Yeah you CAN, will I? No. But you CAN.
#assassination
wary light
fallow canopy
I believe in you 
nimble tartan
whispyr lemme get ur +1
thorn fjord
whispyr lemme get ur +1
We can just crash the party breh
"Omar and Dieslow crash the wowhead mixer"
nimble tartan
walk in confident u can get in
royal lantern
you guys care about kb damage?
i dont know my DPS
but i get purple/orange parses
so 
humble verge
time to turn off details
royal lantern
unironically do during prog
only checking it when we have those "not enough dmg on X enemy" moments
haughty flicker
there was a bit of fun to be had during df seeing super big kingsbanes
nothing useful tracking it but dopamine and big number
nowadays though
a shadow of its former self
weary stump
They should give subtlety rogues kyvezas queensbane and shadow clones 
dry copper
Rotation question, deathmark before or after kingsbane
thorn fjord
I track KB dmg to make sure im not fucking up lol
But im pretty sure i am fucking up
Because burst seems much lower than it should be
gilded oasis
I got 2 or I got 5, to be determined!
exotic hearth
I got mine and 2 extra in case anyone needs guildies need them but rn looks like they’re just extra
gilded oasis
Hey count me as one of those
sure if I have 5 lol. STILL havent gotten email confirm but charge is pending on my credit card sooo
nimble tartan
i need my lunchbox
maiden sierra
ive been waking up every day at 1pm for the past week 
sleep schedule gone down the drain
thorn thorn
ive been waking up every day at 1pm for the past week <:pepehands:75756634755838...
Have you considered an alarm
keen spruce
ive been waking up every day at 1pm for the past week <:pepehands:75756634755838...
I been struggling to get to bed
Wake up times creepin later and later
maiden sierra
Have you considered an alarm
i have, i sleep through it
humble verge
ive been waking up every day at 1pm for the past week <:pepehands:75756634755838...
yea but rob
4pm :)
i did go to bed at 5am but idk
thorn thorn
i have, i sleep through it
Get that alarm bot that runs and hides when it goes off
maiden sierra
ive automated mornings to turn the alarm off and go back to sleep without realizing
waxen oyster
I been struggling to get to bed
why the fuck the sun setting before 6pm
severe meadow
Have you changed the alarm sound
maiden sierra
i did go to bed at 5am but idk
i went to sleep at 5am last night... played 2xko til late
maiden sierra
Have you changed the alarm sound
i dont like the other alarm sounds
severe meadow
i dont like the other alarm sounds
Your brain is wired to recognize some sounds so you won't react to them as well
After hearing the same alarm for so long
haughty flicker
hook your alarm up to one of those electroshock therapy things
so it just electrocutes you until you get up
maiden sierra
that sounds like a great way to cause a heart attack
haughty flicker
if that happens you wont have to worry about not getting enough sleep anymore
its a win-win
maiden sierra
when am i? hassans dog?
maiden sierra
if that happens you wont have to worry about not getting enough sleep anymore
real
keen spruce
why the fuck the sun setting before 6pm
I’m sayin man 💀
Goes from squeezing in 18 after work
To barely getting a range bucket in before it gets dark
humble verge
6pm?
maiden sierra
cant wait to go back to iceland during winter break and have sunlight for 2 hours every day
keen spruce
cant wait to go back to iceland during winter break and have sunlight for 2 hour...
But don’t you get 22 hours of sunlight all summer
maiden sierra
But don’t you get 22 hours of sunlight all summer
yes
maiden sierra
great sleep
keen spruce
That what blinds are for
keen spruce
Black out curtains
🙂↕️
Or just simply board up the windows 
Or just don’t sleep and play more golf
maiden sierra
isint golf the sport old people play
haughty flicker
shmeeps is 83
maiden sierra
or rich people
im polish, my sport is cleaning toilets
and construction work
i say that never doing any exercise and studying computer science
haughty flicker
dont worry the computer science bit can definitely lead to a bright future in toilet cleaning
maiden sierra
man if i was canadian or american i would so play baseball or hockey
haughty flicker
maiden sierra
dont worry the computer science bit can definitely lead to a bright future in to...
real
i laughed at my sister for studying art
now look at me
studying a subject that will replace me
🤖
maiden sierra
at least you both have a common enemy
no she switched to being an ambulance driver
she won
maiden sierra
ever since the great NSH fiasco
i doubt we will see ai in healthcare
for a while
maiden sierra
i dunno man, i asked chatgpt about my ear infection and it gave me more information than the doctor did
me: "doc why is my ear a bit numb?"
doc: look of worry and confusion
chatgpt: "sinus fluid"
clanker: 1
doc: 0
i really hope my ear stops rining soon, i dont want to go to a specialist
2 weeks of the flashbang sound can drive a man mad
thorn thorn
the snail in your ear wants out
maiden sierra
why did the snail not kill me
maiden sierra
me when i have tinnitus and just hear ringing my entire life
i cant wait to find out i got it now as well 
since today was the last day of my antibiotics
thorn thorn
Are you around lots of loud sounds
maiden sierra
its quieter than it was 2 weeks ago thats for sure, but its still there
maiden sierra
Are you around lots of loud sounds
not really, unless i blast music a bit loud
thorn thorn
I have bad news
You may have damaged your eardrums from the loud sound and probably have tinnitus forever
maiden sierra
honestly, id assume ive damaged my ear in the shower 2 weeks ago when my ear pain was at its peak and i smacked my ear really hard
thorn thorn
Shockingly, your ear is not a computer
maiden sierra
i was desperate for the pain to stop
maiden sierra
(it caused a lot more pain)
haughty flicker
dude is ok bashing his head open but doesnt want to electrocute himself a little
smh
maiden sierra
https://tenor.com/view/asmongold-head-smash-world-of-warcraft-video-game-streame...
honestly that was very accurate
you know how sometimes you feel sharp pain in 1 spot
humble verge
maiden sierra
so you hit that area
so you feel more pain but spread out
sometimes thats better than only sharp pain in 1 area
its like distraction pain
haughty flicker
lmao
maiden sierra
damn
coral ibex
yea thats medically sound
haughty flicker
tbf it is a thing
but not really like
hitting the spot that hurts
thats normally not great
thorn thorn
I kid I do relate
I was gaslighting you
This may come as a surprise
But you should not hit the fragile parts of your body
Do not smack the eye or ear when they hurt
maiden sierra
thorn thorn
haughty flicker
maiden sierra
sometimes i wonder
why did my parents make me like this
then i remember i was an accident
haughty flicker
maiden sierra
but at least my hyperfixations are not trains
so thats nice
though not sure if anime is much better
thorn thorn
but at least my hyperfixations are not trains
No cappy you could make a lot of money doing this
My bosses cousin is a train mechanic and he has the mega autism, has every single model and how to fix every single model memorized
Gets paid the big bucks just to diagnose them and tell people how to fix them
maiden sierra
ive not really looked at my parses this patch, but i think they are an average of a 60?
sometimes maybe good
sometimes maybe shit
thorn thorn
He just like me fr
maiden sierra
didint help that i didint have both of my bis trinkets until recently
got them just before my guild imploded and i quit wow
tbf didint really vibe with this season
not sure why
thorn thorn
Midnight is right around the corner
maiden sierra
maybe the constant need to play sub
i hate midnight wont lie
hate the rogue changes
maiden sierra
if i do play, id prob do devourer dh like any casual andy
maiden sierra
Is it because you are a sub player
im a sin player
thorn thorn
thorn thorn
You should play survival
thorn thorn
You get a shotgun in midnight
thorn thorn
Play devourer dh then
maiden sierra
thats the plan
thorn thorn
Because that spec literally has a 30s ramp time from a null state
royal lantern
ending it as sin
*edging it as sin
royal lantern
Play devourer dh then
how long until they remove its discount SoM playstyle
thorn thorn
what is som
waxen oyster
i like how they're giving daggers to surv too
royal lantern
surrender to madness
waxen oyster
but just forgot warglaives are also a one class weapon
maiden sierra
if surrender to madness came back
thorn thorn
Its pretty unpopular
maiden sierra
id be so down to play shadow priest
royal lantern
Its pretty unpopular
so it will be the best, gotcha
waxen oyster
werent dh mains complaining about that uptime for meta uptime alent
in the df havoc tree
now that they made the whole gimmick of devourer
thorn thorn
Oh you meant for devourer nvm
I thought you meant dev
Yea i think most people are fine with it but its got some quirks
Like if collapsing star gets interrupted or canceled you lose all resources
royal lantern
now that they made the whole gimmick of devourer
its blizzard
they try those shity "you can extend your CD windows" things all the time, it doesnt work and creates frustraiting gameplay with balance problems and then do it again
thorn thorn
It consumes the resource on cast start rather than on cast success
haughty flicker
A lot of the issues uptime specs have are solved just by the spec being ranged, even if its just midrange
But there are some weird choices for sure
maiden sierra
raid lead: "do mechanic"
devourer: "nuh uh, im ramping father"
haughty flicker
I definitely didnt think they'd make another one like this but blizzard has to learn the lesson for the hundredth time I guess
thorn thorn
raid lead: "do mechanic"
devourer: "nuh uh, im ramping father"
This is why ddh can move while casting
maiden sierra
This is why ddh can move while casting
until you need to eye beam a target thats out of range
or cast star
waxen oyster
They can also aim where their chaos nova goes
thorn thorn
waxen oyster
that aint gonna get nerfed
royal lantern
I definitely didnt think they'd make another one like this but blizzard has to l...
when will they give disc priest the option to play "shield based healer" again
end of midnight or beginning of last titan
it will work this time bro, trust me
balmy condor
Just make sure you get your star casts in
I love starsurge
maiden sierra
i love that
thorn thorn
Its cool when very few times
royal lantern
new desingers that think its a cool idea and wanna try it out
thorn thorn
Like I dont mind it personally
But when you have a Dragonrage situation its too much
maiden sierra
one of the reasons i like frost dk, breath extending by playing good
royal lantern
it just becomes a problem and really shit gameplay so fucking fast 
thorn thorn
Like Dragonrage is a 2m cd, and on the alpha you can easily get it to 90s duration
Literally almost combustion in terms of uptime
haughty flicker
The dragonrage situation is so funny
waxen oyster
Isnt fury warrior
thorn thorn
Fury warrior literally has breath yes
thorn thorn
Its not quite the same
haughty flicker
They removed being able to extend it perma in dragonflight just to bring it back for funsies now
royal lantern
Like Dragonrage is a 2m cd, and on the alpha you can easily get it to 90s durati...
thats one of those "the CD is just your normal gameplay and outside of that you do absolutely nothing" sitatuation
waxen oyster
thats one of those "the CD is just your normal gameplay and outside of that you ...
so outlaw
royal lantern
aka outlaw with a.rush rn
royal lantern
and dev in amidrasill was hated
thorn thorn
You did good dps during the cd and outside you did literal tank dam cuz you had no cd and no set bonus
royal lantern
lmao
thorn thorn
but now its just gonna be the spec as a whole
Lowkey
With how hated that set bonus was
Im surprised they brought it back
maiden sierra
i mean the entire midnight expansion just feels tone deaf
changes that make no sense based on the history of the game
thorn thorn
I wouldnt go that far
maiden sierra
all healers losing kick
thorn thorn
Most of the specs got pretty decent changes
But a few of them got some really questionable ones
maiden sierra
when they gave all healers kick because resto shaman was dominating high keys due to having an interupt
reversing changes
cant wait for a resto shaman m+ meta again
thorn thorn
30s cd kick which is greater than no kick
thorn thorn
As long as they actually change design to accommodate for being less kicks
It will be fine
But we all know what reality is
maiden sierra
reality is that they turned the whole game casual so that they could sell housing items in the in game store
thorn thorn
hpal hasnt been meta since the one season it was hilariously overtuned
thorn thorn
in S1
waxen oyster
when their damage was giga
thorn thorn
DF S1
Dam was good and it was new
But a good chunk were playing rsham that season too
maiden sierra
its healing profile was good as well
thorn thorn
Df S1 was the closest we had to an actual healer balance
Since then there has just been one turbo broken one
waxen oyster
yeah then aug ruined it
thorn thorn
Its not even aug this time
maiden sierra
was s1 DF not the season that had the most amount of healers quit due to the difficulty of healing?
thorn thorn
Disc was extremely op last season
and aug was legit dead in a bucket for half the season
maiden sierra
rshaman buff is bonkers
thorn thorn
Sky fury is just an insanely strong raid buff
maiden sierra
same for druid buff
thorn thorn
But I think zac is running a full physical comp (outlaw fury and feral) with a brew and rsham
thorn thorn
pretty based comp i wont lie
maiden sierra
man if the monk buff changed went through
id be so happy
see all the meta casters lose their spot on the pedestal
fuck mages
thorn thorn
I think even with the buff on average it would be weaker than chaos brand in raid 
waxen oyster
i guess rsham is also the only luster
that benefits from a melee comp
or benefits
besides hunter
maiden sierra
until you have a eleshaman
waxen oyster
i feel dragon’s main use in raid
thorn thorn
Time spiral
thorn thorn
And being a priest taxi
waxen oyster
and spiral
maiden sierra
honestly, i did and bro 1 shotted packs and i didint have fun all key
waxen oyster
but yeah dragon’s other use
ensuring your hpriest is less floorpov
on any movement boss
maiden sierra
i feel dragon’s main use in raid
their use is using deep breath through the raid group on sprocketmonger and wipe the team
or hover
waxen oyster
bruh the number of
thorn thorn
Dragons are terrorists
waxen oyster
”i fatfingered hover”
thorn thorn
Aug is making a return in midnight
waxen oyster
right after all my raidframes go boom
thorn thorn
after sprocket
past forum
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1428151064561061898/1428151109381525594/R...
many such cases
haughty flicker
I love how time spiral ranges from insanely powerful to completely useless depending on what class you are
maiden sierra
when evoker press time spiral
i press sprint
even if im standing still
i like sprint
thorn thorn
May as well right its free
maiden sierra
speed is life
speed is also death
the amount of times i launched myself off the map due to high velocity
thorn thorn
You see being an evoker player has its perks
I rescue my warlock for movement just enough times that he becomes reliant on it
waxen oyster
ngl i only noticed spiral
haughty flicker
"Remember you live because I allow it"
haughty flicker
Real
keen spruce
haughty flicker
Burst of speed went so hard
maiden sierra
when blizz made 2min cd sprint
i religously press sprint, if its not on cd im not alive
if i could play with sprint on 24/7
waxen oyster
maiden sierra
i would
haughty flicker
if i could play with sprint on 24/7
That's just outlaw
keen spruce
Burst of speed went so hard
I mean it was busted in pvp, but I really just liked it for world co tent
thorn thorn
if i could play with sprint on 24/7
Havoc
keen spruce
Content
thorn thorn
You are describing havoc
haughty flicker
I mean it was busted in pvp, but I really just liked it for world co tent
My two favorite uses for it were ashran and old raids
waxen oyster
ngl the number of times i've launched myself off a ledge due to high velocity on havoc
more than i should
thorn thorn
ngl the number of times i've launched myself off a ledge due to high velocity on...
Lots of baby dragons dont know about the glide bug
past forum
even if im standing still
u get extra shuffle steps in between gcds, which makes your finishers feel at least 20% more finishy
maiden sierra
Lots of baby dragons dont know about the glide bug
my favorite glide bug was on queen ansurek
when she did the pull and you press glide
and youre flying at the speed of light
maiden sierra
what
thorn thorn
Ok no cappy
Dragon is omega bis on warlock and priest
Glide is insanely good on both of those classes
haughty flicker
If they hadn't nerfed the glide speed for non evokers I'd be a dragon right now
past forum
i switched to dragon on my priest and it felt like a different class
maiden sierra
Glide is insanely good on both of those classes
counter offer: void elf
thorn thorn
3m cd for tele
haughty flicker
Dragon does it for free always
maiden sierra
the blink is hella good
thorn thorn
Glide has 0s cd
waxen oyster
i mean people went goblin on kj
haughty flicker
Also massive buff to dragons coming soon
waxen oyster
for a 2m
maiden sierra
yeah but damage passive and a no cast interrupt passive as well
haughty flicker
You can show visage on warband screen
thorn thorn
i mean people went goblin on kj
Dragon didnt exist back then
haughty flicker
No more ugly ass lizard staring at you when you log in
thorn thorn
They def would have played dragon on kj if it was available back then
waxen oyster
yeah imagine
haughty flicker
They would've gone dragon over goblin 100%
If it existed
Shits so good when its needed
Hell I wish these pugs in remix were all dragons right now
thorn thorn
Like playing dragon and having terrible tmog is 1000% a downside
waxen oyster
are they getting launched
thorn thorn
But you forget about it when you are a priest and your best form of movement is run slightly faster
maiden sierra
thankfully im not bothering with doing tomb in remix
haughty flicker
Any mythic group probably 3/4 of the people are dead 10 seconds into orbs
waxen oyster
its not even bad tmog you are just fem human
haughty flicker
they all die insta
waxen oyster
im a dh
haughty flicker
it'll be easy
waxen oyster
so
thorn thorn
Only raid im doing on remix is antorus
maiden sierra
im like what? 620ilvl?
thorn thorn
Because of scythe
waxen oyster
green scythe
maiden sierra
needing to google where the sidequests start
thorn thorn
even 1 max gear person kills bosses so fast that legit running to the boss takes longer than the fight
waxen oyster
only ilgy takes a second
maiden sierra
i love when we have those in lfr
waxen oyster
because you need enough blobs
maiden sierra
at what point do i start doing damage?
waxen oyster
compared to 740 people?
maiden sierra
i guess
maiden sierra
enough damage to do +30 keys for red mog
waxen oyster
win
maiden sierra
and do mythic raid for golden mog
thorn thorn
enough damage to do +30 keys for red mog
Have 1 740 tank in the group
Kess was boosting his viewers 3 at a time as a double tank
And it was still very quick and easy
maiden sierra
i went from having a dreadlord do all damage
to now firebomb doing same damage as him
when does bro lock inn 😭
thorn thorn
to now firebomb doing same damage as him
Are you using felspike
maiden sierra
maiden sierra
Are you using felspike
yes
keen spruce
royal lantern
i mean people went goblin on kj
tbf, that was a different situation
maiden sierra
Have you been putting points into your vers node <:garf:1320173032743899157>
yes, 8 times
royal lantern
you literally could not play KJ as priest/warlock withou being a goblin for some time
thorn thorn
Yea idk
royal lantern
thorn thorn
Yalls is broken then
past forum
yes, 8 times
8 down, 991 to go
thorn thorn
thorn thorn
https://tenor.com/view/wiemmamoucha-gif-11209033872251917961
I always found this gif interesting
Because he does that without even a helmet
He probably knows that if it hits the brain cage its lights out anyway
royal lantern
Because he does that without even a helmet
average construction worker
thorn thorn
Regardless of what he has on
royal lantern
they dont give a fuck
maiden sierra
if he wore a helmet he would not have tried this
keen spruce
He probably knows that if it hits the brain cage its lights out anyway
i dont' think there was a lot of knowing
anything
royal lantern
they are on 2 coffes, 4 energy drinks and their smoke break
keen spruce
before hitting a bomb with a hammer
royal lantern
no fucks left to give
keen spruce
yeah if you're smart enoug hto wear a helmet
you're smart enough to not hit a bomb with a hammer
thorn thorn
Real
royal lantern
like man, the stuff you see at a construction site
royal lantern
you think everyone is suicidal
royal lantern
when i started at my job, they told me that the guy that left my position open just regulary welded with no mask on construction sites because he didnt like wearing them, and tthen had to stop because of skin cancer and near full blindness
coral ibex
nah we're evolutionarily adapted to trying crazy shit
thorn thorn
if he wore a helmet he would not have tried this
Ok there is merrit to this theory
I asked my buddy who works in construction if he would hit a bomb with a hammer
coral ibex
humans can sustain and recover completely from injuries that would literally instantly kill most other animals
keen spruce
thorn thorn
humans can sustain and recover completely from injuries that would literally ins...
But can they survive dn
coral ibex
maiden sierra
ya guys think rome builders wore helmets?
royal lantern
maiden sierra
if i was a slave owner
id give my slaves helmets
slaves arent free
well unless you enslave the people
then they are free
i believe slaves should be free
then i could save cost on helmets
thorn thorn
maiden sierra
in this economy?
haughty flicker
thorn thorn
Yes this tree is made of wood
maiden sierra
well you can buy a slave without enslaving a person
keen spruce
well there's the opportunity cost of enslaving people too
so still not free for the enslaver necessarily
haughty flicker
keen spruce
nothing is free, put helmets on your slaves
maiden sierra
what do you think was the average cost of enslaving a man?
keen spruce
maiden sierra
and does it justify buying a helmet for you slave
thorn thorn
Ma the rogues are talkin about weird shit again
keen spruce
getting beat to death by the helmets you bought your slaves to keep them safe
maiden sierra
could be a weapon
thats what the whips were for
haughty flicker
i better not catch either of you running for public office
keen spruce
keen spruce
i better not catch either of you running for public office
these are glorpatheticals
thorn thorn
maiden sierra
i better not catch either of you running for public office
you dont want slaves to wear helmets for safety?
thorn thorn
humble verge
keen spruce
well i mean guild communication
humble verge
so im having a meeting with them on monday
keen spruce
calling a recruitment meeting a "booking" is crazy work
maiden sierra
godbless applying to a CE guild
keen spruce
sounds like you're renting a car
humble verge
calling a recruitment meeting a "booking" is crazy work
well
keen spruce
keen spruce
it's just the phrasing
humble verge
usually most ive had are spontaneous
keen spruce
made me giggle
humble verge
yea i get it
but its like
youre booking a meeting thru google calnedar
or whatnot
like a normal job interview
thorn thorn
You gotta sound professional at the start
keen spruce
just send em a few of those bunny giffs
thorn thorn
Then once they are stuck with you, you then reveal you are a massive shitposter
humble verge
no
i pretty much said in the app
how bad my sub was
and i think they could even see that on logs
keen spruce
well if your assas is good enough
then it don't matter
😄
I just said "i CAN play all 3 specs" but i'm not gonna
maiden sierra
how bad my sub was
just do what jarvis tells you to do
(copy lorgs cd timers and listen to clanker)
humble verge
main bridge
humble verge
remove this shit image
main bridge
mine is actually better
main bridge
maiden sierra
jesus i just realised i spent an entire 1.5 hours on yappin here
maiden sierra
thorn thorn
I just said "i CAN play all 3 specs" but i'm not gonna
This is the way
Told my guild I can play all evoker specs but only play aug even in the season it was terrible
Dev is stinky
maiden sierra
una
thorn thorn
<:pensivecowboy:861666275143319552>
humble verge
una
actually
you cant say "he"
you have to say "una / yaha"
thats my pronouns
humble verge
theyve been for like
humble verge
for months now
humble verge
and it's 25 uberscot reacts
4am EU
humble verge
whar
balmy condor
the fuck
keen spruce
Uber covered our tracks
maiden sierra
he did
balmy condor
nah bro
keen spruce
balmy condor
someones getting muted
humble verge
im literally
balmy condor
this channel has gotten far too brainrot
maiden sierra
balmy condor
I'm scrolling back up and reading this shit
humble verge
I'm scrolling back up and reading this shit
maiden sierra
@humble verge should we go to bed?
balmy condor
!mute @maiden sierra take the day off to get a good night of sleep and worry about hat costs for roman slaves
and uh
balmy condor
!mute @humble verge you can take the day off to relearn how to talk because you literally post more gifs from that rat than you talk in actual words
balmy condor
!mute @keen spruce should be less than the other two but if I do like 12h it's just gone by the time you wake up so you also get a full day for enabling all this shit
thorn thorn
Thoughts on my guilds sin rogue playing deathstalker on dimmy
haughty flicker
could be worse
thorn thorn
He was playing Fatebound but was talking about mixing it up and playing deathstalker because of the adds
balmy condor
kinda based if not for the fact that add damage is such a non issue
and deathstalker being like a billion % behind
thorn thorn
"Its not about the damage to the adds its about the funnel value"
thorn thorn
Idk either tbh but he plays sin more than me at this point
haughty flicker
i respect it though
balmy condor
"Its not about the damage to the adds its about the funnel value"
okay so we're losing 15% single target to get 1% back from funnel cause singular focus still doesn't work with caustic spatter
is he also playing an m+ build then for singular focus to actually funnel?
thorn thorn
He mentioned playing the M+ build and using vanish in P2 to dot the adds for the funnel dam
balmy condor
okay he's fully lost
haughty flicker
ok but lets look at the underlying cause here
are you guys struggling on platforms
to the point where hes hunting for extra damage
thorn thorn
Its a casual aotc guild so we got hard stuck on P2 for a while because of the add miniboss thing not dieing in time some how
haughty flicker
ah fair enough
thorn thorn
So he was considering just going full funnel but never ended up doing it
balmy condor
he's taking a single target hit of -15% for deathstalker, then taking another -30%ish on top of that for the m+ build, and then saying "but the funnel", which is literally one talent on deathstalker that might do like 4-5% maxed out on the platforms?
haughty flicker
ok perspective shifts
thorn thorn
haughty flicker
wow that ones cursed
drifting cloud
worth
thorn thorn
And he got folded up by a sin rogue 10 ilvl lower than him insanely hard
Spoiler
Spatter doing less damage than fok
New players are such an adventure
thorn thorn
just dont ask oxi about dathea
I didnt raid during that season
I have heard not good things of dathea
drifting cloud
rogue would usually stay down and afk on boss
and oxi was playing IC and iron wire
thorn thorn
Ok what do you mean by afk on boss specifically
By afk do you mean just existing down there doing nothing
drifting cloud
there were 2 platforms and you just sent half the raid up each time
thorn thorn
Or just hitting boss
drifting cloud
to kill some adds
drifting cloud
Or just hitting boss
yeah
thorn thorn
During amirdrassil I was in a guild with a rogue that wouldnt press kingsbane
fallow canopy
During amirdrassil I was in a guild with a rogue that wouldnt press kingsbane
He just didn't want to hurt kings
Leave them alone
thorn thorn
wtf were they doin then
Idk tbh
He streamed once and I didnt even see it on his bars
But he had it talented
main bridge
that's concerning
haughty flicker
in amirdrassil i played with a demo lock that clicked all his buttons
thorn thorn
I was gonna say something but I didnt want to be rude
haughty flicker
he was not the worst person in the raid either
thorn thorn
Ok no cappy sometimes clickers are pretty good
Depends on spec
We had a boomie that was a clicker and they would farm 99s
cunning needle
thorn thorn
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/783130420413202442/1430546217762426930/ez...
Ty
Adding this to my collection
cunning needle
fallow canopy
Lmao
cunning needle
thorn thorn
I have been informed that one is actually from Seliathans guild
haughty flicker
my hero
cunning needle
fallow canopy
k thats all i got
I'll take care of these gifts responsibly
thorn thorn
And an extra one for bonus
Fuckit 3
I have actually done that before
A few times on different classes
When I played sin that season I stepped to one cuz I didnt realize they hadnt targeted yet and you can imagine how that went
thorn thorn
In S2 my buddy rerolled his rogue to dracthyr
And every motherlode we did he would try to shove the bomb crawlers into me with the racial
cunning needle
tbh that was one of his good moments
we also have this
i'll let you guess what was happening
thorn thorn
"Baboon" is such a perfect fit for whats happening currently
cunning needle
he chose his name well
sudden hound
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/783130420413202442/1430546217762426930/ez...
how did moon get this to this discord
craggy hawk
guys what is the correct usage of netherprism in raid as fatebound? every 3 min with deathmark kb vanish?
balmy condor
yes
craggy hawk
could u pls explain why sometimes im getting enormous cdr on deathmark even without paladin cdr
smth like 20 seconds if im not mistakin
balmy condor
tier set bug
craggy hawk
and if its happening its better to hold kb for 20 seconds?
just to use it with deathmark or?
coral ibex
depends on the situation
sometimes just align with cold blood
sometimes hold for 1m DM
craggy hawk
by the word situation u probably mean dmg amp or downtime?
cant c any other big reason
balmy condor
kill time
fluid chasm
kill time
As an Assa Rogue, what debuffs do you track on Plater? My plates are a mess and I’m not sure what to blacklist.
balmy condor
personally? garrote, rupture, and that's it
deathstalker's mark, caustic spatter, and crimson tempest are handled with recoloring the plate
runic terrace
I highly recommend Whispyr's Plater profil!
fluid chasm
deathstalker's mark, caustic spatter, and crimson tempest are handled with recol...
well looks like i have to blacklist like 10 debuffs
fluid chasm
I highly recommend Whispyr's Plater profil!
where/how can i access the profile ?
balmy condor
!plater
prisma monolithBOT
Assassination Weakauras/Plater profiles:
Whispyr's Afenar Edit
Luxthos's Group
LE's Group
LE's Rogue Collection
Devlin's Group
Ceverion's Plater
Whispyr's Plater
balmy condor
Last link
sharp viper
we also have this
this is beautiful
cunning needle
no you are
jolly stirrup
we also have this
shell kraken
Antenna vs pacemaker, how do they perform if you do not catch all orbs?
Is there a "Antenna better if u catch atleast 90% of orbs"?
red schooner
Antenna vs pacemaker, how do they perform if you do not catch all orbs?
Is there...
You can sim with a miss chance so that'd probably be the best way to find out. I'm not entirely sure what the cutoff point would be.
analog field
I'd say around 20-25% they should be equal
but in most situations antenna is better as in general you don't miss that many orbs
crude wigeon
you can put the orb miss chance to like 70 and it still outperforms it i think
haughty pewter
I'd say around 20-25% they should be equal
Probably less, you might miss an orb or two to doing mechanics, but for the most part it's like a 90-95% thing. Dim orb stats are a lie, missing orbs while dragonriding from platform to platform are fake orbs, and the only real ones you miss are during p1 knockbacks
analog field
In dimi pace can be better but still probably irrelevant difference
haughty pewter
Is the cd on pace 1min? like it's not on use, but it seems to proc and last for 30s then off for 30s, then proc again exactly minute into the fight for 30s, so pushing dim at 2min would leave you without a pacemaker proc for first platform throwing it off prism charged deathmark, while antenna procs aren't ever guaranteed where you want them, they seem to happen enough on dim with the constant adds multiplying the orb count to really make it much more effective.
There are 3 pacemakers on top 100 dim compared to 70 antennas
golden loom
https://www.raidbots.com/simbot/report/wTHK9q55HZiAMMdBGmVk4y even at a 0% misschance which is unrealistic, the difference between pacemaker and antenna is really whatever, more people are gonna have an antenna though and just default to it instead of dinaring a pacemaker if they havent gotten it from vault at this point
haughty pewter
I get that, but thats a single target patch fight, on dim there's the potential for multiple orbs to spawn because there's 2 adds on your side P1, let's count nullbinders and the mini bosses on platforms, and just the boss p3.
But I've consistently seen 2-3 orbs spawn P1/P2, so the sim should definitely be a cleave add sim over a patchwork sim
nice rings btw, kinda jelly
golden loom
wait does target count matter for antenna? 
haughty pewter
Yes!
golden loom
https://www.raidbots.com/simbot/report/2MpBNfMqB49aY3q1Jbo8bJ I mean this is a 5 target patchwerk instead in full single target still
its still the same
haughty pewter
There's a chance for an orb to spawn for each target, I know for keys, I've hit like 7 orbs at once 35k extra crit is like 
golden loom
idk it doesnt mention anything regarding enemy target either, think thats just feelcraft 
maybe im wrong tho but idk where to factcheck
haughty pewter
Just from self-experience, the more mobs that you're in combat with, the more orbs that spawn. Like single target fights, one orb, multi-target, multi-orbs. It's just kinda self-evident after you play enough encounters with it.
golden loom
I cant see that not being implemented in sims, and the results are the same in a 10 target patchwerk in full single target, where pacemaker should get giga stomped if the antenna was just getting way more orbs than usual
haughty pewter
Maybe it's just an oversight, but i've definitely noticed. is there a raidbot discord to ask?
found it
analog field
It is weird not being mentioned on the item, kinda important I would say
I haven't felt it spawning 1000 orbs in m+
golden loom
yeah idk I really dont buy it 😄
main bobcat
solar wyvern
Just from self-experience, the more mobs that you're in combat with, the more or...
That is some wild cap. Otherwise youd have 5 orbs spawning every m+ pull
Im not sure the logic on antenna, but i could see it being a case of 4 orbs in a minute window, randomly spawned. Then back to back windows occur and youre in a drought.
Ive had no orbs for like 50 seconds, a ton of orbs, then no orbs. Ive also had 1 orb every 15ish seconds
I dont think mob density effects it since ive had the illustrious 6 orb cds occur in st
scarlet orbit
I got 6 orbs while flying to a dimi platform. Great that they can proc there
royal lantern
@spice spire
spice spire
Ty king
spice spire
<@226508540746006528>
Ty king
crude wigeon
Dimmy speaking:
"Orb."
"Orb."
"Orb. Orb."
Minigame find orbs in daddy dimmys big hand !
midnight atlas
if u dont abuse cd reduction is assa still better for nexus kind and dimensius?
royal lantern
its good on those fights because of 90sec windows being good
not because of the bug lol
sharp viper
if u dont abuse cd reduction is assa still better for nexus kind and dimensius?
sub is still very good on those fights
vestal wren
if you like sub, its good on all fights
if you like assassination, perfectly fine too
royal lantern
^
midnight atlas
im getting sensory overload on sub tbh
died to stupid shit in half a second checking unseenblade stacks or some other crap
grim jay
overcomplicating it
midnight atlas
i dont care what the sim says im gemming to get 40 crit 10 haste and 65% mastery.
OCDmaxxing
past bobcat
midnight atlas
yeah i guess shit green gear
whole snow
Just from self-experience, the more mobs that you're in combat with, the more or...
Antenna does not have a higher proc rate in aoe
Also lol ur the guy who gquit mid pull from Blas0ns guild
fallow canopy
gilded oasis
Antenna does not have a higher proc rate in aoe
dk spotted
gilded oasis
I got 6 orbs while flying to a dimi platform. Great that they can proc there
then none when you land, get pranked (this happens to me sadge)
balmy condor
Just from self-experience, the more mobs that you're in combat with, the more or...
Just doubling that is not how antenna works
sharp viper
Just doubling that is not how antenna works
stacking haste now cause more attacks = more antenna orbs = more crits
thorn thorn
https://tenor.com/view/patrick-star-binoculars-gif-10150805
What is dk man doing here
sharp viper
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/967079296038494228/1070114513543766167/...
is that Baboon going 9/11?
balmy condor
<a:mhm:1407297536363855954> stacking haste now cause more attacks = more antenna...
It’s not even a hasted proc 😩
whole snow
gilded oasis
What is dk man doing here
he thinks us rogues are cute
thorn thorn
Why are we speedrunning giving Whispyr an aneurism today
sharp viper
Why are we speedrunning giving Whispyr an aneurism today
wdym today?
thorn thorn
Why do we have to do it today
sharp viper
What is dk man doing here
surviving somehow
thorn thorn
Its saturday
gilded oasis
can't take a day off or his mental might get too weak
thorn thorn
Impossible
gilded oasis
gotta keep it on the back foot
thorn thorn
He gains his vigor from roasting people here
sharp viper
can't take a day off or his mental might get too weak
it's like vaccines but with dumb shit
thorn thorn
As long as this chat lives he will remain healthy
gilded oasis
do you guys think he thinks of us when he is trying to go to sleep
whole snow
gilded oasis
Ok i asked
sharp viper
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/967079296038494228/1070114513543766167/...
i love that the filename is 9_11