way I will be doing well

split maple
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it was very boring

thorn thorn
balmy condor
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I'm pretty sure 50div flame dash mines could do a t16

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I can make it happen

severe meadow
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Yeah because they added the uh

balmy condor
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I don't really want to make that happen

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but I could

severe meadow
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Abyss crafting

split maple
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meanwhile POE1 crafting? Peak

split maple
severe meadow
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Which just made crafting silly

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PoE 1 you hit the ex slam or good fracture and you’re bussin

split maple
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The breach tree made this POE1 league a little 💤 as far as getting good bases cause it just kinda gives them to you for free. But it's still fun to win the tree lottery.

thorn thorn
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I will play POE next time im in the mood to play that kind of game

split maple
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Allegedly 3.28 (probably sometime in March) will be an endgame rebalance so good time to jump in

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cause no one will know anything 😂 and all the strats will have to be figured out

balmy condor
thorn thorn
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Same fucker who told me to just wait for poe2 just keeps saying its "just a bad season" when I ask him why poe2 is still mostly negative

balmy condor
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might be a little silly and go gleba first planet BearCrazyYapRight

thorn thorn
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Spoiler

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Dont

balmy condor
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okay but what if I just biolab and dip

split maple
thorn thorn
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You could do that garf

severe meadow
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The performance killed me a bit with Abyss

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The game kinda ran bad

balmy condor
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nauvis -> gleba biolab and fuck off -> vulcanus miners and fuck off -> fulgora -> back to vulcanus for bigger production -> aquilo -> gg speedrun

thorn thorn
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I got belt stacking and biolab than dipped

split maple
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oh yeah, it was real RIP and optimized like cheeks

thorn thorn
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I wanted my miners to belt stack

balmy condor
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honestly I have like 800 hours in space age

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and just came up with the idea to put an assembler in space to make a rocket silo on the platform

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instead of hauling like 30 slots worth of mats around

thorn thorn
balmy condor
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I might be stupid

thorn thorn
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Its ok, it could be worse

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I made it all the way to the solar system edge my first run without realizing the foundrys could melt ore into molten ore

balmy condor
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I play factorio with a friend mostly

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and we're legit dumb and dumber

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I just over-build everything and then complain that nothing is backing up

thorn thorn
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My buddy doesnt play it but he plays as me "osha inspector" to ensure I dont make any stupid building mistakes

balmy condor
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and he's the fucker that has to make everything into a circuit network

thorn thorn
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I frequently have issues with making inserters backwards and similar because my eyes are bad BearCrazyYapRight

balmy condor
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this is our fulgora brain

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do not ask me how any of it works

thorn thorn
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You need a speciala variant of autism to make complex circuit networks

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Have you heard of Docjade

balmy condor
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allegedly it reads out everything in the storage network, divides it into stack sizes, and then uses a constant combinator to make sure chests aren't overflowing and we hold an amount of everything

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but like

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sure I guess man

thorn thorn
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That makes sense

balmy condor
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yeah, like the idea makes sense, don't ask me how any of these individual combinators work

thorn thorn
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You should look up Docjades automall video

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If you ever wanna feel stupid

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Its an insanely complex circuit blueprint that reads items that are missing in the circuit network, and will assemble that item and its components (so long as they arent liquid)

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Who the fuck knows how it works

balmy condor
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I feel plenty stupid without the factorio x autism community going insano style

thorn thorn
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Look at this mess

balmy condor
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yeah

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looks like one of our save files

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that's a one-assembler mall yeah?

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he's tried that one before

thorn thorn
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ya

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I tried it a few times

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Could never get it to work

jade abyss
fresh kelp
balmy condor
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yeh, it was fine for a playthrough but not something I wanna go back to

fresh kelp
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I tried factorio a bit but it seemed like something that required a lot more time to learn

balmy condor
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yeah

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satisfactory is a lot more "arcade-y"

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which is fine

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they're just not appealing to the same audience

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Factorio leans a lot more into the math/engineering problem solving, satisfactory is very much more of a simplified every-man’s game

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I’m just a fucking nerd

thorn thorn
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Satisfactory too shrimple

humble verge
thorn thorn
humble verge
thorn thorn
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@fallow canopy xla

thorn thorn
thorn thorn
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@severe meadow Are you free yet

thorn thorn
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Yes?

thorn thorn
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How close

severe meadow
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Same spot tbh, we have people who just cannot figure out how to do 2nd platform

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when it's realistically a repeat of first platform

thorn thorn
severe meadow
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We uh

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raid tomorrow

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because Thanksgiving week

thorn thorn
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Have you seen a DK die to being pushed on the platforms

severe meadow
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no but one of our DKs is half the reason we struggle with platforms

thorn thorn
severe meadow
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He can't seem to grip both adds in

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with a mouse over macro

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Like he'll get one and not both

marsh fjord
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For the people that killed mythic dimmy, is dimmy considered harder or easier then nexus king?

spice surge
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Harder

marsh fjord
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I think im not getting CE at this rate

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P3 nexus king is haunting our guild 350 pulls currently. and we have i think 2 months left

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before season ends

polar rampart
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i mean if you're consistently getting to p3 with people alive you should kill it pretty soon

marsh fjord
marsh fjord
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I wish

marsh fjord
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my guildies XD

vocal cradle
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there isnt a bug that is like extending the cooldowns of my cds is there?

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im ok with sucking as long as im not crazy...

fallen charm
severe meadow
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It can also not work at all and won’t give any reduction

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Tho really rare

scarlet kettle
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!wa

prisma monolithBOT
proven talon
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For M+ bleed build, should I be focusing on refreshing bleeds with 50%+ energy (for sanguine blades) in single target as well? Or only aoe

balmy condor
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irrelevant

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sanguine blades is calculated per tick

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doesn't matter when you cast the bleed

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and in aoe, you're always above 50% anyway

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in single target you don't want to be above 50%, as envenom is worth more

proven talon
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I see what you mean for aoe. Okay thank you! Is 100% envenom buff uptime still the goal in ST too

balmy condor
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nope, you just spam away

proven talon
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Got it. Thank you again. 😄

balmy condor
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np

lyric vale
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just run a eco 12 with raid talent

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it was fun tbh

analog field
severe meadow
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p3 was the easiest phase for us, I think we saw it like 15-20 times before we killed it

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We had so much issue with p1

real pike
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We tried to rekill last night with 3 changes from the kill team

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It was disasterous

crude wigeon
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We killed dimmy after like 30~ pulls in p3

humble verge
real pike
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just entire reprog

sharp viper
red schooner
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Reprog is suffering

humble verge
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just dont reprog then?

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omaigåd

red schooner
red schooner
red schooner
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So it was full reprog basically

scarlet orbit
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Our 3th recear from mugzee took us longer then the prog kill. Still not sure how that can happen but it did

humble verge
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3th

scarlet orbit
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English is not my second language forgive me besad

wet turtle
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!guide

frigid kestrel
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!macro

prisma monolithBOT
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With this you will not accidently use more than 1 charge of tea if youre spamming:

/cast Shiv 
/castsequence reset=5 Thistle Tea, null

Use this to cast cold blood with Kingsbane, which is optimal for Fatebound. The order does not matter, as Cold Blood is only consumed on Envenoms.

#showtooltip Kingsbane
/cast Cold Blood
/cast Kingsbane

Assassination uses no other macros aside from standard Deathmark+Potion+Racial+Trinket

pliant remnant
scarlet orbit
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It is garf_sit

grim jay
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Tbf I dont think 2nd or 3rd matters at all

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Both would more often than not mean you had the same amount of english lessons at school

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Not to call you out or anything

scarlet orbit
#

Its a bit of a special case where i grew up. We spoke a different language then the rest of the country and had everything in our language. So most of early school years we only had the two languages. I got English in school when i was 10 or so and just half the hours of the other ones for stupid reasons.

And I'm also just bad at languages. Good think that was not a big problem in my field of work so far.

severe meadow
#

I wanted to learn German

vivid elm
#

i wish schools offered that bushmen click language

scarlet orbit
severe meadow
#

No real reason

somber sparrow
scarlet orbit
#

Valid point for sure yes.

royal lantern
humble verge
dense cedar
#

i don't even understand 1

maiden sierra
#

last time i spoke with my parents i felt fucking emberassed not being able to pronounce words in my own language garf

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granted polish is cooked so i get a pass garf_sit

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though i feel like its getting equally bad to my icelandic 💀

umbral sigil
#

This feels sarcastic @balmy condor and I'm scared to watch

balmy condor
#

but once you're done with that, you can watch day 2 of testing, which is less positive

#

that'll make you feel worse

#

and then by the time you're done with both of those, the sub video will be out

#

and you can watch that one

#

and feel happy again

#

it's like a rollercoaster

humble verge
balmy condor
#

maybe next yeh

vivid elm
#

holy we're eating so good

balmy condor
#

Si

#

Another

vivid elm
#

😋

#

we're so fucking back dude

balmy condor
#

Cause the only comments and messages I get on stream and YouTube

#

Are

#

“sub vid when” after i eviscerated it

#

So

#

Gotta follow up

vivid elm
#

you coup de grad it bro

#

with a SS in between casts

balmy condor
#

I think I scheduled it for xx:30

#

So

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25 min

#

Idk I’m in bed xd

vivid elm
#

i WILL be there

fallow canopy
balmy condor
balmy condor
#

Cause I made sure to talk insane shit about nimble flurry

#

And it will undeniably ragebait at least 4 people

vivid elm
#

whispyr vod with zac about outlaw would go hard

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except zac is speaking french and whispyr is speaking english

fallow canopy
vivid elm
#

and they don't understand each other at all

fallow canopy
umbral sigil
balmy condor
#

The video is only understandable by a small portion of Belgium, half of Switzerland, and weirdos that remember the two years of French they took in school 10 years ago

#

I’ve peaked as a content creator

balmy condor
vivid elm
#

the crit theory masters students are gonna love this one

umbral sigil
#

Hesitantly optimistic for that video. Not sure how much im liking sin so far in beta and I dont want to hold my breath on anything significant happening to it

marsh fjord
analog field
#

close to 300

#

270-280

rotund oak
#

im so hyped to watch you on ur craft

vivid elm
#

just started watching the new sub vod

rotund oak
#

sub looks dope

#

ngl

#

just dont tell @earnest remnant

#

he cant know

#

gonna gaslight us

humble verge
#

i just realized

#

stealthis racoon pfp has a bathrobe now

royal lantern
#

doesnt he have the pfp for a long time now

humble verge
#

idk

haughty vortex
#

hello, im liking assassination on beta and found this discord. is there a midnight specific channel i am not seeing?

haughty vortex
#

no, when i click that it goes up to suggested - it may have been an option somewhere i did not react too

marsh fjord
haughty vortex
#

yes it does thank you

jolly stirrup
#

Damn we almost reached P3 on Saladbar today

#

I also had a pull where I had a 30 Head streak HOLY

#

Also the moment I realised I started panicking, rolled a tails, and then died

marsh fjord
#

was so sadge

jolly stirrup
humble verge
humble verge
#

60m wipe

#

man i should get a full pic of it

jolly stirrup
humble verge
marsh fjord
humble verge
marsh fjord
#

lol

humble verge
#

i mean

#

you wouldve not had 99

#

i killed him at 8,9

marsh fjord
#

I just came out of my cooldowns and was gonna be dry for the next 45 seconds

humble verge
#

and that was barely 95

marsh fjord
#

Ah well 95 was also good 👍

humble verge
#

i DID die

#

this week

#

when i had like

#

about the same dps after amp

#

cause i had line+someone lined me

marsh fjord
#

I do get autumn tho

humble verge
#

i mean i only died 14 seconds before kill

#

i need to check something

analog field
#

the parses when you die are not accurate

#

it may say 100 but it can be 70

humble verge
#

i know

#

im just COPING

#

LET ME COPE

#

DUDE

#

CMON

analog field
#

sorry

#

my bad

humble verge
#

it was like

#

a r3

#

when i checked the logs

#

if we wouldve killed

analog field
#

yeah could be , I still haven't understand what's going in with dimmy dps

humble verge
#

i mean

#

that dps was unironically

#

like let me show you

#

so i triple procced tierset somehow

#

i had 4kbs, 1 more than normally

#

everything just lined up

#

so well

marsh fjord
#

Yeah but i typically ignore it and just line up with CB

humble verge
#

CB?

#

more like CBA

marsh fjord
#

cold blood

humble verge
#

yeah i know, i was making a joke

marsh fjord
#

hahahaa

#

😄

humble verge
#

i mean

#

why i wanna usually use it

#

is cause i just macro prism into DM

#

and if i just use KB early, i get a later dm which gets me more stacks tbh

#

like 2 or 3

marsh fjord
#

ah oke oke

humble verge
#

i myself feel its a waste to not just use prism on every DM use

#

sure you could MAYBE get a higher log if you save it for the 3rd DM

#

but idrc

pliant remnant
humble verge
pliant remnant
#

True

humble verge
#

i could get three months by subbing on twitch

#

but who do i bother subbing to

humble verge
#

sure

#

when he decides to stream

#

3am stream

fallow canopy
humble verge
fallow canopy
balmy condor
#

What’s your excuse Mr “I rank higher”

#

You don’t rank higher in my heart, how bout that

fallow canopy
#

Doesn't wake up at 3am to listen to pookie rant about rogue smh

#

His heart is not in it

haughty flicker
#

fake fan fr

#

(i miss a lot of streams)

#

we raid at the same time GlorpDespair

coral ibex
#

bro does not dream of pooks

#

smh

humble verge
fallow canopy
#

checkmate

balmy condor
#

he don't even know bout boli man

#

washed

humble verge
balmy condor
#

too busy boosting the 6th rogue

humble verge
humble verge
#

dont call me out

#

actually kind of burnt out on wow

#

thats why i asked about d4 lol

#

but might do weekends 8/8 boosts now

fallow canopy
# humble verge

I'm from LatAm so even tho I play in NA servers I don't live in the US xla

humble verge
haughty flicker
#

i wish i didnt learn boli is a ragnaros player

balmy condor
#

what's our president always say?

humble verge
#

i have a friend who played on ragnaros(eu) his whole life

#

idk how

balmy condor
#

"one of the good ones?"

fallow canopy
#

the funny thing about Rag is that everyone here also dislikes playing with people from Rag

humble verge
balmy condor
#

rag hatred is a universal shared experience by all of humanity

#

no matter region

#

race

#

ethnicity

#

class

humble verge
#

but theres also like

#

hated regions here tho

#

any french servers

#

specific german ones

#

specific spanish ones

#

specific italian

#

and so on

#

also yeah, any russian servers

balmy condor
#

that's just

#

every server

humble verge
#

nonono

#

peak servers are like

#

TN*, TM, Ravencrest, Silvermoon etc

#

but also true

balmy condor
#

you did not just say tarren mill is peak

humble verge
#

i mean

#

TN and TM are high pop servers with a lot of good guilds in em

balmy condor
#

yeah so is NA illidan

#

but you know what illidan also has?

humble verge
#

autism?

balmy condor
#

probably

humble verge
#

what else

balmy condor
#

but infinite chinese gold sellers

humble verge
balmy condor
#

and half the pop

humble verge
#

rofl

balmy condor
#

is just people that go "but liquid is on illidan"

humble verge
#

i dont know if theres any gold sellers here but

#

then again

#

im on TN not TM

balmy condor
#

and just join cause it's the "GIGA" server

humble verge
#

lol

drifting cloud
#

this guy boosts 5mil gold a week probably with same 10 people

humble verge
#

i joined TN because i figured it was the best realm to go horde on

drifting cloud
#

surely all of them just need gold for themselves

balmy condor
#

raiding must be expensive for them ryler

#

inflation and whatever

drifting cloud
#

you got the chinese whispyr but we got iran

#

we clear

balmy condor
#

real

drifting cloud
#

they probably pay rent in gold

humble verge
#

its just the empitome of Irani boosters

balmy condor
humble verge
#

the gold sellers i know

#

are the iranis

#

i dont know anyone else

balmy condor
#

gold sellers? In my boosting community? no sir

#

we're not like the other boosting communities

#

we're SPECIAL

humble verge
#

you dont think i know the leader in my boosting community has to be gold selling

drifting cloud
#

im sure some people stack a few goldcaps for fun or whatever

humble verge
#

i mean

#

its what he does day in day out

#

raid boosting

drifting cloud
#

but the people that have like 5-10x 730 chars and do 8/8 on most every week

#

I dunno, doubt it

drifting cloud
#

yeah just add more chars now with turboboost

humble verge
#

feels like its easier to get so many more chars now

#

because theres like

#

ok let me check

balmy condor
#

"oh yeah I made this character last week, yeah I'm already 725 haha it's just so easier to gear idk"

humble verge
#

this week

#

there was 350 6/8 runs

#

only in dawn

drifting cloud
#

I have 3 80s and one of them is on remix

humble verge
#

like

balmy condor
#

I have two

humble verge
#

wednesday there was literally 70 runs this week

haughty flicker
#

i have one of each class

balmy condor
#

and I only made the second because the alt-abuse on nerub'ar reputation

haughty flicker
#

and an extra hunter bc remix

balmy condor
#

made me crash out

haughty flicker
balmy condor
#

fuck those fineries

coral ibex
#

i have a ball of fried rice the size of a small child inside me

balmy condor
#

I don't kink shame man

#

does it at least have a flared base

drifting cloud
#

but yeah the first 6 are just too easy to boost

humble verge
#

way too easy

drifting cloud
#

they were even a month before turbo boost

humble verge
#

i feel its almost a problem how easy it is

balmy condor
#

yah I mean if uber can boost them

humble verge
#

ok bro

#

chill

balmy condor
humble verge
#

i killed all the bosses(well prolly not all of em)before you

balmy condor
#

true actually

#

my goat

humble verge
#

we didnt even kill loomi week 1

#

im ashamed

drifting cloud
#

lol my guild split 2/8 first week

humble verge
#

yeah i asked

#

if we were

#

but we didnt

#

lol

balmy condor
#

I repress all memories of progression when the end boss dies as a coping mechanism

#

so I could not tell you when we killed loomi

humble verge
#

like splitting 2/8 first week sounded like a really great idea

coral ibex
#

we didnt even kill plexus week 1

drifting cloud
#

but it was mostly because of time constraints

coral ibex
humble verge
#

i mean killing plex and soulbinder wasnt hard

balmy condor
#

plex was unironically harder than loom

coral ibex
#

half the guild didnt even have 2p

drifting cloud
humble verge
balmy condor
humble verge
#

i mean

#

the 3rd intermission

#

kinda fucked some people lol

#

since they used the cape too early

#

and run back lol

balmy condor
#

3rd intermission I feel like I was herding fucking sheep man

coral ibex
#

our dk that was supposed to handle the adds kept death's advancing and not getting knocked back

drifting cloud
#

didnt I send you tech

humble verge
#

tbf now

balmy condor
#

you did

humble verge
#

if you have peak dps

balmy condor
#

don't you remember people just ignoring it

humble verge
#

you can 1 intermission the fight

balmy condor
#

and fucking blasting to their death

humble verge
#

which is great for logs

drifting cloud
#

yeah plexus was a funny boss week1

humble verge
#

wait who was it that had like

#

the most insane fucking plexus kill

#

liquid or echo?

balmy condor
#

I think we unironically failed 3 trials because of dumbassery on plexus

drifting cloud
#

liquid

humble verge
#

with the bdk kill OMEGAKEKW

#

ok but whisp

#

can u start stream early

#

so i can sub

#

and then i can go to sleep

balmy condor
#

tomorrow, sure

humble verge
#

whar

#

no

balmy condor
#

it's monday

humble verge
#

i have an interview at like

#

1030

#

😭

balmy condor
#

interview dn

humble verge
#

i wish

coral ibex
#

pooks streams tues/thurs

humble verge
coral ibex
balmy condor
#

sub on mythic raid testies

#

ez

humble verge
#

yalla what

balmy condor
#

you don't like testes?

humble verge
#

well

#

wait

#

is your whole guild testing

#

or are you testing with randos

balmy condor
#

I wouldn't call them randos

#

but it's like TC/wowhead people yah

#

wordup kicks my ass

#

it's organized by a WCL dev

humble verge
#

aha

#

ok then

balmy condor
#

and there's like a couple other people

humble verge
#

still randos

balmy condor
#

holy pala dude

#

I mean

#

I've known them for a long time

#

and met them irl

#

can't be that rando

humble verge
#

MEETING ONLINE PEOPLE IN REAL LIFE

#

WHAT

#

YOU WANNA GET STABBED BRUH

#

😭

balmy condor
#

I'll have you know, me and wordup shared an intimate moment across from each other in a booth at the cheesecake factory

humble verge
#

whar

balmy condor
#

don't be homophobic uber

#

smh

humble verge
#

i was about to

#

say

#

that has to be some gayshit

#

argh

#

i said it anyways

balmy condor
#

smh

#

hating boykissers is so anti-based

fallow canopy
#

smh my hips

humble verge
#

asking me to not be homophobic

#

in THIS economy?

#

ion lie no AI gonna lead me on

balmy condor
#

I just assume the homophobia is a requirement for EU boosting community

humble verge
#

well

#

that + ultraracism tbh

balmy condor
#

yeah so just like NA boosting then

humble verge
#

well

#

theres a huge difference between NA racist

#

and EU

balmy condor
#

are you about to tier list racism brother

humble verge
#

EU racism is like

balmy condor
#

careful now

humble verge
#

nono

#

its ingrained into the soul

#

you know like

humble verge
#

serbian v bosnia

#

wait no

#

wait nvm

coral ibex
#

europeans be like "im not racist" and then they see a romani person

humble verge
#

and like

balmy condor
#

I love varas what

humble verge
#

do romani people still exist

balmy condor
#

who could hate him

humble verge
#

wait

#

no

#

romani

#

=/= romanian

#

its a difference

balmy condor
#

wait

humble verge
#

romani folk are like

drifting cloud
humble verge
#

really old india

humble verge
#

that emigrated to europe

coral ibex
#

gypsies

humble verge
#

yeah

coral ibex
#

are romani

humble verge
#

thats the hateword

#

for romani

balmy condor
#

I don't know the history well enough

humble verge
#

i mean its pretty ingrained in the balkans

#

but then balkans hate balkans

#

so it doesnt matter

balmy condor
#

all I know is that corner of the world has just been at war with itself for the last 15 thousand years

humble verge
#

pretty much

#

they are still fighting over land

balmy condor
#

doesn't the EU or someone just tell em to cut it out

#

wait they're not EU right

#

hows that work

drifting cloud
#

its not that bad without some exceptions

humble verge
#

balkans are balkans

#

and yes

drifting cloud
#

which like uber said most of them involve serbia one way or another

humble verge
#

not all of them are in the EU

#

they are in europe

#

but doesnt mean they are in the EU

#

when people say EU they are just abbreviating europe

balmy condor
#

yeah I mean I know that much

humble verge
#

but they also think every european country is a member of the EU

balmy condor
#

my political knowledge of europe is basically just through the lens of germany

#

so I don't really get much outside of the big ones