assassination

[strange tundra]

All 14

Etc

[buoyant herald]

you can still manually drop them for weeklies

[hollow river]

damn i just realized

[short pine]

ohhhh brooo

[hollow river]

now i can only do attempts for glaives on 1 dh per week

[short pine]

i forgotttt

[hollow river]

[worthy rose]

wtf i need to get in on this action

what resi key was it?

15?

[hollow river]

no point doing it on the dh that has zero halves

oof

[worthy rose]

i only have 12 which probs nobody wants

[short pine]

i need to join wme my vault is still only half done

[sacred schooner]

you could drop 2

i dont think it is limited to one

[hidden bay]

hilarious

[hollow river]

the odds of that are astronomical

[sacred schooner]

true but well 🙂 not zero right

[hollow river]

knowing my luck i'd get main hand on the alt dh and never get it on the main

[sacred schooner]

i got mine in like 7 cd or smth

[hollow river]

fuck that

[sacred schooner]

but was farming mc for like 3 or 4 years

hate garr

i'm wondering if there will be any legendary this expansion

like was 2 in df

rogues need some love

[jovial idol]

You havent played aff lock

[worthy rose]

who here remembers

when assassination used to be the single target high output dps spec

💀

that was a long time ago

[rotund oak]

wdym long time ago

[worthy rose]

wotlk isnt it

or at least htats what i remember from back then

[rotund oak]

more like BFA

[worthy rose]

dunno when they decided to change assassination tobe a bleed psreader aoe build

[rotund oak]

exsang sin with corruptions in bfa

was mad

dots ticking 6-7 times per second

[waxen oyster]

yeah now the raid build is

envenom the spec

[rotund oak]

the slowest version i can remember was like idk

SoD or legion

but wasnt cranking that hard

[waxen oyster]

first tier of legion

you couldnt target swap ever

because agonizing poison was like 4-5 gcds of ramp

then s2 sub rework

made it the best 5 mans spec for the rest of the expac

[hollow river]

dragonflight kinda

shadowlands assa was mostly the boss dmg spec

but could do ok in like sustained 2-3 target cleave

there were just like no important fights like that really

[waxen oyster]

tbh

df s3 introducing spatter and sd

made assa a relevant keys spec

[crisp stream]

Hey guys, can someone please check this log and tell why other rogues who did lower damage than me have higher parse?
And on what I can improve?
Thank you !
https://www.warcraftlogs.com/reports/paAYdh31ywQJcV8L?fight=15&type=damage-done&source=21

[waxen oyster]

wdym higher parse

[crisp stream]

I had applied to a guild and the RL told me their rogue has 95% parse with 2.7 mil dps and has higher ilvl than me.
Where as I did 3mil dps and lower ilvl and got only 38%

I want to understand what did i do wrong

[waxen oyster]

probably earlier kill

[crisp stream]

And how to improve

[waxen oyster]

log parses are recorded on the kill date

[crisp stream]

6:15 timer for the other rogue

[waxen oyster]

no the actual date

that was probably the first week

[crisp stream]

He literally declined my application because of that even tho they wanted another rogue

I mean it's his wish 😂 But still..

[waxen oyster]

if you got 2.7mil on a vexie kill the first 2 resets or so

[hollow river]

there's a raid buff that gets stronger as the season goes on

[waxen oyster]

probably orange

[hollow river]

so when he got that 95 with 2.7m he was in the top 5% for the fight that week

[crisp stream]

Got it

[hollow river]

so where we're at now in the season the 3m for whatever fight is considered low-ish

[crisp stream]

Okayy

Any quick feedback by looking at the logs?

[hollow river]

just gotta keep trying other guilds and stuff

uhh

did you try analyzer already

[crisp stream]

Yep, that's the plan

[hollow river]

!log

[prisma monolith]

Wowanalyzer now has good initial support for Assassination. We suggest using it to quickly see any big rotational mistakes and analyze your ability usage

Link: https://wowanalyzer.com/

[crisp stream]

What analyser?

[hollow river]

try that

[crisp stream]

Oooooo

[hollow river]

and ill make a thread for your log as well

[crisp stream]

Thank you, I'll try that now

[hollow river]

Damage Done - Vexie and the Geargrinders...

[strange tundra]

14

People pay like 5 to 15k per try

[subtle tundra]

bruh theres selling key tries????????????

[near valley]

I thought analyser hasn't been updated yet

[near valley]

Yessir

[hollow river]

yes its fucking stupid

report the lfg posts n keep it pushing

[hollow river]

not much has changed

[subtle tundra]

count on wow players to make everything cringe

[near valley]

Some even say pay like 200k and get ur money back if timed

[subtle tundra]

bro i can just

troll the key on purpose

OOPS missed kick sorry deplete

go again?

[near valley]

Welcome to the hustle

[burnt juniper]

wtf does this mean, can someone help explain

[near valley]

Ahfair, so it's fine if i use it myself?

[burnt juniper]

i'm so confused

[hollow river]

"im not selling the key" lmfao

[burnt juniper]

yeah what

am i high

but what the fuck is that logic

[near valley]

He's not selling the key tbf

[burnt juniper]

ok explain the logic

genuinely i don't get it

[hollow river]

i hope everyone doing that shit gets silenced so they can't make an LFG post

[coral ibex]

he's not selling the key he's selling the opportunity

[hollow river]

fuck em

[coral ibex]

[subtle tundra]

the worst part is that this shit works

[near valley]

He's making you buy ur ability to play well

[burnt juniper]

hrm

yeah i still don't get it haha

[hidden bay]

damn dude, cant believe this is actually a thing

[hollow river]

they're getting paid to get carried

[burnt juniper]

oh yes it is

[hollow river]

fucking dumb

[hollow river]

it should be for the most part

afaik

its just gonna give you a bunch of analytics which you could see yourself on WCL, but its a bit easier to digest i guess

[near valley]

It works for people who have been on the end of their rope getting declined

That's how they pray on you

Smh

I respect the hustle though

[warm lantern]

blizz cant give us anything nice without peeps turning it into some bs

[balmy condor]

"I'm not selling the key"

what a fucking cope

[burnt juniper]

i honestly was taken aback by how hostile he got

goddamn

[wary light]

It's a non-voluntary donation to his charity guys

[warm lantern]

100% bet this guy leaves group first time someone dies

[balmy condor]

he's not selling the key, he's selling the opportunity to attempt a key that won't deplete, which he happens to own

very different

[coral ibex]

[warm lantern]

is he still gonna be very picky about who he invites? or just inv the boosted andys

[balmy condor]

I assume he probably doesn't give a shit

[burnt juniper]

most likely he doesn't care because it's resil

[hidden bay]

@balmy condor https://www.wowhead.com/news/unholy-death-knight-mid-expansion-retrospective-hero-talents-current-issues-and-376710 wheres our article like this?

[burnt juniper]

so it will infinitely be a 16

[balmy condor]

he gets his 60k, wipes the key at first boss

[warm lantern]

tbh this mostly goes under "advertising in lfg" which should be banned asap

[balmy condor]

and then gets next 60k

[hollow river]

very much this yes

[warm lantern]

oh god wowhead at it again with 27 mass produced shittickles

[burnt juniper]

yeah that was what i was curious about, if there's any kind of clause with this about what happens if the key bricks due to the keyholder fucking up

[balmy condor]

they're all deadlined for the same day, it just gets trickled

idk where I am in the queue

[hidden bay]

trickle deez nuts

tell em you are more important

[near valley]

Last

[warm lantern]

suprised they're not starting at most popular specs

[coral ibex]

"the article for the least played non-evoker class should go first"

[near valley]

Just like in real- saving the best for last

[coral ibex]

[hollow river]

oh, those are like 'mandatory'? i just assumed unholy felt terrible to they randomly got an arty

[burnt juniper]

oh no i know what he does, he does the 3 muscle pull at the start immediately

[hidden bay]

haha

[burnt juniper]

and very likely it bricks right there

[balmy condor]

39, and heaven forbid theorycrafters get a platform to talk about their spec once in an expansion

[balmy condor]

yes

[hidden bay]

you can talk here about your spec

we listen bro

[balmy condor]

[polar rampart]

we the only ones who matter

[near valley]

20 bucks that whispyrs main gripe is hero talents

[balmy condor]

who could've guessed

[hidden bay]

gotta rant about fatebound

[hollow river]

will any of them mention how bad rogue is in pvp right now? no? fml

[balmy condor]

probably not

[hollow river]

[coral ibex]

is there gonna be a section about how fatebound should guarantee the capstone in the opener

with discord user quotes

[balmy condor]

PvP gets no clicks

so all our PvP stuff

[near valley]

Based

[balmy condor]

just doesn't exist

[hollow river]

ikik just joking

[near valley]

What is the pvp wowhead?

[strange tundra]

Nah most keys I joined they are chill they just reset without paying extra

And it's more like 5 to 15k not 60

[near valley]

Just getting ur cheeks clapped in arena ?

[hollow river]

15k times 4 is 60k

[warm lantern]

i watched some vods from shadowlands, miss how simple talent trees and general rotations were, but they wont go back on the talent trees now, next xpac we get the addition of legendary trees ig

[near valley]

Till u learn?

[balmy condor]

playing any other game

[hollow river]

iceyveins has small pvp guides for each spec

[golden loom]

what if we just give this to deathstalker also pls 🙂

[strange tundra]

He said after 1 wipe at first boss

[balmy condor]

he's charging 15k per person

[golden loom]

Or just make one armed bandit not able to parry

[hollow river]

....there's 4 players in the key with the keyholder my guy

[strange tundra]

Oh I thought u meant individual

My b

[warm lantern]

half of my hate comes from parry, remove parry or bring back dodge for casters

[waxen oyster]

Honestly this shit is almost as cringe

[hollow river]

[waxen oyster]

As people expecting tips

for timewalking

[near valley]

My tinfoil is they go back to the old reliable, artifacts 2.0

[strange tundra]

Yeah it sucks but it's the only way I can play keys even when I note I'm 99 parser

They don't invite

[waxen oyster]

Make friends

[near valley]

Game was low key more fun when there was player power

[coral ibex]

i hope they delete hero talents after this expansion

try again with something else

[near valley]

( towards the end)

[warm lantern]

tbh if someone noted they're a 99 parser i wouldnt invite them

[strange tundra]

I try, I add everyone in bnet

[near valley]

Never the beginning

[strange tundra]

Why

[warm lantern]

cringe, and wrong focus

also depends where the parse is

m+ parses are fake and irrelevant

[near valley]

What If I'm a 99 parser in depressive episodes?

[strange tundra]

I write "Pumper 99 parser, check logs, brain, CR" and some other shit forgot

[warm lantern]

now we're talkin!

[balmy condor]

my guild auto-denies any apps that link io score in their application

[near valley]

Based

[hidden bay]

maybe they should change that after i saw peoples movement

[warm lantern]

i sometimes write like "huge mommy milkers"

and thats always effective

[balmy condor]

[hidden bay]

maybe those sick io players can dodge

[strange tundra]

I would auto inv

[hidden bay]

cant wait for your stream later

[balmy condor]

yeah in june right

[hidden bay]

no. today

[balmy condor]

what am I streaming today

[hidden bay]

raid

[balmy condor]

on a sunday?

[near valley]

When next drunk whispyr stream?

[hidden bay]

its 8am, sorry bro

[warm lantern]

mate its monday

[near valley]

It's monday

[coral ibex]

euro moment

[near valley]

Hello ?

[warm lantern]

whispyr running to work

[balmy condor]

like I give a fuck what time it is for you eurocucks

[strange tundra]

Eastern Europe moment

[hidden bay]

bro talking about eurocucks while he says hes german

and his family moved to the US

stay quiet

[balmy condor]

[warm lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-crying-cat-cat-meme-cat-crying-meme-crying-cat-meme-gif-1182720488497099882

[hidden bay]

[strange tundra]

Aren't Germans turks

[near valley]

Yes

[hidden bay]

[waxen oyster]

so based

[hidden bay]

yea lucky moroes nuked it

[near valley]

Moroes was fast

[balmy condor]

aren't germans turks

they're german

what

[strange tundra]

It's the bit deleted it

[near valley]

They both have kebabs

[hidden bay]

i wish there would be less, yes

[strange tundra]

It's a eu joke

U wouldn't get it

[near valley]

So therefore Germans are turks

Math checks out

[hollow river]

bruh

[strange tundra]

He asked me if I am sorry

[hollow river]

........

[strange tundra]

Deleted it

[balmy condor]

he literally can't help himself man idk

either that or his phone autocorrects to 3

[coral ibex]

arent germans turks tho

[strange tundra]

Lol true

My b

[coral ibex]

many people are saying this

[near valley]

All signs would point to yes

[hidden bay]

back in 2020 moroes already had something against me

look at this

[balmy condor]

more like scatch

[hidden bay]

yea fuck him

[hidden bay]

[coral ibex]

europeans be like "i'm funny (casual racism)"

[hidden bay]

instant trigger

[hollow river]

scath?

was scath once a greenmen

[golden loom]

Mondays

[balmy condor]

yes

[hollow river]

i did not know this

[near valley]

I remember

[hidden bay]

@fiery flower

give green name

[balmy condor]

holy stjern retirement ping

[hidden bay]

wdym, hes still playing

[balmy condor]

not in here he ain't

[near valley]

I remember when whisp was a lowly orange name

[strange tundra]

All Europeans are racist against each other

😭

[balmy condor]

[coral ibex]

wtf is orange name

[hidden bay]

orange is the new black

[near valley]

Ask any eastern European if they're Baltic

[royal lantern]

Jokes on you, im racist against myself

[near valley]

Easy wayy to make friends

[warm lantern]

hard not to when sweden has a peepee man for a ocean

[strange tundra]

[hidden bay]

remember back when foreverguy was an joke in here?

now hes green

that shows everyone can get there

[warm lantern]

outlaw tho

[hidden bay]

[near valley]

Respected green names i heard

Ofc I don't believe that

Not when Koji exists

[near valley]

Or solo

[coral ibex]

yea i just forgot bc none are online rn

[royal lantern]

shorter role name = higher position

[hidden bay]

checks out

[coral ibex]

if i subscribe to the patreon are you contractually obligated to do another podcast episode

[balmy condor]

no

[near valley]

Shadows low key the retirement home

[coral ibex]

damn

[hidden bay]

dead

😂

[balmy condor]

I'm gonna shut down the patreon at some point

[coral ibex]

can you shut it down after i buy my cooler red name please

[balmy condor]

not like we do shit with it

[coral ibex]

[hidden bay]

"yo whattup its me whispyr recording a new podcast cuz some idiot subbed to my patreon"

[near valley]

But them podcast episode though

[hidden bay]

[near valley]

Where we stand?

[balmy condor]

not happening

[near valley]

[loud hawk]

guys i just saw Shindigg assa guide, and i see in the opener after he applied to all 5 dumies garrote and rupture,he continued pressing Garrote for CP's to apply CT. So do we do Garrote for CP's on aoe instead of FoK ?

[hidden bay]

do one with zeross together and discuss mythic+ builds

[coral ibex]

you sure you dont wanna yell about hero talents for an hour

[loud hawk]

on vanish

[balmy condor]

until all the important things have garrote

[waxen oyster]

I just notice europeans love making jokes

about theft in romania

or something

[near valley]

Well yes

[coral ibex]

[near valley]

No European country has suffered worse jokes than Romania low key

[coral ibex]

bro relax

[hollow river]

if the 5 dummies all had garrote applied already no that'd be a waste

[waxen oyster]

”anything not nailed to the ground might get stolen”

[loud hawk]

ok ty

[near valley]

They don't beat the Balkan allegations

[hidden bay]

if you want to make jokes about things getting stolen = eastern
you are up north? nice, somewhere scandinavia
you are part of eastern? prolly romania
oh you are from albania? yea nice, that means from balkan area

[golden loom]

swedishspeaking finn? wow ur dad must be rich

[hidden bay]

that also means everyone speaks the same language eastern part of europe

[golden loom]

well yes

[coral ibex]

(casual racism)
"yes but you see if you met one you'd agree"

[loud hawk]

on packs we open with garrote until we reach our prio target right

[balmy condor]

what does that mean

[near valley]

No

[golden loom]

can also just mark any target and then move it over

[waxen oyster]

When I hear the hard r in a thick balkan accent

[brave stump]

garroting towards the main target

[balmy condor]

you always want to ambush

[waxen oyster]

is when i know im around europeans

[balmy condor]

having a hero talent is good

[loud hawk]

but the main target right

[balmy condor]

probably should have a hero talent

[near valley]

Just do the main target first with ambush

And garrote and rupture from there

[balmy condor]

whatever the target is that you're gonna hit, yes

[strange tundra]

Just ambush someone with rupture before the 5 seconds of stealth run out

[near valley]

Till u get the stuff that actually lives blended up

[strange tundra]

Preferably do 2 ruptures with bone spike and ambush

[near valley]

Not the ones that die in 5 secs

[loud hawk]

okay

[strange tundra]

Depends on pulls really

It's hectic in dungeons

Idk about raids

[near valley]

90% chance they deny they're Balkan

[waxen oyster]

I have colorful language to say about tank players

who pull a sub 5% mob

into boss

[near valley]

Thank you?

[strange tundra]

U ambush after rupture is up so u don't waste a gcd but doesn't matter really

[waxen oyster]

or even worse

the ones who let the mob die

but dont wait 1s

for combat

[near valley]

Just vanish durr

[waxen oyster]

Yeah its just goofy

how so many tanks are kind of bad

[strange tundra]

I hate this so much !!!!

[waxen oyster]

I dont even get the point of the chaining esp since they dont have cds for next group usually

[hidden bay]

at the start of playing this addon again i didnt know what deathstalker is and what the mark does

i played dungeons and never applied mark once

[warm lantern]

people cry too much about chainpulls, met tanks who avoid sin rogues due to this

[near valley]

Mark who is Mark?

[waxen oyster]

I mean theres good chain pulls

and then there is

[near valley]

Never heard of him

[warm lantern]

absolutely

[waxen oyster]

5% mob

which is

pepegamax

[warm lantern]

ofc, but with 2 charges of vanish and mby 1/3 pulls go out of combat for a .5 sec, it mostly covers all needs? but idk, i dont do m+ for fun

[waxen oyster]

No some tanks do it like every pull

insane lack of awareness

[warm lantern]

bdks are those i notice mostly doing this

[waxen oyster]

nah its vdhs

without fail

[warm lantern]

jumpy bois

[waxen oyster]

fuckers just insta leaping to next group

then sync up the white hits

and floor

bdk has slightly more excuse if their bone shield about to drop but again

you chain earlier in that scenario

[strange tundra]

They need to add 1 more vanish charge cuz of bad tanks 😒

[waxen oyster]

I kind of judge some tanks

based on what talents they play

[rotund oak]

you should

[waxen oyster]

if i see a bdk without rapid decomp i know im in for a shit fiesta

[warm lantern]

well tbh, when playing with a friend last season because we were bored we went tank healer, and the amount of dps crying about pullsizes etc etc or pulling for tank is crazy, atleast for us we pulled the limit of what we were gonna survive then the warrior who has done 2 interrupts (only spells that targeted him) and died to oneshots 4 times gets angry about not pulling more

[strange tundra]

I only have bad tanks like 20% of the time

It's not that bad but still

[waxen oyster]

yeah idk i get hella judgey

[strange tundra]

And now in 15s I barely see bad tanks anyway

[waxen oyster]

of tanks who play full defensive builds

in non high keys

[strange tundra]

Since the skill cap is kinda higher

10s 11s and 12s it's crazy

[waxen oyster]

if i see a male elf dh tank

key bricker

chance

i cant take anyone seriously who plays male nelf

[warm lantern]

try gearing a new healer, the +6 to +8 bracket is harder than +10s with the same gear so you have to spend time in the hellhole until you get just enough to get a group through 10s then everything is chill

[waxen oyster]

dude has the option to play peak

and chooses….what is that

[strange tundra]

Female?

[waxen oyster]

yes female nelf is peak

[warm lantern]

male dranei

[strange tundra]

I know

[waxen oyster]

I mean for me

[strange tundra]

Belf too

[waxen oyster]

male anything in wow

[strange tundra]

But no meld

[waxen oyster]

that isnt dwarf

or troll

[warm lantern]

this is why i play the sexy femdwarf

[strange tundra]

Male human priest the best

[cunning scaffold]

male kultiran is clearly the best

[waxen oyster]

orc is best when you play

hunchback

you embrace the neanderthal

[strange tundra]

Is it worth to unlock maghar orc for the racial? I have sexy female belf

[warm lantern]

i hope whispyr put the absolute anger source that we cannot aoe blind the ball affix in the article

[spiral pasture]

!fok

[prisma monolith]

Fok Conditions Post-Buff
Fan of Knives as a generator to replace ambush/mutilate:

• Baseline 3+ targets, -1 if talented into momentum of despair and thrown precision, +1 if talented into vicious venoms, +1 if talented into blindside. (Generally 5 with raid build, 3 with Bleed m+, 2 with Hybrid m+)
  Fan of Knives with Clear the Witnesses Up:
• Baseline 2+ targets, -1 if lingering darkness is up or you aren't talented into vicious venoms. With Vicious Venoms casting during lingering darkness is dps neutral.
  Fan of Knives with Darkest Night Up:
• Only on 2+ targets, or without Vicious Venoms talented. This is also a very very minor optimization

The most important to remember is the generator rules, clear the witnesses and darkest night optimizations can be effectively ignored as they are not meaningful DPS improvements

[waxen oyster]

You can blind aoe its just

you need a mob

to blind off of

[strange tundra]

Does boss work

[waxen oyster]

sometimes

[strange tundra]

Yeah sometimes it works others it doesn't idk wtf

[waxen oyster]

last boss of rookery seems hit or miss

weird models ig

[strange tundra]

Maybe they need to be in its red circle

[balmy condor]

I did not

[warm lantern]

so often they spawn just out of combat

[strange tundra]

Kinda like caustic?

[waxen oyster]

You know whats my favorite

when doing an alt key and its the kill add affix

and they just dont hit it

seen it alot more this season

[cunning scaffold]

or youre playing sub and you literally have no buttons to help on it

[warm lantern]

man they really should just, remove all affixes

[strange tundra]

They need to add back bolstering and the rest

[royal lantern]

i made a tank alt a couple days ago

the kind of animals you see in +7 keys, holy shit

[waxen oyster]

Yep

[strange tundra]

I wanna gear up my pala tank for s2

But cba

[waxen oyster]

Try to do a priory in th 6 to 10 range

on tank

go 30% over count

[strange tundra]

Worst dung 2nd boss

[royal lantern]

did you know that the first boss in workshop has a pseudo enrage when you run out of hammers?

[strange tundra]

For pugs

[royal lantern]

now i do

[waxen oyster]

he does?

[royal lantern]

they dont refresh

the 3 dps did like 300k each

[waxen oyster]

[strange tundra]

Damn

[royal lantern]

or when i did floodgate, and on the 2nd boss they killed the goblin while the big guy was at 80% HP

[warm lantern]

cant wait til these guys starts using the 1 button rotation that starts with bloodlust

[strange tundra]

I had a key where we didn't kill them together and healer wasted all cds before boss dies and then tank did huge pull and we wipe on trash after coz no cc and no healer cds

Key briced

[waxen oyster]

I did a priory on vdh

[strange tundra]

Bricked

[waxen oyster]

and outdpsed the unholy dk

somehow

…..

[rotund oak]

same as pulling before any dps

bear is more memie coz works with rage

war as well

[waxen oyster]

i mean its ret paladins

who attack on the gather

the most

i’ve seen

[strange tundra]

People fail this on workshop first boss they stand close to boss instead of tank

[royal lantern]

YEP

ret paladins/hunters/mages

[fiery flower]

Whatever that means

[rotund oak]

yup

[strange tundra]

They pull divine storm close packs

[royal lantern]

are the 3 that will blast when i used swipe once

[warm lantern]

havoc with hunt, warriors with charge

[hidden bay]

[waxen oyster]

i havent seen a havoc

in forever

[warm lantern]

sub rogues shadowstriking from afar without tricks

[waxen oyster]

i feel most warrior players know they need to wait

else they faceplant

[warm lantern]

cheat death is a dps cooldown

[strange tundra]

What classes buff us, ww monk, feral, warr tank ?

[waxen oyster]

real

shaman

[strange tundra]

Sham

[royal lantern]

dh/druid/shaman/warrior/monk

[warm lantern]

but yea, generally mostly ret palas

[waxen oyster]

skyfury and mark are probably the two most impactful buffs

[strange tundra]

Feral no? And what dh tank?

[waxen oyster]

idk ret pala is an adhd spec

[rotund oak]

if i could make all dhs disappear by pressing a button.. i'ld jump on top of it repeatedly.. for hours.. no remorse..

ild also be laughing

[waxen oyster]

I mean theres an easy way to do that

you make momentum the only viable way

to play havoc

[strange tundra]

If i get the chance to invite bear tank i do

[waxen oyster]

and 90% of dh players are gone

[strange tundra]

Coz they don't get love

[rotund oak]

palatonks

[balmy condor]

when was the last time you talked in here

[rotund oak]

all the way

[waxen oyster]

ok my experience with bear players

[strange tundra]

Pala tank is op with all their spells

[fiery flower]

Last time someone tagged me probably

[royal lantern]

playing one rn, its chill af lol

[waxen oyster]

if they play male nelf

[balmy condor]

yeah okay

[waxen oyster]

my key is being assassinated

[balmy condor]

that's the point then

[analog field]

Male dranei rogue with the racial heal is bis

[rotund oak]

i was prolly young

[strange tundra]

Pala tank can heal all party if healer dies

Wog is op

[royal lantern]

ofc, its a elf

[fiery flower]

Just because I don't yap here, it doesn't mean I don't read

[royal lantern]

oh no

[waxen oyster]

what else are you playing a druid as

[royal lantern]

stjern judges in silence

[waxen oyster]

there are races besides nelf?

for druid

[rotund oak]

gossipgirl stjern

[balmy condor]

reading classcord

[hidden bay]

other purple guys yap too much, ggwp

[waxen oyster]

If you play male kultiran with the dadbod tummy out

lowkey might be a gigachad

[strange tundra]

@midnight mist is the biggest yapper

[waxen oyster]

otherwise ehh

[royal lantern]

highmountain charge is bis bro

Mobility+stun in one thing? sure, why not

[hidden bay]

[waxen oyster]

i dont remember wtf the highmountain racial was

[midnight mist]

I don't think I was first

Definitely up there tho

[rotund oak]

thats 5 years ago

[waxen oyster]

blizz really wasted dev resources to put moose antlers on tauren

[rotund oak]

holymoly

[strange tundra]

@fiery flower Thoughts?

[waxen oyster]

and call it a new race

[hidden bay]

5 years, damn

[strange tundra]

Ily bbygirl

[fiery flower]

I don't think

[waxen oyster]

Meanwhile nelf has more customization than most of the wow races

[royal lantern]

they took shit elves, made them purple and did the same

[golden loom]

velf is based

[waxen oyster]

wasnt that because alliance fanboys asked for “high elves”

or some shit

[strange tundra]

Do we go for looks or racial?

[waxen oyster]

velf has more modernized hairstyles

[strange tundra]

I go for looks

[waxen oyster]

at least

[golden loom]

looks ofc

[balmy condor]

you're 2nd

[cunning scaffold]

ive been screwing around with the bleed build in 10s and its hilarious trying to maximize sudden demise

[balmy condor]

well 3rd actually

[cunning scaffold]

kind of a fun playstyle

[balmy condor]

it's fuu, guy, then you

[rotund oak]

is fuu that yappy?

damn

[balmy condor]

no he's just been here since the dinosaurs

[rotund oak]

ah lol

hahahah

[waxen oyster]

I need bfa foreverguy

[balmy condor]

guy and fuu have a significant headstart on zac

[waxen oyster]

that was content

[strange tundra]

What looks better

Beer belly guy or sexy grill

[hidden bay]

first one

[royal lantern]

#1 ofc

[strange tundra]

Real

[waxen oyster]

Guy’s takes have so much less passion

[hidden bay]

first one ofc. gröööööööhl männer jaaaaaaaaaaa

[waxen oyster]

than they used to

[hidden bay]

gib mir ein bier

[strange tundra]

🍻

[midnight mist]

Guy is just Perma yapping in off topic, doesn't count

Should exclude off topic no cap!

[balmy condor]

I mean if we're excluding off topic then you're first

[hidden bay]

we got a winner

[balmy condor]

damn

herp is missing nearly 100k messages

on fuu

that's wild

[hidden bay]

i am missing a few more brother

[hidden bay]

private channels

[balmy condor]

yep

[hidden bay]

you think you are something better huh?

think you are better than the rest of us sin players????

[royal lantern]

nah, just sharing the sims

[hidden bay]

yea somehow my quick sim 15 targets 20 seconds doesnt work as intended

fix pls

[balmy condor]

mb kingothy

[rotund oak]

outside stealth channels u got stealth ranks as well

how very rogue

me like

[burnt juniper]

ok say you're in cinderbrew with sin, boomy and udk

who should be doing the most to the failed batches

[midnight mist]

Ok but you are missing the beta channel

And on god I'm a master yapper in the beta channel

I love beta cycles

So exciting!!

[strange tundra]

The priest

[burnt juniper]

hrm

[hidden bay]

i was here first

[midnight mist]

Old man

[hidden bay]

yea i am

now i have to cry

whos server owner in here

[balmy condor]

fierydemise

since uh

[burnt juniper]

because this udk was losing his mind over failed batches

[balmy condor]

forever I'm pretty sure

[burnt juniper]

apparently udk is useless against them or something

[strange tundra]

What does failed batches mean

[balmy condor]

the adds on ipa

[strange tundra]

Oh

[burnt juniper]

it's the things that spawn that explode

[weary perch]

Just ignore them and LOS the dmg. 🙂

[hidden bay]

[strange tundra]

I just vanish and multi dot them

And if iut of vanish I put ruptures with mouseover macro

[balmy condor]

if I kick you and you rejoin the date resets, this can be fixed

[strange tundra]

And slow them with poison

[balmy condor]

[burnt juniper]

oh no not those

[strange tundra]

Also ct on boss with multitarget

[hidden bay]

dont worry i was gone for a long time

i rejoined this year

[burnt juniper]

these

[strange tundra]

Dayumn

[balmy condor]

oh the barrels

[burnt juniper]

ipa is chill yeah, just use vanish and melt adds

yeah barrels

mb

[strange tundra]

I don't think someone should solely focus barrels

[coral ibex]

how did you join this discord before you joined discord as a user

[strange tundra]

Whoever can at thr time should do it

[coral ibex]

wtf

that can't be your join date

[burnt juniper]

thing is i have legit not failed those barrels much until this key with this dk

[hidden bay]

no. it was fierydemises join date

[burnt juniper]

and i dunno why

[hidden bay]

[burnt juniper]

usually just throwing up ct and spatter cleave is enough

[subtle tundra]

miau

[golden loom]

meow

[strange tundra]

This is my 52nd or 53rd account

I forgot

[subtle tundra]

got banned 52 times?

[strange tundra]

Yes

[golden loom]

not surprising looking at that username lol

[subtle tundra]

mods? ban evasion?

get his ass

[rotund oak]

my 1st discord account was a week's old when i joined ravenholdt which was like a month old

[subtle tundra]

SPANK HIM

[strange tundra]

I mean in discord not in this server lol

Its not against tos

To make new account

[coral ibex]

how do you get banned by discord

gotta be trying really hard

[strange tundra]

Also I have this account like 1 year now

[rotund oak]

if u ar etalking about me i didnt

[strange tundra]

I don't get banned anymore

[coral ibex]

"anymore"

[golden loom]

[strange tundra]

💀

[subtle tundra]

ok Ye

[coral ibex]

has anyone's guild 4 healed mugzee

[hidden bay]

https://www.warcraftlogs.com/reports/bYhDFx78c4zJg1VG?fight=7&type=summary

[desert summit]

Hey all, I’m back from a break and usually main sub - just wondering with sin; do we always double garrote, double rupture, and then CT for opener or do we only need one rupture and then CT?? (Obvs ambushing main targ and mut for splatter)?

[balmy condor]

you want 5 ruptures out for scent of blood

[desert summit]

Ahh yep, ofc ty

[coral ibex]

you got a pov or nah

[hidden bay]

no!

[balmy condor]

herp show feet

[hidden bay]

i got ugly feet

[coral ibex]

there's people into that

[balmy condor]

I'll be the judge of that mister

[hidden bay]

right now i rub my belly

[coral ibex]

dang you guys have 2 dragons

lucky

[hidden bay]

i could stream next re-clear

so you see floor pov

[strange tundra]

Make an ig feet account

People into that

[balmy condor]

a what now

[coral ibex]

did stealthi's guild 4 heal

[strange tundra]

Instagram

[coral ibex]

i found his pov

[balmy condor]

I know what ig is

there's whole ass accounts

just for feet?

[strange tundra]

Yeah

Lol

[hidden bay]

yea you say ig for "i guess"

[coral ibex]

bro's details shows damage done and then 2 death windows

[hidden bay]

[coral ibex]

no healing window

sick

[balmy condor]

curious that you would encounter these

[strange tundra]

Fetish accounts

U also say it for instagram

[hidden bay]

[strange tundra]

Scrolling through reels u can encounter everything

Even NSFW stuff

[balmy condor]

I've never encountered nsfw or feet on my reels

[strange tundra]

Idk ig has no filter for some reason

[balmy condor]

but uh

[coral ibex]

[balmy condor]

good algorithm I guess

[strange tundra]

U need to enable an option to see more NSFW stuff

[golden loom]

my explore is just a bunch of gooner shit and then I scroll once and its cat videos

[balmy condor]

[strange tundra]

A good algorithm would be brainrot

I get cute dogs, brainrot, NSFW and some feet

[coral ibex]

if you aren't be served reels from real schizos that have like 500 views ur algo isn't as elite as mine

[strange tundra]

And a lot of schizos

[strange tundra]

THIS

[golden loom]

I have gooner and cat brainrot + regular brainrot

[coral ibex]

i get reels of people recording the clouds while they grunt like they're in pain

i like to leave comments telling them to buy a firearm

[strange tundra]

There are 2 schizo that their viewers made them take hrt and they are on it now

[strange tundra]

"Give this man a registered firearm license"

[coral ibex]

my ig reels are like schizos, the woman digging a tunnel under her house, and random chinese memes

[strange tundra]

When u get those schizos with no comments and like 20 views

Mythological reel pull

[balmy condor]

since 10.2 yes

[near valley]

Gotta get that algomaxxing

If you don't question ur life choices, do you even have a good algorithm?

[lethal arrow]

Mythical reel pulls and it's just all racism

[subtle tundra]

i love my soft pornography

[near valley]

Peak

Either that or obscure brainrot

[strange tundra]

U need this

[near valley]

There is no limits in my algo

[strange tundra]

Same

[near valley]

What i pull i pull

[strange tundra]

Brick by brick

I remember i used to get only Peter Griffin reels

[near valley]

Even the bricks I didn't place

[strange tundra]

U know which ones

https://www.instagramez.com/reel/DIkOEeVTyVD/?igsh=YTJmaHNmZm9pcXJ6

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[neat shell]

why i feel like i have 0 haste recovery on mugzee but i feel normal on other bosses

[humble verge]

stop spamming envenom and pool

:)

[subtle tundra]

the mandela effect

its a trinket

[wild thorn]

!simguide

[prisma monolith]

Guide to Simming yourself: https://www.wowhead.com/how-to-use-raidbots-sims-stat-weights

For more accurate results you should always sim yourself using Top Gear for gear you already have in your bags
or Droptimizer to see which content drops the biggest upgrade for you. Do not use Stat Weights sims to evaluate gear.

[neat shell]

not even that

it just feels extra energy reg fucked up idk

[wild thorn]

how fucked up is the apl for assa

heard it turbo undersims

[normal mist]

It sims fine

[mild copper]

Hey guys questions, how good is new bleed build over hybrid OG build? In "higher" keys, like +10 or +12

[normal mist]

That's low keys

You can and probably should play bleed up until 16/17+

Besides some few exceptions like top

[mild copper]

How % is the difference?

[balmy condor]

it's good for everything except turbo cooked talent builds and sustained aoe sims

[strange tundra]

It's brainless rota

Big dmg for zero effort

[strange tundra]

It says bleed is 3.9m dps and hybrid with kb it's 4.3m

Average

[mild copper]

I mean, I've been playing hybrid build long ago, is worth the switch? Even if bleed is easier, idc tbh

[strange tundra]

It's less st but more aoe

Idk up to you

[unkempt vine]

!wa

[prisma monolith]

Assassination Weakauras/Plater profiles:
Whispyr's Afenar Edit
Luxthos's Group
LE's Group
LE's Rogue Collection
Devlin's Group
Ceverion's Plater
Whispyr's Plater

[violet jackal]

You can play hydrid if that is your comfort it won’t be the make or break of a key.

[rotund oak]

just ditch 2nd shiv,take IW

u will never notice u arent hybrid

its like cutting sugar from ur diet

well

kind of

[crisp stream]

!wa

[prisma monolith]

Assassination Weakauras/Plater profiles:
Whispyr's Afenar Edit
Luxthos's Group
LE's Group
LE's Rogue Collection
Devlin's Group
Ceverion's Plater
Whispyr's Plater

[quartz snow]

Oh what sims ? in Dslice , Hybrid sims way less tho 😦

[strange tundra]

On murlok or the other site

Forgot which one

[zenith plank]

ok so im genuinely confused as HELL do we run more of the hybrid build in keys? because the bleed build makes me wanna cry XD

[strange tundra]

U run it in high keys where u need more st

[zenith plank]

what about the like 10 to 12 range?

[strange tundra]

Bleed

High keys i mean like 18

[zenith plank]

oh

[strange tundra]

Maybe 17

[native turret]

im stuck in cinderbrew hell forever... mage died twice on trash then on bee boss 😭

[subtle tundra]

its ok

youll get 10 ilvls and the new enchant and the keys youre doing now will feel 3 levels lower

[native turret]

sick

ill be stuck with the same pugs slightly stronger

😄

[humble verge]

im glad ive set my standards up for pugging

i do weeklies

😎

[normal mist]

Wait you guys still play the game?!

[native turret]

unfortunately

[humble verge]

yeah, gotta get my 2nd CE then quit th egame

[native turret]

i just want to push IO, but its hard when you're a little late and still stuck with fresh 670s who could benefit from one button rotation

[normal mist]

All my retail activities these past few weeks is doing night fall event + quests so I can get renown 10 and acquire that beautiful tabard

[native turret]

probably better use of time than me trying to get io

[normal mist]

I have around... 300? Maybe 400 Io this season

[native turret]

gamer

[normal mist]

I basically started this season 3 weeks ago, joined my guild's run, we cleared 8/8 bosses in HC, everyone got curve, I didn't raid again. 655 gamer right here

[native turret]

go touch grass

[royal lantern]

baaaaaased

[rotund oak]

done one normal on my rogue,still higher ilvl

[normal mist]

This was a single 1 night raiding session for me

[rotund oak]

uve fallen from grace

[normal mist]

Wdym I was 2nd on dps on Gally, with 650 vs 665+

[native turret]

i wasted crests on a outlaw weapon early 🤭

[rotund oak]

well thats flux

[quartz snow]

ok i need to understand , i'm doing 3M2/3M4 in bleed builds on 10/11 keys , which is finy i guess , cause i went back on game after 1 years of break , saturday.

But that's really not the same story with the hybrid , specially in AOE,

can someone help me with the rotation or i'm too dumb ? 😦

[rotund oak]

imagine caring about trashlaw gear

spec so bad it makes classic look awesome

[native turret]

i like outlaw 🤷

[native turret]

but need to be assa for last couple bosses of mythic

[rotund oak]

i used to,then ive spend some time in outlaw channel,then i realized how F up it all is

[royal lantern]

we all have flaws

[native turret]

lmao, a lot of bugs just got fixed so like it's a lot better now, but still unplayable on some mythic bosses so 🤷

[normal mist]

It ain't about the spec at this point

[rotund oak]

true

[native turret]

ill take whatever is best suited to the content im doing tbh

as long as its not subtlety, spec is 💤

[rotund oak]

Guy,uve lost your color

(implying foreverguy)

[normal mist]

Man I can't wait for my child to spawn so I can teach him how to farm gold for Dada's subscription

https://tenor.com/view/mr-bean-mrbean-bean-mr-bean-holiday-mr-bean-holiday-movie-gif-3228235746377647455

[humble verge]

wake up, time for gold farming

[rotund oak]

most based thing to do in this game

[rotund oak]

royal lineage dictates immediate arena training

[hexed frost]

Me and wife have decided it's time to have a baby (a politically correct name for a dedicated gold and leather farmer)

[rotund oak]

baby in 2025

u are both insane

😄

[hexed frost]

Will make him a boomie alt

[rotund oak]

but congratulations i guess

[hexed frost]

Starfall spam

[rotund oak]

u cant treat a kid like this

raise him properly

[hexed frost]

I wouldn't need to ever approach shady Russian sites for buying gold (not that I have ever approached one, yet)

[humble verge]

me and my potential wife has decided it's time to have a baby (i leave cause i dont want responsibility in my life - i can gold farm myself)

[rotund oak]

now thats more reasonable

plus u can buy a pup

like i did

[hexed frost]

https://tenor.com/view/genshin-meme-gif-25106450

[hexed frost]

Yeah, I'll

[tall jay]

did theyremove teh crest capp yet or is that later this patch?

[rotund oak]

no they didnt

cap exists

[tall jay]

oh wow, i can't type this morning, did they remove the crest cap yet

[rotund oak]

its kinda irrelevant though coz u can pretty much craft everything u need and upgrade with existing ones

ezclap

just play the game

[tall jay]

true, but i don't have enought to upgrade my to my 675 stuff this week lol

[hexed frost]

By threatening to disown him/her if I ever see them playing outlaw or hunter

[rotund oak]

there is also another thing,not many play the game currently so whatever 12s u wanna que with descent ilvl u will get an inv

[tall jay]

i wish...i am sitting on needing a 12 ws and DFC still to time to get my reselient keys...no one can time them

[rotund oak]

just que ur own keys

[quartz snow]

Does anyone got the rotation/opener for the hybrid build please ?

[rotund oak]

take whatever u want

[quartz snow]

trying to improve 😦

[rotund oak]

!guide

[prisma monolith]

Assassination Guides:
Wowhead: https://www.wowhead.com/assassination-rogue-guide
IV: https://www.icy-veins.com/wow/assassination-rogue-pve-dps-guide
Method: https://www.method.gg/guides/assassination-rogue

[rotund oak]

wowhead is very good

[tall jay]

i have been...i get my 12 and it busts, then i time my 11 get the 12 and it busts...but if its not the 12 I am looking for then i have to try to pug it ... sometimes lol

[rotund oak]

its like u know u have to hit ur head against that wall until the wall breaks

pugs be that way

unless u are a mage like me,get invited coz u exist in this game

do nothing

still time the keys

and ppl will say thx

[subtle tundra]

ok unc

need my sister to pop a child so i can officially be UNC

BiS UNC

[humble verge]

dont think ill be an unc

me and both my brothers are single

average guys life in their mid 20s 😎

[subtle tundra]

id say in 4-5 years ill be unc but until then i gotta find myself a missus

[humble verge]

or you can be the fun uncle

[subtle tundra]

ill be the goat its written in the stars

[humble verge]

(that will eventually be so depressed knowing his peers have their life together with their spouses and kids, and have fun vacations knowing they will have someone maybe take care of them when they get older rather than the local old people home)

did i say something

[subtle tundra]

i dont need a life partner to be happy

[humble verge]

thats what they all say

https://tenor.com/view/clueless-aware-twitch-forsen-emote-gif-25354609

[subtle tundra]

😼

[lusty kraken]

how much crit do you need to have for assa to feel like a human spec in m+?

[humble verge]

!stats

[prisma monolith]

There are no "recommended stat levels" or "breakpoint of X stat" or "required" amount of any stats. This is an outdated way to think about stats and simply is not relevant to the spec. If you're looking for a quick recommendation: Agi >> Crit = Mastery >= Haste > VersatilityIt's always more accurate to simulate your own character, as stat procs from trinkets/enchants can often de-value their stat relative to others. Stats are not a rigid construct, their values change constantly in relation to each other depending on your character.

• Signet of the Priory will require you have Mastery as your highest RATING (the actual number, not the %). Having Crit and Mastery close to one another will cause procs from Flask or Seaforium Pacemaker to cause your Signet to give you Crit. This is generally worse and will cause Signet to sim poorly.
• Compared to each other, Deathstalker wants more Mastery/Haste than Fatebound, and Fatebound wants more Crit than Deathstalker
• Always Always ALWAYS sim yourself through Top Gear and Droptimizer for accurate results

[humble verge]

just use highest ilvl

[lusty kraken]

because whenever I have to do 3 mutilates to get full CP (sometimes that's not enough), I just want to kill myself

[humble verge]

but at a certain level, you dont wanna be over 21k(which is the cap) on anything

whats your crit rating then

[subtle tundra]

youre lying

[humble verge]

yeah i am

lets go for 100k mastery

[lusty kraken]

12k

28% crit

no nvm I have 24% crit and 8.8k rating

[humble verge]

that is pretty low tho icl D:

whats your ilvl