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Surely they give sub some of those, but then again they didnt last tuning patch
Which surprised me a lot
only for catalyst ig
no i have full myth 4p
😭
sockets about to be withing sim error lmfao
why do gems give so little stats now tho
14 May
how to get so much myth track without raids 😭
boring for me
guess you dont get more myth loot then
real
Im late to the party, is there no fuu word doc with our BiS gear for this season?
ppl who raid are 675 or some shit
You can craft too
im only 673 with spending all my crests this week
i've used everything i can, just go by resets thats the m+ player struggle
Most people raiding dont have much more gear than the people not raiding really
Most good alts in my guild are like 1 ilvl below their main
am 8/8 and 670 blud
i didnt say everyone
but there are a lot of ppl at 675+ already
because they raid
Crafting is just OP
675 sounds crazy
yea i mean if you are doing 8/8M clears for multiple weeks now
gonna have a lot of gear
yea
im still progging tho
i was just asking if theres some tech for m+ players
sounds like a reward for raiding
why no reward for sweating keys 
that just seems silly
i just volunteered to sit for the first 4 bosses in mythic this week bc i would get literally 0 dps gain from it
this is mine pre-reset so I guess I can gain like 2 ilvls this week?
it goes both ways
u just cut ur pve end game in half
i think i will be 671 when reset
i might end up in the raid for all the kills tho bc when we kill oab this week they want me to have 3 mythic vault slots to get hoc
are u saying keys should drop mythic gear
I am missing raid tomorrow, so obviously bandit dies tomorrow 
a lot of ppl jyust play m+, raiding is kinda boring to me
cba finding a guild etc
raiding is harder cuz 20 ppl so it should offer something better
no that would make raiding pointless
i mean can't you see how there are people who invest more time than you and therefore they should get rewards you don't
that is literally all that mythic raiding is
outside high WR
its just time investment
define your time investment, to me i think u are just saying they play more hours
but thats probably not what u are saying
they're spending time mythic raiding and you're not
why would someone who doesn't mythic raid get mythic raid loot in the middle of a season
bad example, because what if you are spending time pushing higher keys and they're not
are we even 50% thru the season rn
the reward you get is io and title?
people play the game for different reasons
the io and title could be the same for me as it is for someone who gets 8/8 like really early in the season or some shit idk
raiders get loot from a boss once a week
u can spam any key u want
targetting loot
xd
i never said they should change anything anyway, im fine how it is coz it makes sense
was just asking if there is a way to get tad bit more myth track as m+ player
hey guys, kinda struggeling for some advice rn. Im thinking about swapping out the haste completly for versa or even more mastery and crit. especially in 14 keys i feel like i have to deal way more dmg - in raid im fine - any idea or thoughts?
i dont know if m+ players need to be given more myth loot tho
idk that would make raiding pointless in a way
i think hero track should just go as high as myth and myth track exists as a crest save
what do u mean crest save
idk it seems balanced to me. nooj has prob spent 100s more hrs than u in the game for mythic raiding
and he is only 3 ilvls ahead
3 ilvls is nothing
hero track hoc drops -> 655, can go up to 678
myth track hoc drops -> 668, can go up to 678
is what im saying
idk how hours even matter
sounds based
what about the person who spent 100s more hrs than him and hes 3 ilvls lower
time is a bad example
nah force the m+ freaks into the raid
so it also time gates for RWF from just spamming M+ for myth track
it isn't because time investment basically directly translates to ilvl
thats what the game is! a time investment
varas speaks on this
tbh if you are lets say 3500 you can do the mythic raid so
WHEN VARAS SPEAKS. THE CHAT LISTENS.
its not a bad example its just unlucky but ur purposely not doing half the content
no
yet u think u should equal a mythic raider's ilvl?
yes but its boring to me, and dont single me out a lot of people like me exist
in a month every1 will be the same anyway
i was refering to what malarki said, his example was worse than yours
Is vault of disappointment up yet?
no, scroll up and read
i asked if there is a way to get more myth track
not that i want it to exist in the game
I have always thought having the best gear should be a reward from doing the hardest content in the game
Hot take, but 2/3 of Mythic raiding is an ego stroke anyway. WoW was better back in the day when it was more about having fun with friends than caring about parses, how high you're pushing, etc.
lol
FLINT AND STEEL
mythic kujo for you
they have classic for players like you
yes i have bragged my WR and RIO irl
thoughts on making HoF just the actual first 100 guilds to kill the endboss?
classic raiding is about parsing tho
yea but its a weird subject, hardest content would be really high keys or mythic raid
and that would probably break the game if both gave the same rewards
Classic has devolved into the Modern approach too, sadly. It's all about parsing speed runs
yea if you join a guild that is focused on that
i never played with parse monkeys when i played classic
dads only
unless you are saying every dad has quit classic since ulduar when i quit classic
stupid STUPID. i remember wiping a really good pull on jailer on the last day before HoF closes. i was made FUN of. We ended 104 wr or smth
STUPID
I seriously hope I don't get this or I'll uninstall
even our HC classic guild turned into parse monkeys cause theres only so much to do after u clear stuff
and I am a parse monkey myself
never streamed prog again. too much pressure
number go up my brain happy
i had like 90 viewers
im sure there are 100s of guilds that do the content and dont care about competitiveness
im also a parse monkey thats why i had to play with exclusively dads
im at the age, where i just dont care what people think xD
i was SHAKINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Possibly, I mostly play PoE now. I was considering coming back to WoW, but finding a guild I actually enjoy has been a bit rough
awkward silences in discord when i ask if we can change the strat to do more damage
type beat
"we're just here to kill the boss bro"
i like u
Yep. I do think m+ should reward you better than it currently does
hardest part about wow imo lol
But it has to be limited in some way
when i raided in legion i was ignoring many mechanics with cloak just to parse higher in details even not even logs
and guild was like wtf coz it was making it worse for the rest of the players 
how much better?
in what way
100%, every guild I've found is either completely unhinged or the most PR-friendly "everyone has to be best friends" type shit. The ones who are more fun also tend to struggle in normal/early heroic, which I'm not looking for CE, but I want to be getting AotC in the first few weeks and doing Mythic prog. My old guild finally got CE when I took a break so I no longer make their requirements to raid. They won't let any non-CE playesr on their team right now
are there many guilds that intend to do "some mythic" but not actually try to get CE?
most of those guilds are in a really unhealthy place rosterwise
kinda sounds like a waste of time tbh unless you really really really like the people around you
probably
they were either an AOTC guild that's trying to break into mythic
but half of the roster is really just AOTC gamers athat don't want to be there
im sure there are a few that like aotc + the first few puggable bosses
another 1/4 are going to leave to try to find a CE guild
I mean last season was probably perfect for that
this was my first "mythic" guild and it drove me nuts
just do 4/8m and chill
like if you dont want to be there just dont show up
I think you should always just aim higher than you think you should
it's the best way to find a good fit
I'd need to know what the likelihood of getting a raid piece is in a week's worth of clear (progressing from 1-x bosses), then either recreate that in m+ for a chance at dropping myth track (probably not a good idea since it's farmable. Maybe cap it weekly), or give a currency at x rate per week to get myth track (though then it's another activity that raiders have to do). Perhaps do the pvp thing, make the gear scale in dungeons /shrug
Just a few options off the top of my head
I got into my first mythic guild while they were on Jaina prog
I had just been pugging heroic and first 2 of mythic
they just had a rogue quit and I did some keys with a couple people with the guild
and took a chance
they took a chance*
took me 3 weeks to get 1 item from raid on mythic this tier
so like idk just get good parses and aim high
yea but im pretty sure if u could get the same ilvl from m+ or raids then most people would just do m+ and not raid at all, that would break the game
you realise that my raidmembers are basically just friends at this point right lol
its more than a little frustrating how big the difficulty gap between aotc and ce is, its basically impossible to try to convert my aotc buddies into ce raiders
If people's only aim is to get ilevel
Then fine
the goats dont need gear to perform
tru and real
yeah i've never seen an AOTC guild successfully transition to mythic raiding without massive roster blow ups and reforming
I play the game to clear mythic and get higher than average in keys
i doubt there are many people who wouldnt like more ilvl
M+ gears you better for clearing Mythic raid than clearing Mythic raid does.
not that its their only goal
Its rewards are just fine
we did 6 re-clears, i have a grand total of 2 mythic raid items equipped: catalysed shoulders from the first boss and a rick dagger
every single other mythic item is from m+ vault
Mythic raiding is a unfair gear adventage btw 
ilevel is such a small part of performance
How do they play with hooves?
controller
i disagree
they play BM
Sure, based on what exactly?

our devoker plays with a controller btw
imagine high heels under those hooves 
Anecdotally we've all seen the guy with big ilevel and they can't do shit because they're not good
(only 1 example)
6 more hours until I can open vault
yeah but you literally can't do as well with less ilvl

because math
What is the metric of "well" there?
i dont belive in math
Late in a season sure
You won't have as high a ceiling as someone with higher ilevel
more ilvl = more dmg
more ilvl = more heal
more ilvl = more survivability
etc etc
all that means u can do mythic raid more comfortably
or clear higher keys more comfortably
my definition of performance isnt only doing mechanics
how fast you will do the content etc plays a big part
i wouldnt say its a small part of performance
Is that needed to achieve your goals in most cases?
It's an incremental gain in small steps
@keen spruce you are telling me that 2 and 2 togheter is 4, and not 2 2?
lol, sheeple
if another ilvl gives me like 10k more hp I'd be pretty happy with that
I'm not saying go into a raid with last seasons ilevel and clear it
especially in high m+
also people play better when they arent in risk of dying 24/7 cuz of being low ilvl
it wouldnt be small steps according to your recommendation of getting the same ilvl as raids in m+
I didn't recommend that
being healthy has a 25% performance buff in raid
I said it was a thought that popped into my head
you play a lot worse when you think you could die
You can steel man that if you want 
no i mean you said that ilvl is such a small part of performance
which like
is kind of vague, but at the core of it incorrect
The longer a season goes on ilevel value drops but I don't think it's observed as such since the skill level also decreases in people that are achieving their first kills
posted in my guild disc
sure you can still be bad with a lot of ilvl
Can I steal ball & run?

but if you're good, you'd be a lot better with more ilvl
its as sus as every wow gamer after 20 years of yapping
In keys I don't think ilevel gets worse*
the difference between m+ players and 8/8 mythic raiders or some shit is 5-6++ ilvls (not a big difference but big enough)
you said they need to add more myth track to mythic plus
so that would mean getting like what 2 more ilvls?
thats a lot of hp and dmg
It is absolutely vague, because the argument of more gear is vauge
I didn't say they need to
At least I don't think I did
stops being vague when we have sims
I said they could
1% from the robot, huge
need to shift some haste to crit, but i mean it shouldnt be that big of deal lol
idk bro i read your messages i say to you what u said and u reply to me that u didnt say that
either im high af or u are high
i mean im 1% away from having a rare gut condition that leads to diabetes,we need an actual model that proves it 😉
!stats
There are no "recommended stat levels" or "breakpoint of X stat" or "required" amount of any stats. This is an outdated way to think about stats and simply is not relevant to the spec. If you're looking for a quick recommendation: Agi >> Crit = Mastery >= Haste > VersatilityIt's always more accurate to simulate your own character, as stat procs from trinkets/enchants can often de-value their stat relative to others. Stats are not a rigid construct, their values change constantly in relation to each other depending on your character.
- Signet of the Priory will require you have Mastery as your highest RATING (the actual number, not the %). Having Crit and Mastery close to one another will cause procs from Flask or Seaforium Pacemaker to cause your Signet to give you Crit. This is generally worse and will cause Signet to sim poorly.
- Compared to each other, Deathstalker wants more Mastery/Haste than Fatebound, and Fatebound wants more Crit than Deathstalker
- Always Always ALWAYS sim yourself through Top Gear and Droptimizer for accurate results

"ilvl is such a small part of performance" this is just the thing i'm disagreeing with idk what yall were talking about where myth track is getting distributed
there's a reason why RWF spends like a billion hours doing splits every tier to squeeze out like .5 ilvls more
You're right, I thought I said "They could" but I said "I think they should" I don't know what a fair way of doing it is
im in hater mode
they should remove mythic loot from m+ vault
m+ losers should do real hard content if they want gear

there's a reason why high m+ players are forced into CE raiding to get gear to push the highest keys
yeah i dont have pacemaker sadly lol, but i do have a hero track Eye though
M+ is fine as it is. Means normal guilds don't have to do 30 heroic splits to get geared for Mythic raid
Is there any value to have a 678 off hand dagger (wrong stats) vs a 665 with the best stats?
it has a purpose and it is much better than raid for that purpose
there aren't wrong stats

Sim it x)
sim it
If I was a RWF player then ilevel would be a much bigger part of performance gain, because you can't perform better than you are physically able to at that point
The higher damage dagger would help your mutilate damage right?
I mean, vers+mas vs mas+crit ?
Robot knows best
not the robot
Whysper says stats are bait

We like any stats
the robot knows more than we do
the answer is it doesn't matter
!stats
There are no "recommended stat levels" or "breakpoint of X stat" or "required" amount of any stats. This is an outdated way to think about stats and simply is not relevant to the spec. If you're looking for a quick recommendation: Agi >> Crit = Mastery >= Haste > VersatilityIt's always more accurate to simulate your own character, as stat procs from trinkets/enchants can often de-value their stat relative to others. Stats are not a rigid construct, their values change constantly in relation to each other depending on your character.
- Signet of the Priory will require you have Mastery as your highest RATING (the actual number, not the %). Having Crit and Mastery close to one another will cause procs from Flask or Seaforium Pacemaker to cause your Signet to give you Crit. This is generally worse and will cause Signet to sim poorly.
- Compared to each other, Deathstalker wants more Mastery/Haste than Fatebound, and Fatebound wants more Crit than Deathstalker
- Always Always ALWAYS sim yourself through Top Gear and Droptimizer for accurate results
ilvl probably better
cuz main stat and stamina
yea
Must be true then x)
Probably? I haven't looked at stam on gear since it was all normalised with ilevel
(A long time ago)
when i upgrade my gear i alwways go for the ones that give more hp
this was the original question
so yes
more ilvl
much better
idc what the stats are
Worth simming but probably a yes
I WANT TO SEE 678 BUT THE ROBOT WON'T LET ME MAKE IT 678 GRRRR
you'd have a crafted dagger regardless
Dagger stats are absolutely tiny
so are embeleshments
just get the robot to give you valorstones
so i dont think it matters
then you should be able to sort it
sorry if this gets asked a lot but how do you sim GV rings/necks with sockets + enchants
Y'all talk like I know anything. Look at me. LOOK AT ME. I'M JUST A TINY ROUGE

I'm still using a vers dagger from sub
offhand daggers the worst item in the game
Why won't the robot let you make it 678?
have your vault open, type /simc, open raidbots, hit the "all great vault items"
you don't have crests
you need to give yourself crests in the sim
THE ROBOT IS SAYING I'M POOR
scroll up
dont click max all
I can do that???
if the crafted dagger does less dmg in sim i will uninstall the game
you should give yourself the total you can have this week
ye
so the sim knows how much it can actually spend
Yeah, Blizzard will think you're hacking getting 999 crests instantly
if you give the sim 999 gilded crests it will spend 999 gilded crests
You might care about future potential..
and that isn't really useful
Guys, is it better to sim with Dungeon Slice or Patchwerk? I'm getting different "Better stats" when i Sim with Patchwerk (Actually suggesting me to take shit with lots of haste over crit or mastery).
you can select multiple upgrade options and the sim will optimize your crest usage
why are you stimming stats
dont sim stats
why are you simming stats
GOD SPEED, ROBOT.
I do - not all of us are that fortunate.. Trying to join a guild where everyone is friends can be pretty damn hard. All of my real friends quit and it's been extremely hard for me to find a group to play with
patchwerk is for single target/raid, dungeonslice is for m+, so yeah, you'll get different results
because patchwerk is ST (need haste for energy, or bleed dmg if bleed build), and dungeon slice is m+ (haste doesnt matter)
Has anyone simmed the sim to make sure the sim is efficient tho

that's what I do technically
making friends is an effort, you need to try to be friends with your raid or it wont work out
I gain 10k dps with the dagger
What do yall mean with "Don't sim stats"? I meant that it's suggesting me to take items with haste.
No shit, I do that lol
!stats
There are no "recommended stat levels" or "breakpoint of X stat" or "required" amount of any stats. This is an outdated way to think about stats and simply is not relevant to the spec. If you're looking for a quick recommendation: Agi >> Crit = Mastery >= Haste > VersatilityIt's always more accurate to simulate your own character, as stat procs from trinkets/enchants can often de-value their stat relative to others. Stats are not a rigid construct, their values change constantly in relation to each other depending on your character.
- Signet of the Priory will require you have Mastery as your highest RATING (the actual number, not the %). Having Crit and Mastery close to one another will cause procs from Flask or Seaforium Pacemaker to cause your Signet to give you Crit. This is generally worse and will cause Signet to sim poorly.
- Compared to each other, Deathstalker wants more Mastery/Haste than Fatebound, and Fatebound wants more Crit than Deathstalker
- Always Always ALWAYS sim yourself through Top Gear and Droptimizer for accurate results
oh ok, then why do you think haste is bad
if the robot says its good
If the robot says take the haste item then idk, take the haste item
oh then refer to what whispyr said.
Dslice for m+
Patchwerk for ST
Seems interesting, I'd be curious what you get up to in that sense
Is 10K DPS worth taking over some fat drip to finish my mythic tier set mog!?
where are the NA vaults
many hours of work tinkering with logic gates to try and find playable rotational improvements and min-maxes, usually coming up empty handed, finding a bug with a sim, letting a simc dev know, then drinking a white monster and crying about my existence

give me everything
enjoy that
and then spending god knows how long making bis lists at wowheads behest
already have this

Brother what the fuck
Cool jet pack for mog though
i did no single key yet
i took a socket
who did you upset at blizzard?
I got the resonating heart from my first vault
should i blast before reset or believe in mythic vault
I got that on my paladin from the first kill of OAB, and my vaults have been turbo mid since. I've taken 2 SADs and then ilevel bumps on badly statted pieces
Get the quick one hitter king
Seems fun 😄 valid coping mechanism x)
my gear is super weird but it works
Bruh
I haven't done any raiding on my rogue
(shoulders are myth, just not enough crests)
isnt crafting x2 675 daggers the play?
thats a cool mog
or its whatever?
yeah
Yeah, I didn't have the sparks because I was playing outlaw beforehand 😄
might be better to craft wrist tbh
thank god i didnt switch to OL

I'll sim it on Wednesday
Looking for some help with Stats, at 17k for both Crit and Mastery, 10% and sims are pointing me towards more haste. Is there an ideal percent to shoot for?
I do have a spare spark now but not enough crests
no
!stats
There are no "recommended stat levels" or "breakpoint of X stat" or "required" amount of any stats. This is an outdated way to think about stats and simply is not relevant to the spec. If you're looking for a quick recommendation: Agi >> Crit = Mastery >= Haste > VersatilityIt's always more accurate to simulate your own character, as stat procs from trinkets/enchants can often de-value their stat relative to others. Stats are not a rigid construct, their values change constantly in relation to each other depending on your character.
- Signet of the Priory will require you have Mastery as your highest RATING (the actual number, not the %). Having Crit and Mastery close to one another will cause procs from Flask or Seaforium Pacemaker to cause your Signet to give you Crit. This is generally worse and will cause Signet to sim poorly.
- Compared to each other, Deathstalker wants more Mastery/Haste than Fatebound, and Fatebound wants more Crit than Deathstalker
- Always Always ALWAYS sim yourself through Top Gear and Droptimizer for accurate results
Thank you! Was looking to recraft some gear for more haste, will just need to mess around in raidbots for a few hours
My crafted neck is haste crit because robot said so
Do I trust the sim and upgrade hero helm to myth and burn crests, or take the Hero HoC?
when the head enchant is coming?
is it normal for the Haste Crit ring from ToP to sim better than a Mastery Crit ring?
sounds like a you problem 
and dont go full redditor "evil mythic raiders have no fun at the game and only play for ranks and NOTHIGN ELSE!!!!" maybe, thats cringe af
Depends on a big long list of things
looks like you already have a hero track priory, no?
Yeah
no reason to take the hoc then
how to make it sim these too
ayyy i got myth signet
i mean the chest
It does, right? Since you're wearing them
fact is, my Signet is proccing Crit right now, and i'm looking to switch something for it to proc Mastery
That's not what I said at all, but okay..
yea but how do i sim changing the stats of the crafted items i already have
Does HoC out perform Signet in anyt situation? Some M logs have them at 50/50 usage
How do you have so much crit, or so little mastery?
I just said WoW was more fun when it was about the journey
no
not on assassination
Ah, I use "gear" sim for that
i have 17k Crit and 14K Mastery
Thanks for the responses
Manually build the item sets
Been playing bleed build lately, can somebody explain if im literally supposed to sit there above 150 energy after applying all bleeds single target, and do nothing
I have 20.8k mastery
if nothing else is happening yes
i didnt know of this ty
it's a min max most people probably should ignore
there is no easier wayy?
You're welcome. It's a damn good tool for getting exactly what you're looking for, but does require a lot of manual input
Do we care about dry shiv or dn priority at all
this is just a waste of time btw you can add all the items to top gear and do it that way
I'm not sure. I'm no expert
nop
So I can literally alt tab and i'm playing optimally
sure I guess
Man this build is cool in aoe, but in ST its sorta cringe
whispyr is there an easier way to sim changing stats on my already crafted items as well as new crafted items than clicking the More>Gear icon?
it's technically more apm than a standard hybrid build
top gear
you just hit the + on shit to change stats
and then add the gear
ty bro
It's the same thing as the "gear" sim but requires less fucking around
Oh yeah, recrafting 
Is the best fish

sure you can
top gear takes restrictions into account
so as long as you have valid off pieces
it'll do whatever combinations are legal
ok
me using d4 datamined load screens to become an opp
You’re so real for that king
Become an opp as if you haven’t always been one
I yoinked it dw
What is an opp?
you wouldn't know, everyone loves you
on fonem fr
stay pure
I thought it was going to be something like a narc
narcs and opps have a lot of crossover

Yes
well a narc is an opp to some people
oh i think it was my Cyrce circle doing shit with my stats
so not entirely wrong
I'm 35, I don't know young people lingo
type shit
I do know what ong means
ts pmo 💔 🥀
my students recently introduced me to "sybau"
nihao fine shyt
On god
shut your bitch ass up

Is stealthi part of the huzz?
did i just get racially profiled?
tralalero tralala
what the stealthi
stealthi fr for the streets
🤙🏻 🤙🏻 type shiiiiiii
for sure
this mfer ran through no cap
bombardillo crocadillo

ikiab u pmo sybau 💔🥀
real shit
Oops
only wish it was by a sword and not the huzz's
I seent that
That’s primordial American to you
Sry
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sadge
my reels are 50% legit schizos 45% brainrot 5% strange chinese memes
The only social media, or adjacent things I use are youtube and discord
Fuck the rest
do you guys get tunnelgirl in your algo
there's this woman digging a whole ass tunnel under her home
lol ive seen that
she is an engineer or some shi
yea

Sounds like Colin Furze
she's planning to build a castle
Furze has been doing that for a decade
its incredible content
(probably not that long)
this reminded me of the jews in brooklyn that were building a tunnel
that motorized thingy she has to move stone up is good
her posts are going to suddenly end and its going to be because her tunnel collapsed on her
real
rate this take
Australians are just more funny british people
😭
i think my max is 36
What's the biggest hit you can get with SD?
I'm not good at rogue yet, my highest is like 26m
that is good
I did a 39 on xav with PI
anything above 24 is good i think
And the buff from the duel
do i need to refresh my bleeds earlier
or shiv later
i can never get good sd overall
Bro that’s crazy because I did 73 newtons of force on ur pops spine
What's a decent overall to aim for around +15?










DAMN BOI HE THICC
key timed overall
I have no frame of reference, I play ret so my brain smol
@earnest remnant I miss u(s)
73? is this an osrs reference
just refresh bleeds to max really fast with deathmark and as many buffs as u can get
im in my monk era
i just mean generally
same, i miss fucking up my sleep to watch you raid, and watching coicaine bear
WW was fun AF in SL
idk, i wanna try healing - but i have to play ww for this 10
Unfortunately I ain’t gonna be raiding for a while
im gonna join
idk i dont try to get high SD on purpose, if i get the opportunity and its worth i do it
thats pretty much it
73 ags smorc
yes key timed
I think that's fair
@granite leaf
I think australians are funnier than british people, but british people are funnier because they end up in more stupid clips
that's my counter-take
nah thats valid
aussie are more joke funny
brits are more "haha you stupid" funny
exactly
Yeah but I’m not British
Well duh 
Brother I’ll snap your twink ass in half if you ever sass me like that again
huh
nothing
brits take themself seriously
Do we?
@balmy condor idk what the time is where you live but
ohayo!!!
10am
working
You don't conquer 1/4 of the planet without being serious 
what
true
top 600 out of 650 isnt that good...
700?
Outlaw addict wondering iff the aoe that ass does is worth how bad the boss dam is
nah the leaderboards are usually filled
@balmy condor automated bigwigs/dbm messages from germans will never not be stupid funny
Unterbrochen
KRANKENWAGEN
Sturmangriff
maybe dont do that emote
fits tho

and i swear
2,3k r.io tanks
do the most MDI pulls ever
ofc they are clueless and die halfway trought the pull
but damm, they go BIG all the time


no bueno?
That's the thing I feel like I'm missing out on by not pugging, the insane shit randos do
ok
Is that like group buff missing battle shout?
yes
yes
''Ascending runed'' is 665 ilvl pieces everywhere aight?
In high keys like title range are people playing more vers gear for survivability or is it still just a highest sim on dslice angle?
cant remember from my mage
Just curious
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Quakewar moment
!up
how do u avoid damage on dfc first boss charge
move when he starts charging?
no i mean face tank it
you have to get off the boss
like cloak it
vanish it
or some shit idk
zac did it on his stream with outlaw
why dont u ask him
You mean when it hits the pillar and it aoes everyone?
evasion dodges it
he is playing he cant write lmfao
Gesundheit
ty
he also dodge the giga wallop
stand in it
but idk how
slow immunity immunes that one (vanish)
it removes slows
im pretty sure vanish breaks it somehow
"also breaks movement impairing effects" i think this applies to the 3s vanish duration
because I know evasion does not work lmao
Oh does Vanish work like freedom? 
yea
When I immuned whallop for the first time I thought it was a bug
similarly
is there like a way to find more tricks like that or its just try and fail or try and win and common sense etc
Signet is beating out my House of Cards in dungeon slice (bleed spec)by like 5.4k
you could also pre-vanish web jails on ansurek last tier
you didnt have to wait and then vanisha fter
Yeah I was pre-freedoming one of our priests for that
Guys imma change my name
To what
stack vers time boiz
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Congrats royal 
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You gave Andy a good laugh xD
Damn king you cheating on me or
(Please never call me that)
folded under absolutely 0 pressure
insane work king
bro had instant regrets and had to immediately correct himself
Feeling overwhelmed with bleed build in large pulls, is my only goal to maintain as many as possible or should I be sneaking in envenoms for DS mark?
you apply all your bleeds, get CT up, shiv, and then spam envenoms
it's the same as any other build
What is a recommended amount of vers I want for keys 15 and up?
how good is eye of kazan even in m+? i dont mean just as an rogue but overall
that's not a thing
if you chain pull out of your mind, it's good/above average. If you're dropping combat frequently it's ass
main draw of it would be for long boss fights and stuff, but if you're dropping the stacks before a boss it becomes essentially a paperweight
Father?
hmm gat it woude not use it myself then since i have myth pacmaker
That’s fine
Negative Rizz damn
What about when everything starts falling off? Vanish reapply?
typically just maintain ruptures/cts until the end of the pack, hold vanish for a chain
you can't be burning your vanish every time your bleeds start falling off, it's not sustainable
so just make sure you have enough up to keep your energy going
Wise you are @balmy condor
idk if I'd call myself wise
it's more of an auto-pilot at this point answering the same dozen or so questions for half a decade
Fair 😂
oddly enough while the answers change a bit over the years, the questions are all the same
"I'm running out of energy"
"why does the sim suggest X, I thought X was bad"
"when do I press X cd"
"what do I do when tanks won't let me stealth"
the eternal questions of assassination since.... well I guess since legion
Should I switch out some of x stat for y?
Do I have too much haste?
Doesn't everyone just smash their heads on their keyboards and hope for the best? That's what the guide on WH says when I pull it up.
yeah pretty much
you are not

remember me when I'm gone sap
I am not long for this world
How much damage should I be doing in keys, 3k crit 1.5k haste, 4k mastery, 1k vers (320 ilvl in greens)
Dead 💀💀
always in my heart until the sun stops fusing Hydrogen into hellium
Time for a massive assassination rework
Get you a changeup
Depends on key level and build, I think forced induction + dashing might help you eek out like 17% damage in ST compared to bleed
Then people can ask some other questions
Wasn’t legion 2016 king?
yea fall 2016
so 8 years?
tf you pinging me for
It’s 2025 king
Its almost may
Dog it’s almost may
We aint in the start no more
Almost
its past 1st quarter of 2025,we are on the 2nd now
WHERE DID THIS YEAR GOOOOO
its April
And it was august 30
didn't realize I had the fucking quartile police in this channel god damn
my bad
bunch of finance bros erm actually it's q2
Yeah buddy get woke
WOOP WOOP QUARTILE POLICE

We in Q2 lil bro get with the program
my shareholder value YoY in q1 isn't indicative because legion was q3 and tww was q1 so actually erm 8 years but close to 9 years gotta do the math here we're 172 days from investor presentation
what are we doing
Akshually start of fiscal Q3
I studied finance and work in accounting and I have no idea what the current fiscal quarter is
so brainrotted that we're talking about years like a boss fight
april is p2
we had an intermission in march
how can i practice do get more dmg in single target?
Hey guys! new to rogue this season and sin as a spec. I know I'm doing "something" off with DPS. How would I go about finding out what it is if I am looking at my logs? any tips?
dude that p2 intermission is tough
Fatebound/MA build for sprocket, are we vanishing the last 6sec of DM KB?
when the rain stops that's the transition
It just scoots back because they want the books done before the new year
legion best expansion
So normal q2 is fiscal q3
no you vanish for coldblood in a specific way
Ish
Ah true
In what way
Vanish for 2nd coldblooded envenom during deathmark
read the guide
bleed uptime close to 100%? envenom->deathmark->shiv->kingsbane->shiv when the first shiv drops? not overcapping energy? not overcapping combo points? using finishers on 5cp or more?
you're 90% of the way there
Also if you wanna enjoy sprocket, dont play fatebound
I'm in the midst of rewriting the APL from scratch, and I shit you not, I had:
- ambush from stealth
- maintain gar+rup
- deathmark if envenom is up, macro fucking everything to it
- kingsbane if envenom is up
- shiv+thistle tea if shiv not up and kingsbane is either about to be cast or already ticking
- mutilate to generate
- envenom to spend
and it was like 3% off of the current APL
its fine to use 6cp rupture instead of 7 in big packs, or in general?
shid i mean that's the spec
6 is more than 5, so that's fine yes
i wish sim supported sudden demise execute
how much dmg u lose from doing 6cp instead of 7
Ok here is an interesting but irrelevant fact about quartiles and our Planet.
They were invented to describe the earths spin and inclination based on the orbit.3rd quartile is rly important coz in that period(approx 4rth of July) the earth is at its biggest distance from the Sun and almost vertical to the Suns light(Mid summer) in North hemisphere called aphellion(αφηλιον greek for ''further from the sun'')
idk
yeh sadly it's uh... impossible to model
0?
U dont lose damage from a 6
we use finishers at 5cp buddypal
impossible or just not in the constraints that we have?
don't pal me buddy
Cp is only duration not damage
rupture damage scales linearly with cp spent iirc
only increases bleed timer atp
more bigger sudden demise
I mean I guess anything is possible but it would require an overhaul to how enemy units are fundamentally calculated/modeled
like unless you're simming dungeonroute, enemies in simc are actually timed enemies, they don't have health
well they do, in a roundabout way
but they're just on a timer
time is health 
idk i just do max cp for the duration so i dont have to vanish sooner thats what ive been doing
and then in dungeonslice the waves are all timed
so like sudden demise wouldn't actually increase your dps
cause it wouldn't spawn the next wave sooner
it would just snipe off some flat value
and you'd sit there afk for longer
time is a scientific model invented by humans to measure distance 
Do you know difference from dry shiving to just sending both shivs during KB always?
some big brain out there said that their new talents specifically are undersimming
Simply implement health bars for simulated target counts that live track simulated dps and interpolate party dps to estimate time of demise procs and live update the wave speed in dungeon slice based on simulated and estimated party dps. Ez pz

Just go do that
im sry sir i've only been working here a short distance
just rewrite sims from scratch so we can simulate this really specific situation thx xD
so like is it technically possible to model I guess, but it would require an actual insane amount of work and then the question is like what are we modeling it against and is that a valid fight style indicative of the game and blah blah
it's just really fucking hard is the tldr
Just clone live servers and run bots instead of simulation 
Would be cool if you could sim a 5 man group in a dungeon slice
you can
i just want to see the value of haste in sims for sudden demising
you're just describing augmentation sims

u can sim routes
Whispor
Do you know difference from dry shiving to just sending both shivs during KB always?
Like how much of a gain is that optimization
its .5%
yeh
I made a aura to remind me not to lose .5%
cool

happy for you
anyway, this is technically where dungeonroute is going long-term
dungeonroute mobs are on a health basis, so technically the building blocks are there to support something like that more robustly
“I’m focusing on dry shiving perfectly but can’t figure out why my parses are low”
(Doesn’t hit the boss for 25 seconds during lust, 4 minute boss took 7:30 to die, entire raid grey parsing, missing 3 raid buffs, missing 20 lvls)
spec APL's aren't equipped for that, and the fightstyle technically can't support that either atm
but idk maybe in a couple years that's the future
Just equip them 
On bandit im curious about the timing tho if you are better off getting 2 shivs on kingsbane cause you will hit both shivs on the add also 
dungeonroute is still fairly new in the grand scheme
yeh
less direct boss dam but practically speaking it's better
That add set is also usually kinda hard with people not having cds



















