assassination

[golden loom]

chill 2 combo points on deathmark coin crits

[haughty flicker]

lemme see if i can find one

[golden loom]

we were yapping about it here yesterday, sec

@balmy condor

[runic hinge]

I've rerolled back to this spec

it took me 5 whole days

[haughty flicker]

[golden loom]

so fatebound has free combo points for no reason, 8-10% potential tier set bug stuff, truly the coinflip spec

[balmy condor]

I found a log

[haughty flicker]

i forgot to look for one i got distracted

[dense cedar]

This is why Whispyr was talking about crit for FB before, was secretly telling us to abuse this bug

[fierce sigil]

hey guys.. would u switch out a 671 Jastor Diamond with a 691 Radiant Necromancers Band? The Vers/Mastery "BiS" Ring

[runic hinge]

I'd sim it

[elfin flame]

so in like pure ST patchwerk, is it worth refreshing existing bleeds (rupture/garrote) before entering cds even if it means refreshing them before the pandemic window?

and if so - is it the result of which of the following:

1. we dont want to refresh bleeds while ramping stacks of kb

or 2) the magnitude of our abilities just do more damage with things like shiv, an on-use trinket and pot such that we really only want to press envenom during them.

this question stemmed from this article https://maxroll.gg/wow/class-guides/assassination-rogue-raid-guide#deep-dive-header suggesting its actually good refreshing bleeds pre-pandemic window when entering cds. I do this sometimes in aoe to avoid refreshing rupture during a caustic spatter window, but i hadn't considered it for like raid ST

sorr yfor the build up had to cook it a little

[balmy condor]

I can check it again

but that has never been a thing

[golden loom]

for the KB stacking atleast it doesnt matter

[balmy condor]

also excuse me what

what the hell is this

[haughty flicker]

incredible

[balmy condor]

maxroll's done it again, brilliancy

[haughty flicker]

potion envenom deathmark into mut kingsbane trinket

incredibly based

[balmy condor]

no shiv

[dense cedar]

shiv is for nerds

[balmy condor]

unnecessary button

anyway

[haughty flicker]

shiv precisely 2 muts after kingsbane

no sooner

[elfin flame]

ya maxroll made me a little sketchy but they do have purfecto as an author

[balmy condor]

I can add that to my list of things to check shindig

[haughty flicker]

i think they have perfectos name on ai slop

but i cant speak for that obviously

[elfin flame]

but i know some guides will just put the names of top rogues even if they dont write the guide

[balmy condor]

that makes it worse btw

[elfin flame]

ive had people reach out to me for that

[balmy condor]

he is not known for his rational ideas

[elfin flame]

oh lol ok w

[haughty flicker]

w question though

[cunning needle]

smh rotation from maxroll, you should take it from noxxic instead

[haughty flicker]

noxxic holy

what a blast from the past

[elfin flame]

ive never heard of this website

[cunning needle]

https://www.noxxic.com/wow/guide/assassination-rogue/dps-rotation-and-cooldowns

its good

[elfin flame]

holy underground assa rogue guides

[balmy condor]

yeah noxxic was the OG ai slop

[cunning needle]

you can trust it

[elfin flame]

guys keep them comnig

we need more

[balmy condor]

noxxic was like primetime AI slop during legion

[elfin flame]

give me the most underground dark web assa guides NOW

[balmy condor]

alongside askmrrobot

askmrrobot wanted to be simulationcraft 2.0

[golden loom]

I was gonna link your youtube but that would be rude!

[balmy condor]

except they had no theorycrafters

and their shit was rubbish

but they both just pumped their pages full of like "BEST MOST OPTIMAL SUPER GIGA"

[elfin flame]

[balmy condor]

and baited a bunch of noobs for like 3 expansions

until they finally crumbled

[haughty flicker]

it me

[dense cedar]

we should start up a new one

[haughty flicker]

i was the baited noob

[dense cedar]

tell epople not to use mutilate or something

[balmy condor]

askmrrobot also shot themselves in the foot when they released a whole article about how class discords are toxic and questions don't get answered

[marsh fjord]

Man i just went to the maxroll guide

and holy shit

thats cursed

[cunning needle]

i bet you used pawn as well or something

[balmy condor]

let me find the video

they took it down

but infexious covered it I know that

[haughty flicker]

actually no i just didnt use addons at all

[cunning needle]

infexious gaming here

[marsh fjord]

It even says that perfecto made it? LOL

[rotund oak]

''reviewed'' by others as well

lilke what did they review exactly

[delicate bone]

ChatGPT

[balmy condor]

wait did he delete his channel

[delicate bone]

lmao

[dense cedar]

seems so

[balmy condor]

bro he's gone

no

that's rogue history

I can never hear him say "CRAT"

wait I'm actually so sad

[dense cedar]

had to be placed in "Classified" I suppose

[haughty flicker]

[balmy condor]

now shindig probably thinks I'm a fucking schizo

[cunning needle]

thinks?

[balmy condor]

[cunning needle]

brother this is common knowledge

[rotund oak]

yeah was sub'd since bfa for the snapshot tech,no channel in my list

[elfin flame]

whispyr you're frreaking me out

[dense cedar]

Once you start uploading rogue yt content, its only a matter of time before you get shut down

[elfin flame]

jk all good maybe part of it was a bait guide but i am still interested to learn whether or not the pre bleed thign is worth

[dense cedar]

rogue is not meant to be allowed to be known

[elfin flame]

so if ever somethign comes up please let me kno!

[elfin flame]

the ops are on my tail

[balmy condor]

some of the Ask mr robot blogs are hilarious btw

[dense cedar]

im gonna miss you in 6 months

[rotund oak]

love the duck btw 😂

[haughty flicker]

based

i want guides to offer me bad choices

[balmy condor]

want guides to offer more choices but when I put 5 m+ builds into my guide they tell me to kms and don't even open the talent page to read the blurbs about the builds

[cunning needle]

i don't want more choices

[haughty flicker]

did you hear about this new chinese bleed build thats going around

[rotund oak]

thats how market works 😉

[cunning needle]

i want less choices

choices are overrated

[golden loom]

the one without kingsbane?

[marsh fjord]

are you not? 😄

[haughty flicker]

yeah insane tech

[red schooner]

Choices require me to think

I don't want to think

[balmy condor]

this is also insane

because that implies

that 66% of players

don't think their rotation is the problem

[cunning needle]

[haughty flicker]

holy

that goes insane

[red schooner]

My issue is that the swirlies call to me

[haughty flicker]

what do the other two thirds think is holding them back

[balmy condor]

idk

[red schooner]

Mechanics maybe

[sullen hearth]

gear

[haughty flicker]

"fuck i do my rotation perfectly but the rest of my group is so ass"

[balmy condor]

do you even know anyone that's answering a survery from askmrrobot?

[sullen hearth]

do you need???

[balmy condor]

they say they survey'd 2500 players

where are they finding 2500 players

[cunning needle]

how do 1/3 people say that when they only got 2 people to reply to the survey

[elfin flame]

1/3 doctors say assassination rogues use agility

[red schooner]

I never got a survey wtf

[golden loom]

I want to find the 10th dentist that recommends using poisoned knife

[spice lagoon]

is my caustic suppose to be this high lol?

[balmy condor]

9/10 doctors say to just refresh bleeds during deathmark, the 10th doctor is maxroll

[haughty flicker]

he made the one button rotation

[balmy condor]

although I guess for this it's not doctors

it's cooks

[drifting cloud]

me 20 times and autoattak 2480 times

[balmy condor]

based

both hands on the keyboard my goat

[marsh fjord]

im kinda done with m+ boys

[golden loom]

if you arent moving your camera with the arrow keys what are you doing

[dense cedar]

raidbots goes euro mode for you, didn't know it worked like that

[marsh fjord]

What do you mean euro mode

[dense cedar]

, instead of .

[balmy condor]

@elfin flame I'll sell you forbidden bleed refresh knowledge in exchange for a +11 delve carry I can't get a hold of hopeful

[marsh fjord]

oh 😄

[haughty flicker]

[marsh fjord]

make EU character and i got you for that knowledge

[drifting cloud]

what if autoattak was just a plant from amr

[golden loom]

if my guide writer cant do a tier 11 delve I am going straight to maxroll

[drifting cloud]

to destabilize the discord servers

[balmy condor]

I mean he had the intellect of a plant

so that adds up

is dread pit good today

where's the delve nerds

[golden loom]

is it smashing skardyn on NA aswell?=

that one is giga free

[drifting cloud]

youre a rogue its fungal folly or dread pit every day depending on story

[nimble tartan]

im missing one karesh rare guys who got the arcane lure

[golden loom]

AH HELL nah

the gems one is aids

you have to use poisoned knife

[drifting cloud]

its not that bad but you do have to kill atleast 4 mobs in it

[grand trail]

Why doing delves tho

Beside the extra crest

[haughty flicker]

it ok

[nimble tartan]

i do delves for rep

[haughty flicker]

there are worse delves

[golden loom]

its the worst dread pit variant by far though

[haughty flicker]

yeah but the worst dread pit variant is still like b tier

[balmy condor]

I could also do these

[elfin flame]

right now?

[haughty flicker]

those are both way worse

[elfin flame]

ill log on

[golden loom]

where is the 4th delve

[balmy condor]

erm

[golden loom]

if its underkeep or something then log the fk in

[grand trail]

Guys I was blessed, only item I looted last week was mythic belt from first boss, which is dps loss before 2 upgrades

[balmy condor]

no no, joke, go bed the m+ mines call for you tomorrow

[dense cedar]

how much stronger is a DM burst Envenom over a regular one?

[elfin flame]

sir yes sir

[balmy condor]

link

[cunning needle]

https://wago.io/DAGg3PbVo/2

[nimble tartan]

guys i got a 4 parse on soulbinder

it was a 3 actually

[delicate bone]

Dead?

[nimble tartan]

my guild doesnt break likle the last few cannisters

noo

[nimble tartan]

we just ignore them and kill the boss lmfao

[cunning needle]

i dunno how they are ranked but im sure people on the internet wouldnt make stuff up

[balmy condor]

WWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[dense cedar]

would this be accurate for rogues?

[haughty flicker]

hm

[balmy condor]

okay now just to find out what these things even are

[cunning needle]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

probably not

accurate for hold w's

[golden loom]

the icons show the regions!

[delicate bone]

Rough lmao

[haughty flicker]

yeah if you dont get the omega pad on second big add spawn its gg

go parse on mythic instead

[balmy condor]

oh sinkhole is bountiful

[haughty flicker]

unless you're doing mythic already then just go enxt

[balmy condor]

I go do that

[cunning needle]

we killed all 3 sets of adds

[haughty flicker]

sinkhole pog

[dense cedar]

I hate sinkhole

[dense cedar]

:(

[haughty flicker]

sinkhole was already piss easy then they removed the water

[marsh fjord]

9 minutes?

[dense cedar]

oh??

[cunning needle]

9 minutes 33 seconds

[balmy condor]

wait

[golden loom]

water removal was the best change of the season

[balmy condor]

its not bountiful

[nimble tartan]

hell yeah

[dense cedar]

the water is gone?

[balmy condor]

KMS

[haughty flicker]

this looks like something my guild would do

[drifting cloud]

you dont need bountiful for the quest

if thats what you want

[golden loom]

yeah both sinkhole and tak-rethan had the water removed

[balmy condor]

I just want my 15 crests

[marsh fjord]

Can you link log

i wanna see something

[cunning needle]

as long as you promise to not look at my opener

https://www.warcraftlogs.com/reports/6RGW9gJcfLZMV3Y7?fight=37&view=rankings

[dense cedar]

sinkhole is the one with the sharks right?

[haughty flicker]

i'll suck your toes

[marsh fjord]

Looking

[balmy condor]

[dense cedar]

am i misremembering the delves

[haughty flicker]

looking

[golden loom]

removed

[balmy condor]

HUH

[cunning needle]

I SAID

DONT LOOK

[haughty flicker]

holy fuck

[marsh fjord]

ITS SUB

[haughty flicker]

hes a gamer

[marsh fjord]

who cares man

😄

[bronze pike]

[balmy condor]

that's a FAT sectec

[haughty flicker]

the fucking insta sectec

[cunning needle]

I MISCLICKED OKAY

[balmy condor]

holy

[haughty flicker]

get that shit on cd right away

dopnt want to miss casts

[dense cedar]

ah, i jsut remember those summoning themselves from across the world to rip me out of stealth at the worst time

[balmy condor]

bro for sure shot up on the meters instantly

[cunning needle]

MY SECTECH KEYBIND IS V
MY FLAG BIND IS SHIFT V

[drifting cloud]

how do you only have 6 deaths in a 9:30 kill

[marsh fjord]

@cunning needle nice item level log tho your guild is holding you back bro

[cunning needle]

im acutally stupid

[drifting cloud]

[cunning needle]

dont ask me why i have those binds

[quiet oar]

Ah yes

[golden loom]

Chad on CD user vs virgin wait for all cds to line up

[twin plume]

V is for vanish bro

[haughty flicker]

v is for vendetta

[quiet oar]

The classic Raw Sectech

[haughty flicker]

[cunning needle]

my B is bound to blind for this reason

[red schooner]

I can't speak about binds lest the deadly poison incident happens again

[balmy condor]

bro bran is so fucking ugly who coded this AI

I bet AI could code a better AI

[red schooner]

V is for crimson Vial

[earnest remnant]

what the helli

[drifting cloud]

hes way worse this season for me atleast

[marsh fjord]

Bro brann just tanks my entire dungeon for me man

like he juset goes where ever the fuck he pleases

[drifting cloud]

last season he didnt ninja pull this much

I swear

[red schooner]

Envenom used to be on shift+e for me, big e for big envenom

[dense cedar]

my fav brann interaction is when you hit something with Sap, so he decides to shoot it awake again

[red schooner]

It makes sense

[cunning needle]

IT WAS A MISCLICK DONT JUDGE ME

[marsh fjord]

and brann litteraly tanks everything in shit you cant stand in

this is worse then thorgast

[earnest remnant]

i dont judge, im playing assa in raid

[marsh fjord]

and you cant change my mind

[dense cedar]

torghast felt like it was 50 hours each run

[balmy condor]

BRO HE JUST UNSTEALTHED TO MINE TWO PIECES OF RANK ONE BISMUTH

LOCK IN BROTHER

[cunning needle]

[haughty flicker]

HERES YOUR TAKE OF THE SPOILS!

[dense cedar]

tbh, delves might actually be worse if brann was perfect

[drifting cloud]

fake

[quiet oar]

I wish you could kill Brann for 50% more Health and DMG/Heal Done

[marsh fjord]

Everytime i do a delve im crashing out

[haughty flicker]

tome of sacrifice for brann pls

[marsh fjord]

Good for your mental

[red schooner]

Nah its worse when you die due to him pulling 4 fucking packs at once AND HE HAS THE GALL TO SAY, 'SURELY YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT'

[quiet oar]

Found a bit of gold

[dense cedar]

its the kinda solo content the game needed

[marsh fjord]

yeah true

[dense cedar]

even people who don't do raid or m+ can have a shitty teammate that makes them mad

[haughty flicker]

DONT STAND THERE

[red schooner]

I WOULDN'T BUT I HIT SHADOWDANCE AND YOU RAN TO NARNIA

[golden loom]

Those webs will summon nerubians, doooont stand in them, WHILE HE HIMSELF STANDS IN BLACKHOLES ON KYVEZA

[dense cedar]

being an open world content-only rogue must be the most miserable experience

[jolly stirrup]

Guys I need your prayers, I have only one mythic slot in vault, pray for me that its either set piece or smth I can transform, except pants, I have set pants already.

Help a brother out

[dense cedar]

you can skip a bunch of stuff

[supple spindle]

btw how did yall like ky'veza?

[earnest remnant]

no u

[dense cedar]

but can't solo any of the things that a WW or warlock could

[red schooner]

The black holes don't summon nerubians

So its fine

[cunning needle]

open world content as outlaw rogue is the most miserable experience*

[haughty flicker]

it was fun

[supple spindle]

facts

[haughty flicker]

[red schooner]

Good solo boss

[cunning needle]

imagine resetting content every time you do your rotation

[dense cedar]

i should rly do ??

[marsh fjord]

ky'veza was cool but shit rewards

give me some cool ass transmorg bro

[supple spindle]

amen to that actually

[nova kelp]

?? whatchumean?

[marsh fjord]

or give me a weapon skin who cares for a fucking void toy man

[dense cedar]

my rogue already wearing enough purple

[supple spindle]

did you see the chinese swimsuit transmog? it's hella goated imo

especially the hat

[quiet oar]

Using vanish and mobs resetting

[cunning needle]

vanish go brrr

[red schooner]

One of the delve bosses reset instantly when I used vanish and I hated life

Because I kept muscle memorying it

[dense cedar]

brann moment too tbh

he only feigns like half the time

[nova kelp]

vanish doesn't have to reset mobs in the open world

just hit your next attack in the same gcd

[quiet oar]

Its a 50/50

[nova kelp]

nah

I do that shit all the time

[quiet oar]

It either works

or it doesnt

[nova kelp]

I havne't had a mob accidentally reset for years

[dense cedar]

all things are a 50/50

[quiet oar]

exactly

[nova kelp]

slight adjustment to sqw, slight adjustment to play cadence on planned vanish

100%

[red schooner]

Yeah this delve boss reset instantly. Never had an issue with it in the open world.

It was weird

[nova kelp]

oh the ambush thing?

the ambush thing is different if that's what you mean

[red schooner]

Nah he just reset instantly.

Like, millisecond I hit vanish, boss disappeared

[nova kelp]

oh idk

I don't seem to suffer the vanish thing like peeps talk about often

maybe it's a shit lag bonus

the ambush thing in delves is just hyper shit though

[faint fulcrum]

Does brann play dead same time?

[nova kelp]

he tries to pd when you vanish

but he's also just a fucking dick

[balmy condor]

wait these flickergate mobs are ridiculous

[nova kelp]

???\

[dense cedar]

do u mean the wastelander guys?

[balmy condor]

bro I just got railed

[nova kelp]

oh you're in that place

yeah

[balmy condor]

what did they feed these things

[nova kelp]

they'll fuck you

[red schooner]

No clue, I try my best to ignore the little fucker

[balmy condor]

what does the flickergate do

[earnest remnant]

tell brann to taunt, ong

delve fast yep yep

[balmy condor]

can I just skip this

[red schooner]

Play sub, hit shadowdance

Brann is now tank

[dense cedar]

u just click it for more rewards

[nova kelp]

bro, you tricks brann and then he spends 12 minutes just jumping backwards either pulling more shit, or unteathering the adds

[quiet oar]

Brann as Healer with the Weakaura that shows me the Potion cooldown

was a gamechanger for me

[balmy condor]

aw hell naw

I'm outta here

[nova kelp]

I think it's time to face facts whispyr

delves are just too hard for you

[dense cedar]

i had a rly fun delve gen the otehr day

[balmy condor]

I'm a rogue man I'm not cut out for the delve life

[nova kelp]

YO dude, when you get those packs stacked

absolutely fuck that life

that is a guaranteed skip

[dense cedar]

i just burst the main boss as hard as possible

[balmy condor]

the fact that you can't even sudden demise in delves

[dense cedar]

leecher is the final boss of that story

[balmy condor]

is so fucked

[dense cedar]

had to fight there

[lethal swallow]

Sometimes the flickergate turns into a portal you can go in and then just clear that room to finish the delve

[wicked kayak]

!WA

[prisma monolith]

Assassination Weakauras/Plater profiles:
Whispyr's Afenar Edit
Luxthos's Group
LE's Group
LE's Rogue Collection
Devlin's Group
Ceverion's Plater
Whispyr's Plater

[nova kelp]

then sometimes you get to use one of your 36 quartz

[wise pilot]

Quick tldr on phone: aoe dot 5 with rup, bout the same with garr, Tempest everything, dont use shiv if darkness is up, envenom alot use shiv right after our big cd+didnt just forget the name or nothing) then after its over or was it when the first shiv is over?

[balmy condor]

I had to read that like 7 times and I still don't think I got it

but you shiv when the first shiv expires

[chilly lichen]

Fr? Haha theyll Patch this with Midnight Trust

[dense cedar]

im gonna miss fungal folly in midnight

[stable sinew]

how i improve

[dense cedar]

hit harder

[stable sinew]

okay ill write that one down

[balmy condor]

yeah sudden demise doesn't work in delves or any outdoor content because the outdoor content has hidden item level scaling so you don't insta-pushover things in world quests when you get an extra 60 ilvl, and that bricks it

[crisp venture]

what trinks u got

[stable sinew]

prism/pace

[hearty seal]

is this overall or enc

[crisp venture]

what have u macrod prism to? if anything

[balmy condor]

bro posts a 10 mil dps details meter where he gapped the other two guys by a canyon's length

and just goes

"how I improve"

holy hell

giga chad

[stable sinew]

its troll

[haughty flicker]

well there are probably better racials

[dense cedar]

whispyr ban this guy now

[haughty flicker]

but i dont think troll is bad

[chilly lichen]

Nerf assa

[red schooner]

Troll best choice

[dense cedar]

nelf besto

[chilly lichen]

Dont post it on boomie dc oho

[hearty seal]

meanwhile I can't go beyond 7m overalls

smh

and even that only in flood/priory/some halls

[stable sinew]

i mean im pretty geared

prism/pace, 4 set, crafted weap

[hearty seal]

I'm 695 S2 4set...

[stable sinew]

and i command my tank like my pet

[dense cedar]

i'm 696 S2 2set, i feel you

[hearty seal]

not gonna get 4 set until like
the week after the next

no cata charges and I have no hopes of getting raid drops

[dense cedar]

We saw 1 Zenith drop from the raid this week

was rly sad

[hearty seal]

2s is a possibility, just need a hero item to catalyze because I swear I get only neck/rings/gloves/boots

[jade hemlock]

Is there any optimisation for the use of shiv with the new tier? I.e in reference to the part that consumes the deathstalker's mark - or do we just use the same

[haughty flicker]

we saw 2 pieces of zenith in all of normal and heroic

was very cool

i was at least able to snag a pity curio off of dimensius

[brisk forge]

What was the key lvl?

[hearty seal]

one zenith this week, yeah
didn't win either of the two curios

[stable sinew]

12

[balmy condor]

in ST you wouldn't want to shiv with darkest night up, in aoe it doesn't really matter at all

[dense cedar]

a lotta raid groups probably happy to have that happen lol

[haughty flicker]

a lotta raids can suck my dick

2 champ track tier pieces smh

[dense cedar]

you'd probs rather have mystic or dreadful drop

[haughty flicker]

im sadge

[dense cedar]

[hearty seal]

not gonna catalyze a champ item bro

[dense cedar]

lucky you

[nova kelp]

scurred

[hearty seal]

won't get me 4p anyway so no point...

[real granite]

Guys, fast question, ascension vs weapon grip. M+ bleed build. Do i lose st with grip? Do i lose to much overall with ascension? Is it really worth it trying to boost st through ascension and loosing overall? does it really matter at all

[haughty flicker]

no sending catalyst on champ track would be psychotic behavior

[dense cedar]

getting random heroic gear is fine tho

m+ drops it

[hearty seal]

ye just waiting for a drop

[dense cedar]

im betting on myself getting a myth track head piece from vault

to catalyze

[hearty seal]

it's like less than 1% opt I think

so it doesn't actually matter as long as you're using those embel slots

[real granite]

1% overall diff? but is ascension better st and grip aoe?

[haughty flicker]

Craft a sporecloak

[balmy condor]

you're either picking the 0.8% embellishment or the 0.8% embellishment

[haughty flicker]

[balmy condor]

[hearty seal]

god I wish
though ngl
if I get a Priory myth head
I'm not catalyzing it
my crit is in shambles as it is

[balmy condor]

embellishments overall

have 0 impact

as it stands right they're like on the cusp of not being worth crafting at all

[buoyant herald]

priory is simming worse for me in ST than pvp trinket 7 ilvls lower rip (only 2set)

[dense cedar]

i got socket coins from first vault. so i wanna get that shit locked in for the season

can toss my diamond inside it and never think again

[haughty flicker]

That goes hard

Are your stats weird or is pvp trinket just giga

[buoyant herald]

pvp trinket is kinda giga

[balmy condor]

with turbo boost confirmed for this season there's like an actual concern if we even use crafted gear

[buoyant herald]

tbh

[hearty seal]

ye I'd do the same

[haughty flicker]

I have to sim it later

[buoyant herald]

694 ilvl has 15k+ agi on a 1min

[haughty flicker]

Have a champ track lily and that's it

[buoyant herald]

and 2k crit

[hearty seal]

it's gonna have the same catchup for crafted, won't it?

[dense cedar]

our tier set looks so hot

blizz knocked it outta the park with the design

[buoyant herald]

i think this one is kinda bland tbh

[haughty flicker]

Well idk if I'd go that far

[balmy condor]

it will indeed, but embellishments don't scale with ilvl

[haughty flicker]

Double coup goes hard

[dense cedar]

ur being sent to the torment dimension

[buoyant herald]

im already speaking the rogue discord

[haughty flicker]

And 90s deathmark is better than just "you do more damage"

[dense cedar]

meant visually

[haughty flicker]

Deathstalker tier is just normal you do more damage though

[red schooner]

I'm liking the 90s thing, its fun.

[haughty flicker]

Oh

I mean

Yeah it's ok

[dense cedar]

fully covered face is very big

love that stuff

[hearty seal]

yeah that's why I'm thinking really hard about just crafting a neck and swapping the dagger to a lens
it's like 1700 stat loss, p sure good stats on neck will work better and there's a really shit neck pool this season for crit/mastery

[haughty flicker]

It's kinda just aberrus v2 but I like the chest and pants

[dense cedar]

tbh i don't think i'm gonna be wearing it tho

i like my urple tmog i have rn

aberrus mad stupid looking tho

[haughty flicker]

Yeah this one kinda is too

Better than last tier at least

[dense cedar]

do hunters ever get anything that looks good

[wise pilot]

Let me redo- make sure to dot at least 5 targets with rupture and garrote, and make sure to have Tempest on every target. Use envenom as often as you can unless you gotta redot. Use shiv right after big cd and once again shiv is over. Dont use shiv when darkness is active. Correct and easier to understand now? @balmy condor

[dense cedar]

gotta throw outlaw a bone every so often I guess

[hearty seal]

quite often tbh
just not the helms

[dense cedar]

i guess I just don't vibe with any of them

[real granite]

so we should consider siming for pure stat crafts vs forcing embelish slots

[swift whale]

is it not better to refresh (even out of pandemic) right before DM?

[haughty flicker]

Are you John maxroll

[wide quail]

what does DM mean?

[onyx pond]

Deathmark

[wind anvil]

What is this from? Link?

[wide quail]

wowhead guide

https://www.wowhead.com/guide/classes/rogue/assassination/rotation-cooldowns-pve-dps

[onyx pond]

i am trying to help

[humble verge]

u

[jade hemlock]

are the boots with the proc effect bis?

[zenith elm]

❤️❤️❤️

[balmy condor]

yes

[balmy condor]

I mean "forcing" embellishment slots, offhand dagger and wrists are giga shit slots regardless of anything

so like offhand dagger you probably always embellish at minimum

but the actual embellishment you put on there is whatever

put focusing lens who cares

[ashen orbit]

I can actively feel

[balmy condor]

all of them do fuckall for damage

[ashen orbit]

Whispyr reaching into my brain

and making me less cringe about stats

But the second I play the game I look at my 33 % haste and get angry

[buoyant herald]

how though

[ashen orbit]

New character, Ilvl is kind

king

[buoyant herald]

and every single piece of gear is haste heavy? unlucky

[balmy condor]

this has never been the case before, I'm double checking cause shindig asked me to but I see no reason why it would be true now all of a sudden

[ashen orbit]

I havnt even found an on use trinket yet

[buoyant herald]

go get the pvp one

[ashen orbit]

Yeah, but ill get there

[ashen orbit]

wait, actually super based

[buoyant herald]

it's very good early

[ashen orbit]

Gotta google how to get that

[buoyant herald]

join a war crate farm group

get 700 conq in like 30 mins

profit?

[ashen orbit]

But it's the same with my SP, also only haste, and now haste is not as good anymore

You actively improve me as a person

[ashen orbit]

oh sick

I just wanna get rid of my sac brood trinket

[buoyant herald]

yeah i think sacbrood is bait unless you're outlaw and need the haste

but yeah the pvp one is very good for its ilvl

[nova kelp]

sacbrood sims quite well for me atm

[ashen orbit]

I will go have fun doing that while at work tomorrow

[ashen orbit]

not when you got 33% haste

[buoyant herald]

i had one at 691 and it was simming worse than my old pacemaker

[nova kelp]

it just depends on your stats

[buoyant herald]

wasn't THAT hard up for crit either

but yeah for sure

[nova kelp]

for me it sims a little better than pacemaker

maybe I could consider simming it again but changing my weapon enchants again

[buoyant herald]

maybe i should try it again too

[runic hinge]

691 sacbrood is simming better than pacemaker and I got like 22% haste

Stats are wack

[balmy condor]

man this guide is rough

[nova kelp]

I mean also build

[dense cedar]

all my stats are pretty equal

funny how that worked out

[nova kelp]

like sacbrood is bound to do better in a sim if youre bleed as opposed to fb

[buoyant herald]

yeah sacbrood still in the doldrums

[dense cedar]

only mastery scary ahead

[buoyant herald]

684 pace > 694 sac

[pastel ermine]

st sim?

[buoyant herald]

ye

[dense cedar]

this for ST?

scabrood will probably win for M+

should check that

[old obsidian]

https://www.raidbots.com/simbot/report/gHAHj82FbKELxXi3SDnhMM emmm... doble active trinket...?

[balmy condor]

I mean given your only alternative is a mediocre hero track trinket from last season

yes

[leaden epoch]

is assa equal with outlaw with performance?

[balmy condor]

that kind of makes sense

[nova kelp]

in raid? no, better apart from maybe 1 fight
in m+? god no, much better

[crisp venture]

alot of dungeons have pulls with target counts of over 5 lol

[old obsidian]

and full crit Fate is insane

god

[leaden epoch]

we go deathstalker right

[crisp venture]

in m+ i think..?

[nova kelp]

and I'd still put sin over it

[crisp venture]

fb in raid

[dense cedar]

i got a 701 sacbrood that was like a 0.4% gain over 684 pace for FB STm but was like a 1.3% gain for Deathstalker dslice

[balmy condor]

in m+ full deathstalker

[dense cedar]

very funny

[balmy condor]

in raid 80% fb

[distant plinth]

FB op with 43% crit brothers get the crit!

[crisp venture]

yea i know thats my point, imagine outlaw first part of gambit

sweats

[distant plinth]

had a crazy pull on loominar myth yesterday, coin was my top dmg haha

[nova kelp]

tbh I just wouldn't play OL unless it vastly out paces sin, it' sjust too much effort to do unless it gaps

who the fuck wants to sweat that hard

[crisp venture]

tbf for my 4th boss hc kill I had an insane outlaw pumping

[nova kelp]

I'm a gamer, not kenny omega

[distant plinth]

outlaw is for adhd kids

[dense cedar]

outlaw fun

the target cap evil

[distant plinth]

im to old for outlaw T_T my wrist hurts after 10min gameplay

[earnest remnant]

outlaw bad
target cap funny
too many jokes you can aim at them

[pastel ermine]

how many target sim should we sim for forgeweaver heroic?

[nova kelp]

it's not my hands, it's my brain
playing OL for more than 4 keys is like
bro, I need to lie down
cognitive overload

[nova kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/squint-eye-sad-about-to-cry-gif-12357864

[balmy condor]

1

[nova kelp]

whispyr hehehehe
how many patchwork targets should I sim for soul hunters?

[dense cedar]

80

[nova kelp]

hahahahaa

[balmy condor]

2 target cleave add

[winged quail]

Does anyone know if the fractilus trinket resets stacks when you start a key?

[balmy condor]

they do not

[winged quail]

Ohhhh

[nova kelp]

oh fuck off

nooooooooooooooooo

we're NOT stacking that shit prior to entering a key

[winged quail]

Imma prestack that shit

[nova kelp]

get

absolutely

fucked

[earnest remnant]

im like pretty sure it does

or my wa is borked af

[nova kelp]

I'm so triggered right now

[balmy condor]

I'm like pretty sure it doesn't cause I just did a key and it didn't

[nova kelp]

I'm going to go tank a key, JUST to test it

[earnest remnant]

mine did yesterday

[winged quail]

Well I know what I’m trying today

[nova kelp]

Im going to be SO mad

[balmy condor]

[haughty flicker]

[balmy condor]

I had a 10 stacker going into the first pack in my flood

idk what to tell you

maybe the game is working as intended again

just like fatebound 4pc

and fatebound tails coins giving cp

and probably like 35 other things

[earnest remnant]

[nova kelp]

oh hey yeah

the fb 4 p thing

should we just like wait

or send?

[balmy condor]

[earnest remnant]

hold kb for 15 is what id do

[nova kelp]

it's so fucking confusing

[earnest remnant]

if it happens

[winged quail]

It always fucks me up

[nova kelp]

I end up having to wait like 30ish seconds to line the next dm up with vanish

[winged quail]

Griefs my planned CDs

[dense cedar]

lucky people complaints

[nova kelp]

idk what to tell you

just like

get loot

also

[dense cedar]

my myth track head is gonna go hard

you just wait and see

[nova kelp]

Just tested 18 stacks of prism, started a key, as soon as the key timer finished, stacks gone

[winged quail]

I farmed 28 eco domes for the trinket just for fractilussy to give me a better trinket the next day

Suffering from success

[nova kelp]

so maybe you can use it just before the timer runs out?

[earnest remnant]

you wont really get anything from that

the duration is too short

[nova kelp]

yeah

thank fuck then, no prestacking necessary

I'd feel obliged

shits so big

[earnest remnant]

yup

[balmy condor]

whack

[earnest remnant]

as soon as the gate drops it resets

[balmy condor]

oh when the gate drops

[nova kelp]

yar

[balmy condor]

yeah idk then

[earnest remnant]

so in most dungeons, its useless to pre stack

[balmy condor]

I just had load screen

and saw 10

and went

"sick"

[nova kelp]

kinda a pity, coz like
starting floodgate with a 20 stack would be kinda mad

[earnest remnant]

well that would technically be impossible

cuz it only goes to 18

[nova kelp]

but those minutes BEFORE a key is like... my coffee making time

oh

well

yeah

that's a fair point

[earnest remnant]

xD

im just being an ass

[nova kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/feliz-alegre-sorriso-burro-gif-14645687

[narrow siren]

on 3 targets do u use fan of knives or ambush proc from blindside to generate combo points? (no clear the witness active)

[dense cedar]

Anyone gotten any real Death's Arrival value yet?

[nova kelp]

y'know, sometimes new people ask questions, and I'm like "mannnn I thought I was good at this, now I realise some things I just vibe solve"

[balmy condor]

!fok

[prisma monolith]

Fok Conditions Post-Buff
Fan of Knives as a generator to replace ambush/mutilate:

• Baseline 3+ targets, -1 if talented into momentum of despair and thrown precision, +1 if talented into vicious venoms, +1 if talented into blindside. (Generally 5 with raid build, 3 with Bleed m+, 2 with Hybrid m+)
  Fan of Knives with Clear the Witnesses Up:
• Baseline 2+ targets, -1 if lingering darkness is up or you aren't talented into vicious venoms. With Vicious Venoms casting during lingering darkness is dps neutral.
  Fan of Knives with Darkest Night Up:
• Only on 2+ targets, or without Vicious Venoms talented. This is also a very very minor optimization

The most important to remember is the generator rules, clear the witnesses and darkest night optimizations can be effectively ignored as they are not meaningful DPS improvements

[nova kelp]

like jpc earlier "most people just dont press buttons fast enough"
tips from the high end - press fasterer

[haughty flicker]

i spam the fuck out of buttons

rwf soon?

[nova kelp]

same lol

it's kinda true though, if you ever wana see wild shit, do an lfr and log it

then go through that shit

it's NOT what you think

[dense cedar]

some people play like they have the obr penalty, its just how it is

[nova kelp]

most people are PLAYING

like

PLAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYING

just incredibly poorly

[dense cedar]

i mean people in lfr are just there to vaguely afk till the boss dies

[nova kelp]

see

that's what I THOUGHT

most times it's not true

it's just like

[haughty flicker]

lmao was looking to see what you were talking about

[nova kelp]

bm hunters that probably don't have kill command on their bar

[haughty flicker]

this goes hard

[nova kelp]

they just... bash cobra

forever

but actively

with variable cadence

like they're ACTUALLY there

present

playing

just badly

they're going to do incredibly well as of midnight when we get the ability to log in on mobile and do 1 button rotation

[haughty flicker]

one button gaming is bis

[nova kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-laughing-kristen-bell-gif-6139291

I HONED MY SKILL THROUGH YEARS OF PRACTICE
meanwhile the devs:

[dense cedar]

need them to add zbr for me

[balmy condor]

I mean obr is pretty bad though

[dense cedar]

i talk mad shit here but im actually turbo shit

[nova kelp]

it's a good thing for the game overall tbh

[dense cedar]

obr would probably help me

[nova kelp]

accessabiliity is good

[haughty flicker]

bis for leveling alts i dont care enough to learn even the most basic thing about

obr through some timewalking while watching netflix

[nova kelp]

I struggle using it, even on alts and such

it's like playing bm

[dense cedar]

the reason to play bm is to have cute animals

[nova kelp]

if I wanted to play a game with such little active effort I'd play balatro

[dense cedar]

not actually play the spec

[nova kelp]

maybe that's my problem with it, they let us catch ravens ages ago and since then my pets never changed

[haughty flicker]

ive said it before but if bm was even slightly more interesting to play i'd main it in a heartbeat

ranged with complete freedom of movement

and you get cool pets

giga

instead they did the opposite and made dire beasts passive

so even less to do

[dense cedar]

my pet of choice is still just elegon tbh

[nova kelp]

cringe tryhard

[dense cedar]

raid boss pets are funny

[nova kelp]

LOOK AT MAH BOSS PET

[dense cedar]

i thought the tryhard pet was the weird outland crabs

[haughty flicker]

apparently there's a bug right now where you can make certain pets massive

[dense cedar]

ravagers?

[nova kelp]

using a boss for a bm pet is the hunter equivalent of playing titans warrior

[haughty flicker]

full size oondasta running around

[nova kelp]

MMMMMMMMMMMMAH BIG WEPON

2 OF EM

[grim jay]

You mean like there has been most of the time?

[red schooner]

I'm kind of liking fatebound, its nice to not think about the mark

[dense cedar]

deja just hates MoP

so sad

[red schooner]

Just, chill

[wispy iris]

so how does the double cd on 4pc happen

[nova kelp]

woah woah

I love mop

[narrow siren]

so if fan of knives with clear the witness is 2+ targets should i replace this fan of knives with another ambush?

[wispy iris]

it kept happening every other heroic dimensius pull for me

[dense cedar]

stop bieng mean to my cloud serpent then buddy

he's trying his best to not get stuck behind things

[nova kelp]

different strokes

[balmy condor]

this looks like a bleed build, in which case you're not talented into vicious venoms, which means you consume clear the witnesses in single target

[nova kelp]

some people like to use flying pets that ignore most of the dumb terrain shit

[narrow siren]

o ok i missed that

thx

[nova kelp]

oh that gets tagged, my b

[haughty flicker]

look at this idiot getting automodded

[nova kelp]

apparently

I don't get it often

[haughty flicker]

also do flying pets actually path any better

[dense cedar]

the bomb crabs are a fun pet

[haughty flicker]

i figured they were just the same as other pets

[nova kelp]

unfortunately yeah they do

slightly

[haughty flicker]

hm

[nova kelp]

they still fly AROUND grooves in the floor

[wispy iris]

and when it happens do you just send kb without cb

[nova kelp]

but they don't get STUCK as much

[timber obsidian]

Anyone know of any WA that has audio ques for the dots?

[nova kelp]

unsure tbh, ever since I found out that custom sounds are one of the most common reasons you freeze in raid when a mechanic goes off I avoid them as much as possible

[lilac kite]

Most people are playing bleed build w/o kingsbane in m+ yeah?

[dense cedar]

Yes

oh another good pet, the zerith mortis wombats

[timber obsidian]

first time trying assa rogue so been struggling keeping track of my garrote/rupture any tips?

[balmy condor]

@elfin flame Fatebound

Deathstalker

as expected, refreshing on pandemic is just equal. Also expected,the more duration you "waste" from forcing a refresh before pandemic, the worse it gets

[dense cedar]

makes sense

[grim jay]

Using plater

[nova kelp]

so just... perfectly time everything so that your pandemic timer hits at the exact same time that you have the exact gcds just prior to hitting cds forehead

[dense cedar]

exactly

[icy roost]

do u target swapp in the opener or do u just send garrote and rupture into prio target and let it spread in carnage?

[nova kelp]

in the end everything is dark souls
play perfectly
make no mistakes
easy

[haughty flicker]

every time i target swap i lose my main target and get fucked

because im bad at the game

so instead i send into main target

gg

[dense cedar]

its better to hit other targets, but its not mandatory

[grim jay]

!carnage

[prisma monolith]

Indiscriminate Carnage Targetting and Swapping
TLDRMouseovers/Target swapping is optimal on 6 target, or 8+ targets, but not necessarily required

• The 2 Bleeds spread by carnage are smart and will prioritize mobs without the bleed. If everything already has bleeds it'll apply randomly
• You as the character are still casting the bleed against your target like normal, this is why people will sometimes use mouseover macros or swap targets

Swapping targets is situationally better, but can be ignored if you're having difficulties with it. Take 5 mob aoe as an example, your first garrote cast will apply to 3 targets (your target + 2 more). Regardless of if you swap or not, your second cast of garrote will hit your target, and then apply 2 more garrotes, prioritizing the mobs that do not have garrote. In very large aoe pulls (12 or more), a standard opener (garrote-garrote-rupture-rupture-garrote-garrote) will only apply 9 garrotes (3+2+2+2) and 5 ruptures (3+2) if you do not swap, losing you 3 garrotes and a rupture.

It is technically worse, but the situations in which you lose bleeds aren't very common; the lost ruptures/garrotes don't contribute much to your already flooded energy, you don't get additional scent of blood stacks, etc. The loss is purely the extra damage from those bleeds.

[dense cedar]

yipee a message to explain it

ty robot

[haughty flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/hai-gif-10567033442484308038

[grim jay]

I have a purple moving and glowing border around the marked nameplate

Works fine

[haughty flicker]

oh i mean i can find the target again

i just cant click the nameplate

[nova kelp]

y'know... IC just kinda reminds me of explaining explosive shot back in mop
every second question was
"do I have to space out my Explosive shots?"
followed by a cacophony of"
"just spam that shit son"

[grim jay]

[nova kelp]

like intuition gives you "this is complex over think it"
the vets give you "ignore that shit bruh"

[buoyant herald]

you're going to hate this

[dense cedar]

i don't hate anything

i am very kind

[nova kelp]

is that your bm pet?

[buoyant herald]

stone idol lol?

[dense cedar]

have fun playing that

[buoyant herald]

i think i'll throw sacbrood on and take the L

[golden loom]

0,3% for not running double on-use + the stinky idol

W

[buoyant herald]

oh i've got belt set to crit

womp wah

[grim jay]

One who hates isnt unkind

[nova kelp]

leave it on crit

it's cringe changing shit constantly

[buoyant herald]

true

actually

[grim jay]

Potentially can even be kinder than usual, because to hate you gotta feel deeply

[dense cedar]

ur on a trip to the scary realm now

my kindness is over

[grim jay]

[nova kelp]

[dense cedar]

[lilac kite]

How does this sound for a very noob opener in aoe (let’s say 8-15 mobs)

Ambush > garrote 2-3 times > rupture > fok/mutilate > rupture (repeat 2-3 times) > tempest up > shiv+ death mark > into fok envenom spam until I need to refresh bleeds then I vanish for the bleeds and repeat

[haughty flicker]

you ruined the fucking streak

anywya you wouldnt have to fok between the first two ruptures

bone spike op

[silver otter]

yep

[grim jay]

Pretty rough, because you already wasted Cp on the first rupture if you garrote 2 times. Id suggest reading the wowhead guide

[lilac kite]

/looks up bonespike

[dense cedar]

biggest tip for new rogue

[haughty flicker]

also use imp gar as generator until everything that will live even remotely long enough is bled

[buoyant herald]

[dense cedar]

actually read the things your spec uses

[haughty flicker]

or ic runs out

[lilac kite]

I’ve read a bunch, helps for me to talk it out

[nova kelp]

I get it, I like to double check when learning even if I'm 99%

[dense cedar]

only cowards run Venomous Wounds

[haughty flicker]

always better to ask too many questions than too few

[dense cedar]

that's true

[nova kelp]

cowards run IW you mean

[haughty flicker]

real

[nova kelp]

KICK THAT SHIT

[haughty flicker]

or dont

you'll probably live the cast

[marsh fjord]

There is def something weird going on. doing hc salad atm with pug group and my KB is desynced on some pulls by 15 seconds

makes no sense

[nova kelp]

or let it go off, and kick the target that doesn't cast
tell everyone your kick was stolen

[golden loom]

well thats the 4p bug

with fatebound

[marsh fjord]

im blasting tho

XD

[nova kelp]

mate

[haughty flicker]

losing to arcane gg

[nova kelp]

beaten by a thinker

washed

[haughty flicker]

go next life is over

[marsh fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/dinosolostan-gif-22443651

[nova kelp]

gona need to roll frost dk now

you just died

[haughty flicker]

pugging salad bar week 1 doesnt sound fun

[fathom yarrow]

Is there any simple guide on how to play this spec i'm so bad at it but i want to improve, where do you direct beginners around here, are there any WA's/plater profiles or addons that really help with multi dotting management

[haughty flicker]

but i wish you lucky friend

[fathom yarrow]

I am a BM hunter player my brain is v small

[marsh fjord]

nah it doesnt my guild wiped yesterday on 1% and im trying to get the dagger

[haughty flicker]

its ok assa is melee bm

!guide

[prisma monolith]

Assassination Guides:
Wowhead: https://www.wowhead.com/assassination-rogue-guide
IV: https://www.icy-veins.com/wow/assassination-rogue-pve-dps-guide
Method: https://www.method.gg/guides/assassination-rogue

[golden loom]

well there is a 3hour 30min video guide that will tell you everything if you want to watch that

[haughty flicker]

all guides are good, wowhead is best formatted imo

[fathom yarrow]

Yes please

[golden loom]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZXEXxFABJM

[nova kelp]

to be fair, the 3 hr guide is very well time stamped

[fathom yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/kiss-gif-11816971814746635421

[nova kelp]

you can skip to the bit you need

[dense cedar]

wowhead > method guide

[nova kelp]

big win

[dense cedar]

whoever is writing the method one sucks

smh

[nova kelp]

lol is the method one similar to the max roll?

[fathom yarrow]

Also how important is multi dotting im on soul hunters but my dmg is actually tank levels of bad

[nova kelp]

"hit kingsbane, dw about shiv, that's for soothe"

[dense cedar]

go check who the author is

[crisp venture]

very important ofc

[nova kelp]

honestly idc who it says, we all know the author is chatgpt

[haughty flicker]

yeah i mean

[crisp venture]

u want to retain all ruptures if pos

[golden loom]

its whispyr

[earnest remnant]

whispyr does method

LMFAO

[dense cedar]

[nova kelp]

the maxroll one

[haughty flicker]

[nova kelp]

I was talking about

[haughty flicker]

to be fair i have no proof whispyr isnt an advanced ai

[inner shard]

!fuu

[prisma monolith]

Rogue Spreadsheet - Light Version / Dark Version

[dense cedar]

!uuf

?

[earnest remnant]

we dont do australian here sorry

[nova kelp]

WOAH

[red schooner]

But fimb is right there

[nova kelp]

we'd all do rhea ripley

take that jback

[grim jay]

Ye Whispyr does the Method guide and the maxroll is a bad AI rip off

[dense cedar]

[nova kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/rhea-ripley-rhea-ripley-entrance-rhea-ripley-night-of-champions-rhea-ripley-lick-teeth-rhea-ripley-stare-gif-8819608312408066145

[earnest remnant]

i hear the method sub one is written by some dumbass animal

[grim jay]

Eh no

[earnest remnant]

not sure tho

[haughty flicker]

written by the most subtle of creatures

[grim jay]

Most certainly

[red schooner]

@cunning needle sorry bud

[grim jay]

One of the worst

[cunning needle]

??????????????

[nova kelp]

don't annoy fimb, he's trying to find someone to put soleah's on

[red schooner]

Stealthi said you're banned. You're free from this place.

[cunning needle]

WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE HASTE

[cunning needle]

we're never truly free

[fathom yarrow]

Ok but swapping from ranged to melee is impossible because how do you guys actually see anything

[nova kelp]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIITT

[cunning needle]

though the prisons are of our own making

[fathom yarrow]

Like

Wtf is this 😭

[nova kelp]

you copped a ban?

[cunning needle]

that's the secret, we don't

[nova kelp]

are you one of those EVIL people who ABUSED REP?!?!?! NOT THE COVETED REP!!!!???

[fathom yarrow]

I'm not even facing ther right way 20% of the time

[red schooner]

Dodge swirlies through vibes

[grim jay]

Id try to find something other than soleahs to put on in the first place

[earnest remnant]

yeh dunno why they found some random ass raccoon in a dumpster and where like "here go do guide"

[grim jay]

[red schooner]

Raccoons are trustworthy

[cunning needle]

yeah well lily isnt dropping

[marsh fjord]

We just close our eyes and hope for the best

[red schooner]

They're just fuzzy little guys

[cunning needle]

and the only other trinkets i have are 694 ilvl

[grim jay]

https://tenor.com/view/raccoon-hangover-dumpster-raccoon-hangover-raccoon-dumpster-gif-27078478

[nova kelp]

as an australian, honestly raccoons LOOK awesome
I understand they're a fucking menace though