#assassination

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shrewd night
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I cant tell if this is ragebait or not, but please dont.

maiden sierra
shrewd night
waxen oyster
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Do I go vulpera chat

red schooner
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treat yourself

maiden sierra
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or even better

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play a usefull race

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and use a toy to be vulpera

rotund oak
red schooner
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or just be a small furry dude and live your best life

waxen oyster
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I am a useful race

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stoneform man

maiden sierra
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urge to make a racist joke

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i will behave

waxen oyster
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I been stoneform man for the past 2 years.

rotund oak
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nelf then

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jump to the useless side

waxen oyster
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maghar skintones match my mog better

maiden sierra
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orc for bloodfury is a nice dps gain

waxen oyster
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than green

rotund oak
red schooner
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play troll, regain 5hp a second, life is okay

waxen oyster
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im surprised orc sims high still

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it usually falls off by 2nd tier

rotund oak
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orc is always solid

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BF stonks

waxen oyster
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its usually very strong first season of an expac

maiden sierra
waxen oyster
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then gets weaker since the value is flat

red schooner
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i ask of you this

rotund oak
red schooner
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you're halfway there just commit

rotund oak
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rest is okayish

maiden sierra
maiden sierra
spice spire
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Turn game sound off

rotund oak
spice spire
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As god intended

maiden sierra
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i use sound ques to tell whats going on in game

red schooner
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in game sound interrupts the music that i use to pretend i'm not playing the game garf_sit

rotund oak
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based

maiden sierra
rotund oak
novel dragon
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My sim is telling me 684 junkmaestro's > 671 HoC is this true or am I being baited

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I just feel like not having signet or hoc is not the move- this would have me running pacemaker and magnet

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but I usually blindly follow the sims

maiden sierra
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get mythic house of cards, problem solved

rotund oak
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u can thank me later

maiden sierra
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wowhead dressing room is so ass

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cant see the enchant on the weapon

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guess ill have to log inn to see it

plain spruce
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with a mythic HoC, do you just save it for deathmark and treat it like a 2min cd?

maiden sierra
waxen oyster
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You just replace signet with hoc

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and use 13

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will just use it with dm

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Use 14 macro people pour milk before cereal.

spice spire
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Exceptions being like at the end of the fight if you’re sub 30s from dm etc. but like 99% of the time it’s just a 2m

maiden sierra
spice spire
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14 is for people who openly admit to being bottoms

deep gyro
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should i use bleed build on a 16? a friend roped me into 1

spice spire
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Bleed is fine still

waxen oyster
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Yeah hoc has niche cases where you can use it 1-2 more times.

spice spire
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For posterity I’ll ask which key

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But almost certainly fine to bleed

waxen oyster
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used it once on hc vexie in opener

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because she only lived one breakdown

deep breach
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Really struggling with the ST in bleed build

rotund oak
waxen oyster
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sin st in keys is nothing to write home about

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maybe 1.6-1.8?

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idk

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pull trash with boss

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or just accept its a bit lower

rotund oak
sonic pagoda
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so i have all mythic pieces and crafted at max besides my helm and gloves are heroic....if i craft gloves i have to use the vesrs over haste helm instead of my crit mastery helm and put crit mastery or crit vers on gloves....gloves have lest stats but if craft helm, ill be stuck with the haste over crit gloves

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more stats from crafting a helm as far as agi and stam...idk simmin it like 3 times

normal mist
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You're probably at a point where it barely matters @sonic pagoda

sonic pagoda
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yeah

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tier gloves come off couldron....tier helm comes off OAB and Gally mythic wise i dont raid besides pugging first couple

deep breach
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anyone have a mouseover garrote/rupture macro they can c&p? i hate writing macros

sonic pagoda
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i mean im 681 ilvl...if i craft it bumps me to 682 i could jsut not craft but idk lol seems worth it to craft lol

robust nymph
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Pacemaker or Mechano?

normal mist
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Sim

robust nymph
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( for m+)

normal mist
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Sim it my friend

haughty flicker
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which trinket is Sim?

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i dont think i have that one

normal mist
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you are

somber sparrow
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but really i use 13

fast phoenix
waxen oyster
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mechano loses usually purely because it caps out at hero track

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Pretty sure it is the best passive hero trinket generally speaking though.

fast phoenix
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was so excited for my HoC and then H funhouse lens dropped finally

waxen oyster
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funhouse if it procs crit

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its really good on some other specs though

fast phoenix
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yeah haste still fine tho

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only using HoC on longer fights with my eye of kezan

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otherwise its H mechano and H funhouse lens for my ugly 667 ass

waxen oyster
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Like dh it outsims hoc and priory for me by like

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10k

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at hero

fast phoenix
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yeah it shows 0.4-0.5% above for my sims

waxen oyster
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i want it hero on warrior though because pwar with that thing

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both stats are super nice with cds

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at 1.5

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like 10,500 is alot of secondary

sonic pagoda
# fast phoenix basically neglible...agi all that matters

yes i understand its negligible except sim is saying an increase of like 27.8% dmg with dungeon slice from crafting gloves.... but to sim crafted glove variations ring variations and helm variations is too much so i broke them down individually did helm vs gloves it picked gloves for some reason...so then did crit vers vs crit mast gloves it chose crit vers gloves then unequipped my crafted ring and said to use circes....but in sinle target build and patchwerk and patchewerk with 5 bosses it tells me to use crafted ring instead of circes....its all a bit of hog wash

buoyant herald
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its more correct to say ilvl matters, agi is worse than all of my secondaries already

normal mist
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you're looking at 0.X% dmg increases

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that's really not worth your time

buoyant herald
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once you free yourself from thinking there are bad stats, you'll feel so much more relaxed

sonic pagoda
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I dont think there are bad stats....

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I'm just saying that sims are wild

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and for me inconsistent

buoyant herald
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that wasn't directed at what you said sorry lol

waxen oyster
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Idk i just sim patchwerk

sonic pagoda
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ok good im like do what

waxen oyster
sonic pagoda
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i mean the circes righ is 5.5k mastery

waxen oyster
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im wearing crafted pants since i have myth track in the other 4

sonic pagoda
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but losing out on agi main staty and another secondary its weird simmin it

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yeah i havent gotten lucky with myth track helm or gloves yet

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ive crafted pieces for both outlaw and assa so crafting crit versa gloves is nice for both specs

waxen oyster
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we have so many sparks atp

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so idk

sonic pagoda
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just my lovely heroic helm with a socket with crit over mastery for assa doesnt get used when i craft gloves

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i have 0 sparks and 0 cata charges now lol

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but 682 ilvl after crafting lol

waxen oyster
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Me reading that at 4 cata charges

sonic pagoda
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if you dont mythic raid and you catad a cloak and bracers lol

waxen oyster
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Well there's technically no reason to cata those slots

sonic pagoda
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catad chest piece this vault lmao

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i mean are you 684 ilvl with 4 cata pieces?

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technically actually logically

waxen oyster
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681 because heroic hoc

sonic pagoda
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if you dont use your cata charges

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you lost

waxen oyster
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i have crafted bracers

worthy fable
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@balmy condor Do you know how big the dmg increase/loss on ST with induction build in m+ staying above/below 150 energy?

sonic pagoda
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heroic house of cards no myth pacemaker and no mythc signet

waxen oyster
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cloak there's pretty much 0 reason to cata

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it just changes secondaries

sonic pagoda
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you dont play outlaw

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or sub

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you only play assa?

waxen oyster
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sub has the same gear

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?

sonic pagoda
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sub has the same gear as what?

waxen oyster
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assa

sonic pagoda
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thats it you are trolling shutup

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yuou know nothing

waxen oyster
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You change a neck and maybe a ring

sonic pagoda
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niuce conversation

waxen oyster
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and thats it

sonic pagoda
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for 17+ keys?

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you are telling me sub and assa dont have different stats?

worthy fable
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monkaS Whispyr typing up a storm

sonic pagoda
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you are telling me sub doesnt take as much vers as outlaw?

waxen oyster
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They really dont besides assa likes some haste

sonic pagoda
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you are trolling out of this world

waxen oyster
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outlaw well you are trolling playing outlaw

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idk what to tell you

sonic pagoda
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no yyou dont know how to play outlaw

balmy condor
sonic pagoda
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just stop

waxen oyster
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I've played outlaw entire tiers

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got me fucked up if you think im playing killing spree

sonic pagoda
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you got me fucked up with half the shit you just typed its like you dont read anything

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or sim anything

waxen oyster
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assa and sub have just about the same stats

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you swap a neck

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and good to go

sonic pagoda
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no they dont

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assa is mastery over crit

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sub is vers over mastery with crit no haste

waxen oyster
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Assa is have mastery as your highest if you run priory

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and thats it really

sonic pagoda
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as you get more gear assa likes some vers single target it likes a little haste in m+ it likes 0 haste and mastery over crit into vers no haste

waxen oyster
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!stats

prisma monolithBOT
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There are no "recommended stat levels" or "breakpoint of X stat" or "required" amount of any stats. This is an outdated way to think about stats and simply is not relevant to the spec. If you're looking for a quick recommendation: Agi >> Crit = Mastery >= Haste > VersatilityIt's always more accurate to simulate your own character, as stat procs from trinkets/enchants can often de-value their stat relative to others. Stats are not a rigid construct, their values change constantly in relation to each other depending on your character.

  • Signet of the Priory will require you have Mastery as your highest RATING (the actual number, not the %). Having Crit and Mastery close to one another will cause procs from Flask or Seaforium Pacemaker to cause your Signet to give you Crit. This is generally worse and will cause Signet to sim poorly.
  • Compared to each other, Deathstalker wants more Mastery/Haste than Fatebound, and Fatebound wants more Crit than Deathstalker
  • Always Always ALWAYS sim yourself through Top Gear and Droptimizer for accurate results
sonic pagoda
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they do not like the same stats or gear

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yeah that command is proabbly right for ppl who dont push end game content

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that dont reach max ilvl and push high keys

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or run sims

fallow canopy
sonic pagoda
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Xiani just stop

golden loom
waxen oyster
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Yeah i've messed with different secondary craft combos

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i gain a whole 2k dps

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in some setups

runic hinge
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Regem entirely for 2k dps

sonic pagoda
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xiani shutup you just said to play sub you only swap a neck fcrom assa you are a troll

coral ibex
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haste is great in m+ what

sonic pagoda
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nooj lmao

coral ibex
waxen oyster
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Yeah you can swap a neck and be fine for assa

golden loom
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Everytime you look at this channel lately its dust saying random shit

waxen oyster
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that has some haste

sonic pagoda
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yeah i need haste with infinite energy from rupture sniping sure

hollow river
coral ibex
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me when i dont know that hasted bleeds do more damage

scarlet orbit
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If you play bleed you want haste if not not so much thats it

sonic pagoda
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we already choose a talent that speeds them up what?

haughty flicker
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i need a bunch of haste

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to play mw

sonic pagoda
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the end goal is not bleed build lmao what are you guys smoking?

waxen oyster
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who wants to run 15 minutes of craft stats and gem combos with me

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to gain 2-3k dps

sonic pagoda
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actually the sim i just ran improved dungeon slice from 3.4 to 4.2

solar wyvern
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Memememememem i LOVE .01% GAINNNS

sonic pagoda
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not quite what you are thinking

scarlet orbit
sonic pagoda
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mr...i just run patchwerk even for m+?

waxen oyster
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also doesnt @solar wyvern literally run the same gear

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for both assa and sub

golden loom
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Charrend you change 10 pieces between sub and assa right

solar wyvern
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Yes sir i do sir

sonic pagoda
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if you think you walk into a 20 without playing hybrid you are wild

hollow river
solar wyvern
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Just trinkets

waxen oyster
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Wait what trinket do you swap

red schooner
solar wyvern
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Pacemaker/signet, hoc/eye

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For assa sub respectively

sonic pagoda
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eye in m+?

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thats trolling dont stacks drop when out of combat?

fast phoenix
spice spire
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What if you never drop combat

golden loom
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Everyone is trolling yeah

spice spire
solar wyvern
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Yeah if your group pulls correctly and you use worn doll you dont drop stacks except for very very long downtime

red schooner
spice spire
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Like if you run eye, you pull very differently

solar wyvern
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As sub stealth doesn't matter

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So its good

runic hinge
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You pull like quakewar

spice spire
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Ye

runic hinge
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Never out of combat fuck your healer fuck your rogues

sonic pagoda
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what keys are you timing with sub charrend?

spice spire
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Idgaf about rogues tho

runic hinge
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Yeah idc either

red schooner
solar wyvern
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19 rookery, top basically. Assa is just better

sonic pagoda
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yeah sub is dog water

runic hinge
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Fatebound doesn’t run double vanish tho so I might care now

solar wyvern
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But mechagon has merit for sub too

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But as the dungeon gets more optimized you can pull trash onto bosses so assa wins out usually

sonic pagoda
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xiani had no idea what they wre tlaking about so they called you in to talk about sub as if it wants same stats as assa to perform properly then just totally blew outlaw with the wind when talking about what gear and how to optimize

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yes

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assa iis good outlaw is good and fun

waxen oyster
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Because sub and sin can use just about the same gear

sonic pagoda
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sub is burst one thing do nothing for 1 -1.5 mins until burst again

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on prio danger add

waxen oyster
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and outlaw has a meme haste tax that blizz added for no reason

sonic pagoda
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just becaeu you cant play the class you are dogging on it

solar wyvern
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Oh I don't care about the stats convo tbh, stats don't matter on assa as long as you aren't being a complete dumb and stacking haste and nothing else

sonic pagoda
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i mean with how large the gear has gotten and what you have mandatory on tier pieces

waxen oyster
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Because stats dont matter

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besides mastery is terrible for outlaw

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same mastery since 2009

sonic pagoda
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off pieces just compliment...bigger crit bigger evis but we are reaching dr's so it starts to tell you to grab some vers and other stats

solar wyvern
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Mastery isn't bad if its on demand,.like HoC on outlaw goes pretty hard

sonic pagoda
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mastery is pretty bad on outlaw however mastery is good for on demand burst and single target dam

solar wyvern
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Big pack, press HoC, bladeflurry go brrrr

buoyant herald
scarlet orbit
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What class has interesting mastery? Ele shami maybe?

sonic pagoda
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double spells is cool i have an ele sham

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looks cool at first then it gets boring

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unless yhou have perma PI

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also i just said the sims telling me to craft crit vers gloves is nice becasue i play outlaw as well so thats an up crafted piece for both....and in single target sims it tells me to use a fuckin haste vers ring on my ass over circes...i guess mastery isnt weighted as high as crit in single target scenarios

waxen oyster
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Most classes have boring mastery

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also assa offpiece doesnt matter

buoyant herald
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Most mastery is boring in a gameplay sense

waxen oyster
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you craft whatever you dont have myth track of

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the end

buoyant herald
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Ele is a good example, great visuals at least

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Enhance giving increased SS resets is kinda nice too

sonic pagoda
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xiani do you actually comprehend what you read?

waxen oyster
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Yeah assa secondaries literally dont matter

buoyant herald
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But outlaw, yikes. Literally just extra auto attacks in a sea of tiny damage events

waxen oyster
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You go for agi aka ilvl

sonic pagoda
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but yes circes is a .6% increase over a 681 crafted ring in dungeon slice but a negative in st situations

waxen oyster
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Oh yes 0.6

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such a massive difference

sonic pagoda
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yeah drop all your mastery and stack haste tell me a story

waxen oyster
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even less when its an st loss

fallow canopy
sonic pagoda
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stacke haste vers on your assa rogue and tell me a story

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1% of 5 million is a lot

waxen oyster
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you’d have to actuvely go out of your way

sonic pagoda
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1% of 100k is not a lot

waxen oyster
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to get all haste vers

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1% is tiny regardless

zealous moth
sonic pagoda
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Xiani you are and were no help fyi and what you said did not make any sense....you said nothing of value

waxen oyster
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because you jerk off sims

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instead of playing better

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yeah

sonic pagoda
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ok guy

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what kind of keys do you push?

normal mist
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dick measuring now

sonic pagoda
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let me see them logs

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nah he did it

subtle tundra
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dustx is just ragebaiting

sonic pagoda
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he brought it upon himself

subtle tundra
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holy moly

fallow canopy
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link your io now Madge

waxen oyster
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im not mentally ill enough to do keys

fast phoenix
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unzip the pants lets see em

waxen oyster
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and not get title

hidden bay
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post logs now 😡

fast phoenix
normal mist
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Dicks on the table RIGHT NOW

hidden bay
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or you suck 😡

fallow canopy
sonic pagoda
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ah see he sucks and tells opther to play better

zealous moth
sonic pagoda
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he says sims are garbage

zealous moth
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amazing

sonic pagoda
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lol olololol

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cringe troll person

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what a fuckin weeb

waxen oyster
fast phoenix
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unless you have an immortal title just take your dicks out

golden loom
fallow canopy
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M+ers SweatPopcorn

solar wyvern
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Ngl man I don't do sims for m+ anymore because versatility is just required for survival at a certain point

sonic pagoda
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i have bloodsail im half way to insane

hollow river
solar wyvern
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So no point

fast phoenix
waxen oyster
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If you do keys and dont get title

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what are you doing

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literal waste of time

sonic pagoda
solar wyvern
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Its why my assa and sub sets are similar, they both play 16000 (14%) versa

sonic pagoda
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pushing for title like what? getting better at the game? why even play the game xiani? if you mythic raid and dont get CE what are you doing?

solar wyvern
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Cause versa op

fallow canopy
normal mist
hollow river
zealous moth
waxen oyster
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2% more damage really matters

sonic pagoda
# solar wyvern Cause versa op

it was like a week or two ago i got in an arrgumeent about stats sayinv vers is op and there comes a point where you have to take more vers.......

waxen oyster
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when you get onetapped

solar wyvern
sonic pagoda
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you dont get onetapped if your not bad

fast phoenix
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i was naughty and crafted some verse mastery items, was a difference of 0.1% per item, game breaking

solar wyvern
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Throw chair is a lot scarier

zealous moth
hidden bay
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every day i am reading more nonsense from him

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its crazy

zealous moth
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trueish

cerulean walrus
golden loom
sonic pagoda
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if you have enough vers and you press defensives you dont get 1 tapped lmao

zealous moth
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but m+ is full of damage you can't avoid

fallow canopy
sonic pagoda
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and to say assa doesnt mind all stats is kind of true

solar wyvern
zealous moth
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shouldn't get one tapped but you can make a mistake

sonic pagoda
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in raid it will tell you to grab some haste becase you will become starved in m+ you want more versa

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thats all there is to it

balmy condor
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I'm having to pay attention to outlaw for like another hour can you guys maybe postpone your screaming until after

waxen oyster
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lmao haste for energy

solar wyvern
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Wait

cerulean walrus
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Haste for energy is a turbo meme

normal mist
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We're talking about the 0.1% of the playerbase that does keys above 18s right?

solar wyvern
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Lets move this to the outlaw channel! Problem solved

red schooner
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What happened in outlaw

spice spire
subtle tundra
zealous moth
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since whyspir dropped here i'll ask my stupid question

balmy condor
fallow canopy
red schooner
fast phoenix
zealous moth
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is mechano chore amplifier still better over all other M trinkets or is the wowhead site just outdated?

subtle tundra
red schooner
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Did whispyr finally shoot Zac

normal mist
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not yet

hidden bay
spice spire
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No Zac so fine for now

balmy condor
cerulean walrus
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Zac lives another day….

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But the reaper is coming

spice spire
subtle tundra
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if i could id hammer zac myself

fallow canopy
balmy condor
waxen oyster
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whispyr should make bis lists that are paywalled on patreon

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free money hack

normal mist
zealous moth
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figured it probly wasn't better than a M Signet

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still running the sim tho

cerulean walrus
subtle tundra
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its cool that i have dodged being banned so far

hidden bay
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@haughty flicker post a giant Glorp please

haughty flicker
spice spire
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Please stop

balmy condor
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I just blocked and moved on

zealous moth
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LMAO

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i mean if he went out of his way to dm me instead of running what, 4 sims?

balmy condor
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cannot have a discussion with these single cell aliens

zealous moth
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i'd do the same

fallow canopy
hidden bay
balmy condor
thorny rain
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with how fast these fights are getting now on Mythic, are people trying to still get Eye of Kezan for their 2nd chip? I have myth Pacemaker and Jastor, Hero Signet and kinda debating what to get next. Either HoC heroic (since I missed the kill) or what lol

balmy condor
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if you can tell me what it's bis for I'd love to know

haughty flicker
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ad revenue

bronze pike
bronze pike
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after all the other times

hidden bay
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my gear is BiS, take that as list. theres no improvements

bronze pike
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what did he do?

hidden bay
bronze pike
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did he not like our new pfp

spice spire
normal mist
zealous moth
spice spire
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No one reported half the shit he said

bronze pike
fallow canopy
zealous moth
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otherwise eye only seems good on later M Raid fights as it takes around 5 minutes to fully stack

bronze pike
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like i did for felhammer

sonic pagoda
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if the fight is less than 5.5 mins eye is worst trinket in game

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if the fight last longer than 5.5mins eye is best trinket in game

zealous moth
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i simmed eye - M Signet - M Pacemaker a while back and it didn't beat a single sim

hidden bay
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ok bro

zealous moth
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only up to like 10 minutes of fight it was ahead by like 3k dps

haughty flicker
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my dad sims higher than ur dad

zealous moth
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so probly just get myth track trinkets

balmy condor
# haughty flicker ad revenue

no like we have 3 bis lists, an overall, a raid, and an m+ bis list

but the lists themselves are the best items FROM that content, not the best items FOR that content, so like if you look at the bis list and go "ah I need X for raid" or "ah I need X for m+", neither of that makes any sense cause that's not how it's set up

it's just generalized recommendations but it has to say "BIS BEST SUPER UBER ITEM" in the header or else google hates it and it doesn't show up in search and I'm gonna fucking scream

waxen oyster
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How have people not realized

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bis died with legion release

balmy condor
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I have people bitching at me about how the wowhead guide is laid out as well like shit with oh but why is everything across so many pages or why are the headers so confusing

because they don't realize that I don't control those (I kinda control headers sometimes), and 99% of it is for google optimization and not human reading eyeball optimization

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and it's just like

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man fuck

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read the room, understand the world you live in

jaunty sky
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But I'm lost without content catered for me and only me

waxen oyster
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People complaining about free content

jaunty sky
waxen oyster
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never ceases to be funny

#

to me

true rapids
hidden bay
#

guide should include saying "learn to play the class on your own and use raidbots"

jaunty sky
#

It's giving me what i want but not what i need

hidden bay
balmy condor
#

onto like 8 different pages

hidden bay
#

its not working

balmy condor
#

sometimes I get caught

red schooner
#

Just select items for the bis list where the first letter of each item spells out 'sim yourself'

balmy condor
#

I had a whole thing above the bis lists that boiled down to "BiS lists are awful trash don't listen to any of this don't read it, don't bother, just sim"

#

and that didn't work

hidden bay
#

in the past 2 years i have been writing instructions/guides/tutorials, however you want to name it 4Head and its so hard, so so so hard to make it idiotproof you know

balmy condor
#

so then I moved it under the bis lists

#

and that didn't work

#

so then I hid it in the recommendations

#

but no one is reading that

jaunty sky
hidden bay
#

even made simple videos on how to do it instead of reading the text

#

and people still cant figure it out

waxen oyster
#

People have shot attention spans

#

thank shorts

hidden bay
#

jaja moroes

hollow river
red schooner
#

It didn't work

balmy condor
red schooner
#

I'm not even IT

hidden bay
#

its as simple as "type xyz into searchbar and disable xyz"

#

and people still fail sadge

balmy condor
red schooner
#

I'm finally him, I made it

hidden bay
radiant otter
hidden bay
#

or is your guild dead after clear?

balmy condor
hidden bay
#

can you get one of the other people to stream

balmy condor
somber sparrow
#

guilds have to make their gold back after millions of gold in repairs

hidden bay
#

or let me join discord and you stream

#

ill hang out in voice

#

and just play stupid sounds

balmy condor
#

I think the tank streams

red schooner
balmy condor
#

We lost our mage

red schooner
#

Couldn't be my guild

hidden bay
#

making millions of gold every week from boosting people so they can use their dinars wagmi

#

@sonic pagoda if you need a carry to get rid of your 3/8 let me know

cerulean walrus
#

Ryukage about to call up Comcast

hidden bay
#

ah true, hes NA Kappa

hollow river
sonic pagoda
sonic pagoda
cerulean walrus
#

Back in the day

hidden bay
#

kungen level

spice surge
#

How is bro still cookin

hidden bay
#

well theres still people... who follow him

#

i mean majority is trolling chat wagmi but still

spice surge
#

Truly a strange kitchen

hidden bay
fast phoenix
#

not even top 25 worldwide? psh

hidden bay
#

And if your main is not your rogue, you can stay quiet

balmy condor
#

Stop screaming at each other

haughty flicker
spice spire
#

What if this is just their foreplay

haughty flicker
#

ive played mw in 5 timewalking dungeons

#

im pretty good at it

balmy condor
#

We have a mw one trick

#

That won’t work

fallow canopy
haughty flicker
#

i can play ww for a few tw dungeons

#

would that work

spice spire
#

Dw I’ll Pwar next tier for u bb

fallow canopy
#

and I'm not # 24

bronze pike
#

No balls

fast phoenix
spice spire
balmy condor
bronze pike
bronze pike
#

WERE FIHTING NOW

half compass
#

Was looking at the top rogues on raider io. They all seem to be stacking vers instead of crit mastery, is that just for survivability? Or is there a break point at which you want to stop going / crit mastery?

spice spire
hidden bay
bronze pike
sonic pagoda
hidden bay
#

😂

balmy condor
#

What part of stop screaming didn’t you hear

red schooner
#

New copypasta unlocked

golden loom
#

Meow meow meow grr grr woof woof

hidden bay
sonic pagoda
balmy condor
#

That’s kinda dependent on build and gear and stuff though but yeah, any stat can beat any other stat in theory

trail scarab
#

what is the command for the spreadsheet with builds ? kermit_pepe

sonic pagoda
#

Yeah there is not set stat we shooot for but the sims tell me 24k ish mastery is good in m+ and then crit and vers it tells me to stack idk lol

#

im only telling the information ive read in the pins the wowhead guuides and what my own sims tell me to do

radiant otter
#

crit is good because you get combo points and so it's less good in dungeons where you get combo points easier. hope that helps

#

!fuu

prisma monolithBOT
sonic pagoda
#

this rogue spreadsheet is dog water....what this spreadsheet says and what you actually see happen in game time is completely different

normal mist
#

everything is dogwater man

drifting charm
#

Harder hit no likey

normal mist
#

even playing the game

balmy condor
#

Correct, it’s like sims are not the game

#

And comparing specs with them sucks

sonic pagoda
#

oh yeah lol damge profiles and niches is wild comparisons

agile kestrel
#

Does anyone happen to have the simc lines to add to quick sim for consumables?

gritty laurel
#

i always saw the spreadsheet as a "rule of thumb to figure out what to focus on next" at the start of the season

agile kestrel
haughty flicker
#

if it sims highest its the best

half compass
sonic pagoda
#

item level above all else idk the bis lists are fun to farm for in M+ fuck that raid list lol

gritty laurel
#

i mean, yeah ilvl pretty much sums it up

sonic pagoda
#

you have more crit then i do fella

normal mist
#

I'll be honest, at this point you're already talking just to yourself

drifting charm
#

Pass the pipe already

balmy condor
#

I do that sometimes

rancid wind
#

Is there a bleed based raid build yet?

balmy condor
#

No

normal mist
#

Not yet baby

spice spire
#

Not yet

balmy condor
#

I mean yes people have cooked it

#

But it’s like -30%

spice spire
#

🥀

dapper cradle
#

babylonius the goat is back

#

my king

balmy condor
#

So no

dapper cradle
#

🧎🏿‍♂️

hidden bay
#

just play it

gritty laurel
#

i remember when officers in my guild tried to tell me to swap to M+ build on heroic gally because adds weren't dying fast enough

fallow canopy
spice spire
#

“just play it” - Herp, fatebound apologist

spice surge
#

Play bleed deathstalker in raid and fatebound in keys

spice surge
#

Truly the pinnacle of assassination

hidden bay
sonic pagoda
golden loom
spice spire
#

M+ build for Rik AINTNAURWAY

gritty laurel
#

it was very much a "sure thing boss" then not do it moment

balmy condor
#

Take carnage double vanish for the sudden demise on barrels it’s so logical

jaunty sky
#

I mean they always spawn nice and bunched up in melee right

red schooner
spice surge
#

I mean you would do more damage to barrels

red schooner
#

Gotta teach them somehow

sonic pagoda
#

ye its the best i just swapped to oulaw man and did 2nd most barrel dmg next to a furry war cant be arsed

balmy condor
golden loom
drifting charm
balmy condor
#

God am I glad my raid lead isn’t a dumbass

#

Well, he might still be

balmy condor
#

But not because he micromanages

drifting charm
balmy condor
#

I thought about it for a second

spice spire
golden loom
#

Im so excited for reclear tomorrow

waxen oyster
#

raid leaders who try to micromanage

#

while also not knowing specs

#

is some memeworthy shit

buoyant herald
#

Don’t get me started

drifting charm
sonic pagoda
#

its like yeye raid lead you just sit over there and play bm hunter and call strats leave us to do the dmg

hollow river
buoyant herald
#

I have a Richard reverberation micromanagement story but have told it before

slim copper
#

!richard

buoyant herald
#

And don’t wanna spin out again

balmy condor
#

my eyes hurt just thinking about reading it

drifting charm
balmy condor
#

boss of all time dick reverb

waxen oyster
#

ngl most hunters i run into

gritty laurel
#

does that make a BWONG sound?

waxen oyster
#

are either mechanic andys

buoyant herald
#

I also got the same finger wagging for stix

spice spire
#

Get it right king

waxen oyster
#

or the dumbest mf known to man

balmy condor
#

I reaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllyyyyyyyyy need to pass my exams

spice spire
balmy condor
#

won't you help me

waxen oyster
#

also whats with good havoc mains

spice spire
waxen oyster
#

and being regularly queued up

#

to say a slur

gritty laurel
#

true gamers

waxen oyster
#

yk what i miss

#

legion franance clips

buoyant herald
#

Since we’re hating on DH. Side note - worst fucking tippers when I craft for them.

gritty laurel
#

i never know how much to tip either tbh, usually throw in a couple thousand

buoyant herald
#

That’s pretty normal

#

But your average DH will tip 100g then ask you to use your conc for free

waxen oyster
#

I mean i do 2-3k

#

this late in

buoyant herald
#

Oh sorry bro I forgot to include the chitin armor banding lol can’t you just provide it lol it’s cheap lol here’s my 50g tip btw

waxen oyster
#

no conc obvs

spice spire
#

50g is crazy

#

Minimum couple thousand

sonic pagoda
#

500g tip for recrafts

#

2k ish for 0to max crafts

#

beginning of xpac shit was like 15k a craft

#

fuckin wild

#

i only made 1 mil from selling herb/mines/fish but still

slim copper
#

guys fastest way to get vstones? I was gone for almost a month and I am SO far behind

buoyant herald
#

Most people just say tip whatever at this point I find

agile kestrel
#

I always want mastery to be my highest secondary when pressing DM+shiv+KB correct?

sonic pagoda
#

yeah these bots on area 52 have made more than there share of gold hussling kids for crafts and recrafts

agile kestrel
#

stats are so close Alc chaos would move crit above

#

simming consumables is erroring for some reason

slim copper
sonic pagoda
#

grooss your stats are gross no way you do proper dmg

slim copper
#

gotta make sure mastery is always higher

#

regardless of alc chaos

agile kestrel
#

yeah that's what I thought

slim copper
#

and just my opinion but you probably want more mastery than that

sonic pagoda
#

oh most definelty wants mroe mastery

slim copper
#

like i have 24k mastery and 10k crit

#

might be too heavy but..

flint escarp
#

I just checked some top rouges talents and it seems most don't run the pure bleed build. Is hybrid more pupular right now in AOE?

balmy condor
#

!builds

prisma monolithBOT
#

Bleed vs Hybrid vs Cleave/FI builds
Broad rules and Section in Guide:

  1. If you have to ask, you should play bleed
  2. If you're not doing +17's or higher (or rookery), you should play bleed

Some general concepts as to why people play different things:

  • Ease of play: Bleed build is simply the easiest to play due to subterfuge/no kingsbane/less need for giant prio targets
  • Boss damage: The cleave/zeross build is mainly for boss damage. Assa single target in keys is pretty bad, and the bosses would not be possible otherwise
  • Specific Dungeons: Rookery as an example is very boss-heavy, especially the last boss, making bleed less ideal.
  • Where the damage is: Bleed spreads out its damage and does great overall due to sudden demise and powerful 3-8 target damage. Hybrid is competitve but doesn't pull ahead until bigger AoE. Cleave is for single target damage and insanely large aoe because of how much caustic and crimson tempest carry aoe damage.
sonic pagoda
agile kestrel
fallow canopy
sonic pagoda
#

fuckin based

#

we take the gear we can get

#

we sit on our cata charges with ful lmythic gear and dont sim anything

agile kestrel
#

I won't bite into the ragebait

slim copper
#

sometimes that gear is sockets but...

spice spire
slim copper
#

this math just isnt mathing... i need someone to explain this to me.

agile kestrel
#

shit toon

slim copper
#

i sim my gv... HoC is almost equivalent but its giving at the minimum end of the range 500 more mastery

slim copper
trail scarab
#

thats some gear kermit_pepe

slim copper
#

get outta here with your ninja turtle ass

agile kestrel
#

so yess, i'd love more mastery

#

but bracers = shit Priory = shit

slim copper
#

make crafted bracers? idfk

agile kestrel
#

Sims say this is best ¯_(ツ)_/¯

buoyant herald
#

What’s making you want more mastery then

agile kestrel
#

The biggest downfall is wep is haste/verse

agile kestrel
haughty flicker
#

you always need more mastery

#

never stop

#

achieve ultimate enlightenment

slim copper
#

it was unsolicited.

#

only thing i send unsolicited is weiner pics

#

weiner dog pics

agile kestrel
#

well yeah, but the answer was followed up by "i have 20k mastery, you want more mastery" lol

#

anyways

#

thank you for your time

#

i hope you have

#

a wonderful day

#

🫡

slim copper
#

only if you have a better one!

empty tide
balmy condor
trail scarab
#

i want more vers sitmadge

pliant remnant
#

ayo

#

That logo is snazzy as fuck

balmy condor
#

ty

#

it took me a lot of time (it did not)

coral ibex
#

finally took that fucking circlet off

hidden bay
#

@balmy condor how about you fire up the stream earlier and do some m+

balmy condor
#

I'm on farm man don't make me do it

hollow river
pliant remnant
#

Whispyr p*sh stream? Pog

hollow river
spice spire
#

I have a 15 this week

hollow river
#

whispyr osrs arc when

daring imp
#

mythic house or mythic signet? both are simming the same for me

balmy condor
#

they are the same

balmy condor
#

I do have to do stuff

hidden bay
#

aslong i see your cute face it doesnt matter what you stream

balmy condor
#

we can be gay together

spice spire
#

Happy pride month kings

runic hinge
#

Me when it’s June

spice spire
sonic pagoda
hollow river
haughty flicker
#

lmao

hollow river
spice spire
#

@hollow river gonna see Jake in September need me to give him anything?

balmy condor
#

backshots

spice spire
#

That was already on the docket

balmy condor
#

frontshots

spice spire
#

Interesting

balmy condor
#

while looking into his eyes tenderly and reassuring him that you're not going to leave like the others

royal lantern
hollow river
spice spire
normal mist
#

Guys am i a gaymer now?

balmy condor
#

no

pliant remnant
#

no

balmy condor
#

you have a wife and a kid on the way

#

you straightie

normal mist
#

real

balmy condor
#

34 more points my love

pliant remnant
#

just get 34 more number

#

then you will be a certified gaymer

normal mist
#

soontm

#

this week for sure

#

pugged 3 12's today

#

life is hell

quiet oar
normal mist
#

Yes

quiet oar
#

Alrihht

worthy rose
#

hope everyone had a good vault week this week

#

i had to take a gem socket

#

im still waiting on fucking mythic shoulders and it just iant dropping

sullen mural
#

Vaults just gonna be gold for most ppl atp

buoyant herald
#

I got a heavy mastery/crit ring that could replace my crafted but I’m kinda gear capped so I suppose I should be happy with any upgrade

worthy rose
#

im still waiting on a mythic shoulder drop to catalyze

#

the only piece of gear holding me back now is shoulders

#

or the cyrce circlet

#

its too good to not use

#

i prefer using it over jastor tbh

sullen mural
#

I used both till mastery myth track ring

worthy rose
#

i crafted a ring

#

681 and the circlet

summer bramble
#

Anyone done the new dastardly duo event? Idk if it's like this outside of it too but the master assassin buff disappears after 1 application

worthy rose
#

its either the jastor and crafted or circlet and crafted for me

#

whats the dastardly duo

vivid seal
#

is it a big deal for signet to give u crit instead of mastery?

hidden bay
#

yes

coral ibex
#

its much better for it to give you mastery

winged sun
worthy rose
humble verge
worthy rose
royal lantern
#

the rules, sorry

normal mist
worthy rose
#

thems the rules

runic hinge
humble verge
#

is the D-Duo not like

worthy rose
#

is it worth buying a carry and token from a mythic raid run

humble verge
#

max 619 ilvl?

worthy rose
#

i need shoulders

#

i dont think im gona belucky enough to get one on vault

#

fuck

#

wonder how much it costs

#

seems like 100 usd

waxen oyster
#

i mean

#

3 ilvl

#

not that big

worthy rose
#

im using heroic shoiulders

#

coz i need the 4set

royal lantern
#

upgrade them?

waxen oyster
#

so whats the offpiece

worthy rose
#

mythic helmet

humble verge
worthy rose
#

crit mastery helmet

waxen oyster
#

make it tier?

worthy rose
#

but tier set has wrong substats

worthy rose
#

i prefer to keep it crit/mast

humble verge
hidden bay
#

get that frog

worthy rose
#

i just want a rik reverb

#

and token

humble verge
#

when are we doing 10h sleepcall whisp

worthy rose
#

singular boss coz i cbf about raiding

humble verge
worthy rose
#

hmm

humble verge
#

you could make a ticket with a booster community and see

#

idk

worthy rose
#

feels wrong to need a boost tho

#

im fairly sure i can pull weight

#

i just dont have the guild for it

#

or friends

#

sadge

waxen oyster
#

idk helm stats are not as relevant

worthy rose
#

it is what it is

humble verge
#

you can try to get into a pug

#

idk

waxen oyster
#

as ilvl

worthy rose
#

might have to just eat shit with the hero shoulders

royal lantern
#

mate, its 3 ilvl

#

lol

waxen oyster
#

told him to just cata helm

worthy rose
#

my chraacter currently

waxen oyster
#

and craft shoulders

worthy rose
#

im crafting bracers this week

#

LOL

#

il give it one more week to try get shoulders

#

if im lucky or not

waxen oyster
#

i have one spare spark

#

idk what to use it for

worthy rose
#

outlaw weapon

#

do it i dare u

waxen oyster
#

maybe another ring to pad my bag ilvl

worthy rose
#

be a memelord make an outlaw weapon

royal lantern
#

mate im sitting at a heroic chest and dont give a fuck lol

worthy rose
#

and grief your team in floodgate

royal lantern
#

its literally 3ilvl

waxen oyster
#

i have a heroic gally thumb

#

and the cudgel

#

as is

worthy rose
#

isnt hero to mythic a huge jump

humble verge
#

i think im gonna learn sub and outlaw soon

worthy rose
#

its 671 versus 684

humble verge
#

(surely that will happen)

waxen oyster
#

yeah but that requires me to play ks

hidden bay
worthy rose
#

kililng spree is the best part

hidden bay
#

next tier is assa tier

worthy rose
#

for the longest time i thought killing spree made you invulnerable to damage like cloak of shadows

#

jokes

#

it was just a healer mechanic my friend was doign the whole time

#

it just spreads damage and you take it after

waxen oyster
#

hold on do brown orcs just get worse as tiers go on

#

since the value is static

worthy rose
#

biggest piece of shit ability ever

royal lantern
waxen oyster
#

also chat

#

hero funhouse lens outsims hero hoc

#

for me

worthy rose
#

wot

#

yall confusing me

#

hero maxes out at 671 ilvl

#

mythic maxes out at 684

#

crafted is 681

#

hero to mythic jump is massive

hidden bay
#

it is, dont listen to those guys

balmy condor
#

it is indeed

#

13 ilvl is a lot

humble verge
#

its like

#

10 more dps

waxen oyster
#

on weapon its quite big

hidden bay
#

its more dps and more stamina

buoyant herald
hidden bay
royal lantern
#

is it "paying a mythic boost instead of just crafting a item on the slot" a lot? kekman

waxen oyster
#

slots like bracers not so much

worthy rose
#

does he hate outlaw

#

if he does hes a brother to me

buoyant herald
#

Indeed

balmy condor
#

well

#

he used to

royal lantern
#

you dont wanna know

waxen oyster
#

think of wowhead posters

balmy condor
#

he's gone now

royal lantern
#

wait what??

waxen oyster
#

lmfao what did he do

hidden bay
#

he was ranting about whispyrs hair color

winged sun
#

i always wondered royal guy

#

what spec u play

#

are u an ass gamer

#

or what

normal mist
royal lantern
#

was it his sudden "politics in spec channels" outbursts? kekman

winged sun
#

u dont play rogue

#

holy shmoly

worthy rose
#

next season i stg

worthy rose
#

im playing unholy

hidden bay