#assassination
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If u suck and u wanna get better idk all the tools are out there
ignore it
I’d say assa is prob giga info bloated in a good way
big ignore
My lad learned a lot from watching your vods
let me stealth tank 
Glad to hear

Such as "Why is he opening with ambush"
I do sometimes favor ambush even in bleed build ye
of assa rogue
So legit? I can spam away with no energy? sick lol
Depends on how the pull feels
yep
He didnt read deathstalker
Your main source of Sanguine blades is in AoE scenarios
I have 2 new players excluding him so im once again stuck in low key hell
Bet, thank you. I appreciate the answer!
One is a hpriest and the other is 🐉
If he has time idk do a dungeon and have the 2-3 hr whispyr guide video out
yes this.
does anyone else just swap to sub on the Deathstalker fights? Im tired of that mark
depends
some people do, yes
Like
what the helly
Good thing about the entire rogue discord is that we kinda have the best guide writers in the game 
Its prob not even close
To anything else
Like everythign else is usually half cooked
why is this so satisfying
Evoker writers for aug and pres is good
depends on wat.

Dev is susge
Idk
pres guide writers are elite
super easy to pock up pres if you spend like 20mins reading their guides
similar to rogue
Voulk is involved in almost anything healer related
Its easily the hardest class in the game
Heavily weighted down by outlaw then the 2 other specs
hear me out mage is hardest because there is no one that can pilot that class
idk man whenever i tried playing shadowpriest i kinda just played for an hour then didnt try again 4 times in a row
If we are going by highest % of incompetent players
2nd shiv last duration of kingsbane or deathmark? with 4set
Then arcane, aug, and shadow are the hardest specs in the game
Arcane is omega easy afaik
how does ret pally not make this list
so many incompetent rets
Doesnt stop people from being shit
I think the hardest thing about rogue is nobody plays 1 spec
Probably true ye
It does have a high barrier to entey
entry
Ret is the second easiest spec to do dam in in M+
Actually
Like
If u bring the most casual players
I think they’ll do giga negative dps on sub rogue
hard to complete a key if you never kick tho
For sure
not just sub
"Healer issue"
both ass and sub are kinda un-intuitive in their own ways

you just dont see it because you get used to it
Bro they already do giga negative dps 
If yall understood how easy aug actually was in keys you would never invite a random one again
Nah i do see it
Or even invite guildies that play it
Not the hardest but its definitely hard
kinda is
To play well yes
huh
U dont see it usually
Multi-dotting is a skill most people lack
But like
Even though its very shrimple
yeah true
Once u actually play against a sin gamer
i forget sometimes ive been playing rogue for 20 years
If yall played in SL S4 and you seen surv hunters giga cranking on dps meters
i remember
The actual surv players were doing significantly more than the fotm players were
Its the same deal
You think the spec is just good until you see someone who is actually capable of playing it to the fullest
And they shit all over you
im always siuspicious of FOTM specs in pug m+
I got to do a priory with a FDK otp that has been playing the spec and the game since wrath
Easiest 3 chest priory of my life
or when i go mythic fractillus fatebound assa
and get
9 ambush procs in 96 mutilates + ambushes

Just be lucky bozo
i hate the rng casino wheel
good news, winning streak is over
ok im gonna try fatebound St wiht caustic on this pull
one opener i get seal fate coin crits + mutilates ending up doing mutilate envenom 7 times in my kingsbane deathmark window
back to regular gambling
im sucking hard 

this did actually happen
how do i setup the weakauras stuff? i tried copy pasting link into it but it says it cannot be decompressed
Just be more lucky, its that shrimple
!gear


you copy and paste the WA text by clicking on "copy import"
are you importing a WA, or like a plater script or something else?
what's the WA?
you said you were pasting the link and i told you to press that copy button so it seems weird that you'd get the same error

Man i suck lmao
So I know we're buggy as all hell right now but: Has anyone else not been having ds mark apply on open of SOulbinder?
nope
3 times now I've had to vanish after pull just to apply it
10 min of matching pfp
Tf is that

Why would anyone buy any of that what the helly
chronic debilitating loneliness
Bro you are missing out on the biggest deal
Putting you in my status with a cute pet name
!guide
Assassination Guides:
Wowhead: https://www.wowhead.com/assassination-rogue-guide
IV: https://www.icy-veins.com/wow/assassination-rogue-pve-dps-guide
Method: https://www.method.gg/guides/assassination-rogue
figured out why i was losing darkest night
pillars in araz fight do not "die" i guess
yep that's in the pins
you just vanish the boss after intermission
Yeah, single target or M+ i do great but these cleave or add fights i am just bad.
lets do 10 minutes of matching pfos
price: 1 what the helly
Its dumb hey
Can i ask classic mop question here?


it is ok, i'll figure it out
Are all macros kinda just bugging now? my DM macro isnt going off anymore if I switch Trinkets
Hold down the fort, represent ass rogues everywhere!
U got this
Tell your raid to let you pad next time
im free from jastor diamond jail
sadly that's uh
boss damage
not overall

where does this ring drop?

#showtooltip
/use 13
/use 14
/cast Deathmark
that is insane, congrats man
i think the stats are random too
do we rupture
hopefully they fix all the ass bugs so i can use it properly
idol simming more than priory signet T_T
like... in general?
So does this mean that my raid is griefing me if adds stack with the boss
soulbinder mythic
do i time any envenom with the 2 adds?
or do i care to 1 combo point rupture them

or i skip them
Is it feasible to be able swap between Assas and Sub in raid?
Cool
you could spec specifically for sub and have no issue on assa
except youd want a passive trinket too
well you would never 1cp
but you can snipe a rupture on the add sets, sure
Just swap rings and neck when swaping between assa and sub
running through nexus king right now and I read through the guide on wowhead, but if we run out of energy do we start pooling ever or do we just keep spamming envenom
!design
Running out of energy in single target is completely normal, intended design of Assassination. As a burst spec our damage is mainly loaded into Deathmark/Shiv and massive Envenoms through stacking multiple nature damage buffs such as Lingering Darkness, Shiv, Darkest Night, Amplifying Poison, and more. This comes with the natural downside of our damage suffering outside of these windows, in part due to the designed lack of energy slowing us down.
Because of this, there is only one minor (0.3%) min-max with energy, which is pooling 3-4 seconds into an upcoming Kingsbane. Ideally this would put you at around 50-60% energy before you enter your Kingsbane, which is more than enough energy alongside thistle tea. Outside of that, spam Envenom and just accept that you will run out of energy. There is nothing you can do to not run out of energy. Playing around Envenom uptime also is not relevant anymore, as Twist the knife allows for two stacks at a time, which reduces wasted uptime dramatically. Without twist the knife, wasting uptime is unavoidable.
keep spamming
do i have to play sub on salad bar or can i play fb with spatter
fb with spatter is totally workable
Is there a way to do decent on adds for mythic loom without tanking my DMG completely? Or do I need to tell my raid to let me do my boss DMG thing 😂
Not on rogue
semx
Also on the topic of loom. Do the fake adds count as targets to lower our FB dmg, or is it only when they are broken do they become real
The fake adds do count
Dam, that's rough
welcome to fb
anyone else having a problem with araz's ritual forge somehow not syncing cd wih deathmark despite being macro'd together?
or is this just wow hating me in particular
are you fatebound
based
Can anyone tell me why my DPS is so low? I think I'm mostly playing right, but my DPS and logs are so bad.
https://www.warcraftlogs.com/reports/mWN4J3cpDqnLQKXk?fight=79&type=summary&source=726
- immediately it seems like you are overcapping combo points or accumulating too many before using a finisher. FB requires 5+, that's it
- i'm not sure how much of a difference this makes for FB but i always open with ambush. your first cast was garrote. i think the combo points make this worth doing
- seeing tons of mutilates but not any rupture upkeep. be sure to keep both rupture and garrote up
- not seeing the second shiv after KB ends. every time you use KB there should be a shiv before, and then another as soon as the next one is up
- after you vanish you should cast garrote not just to keep garrote up, but because of Improved Garrote
Ahh,, I'll pay more attention to that. I actually always aim for 100% bleed uptime. And in the last 7 seconds of Kingsbane, I used a Shiv. But I feel like I dont know what Im doing in Fatebound.
Thx
just make sure you do all that stuff every time and you should see a big increase in damage!
I’m not gonna
so we are now shivving immediately after the first shiv fades? last i checked it was last 8 seconds
i see now on fatebound the wowhead says after the first shiv fades
But we put the first shiv befor DM and want to buff the last ticks of kingsbane right ?
correction, with 2 set
got them mixed up
you want to shiv before DM because 2 set causes it to flip 2 coins
so if you get 2 tails with deathmark, they benefit from shiv's +Nature damage
No
You want to shiv before dm and then shiv immediately when that fades
You want shiv during deathmark
that makes sense
iirc, 4set doesnt let you cast 2 shivs during just kingsbane, right?
because of the cd reduction
or does it line up anyway?
for fatebound you will only use one shiv on solo kingsbanes yes
once you have 4p
otherwise you wont have two shivs back up for deathmark
oh okay for the coins I understand
that is very helpful thanks
do you guys have any macro to meld+stealth ?
btw, noure, according to archon most people are running 2 vicious venoms instead of improved garrote + master assassin
don't know if that makes a difference in dps but may be worth checking
People are running master assassin? 
MA jumpscare
but yeah, if you run those make sure to line up vanish with deathmark
unless you have 4 set, in which case probly just drop master assassin completely
my guild got to loom tonight
tangle damage was atrocious so i had to swap to sub
its rik all over again
and i cry myself to sleep
this is about to be me as well
I mean. I don't think we're running ma ATM regardless of set but whatever
because once again i dont get to play the game
actually felt lucky to be on bench
i get to play add simulator
Just tell them to assign you to the most far away pylon
And then use that as an excuse
actually by the end of it i was legit not even assigned to soak
i just stop getting asked to
I'ma be honest. I want to not run vv just for the Zoomer sin feels
because if i was soaking we werent killing tangles
What the fuck
actually getting griefed
What the fuck
to be fair to one of the evokers she got put in like 2/3 of the way through and was playing aug at first
what the fuck are this people doing
so not representative
I'm so mad at your raid
im just gonna assume they are both pres
and that was a survival hunter
Thats criminal ngl
happened the same during rik to me
forced me to swap to sub for adds
suddenly im top dps on barrells by like half a bar
Do it I dare you
just ask your raiders to play the game instead of forcing us to go sub
I'll do it and parse really well just so people will come in here and annoy whispyr about ma
I popped off on loomithar add dam
Rupture snipe gang
I had to loudly suggest multiple times that range target only the far barrels and not the ones already in melee so we’d stop wiping
the dream
@ whispyr why is this guy parsing better than me?? help??
💯

booom
i like that it exists
popped them tangles
Does sudden demise proc on tangles?
Asking for a friend
👨🍳
When you need to hard swap an tangles, you know, your raid is dog..

just have ele shamans in your raid and you never have to swap
Yeah ww adds look similar
which is incredibly based
ive never respected someone more
has the option to play a filthy fotm wizard but has the willpower not to
Extremely based
maybe inting the raid a bit but fuck wizards
So instead you play filthy fotm piss class
quick make a wish
If he’s as shit at tank as he is at rogue
I pray for your key

what did he do to you ;-;
“I play rogue so I try to give you restealth” is like
Top 10 hints that he does not play rogue
And doesn’t know shit
Does follow the blood change the fok rules enough
Still 3 then

It’s definitely not 4 I’ll tell you that

Okay maybe I am but in this case it wasn’t intentional
Ou i copy paste the build from a 8/8 mhytic last Session Rogue by a pug raid and i thought he knows whta he does because im the casualiest Player. Im not deep into it for example i know what warcraftlogs is but i dont know how i read that🤣
I look up top player
I get baited

Ross powers
A TALE AS OLD AS TIME ITSELF
Long story short a guy was wondering since momentum of despair is bugged if it changes the fok logic and I was like well do you think your fok dps on a 3 or 4 pull even matters? And then I asked how many times a dungeon he’s doing a 3 pull and he told me to stop rage baiting him so yeah I’m a bad person
I believe it
I’ve been known
maybe he just wants the rogue to have fun
and the tank is a nice and friendly player
True
wake up
no fixes
why is thsi happening
People always ask me about restealth. I'm like "bro I so don't care". They're always so insanely surprised.
you're going to be disappointed for a very long time
‘Just pull’ and they go mad
this shit is not getting fixed its a rogue bug
go ask sub how often their bugs get fixed
its a negative rogue bug*
It’s intentional gameplay
nooooo 😩
if it was positive damage it'd be fixed 3 days ago
i just wish the tier bug wasnt so disruptive otherwise i wouldnt even care
idc about the other bugs bc i dont notice them
we live on
Is waiting for the actually projectile lucky coin the fix for the tier
yep
yeah you just afk in your cds
its pretty sick
overall its whatever
but it feels great
If we start shooting out or throwing out coins
I will reroll asap for the first time in over a decade
just got the tails flip combo bug
that's so fucking weird
the spaghetti code is real
What trinkets we all running for m+?
Twisting Mana Sprite and Symbiotic Ethergauze
crimson vial sprite build
Right
U swap any for raid?
Cos I got sac/prism/lily/pacemaker
and antenna / pacemaker is fine
dumb question... can i use deathmark in middle of pack?
Nah, only araz for DS and prism for FB would be the case
Just use prism and pacemaker everywhere
U dont swap to lily on st?
If the target lives long enough yes
Aight thanks
mythic lily is slightly better than heroic prism, as far as my sims went

But it might seem weird... every time I used Deathmark when the pack's health was a bit above half, my damage didn't increase.
Deathmark is a priority damage tool first and foremost in aoe
yeah deathmark is next to worthless in aoe
you're getting more value from the trinket and pot you potentially have bound to it

doesn't deathmark speed up kingsbane damage?
or are you just talking about bleed build
It speeds up caustic spatter aswell no?
how are the high-end sin rogues feeling in M+? staying sin or swapping sub?
How can a simple debuff that has no inherent damage ticks be sped up
It only lets you ramp it faster, but that doesnt matter for m+ bcs you dont play kb there anyways
Give it back 
i mean that's kinda the reverse functionality of dm i guess
dm + exang, double bleeds ticking for half duration
Xd

what was the sub version of rupture before it got removed
i wish deathstalker was that
night something, was it nightblade?
If everything goes well, me and my guild clear HC on monday and jump into Mythic on Monday as well 
gloomblade?
nah, it was sub's version of rupture, made targets take more damage
Finishing move that infects the target with shadowy energy, dealing Shadow damage over time and reduces the effectiveness of healing on the target by 15%. Lasts longer per combo point. 1 point : [((percentOfAttackPower_format, 37.8378) * ((attackPower + offhandAttackPower) * 2 / 3) / attackPower) * 8 / 6] over 8 sec 2 points: [((percentOfAt...
#bringbacknightblade
I’m so happy mythic “FUCKING TROLL ROGUE WHY NO DAMAGE ON TANGLES” Loominar isn’t a later boss….
(I do swap, which is the sad part)
(I explain how spec works, nobody cares)
hello good morning team can someone bestow guidance upon me
and tell me my mistakes https://www.warcraftlogs.com/reports/Qq7Z1KJPz8BhxwYt?fight=27&type=damage-done&source=325
if I understood correctly from a video assa rogue is bugged? anyone knows if it's still viable for high keys? (~14)
it is viable, it is just not as good as is could be. the damage is still good
so the first issue is definitly gear. 693 is pretty low atm
do you think it will be fixed? from my understanding it's a bug that it lacks some splatter smg or smth
oh okei
its my alt so I am not sure if its suppose to make it a green
I think I fucked up big time
I love coinflipping its so fun
I wanna be like whispyr one day
maybe it will, who knows. one of the issues is the funnel. we play DS in m+ and a huge portion of our funnel damage comes from singular focus of caustic spatter. that does not work at the moment.
we still do have funnel through bleeds but caustic does no funnel damage which is a huge portion
you didnt get a final deathmark in either 
It's ok. I'm middle of the pack in my group on tangles. But come p2 I'm usually top dmg
Bruh caustic is my top dmg non stop
was the same for me but then i did like 11% of boss damage which killed it in the end so that was fine
0:08 -> 1:46 -> 2:50 (nice tier set bug btw) -> no more cast
yes, caustic aoe works. but it does not funnel into your target
ah yeh
isnt tierset bug really good
or isi t badge
Yeah, this is the second kill we've gotten, so it's on farm and with gear increase % buff it's going to be trivial, but still, I was just thinking how shit it would be if it was any harder. Would have to start a powerpoint explaining how WE contribute to this fight (or go sub OMEGALUL). Yesterday I delayed my cd's a few times to hard swap and it was still so low damage, it's hilarious. Next kill full send into boss though
well not getting the final cast in there is bad, but idk I just hate the tierset bug cause it makes reading logs even more of a headache
yeah they made me go outlaw for the first few progression pulls because our range players did not switch to tangle properly.
ohh yeah
I feel that
My raid leader told me just to tunnel, then the arcane mage is like 'why no add damage from rogue'
Huh? DM doubles the bleeds and spatter cleaves with bleed dmg?
TRUE AND REAL
I have less Damage than healers on the Tangles

must be a blessed time
any fight like this i know ahead of time im gonna have to go sub solely for adds
and it sure did happen again

This what your tangle damage should look like https://www.warcraftlogs.com/reports/4RXbz8m2CBcVr9Jh?fight=36&type=damage-done&options=65538&target=323
Tbh Tangle also have the Timings
I think I had a couple mil damage on tangles in total but I had the web and panicked a bit
yeah it was very cursed
I even have the Honor to stay on Boss on Forgeweaver for the first Soak
meanwhile our tangle damage tonight

holy
fellas when you get to p2 platforms on Nexus King; do you spread some ruptures around? or just full blast the titan and cleave with caustic on everything else
Never let them know you can play sub
and in the dmg amp phase where he kills the dragon; do you pop DM there or wait for that to end? cuz i find DM on like a 12s cd when we enter that phase
I mean tis irrelevant
But the 33% increased dmg taken and Execute is nice
Yeah but me and bel are in RFWL guilds. It is chaos down here 

How does evasion work? Cant have my back on the facing the enemy?
Yes, you have to face the enemy
dam
I just hard swapped night one, tanked my damage and then showed that to the raid leader and he's just... Yeah, you tunnel boss now
Gotta suffer one night per tier to remind him
i honestly couldve done the same
but i know im going to speed up prog if i just play sub and send everything on tangles
I'm not even sandbagging I'm just doing what the call says. Hardswap to adds.
i int my parse and any amount of fun i could be having
Okay boss
but we probably kill faster
ye we have a few people just tunneling boss
so we arent in that phase perma

That was me 
Life was okay
Now we have to fight Araz and we've... Never been this far into a raid this early in the tier and its just, oh god, what do 
We got him to 30% and almost made it to P3 Yesterday after we recleared everyhting
And come Sunday we probably kill him and Fractillus 
Pacing this Tier feels weird
Where you can be at 6/8 standing at Nexus King
without any change of killing it
Im glad we didnt do the 3 Days thing for the first three weeks

Yeah we ain't really sure how it'll be, we killed loomithar in 2 pulls on Wednesday (after spending all of tuesday dying to it) and our raid leader was just... 'Yeah I didn't expect us to kill the moth this quick today'
what 3% and edtra items do
Also having the main roster there, Tuesday was an optional raid day and we barely scraped 20 together
Yeah makes sense
In raid with fatebound, how do I optimize the shiv chargers (given 4 piece)?
Here is what I am doing:
- In opener I shiv before Deathmark, KB and then again when 8 sec are left on KB
- Next shiv I do again on the last 8 sec of the next KB
- Then I pool 2 shiv charges for the next DM and KB window
But that leads to overcapping shiv chargers during the fight.
Can someone linke m+ version of Fatebound? i just want to try it out 😛
only thing wrong here is during deathmark shiv the entire deathmark
instead of the end of kingsbane
DH, Paladin or warrior tank?
you'll overcap shiv a bit holding it but thats just how it has to work
paladin and dh, dh had to swap to tank a few pulls in because other tanks power went out
.. what's the warrior doing
the people below the second pally were all told to hard target boss at least
but they were told that because they were doing garbage tangle damage so idk
I was below one of the healers on tangle damage 



gotcha thanks.
I am also trying to understand why my envenom damage is low. We still finish with 5+ CB on fatebound, right? (here is a log: https://www.warcraftlogs.com/reports/LFAgQWrzYbhcCR19?type=damage-done&fight=47&source=50)
When looking at logs from rogues with similar ilvl but better parses their envenom dmg is much higher (also their kingsbane and Hand of Fate dmg)
Am I rotationally doing something wrong or what else could cause that? %crit?
I think also a reason why you dont parse goo
Is because your Kill time is very high
5 minutes is kinda long
I mean we do profit from longer execute window especially if you can send cds twice into it
signet is rough
as fatebound
you really wanna go get a lily or prism
2m trinket as 90s spec hurts
very minor thing is try not to refresh rupture in between your two cold blood envenoms


Vanishing On Fatebound 
- you vanish for double jeopardy, a Fatebound talent
- this causes your next flip to flip an additional coin, and this coin can be an edge-case coin
- because of this, you want to vanish when you know the next flip is an edge-case flip
- edge case flips happen as a result of pressing deathmark, kingsbane, or the two envenoms afterwards which are affected by cold blood. You can vanish before ANY of these flips.
- you should be vanishing every 3 minutes, lining up with every other deathmark, and this will also align with netherprism every 3 minutes for maximum burst
Vanishing On Fatebound 
- you vanish for double jeopardy, a Fatebound talent
- this causes your next flip to flip an additional coin, and this coin can be an edge-case coin
- because of this, you want to vanish when you know the next flip is an edge-case flip
- edge case flips happen as a result of pressing deathmark, kingsbane, or the two envenoms afterwards which are affected by cold blood. You can vanish before ANY of these flips.
- you should be vanishing every 3 minutes, lining up with every other deathmark, and this will also align with netherprism every 3 minutes for maximum burst

he bacc
which rogue spec is best for m+ after assa nerfs
more bugged
Bleed
yeah. I missed the vanish in opening. but I got lucky coin pretty quicky. I wasn't aware that I should vanish then every DM window where it is up. Thanks
Nah bleed still pretty good
ye 100%
Turns out losing a small % of a fucktonne of damage still results in you doing a fucktonne of damage
so i can just stick to assa because im too dumb for sub fr
Ye
assa is still very good in keys yeah
When we close our discord that blizzard fix buggs
despite losing 69% of our damage to bugs
Bel, Shizo, thanks for your help. Will farm Lily trinket and practice my vanish usage, then see where I stand.
assa good
Several people might notice
should i hold idol trinket from hoa for deathmark or just send before shivs?
you should throw that shit in the ocean
couldnt pay me enough to use a channel trinket
tbh the boss just died when you casted 2nd dm in amp execute phase. you wouldve parsed higher if you held that dm for 35% and just used kingsbane without dm on the start of the phase. because apart from not using vanish you were doing good from what I can see


Hmm, thanks for that. Something to consider. Our kill timings are all different at the moment. But I need to keep this in mind as an option. I guess it becomes even more important as we get faster.
We have like 0 Antenna drops
hold pot for it aswell to be max obnoxious
xd
just fully juice the 35 execute amp phase
Skill dif
True
we had drop 1 yesterday and we had 0 vaults with it in it, after the warlock received the trinket I made a meme about it that he is the guy who received the antenna and now its message of the day, so everyone remembers who got the first antenna
Nah, we dont mention forge loudly in this chat on a friday
can i speak its name softly
You can whisper it in my ear
im using tilt controls
what did you say about me

Shit, he's here, run

Hey shorty, I like the way you ass it up
I like you shien, you a funny mfer
I'll let you stick it in my wisdom tooth cavity later bb girl


What did i just read
bro my bottom left wisdom tooth
cratered on monday
like the entire tooth just collapsed
I got a hole
are people generally playing sub instead of sin in keys now due to the bugs or is sub just better?
Why not getting them removed?
Have you booked a dentist appointment yet?
I had all 4 taken out at the same time
Yeah Wisdom teeth is painful
ive payed about 450Euros in July,full dentist care
well I have to now
yah I went yesterday morning, today I'm getting dental sealants on some healthy teeth as a preventative, and then the teeth come out on the 18th
HE'S RAMPING
my wisdom teeth came in TOO GOOD it's actually aids
like they came in so perfectly straight
that they actually came up too far
and I've apparently had permanent gum inflamation
and my gums have like grown around the wisdom tooth
which is why it got such a bad cavity in the first place
real ugly
arent you worried they were the source of your power
what happens when you lose them
its like he isnt prepared for raid now
he's not socketing
dont have to
I wish
the good thing is that because my wisdom teeth grew like a fucking beansprout
they're easy to take out
apparently
but they're concerned that when they try to pull the tooth out
it's gonna like
its suggested to remove them sometime in your life
Wish I didnt have all my wisdoom tooths taken out, the painkillers they gave me after that surgery was the fucking shit bro
bro had his teeth removed before I was born
yup,least u dont feel like u have shizors in your mouth slicing you
bro I didn't feel them at all

the only reason I know my wisdom teeth exist
is because now one of them is turning to dust
and it's like
mildly uncomfortable
they are different though,its an evolutionary ''wrong'' we have left from previous hominids
the moment they start growing in size they create pressure in ur mouth that results to stuff like fructures etc
Waiting till the last moment to schedule his dentist appointment. First it was richard, then it was whispyr.
bro I can like
barely see my wisdom teeth
if I try really hard I can like almost see them
how am I supposed to know
it's fine
they just take em out back
wisdom teeth in a farm upstate
"Inflamed gums are normal" Whispyr 2025
Are inflamed gums bis now?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT INFLAMED GUMS ARE LIKE I JUST LOOKED AT MY MOUTH AND WAS LIKE YEP WISDOM TEETH THEYRE REALLY FAR BACK THERE
"This pain I feel in my gums is just karma for releasing a 3h assa vid on youtube, aint nothing wrong with my teeth" - Whispyr 2025
how can you even sim the inflamed gums ?
cant find it in the bot
u dont even need to see it,trust,a smol injection with tranq,then two minor cuts they pull it out,vouala,problem solved.You will have to bite on some hemostatic which is disgusting in taste for like 40min to stop the bleeding and then the open wound closes in like 3-4days
fear not
its ez
chances of going horribly wrong are very low ye
..
if you sim all buffs aoe patchwerk and then loudly say "dungeonslice sucks, that's why I sim 8t 1:30min it's much better"
then my gums will become inflamed all on their own

https://fxtwitter.com/TylerTinted/status/1961166806577787002 actual peak wtf
Mega Hawlucha reveal with Rey Mysterio’s theme
︀︀
︀︀We may have hit peak Pokemon
damn that goes hard
double on-use is not rly good for sin right? i have lily and netherprism
I hope you have no complications 
not a ray mysterio fan i guess
Who ratted me out wtf
correct
Me again
I died to first soulhunter mechanic because raidlead said just collect orbs
In HC
I collected like 8
Doed
I mean
Most people can't
as their eyes are outside of their head
and their teeth are inside their mouth
holy
thank you, I'm enjoying using my cratered wisdom tooth like a mini-hydroflask
I can just drink a monster
*on something
How can mirrors be real if our eyes arent real
and hold like a lil bit
in my wisdom tooth
like a cyanide pill
and then shake my head
Whispyr
Jesus
and get a lil sip
Honestly
monster is mostly water
Sometimes I wish I had the power to ban people of my own rank
so whispyrs wisdom teeth get fixed before assa bugs get fixed and BOTH before gta 6.
the tooth is dead anyway what's the downside

"you're gonna ruin your teeth whispyr"
okay but if the tooth is already ruined?
also the rest of my teeth are healthy
and the rest of my gums as well
dentist was happy
fuck you I'm shotgunning a white monster at 1:43 am

who's gonna stop me
Zombie tooth
I'm god
"grahhh"
yeah but i thought wisdom teeth did cleave damage
Jsut pretend he is hacked again
and you can take him out
like the one faulty teeth is going to envenom the others
save some of the monster in your tooth for when you get to the dentist
in case you get thirsty
imagine the dentist sipping that thing empty with a tiny straw
I can't, they're gonna suck it out with their dumb little straw and I'm gonna be sad
You can just ban me to releve some fustration
Wait, real?
well now hes screwed
either he says yes and gets banned
or says no and gets banned for lying
Spreading misinformation in spec channels is a bannable offense if its egregious enough 😠

Ferals are the temu version of Assas
Real

imagine
what in the bob ross scenery is that
You looked good as a whitename ngl
He took my role from me and tried to bait me with the honeypot channel 
how do you guys play the p2 nexus king? i want to parse a little better but im not sure if i should be spreading rupture around or just ST the Titan and cleave with caustic

If we aren't allowed to bully the ferals then who are we allowed to bully?
Boomkins
hunters and droods
And mages. And ret paladins
Youre allowed to bully ferals, we just bite so you gotta be ready for that
but i was a mage myself until i converted to the dark side of rogues
Vendetten got nonverbal, after offering Koffing to ban him
Oh uhh
Sure ig, but can i come back
like immediatly after
I dont think thats how bans work
I'm too dumb to abide by the laws of physics
:D
Got curve last night and i thought i did pretty well
Parsed blue, and was kinda confused so i looked at logs
Turns out there are less SV parses on H dimmy than aug parses
and when you have 2 passive trinkets and no mythic weapon
It's hard to parse well when there are that fewXD
imagine being fucking meele robin hood
Is this the face of mercy
Imagine being an MM or BM Virgin

They dont have a Spear


Yes
DHs are a favorite
Ok well depending on what edible things you bring it probably is mercy


I feel like I see a feral 1/100 lobbies but that guy is fucking shredding
I would kill myself
I mean yeah, shred is one of their rotational abilities 
when do we cast nether prism in M+?
on dm
When you press dm
yeah on DM Cooldown and also if the last boss of the dungeon has like 20% hp and you dont have any cooldowns coming up in the next 2 minutes you can press on trinket cooldown just to max out the last little dps 😄
guys hows assa now with all those bugs ? Is he losing like 20% dps in m+ ? my rogue friend is driving crazy and he like i need to swicth, assa is bugged i should do 20% more
not 20%, but it's a non negligible amount
But sin still blasts in keys
I feel a little weaker as before but im still top dps in most keys...but im also just a pleb playing 12s...
And I feel like the statement "you should do 20%" is questionable in itself xD
And like, if you ain't pushing, who gives a fuck play whatever 
and why is he driving himself "crazy" about your class? 😄
I love how initially it was 10%, then it became 15%, and now it's 20% 
Can't believe the bugs got us for 25%
close the discord cmon pack it up
i mean, every1 is pushing, just different key levels right ? 😄 hes just losing his mind and i was just like well, in week1 u had 720weapon, now every1 has it and every1 is pumping now, its like he expected to do 2mil overall more than others or idk
if they don't fix the bugs they will have to compensate with a 30% aura buff
Its that Youtube Short that went viral on why Casual is now playing sub instead of Assa and it was said the hidden nerf was 15%
It’s crazy cause the season I stop caring about spec balance and just playing what I want I beat my peak IO in 2 weeks
yeah but it's still funny how the amount increases with each iteration 
I still top keys I'm in when playing sin, yeah the bugs lower the numbers but you're gonna play better on a spec you're comfortable with, even with bugs, than trying to swap to something you're less familiar with
26% 
That’s a bigger buff than ret got
no, it's 35%
The bugs reduce our damage by like 69% guys cmon
∞%
Don’t make it up to be better than it is




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