#assassination

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keen spruce
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no i'm just saying that's why we have no emote slotes

runic hinge
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Oh lol

keen spruce
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all of these long ass pets

coral ibex
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turn em into stickers

keen spruce
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I don't think i have the original picture that would take effor

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t

runic hinge
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Getting more garf emotes is gonna take me effort

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!

keen spruce
subtle fractal
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Anyone can join

keen spruce
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did u kick me

subtle fractal
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You were never in it

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My server has public pans

keen spruce
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is it a different server?

subtle fractal
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We announce when someone is banned

keen spruce
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I was in yours back in legion

subtle fractal
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No I can invite you

keen spruce
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maybe i left Glerm

subtle fractal
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Oh that was OOOLD

keen spruce
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inv plz

balmy condor
runic hinge
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Yeah. You invite Shmeeps

subtle fractal
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I deleted that one

keen spruce
runic hinge
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So he can steal your garfs

balmy condor
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garfworld

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based

keen spruce
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i require garf

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ty king

subtle fractal
runic hinge
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Love me garfpause

pliant remnant
subtle fractal
river ginkgo
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I can’t figure out kingsbane build 😦 on 5 target dummy I do more on bleed

golden loom
balmy condor
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it's only 30% more damage

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minor buff

lusty kraken
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with the ilvl increase of items, are we still going to use the circlet?

balmy condor
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maybe shrugR

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depends on the character

lusty kraken
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is that your way of saying sim

coral ibex
balmy condor
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I mean kinda is sim yourself angle

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but plenty of people will be able to drop it

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just depends on the rest of the gear

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I suspect it'll be like 40% using it still but dunno

coral ibex
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apparently many guilds just leak brain matter every week on sprocket even after gally kill

balmy condor
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maybe they nerf it again

coral ibex
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this makes our 2.5hr reclear feel a little better

runic hinge
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I’m gonna assume a higher ilvl hero jastors and a myth ring will let me drop it but who knows tbh

river ginkgo
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I have 4% haste coming from sub. Is that a huge issue for assa?

coral ibex
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nope

runic hinge
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!stats

prisma monolithBOT
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There are no "recommended stat levels" or "breakpoint of X stat" or "required" amount of any stats. This is an outdated way to think about stats and simply is not relevant to the spec. If you're looking for a quick recommendation: Agi >> Crit = Mastery >= Haste > VersatilityIt's always more accurate to simulate your own character, as stat procs from trinkets/enchants can often de-value their stat relative to others. Stats are not a rigid construct, their values change constantly in relation to each other depending on your character.

  • Signet of the Priory will require you have Mastery as your highest RATING (the actual number, not the %). Having Crit and Mastery close to one another will cause procs from Flask or Seaforium Pacemaker to cause your Signet to give you Crit. This is generally worse and will cause Signet to sim poorly.
  • Compared to each other, Deathstalker wants more Mastery/Haste than Fatebound, and Fatebound wants more Crit than Deathstalker
  • Always Always ALWAYS sim yourself through Top Gear and Droptimizer for accurate results
keen spruce
river ginkgo
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Tyty

coral ibex
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haste is contextually better for bleed build in m+ but not a build around type thing

runic hinge
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I am Prayge for sub buffs so peeps who wanna play that spec don’t feel like they need to reroll

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And maybe less dooming in their channel

coral ibex
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i never potted in this kill

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i had the wrong macro on my bar

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end of the night i still have 20 fleeting pots

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no way

runic hinge
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Rip in piece

coral ibex
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thought my tracker weakaura was just broken

lethal arrow
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so close

worthy rose
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!macro

prisma monolithBOT
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Shiv/Tea Macro
With this you will not accidently use more than 1 charge of tea if youre spamming:

/cast Shiv 
/castsequence reset=5 Thistle Tea, null

Assassination uses no other macro aside from standard Deathmark+Potion+Racial+Trinket

worthy rose
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wait hold up

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deathmark potion racial trinket

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what potion are we talkin

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how did i make it to 13's without knowing to use potions

runic hinge
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tempered potions?

worthy rose
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but on a macro?

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tempered crit potion you use when a dungeon starts right

sonic pagoda
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You want to potion with your cds like death mark lmao

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You are not old enough to know about pre pots?

worthy rose
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wait are we talking about the same potions

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the one hour duration ones

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or is this a dfiferent potion

sonic pagoda
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No thats a flask

runic hinge
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thats a flask

keen spruce
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that's a flask

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combat potion

sonic pagoda
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Battle potions

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you are trolling

keen spruce
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tempered potion

runic hinge
keen spruce
worthy rose
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i shit u not i didnt know to use potions

balmy condor
runic hinge
balmy condor
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rank 2's

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holy you're so cheap

keen spruce
coral ibex
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i'm actually so tilted i had the wrong macro

runic hinge
coral ibex
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would have been a rank 1

worthy rose
coral ibex
worthy rose
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ainnoway im using the most expensive one

coral ibex
runic hinge
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I reject your reality and substitute my own

sonic pagoda
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sucks to suck nerd

runic hinge
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I won on LAN

keen spruce
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well ok i'm last for everyone but mine

sonic pagoda
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I thought i was gonna go outlaw nope Killing spree kills me too much

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and shadowstep way better than grappling hook and the APM for outlaw is dumb. Mut rogue is life

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ALso Ele shaman is life

worthy rose
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ok

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i have been informed

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i have bought some tempered potions

keen spruce
worthy rose
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the silver ones at 36gold

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becuase the bronze at 35gold make no sense

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and he gold ones at 150g are insanely expensvie

keen spruce
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rank 1s are just like leftover garbage

worthy rose
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this is gonna be expensive if every time i use death mark its gonna cost 150g

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36g is at least a bit tolerable

keen spruce
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yeah and it's not that different

coral ibex
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its not every time

worthy rose
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isnt it in the macro

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every time you pop deathmark itll use a potion

keen spruce
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5m CD

coral ibex
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its every 5 minutes or whatever

worthy rose
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oh

keen spruce
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so every 3rd

worthy rose
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yeah but every third deathmark

keen spruce
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but same same

coral ibex
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every 4th

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0 - 2 - 4 - 6

worthy rose
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the 150g will add up quite a bit

keen spruce
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nooj plz

coral ibex
keen spruce
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so are you saying

royal lantern
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cant call one better

keen spruce
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that every 2nd deathmark

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is the same as every deathmark

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@coral ibex

coral ibex
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what

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am i cooked

keen spruce
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0!-2-3-4! = every 4th u say
0!-2-3!-4 = every 3rd by your logic
0!-1!-2!-3! = every 2nd by your logic

sonic pagoda
keen spruce
sonic pagoda
keen spruce
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2=1 confirmed

worthy rose
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ngl

coral ibex
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you rn

worthy rose
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yall should also include a roach macro

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when you see your group dying

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and you wanna immediately gtfo out of there

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/cast evasion
/cast cloak of shadows
/cast sprint
/cast vanish

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and youre outta there

coral ibex
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don’t forget whatever the slash command for leave party is

worthy rose
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LOL

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you see the tank die and the healer out of mana

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pop that macro

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im outties

coral ibex
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frame perfect key brick

sonic pagoda
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i always have cloak and evasion on cd becasue i like to stand in shit and do dmg lol

worthy rose
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thats fair

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its funny when my friends keep pressuring me to use vanish charges to boost dps (i actually should)

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but im like "WHAT IF I NEED IT TO ROACH"

red schooner
runic hinge
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hard to roach these days everyone tries their best to not die even after you vanish

red schooner
worthy rose
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That’s brilliant

runic hinge
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we will call a wipe and i will vanish and people will just run around until i get aggro from sbs again or whatever

worthy rose
runic hinge
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if i dont vanish soon enough i just get aggro and clapped so idk, i need these people to jump off and die and not have a pally just running around for no reason

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(in game)

feral mason
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Dh tanks make me want to do things in m+ man

bronze pike
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im ready for corruption

feral mason
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I know its a skill issue

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But there should never be tanks that have issues maintaining aggro throughout a non lust pull

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just buff tank threat generation again or something idk

runic hinge
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why arent you using your 1 hour tricks

feral mason
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i aint playin rogue sometimes

runic hinge
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same

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but im playing priest so i fade

balmy condor
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for some unknown reason

feral mason
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They seem to do decent enough damage anyway

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The gap between the average fotm dh and people that actually play it well is staggering somehow

balmy condor
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yeah but it doesn't matter when they legit just aren't hitting the guy that snap-aggro'd to me from caustic

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idk, tank threat and tank damage are both insano whack

feral mason
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Im glad resilient is a thing and I can leave without being too much of a dick sometimes

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If I snap aggro halfway through packs a few times in a row without any procs ill usually just ask if its resi and if they say yes, make my exit

amber brook
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Am I playing bleed horrendously wrong if hybrid is pulling ahead by quite a margin?

worthy rose
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I was like woah wtf when I first saw it

bronze pike
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cant press buttons

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which only make the threat issues bigger than it is

worthy rose
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Trust in blizzard single button rotation 😂

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Imagine a tank single button rotation

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I have flashbacks to swifty’s one shot warrior macro

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Back in the cata days

runic hinge
bronze pike
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if it works with tank

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on god

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it might improve the state of some tank players

red schooner
royal lantern
worthy rose
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i mean realistically

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i dont even know if the single button rotation will help

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but then on the other hand it also might

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ive met prot pallies that dont spen dany holy power on defensives

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which is apparently like rogue snot using combo finishers

bronze pike
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non meme answer?

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it will help a bit

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way to many tanks dont like damage buttons cause tanks arnt supposed to do damage

worthy rose
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coz i guess we're all discussing shit like

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the gcd penalty and whatnot right

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thats like real min maxy shit really if youre talking to someone who doesnt even know thier own rotation

bronze pike
worthy rose
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for someone who messes up everything and does worse than tank dps

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the single button rotation will be a no brainer and actually help

bronze pike
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vdh reaver you gotta wait for like 3 globals to do yuour first hard hitting aoe ability for threat

feral mason
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@balmy condor were the assa sims for one button without implemented cds and also without the gcd penalty?

bronze pike
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the hunt is a st nuke so prio target, tg another st nuke, fracture does nothing

feral mason
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cause no way they made an apl with cds and its that poor surely

bronze pike
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then soulcleave turns to big aoe nuke

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and then you sigile of spite

feral mason
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It doesnt say that in the pins

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Ive seen them

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thats why im asking

royal lantern
slate scaffold
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Behold

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The perfect rotation

feral mason
slate scaffold
balmy condor
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I think also deathmark?

feral mason
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Yikes

royal lantern
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but didnt they just said that it wont press bigger cds

feral mason
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Ive heard of arcane having one that sims for like 80% of their dps, almost had some faith

balmy condor
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No deathmark

feral mason
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Very misplaced

balmy condor
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Double checked

feral mason
slate scaffold
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Kalamazi has a video showcasing it and it refuses to press tyrant or infernal lol

worthy rose
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did it just do knife toss until it could envenom

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LOL

balmy condor
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This is basically the list

feral mason
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The example list of cd it should press included ascendance

balmy condor
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I had to tweak that a little

feral mason
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Thats about the biggest cd you can get

balmy condor
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But it’s essentially that

royal lantern
worthy rose
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LOL who needs mutilate

low ruin
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most of all i love that it casts SnD

worthy rose
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when you can just knife toss

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holy shit

royal lantern
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its REALLY not supposed to be used by anyone that isnt a worldquest shitter

worthy rose
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thats the meme of all memes

slate scaffold
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Ranged rogue build

slate scaffold
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Only throw knife builder

feral mason
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Oh wait it wont

bronze pike
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swipe 5 head

feral mason
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Man I read this too late at night

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my bad

worthy rose
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confirmed

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im going to only knife toss now

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from now on no more mutilates

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only knife toss

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daddy bliz devs said so

balmy condor
royal lantern
balmy condor
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So you just never get to mutilate

hollow river
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incoming knife buff: 10,000%

gloomy heart
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I NEED TO PARSE

royal lantern
feral mason
worthy rose
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hilarious because the most amoutn of times i use knife toss is just doing transmog runs of old content

feral mason
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Which said rotation mathemarically cant reach

worthy rose
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knife toss oneshot but i dont think i use it much in actual content

slate scaffold
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Lmaoooo

bronze pike
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wipemore

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i dont think your supposed to use so much globals on swipe

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atleast you werent suypposed to on df anyways

slate scaffold
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Conditional for amount of demons
Can’t reach it because the GCD penalty causes them to expire

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Blizzard cooked with that one

balmy condor
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Yeah I mean I think they just rushed out the feature without testing and they’ll fix it on PTR later

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Which to be fair is kinda what that’s for

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But it’s still funny

feral mason
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Yeah

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I just wonder if they’re counting on people to learn specs for them whenever something gets major updates on ptr so they can change the rotation

low ruin
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didnt they ask for feedback on the rotations though?

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what rotations?

worthy rose
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real question though

feral mason
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cause in all fairness they did okay on a few specs

worthy rose
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if hekili gets its rotations from running sims

feral mason
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(80-85%)

worthy rose
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wouldnt blizzard if they used sims end up with the same rotation

balmy condor
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Also the other thing is that the tool fundamentally doesn’t understand pandemic

balmy condor
worthy rose
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ah

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therein lies the problem

balmy condor
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Blizzard is starkly anti-sim

worthy rose
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gg blizzard is cooked

balmy condor
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Always has been

red schooner
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Is there gonna be an option to add in custom logic/rules to the single button thing or are you stuck with the blizzard one?

balmy condor
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It’s also like people saying they use sims to tune

feral mason
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warcraftlogs is the better balancing tool o7

balmy condor
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Are absolute fucking delusional idiots

worthy rose
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how are they gonna give a rotation suggestion if they dont sim for the best results

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its just gonna teach people the wildly incorrect things

worthy rose
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as memey as hekili is at least you could argue its run from sims

slate scaffold
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Oh no

worthy rose
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but blizz operating on hopes and dreams

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memes and dreams

balmy condor
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It’s not meant to be perfect it’s meant for people in like LFR and shit

worthy rose
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or memes and memes

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nothing but memes all the way down

balmy condor
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As long as it presses CDs, maintains bleeds, and fills with envenom

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It’ll be fine

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It’s not supposed to be a rotation helper for heroic raiders or whatever

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Never was designed to be

feral mason
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getting to like 80% shouldnt be that hard though

quasi portal
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So i went to test it on PTR and is it just my character or is mutilate just not being given to us? i have sinister strike and no mutilate on PTR right now.

worthy rose
feral mason
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Also they should probably add something that highlights your cds on your bars seperately or something

balmy condor
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Like people just fundamentally misunderstand what the tool is supposed to be for, it seems

The whole point is that its not optimal, but it’s close enough

slate scaffold
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I honestly don’t mind the feature being added. I think it’s great for accessibility to people with disabilities or just not used to retail

feral mason
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Cause I think people won’t realise they have cds at all with this knowing the average wow player

balmy condor
worthy rose
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oh really

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like 90%?

balmy condor
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Like 95-97% probably

worthy rose
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damn thats pretty nuts

balmy condor
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Its gotten scary good over the years

worthy rose
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actually now that i think about it

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hekili probably has a perfect isngle target rotation if you can just stand and blast

feral mason
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Shits stupid to quantify but just the “simple” rotational rules for outlaw already get you to 90%

worthy rose
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but in a mythic dungeon when you ggotta prioritize abilitie sand cd's for next pulls etc

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it probabyl falls way short

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its like a hit or miss

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i think overall in a mythic dungeon run hekili might be 70%

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but on a case by case judgement hekili might be 100% or close to it like whispyrs says

gloomy heart
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is it hard to parse with some ppl being renown 20%?

balmy condor
surreal halo
amber brook
feral mason
pliant remnant
royal lantern
gloomy heart
balmy condor
surreal halo
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Hahaha almost certainly!

balmy condor
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Sims are awful tuning metrics and always have been

feral mason
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whisp are you also a WCL balancing conspiracy theorist then

pliant remnant
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No they're not

feral mason
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or am I too delulu

pliant remnant
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Sims tell us that assa needs big buffs

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and I support that

surreal halo
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Maybe I just thought more went on behind the scenes, but don't really pay much attention to the game dev side

pliant remnant
runic hinge
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Assa simming super low but being the best spec in amidrasil xddd

balmy condor
feral mason
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I always get bullied into believing “blizzard has their own data” garf_sit

balmy condor
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Yeah for sure

feral mason
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Early rogue nerfs every tier teach me differently

tacit hedge
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For bleed build you want your energy above 50% but for hybrid you want to below 50% I think I read some where?

balmy condor
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They have their own data and it’s so much different from literal raw combat logged data from the raid

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Surely right

balmy condor
worthy rose
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thoeretically if blizzard does have its own data cant it just see the button presses of every rogue in a +17 mythic or something

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and just copy that rotation as the one to go with

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analyze every +17 or +18 run and then average out hte abilities to make a rotation flow

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and then ccall it good enough

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thats not simming right

balmy condor
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Dog please stop talking I’m not strong enough for a 3rd harunie moment in one day

gloomy heart
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I HATE RIKA RIKA REVERB

bronze pike
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no more harunie

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only rembourrage

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i have a sin fix

tacit hedge
balmy condor
# worthy rose we need a fourth

You spout just raw unfiltered ragebait with the precision of a chatbot trained on keywords that trigger only me, it’s crazy

rose ore
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In aoe do I prioritise getting garrote and ruptures up on everything or crimson tempest

patent gust
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Anyone have faith blizzard can even mimic half these addons

balmy condor
feral mason
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Is he like assa’s ryukage

worthy rose
winged quail
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Lmao just saw the pin how did they fk it up that bad

balmy condor
feral mason
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They got 30 something other specs to do it for too, and probably like 1 or 2 people to make them

gloomy heart
feral mason
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I dont blame them for halfassing

feral mason
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damn its that many now

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still right I guess

balmy condor
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And don’t forget that it needs to also work in aoe reasonably well, and also there’s 2 hero talents that fuck it up

feral mason
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Itll never be perfect

gloomy heart
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just remember if u fuck up ur parse, wipe the raid and go again

feral mason
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I just think some indicator for cds would be nice to have

agile wedge
feral mason
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Like at least let these goobers know they have cds

cunning needle
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blizzard should delete hero talents

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or make it so they arent a choice

tacit hedge
winged quail
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If they want it to replace Hekili it will need to be close to perfect tho cuz that shit is very good

feral mason
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Cause I know half the people in my social raiding team will be using this

feral mason
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It has range checks and target checks

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And thats it I imagine

cunning needle
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great for alts

feral mason
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And dot already applied stuff also ig

balmy condor
worthy rose
agile wedge
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that a lot of conditions needs to be taken into consideration to get the right thing to do.

worthy rose
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every now and then with the bag of cooperation thats an easy 1k gold and a augment rune

balmy condor
kind forge
balmy condor
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again, this isn't a tool to replace your rotation perfectly 1 to 1

gloomy heart
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i can’t wait to half a longer gcd and do less damage !

cunning needle
balmy condor
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it's meant for like people with disabilities or just smashing out timewalking dungeons or whatever

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like I doubt these things will be better than 80% efficient

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and that's by design

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hypercasuals will get to press one button, and people who want to learn and improve will need to learn and improve

kind forge
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The content isn’t going to be faster, since you still depend on your group

agile wedge
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i mean lets take this 80% efficiency

cunning needle
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since i wasnt doing any damage before kek

agile wedge
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how many of the raiders are playing their spec at 80%

balmy condor
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depends what a raider is

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LFR raider? probably not a lot

balmy condor
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normal/heroic? the vast majority

cunning needle
agile wedge
balmy condor
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is already 90-92%

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holding shivs and like finishing properly on 5/7 and the correct sequencing gets you to 96ish%

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and then from there it's like dry shiv and pooling into kb and whatever tiny nonsense

gloomy heart
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i’m parsing on normal let’s go i’m so back

balmy condor
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realistically if you don't overcap resources and press everything on cooldown you're like at minimum 85+% of the way there

winged quail
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I’m curious what Bliz are doing differently from Hekili to have that discrepancy in performance, because I have no idea how either dev builds their tool but I find it interesting

balmy condor
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blizzard's tool is a very basic priority list

cunning needle
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tbh i dont think blizzard cares that much about "optmization"

balmy condor
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hekili rips the logic from simc

bronze pike
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cause its third party

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i would imagine, correct me if im wrong btw

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blzizard cant use third party things so openly

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like that

balmy condor
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correct

winged quail
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Ahhh I assumed Bliz would be using some kind of APL but I guess it makes sense for them to not use a community maintained feature

kind forge
bronze pike
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without legalities

feral mason
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Lotta factors that influence that

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So the gap seems more substantial sometimes

balmy condor
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idk if it even quantifies as an APL under like the accepted definition people think of with APL

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it's more like a grocery list you just run down in order

winged quail
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Yeah that makes sense then

cunning needle
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GPL

balmy condor
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we got the logic translated into simc APL language

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and some of it is just like

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VERY bare

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actions.assisted_combat+=/garrote,if=debuff.garrote.down

agile wedge
balmy condor
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actions.assisted_combat+=/kingsbane
actions.assisted_combat+=/shiv,if=debuff.shiv.down

winged quail
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I suppose it makes it easier for Bliz to maintain a priority list across 36 specs than a full apl

cunning needle
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does that mean its casting shiv off cd?

balmy condor
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actions.assisted_combat+=/envenom,if=combo_points>=5
actions.assisted_combat+=/ambush,if=buff.blindside.up
actions.assisted_combat+=/fan_of_knives,if=active_enemies>3

balmy condor
low ruin
cunning needle
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based GPL

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never hodl

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only send

balmy condor
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but casting shiv on cooldown is a choice

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isn't the whole point of this thing to be "more right than wrong"

low ruin
#

i mean it double casts both stacks so there's that

balmy condor
#

on pull, sure

#

then waht

cunning needle
#

then surely one of the shivs line up with DM

winged quail
#

Time for you to maintain a best simming build for the Blizzard GPL on the guide

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1 shiv only

low ruin
#

no i mean it just legit tells you to press both in a row, i was inferring it's actually very wrong but "casting them on CD" depending on build is ok in general right ignoring the spending both stacks at once

feral mason
#

With the amount of lower content I do on alts, I just know a substantial amount of people will use this in hc raid / lower keys. I kinda need it to be okay at least cause otherwise my gameplay experience will genuinely get worse

balmy condor
#

I fixed the list to what I think blizzard is gonna eventually do

#

and like it seems fine idk

#

it's a bit rough

feral mason
#

Yeah thats okay enough

balmy condor
#

idk how much support they want for hero talents

#

it definitely sucks at deathstalker

feral mason
#

although thats without the gcd penalty right

balmy condor
#

that is with gcd penality

feral mason
#

oh

bronze pike
#

gcd penality wont go away

feral mason
#

I mean then its more than fine

bronze pike
#

so dont try it

balmy condor
#

I can do without the penalty

winged quail
#

That’s if you use the assist, if you use the 1 button 20% penalty it’s gonna be quite rough but like who cares

red schooner
#

Single button fatebound let's go

feral mason
#

I mean it’d just be a 25-26% increase

winged quail
#

Oh nvm that’s with penalty

balmy condor
#

the assist is the one button

hollow river
low ruin
#

the assist also highlights icons on your bars so you can still follow it without pressing the 1 button and you dont get the gcd penalty

winged quail
#

I thought it was just the glowy button assist, if the penalty is -27% it’s not even that bad

fresh kelp
balmy condor
#

I see

feral mason
#

Guess the no gcd penalty sim might be interesting to have also then

gloomy heart
#

Who wins in a fight, whispyr or comcast

balmy condor
#

comcast

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but like if I fix the rotation to not be brain damaged with deathstalker

low ruin
#

you can set it up like this (increase the size of an action bar and make the slots hidden by default)

and effectively you have something that mimics current helpers and you can just follow it manually instead without the gcd penalty

winged quail
#

That is better than most non assisted rogues I see

cunning needle
# balmy condor

sounds like this is time to submit a job application to blizzard

balmy condor
#

it's literally just ambush from stealth, garrote if its not up, CT if its not up on 2+, envenom on 7 for darkest night, rupture if its not up, mutilate for caustic spatter, deathmark, kingsbane, shiv if its not up, envenom on 5, ambush if blindside, fan of knives on 3, mutilate, garrote

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that's the whole rotation

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with all conditions as well

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and if I take out the GCD wait it's uh........

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the same

#

idk if that's fucked or not

#

the GCD wait in sims is a bit fucky

#

I have it set up very jank

low ruin
#

the GCD penalty is wholly avoidable unless you just want to press 1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1

balmy condor
#

sure

winged quail
#

Assa is probably one of the less punished specs with a 20% gcd penalty tbh

feral mason
#

You’d be shocked at the amount of people that just want to press 1-1-1-1-1-1

balmy condor
#

but yeh

#

but idk, with a couple of quick fixing it's within 7-8% it's honestly really good lmao

winged quail
#

I’m just imagining Sub losing GCDs every dance and laughing

feral mason
#

I asked around with some of my social raiders (7/8 hc currently) and like 30-40% of them wants to use it

balmy condor
#

yeh

cunning needle
balmy condor
#

I mean it depends how neutered blizzard wants to make the thing

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like if they do the fixes I just did and it's within 7% I can see low end mythic raiders smashing 1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1

feral mason
#

I think people will use it whether its 50% dps or 75% so like

winged quail
feral mason
#

Would rather have it be okay

red schooner
#

Didn't blizz say that the rotation helper wouldn't send cooldowns or did I misinterpret that?

balmy condor
#

I mean it sends kingsbane

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and shiv

#

rn

worthy rose
#

blizzard used to be very anti one button rotation

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now theyr making a one button doe sall solution

#

what a 180

feral mason
#

and thats not much different than using hekili

#

so its w/e

red schooner
#

So it just doesn't send deathmark

balmy condor
#

correct

red schooner
balmy condor
#

but that's probably a bug idk

#

oh

feral mason
#

Nah its intended

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For now

balmy condor
#

"major"

red schooner
#

I guess kingsbane isn't classed as a major cooldown

gloomy heart
#

swiftly has inspired blizzard to make one button

feral mason
#

everything above 1min isnt auto pressed

red schooner
#

I didn't know how they'd interpret that tbh

winged quail
#

Honestly a lot of low-mythic raiders would benefit from using a well set up Hekili profile, and that’s basically what the rotation helper will be

feral mason
#

(Including vanish and AR because those are clearly 1min+ cds)

gloomy heart
#

feel like the assa rotation isn’t too complicated

balmy condor
#

it very much isnt

feral mason
#

I mean they wouldnt benefit benefit

#

But their dps would go up

gloomy heart
#

if you are doing mythic and don’t know the rotation by now

#

alt f4

feral mason
#

gameplay wise they wouldnt learn shit

winged quail
#

I’m not saying I use it I’m saying I’ve played with people who would perform better if they did garf_sit

gloomy heart
#

Or they can just watch a 5min vid and hit a dummy for a hour

worthy rose
#

and refuse to use the one button solution

#

wow for dummies

#

and we still end up in the same situation as before

winged quail
bronze pike
#

i dont believe we'll see people use assisted stuff beyond lfr

bronze pike
#

if they do and they dont fixed the weird interactions

hollow river
bronze pike
#

like poison knife

worthy rose
#

i will ONLY use the one button rotation

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and i will see how far i can get

#

memes if i can get to 3k

bronze pike
gloomy heart
balmy condor
#

3k should be doable

worthy rose
#

i apologise to whoever i meet in advance if you encounter me on my one button hekili shadow adventure

balmy condor
#

I mean if they just fix the poisoned knife thing I think assa one button is already good enough

gloomy heart
#

yeah idk why that was in the rotation

#

that was fried

worthy rose
#

one button assassination could rpob get 3k but im talking shadow priest

balmy condor
#

it won't be the cleanest 3k

#

but it's doable

worthy rose
#

which is one of the most difficult rotations iirc

runic hinge
#

Nah

#

Spriest is easy

gloomy heart
#

i don’t press it anymore

balmy condor
#

yeah idk about that

runic hinge
#

I played it to 2300 in PvP last season

gloomy heart
#

I feel like mage is punishing

winged quail
#

I can’t wait to see how they manage Outlaw with the 1 button

gloomy heart
#

Rotation wise

balmy condor
#

it's basically just cooldowns on cooldown aint it

worthy rose
#

yall are just too good

red schooner
#

It'd be nice if with the one button rotation thing there'd be a pop out option explaining why it selects the abilities it uses. Just to help people gain an understanding of the specs.

winged quail
#

That’s way too much effort to ever happen

red schooner
#

Just as a basic overview even

balmy condor
#

like you just dot, cooldowns,void bold, mind blast

#

and then what

#

flay?

#

gg done

runic hinge
balmy condor
#

sure

low ruin
clever sparrow
#

daggers are ugly af any idea?

runic hinge
#

That’s it lol. You have a priority which is basically everything before flay

balmy condor
#

yeh

gloomy heart
#

people gonna use the one button rotation while using hold to cast

balmy condor
#

blast + bolt on cd, don't cap insanity, cds on cd

gloomy heart
#

just holding one and doing damage

balmy condor
#

pog gg

runic hinge
#

Fun spec tho

#

Tbh my favorite alt

red schooner
clever sparrow
worthy rose
#

instead of pressing

#

just press and hold

#

you are blowing my mind right now

gloomy heart
#

could do damage using ur feet that way i guess

winged quail
#

Put a weight on the key and become a never ending dps machine

gloomy heart
#

hold 1 with ur toe

balmy condor
clever sparrow
#

maybe with this one button thing paladins in my group would do some dmg

#

and huntards

red schooner
gloomy heart
#

Who reads TOS

low ruin
clever sparrow
#

both shit

gloomy heart
balmy condor
# low ruin I do sir 🫡

my whole job is wowhead news and guides, and I can tell you from our web data that people do not read jack shit about anything ever KEKL

hollow river
#

so

#

even more shit

clever sparrow
#

btw class change when?

#

its been 2 month

balmy condor
#

I forget what the number is, but I think somewhere between 2/3 and 3/4 of guide clicks start and end on the overview page with the cheat sheet and never go any further

clever sparrow
#

that UDK havent got nerfed

#

arms warrior nerf when

runic hinge
#

Balance is pretty good tbh

winged quail
low ruin
gloomy heart
#

i don’t like the one button rotation thing but i know it’ll be good for the noobs

balmy condor
clever sparrow
gloomy heart
#

i love smashing my keys correctly in a precise order at a precise time

balmy condor
clever sparrow
#

i remember that CS should be highest dps

runic hinge
#

Ct is super good

clever sparrow
clever sparrow
gloomy heart
#

what is this “cook” build everyone is playing, supercharger dumpy build

balmy condor
#

does the 4 set buff ct?

runic hinge
#

Yeah

#

It’s all finishers

balmy condor
#

I don't even remember lmao

#

oh right

#

okay

bronze pike
#

ive never seen a arms warrior in my life btw

balmy condor
winged quail
#

Arms is more fun than fury imo

idle inlet
#

@balmy condor please tell us master of sims did I waist my socket on my belt on tuesday or is the new delve belt useless in real content

balmy condor
#

I would hardly say "everyone" OMEGALUL

gloomy heart
clever sparrow
hollow river
clever sparrow
#

the guy hitting like truck on bosses

#

😄

idle inlet
#
radiant raven
#

It might be Delve only buffs, though.

winged quail
#

Why is ur rogue purple that’s DH colours

bronze pike
clever sparrow
winged quail
#

It’s wrong

#

My eyes hurt

clever sparrow
bronze pike
#

overal seems solidly close

gloomy heart
#

i love priory

bronze pike
#

your prot paladin

clever sparrow
bronze pike
#

can do more tho

radiant raven
#

It's going to be incredibly funny if we go into 11.2 using both the circlet and this belt.

balmy condor
#

are you serious

clever sparrow
gloomy heart
#

priory 10 pog

bronze pike
#

idk how people get oneshotted as prot paladin

idle inlet
hollow river
#

a belt we won't have for like a month or more

bronze pike
#

you have a cd for everything

hollow river
balmy condor
#

you're telling me you want me to just know how good the belt is 13 hours after it's announced

#

that we won't see in game for like

#

2 months

gloomy heart
#

LOL

winged quail
#

Yeah so how good is it?

bronze pike
#

well

radiant raven
#

Get a time machine.

winged quail
#

Get a move on

bronze pike
#

sim it mr sim

gloomy heart
#

we need a whispyr sanity meter

runic hinge
#

It’s on 0

feral mason
#

I tried accessing it on ptr yday but couldnt

feral mason
#

Id have some shit for you otherwise

idle inlet
gloomy heart
feral mason
balmy condor
balmy condor
#

today has been actual hell in this channel

#

It's only the 2nd of the month and I've already read like the top 15 stupidest things just from today

#

it's crazy

winged quail
#

One of my guildies is having a child soon can you sim how good they will be?

gloomy heart
#

i need to finish gearing my rogue so i can stop getting excited about parsing 98on normal 💀

balmy condor
radiant raven
balmy condor
#

and country of origin

radiant raven
#

Wait, no, visions are coming later. Sorry the worst is yet to come.

winged quail
#

Uhhh Swedish and idk brokies probably

low ruin
balmy condor
#

oh they'll be fine then

worthy rose
bronze pike
#

i am

worthy rose
#

and i get ez clears

bronze pike
#

washed

#

cooked

runic hinge
bronze pike
#

im tired from work

#

and family things

#

brain cant cook a decent rage bait

balmy condor
bronze pike
#

i am sorry, ive failed u

balmy condor
#

I'm whispyr

worthy rose
#

ok we're at a stage where whispyr is doing brainrot

bronze pike
worthy rose
#

its free reign in this chat now

bronze pike
#

im tired from work

gloomy heart
#

i see rogues in my raid who are 672 doing 1.6m dps

bronze pike
#

MF

#

WHY

gloomy heart
#

sketchyyyy

bronze pike
#

MOD ABUSE

balmy condor
#

what's wrong

red schooner
#

Whispyr go to sleep it's not worth it

balmy condor
#

you're tired from work

worthy rose
#

unironically 669.69

bronze pike
#

losing my grip from sanity

#

twlight dev cant come soon enough

gloomy heart
#

he spelled your name “whipsyr”

#

goated

worthy rose
#

whipsyr? like a whipped sir?

balmy condor
#

wowhead comments have spelled it wyphser

#

so

#

not that bad

worthy rose
#

wphaser

gloomy heart
#

should hear how ppl pronounce my name

#

“psyche”

balmy condor
#

face but with a y

gloomy heart
#

pain.

balmy condor
#

fyce

gloomy heart
#

yes

balmy condor
#

ez

#

I'm literally him

worthy rose
#

bet ur a filthy vulperra main

balmy condor
#

female orc

runic hinge
#

Not anymore

#

He changed

worthy rose
runic hinge
#

Meta chasing

balmy condor
#

real

gloomy heart
#

can i get a log review on my normal parse 🙂

balmy condor
#

no

#

review yourself

worthy rose
#

did u get the garona transmog going

balmy condor
#

I did not

winged quail
#

Female orcs can’t look like ninja turtles, male orc is BiS

worthy rose
#

thats dps loss

runic hinge
#

Whisp only used to do govt mandated keys. Now he’s a pusher

balmy condor
worthy rose
#

u need to embrace the garona

gloomy heart
worthy rose
#

in order to beat everyone

gloomy heart
#

reviewing

#

dude i actually hate rik reverb

#

ruins my day

balmy condor
worthy rose
#

surely you cant hate rik reverb as much as ovinax

runic hinge
#

Dick vibes shouldn’t ruin your day

balmy condor
#

that's whole night

#

and we aren't hitting execute range

winged quail
#

I’m glad my guild is not progging it anymore, couldn’t take more Rik pulls with the amp evasion gone

balmy condor
#

two pulls in execute

worthy rose
#

the key to victory

#

is to not lose

balmy condor
#

oh buddy I'm fucking losing it

gloomy heart
#

that mage is owning

balmy condor
#

mac is a cranker

#

@thick brook also very cute

gloomy heart
#

I break my monitor on mage

#

then i log on rogue and regain sanity

balmy condor
#

my trick to that

#

is just not ever playing anything else

#

but then I just hang out here

#

and send half a million messages

#

so I guess that's worse

winged quail
#

Why play alt when could play rogue?

winged quail
#

Why play wow when no play rogue?

hollow river
gloomy heart
#

Yeah i tried being a decent mage

winged quail
#

Nah I cap my main then play other games

gloomy heart
#

should just take me out with a sniper

clever sparrow
#

oh i read the one button thing

balmy condor
clever sparrow
#

MAYBE MY GROUP PALADING WILL INTRUPT FROM NOW ON!!!

balmy condor
#

portfolio fucked

clever sparrow
#

thats a winnn

balmy condor
#

go next

clever sparrow
#

i cant belive it

#

best update ever

balmy condor
#

it will not do that

#

that's the list of things it wont do

winged quail
#

Good bait almost had me

hollow river
balmy condor
#

bro is just reading a list

#

regardless of what it means

#

but it's for sure a list

clever sparrow
#

so its shit

hollow river
gloomy heart
clever sparrow
#

nvm

#

i change my mind

balmy condor
gloomy heart
#

whispyrwar

clever sparrow
#

and just hold the button

hollow river
#

i seent it with my own eyes

balmy condor
#

!warn @clever sparrow don't filter evade just cause it's a paladin :)

hollow river
#

playing other classes has been so much more fun than only playing rogue

clever sparrow
#

what about hunters?

balmy condor
#

what about them

clever sparrow
red schooner
#

Just have a feral druid alt so when you're tired of bleed, you can do more bleed

clever sparrow
#

tbh hunters deserve being called that

red schooner
#

It's the best way

gloomy heart
#

will whispyr kill bandit and get hoc

winged quail
#

What about elephants?

balmy condor
#

I'm not gonna respond to that

winged quail
#

Have we lost their trust?

balmy condor
hollow river
balmy condor
#

can tell you that right now

worthy rose
#

can we appreciate for a moment

red schooner
worthy rose
#

how noice my ilvl is

gloomy heart
balmy condor
#

it's not an upgrade lmao

worthy rose
#

i should just leave my ilvl as this until the 11.1.7 boost comes

clever sparrow
balmy condor
#

why would I get it

red schooner
gloomy heart
red schooner
#

I kinda like snapshotting

gloomy heart
balmy condor
#

yes

gloomy heart
#

okay makes sense

winged quail
#

Bastard

worthy rose
balmy condor
#

but even if I only had a hero priory

#

I still wouldn't get it

gloomy heart
worthy rose
#

apparently you need resilient 12+ all keys to get it when dinars drop

balmy condor
#

there's a whole like

#

25 specs

worthy rose
#

prayge for all those people who dont have 12+ keys

balmy condor
#

that could use the HoC over an assa rogue with hero signet

gloomy heart
#

mage would get it

#

when do they not get the loot

clever sparrow
#

fk for 6ilvl we should send craft Orders again 😭

worthy rose
#

if you wanna be an asshole you can take house of ccards as a rogue

royal lantern
worthy rose
#

but if youre a team player youd settle for signet and let ur firends take the house of cards

gloomy heart
worthy rose
#

i yoinked a champion track

#

for memes

#

everyone in the raid was livid

#

because at that point i already had my mythic signet

royal lantern
#

i mean, you get HoC if you play sub

winged quail
#

Just tell them you are swapping to Sub on god you will swap if they give you HoC

warm vortex
winged quail
#

Then don’t swap

balmy condor
worthy rose
#

LOL

#

"its for subtlety trust me!"

balmy condor
#

double ping don't even care

warm vortex
#

also love whoever runs the social media

worthy rose
#

well theres your problem

#

the extra buttons on the mouse are facing the wrong way

#

we've solved this case bois

#

hes not using his full potential

balmy condor
#

left handed mice exist ya know

#

you fucking bigot

worthy rose
#

nah those dont exist

#

thats a myth

warm vortex
#

Yea how fucking dare you

worthy rose
#

why is it on the right side of the computer