#assassination

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coral ibex
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its so cringe

severe meadow
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Yeah

waxen oyster
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maybe we get 3:30 loom kill

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in turbo

drifting cloud
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by good guilds? easily

severe meadow
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We’re not reclearing anymore

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Sucks

drifting cloud
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r1 speed is 4:20 already and aura is only on 6%

severe meadow
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Maybe after we kill dimmy

frozen iris
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Is whispyr releasing a guide for legion remix?

brazen vale
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Honestly feels like im always just about to go into a dm+kb as the boss dies recently

daring glen
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is singular focus with caustic still bugged

waxen oyster
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every spec feels bad if a boss dies before cds

brazen vale
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Makes me think that like maybe a ds might edge out just felt like last season i never had these issues and was killing it but also I might just be unlucky with coins

severe meadow
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Lucky desyncs help too

unborn rain
brazen vale
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Yeah always love my cb, kb and dm being there at different times staring at me

waxen oyster
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You kind of have to use

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cb as your cd tracker

brazen vale
unborn rain
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just wait till u get 1 minute deathmarks and then u have to wipe

brazen vale
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Almost as fun as a stop damage call on a boss

severe meadow
unborn rain
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^^

waxen oyster
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me when wipe call

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so i just blow dps cds

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before jumping

severe meadow
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real and true

unborn rain
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sorry guys gotta pop cheat death

severe meadow
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pop evasion

waxen oyster
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bro yk what i hate

severe meadow
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tank for a bit

waxen oyster
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trying to vanish to save my augment before infinite

severe meadow
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They fixed one bug

waxen oyster
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and theres an hpriest spirit

unborn rain
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its a 3% "buff"

waxen oyster
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maybe i break 5.5m

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sim

unborn rain
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im getting blackout drunk

waxen oyster
unborn rain
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thank you realz

severe meadow
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What else do you want them to fix

waxen oyster
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deleting m+

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from the game

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oh wait

unborn rain
severe meadow
unborn rain
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no fuck off

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🫶

severe meadow
waxen oyster
unborn rain
severe meadow
unborn rain
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yeah

waxen oyster
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sudden demise is bugged?

severe meadow
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Yeah idk, rage bait posting or something

waxen oyster
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also no one plays momentum of despair so like

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uhh

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complaining to complain

severe meadow
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Literally why I ask what people want changed

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because it's usually stupid shit

waxen oyster
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funnel bugged sounds like you heard streamer buzzword

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and dont know whats actually bugged

unborn rain
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type shi

severe meadow
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Do you even know what's bugged

waxen oyster
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No i just stay on zerocool streams 10h a day

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and parrot what he says

unborn rain
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we got a bug fix while neta classes got an aura nerf lol

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massive W for rogues

severe meadow
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And you think that makes the class unplayable?

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Do you even know what % you're losing because of that?

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You're just bitching to bitch

waxen oyster
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whatever streamer says im losing

rigid fable
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is this fix good?

waxen oyster
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momentum of despair is that one talent you take in raid and forget exists

severe meadow
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Ah we got him

waxen oyster
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because it contributes 0

severe meadow
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m+ andy

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Declined from keys for 2 hours

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xd

waxen oyster
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demise aint even bugged last i checked outside of meme content

vast patio
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So just to be sure

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fatebound bug is gone, ye?

severe meadow
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I play Assa on every fight

vast patio
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as of tomorrow

scarlet cliff
vast patio
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wait how

unborn rain
severe meadow
unborn rain
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ur just raging to rage atp bro

waxen oyster
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nexus king isnt even a clear sub fight anymore

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aura buff and turbo is gonna make platforms a meme

vast patio
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oh i see we got ragebaiting

severe meadow
unborn rain
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what if this actually his dogshit opinion tho

severe meadow
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Are you just a FOTM kinda person or

vast patio
waxen oyster
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People really think they need to play the same specs on prog as rwf

severe meadow
vast patio
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copy that

waxen oyster
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as if they arent completely different bosses

severe meadow
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Wik is ragebaiting, yeah

vast patio
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slightly mad outlaw just gets nothing

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like lol

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but not the channel for that

runic hinge
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wheres the feral buffs @haughty flicker

waxen oyster
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ima be fr i only play sub on soulhunters because it takes less braincells

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then maintaining full uptime perma

severe meadow
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Bro is mad no one agreed with him xd

waxen oyster
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Talking pfps when you use instagram thirst traps

earnest remnant
waxen oyster
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aint the flex you think it is

severe meadow
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Hey read what Stealthi said, thanks

unborn rain
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u came to rage bait

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and got rage baited

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great performance champ

waxen oyster
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omg no wai

scarlet cliff
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these bug fixes are tearing this channel apart, they should revert the coin fix before it goes live.

earnest remnant
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people also only ever talk about the negative bugs, never the ones that gives you more dmg

unborn rain
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youre insane lil bro

severe meadow
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you were complaining about nothing

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because you lose a small amount of damage in w/e key you're doing

unborn rain
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dawg assasin has timed 17s

waxen oyster
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Hasnt outlaw timed 18s

unborn rain
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your skill cap is not the specs cap

mint urchin
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What do you mean you can't? People have literally done 19/20's on assa

waxen oyster
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and outlaw is even more down bad

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than assa

severe meadow
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Then what are we doing

unborn rain
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dawg saw us cheering a bug fix

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and went

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ah

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nah fuck that

waxen oyster
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isnt zac literally doing higher keys as the poopy spec

severe meadow
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Probably

mint urchin
unborn rain
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m+ is not real

unborn rain
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its like pvp

severe meadow
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You were talkingabout shit not even bugged man

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Idk what you're on about

earnest remnant
severe meadow
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Sudden demise?

waxen oyster
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The genuinely annoying bug is the fatebound one because it throws off pacing

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the other assa bugs are minor % nerfs

unborn rain
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you said at least sudden demise works in delves

severe meadow
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Yeah man, enjoy your delve content or w/e

waxen oyster
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Sub is better in delves anyway

unborn rain
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subpilled

waxen oyster
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perma misdirect to bran is chill

coral ibex
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how many keys have you failed as assa because of the singular focus bug

unborn rain
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we get it bro

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you think youre better than us

coral ibex
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be honest

severe meadow
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it ain't worth it nooj

mint urchin
coral ibex
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do you even have an idea of how much damage you're missing in a key

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from the bug

severe meadow
coral ibex
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its like 70m damage

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total

severe meadow
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They don't

coral ibex
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over the entire key

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you are coping

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no response tho

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can't handle being fact checked

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by a real american patriot

glad ferry
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What are we arguing about?

coral ibex
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you don't notice 70m damage over an entire key

unborn rain
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i think on the rogue bugs u either saw the math first or saw the clickbait title first

waxen oyster
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why do people insist on pugging keys

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oh wait i know why

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but people aint ready for that convo

earnest remnant
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masochism

glad ferry
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No friends?

unborn rain
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so i can invite people to carry me

mint urchin
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Because not everyone has a consistent schedule?

waxen oyster
maiden sierra
waxen oyster
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I mean if you get to range keys you need meta

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you kind of need some schedule consistency

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purely because the player pool shrinks

quaint nimbus
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Oh shit im actually here for troglodyte hours aPES3_Popcorn

coral ibex
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do you have any response to the allegations that you dont actually notice 70m damage missing over a key

maiden sierra
waxen oyster
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Like if we get to a key level where i can only trust 2 tanks to not be pepega

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i have to somewhat make sure my playtime aligns

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with tank in question

mint urchin
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Well yea and thats when I make an alt or stop for the season lol

quaint nimbus
maiden sierra
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much better

balmy condor
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the message of yours that was removed should not be surprising

glad ferry
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I love when this discord gets spicy

drifting cloud
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bro hits the filter bot and thinks somebody is manually removing them

haughty flicker
balmy condor
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sure thing

severe meadow
glad ferry
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I won't specify it, but I'm not surprised you are like this.

coral ibex
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wait no

balmy condor
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!ban @solid canopy legit asked for it idk

unborn rain
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bye lil bro!!

waxen oyster
coral ibex
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he haasnt answered my question

severe meadow
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LOOOOL

coral ibex
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

glad ferry
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hahahahahAHHAHAHAHAHA

unborn rain
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LOL

maiden sierra
coral ibex
drifting cloud
coral ibex
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that's doctor jan itor to you

brazen vale
mint urchin
glad ferry
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I can't believe I missed the start of this

earnest remnant
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i usually read discord channels while the OP's of my shows are going

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and saw it

coral ibex
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the start was he was coping about the caustic/singular focus bug

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thinking it mattered

severe meadow
coral ibex
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for completing keys

severe meadow
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didn't miss much

glad ferry
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Unreal cope

coral ibex
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even if you do 2 billion caustic damage in a key

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that means ur missing 100m singular focus damage

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over an entire key

waxen oyster
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I mean wow players think

coral ibex
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which over a 30 minute key

waxen oyster
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if you arent the best spec

coral ibex
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is 55.5k dps

waxen oyster
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its unplayable

coral ibex
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that ur missing

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ur literally crashing out

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over less than 56k dps

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in m+

severe meadow
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I asked him if he knew what % he was missing because of the bug

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and he didn't answer

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forever ago

waxen oyster
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if you want to make the argument frost dk requires less braincells for the same results

severe meadow
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it was wraps

waxen oyster
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well i cant argue against that

earnest remnant
glad ferry
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I just need this reset so I can play the game. I'm so bored out of my mind and nothing to do

waxen oyster
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sometimes i just want a spec that i can roll people on while jorking it

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hence why ret exists

mint urchin
unborn rain
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real

drifting cloud
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damn what tier is that pic from that ele and aff were at the top

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is it like crucible of storms or some shit

waxen oyster
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ele is not on top rn?

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My fave moment of crucible is the max clip

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”ok so we put the white here”

earnest remnant
waxen oyster
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is ele not on top rn

brazen vale
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Undermine was a cursed raid

waxen oyster
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i still remember when people were saying assa was unplayable start of undermine

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that was peak cinema

drifting cloud
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oh probably like the last week before new tier

glad ferry
waxen oyster
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my favorite part of a new tier

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is

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”outlaw sims the highest is it gonna be the best?”

coral ibex
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there's an old meme about how if every dps spec did exactly the same dps, warriors would still complain about being on the bottom of the list

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and about dk being top

glad ferry
brazen vale
waxen oyster
glad ferry
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When guildie saw me play assa he asked me "Isn't assa unplayable this tier?"

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....bruh

waxen oyster
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thought we gone over this

glad ferry
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define unplayable

earnest remnant
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checkmate

gritty laurel
# severe meadow I asked him if he knew what % he was missing because of the bug

i'll put it this way: you're missing a 2% increase to the single target nature damage you deal per target in spatter range. 40% of nature damage gets spattered, only 5% of that 40% gets funneled back via singular focus. most of your damage in a key is bleeds, not nature damage. the bug is most certainly <5% and probably closer to like 2.5% overall for an entire key

glad ferry
waxen oyster
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Our warrior main plays a bit

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and jokes about not comprehending color markers

severe meadow
coral ibex
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the damage calc is simple

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it is literally just 5% of your overall caustic damage

gritty laurel
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fair

coral ibex
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if you did 2 billion caustic in a dungeon

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thats 100m singular focus lost

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over ~30 mins

gritty laurel
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which is nothing

coral ibex
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thats 55k dps

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total

glad ferry
severe meadow
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Yeah, can't time a key with that loss unfortunately

unborn rain
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but youtuber told me i have to reroll dh

coral ibex
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thats what people are crashing out over

drifting cloud
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well youre counting 30min in combat which isnt how details does it :p

coral ibex
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ripping gamer words in ravenholdt

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because they can't handle math

severe meadow
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HE GAMER WORDED?

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I missed that

unborn rain
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yeah

coral ibex
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i assume so

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stealthi removed it

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and then he complained that he got modded

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and asked to be banned

unborn rain
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and called us all furries

severe meadow
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I was wondering what he meant by deleting messages

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xd

coral ibex
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well i assume a decent portion of users are furries

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thats just accurate

balmy condor
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he said he didn't want to argue with weebs and furries

drifting cloud
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wait is this not a furry discord

coral ibex
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oh did he mean weebs

severe meadow
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Oooh that's what got hit?

drifting cloud
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im outta here

coral ibex
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he called us weens

glad ferry
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LMFAO

unborn rain
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real

coral ibex
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i thought that was like

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a new term

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ween

severe meadow
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ween is like the uh

coral ibex
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like the band

severe meadow
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thing

coral ibex
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ocean man take me by the hand

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lead me to the land type beat

severe meadow
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Oh wait that is a band wtf

unborn rain
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isnt it from sponge bob

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and weenie hut jr

coral ibex
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they're not from spongebob lol

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they 're just used in spongebob

unborn rain
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oh

coral ibex
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ween is a real band

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weird band

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but real

spice vale
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The patch notes for Fatebound. They seemed to be worded weird. Is it a buff? Nerf?

coral ibex
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bet you play ff14

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with all the furries

unborn rain
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its a buff im p sure

coral ibex
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its a big ol buff

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like 2-3%

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heads coins were doing less damage than intended

earnest remnant
coral ibex
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oh is that the maplestory stereotype

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thats pretty good

unborn rain
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thats very specific

coral ibex
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ill have to remember that

balmy condor
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I pay my taxes

coral ibex
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thats what a tax evader would say

runic hinge
spice vale
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I do like buffs

haughty flicker
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Release the tax returns

unborn rain
haughty flicker
unborn rain
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this is the appropriate reaction to a bug fix

spice vale
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Lmfao. As much as I love the rogue buffs, I’m more happy for frost DK nerf. There is 1 in my guild and he is my only real competitor as melee

unborn rain
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lol

woven ruin
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So,will buff/debuff tracking add-ons and nameplates still gonna work or are they going away also?

glad ferry
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You should know by now

woven ruin
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I don't trust twitter....nobody should

haughty flicker
glad ferry
tawdry halo
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imagine trying to make your game self-contained

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what a crazy approach

glad ferry
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Nah bro I need this giga visual noise all over my screen at all time

tawdry halo
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not to mention the literal audio noise

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how will i know AOE is coming without the bot voice saying "AOE"

gritty laurel
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we're all cooked

quaint nimbus
haughty flicker
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im on whatever side has shown me the best meme recently

tawdry halo
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based

runic hinge
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It’s too jank

tawdry halo
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i swear some of my guildies already play on console dead

unborn rain
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or powerpoint

severe meadow
quaint nimbus
severe meadow
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It's pretty fun imo

quaint nimbus
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He beat the final boss and now he’s doing achievement runs

severe meadow
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Doing unlocks ye

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Theres a ton to unlock and do

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Ask him what character

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He playing

quaint nimbus
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He’s currently doing runs on Calcium

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Got the rainbow skin equipped

severe meadow
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Bandit or Cl4nk or bust

quaint nimbus
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No clue what he’s going for rn, but it’s fun watching his screen light up

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He swaps between Calcium and Cl4nk from what I’ve seen

humble verge
balmy condor
keen spruce
quaint nimbus
coral ibex
faint shell
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I’m not sure what happened — I won the roll, but someone didn’t roll because they were a paladin. I thought the item would be sent to my mail, but I never received it. The raid was LFR, around 3–5 hours ago

unborn rain
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how are those icons showing up in chat

coral ibex
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idk

main bridge
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in the screenshot those rolls are in progress

coral ibex
main bridge
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so you could have lost

coral ibex
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these bosses just got bonked

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lmao

cyan lily
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send the pig one

coral ibex
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you can see the path in chat

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i didnt send it

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i merely experienced it

faint shell
native heron
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is there a reason i can't macro in temepered potion with deathmark and trinkets?

coral ibex
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no

balmy condor
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no, that's what most people do

severe meadow
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They just chopped the damage

native heron
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this is the macro im using
#showtooltip Deathmark
/use 13
/use 14
/use item:212265
/cast Deathmark

balmy condor
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yeah thats fine

coral ibex
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do you have item:212265

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maybe you only have r2's

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that only uses r3's

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and not fleeting either

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/use item:212971
/use item:212265```
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i use this for a pot macro

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to use fleetings first

native heron
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Yea i got r3's

coral ibex
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and then my r3's

cunning needle
# coral ibex

PI ME >>> |cffffffffTinterface/Icons/spell_holy_powerinfusion:50:50:0:-1|cfffffffft <<< PI ME

enjoy

dim nymph
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so the rouge fix is +3% dmg?

oak ember
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for the fatebound yeah

idle vine
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why didnt they fix anything else 😭

oak ember
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Yeah they should fix sanguine blades double dipping

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curl the monkeys paw

coral jewel
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Is it better to wait 10-15 seconds to line vanish+prism up with kb+cb when vanish comes off cd? Or just send vanish+prism on cd regardless of any other factors

coral ibex
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you would only vanish for double jeopardy

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so you always hold

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and since you macro prism to vanish, you also hold prism

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!dj

prisma monolithBOT
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antennaglorp Vanishing On Fatebound antennaglorp

  • you vanish for double jeopardy, a Fatebound talent
  • this causes your next flip to flip an additional coin, and this coin can be an edge-case coin
  • because of this, you want to vanish when you know the next flip is an edge-case flip
  • edge case flips happen as a result of pressing deathmark, kingsbane, or the two envenoms afterwards which are affected by cold blood. You can vanish before ANY of these flips.
  • you should be vanishing every 3 minutes, lining up with every other deathmark, and this will also align with netherprism every 3 minutes for maximum burst
oak tangle
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when are we pogging off for bug fix?

coral ibex
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on reset

oak tangle
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is it not pinned cause we waiting to see if they actually work?

nova kelp
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the real question is what you think they broke in the process of the fix thsi time?

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maybe double jeopardy just doesn't work anymore at all or something

cunning needle
# coral ibex now this is gaming

|cffffffffTinterface/Addons/MRT/media/frieren2:275:275:0:-1|cfffffffft

For some reason there are 3 frieren images in the MRT folder

oak tangle
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tbh i wonder if thats what the bug was, they increased the 2% by 8% instead of added

balmy condor
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the issue with the fatebound coins?

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the issue with heads was that they added 8 flat damage

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instead of 8%

buoyant herald
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I can’t tell if you’re serious or just carrying on memeing

solar wyvern
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Wait whispyr

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A bug was fixed

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Release the PINS

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There WILL be a pin

main bridge
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he's probably waiting until tomorrow

buoyant herald
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Shit he’s got you there

solar wyvern
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Hehe

balmy condor
balmy condor
main bridge
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the bug list is RAMPING

buoyant herald
solar wyvern
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Preramping the pin? What is this sub rogue???

buoyant herald
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Right

oak tangle
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but fr fr, if sims can be trusted, we getting like a 400k dps buff

frank vector
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is assa saved?

severe meadow
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GayLittlePirate saved assa?

tidal hatch
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im so confused by what the bug even was

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and what impact itll have to be fixed

oak tangle
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the first heads coin, is meant to give 10%, but because heads stacks give 2%
it probably was just meant to give +8% baseline. instead it was +8

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so when we are doing 5 mil dps, +8 is 5,000,008 instead of 5,400,000

tidal hatch
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more dam for same effort

oak tangle
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effectively, but being a bug, it's more appropriate to say, we were gettign less damage for our effort

unborn rain
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raa 4/8m

strange python
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do we stay above 50% energy for single target bosses in keys?

sick bone
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inb4 they introduce 10+ new bugs with tomorrows bugfix

hot blade
errant swallow
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!fuu

prisma monolithBOT
drifting cloud
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so you just pretend it doesnt exist in st

coral ibex
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reproggin dimmy p1 no lust now

drifting cloud
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and the reason we say people to not play around it is because they tend to misplay and overcap or be bad with refreshing stuff that just ends into a dps loss

balmy condor
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it's also just worse

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regardless of play

main bridge
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doesn't the guide suggest doing this?

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i never understood that and i figured there was some information i was missing

hot blade
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i am sure i read it somewhere also, i am not smart enough to think of it on my own, so thought maybe I just missed the memo on it not being worth it anymore

balmy condor
keen spruce
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I don't think we've ever played around it

balmy condor
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it was 0.3% in season 2

keen spruce
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since it entered the game

balmy condor
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but it was very difficult

keen spruce
balmy condor
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and no one could do it properly

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and now it's not even 0.3%

balmy condor
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it's just a shit ton of extra effort

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for 0 dps

main bridge
balmy condor
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did they roll back again

keen spruce
balmy condor
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I've removed that shit

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so many times

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oh

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AOE

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yeah

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obviously

keen spruce
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goddamnit muffin

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also your pfp is a cupcake

nova kelp
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maybe it's a cupfin

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or a muffcake

main bridge
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yeah get gas lit

nova kelp
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numbers is super good with numbers

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it's impossible to get whispyr to say anything

vale shore
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all cupcakes are muffins, but not all muffins are cupcakes...

main bridge
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the less exciting answer is that someone else made my icon and they didn't explain why it is a cupcake and not a muffin. i just went with it

main bridge
coral ibex
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i feel like frosting isnt usually on muffins

main bridge
#

not with that attitude

balmy condor
#

I'd let nooj frost my muffin

coral ibex
vale shore
# keen spruce

all I am seeing here is that cupcakes are lighter, sweeter, muffins

keen spruce
#

with different ingredients monkahmm

vale shore
#

ones that make them lighter and sweeter

keen spruce
#

if I smash a hamster into a baking tray that doesn't mean it's a muffin

vale shore
#

hamster is not included on either ingredient list, your point?

#

a hamster, like all mammals is a very specialized bony fish as well, but you wont see it on the menu at any sea food restaurant.

nova kelp
#

I mean a muffin is literally a bread recipe
a cupcake is literally a cake recipe

#

like'

oak tangle
#

you can have savoury muffins, but not savoury cupcakes

nova kelp
#

it's not all that complex

#

they can look like whatever the fuck you want

oak tangle
keen spruce
#

american or british biscuits

vale shore
#

imperial or metric biscuits?

balmy condor
vital haven
#

isnt british biscuits just cookies?

keen spruce
#

I mean if I put frosting on the aformentioned smashed hamster

#

that would kind of be a savory cupcake

oak tangle
vital haven
#

so its biscuits vs cookies

vale shore
nova kelp
# oak tangle don't get them started on biscuits

to be fair, cupcake/muffin is different to biscuits
like cupcake and muffin are just straight different recipes
it doesn't ;matter how they're served, which meal, what accompaniments, frosting or sweetness
they're just different recipes

vale shore
#

but you put them in the little paper cup to bake them!

keen spruce
#

yeah like the hamster

nova kelp
#

could do that with either

#

or a hamster

keen spruce
vale shore
#

if man-animals prefer their rat uncooked then uncooked they shall have it!

nova kelp
#

I like rats and hamsters as god intended
in a highly preservative ridden cheeseburger

#

if that shit doesn't have a shelf life of at least 2 years, I don't want it

keen spruce
oak tangle
#

american biscuits are scones
english biscuits are sweets
australian biscuits are savoury or sweet

nova kelp
#

I have a dry aged steak that is older than the cow could have conceived to be fair

balmy condor
# keen spruce

How heavy hamster
How heavy baseball
If throw hamster, how fast
How fast hamster terminal velocity

keen spruce
#

their terminal velocity would be pretty low because of their size and weight

vale shore
#

"ignoring air resistance..."
"let me stop you right there, ignoring air resistance, an object will accelerate until its almost hits the speed of light, or actually hits something else..."

keen spruce
#

pretty sure you'd throw a hamster faster than TV

nova kelp
#

don't ask me how I know this but I can tell you that a hamsters average terminal velocity is about 50kmph or 30 mph

balmy condor
#

I can throw a hamster much faster than that

keen spruce
#

pretty sure hamsters are one of the critters that are immune to fall damage

vale shore
#

I know for a fact they are not

#

squirrels, however, CAN survive surprisingly high falls

nova kelp
#

I can for SURE tell you they're not immune to heart attack damage

keen spruce
#

hamsters are smaller than rats and rats can fall down mineshafts and survive TV

oak tangle
#

something something the speed of an unladen swallow

vale shore
#

as long as it does not have to take off the ground, sure

keen spruce
#

European is 24mph

nova kelp
#

if you said 24mph to a european they'd reply "wtf?"

keen spruce
#

european swallow

runic hinge
#

I hardly know-er

vale shore
#

it would say "chirp-chirp CHIRP!?"

golden loom
#

Okay okay heads bugfixed we take those

clever sparrow
#

is the upcoming fix real?

vale shore
#

yes, our dps is going to increase 600 fold

clever sparrow
#

ez

vale shore
#

a coin landing heads up will detonate with the force of a 3 megaton thermonuclear weapon

#

so be careful

clever sparrow
#

can i friendly fire with this?

oak tangle
#

this 8% fix on our damage will cause the game to overflow damage values and make us crash

vale shore
#

yes, better just do deathstalker until this bug is unfixed

oak tangle
#

but fr fr, i am looking forwards to top parsing again

vale shore
#

probably more like 3

oak tangle
#

i mean why not

clever sparrow
#

hmmmm its good then

vale shore
#

unless you are Two-face and have a double-headed coin

oak tangle
#

we already have 60% uptime, and we are most of our damage inside guranteed windows of having it

#

so not exactly 8

#

but close i'd imagine

golden loom
#

You can look at the pin for the loss

#

Around 3%

vale shore
#

ill believe it when I see it on blizzard built-in damage meter

oak tangle
#

somehow

#

at 5mil

clever sparrow
#

isn't it 12% then?

#

lol

#

12.5

oak tangle
#

?

keen spruce
#

it's 50%

#

it's either bugged or it's not

vale shore
#

of course twoface would be outlaw, so hes rolling dice with his other hand

#

hes got a gambling addiction

clever sparrow
vale shore
#

then a darkmoon trinket, so shuffling a deck

keen spruce
vale shore
#

with WW season 2 set bonus, spinning a roulette wheel

oak tangle
#

LOL

#

multiply 5 million by 1.08 and see what number you get

#

i'll quote the 3% cause it's in pins, but all i'll say is my sim dropped by more than 3% when they implemented it

keen spruce
#

I believe u garf

latent tendon
#

How much a dps gain is the fatebound fix?

oak tangle
#

3%

latent tendon
#

better than nothing i suppose

oak tangle
runic hinge
#

sim is many thousands of fights your log is one

#

maybe you flipped heads too much

#

just flip better next time

oak tangle
#

my sim was 400k tho, i went from 5.2 to 4.8

#

when they implemented it

runic hinge
#

they also accounted for you flipping horrendously

oak tangle
#

lol

runic hinge
#

only flipping one time for each never stacking

slim copper
#

i think imma be sick to my stomach guys

tired bloom
#

Vanish with prism before the second deathmark?

prisma monolithBOT
#

antennaglorp Vanishing On Fatebound antennaglorp

  • you vanish for double jeopardy, a Fatebound talent
  • this causes your next flip to flip an additional coin, and this coin can be an edge-case coin
  • because of this, you want to vanish when you know the next flip is an edge-case flip
  • edge case flips happen as a result of pressing deathmark, kingsbane, or the two envenoms afterwards which are affected by cold blood. You can vanish before ANY of these flips.
  • you should be vanishing every 3 minutes, lining up with every other deathmark, and this will also align with netherprism every 3 minutes for maximum burst
tired bloom
#

In lfr/normal fights are rarely longer than 3-4 minutes, so I have time for one vanish. The second deathmark is ideal this way no?

oak tangle
#

if you are palying fatebound, you can only do it with that one

#

vanish on pull and vanish 3rd dm

#

a 3:30 kill time is ideal for us

#

if you are only getting to 3 mins. then you'd be better to use lily, and save a vanish for execute dm

#

potentially even hold a dm cast in the middle and double solo kb in a row

#

but min maxing for LFR is not really a good time

slim copper
#

oh knowledgable ones of the assassination discord. I need a brain dump on all things Mythic Soul Hunters 🙂

tired bloom
#

I like to min max even if I'm casual, it's like a hobby for me

oak tangle
#

i already have a hard enough time predicting what our heroic raid kill timers will be

slim copper
#

does cloak work to immune the hunt?

#

it should, right?

tired bloom
drifting cloud
waxen oyster
slim copper
#

I got an opportunity to trial with a team that is currently progging on soul hunters and ya boy is nervous

#

its my worst parse on heroic. But I am hoping the pointers yall gave me will translate some to mythic.

#

i know for mythic SH though it can be rough for a melee lol

frozen iris
#

Can’t decide if I want to start remix as a rogue or demon hunter

grim jay
waxen oyster
#

besides most things on the ground can oneshot

frozen iris
waxen oyster
#

If you’re playing assa velaryn’s bladedance lines will likely proc cheat from full hp

#

if you stand in one

slim copper
#

assuming because of links on mythic, its even more important to make sure i have garrote and rupture out before int. Any thing else I need to be really cognicent of?

coral walrus
#

So... they took 2 months to fix the coins bug, but we still have caustic f up? How does this even work?

waxen oyster
#

lowkey if you’re taking frailty soaks

#

getting hit by any extra crap is likely healer external

#

or proc cheat

grim jay
grim jay
tawny rapids
#

Hey guys, is the FB fix sorting any of the timing bugs or is it just A damage increase

runic hinge
#

that note is just a damage increase but they have noted fixing it twice so maybe this time its foureels

amber brook
#

Im shocked to see the flipping heads bugfix

waxen oyster
#

wasnt that the bug that lost us sim dps

runic hinge
#

yyes

amber brook
#

Fatebound: Fixed an issue that caused the damage bonus provided by Fatebound Coin (Heads) to be 8% lower than the displayed value.

#

yeppers

waxen oyster
#

maybe i hit 5.5m

#

now

amber brook
#

Im just surprised there was even resources to fix it

frozen iris
#

Which bug is affecting our dps the most?

oak tangle
#

than to figure out why the coins keep doign random cd

cunning needle
#

not his two sidekicks

#

though i suppose you have to stick on one target anyway when you play sin

balmy condor
coral jewel
balmy condor
red schooner
#

Neat, nexus king got nerfed. (We're still going to die to dumb shit)

torn shadow
#

Well I was gonna ask in the midnight channel but that’s a shitpost channel apparently 🤣. How are we looking for midnight? I wanna play rogue again but only if assasination is not going to be dogshit

red schooner
#

We looking alright

#

To keep it brief because not the midnight channel, new pooling mechanic means energy has a purpose, neat. Crimson tempest spreading bleeds? Neat. Seems good.

#

Not played it yet but on paper, pretty good

torn shadow
#

Sweet, cheers for that.

dusty turret
#

Hello everyone. We had a rekill of Araz last night, and I'm a bit frustrated with my parse (beyond shameful with gray logs). On other bosses I have no problem parsing purple, but here I just don't understand. I stayed only on boss (except intermission ofc), and I feel like I did my rotation properly (even watched Whispyr's POV kill on Araz, the only thing I didn't do in intermission was roam around). I don't know, watched the logs and nothing jumps into my eyes on what I did so incredibly wrong to parse 7. If anyone is kind enough to have a look..I'd appreciate it https://www.warcraftlogs.com/reports/HYpw4Z3XyTnP1vrq?type=damage-done&fight=28. Tia.

golden loom
#

straight up missing like 400m damage cause of a talent choice (could be wayyyy more I am just saying what mine did in a group with a bunch of add padders!!!!)

balmy condor
#

yeah

dusty turret
balmy condor
#

that's literally just caustic diff

golden loom
#

(now I am also even more mad cause I am looking at top logs and they are doing 600 milly+ with spatter sitmadge )

dusty turret
#

Yeah was just watching Whispyr's log on it and he did like 740M...I was just so focused on the rotation/positioning that I didn't even think about that...fml. Thank you though, now I at least know

oak tangle
torn shadow
#

Hey let’s not put words in my mouth I didn’t say. I just didn’t wanna interrupt the deep conversation of what shape the world was

oak tangle
#

XD

tawdry halo
#

all channels are shitpost channels if you wait long enough

oak tangle
#

sin channel is always offtopic 2.0

#

we're so used to not being relevant

ocean fable
#

Yeha they're literally talking about flat earth rn

#

Lol

red schooner
ocean fable
#

10/10

oak tangle
#

i'll be completely honest

#

i have no fuckin idea what the garf or glorp emotes mean

torn shadow
#

Yes

red schooner
oak tangle
#

:nocap:

sleek spear
#

Is assas rogue getting a buff because our fatebound heads was doing less DMG ?

#

Just saw patch notes

oak tangle
#

yes

sleek spear
#

So now fatebound heads does 8% more damage, nice 🙂

oak tangle
#

well, we do 8% more with heads buff

#

but yeah

sleek spear
#

I'll take it, alongside the DK Hunter and Mage nerfs

#

Things might look better now on ST 👌🏻

oak tangle
#

stonks for sure

red schooner
#

Don't care if the nerfs are needed or not

#

Fuck mages

sleek spear
#

No fury warrior nerf though?

#

Thought fury was overpowering maybe I'm wrong

red schooner
#

Nah, fury warriors are good dudes.

#

They're idiots, but its kind of a golden retriever kind of energy

sleek spear
torn shadow
static glacier
#

Atleast from my own experience

#

Frost just starts winning when you add extra targets

fluid dust
#

sorry if this has been asked before, how much have the sims changed since bugfix

golden loom
fluid dust
#

ah so we gotta wait until tomorrow to know what the impact is?

midnight scroll
#

at least tomorrow yes

golden loom
fluid dust
#

ok cheers

static glacier
#

@balmy condor where’s the pin, don’t tell me this is another meme bugfix like the tierset one

balmy condor
#

we're gonna see if it's actually fixed

static glacier
#

Surely

golden loom
#

getting hit with 2 fake bugfixes in a patch would go insanely hard though

balmy condor
#

I'm getting kinda sick of "whispyr?????? BUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGG????????"

#

so I'm just going to shut the fuck up and report the news

#

and if it's fixed it's fixed

#

and if it's not fixed it's not fixed

static glacier
#

I mean they absolutely butchered last 2

balmy condor
#

but I'm not just going to repost wowhead articles just to drum up hype

midnight scroll
#

chop chop sim boy

static glacier
#

And it’s not like we played fb outside of raid

#

So ultimately doesn’t matter

golden loom
#

Conquer magic damage: 48.79m
Oathbreaker: 144.88m
this was from a first soak on a random log of ours

red schooner
static glacier
red schooner
#

'Wow I'm doing so much more damage after the singular focus fix'

#

When nothing changed

static glacier
#

Didn’t really look into salad bar nerds, did they reduce number of ghosts?

balmy condor
balmy condor
static glacier
golden loom
#

I wonder if the beam timing thing is gonna cause any awkward overlaps

static glacier
#

As far as I’m concerned only real nerf to p1 undone is reducing or slowing the ghosts

balmy condor
#

can't wait for reprog cause the beam timer changes p1 strat

static glacier
#

That was the only thing killing people towards the end of prog in p1

balmy condor
#

the ghosts are the easiest part AINTNOWAY

static glacier
red schooner
#

I hate the beams, dunno, legit struggle with dodging them

static glacier
#

As in the only thing they didn’t nerf

red schooner
#

So beam nerf might help me

golden loom
#

giga nerfing the raid damage on soaks and also nerfing claw dam is massive for preventing random deaths

#

and random deaths = death

red schooner
#

I dunno I'm apparently bad at assessing beam trajectory. I'll look at a beam coming in and be like, 'yeah that ain't gonna hit me', next thing its right on top of me uglyassdog

real pike
#

Beam speed has annoyed me, I'm the type of guy to learn the rhythm of the fight and it's gonna totally throw me

real pike
golden loom
#

I mean the timing is only ever a problem if it causes more common overlaps with soak

red schooner
real pike
#

I'm so used to how the beams come though like when to expect them etc

red schooner
#

Ghosts I'm fine with

real pike
#

Ghosts are super ezpz

red schooner
real pike
#

Lmao

red schooner
#

Just full on terrifying praying you don't get hit by one of the two beams swooping through it

real pike
#

I mean you can only bait the first beam of each set?

#

The rest is just playing the game

red schooner
#

The way the RL was going on about it and what I've seen, you can bait multiple?

real pike
#

I think technically you can but it's almost impossible in practice

balmy condor
real pike
#

You just stack behind boss for the first one to come straight down

#

Cause then after if a beam goes on an immune soaker or something it just can't be helped

golden loom
#

personally I do feel like I am in an action movie on some pulls of nexus king dodging beams and that shit goes hard

balmy condor
#

it's that easy huh

red schooner
real pike
balmy condor
#

okay well then you raid in my guild

real pike
#

Idk we only bait the first beam of each set and I didn't die to a single one all of last raid and I am not good at the game at ALL

balmy condor
#

you sorely underestimate our ability to eat shit

real pike
#

We intentionally soak the conquer at the edge of the circle cause we know beams come through sometimes but occasionally we get a really unlucky one

#

The most deaths we get now come from the claws

#

2 of us fkin dancing

static glacier
#

Towards the kill p1 deaths kinda just stopped

#

But if anything killed someone it was ghosts

real pike
static glacier
#

Or healer eating bean

#

Beam

#

The classic

#

Healers eating beans

real pike
#

Our RL did a whole score system over one of our earlier nights and it got people to straighten up big time

static glacier
real pike
#

hue

midnight scroll
#

love this

real pike
#

he's a baller RL, puts a lot of work into herding us idiots

midnight scroll
#

good raid leaders are just really good babysitters

real pike
#

wish he changed my nappy frfr

jaunty sky
real pike
#

Imagine glazing Fonky and not Xyden

warm vortex
#

Do you guys think Assa is gonna keep the bugs when midnight launches

golden loom
# warm vortex Do you guys think Assa is gonna keep the bugs when midnight launches

well the remaining fatebound bug (cdr) is related to tier set so no
for deathstalker, shiv making momentum of despair not work is not gonna be a thing since shiv is removed as a button we use and cant remember if momentum got changed and for singular focus I would assume that gets fixed but who knows and who knows what new bugs will pop and doesnt really matter either way, its months away garf

warm vortex
#

Ok cool

#

What about the other 500 bugs

golden loom
#

Idk which bugs those are so no idea

warm vortex
#

Me neither I just assume assassinations always has hundreds of bugs

oak tangle
#

assassination is the bug

#

they're yet to figure out how to remove it

warm vortex
#

Still prolly playing it in remix

oak tangle
#

yeah that storm artifact weapon looks sick for funnel

warm vortex
#

Just checking, you still have hero trees in remix right?

#

Or are they different

oak tangle
#

yeah it's retail classes afaik

#

and no tier set, so no need ot fb

warm vortex
#

An fair

hollow whale
#

With the recent changes did the ds bug get fixed?

#

Didnt see anything in the pins

golden loom
hollow whale
#

Thanks

grim jay
#

Since they are working on midnight

halcyon flame
#

Idk why wow community accepts this idea that blizz is working on this and that and never actually complain to them

#

if they dont work on tww its some random old xpac ,if its no old xpac is some remix/timewalking

#

if not those is the next xpac

#

and the current xpac is never good/fixed to almost decent manner

balmy condor
#

And you think complaining is going to do what exactly

halcyon flame
#

Yes probably complaing doesnt actually touch them

#

Only losing money

balmy condor
#

Yeah I mean the reality is that if it were easy to fix and worth the time to fix, they would fix it

#

They don’t pay devs to sit there and do nothing

#

So if things aren’t getting fixed, they’re either not known, or there is simply no dev time available

#

And since our bugs are very known

#

It’s going to be the second option

#

And complaining isn’t magically going to add more hours in a day

#

So shrugeg

#

What’s the point of complaining

#

Just to be mad on the internet?

halcyon flame
#

Then midnight treatment should have come sooner if they saw they cant fix what they are developing

red schooner
halcyon flame
#

Make classes ez to fix

#

whats that hard

balmy condor
#

What does that even mean

halcyon flame
#

just give everyone 5 buttons no passives and then ez gg

normal kindle
#

Shout shout let it all out …. That’s a song from tear for fear

balmy condor
balmy condor
#

You realize every single one of our bugs is a passive right?

#

Why would you think midnight fixes that

red schooner
#

I mean, I can suggest a fix for the tier set CDR bug uglyassdog

#

Make it unconditional

warm vortex
# halcyon flame Make classes ez to fix

You’ve never worked in game development / coding have you

Yes it can be improved, and blizzard has been sloppy lately

But it’s not a

“Snap your fingers and everything’s perfect” scenario

#

And also

#

As Whispyr says

halcyon flame
#

Ok,I dont work in development ,but why would I make my job harder developing something very complex for no reason

balmy condor
red schooner
balmy condor
red schooner
#

Please, can I have that

warm vortex
golden loom
#

I have no idea how any of this shit works either but I just assume that wow has the same problem that other long running games have, like for example league or runescape, the code is a massive bowl of spaghetti, and sometimes stuff just doesnt work and you just have to accept that garf

balmy condor
red schooner
#

I just die slightly inside whenever I get the 4pc not activating bug, its rare but also, uglyassdog

balmy condor
#

Just remove everyone’s tires, no pit stops, no problems

#

What’s the big deal

warm vortex
#

It’s like Detroit

golden loom
#

did you know that at one point (maybe still might be the case), Jayce's E ability (his gate) was coded as minions, and Azir being a new champion at the time was able to use his ult and basically kill the minion coded wall which gave him gold + xp + destroyed the gate garf

hearty seal
warm vortex
#

At this point it’s a feature

hearty seal
#

gambling hero spec is even more gambling than implied

#

smh

red schooner
analog field
#

I don't understand this argument though, yes complaining maybe doesn't do anything but saying ah okay they are working on this is not an argument. They should fix it and their job is to fix it idc if the code is spaghetti 20 years. They should have updated it by now or rework it or w/e. When i deliver a product that has bugs to the client and he comes back saying bro it has bugs i don't say ah tough luck wait for the next one. I get on it to fix it

rotund oak
#

gaming industry though

#

its not Fruits or Olives which are consumed

#

well its consumption just not that type

#

more like a service

analog field
#

I'd argue that a consumer saying your olives are bitter is harder to fix than saying bro my tierset does not work

#

All I am saying is : we cant say it's ok all devs are on midnight when we are 5 months away from it

grim jay
#

Some do

#

Me included

#

Is it annoying that there are bugs? Yes. Is it actively hindering anything? Not really.

#

The impact isnt big enough to matter

golden loom
#

yeah I mean all their dev time probably functions on a prio list

#
  1. Midnight
  2. addon stuff
    ...
    ...
    ...
  3. fix singular focus caustic bug
  4. buff feral
grim jay
jaunty sky
#

Yeah cause midnight is what is gonna make money and fixing performance bugs is mostly inconsequential

golden loom
#

yeah thats why they are higher up (hidden in my prio list)

grim jay
#

The sin bugs as they are arent even anything special in the grand scheme of things

#

There were and are specs with more bugs

#

More impactful bugs

jaunty sky
#

Yeah but they dont matter because i dont play those specs garf

grim jay
#

Those here dont matter either because you wouldnt notice a difference anyways

haughty flicker
#

well

#

the tier set bug is definitely the most annoying bug a spec ive played has experienced in a while

#

even if its not a big performance loss

#

the rest though yeah idc

jaunty sky
#

Yeah tier set one sucks

#

But fixed tomorrow

#

Ezpz

golden loom
#

well its not fixed

haughty flicker
#

why would it be fixed tomorrow

grim jay
#

Ngl for the bosses ive played FB on, I didnt notice it once because I just dont look at my CDs kekdog

jaunty sky
#

Oh no wait that was the other fatebound one unlucky

golden loom
#

well the one they are fixing is way more impactful than the CDR

#

the CDR bug can even be insanely beneficial garf

haughty flicker
#

dont care if it can be beneficial its annoying as fuck

#

but also

#

no tier on lemix

#

so it doesnt matter

jaunty sky
#

Yeah desyncing is giga ass

haughty flicker
golden loom
#

yeah it is annoying I do agree

#

but you can play around the desync

jaunty sky
#

I dont wanna play around it, if i wanted surprises id play outlaw

golden loom
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so probably gonna make a warrior or dk so I can have another race of those

haughty flicker
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i dont have mage or priest at max level

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but i played priest last remix

grim jay
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I will probably do a dh

haughty flicker
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and i dont want to play mage

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so probably dh or hunter

golden loom
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yeah might make a belf DH

jaunty sky
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Of the classes id play im only missing dh

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And i still have a race change laying around to make it a cooler race for midnight

red schooner