just highroll the bug 2x in a row and you get the parse
#assassination
royal lantern
coral ibex
you literally want to proc it multiple times on dimmy
for better alignment
if you dont have a personal hpal giving you autumn on cooldown
spice surge
Autumn isnt even enough rn
coral ibex
90sec aling by themself on dimmi lol
yea if you hold damage
spice surge
Not anymore
coral ibex
which nobody does in reclear
coral ibex
if you want to send dm on each platform and have it up for dimmy you literally absolutely need to get the tier to bug multiple times
spice surge
Im going assa to proc the bug sometimes so i have a chance to not feel awful 
spice surge
midnight in a couple months
Ye but as usual sub looks cursed
spice surge
Fair
humble verge
on new raid buff day
no i 99ed
better hope it stays 99 until tomorrow
HOLY NK LOG
waxen oyster
the best part of that is double on use not even being undisputably best in all situations for sub
so people just copy what the top end does with no context
distant plinth
Pro gaymer! 99ed after 40 kills on each char or what?đŹ
humble verge
Pro gaymer! 99ed after 40 kills on each char or what?đŹ
yes gaymer
distant plinth
Damn
distant plinth
Hahahaha
humble verge
not on bnet
distant plinth
You wanna know why
humble verge
nothing on my app
kind dome
!def
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final warren
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real pike
humble verge
8:15 dim kill, and i got killed by tank right after 2nd devour 
not even a blue log
pure moth
You were on a roll too
humble verge
nah dont feel like it
idk if the log wouldve been any better if i lived
in terms of the other boss' logs i was on a roll sure
crisp ibex
!macro
prisma monolithBOT
With this you will not accidently use more than 1 charge of tea if youre spamming:
/cast Shiv
/castsequence reset=5 Thistle Tea, null
Use this to cast cold blood with Kingsbane, which is optimal for Fatebound. The order does not matter, as Cold Blood is only consumed on Envenoms.
#showtooltip Kingsbane
/cast Cold Blood
/cast Kingsbane
Assassination uses no other macros aside from standard Deathmark+Potion+Racial+Trinket
crisp ibex
hello, we always use cold blood b4 kingsbane?
analog field
humble verge
tea just gets macroed to shiv
humble verge
@red schooner im boiling the whole pacific now
nimble tartan
i never thought of the environmental impact of my sims before
i will no longer be doing simulations and will revert back to feeling
coral ibex
only 6m
humble verge
humble verge
OK BRO
ah
you got the vers ring
no wonder
i think if i poke around
i could prolly get more dps
coral ibex
yea i can only gain dps from the tazavesh crit/haste neck
its my only upgrade
but i cba doing hardmodes or keys for vault anymore
for 10k dps
jade abyss
how do you play araz on myth guys? i suck in dps there ._.
humble verge
how do you play araz on myth guys? i suck in dps there ._.
FB with caustic
jade abyss
thats what i do but idk
coral ibex
how do you play araz on myth guys? i suck in dps there ._.
fatebound with caustic, hold cds for 20 seconds then full send
humble verge
no
coral ibex
humble verge
you know what whispyr told me
coral ibex
FYM "no"
coral ibex
jade abyss
you send something on pillars?
coral ibex
yea
humble verge
no
coral ibex
kb lines up
coral ibex
unless ur raid giga pumps pillars
coral ibex
but if they do you can't do this hold strat anyway
coral ibex
you dont really want to force the amp to be early
jade abyss
dont know i log bad on bosses before frustrating me a bit
coral ibex
most of these kills have the amp around 3:30
coral ibex
idk i think the araz strat is really just play for optimal single target with cds aligned to add spawns
and hope you get some cleave/dont get chosen for adds
jade abyss
._.
coral ibex
i was on a rank 1 pull
and then the burgers in my guild fucked up the first starkiller swings
boss was at 15% hp btw
humble verge
i bugprocced after intermission
coral ibex
scarlet orbit
araz is still the boss where i set dmg to boss dmg only. My rang 8 is still holding even after some resets
coral ibex
but pref a bug
humble verge
noob95
humble verge
araz is still the boss where i set dmg to boss dmg only. My rang 8 is still hold...
but for boss damage only then
scarlet orbit
Yea, i blame my raid for blowing up adds ^^
severe meadow
Yea, i blame my raid for blowing up adds ^^
p sure adds don't count towards parse now anyways
scarlet orbit
p sure adds don't count towards parse now anyways
Did they not just exclude the last phase adds?
severe meadow
yeah but thats where youcan giga pad
humble verge
the SerGOATo vs Noo(j)b
coral ibex
humble verge
i didnt think id actually log that high on NK
got pretty lucky
i think we even ran 2 dks on my side
or they changed it i cant remember
coral ibex
my soulbinder r2 isn't even close to front page anymore lol
scarlet orbit
Pretty sure i will not get a change to get soem better logs in reclears. Not sure if the guild even survives our dimi prog
humble verge
bruh
i cant even check
since they are only logging right side
on replay
oh nvm
coral ibex
Pretty sure i will not get a change to get soem better logs in reclears. Not sur...
heard thats pretty common after the nk nerfs
too many guilds on dim that should just be on nk
scarlet orbit
too many guilds on dim that should just be on nk
We lost 5 from our best players half way nexus prog. This season is was not good to my fellow raiders interest to play wow
But we should definitly NOT be on dimi. Its kinda frustrating getting obv skill checkt from a videogame boss
humble verge
too many guilds on dim that should just be on nk
and then they kill dim once and stops raiding/never gets rekill
fallow canopy
this week saladbar died like 70 secs after the dragon died
I was left with my dm sad and wrinkled
knotty vapor
does vicious venoms work with caustic spatter, or is it only active poisons like kingsbane and weapon poisons?
frigid juniper
!macro
prisma monolithBOT
With this you will not accidently use more than 1 charge of tea if youre spamming:
/cast Shiv
/castsequence reset=5 Thistle Tea, null
Use this to cast cold blood with Kingsbane, which is optimal for Fatebound. The order does not matter, as Cold Blood is only consumed on Envenoms.
#showtooltip Kingsbane
/cast Cold Blood
/cast Kingsbane
Assassination uses no other macros aside from standard Deathmark+Potion+Racial+Trinket
keen spruce
Why no pink 
keen spruce
thorn thorn
I was left with my dm sad and wrinkled
main bridge
!guide
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fallow canopy
<:xla:1283127722180087808>
floral igloo
anyone got that weakaura with rupture/garrote count?
prisma monolithBOT
Assassination Weakauras/Plater profiles:
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Luxthos's Group
LE's Group
LE's Rogue Collection
Devlin's Group
Ceverion's Plater
Whispyr's Plater
main bridge
why wouldn't you just link the sim results
prisma monolithBOT
There are no "recommended stat levels" or "breakpoint of X stat" or "required" amount of any stats. This is an outdated way to think about stats and simply is not relevant to the spec. If you're looking for a quick recommendation: Agi >> Crit = Mastery >= Haste > VersatilityIt's always more accurate to simulate your own character, as stat procs from trinkets/enchants can often de-value their stat relative to others. Stats are not a rigid construct, their values change constantly in relation to each other depending on your character.
- Signet of the Priory will require you have Mastery as your highest RATING (the actual number, not the %). Having Crit and Mastery close to one another will cause procs from Flask or Seaforium Pacemaker to cause your Signet to give you Crit. This is generally worse and will cause Signet to sim poorly.
- Compared to each other, Deathstalker wants more Mastery/Haste than Fatebound, and Fatebound wants more Crit than Deathstalker
- Always Always ALWAYS sim yourself through Top Gear and Droptimizer for accurate results
balmy condor
why do i sim that low?
How much are you expecting to sim
That seems entirely reasonable
Lily, 3 crafted, caustic, not max ilvl yet
I donât see an issue
knotty vapor
soulhunters down
time for hell
and figures it was on the one fucking pull i died
got damn green in my logs
get that shit OUTTA HERE
severe meadow
Oh you finally escaped salad bar hell
ye we're 100 pulls on dimmy
we should be on p3 tonight
king was 295 pulls 
thorn thorn
severe meadow
Sera is slotting in for someone lol
thorn thorn
severe meadow
ye p1 is ghosts for awhile
knotty vapor
severe meadow
people gotta understand that damage isn't quite as important there
just do mechanic
knotty vapor
that phrase has been uttered hundreds of times throughout this raid
doesn't help if people just aren't good enough to do the mechanic lol
thorn thorn
start requiring people to do kyveza before salad bar prog 
drifting cloud
crashing out less than 1h after youve killed soul hunters might be a bit much or
balmy condor
crashing out less than 1h after youve killed soul hunters might be a bit much or
Iâm in this image and I donât like it
drifting cloud
like its normal the first time you will be getting threw first part of p1 that 5 people get mced
if not more
also the kyveza ghosts are straight up harder than nexus king, or atleast were until she got nerfed not sure how they look now
tell people that are struggling to try inky black potion and check for themselves if that makes it easier for them
dont use stealthis strat, thats some cursed shit
earnest remnant
Or do the walk away From boss strat so they all spawn infront of you. And not around you
Bruh
drifting cloud
oh I thought you were gonna say the other one
knotty vapor
crashing out less than 1h after youve killed soul hunters might be a bit much or
lol I'm not crashing out, I just know this group very well after several months of watching them fail personal responsibility mechanics very consistently
almost all of our kills came from those individuals simply not getting the mechanics
earnest remnant
oh I thought you were gonna say the other one
Nah id Never recommend doing what im doing on that mech
drifting cloud
lol I'm not crashing out, I just know this group very well after several months ...
yeah I mean I can imagine the skill level of people that just got to 6/8 this reset assuming you were raiding regularly
knotty vapor
there's definitely some good people in here
drifting cloud
the step up to nexus king is a cliff
knotty vapor
we started mythic like 6 weeks ago i think
so there was a delay
it's probably like 7 people in the group holding the rest back at this point
people who just can't stay alive through anything
severe meadow
turbo prob made some of that shit a lot easier too
should make platforms easier for you
balmy condor
Turbo sadly doesnât prevent people getting over killed by 100billion or getting force mcâd
severe meadow
and the buffs from rep
severe meadow
Turbo sadly doesnât prevent people getting over killed by 100billion or getting ...
true
knotty vapor
honestly I don't even think it's the ghosts that'll kill us
these guys just suck at dodging regular mechanics
90% of our wipes on forge were from people not dodging balls lol
drifting cloud
yeah even at 729 ilvl they 1shot most classes
balmy condor
Ah yes, the classic âzero spatial awarenessâ
drifting cloud
unluck
knotty vapor
sadge
earnest remnant
knotty vapor
Have you seen triple ghosts yet
only 2 so far lol
we only like 10 pulls in tho
triple will probably get a lot of people tho
severe meadow
ye triple will be your wall
its coming
Beams and triple ghost right after
a bit of a bitch
knotty vapor
i dont like being a doomer but sometimes u can just tell the hurdle is too big
guess we'll see
CE may be out of reach but at least im gonna make the prettiest fucking house ya'll mfs have ever seen
i still got shit to look forward to
thorn thorn
My own form of CE has been in the form of doing the meta achievement and every second of doing it has lowered my life span
severe meadow
i dont like being a doomer but sometimes u can just tell the hurdle is too big
how many pulls in are you
knotty vapor
xd
every single pull has been the same 5 people dying to beams n shit so far
my exact worry
next week will be the true test
knotty vapor
yeah I know we've barely started
I just know these dudes
I know them too well
I know their limits
severe meadow
yes and p1 is the hardest phase
desert vault
so for platforms on salad, we not really sending any CDs?
desert vault
oh ok, just hold vanish and prism for burn and DM/KB on platform?
balmy condor
Yes
runic hinge
Gamer
tall atlas
tawdry halo
Iâm gonna crit in your mouth
balmy condor
<:Pepegrin:1375228958282612797>
20 stack fatebound coin right down your throat
visual sun
20 stack fatebound coin right down your throat
yes please daddy
balmy condor
uneven plume
did they fix moment of despair?
fierce sigil
Hey guys.. ive got the feeling that sometimes my kingsbane does very low damage and sometimes the damage of my kingsbane is very low⌠i dont get it
And suggestions?
nova kelp
mans about to put up an M+ log so we can check kingsbane damage
fierce sigil
fierce sigil
idk looks pretty normal
Hm ok But my damage Overall is pretty Bad and i cant Figure out why⌠my CDs Are off sometimes because sometimes i get the cd refunds and sometimes i dont⌠for example.. in my opener sometimes my kingsbane does around 39 mio and sometimes around 50 mio and so on
So for the start of add Phase my dm isnt ready so i have to wait for it on Plattform and then for amp Phase its Off tooâŚ
coral ibex
yea thats just how it is
if you check lorrgs thats what happens to everyone
unless you get the tier set bug or blessing of autumn
fierce sigil
But my damage is really fcking low in the Boss fight Compared to other assa rogues đ idk that cant be real if i press nearly The Right Buttons in the fight idk
fierce sigil
Hmmm isnt the correct usage Like dm and kb then kb then dm kb again and so on?
coral ibex
what happened between platform and burn
got cdr bug and held for 1m to have cds for amp
fierce sigil
got cdr bug and held for 1m to have cds for amp
But the cdr bug is Happening close to every Single try đ
coral ibex
got to press cds as amp started
yea thats good
you want at least 1 bug prog imo
otherwise you have a late amp
coral ibex
we dont have one 
fierce sigil
We do and he just has to give me Blessing? Or whats The Point?
earnest remnant
blessing of autumn yes
coral ibex
blessing of autumn gives 30% cdr
sharp viper
we dont have one <:Sadge:971861153804349470>
same đ
lavish wing
so what is a ballpark timer for amp phase
coral ibex
its always at the same time
fierce sigil
what happened between platform and burn
But between plattform and burn the Boss is Moved very Poorly on my opinion so that i have Problems to Deal damage in that Phase
lavish wing
its always at the same time
it doesnt depend on how quickly u do platforms?
earnest remnant
nope
lavish wing
wait r we talking dimmy or nk
lavish wing
oooh
earnest remnant
NK
lavish wing
shit yea nvm
sharp viper
amp is always at 4:30ish iirc
coral ibex
always 4:25
lavish wing
4.20 on nk
coral ibex
always
lavish wing
i think its 4.20 - 4.50
coral ibex
which is why having regular cds at 4:38 sucks
lavish wing
i had to commit Cloak to do em exactly on 3rd min but i was sub
fierce sigil
until the timer reaches the next stage
Another question to my log⌠why is my envenom damage so much lower compared to other assa Logs with close to the Same Amount of used envenoms? Thats something i dont get too
earnest remnant
flip coins more better
coral ibex
in my 6:22 kill i had 87 envenom casts
you have 67 in 6:04
so ur dropping gcds
or have really bad crit luck
sharp viper
just crit 
coral ibex
idk how to check seal fate procs in logs
red schooner
Resources and combo points maybe?
earnest remnant
idk how to check seal fate procs in logs
like this
coral ibex
mine in the same timeframe
looks like you have many periods of downtime
if you notice my flat horizontal lines are a lot shorter and less often
which means im sitting at the same cp for less time than you
flat horizontal lines here indicate doing nothing to generate or spend combo points
fierce sigil
Y maybe because our rl wants us to Stay away From the boss at too many times đ bait claws, bait Lasers and so on đ
coral ibex
be greedier
fierce sigil
be greedier
Y True
coral ibex
if the boss positioning is bad you can't just greed and die tho
sharp viper
Y maybe because our rl wants us to Stay away From the boss at too many times đ ...
tf is your RL on about
coral ibex
it means the dragon is not positioned correctly during laser phases
and melees are being told to walk out
fierce sigil
it means the dragon is not positioned correctly during laser phases
U mean the Laser Phases in the beginning of the fight Y?
coral ibex
wait your rl wants you to leave melee to bait lasers during p1??
lol
i would literally never do that
i only leave melee for the claws
jolly stirrup
i only leave melee for the claws
This
coral ibex
and immediately step back
red schooner
i only leave melee for the claws
Or do what our melee did and don't leave melee for the claws
jolly stirrup
i just dont leave melee
earnest remnant
make*
coral ibex
our healers will just sit in the melee claws and die and then blame the melees for greeding
lmao
earnest remnant
id make fun of em for dying to when the melee guy lived
fierce sigil
our healers will just sit in the melee claws and die and then blame the melees f...
Thats it đ
coral ibex
"i can't look at my feet im staring at the raid frames"
earnest remnant
skill issue
earnest remnant
should put the raidframes at his feet then
coral ibex
yea i had no response
jolly stirrup
My favorite part about this boss is hammering my envenoms into the mindcontrolled raid members I hate 
When wipe is called
coral ibex
at one point a healer complained about some mech that is literally solved by a weakaura text instruction on screen
and i said just look at the weakaura
"i can't im a healer"
red schooner
My favorite part about this boss is hammering my envenoms into the mindcontrolle...
Swap to bleed build, sudden demise your allies
jolly stirrup
Swap to bleed build, sudden demise your allies
coral ibex
i guess we just die
earnest remnant
very happy shit like that doesent happen at the wr i play at
fierce sigil
But u Said i missed kb uses @coral ibex
Isnt it Right to use dm with kb and then one time solo kb and then dm kb again and then repeat it? Do I use Solo kb more often?
red schooner
Join us in the low WR trenches.
jolly stirrup
Whats WR?
coral ibex
world rank
earnest remnant
But u Said i missed kb uses <@137430413919387648>
Isnt it Right to use dm with ...
u just straight up didn't cast it
red schooner
Its a fucking experience
coral ibex
But u Said i missed kb uses <@137430413919387648>
Isnt it Right to use dm with ...
as a general rule you should press kb and dm every single time they come up as soon as they come up
only deviate from that if it would be trolling the fight
jolly stirrup
I am honestly happy with my guild. We aren't super tryhard, but still progress at our own pace. Very happy we even made it all the way to NK
red schooner
Low WR is fine, low WR with delusions of higher WR though, oh god
balmy condor
as a general rule you should press kb and dm every single time they come up as s...
Why should I be the one casting things on cd
You come and push my fucking cds ya twat
jolly stirrup
Also one member of our raid lead promised each member of the kill a WoW Token 
red schooner
1600wr splits man
jolly stirrup
If we CE
coral ibex
You come and push my fucking cds ya twat
i will literally caress you softly
dont start with me
earnest remnant
"i can't im a healer"
this is where im currently raiding, so if i ever hear that i might crash the fuck out
sharp viper
You come and push my fucking cds ya twat
i'll push something else 
fierce sigil
as a general rule you should press kb and dm every single time they come up as s...
Ok But if my cd of dm is a Little Bit Off (sometimes Like 15-20 sec) then i wait with my kb no?
sharp viper
this is where im currently raiding, so if i ever hear that i might crash the fuc...
give sniffy a big ol smooch
earnest remnant
dont even know where he raids now
jolly stirrup
this is where im currently raiding, so if i ever hear that i might crash the fuc...
My guild
sharp viper
oh i thought you were still raiding in the same guild
coral ibex
this is where im currently raiding, so if i ever hear that i might crash the fuc...
ive thought about trying to climb the ladder because i think i could play at late HOF level but ive had more bad guild experiences than good and we've replaced a lot of the bad players already
sharp viper
havent talked to him in months
coral ibex
i think like 12 of our 20 were in the guild for the dim kill 3 weeks ago lol
jolly stirrup
Btw who started #1231592737221120152? This is legit the best channel on all of my discord Servers
coral ibex
its not great but we did this without splits and a lot of roster issues
big improvement over undermine too
the trajectory of the guild is solid
earnest remnant
this was my old guild, without splits as well
sharp viper
Btw who started <#1231592737221120152>? This is legit the best channel on all of...
mods wanted to contain the 
spam in here amongst other channels so pedro got its own thread
earnest remnant
in undermine
balmy condor
Ok But if my cd of dm is a Little Bit Off (sometimes Like 15-20 sec) then i wait...
Why would it be?
coral ibex
i would only do splits for a guild that is actually trying to do HOF
fierce sigil
Why would it be?
I dont know why But it is⌠i cant really explain
earnest remnant
2x3 1x4
balmy condor
then you're not pressing on cd
sharp viper
splits sound like work
balmy condor
and you should press on cd then
red schooner
i would only do splits for a guild that is actually trying to do HOF
Wr 1600 
earnest remnant
actual raid hours were 10hour 45m a week
red schooner
Its fine I quit, I'm safe now
earnest remnant
iirc
coral ibex
we do 3x3 but its really more like 3x2.5
bc we never start on time and we have a 10m break after 90m
coral ibex
yea that sounds really nice
we have too many ppl on opposite coasts for that tho
raid is 9pm for some and 6pm for others
so we can't really start earlier or go much later
sharp viper
and current guild does 2x5
How many breaks?
earnest remnant
1-2
fierce sigil
and you should press on cd then
Hmm idk⌠its Like always a Little Off and sometimes Like that But i press it when its up idk. But y probably i Should watch out and i shouldnt just bait everything and stay in melee
sharp viper
Its fine I quit, I'm safe now
pedro never quits tho
earnest remnant
raid is 9pm for some and 6pm for others
some funny raid times tho
weekend raiding
red schooner
pedro never quits tho
Pedro for life.
coral ibex
man i wish we had 1 long weekend day
tuesday 3h thursday 3h saturday 4-5h would go so hard
too many real life family andys
smh
jolly stirrup
We have 2x2
jade abyss
some funny raid times tho
5h per day what
lavish wing
some funny raid times tho
one 10m break? đ
jade abyss
Breaks are for the weak
main bobcat
knotty vapor
<:garf:1320173032743899157>
đ¤
jade abyss
https://tenor.com/view/cartman-poop-shit-maman-le-pot-mom-gif-12486880
Hold it until raidend
lavish wing
Hold it until raidend
im an old guy, when i gotta go i gotta go
crude wigeon
some funny raid times tho
There is a guild on my server that was raiding monday-sunday with 1 day off starting 16:30 until 22:30
They also extended hella & boosts
Im pretty sure they spent like 10hours daily on last until they got it
humble verge
if this changes to a fucking 98 in 33 minutes
im gonna nuke someone
damn, i went from ~160 all star rank to 38
crude wigeon
Noob why no 8
crude wigeon
Ragebait unsuccesful
humble verge
humble verge
some chinese guy
humble verge
hes r1 nk and dim
4 100s rest 99
NOWAY, THE OLD LOG VIEW
the chinese has it good
nova kelp
wdym by this
they were jokingly calling you shit
you shitter
*this comment is definitely not powered by jealousy and envy
humble verge
they were jokingly calling you shit
yeah but my brain capacity cant recognize being called shit
cause i know that i am
nova kelp
that's the excuse I use too
crude wigeon
I think the parse would be green or blue If you would be bad
nova kelp
true though
humble verge
well, atleat ive improved
crude wigeon
Half of my logs are private âŚ
nova kelp
did you improve? or did rogues reroll?
humble verge
private noobers
crude wigeon
I changed guild and its public now
nova kelp
fuck, that bodes badly for me though
humble verge
i think its more so
people arent really playing anymore
cause they are either on poe1
fellowship
doing boost runs
or just pushing keys
nova kelp
how is fellowship doing numbers wise?
nova kelp
oh shit, less players than sf6
crude wigeon
And now i have public blue parses from first weeks
humble verge
And now i have public blue parses from first weeks
crude wigeon
Solid improvement with priv logs turned on i think i have like 85 best perf avg this season
started playing wow for the first time late nerubar
humble verge
dawg tryna ragebait me
nova kelp
honestly, unless you're INSAAAAAAAAAAANELY cracked getting good logs when you're behind the pack is VERY hard
humble verge
no
what defeats the entire purpose of raiding
are the bumfucks
so focused over parses and logs
crude wigeon
Parse is life
humble verge
on prog
nova kelp
back in the day you had fancy gear that noone else had
you LOOKED like a patchwork clown
but people KNEW you were a big boi
humble verge
and every time there is a wipe
crude wigeon
ok but on prog ik wym
humble verge
they check logs
to see WHAT their potential log would be like
and then complain
"MAN THIS COULDVE BEEN RANK 1 MAN WHY THE FUCK ARE WE WIPING"
crude wigeon
logmaxxing is for farm
humble verge
yeah but
humble verge
people logmaxx
nova kelp
but to be fair
humble verge
on prog
crude wigeon
Yea thats cringe
nova kelp
it's because I fucked my cd window at the end of loom
and I did a 51 log
so...
it was true though
nova kelp
carries
humble verge
they are doing something wrong
i know someone
whos 729
and greenlogged loomithar
5m dps somehow
nova kelp
I'd kinda like to do a reclear
and go hard
but like
reclears are hard
suddenly the fights like 1:21 minutes shorter
crude wigeon
Nahh butt i want to reclear so bad but this fkin last boss refuses to die
nova kelp
currently being told we have to wait until all the orbs are in the air before we move around the 2nd platform dude
humble verge
rofl
crude wigeon
How many pulls in
nova kelp
and I'm being told to move my ph1 puddles because people have suddenly started NOT going to where they're meant to with gravities
and somehow that's my fault
crude wigeon
I was 400 something on saladbar before i left my last guild
We killed it but everyone dipped after
nova kelp
saladbar is a fair hike outa nowhere
red schooner
400 on saladbar. Gotta respect the mental game
We killed in 230 and I'm like, nah, I'm out
crude wigeon
403 to be exact
nova kelp
400 pulls on salad for the kill is faker level brain stronks
red schooner
Damn
red schooner
I just vibe slammed gems in
crude wigeon
45 min sim for 0,01 increase
red schooner
Works fine probs
crude wigeon
red schooner
I mean your guild did an 11 hour saladbar prog day, I already knew you didn't value your time 
humble verge
we cleared in 1 day yesterday
crude wigeon
+extend
humble verge
stfu disco đ
im gonna stop
saying anything regarding prog here
ever again
i hate u
red schooner
Now hit me with a reaction image
humble verge
crude wigeon
1,2 combo
crude wigeon
You miss a 100 shots u dont take gang
humble verge
At least its better than the actual job market
static glacier
you got the db crit ring?
it is quite haste heavy but i swapped tier shoulders for crit mast ones to compensate
running plexus ring alongside it
humble verge
static glacier
I guess one thing could be dropping ascendance OH for another dawnthread on belt once i get another socket
static glacier
idk about ascendance outside of last 2
killtimers are so quick
80s until its sta
stacked
static glacier
while dawn juices our favourite stat
static glacier
the lose part is so fake
static glacier
there's like a grace period
main bobcat
we're officially bis outside of like a raid neck over crafted
Nice man
humble verge
idk
static glacier
where it doesnt drop even if you do
main bobcat
Earthen craftsmanship
main bobcat
Garlicpowder would light you up buddy
humble verge
i had around 85+ percent uptime
static glacier
which can or will happen more than enough in raid
just check your prog logs for dawnthread uptime, i swear its broken
static glacier
Garlicpowder would light you up buddy
garlic powder has no chance
main bobcat
static glacier
ima send cumin after him
main bobcat
Ok bro
rotund oak
Defeats the entire purpose of raiding
main bobcat
Relax
main bobcat
Not that serious
humble verge
im gaming withb my gear
recrafted wrists and the belt dropped with socket on NK yesterday
static glacier
juicy
rotund oak
u are jsut fine
humble verge
i have no haste, without flask
static glacier
i wonder if crafted belt / wrist beats ascendance
rotund oak
'stop crying liek a baby
rotund oak
sup babe
humble verge
rotund oak
static glacier
ngl my hunter got more juiced in a single raid than my main did the entire tier
tier legs, prism, bow AND boots in a single 6/8 run
static glacier
we will misuse fossil fuels to power our sims
humble verge
yeah
humble verge
tell me you set uptime to over 85-90%
no
thats why im redoing it
oh nvm
it is 85%
static glacier
humble verge
anyways
i just
reopened the page anyways
stage 2
lets see how long thisll take
another hour long sim
static glacier
other than that I have a sneaking suspicion dawnthread will be relatively stronger with lily than prism
golden loom
I mean embelishments are like 1%, the difference between them is not gonna be relevant at all anyways
humble verge
I mean embelishments are like 1%, the difference between them is not gonna be re...
say that to noo(j)b who simmed 90k more than me
static glacier
but ye stats on pull for trink that does something on pull
vs both prism and ascendance ramping
golden loom
play ritual forge and kill boss in 1 min
humble verge
real
static glacier
forge is ready
golden loom
last week when I was doing my dinar heroic kills
golden loom
I was debaiting on using ritual forge on first boss incase it died in a minute
guess what happened
humble verge
Bro wtf are you COOKING
THE OCEAN
golden loom
IT WENT INTO ENRAGE FOR 30 SECONDS IN WEEK 40 OF THE PATCH
humble verge
https://www.warcraftlogs.com/reports/dz4JmNPxpWFqTtMX?fight=3&type=damage-done
what in the fuck
is this
what did you join into
golden loom
I was shadowstepping through enrage walls to kill it
humble verge
why didnt u leave
crude wigeon
Bro is simming every single gear piece availible
humble verge
i would leave mid fight
golden loom
ZERG GROUP FOR DINARS
golden loom
was a movie
I legit couldnt focus after like 4 min when I realized boss was still 50%
golden loom
@humble verge bless the sub rogue in the group tho, hes having more fun than anyone of us
golden loom
hes just sending backstab -> evis over and over 
humble verge
static glacier
<@191982482642436097> bless the sub rogue in the group tho, hes having more fun ...
why isnt he in dance at 10s
static glacier
humble verge
crude wigeon
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1372158613312897036/1376317636249518170/s...
Let me yoink this rq
golden loom
the mage damage breakdown LMAO
humble verge
Let me yoink this rq
jolly stirrup
back to watching old vanoss vids
God old Vanoss Videos were so good
The skate 3 videos
humble verge
i dont remember the skate 3 vids
crude wigeon
I cant remember
crude wigeon
he played gta with him i think
jolly stirrup
i dont remember the skate 3 vids
Time to watch them 
crude wigeon
I stg If i hear 1 more 67 irl im gonna start teaching these kids About the 9 TO 5
crude wigeon
Elite ball knowledge
nova kelp
1 man 1 jar
humble verge
or just show them the impressive editing of MLG montages
crude wigeon
Brainrot back then was elite
humble verge
nah its not brainrot
its real editing
brainrot now is just AI being clipped and shipped
MLG montages took time and effort
weary stump
We need real brain rot in wow, get an among us collaboration event
fallen charm
my fellow soul hunter killers, should I be aiming to maintaing rupture and garrote on all 3 bosses or only rup?
scarlet orbit
only rapture and garrote only on your main target
main bobcat
jade abyss
We need real brain rot in wow, get an among us collaboration event
Play ret for brainrot
humble verge
only rapture and garrote only on your main target
if u dont wanna parse, sure
its not hard to keep up rup+ct on all of them
scarlet orbit
You got me there. Wanted to keep that secret to myself 
weary stump
Play ret for brainrot
Protagonist class fantasy players scare me