assassination

[coral ibex]

deathmark

[buoyant herald]

you bind it to vanish

[coral ibex]

no

[buoyant herald]

oh you said bleed

right

[coral ibex]

not for m+

[buoyant herald]

my bad

[mystic hornet]

How’s lily doing in fatebound raid build compared to forge and prism?

[buoyant herald]

since im on this right now

thoughts on araz vz nether for keys? nether is simming better by a wee bit but obviously a bit riskier to lose stacks on death etc

[buoyant herald]

currently simming right now but generally netherprism slightly better than lily for fatebound in raid

just waiting to see by how much...

[mystic hornet]

I got lily with my dinaar cause I unfortunately missed out on mythic frac kill but damn should have waited

We’re gonna kill frac tonight lol 🙁

[buoyant herald]

i was gonna buy antenna but snuck into a mates guild reclear and went up to soulhunters so now have decisions to make

[balmy condor]

lily is worse than prism on longer fights, better on like super short fights such as heroic, and both are infinitely better than forge cause forge is 2 min

[buoyant herald]

my sim is actually telling me to use lily + prism in raid

which is interesting

idk maybe not

lily lily prism might go bonkers for shorter fights

[balmy condor]

[buoyant herald]

that's over prism + sacbrood

[fallow canopy]

join us

[buoyant herald]

my reaction exactly

made me grow a tail and everything

[balmy condor]

a tail?

catboy or dogboy?

[haughty flicker]

hes uglyassdog irl

[buoyant herald]

uglyassdogirl would be a great new disc handle

[haughty flicker]

ugly ass do girl

[buoyant herald]

yeah, the interpretation is up to you

it works on multiple levels

really gets you thinking

[mystic hornet]

Well I’ll have to do my prism dance before raid tonight I guess

[buoyant herald]

but back to the point, im not gonna indulge your degen fantasies whispyr

[keen spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/buh-bee-bruh-gif-4580763730124008555

[buoyant herald]

i am a real human man, sorry

[balmy condor]

it's always "Whispyr put on the cat ears"

but never "Whispyr, I'll put on the cat ears"

[buoyant herald]

well im in the assass channel not the sub channel

[balmy condor]

this world is a prison

[coral ibex]

the world is a vampire sent to drain

[astral current]

did 9.57m dps on salh but the guy that uploads logs was in raid on remix

https://tenor.com/view/waah-waa-sad-wah-waaah-gif-25875771

[coral ibex]

...

just upload your own log?

[astral current]

literally nobody in our guild is recording logs except him cuz he always does it

[waxen oyster]

why are people on remix during raid hours

unless bench

but then you'd have another logger

[ivory flower]

any tips for nexus kings as rogue ? can we cloak kyveza like shadow ?

[coral ibex]

nobody is using the mrt option to start the log?

[ivory flower]

on mythic

[coral ibex]

in the entire raid?

or do you just not know you can upload a log after a fight

you dont have to live log

[astral current]

nah we just dont record logs cuz of him existing xd

[coral ibex]

lol

[waxen oyster]

not having multiple loggers on mythic

[coral ibex]

i dont believe you

[waxen oyster]

is a choice

[coral ibex]

that nobody else was logging

[balmy condor]

you can't cloak the ghosts, no

[coral ibex]

at all

[balmy condor]

can cloak basically everything else

[coral ibex]

most people have the mrt option on

[balmy condor]

but like idk

there's nothing special about the fight as a rogue

you just do the fight

[ivory flower]

ty

[astral current]

well, i'll ask but as i remember he's the only one

[coral ibex]

nobody in your raid uses a ui package from naowh or atrocity or anyone else that includes an mrt profile?

because they all have the mrt option toggled on

[astral current]

we do not really

[coral ibex]

and there's nothing in your World of Warcraft\_retail_\Logs folder?

[ivory flower]

do you know if lasers only target tanks or anybody can be targeted ?

[balmy condor]

anyone, that's why the strategies all revolve around baiting the beams

it's the hardest part of the fight

[coral ibex]

nothing in here?

[red schooner]

There's a requirement by the RL to be fully capped by wednesday

[astral current]

dude, do you really think that im that stupid and i dont know how logs work? xd

[haughty flicker]

wtf is going on with assa trinkets on dimi btw

[ivory flower]

yeah we kinda struggle, 30 pull, not more than 1min fight

[balmy condor]

there's 3 missing n00b

[haughty flicker]

who is out here using house of cards on dimi

[coral ibex]

well you claim that nobody in your raid knows how to turn on their logs

so yea

i do think you are stupid

[balmy condor]

carries :)

[coral ibex]

also you are linking heroic logs

which confirms you are stupid

good luck

lmfao

[balmy condor]

[astral current]

we just dont record logs cuz of the guy who does that like 100% of time xd

[balmy condor]

that escalated

[waxen oyster]

why are we linking private heroic logs

[haughty flicker]

its rank 61 tho

[waxen oyster]

what the helly

[astral current]

[balmy condor]

out of 61?

[haughty flicker]

out of 108 but like

if thats a carry

wtf were the rest doing

[balmy condor]

oh

bro just

[red schooner]

also being carried

[royal lantern]

getting carried

[balmy condor]

what the hell is this guys gear

lmao

[red schooner]

both our braincells lit up at the same time

[balmy condor]

this has got to be a reroll or something

[true pelican]

is there a way to consistently force the cdr bug on pull?

[balmy condor]

5 crafted pieces

[balmy condor]

no

[royal lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cuddle-cat-cuddle-cat-cuddling-gif-21947726

[haughty flicker]

i have 5 crafted pieces and its been my main all season

[balmy condor]

yah well

[true pelican]

ty

[balmy condor]

you're garbage

so

[red schooner]

This is a no bullying zone

[haughty flicker]

true

[red schooner]

wtf

[haughty flicker]

[main bobcat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1410629123319267368/1427369413971284158/keep_stroking.gif

[balmy condor]

brother I don't think you're able to speak on this matter after the horrors of your guild have been exposed numerous times

[red schooner]

yeah, so i'm already suffering enough

so i don't need more bullying

[coral ibex]

typical heroic guild antics, half of them get bored and play lemix and the other half farm heroic parses

[balmy condor]

stay outta this lil bro, real shitters are talking

[red schooner]

Still going at the requirement to fuckin' get capped on gear by wednesday

fucking

[balmy condor]

[haughty flicker]

[waxen oyster]

how does anyone enjoy remix

its just

collect cosmetics

log off until dailies reset

repeat

[royal lantern]

bro, our RL is happy when people get a full vault in week 3

[haughty flicker]

i have bad news

[red schooner]

ye i'm already capped

[royal lantern]

you can 1 shot raidbosses and +59 keys, so the reddit crowd loves it

[red schooner]

cos i had 435 gilded saved up in lower crests

[waxen oyster]

wasnt the reddit crowd also complaining

about borrowed power

[balmy condor]

you're required to get gear capped by wednesday meanwhile I'm AFK for 20% of the active fight time so we can hold DPS

[coral ibex]

yea remix is literally built for le epic reddit moments

[balmy condor]

we are not the same

[coral ibex]

DUDE I DID A +500 KEY!!!!

[red schooner]

i don't think i can do this another season man

i don't have it in me

[waxen oyster]

isnt reddit just neckbeards

or unemployed kids praising communism

[royal lantern]

borrowed power is bad unless its borrowed power they like, then its good

like tiersets

[red schooner]

tbf i'm either quitting raiding for a bit next expac or guild hopping, i tend to play this game in bursts anyhow.

[waxen oyster]

every person that glazes the amir tier set

when it did nothing but poop out damage

[buoyant herald]

its pretty boring but the mogs are goated so

i do it

[waxen oyster]

this

the actual gameplay is ass

[royal lantern]

ye, but you also get the mog stuff soooo fast

[buoyant herald]

yeah

[coral ibex]

someone told me they were doing remix for mog stuff

[royal lantern]

like

i had all the mounts when i finished 2 zones lol

[coral ibex]

and then i looked up the mog

[buoyant herald]

once i get all the tier and mounts im never logging in again

[coral ibex]

and i just went and got it in retail

because you can walk in and one shot bosses and dungeons in retail

right now

[waxen oyster]

yeah the only new things are the sargerei sets

and the illusion

[coral ibex]

why would i want to reroll and regear

[royal lantern]

there is some new stuff

[waxen oyster]

isnt one of the sargerei colors

[royal lantern]

but ye, if you allready did tmog/mount farming in legion

[coral ibex]

you can't get mage tower appearances

[waxen oyster]

like 100 wqs

[royal lantern]

its 80% old stuff

[waxen oyster]

or something

[coral ibex]

there's no reason to play lemix

at all

[royal lantern]

thats like 3 days of clearing the map of WQ

[waxen oyster]

the yellow one iirc is the most annoying

to get

[royal lantern]

or can be done in 3 hours if you just create alts

[royal lantern]

nah

all raids in mythic once

is a joke

[waxen oyster]

im mixing them up then

[royal lantern]

cus remix mythic raids are more LFR then LFR

boss just dies in 20seconds

[waxen oyster]

oh purple is 100 wqs

[royal lantern]

they had to change how ilgynoth works cus mythic ilgynoth hard walled the remix andy brain

[waxen oyster]

they changed the votw boss too

i think

she did not do the maze wall

when i ran it

[royal lantern]

she still does it

but bosses die in 10seconds

so lol

[waxen oyster]

oh must have bugged out

[royal lantern]

oh god

OH GOD

mythic eonar

with remix players

that will be a thing

[waxen oyster]

arent remix players just

[royal lantern]

19 people that dont know what they should do cus there is no boss to kill

[waxen oyster]

the average wow player

so dumb as bricks

[royal lantern]

yes

but also no

its the average wow player

but they did a afk farm for 19hours for rank999 vers

and developed a huge ego because of that

[waxen oyster]

ok if you degen remix

you need some sunlight

[royal lantern]

i follow @radiant raven advice: dont invite people with more then 200% vers

[waxen oyster]

200% vers

so you just take zero damage

from anything

because 100 dr

[radiant raven]

You can push it up to 300% now I think

[royal lantern]

nah it stops at 99% dr

[radiant raven]

200% last week was such a red flag

[waxen oyster]

oh no

[radiant raven]

Just increase it by 100% each week and avoid the scary people

[waxen oyster]

you take 1% damage

instead of 0

good thing passive heals dont exist

oh wait-

[radiant raven]

You need more than 200% for damage, anyway.

[royal lantern]

you run around with like 20% leech anyway

[waxen oyster]

yeah idk

remix players lowk dumber than classic andys

and thats a feat

like why am i collecting mogs that are 8+ years old

[humble verge]

there we go

just had to get chest from soulhunters

[umbral sierra]

!chainpull

[prisma monolith]

Explanation of why stealth benefits aren't as important as you might think:

• For starters, "Chain pulls" are NOT when the tank pulls a new pack with 1% hp remaining on the previous mobs. That is called "Bad Tanking", and it sucks for everyone in your party.
• Correct Chain pulls usually happen while the previous pack is still alive and not dangerous. This increases uptime on more targets, which is the biggest increase in DPS for the entire party. This is also the biggest reason why you see high key level players doing so much damage.
• Garrote is roughly 7-9% of people's damage in a key, most of which is already empowered/cleaved
• Most energy spreading will come from Rupture to maintain scent of blood, not garrote
• Without a Trace (+1 vanish charge) only grants roughly 2 additional casts across a whole dungeon, but does allow for holding vanish for large chain pulls which improves the quality of each vanish
• You can argue that it "feels bad", but numerically there is very little ground to stand on, the dps simply isn't there.

[waxen oyster]

did you not have a myth one

[humble verge]

no, i had crafted chest

since like

[frozen iris]

I still dont have myth track legs lol

[humble verge]

week 2

or 3?

[waxen oyster]

LMAO

[plucky patio]

!rik

[prisma monolith]

Rik Reverb Barrels (and similar spread cleave in raid)

• Not your problem.
• Assassination is the worst target swapping spec in the game, and we have no tools available to deal with the situation of priority spread cleave. Caustic can reach sometimes but similar to fire mage, the boss needs to be on top of the adds, causing caustic to often be out of range.
• If you're truly hellbent on swapping to barrels, hold your nearest darkest night and just slam a darkest night envenom into them and pray. If you're quick enough you can also pool combo points/energy and cast a rupture on a barrel to try and caustic off of them. This still will not do good barrel damage, again, the spec is doomed for it
• Another possible option would be talenting into Crimson Tempest by untalenting Bone Spike and Doomblade. This CAN TECHNICALLY provide a bit of barrel damage, but the spawns need to be immaculate and any difficult spawns will just result in no barrel damage again.
  With all that, the best advice we have for swapping barrels:
• Swap to Subtlety.

[coral ibex]

!richard

[prisma monolith]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/316923750073499648/1356363029951938700/image.png?ex=67ec4b02&is=67eaf982&hm=0780c2bf8a3eda7b622f455daac5267c32f3074f79ab55d181e8de68faf2a64e&=&format=webp&quality=lossless

[humble verge]

time to boil an ocean?

[humble verge]

hows dimmy going

did u also kill it on monday

[coral ibex]

no

15% p3

[humble verge]

[coral ibex]

keep having roster issues

people going on vacation

getting sick

etc

[main bridge]

always seems to happen more at the end of the season

[coral ibex]

one of our warlocks is applying to other guilds except we know ppl in those guilds so they're just sending us screenshots of his apps

[humble verge]

LMAO

thats hilarious actually

is it a guild whos killed dimmy or

[coral ibex]

yea

he mentions his autism in the first sentence every time

[humble verge]

rofl

[humble verge]

HAHAHAHAHAHAA

NO FUCKING WAY

😭

[coral ibex]

crazy work tbh

he's a fine player

[main bridge]

is it weird to mention autism? i feel like it's weird

[humble verge]

well like

[haughty flicker]

That goes hard

[humble verge]

i wouldnt mention it that early

id mention it later

[coral ibex]

weird for it to be literally the first thing you mention

[humble verge]

you could say it like

mid-app

or at the end

[haughty flicker]

ps I have autism

[coral ibex]

lots of people do

[humble verge]

well

[haughty flicker]

God damn tylenol

[humble verge]

time to do some recruit shit

[balmy condor]

tylenol timmy

[coral ibex]

we wanted to know if he mentioned it bc he brings it up at least once a week during raid

[main bridge]

[balmy condor]

making a neurological condition into a personality trait

is kinda weird

[coral ibex]

we prefer the term tylenol american

the more interesting thing about him is that he is missing parts of some fingers which makes keyboard use more challenging than for most people

[balmy condor]

bro legit where did you find this guy

[haughty flicker]

That is more interesting

But also wtf

[coral ibex]

the story of how he lost them is even funnier

[west gyro]

streets of dornogal are dangerous

[main bridge]

wait i think i know this guy

from the warlock discord

[balmy condor]

don't come to tazavesh tomorrow

[west gyro]

il stay away ty for the heads up

[waxen oyster]

what about people who make their sexuality their personality

alot of one dimensional mfs

honestly in 2025

[haughty flicker]

Tbf I almost lost a finger too once so I get it

A rabbit bit me when I was a kid

Nearly took the thing off

[balmy condor]

hey, as a bisexual man, I'll tell you right now that this is bi-erasure and I am actually QUITE offended tyvm

VERY MAD

[main bridge]

he's a nice guy

[waxen oyster]

People in general who make a part of themselves they had no control on

into personality traits

[quiet oriole]

Wait I thought whispyr was a cute cat girl

[balmy condor]

what about people who make playing rogue their entire personali... wait a minute

[haughty flicker]

Whispyr is whatever you want most

[coral ibex]

[haughty flicker]

Does glorp count as a personality

[main bridge]

[coral ibex]

i dont have a problem with him, its just funny how hard he shoehorns autism into everything

[balmy condor]

legit was just bowling one day and some guy walked up to me and went "are you the rogue guy"

I'm cooked

[main bridge]

to his credit i think i understand why he says that. he legitimately doesn't understand jokes and stuff

[haughty flicker]

Holy

[coral ibex]

he does understand jokes tho

i raid with him every week

[main bridge]

i guess i should say some jokes

[coral ibex]

although he did rip an absolute classic last weekend

in an alt raid

[balmy condor]

yeah, he understands joks alright if he's playin in nooj's raid

that shit the whole circus

on god

fr

[coral ibex]

"hey bro are you using the one button assist?"

[haughty flicker]

Just because he raids with a joke doesn't mean he gets them

[coral ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-explosion-explodes-cat-explodes-gif-10131775219258044191

[balmy condor]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-tennis-cat-meme-brick-cat-cat-brick-gif-1174694866650002420

[coral ibex]

i raid with a paladin who changed his custom nickname on raid frames and MRT to PeePeePooPoo

nothing we do is serious

[oak tangle]

Fuck me

[balmy condor]

are you telling me peepeepoopoo isn't taking himself seriously?

[balmy condor]

maybe I will

[oak tangle]

My neighbors are doing yard work

So I’ve gotten 2 hrs sleep

And the dumbasses doing yard work are do rhythmic on off of the fucking power tools

It’s 7:30 am

Shut the fuck up

[coral ibex]

he's usually a ret but is playing holy because our roster is so fucked atm

literally allowing us to pull the boss

[thorn thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/scout-gif-25786536

[hexed harbor]

https://tenor.com/view/rakai-rakai-studio-rakai-gif-rakai-max-rakai-rap-gif-14162875812429911461

[balmy condor]

mood

[coral ibex]

just hit 96 def

[thorn thorn]

Most people with real autism wont be mentioning it every chance they get because unless they are taught about social politics they are so clueless about everything that they just seem rude and shallow

Someone I work with has real autism and its lowkey kind of annoying

[main bridge]

REAL AUTISM

are we gatekeeping autism now

i feel like if you have "real autism" then you understand it is a spectrum

[thorn thorn]

Because he interprets "huh" not as a "i didnt hear you" to "i didnt understand the question"

[thorn thorn]

I dont count self diagnosis

[coral ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-cat-huh-m4rtin-huh-huh-meme-what-cat-gif-5834484041415217257

[little tulip]

idk long term thinking is harder for people on the spectrum

the hand wavey answer of i have a bit of the tism is fine if you parse what they're putting down iykwis

[thorn thorn]

Pretty much

[little tulip]

even though sometimes it do be feeling like they're not parsing either

[thorn thorn]

The effects are varied between "touched" by the tism and holy shit this person is actually a robot

My coworker is actually a robot

When he thinks something is funny he never laughs he just says "I find this very humorous"

[little tulip]

we had a freshman who reminded everyone that he helped run a store about once a week

[oak tangle]

I’ve got close autistic friends those mfuckers are actually so cruel with insults

So I think it actually a valid thing to put up front when you plan to interact with a social aspect of a guild

[thorn thorn]

With the frequency stated I have my doubts but the cases are usually universally different anyway

I say "real autism" in the sense of actually diagnosed

[little tulip]

idk autism was a granular descriptor 15 years ago and now it's too vague

[thorn thorn]

People for some reason self diagnose mental disorders as if that makes them somehow more interesting

[oak tangle]

I mean it’s worse when the coping mechanisms they learn don’t lead well, they try and fit in and their attempts to emulate normal empathy and other emotions don’t hit right

It could also be from the opposite side and they’ve been abused / made fun of and don’t want that again so put it up front

[thorn thorn]

Perhaps

[oak tangle]

Alround a bunch of good reasons to mention it on an application

[little tulip]

it's like how hyperactivity in the 80s eventually turned into add adhd

[thorn thorn]

Very true

Or how being paranoid turned into being schizo

[oak tangle]

I’ve got adhd, which is a wild thing to say, cause according to hyperactivity that ain’t me, but I hyper fixate and I have no motivation

[thorn thorn]

ADD then

[oak tangle]

That’s a misnomer, it’s all the same condition

Same treatments

[thorn thorn]

The most extreme was someone I met that was a textbook example of bpd

By far the most volatile individual I have ever met

[oak tangle]

My ex had bpd

[thorn thorn]

Unlucky

Genuinely cannot reason with those people because of it

[oak tangle]

You’d go from talking her down from suicide to ‘you don’t care about me’

[humble verge]

well

that was the last time i talked with my guild

we did 2 league games

and now its basically over ig

[thorn thorn]

That kind of swing is with everything

[humble verge]

on my way to send out 10s of applications

[thorn thorn]

How did you get yourself gkicked

[oak tangle]

Complete disinterest to the most affection. Was a wild ride

[balmy condor]

????

[thorn thorn]

Strong victim complex?

And just general inability to take accountability

[oak tangle]

Not so much

[haughty flicker]

Bro played two games of league and started shouting slurs in raid chat

[thorn thorn]

Not bad, unfortunate though

This guy was legit a textbook example of the disorder

He hit the extreme version of every single syndrome

And he was frankly just kind of a headache

[thorn thorn]

My GM when me and my homie start playing sett adc and skarner support

Im sure if I actually played league this would make sense to me

[humble verge]

the guild is basically disbanded

we are not reclearing

like last raid was today

[balmy condor]

because of a league game

[humble verge]

nono

but like

we were 10 people after the raid

who did 2 custom games

we had already planned it at the start of the raid

but no, we have 3 officers - 1 of them being the GM/RL not having the time or can pull in the effort anymore to raid

and idk about anyone actually stepping up so

[thorn thorn]

Bro doesnt know about context clues

[humble verge]

i dotn give context

i just write dawg

[balmy condor]

what does any of this have to do with leauge

[thorn thorn]

The info you gave us implied that it was related to the league games

[thorn thorn]

But this is just lame vro

[humble verge]

oh

like

[thorn thorn]

What on earth

[little tulip]

respectful crits from a ranged fella

[humble verge]

i was meaning

after finishing the league games its the last tiem im probably in voice with them

was my intention ig

idk

maybe i am autistic

🤨

[thorn thorn]

Man

here I was hoping you were gonna have an awesome story

About how you got gkicked over league games

[humble verge]

nah lol

if i were gkicked

it wouldve been a long time ago

[thorn thorn]

But instead I just got a cup of depresso

I didnt even pay and I want a refund

[humble verge]

sorri

https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTZjMDliOTUyc2M0YWxsZmNvbGQ1azN2NGRjZmY5NmRnZnZpZmszcHMzNnlnMWN5YSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/SHaEVN9cmuFYSMHnea/giphy.gif

[oak tangle]

just tell your next guild that your previous one disbanded over league games

[thorn thorn]

damn

jk ily

[humble verge]

will do

[thorn thorn]

Find a hof guild

Surely you get into one

[humble verge]

well ive already applied for one

[oak tangle]

mans out here, applied for more wow guilds than i've applied for jobs

[humble verge]

noob

[thorn thorn]

How many guilds have you applied to

[oak tangle]

i need a job like whispyr, WFH in gaming, but my ass is shit at english

[oak tangle]

0

[thorn thorn]

guildless???

[humble verge]

then are you raiding

🤨

[oak tangle]

i joined a guild in 2018 that my friends were already in, over the years i am become officer

[humble verge]

gaming

[thorn thorn]

Gamer

I have applied to too many

[oak tangle]

i joined a second guild, also friends runnign it

[thorn thorn]

I typically leave because some shit happens and I leave insta

Like that one racist stormrage guild I trialed for

[oak tangle]

so both my guilds atm were applicationless

[thorn thorn]

And found out the day of my trial

That was a fun one

[oak tangle]

but neither are CE / prog

[thorn thorn]

Im in this casual guild from tichondrius

1 day raiding and very casual aotc prog but good vibers

It took a timeframe that physically hurt my soul for us to clear dimmy

[oak tangle]

i joined a CE guild, with the intention to raid CE in TWW back at end of DF, then just didn't apply to their teams

[humble verge]

gamer

[thorn thorn]

Bro is suffering from success

[humble verge]

well the thing is

i didnt even apply to the guild im in

i got poached

[oak tangle]

no one tries to poach me, rip

[thorn thorn]

thats a good thing

[oak tangle]

this one time, when i was trying to recruit for our raid team, i whispered a promising looking monk, turns out it was an alt of one of our officers

[thorn thorn]

[humble verge]

how you dont catch this is hilarious

[oak tangle]

it was rio recruiting, and they werent in guild

i messaged with something like "I see you're after a casual guild with heroic raiding, sounds like a perfect fit for you"

[humble verge]

lol

[thorn thorn]

Fellas you can choose to delete one

Havoc or aug players

Which one

[balmy condor]

havoc

[oak tangle]

there you go, was the pic she sent me lol

[fallow canopy]

Aug

[thorn thorn]

[fallow canopy]

[thorn thorn]

1 for each

Yall are actually picking my main for next xpac

Do I be an aug or a dh main

[oak tangle]

aug could be cool, you know complex decisions about who to prescience

[thorn thorn]

Dont lie to my face I already play the spec

[waxen oyster]

aug

[oak tangle]

with no addons, you'll have everyone ripping a fat cooldown calling it out like this

https://tenor.com/view/finding-nemo-seagulls-mine-gif-14807727

[thorn thorn]

If only

EM is being split across the entire raid now

[oak tangle]

they should lock access to the aug spec behind completing the dev / pres mage towers

[thorn thorn]

So its just proximity mastery and prescience targeting

They should lock access to aug to people that press 1 button every 2 seconds

[oak tangle]

i actually played some aug, it is fun in keys to maintain EM uptime

there is something there

[thorn thorn]

Its a fun spec when you dont have cringers telling you it needs to be deleted

[oak tangle]

raid is dogshit tho, so maybe the change helps, your get to prescience hopefully good peeps, and work on maximising the EM on all

[haughty flicker]

If it got deleted people wouldn't be able to complain about it needing to be deleted

Would be a win win

[oak tangle]

i don't actually understand most peoples issues with it

or at least in a world where details isn't the addon and attributions can go to the aug in in house damage meter

[main bridge]

aug still not implemented in the new Blizzard meter last i checked

[waxen oyster]

i mean

blizz cant even get their game to work on reset

you think they can do a damage meter

[oak tangle]

my friend was having lua errors thrown by blizzard ui stuff

[digital venture]

anyone having issues with cartel chips?

[oak tangle]

i think it was sanguine

[thorn thorn]

Back when it had unhealthy traits for the game

Its fine now

They just need to rework how the damage crediting calculates so it can actually be on their damage meters without nuking the performance

[desert vault]

Did the servers just go down?

Oh nvm

[buoyant herald]

Lots apparently, I had no probs though

[knotty vapor]

before i complain, carnage doesn't prioritize elites right?

im tired of losing all my dps because my dots went to a bunch of shit that died instantly (assuming this is the case)

[digital venture]

is there a way to fix or just wait and cry?

[thorn thorn]

SD pad

[knotty vapor]

at least in midnight i can just spam 1 ability to dot shit up

thjank god

[brittle garnet]

Hey stupid question do we keep x2 Crafted items cuz of the embellishments ?

[humble verge]

yes

sims will always say be that embellishment is gud

[pliant remnant]

[buoyant herald]

Wait and cry, as is tradition

[balmy condor]

Run the dungeon

If it fixes it, gg

If it doesn’t, put in a ticket and wait

[severe meadow]

I got declined from 4 10s in a row earlier today

[brittle garnet]

Thanks G ❤️

[severe meadow]

I logged back off and got on battlefield 6

[pliant remnant]

[severe meadow]

That’s a sign

[brittle garnet]

What embelishments u got bby

[humble verge]

whats yor scor

[humble verge]

the standard

[severe meadow]

Like 2960 or something

[humble verge]

bruh

[severe meadow]

I’ve done all 12s, I just don’t care to push higher

[humble verge]

i usually just write

just need to do my weeklies and get some crests

but then again

i also add

[thorn thorn]

Playing rogue

Unlucky

[humble verge]

"3,5k main on alt"

[severe meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/boy-kisser-boykisser-boy-kisser-speech-bubble-boykisser-speech-bubble-speech-bubble-gif-4169251036245788516

[humble verge]

https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTZjMDliOTUyc2M0YWxsZmNvbGQ1azN2NGRjZmY5NmRnZnZpZmszcHMzNnlnMWN5YSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/SHaEVN9cmuFYSMHnea/giphy.gif

[thorn thorn]

I decline rogue players tbh

I assume they are outlaw

And I dont want outlaw players in my keys

[humble verge]

lol

[severe meadow]

Based

(I would never touch outlaw)

[thorn thorn]

Sub players too tbh

Sub players are smelly

[severe meadow]

I played sub for a small amount of prog

[thorn thorn]

SMELLY

[severe meadow]

And I think a little m+ at the start of season

I had my monthly shower a few days ago ty

[thorn thorn]

Do you bank showers like rat nose

[severe meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-shower-gif-11018341

[thorn thorn]

If you wanna get invited to keys then dont play rogue

Its that shrimple

[severe meadow]

Or….

I raid log and play RuneScape / battlefield 6 instead

https://tenor.com/view/yes-gif-8323241461152649311

[thorn thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/uglydog-ugly-dog-gif-27377196

Or

You reroll fdk

[severe meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/brain-gif-338783462287106063

Invited to every key

[balmy condor]

I rerolled fdk and they called me slurs and said I was degen for fotm chasing and kicked me from a +5

What do I do now

[jaunty sky]

Run your own key

Or log off

Actually 2nd might be better

[weary stump]

you double down and apply to the same key on your rogue and then call them fotm chasers then leave

[balmy condor]

Oh heavens no

Twitter is for porn and neo-nazi’s

I will not engage with the Twitter crowd

[devout steppe]

did they fix assa bugs ? strange seeing it so high on rankings

[balmy condor]

Opened twitter for work the other day and the first three posts on my feed was a guy saying Obama was made president by a conglomerate of Arab banks and Saudi donors in order to keep down the white population, followed by a guy pushing a cryptocurrency where the value is based on investing via tracking the stock movement from Nancy Pelosi, and then the third was just bare ass tits and an onlyfans link

God bless Twitter

[balmy condor]

The newest wowhead article has some explanations

You can read the blurb there

[devout steppe]

thanks

[humble verge]

these logs makes sense

[balmy condor]

Parses are within spec uber

[grand trail]

Will give assa spin next week as sub really fall off, wish my two mythic rings arent vers mastery now

[humble verge]

wdym

[balmy condor]

You responded to a guy saying assa is really good on rankings by posting a picture of your parses, which only compare to other assa rogues

Your picture has 0 relevance to what they were saying

[humble verge]

yes

[balmy condor]

Fair enough

[humble verge]

https://tenor.com/view/seal-silly-funny-funny-seal-stick-tongue-out-gif-5394690607051197505

but damn

forge logs wont ever be as good as they were

what was it they removed

cause my details was ofc showing 7,6 or something

[balmy condor]

P3 adds and intermission adds

[humble verge]

ah alright

i dont do anythng to the collectors anyways

[balmy condor]

Collectors are not removed

The attendants are

[humble verge]

well

thsoe i just dot em to have energy for collectors then

[balmy condor]

Correct

[iron vigil]

Is this cursed stone Idol any good for mythic plus? I see bloodmallet has it high for 5+ targets but it sims low.

[humble verge]

if you have nothing else

just use it

but idk

[balmy condor]

It’s an on-use if you don’t have an on-use

[humble verge]

better usage trinket

[balmy condor]

Probably like 3rd or 4th in line to use for m+

After the usual suspects

Prism and forge and stuff

[iron vigil]

Thank you, I will stick with the Prism.

[balmy condor]

Oh well yeah that’s much better lmao

[iron vigil]

Trying to spend my cartel chip

[thorn thorn]

You forgot about the third group

The wow players that insist addons dont play the game for them

[severe meadow]

One button rotation meta coming up

[thorn thorn]

very true

[visual sun]

since I'm very unlucky w/ rings, u can use double crafted rings ye?

[wise plover]

yes

[severe meadow]

You can use all crafted gear, I don't think anyone would stop you

:-3

[thorn thorn]

:3

[severe meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-15677826050545973054

[thorn thorn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/373624398231371788/1082007204653174784/cats.gif

Im tryna summon the alpha build

Dont think it worked

[pliant remnant]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/720763953449271308/1092188888287674388/cuter_cat_story.gif

[haughty flicker]

Wtf

[thorn thorn]

[wise whale]

did yall play prism or forge on SH? (bleed build)

[fresh hornet]

Did the assa opener change?

[coral ibex]

no

[fresh hornet]

i'm seeing alot of rogues starting with garrote on top

[coral ibex]

that is correct as fatebound

[hoary fulcrum]

for mythic dimmy... i see rogues SS to right where they got the knocked. i always go center.

is there a tech I should know about?

[coral ibex]

they are shadowstepping another player

[hoary fulcrum]

OH

i see

interesting

im bad

[fresh hornet]

Why? we're not using improve garrote

i dont get it

[coral ibex]

because you need to apply garrote and there's no need to ambush

[balmy condor]

Forge probably slightly better if you’re getting one set of CDs in execute, if your guild is slower than a stoner swimming in glue, prism is probably a bit better

[fresh hornet]

So, we still vanish+Envenom?

[coral ibex]

idk what you mean by that

[balmy condor]

For fatebound? Or what

[fresh hornet]

FB

[balmy condor]

!dj

[prisma monolith]

Vanishing On Fatebound

• you vanish for double jeopardy, a Fatebound talent
• this causes your next flip to flip an additional coin, and this coin can be an edge-case coin
• because of this, you want to vanish when you know the next flip is an edge-case flip
• edge case flips happen as a result of pressing deathmark, kingsbane, or the two envenoms afterwards which are affected by cold blood. You can vanish before ANY of these flips.
• you should be vanishing every 3 minutes, lining up with every other deathmark, and this will also align with netherprism every 3 minutes for maximum burst

[mild tiger]

Double on use is no bueno, right?

I got araz and prism

[balmy condor]

It’s not awful but it’s not great

[mild tiger]

Dang

[balmy condor]

You’ll see it in logs because sub rogues are rerolling and brainrotted about double on use

But assa doesn’t really make good use of it

[fresh hornet]

Thx, Whispyr

[coral oracle]

!macro

[prisma monolith]

With this you will not accidently use more than 1 charge of tea if youre spamming:

/cast Shiv 
/castsequence reset=5 Thistle Tea, null

Use this to cast cold blood with Kingsbane, which is optimal for Fatebound. The order does not matter, as Cold Blood is only consumed on Envenoms.

#showtooltip Kingsbane
/cast Cold Blood
/cast Kingsbane

Assassination uses no other macros aside from standard Deathmark+Potion+Racial+Trinket

[mild tiger]

There’s a few bosses I want to play assa on recllears and yeah, I am brain rotted from playing sub

[balmy condor]

Welcome back to spec that does damage outside of CDs

[mild tiger]

I did the mistake of taking Sigil with my dinars

As I wanted to play outlaw too

[coral ibex]

HUH

[mild tiger]

[coral ibex]

mods, send him to brazil

[fresh hornet]

?

[mild tiger]

They gave

[fresh hornet]

damm

i'm brazilian

[mild tiger]

My hunter

Sigil

So he gets

Free upgrade on crests

[coral ibex]

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/youre-going-to-brazil

its just a meme

[haughty flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/crane-brazil-grab-poor-car-gif-17372636

[mild tiger]

No pls I don’t wanna go to Brazil

[fresh hornet]

dont worry. We dont want you here

[fresh hornet]

its a meme that means something to you guys

[coral ibex]

if i took every meme about fat americans personally i'd have gone postal many years ago

you will be ok

[fresh hornet]

but you cant be bad if its true LOL

mad*

[balmy condor]

At least we know when to vanish 15 weeks into a patch

[fresh hornet]

(We still)

[mild tiger]

There is absolutely no way of refunding my cartel chips right 😐

[balmy condor]

Nop

[mild tiger]

I’ll be trying the support way and tell em it was my dog

Nah well

It is what it is then

[cunning needle]

we made it a voice channel

[balmy condor]

Why is the bit rate so high

[cunning needle]

because brazil

[balmy condor]

Shouldn’t it be low

[cunning needle]

oh true

leme fix that

thanks

[haughty flicker]

brazil famous for its high bitrate

[hexed harbor]

I’m hoping rogue is good in midnight, if not then my meta cuck brain will want to transfer over to something higher in tier cause fomo

[humble verge]

im prolly not swapping off rogue any day

[hexed harbor]

I’d be down for sub to be good so I can try that out

Assa is fun and all but sub and outlaw sound more fun rn

[humble verge]

if only you could experience legion sub

but then again

hurr durr fun involved, blizz no like

[hexed harbor]

Fun? What’s that?

[marsh fjord]

They are adding hall of fame to the new delve boss in midnights

Thats kinda pog

[haughty flicker]

it does go hard

but its going to be like

900 blood dks

and 100 of some other tanks

[balmy condor]

Surely they make it by class or spec or something

[haughty flicker]

i really hope they make it per class

[balmy condor]

And it won’t be cheesed

[haughty flicker]

but yeah i doubt they do

so its just bdk

gg

[balmy condor]

It’s a sick idea but it feels kinda silly to just slap it on everyone and call it a day

[humble verge]

first 200 to kill it on t12

[severe meadow]

Said this same thing in our guild chat

Just will be tanks

[pliant remnant]

Just tricks Brann

EZ PZ

[haughty flicker]

valeera*

also she'd just tricks you back

[humble verge]

im glad they arent using brann again

but then again

i need to farm him to level 100 now for the toy

[rain mortar]

I’ve always thought it is weird how in pvp “rank 1” or the title is dependent on your spec but not in any other content

[humble verge]

hmmm

its 430am almost

[marsh fjord]

I remember me pulling 150 times ky'veza delve boss in the start of the season

was really fun 😄

[humble verge]

i think i did at like

715

cause i cba doing it early

[marsh fjord]

i think i was 683

[haughty flicker]

it was fun early ye

[marsh fjord]

what was max item level again before season 3

[haughty flicker]

i wasnt gonna bother doing it first week but then i saw tettles did it

and i'll be damned if i lose to a boomkin

[marsh fjord]

haha yeah tettles was also loosing his mind he was climbing through his window and ran in his backyard

was funny 😄

[humble verge]

684

[humble verge]

@winged sun are u not gamering anymore

[drowsy lotus]

Did they fix Assas bugs?

How is it top in raid

[balmy condor]

Read the wowhead article

There’s a section I wrote about it

[coral ibex]

new article by pooks?

[drowsy lotus]

Can I have a link pls? I don’t think I saw it in the pins

[drowsy lotus]

Ty appreciate it

[old obsidian]

what happen up 15!

[balmy condor]

I’m getting Deja Vu

[snow hamlet]

👍

[hollow talon]

is delves good for farming crests or nah

[jolly stirrup]

I think that depends. Do you struggle with M+? Then yes, I would say so, if not, i would say slamming +12 keys is the way

I am more or less bottlenecked by valor stones, since I only have 1 char I use I cant transfer, so I need to farm these as well

[snow hamlet]

ez farm

[coral ibex]

valorstone farm meta is to time keys which are score for someone in the party

for a 50% bonus

[waxen oyster]

if you hoarded maps it was really good

20 per map and i went through 3 this week

[red schooner]

Huh, I thought it was only a once a week reward

[waxen oyster]

Well this is how it works

each week has its own map quota

so 2 resets ago, you got the map then used it to have the buff active

then last week you looted another map without completing a delve

So this week the first t11 i did i got 20 then the 7 gilded from the t11 itself

Then i used last week's map to have the buff for another t11, and since i still didnt loot a map this week i was still eligible to loot another.

@red schooner the tldr is you can only loot one per week but the game doesnt require you to use it that week

So 27x3 or 71 gilded, +you get 15 runed per t11 so you got 45 runed from those 3 runs and converted for another 15 gilded, so 86.

[hollow talon]

is this a map item

have no idea how delves work

[waxen oyster]

that summons kyveza

and she drops it when you either get her to 50%

or she kills you

[jolly stirrup]

At this point in the season everyone has all keys timed as +12 I don't care enough about my RIO to push more higher keys So I stick to +12 keys and some questing to get my valor stones

[waxen oyster]

me with 1900 valorstones and 2 100 items still

with only 1 item left to upgrade

[jolly stirrup]

Sharing is caring i heard

[waxen oyster]

idk valorstnes drop like candy

i think i hit 729 maybe with one more 12

[jolly stirrup]

I will hit 727 when I upgrade all i have

[haughty flicker]

i will have 6 crafted pieces

[jolly stirrup]

[haughty flicker]

a hero track chest

and a 704 prism on sub

[waxen oyster]

grim

[haughty flicker]

progging nk btw

[jolly stirrup]

Strong

[waxen oyster]

our dk bought stone idol

from the wrong vendor

[jolly stirrup]

We will reclear today and maybe finally hit Fractillus

[haughty flicker]

prism given to a random dk that it doesnt even sim as an upgrade for btw

[jolly stirrup]

Lmao

[waxen oyster]

i forget that trinket is good for some specs in keys

i wanna be lazy and play pace tbh

[waxen oyster]

wait is it champ

not even hero

[haughty flicker]

ive done heroic fract every week btw

[waxen oyster]

i feel you take the L

and play lily

or is champ still better

somehow

[haughty flicker]

i play lily on assa but the champ still sims better on sub

although that sim is old as fuck by this point

should double check

[waxen oyster]

yeah i mean

assa has better logs on nk now

unless your team balls on platform

[haughty flicker]

my raid team has a history of being completely unable to kill adds

but with turbo boost platforms are probably fine

i hope

[waxen oyster]

yeah i mean

people say

everyone else go st

that never happens

[jolly stirrup]

Full Myth Lily sims better than HC Prism

[buoyant herald]

Myth prism was about +1% over myth lily for me

[haughty flicker]

myth prism is 60k over lily for me

whatever % that is

but on sub the champ prism shits on lily

or did like i said

[buoyant herald]

About the same I guess, that 1% was 58k

[haughty flicker]

now i have myth antenna so maybe lily + antenna wins

will resim tomorrow

wouldve just bought prism but guild decided we just arent going to reclear dh ever

so boots it is

[buoyant herald]

I still am missing antenna, dunno what my 3rd buy will be though

[haughty flicker]

i pray to god prism is in my vault finally

then i spend dinars on transmog like a true gamer

[rotund oak]

ye thats not happening

[hollow talon]

can i only get 1 drop per week from this?

[jolly stirrup]

I don't think you can buy the boots

Unless i am wrong?

[waxen oyster]

if you didnt have one from prior week

[haughty flicker]

i already have so

i think you might be able to buy them

[jolly stirrup]

Of ypu can buy them there is no point in reclearing DH

If you*

Jesus I had a stroke

[haughty flicker]

you can buy every trinket, no point reclearing anything

[jolly stirrup]

Real

I still need Belt and Ring from Plexus though

[haughty flicker]

i have the ring at least

using crafted belt atm though

[red schooner]

The more you know! I just did a map every week because dealing with brann being an idiot felt easier than dealing with m+ pugs being idiots

[waxen oyster]

they are

especially since hatarang trucks

[quiet oar]

I feel like the Chef Hat from Brann

Just one shots the enemy

[red schooner]

Yeah, just need to deal.with him pulling mobs sometimes

[quiet oar]

You know what you can deal with

[red schooner]

Brann pulling extra mobs

[quiet oar]

No Deez nuts

[red schooner]

[jolly stirrup]

I have the opposite crafted ring and a M+ Belt

Well I have Plexus Ring in HC, still waiting for Priory Ring Myth Track in vault

[quiet oar]

Just craft one

Thats what i did

[red schooner]

Same, 4 crafted pieces now

[quiet oar]

I only have 2

[red schooner]

Wrist, OH dagger, neck and ring for me

[quiet oar]

Ring and Dagger for me

but im sub so more limited to stats

[red schooner]

I wanted to sub but I'm also bad at things and my one trick pony ass ended up back as sin

[quiet oar]

tbh

I think sin has a lot of value in P3

with execute

[subtle tundra]

no

[quiet oar]

Gamer Varas said no

So its useless

Back to the drawing board discomb

[red schooner]

I just couldn't play sub at a level where I felt comfortable

Specs fun, I'm bad at things

[quiet oar]

Hey Bad at Things, im tiramil

[jolly stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/boo-gif-19787475173016375

[red schooner]

That's it, I'm going to start spreading misinformation about you rerolling to ret next expansion

[nova kelp]

wdym misinformation? he is

[quiet oar]

I dont even have a Paladin

[red schooner]

He's made three paladins for splits I've heard

[quiet oar]

[nova kelp]

I saw them

it's no shame, paladin are fun, between the discord shutdowns

[quiet oar]

Bro is from 1909 how are you still alive !?

[quiet oar]

I could just deny these allegation with not buying the next expac

[nova kelp]

that new pally in your guild suddenly be looking mighty sus

[quiet oar]

Which i havent yet

[red schooner]

Ret pally on private servers? Weird choice

[quiet oar]

But if you are bad at things

arent you also bad at spreading misinformation

[nova kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/princess-bride-you-keep-using-that-word-i-do-not-think-it-means-what-you-think-it-means-gif-9201569

[jolly stirrup]

Genes

[quiet oar]

Understandable

[nova kelp]

maybe 1909 is a nod to the founding of the boy scouts

[jolly stirrup]

Close

[quiet oar]

Maybe its his kill count

[jolly stirrup]

[nova kelp]

it's howmany boyscouts you've killed?

[jolly stirrup]

No I used to be a big football fan, Borussia Dortmund. They were founded in 1909

[nova kelp]

I don't think that's it

[quiet oar]

nah

Maybe its how many rets he has played

[jolly stirrup]

I've been playing WoW for 3 months

I only have my Assa

And a lvl 30 evoker

[nova kelp]

so not ONLY then

LIAR DETECTED