assassination

[hollow river]

does plater need a script for pandemic glow?

[royal lantern]

https://m.twitch.tv/gromnak/clip/ColdKathishDadKevinTurtle-kpTYFNnbpPXGGMYj?desktop-redirect=true

[waxen oyster]

Yeah but gromnak is comedy value.

[balmy condor]

yeah sure I guess

[gusty mirage]

seent it alr

[balmy condor]

it's mostly just like

doesn't matter idk

[slow echo]

Well thought argument sir

[royal lantern]

ALL I KNOW IT WASNT MY FCKING FAULT

[slow echo]

That's why you're the goat

[haughty flicker]

gromnak is my spirit animal

holy fuck

[waxen oyster]

pretty sure with how flexible sin stats can be

belt bracers or boots is just a matter of your own loot rng

[nova aspen]

im dealing tonight bois

[cinder bone]

can finally use my 4pc

[slow echo]

Yea, that's how it is in practiality, I was just curious from a purely theoretical standpoint edit: I can't spell

[gusty mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/wombat-cute-smelly-boy-gif-25537705

[waxen oyster]

feelycraft says more mastery

bigger env number

more dopamine

[oblique sorrel]

House of cards!

[golden loom]

I mean I spent most of last season wearing a crafted chest piece cause I didnt get a myth track one until like 2 weeks before season end

[balmy condor]

I mean in theory 3ilvl on boots is like 100 more stat or whatever but then again, kek?

[golden loom]

Its all the same

[royal lantern]

why would you want a house of cards, doesnt sound reliable at all

[haughty lantern]

shit dis doing numbers

[slow echo]

IS that weapon the crit/mastery one?

[waxen oyster]

thats vers mast

from rookery

[haughty lantern]

^^

crit mastery is from mechagon

haste mastery from darkflame

[gusty mirage]

perf time to reroll sub rogue

[haughty lantern]

did my research dis morning

[waxen oyster]

i mean if hes playing sub

all more reason to take hoc

[gusty mirage]

transmitter gamers unite

[dapper cradle]

hero track sussy drink is kinda pog too

that trinket bangs

[gusty mirage]

@earnest remnant

[golden loom]

Jump 3 times

[waxen oyster]

alot of my alts see mechano core

[haughty lantern]

schlurp of the gamer sups

[waxen oyster]

im convinced ritual knife isnt in this season's loot pool

[haughty lantern]

try to find a moving ball in a stack of spell effects lookin headass. GOOD LUCK

[waxen oyster]

because i havent seen one

[royal lantern]

@balmy condor does it matter if i put sharpening stones on my mainhand or offhand first

mandatory daily stupid whisp ping for no reason

[golden loom]

I just hope someone has to jump 3 times on cauldron monkey and they get stunned cause of it and dies

[haughty lantern]

afaik it's not, no where on the wowhead pages for trinkets

[gusty mirage]

https://imgur.com/1nUZrGo

[haughty flicker]

god its so good

[balmy condor]

yes but if you do it wrong you die

[waxen oyster]

or the crit proc candle

[haughty flicker]

i wish i could personally thank gingi for giving us that reaction out of hopeful

[gusty mirage]

you can, you just have to visit the retirement home

[waxen oyster]

sus drink and mechano core seem the big delve trinkets this season

[slow echo]

Yea, I had yet to do the math on that. That's super useful info, at the very least it saves me time. Nevermind, used the time anyways, it's a 90 primary stat diff, which amounts to roughly 1800 dps, assuming 1 main stat = 20 dps

[waxen oyster]

amorphous relic got buffed 100% and it still stinks

[golden loom]

1800 dps when we are doing 2 gazillion

[slow echo]

Ok I was probably stressing over nothing

[haughty flicker]

sussy drink seems really good yeah

[hollow talon]

we take those i think

[golden loom]

Shits a rounding error

[waxen oyster]

whats the uptime on sus drink anyway

[haughty flicker]

its only like 2000 dps behind pacemaker for me at same ilvl

[waxen oyster]

never seen it

[haughty flicker]

never checked

lemme see

[waxen oyster]

i have mechano core on 3 chars

[haughty lantern]

that depends on your credit card number and how much gamer supps you can afford

make a fuckin 5 gallon water jug of gamer supps

[haughty flicker]

was on heroic oab

[waxen oyster]

[golden loom]

Mythic one armed bandit call that a MOAB 🔥

[waxen oyster]

tbh can you proc 2 buffs of mechano core at the same time

[hollow river]

@balmy condor i'm sure you know

[waxen oyster]

i guess since myth pacemaker ill be using this though

as my passive

[balmy condor]

I know what

oh

no I don't think so

[hollow river]

do i need to use a script to had pandemic glow

[dapper cradle]

it's like 35-40% in keys

[hollow river]

to plater

[waxen oyster]

Idk what sub likes as its passive trinket

bloodmallet has goon hotline high

[hollow river]

i'm trying to make my own edit of a profile

[dapper cradle]

sussy drink for sub is good

[haughty lantern]

probably the goon phone

god

[dapper cradle]

hero track sussy sub is on par with a lot of myth track trinkets

[hollow river]

got everything sorted except the pandemic

[haughty lantern]

@dapper cradle look what you've done to me

[dapper cradle]

[waxen oyster]

well bis is eye ig

[haughty lantern]

AYE AYE CAPTAIN

[haughty flicker]

ye just get mythic eye of kezan

[dapper cradle]

kinda feels like kezan is just gonna get worse as the tier goes on ngl

as fights are gonna get shorter

[haughty lantern]

kezan sort of like the new anvil/brand huh?

well i guess so is house of cards but less so

[dapper cradle]

HOC and Eye are basically bis for like 80% of the specs

[haughty lantern]

ye

mastery whores the lot of ye

[subtle tundra]

ofc. its already bad in hc

[dapper cradle]

thanks for agreeing with me but I don't appreciate the attitude

[subtle tundra]

thanks. i dont give a shit

[waxen oyster]

does sub even crit enough to extend pacemaker

[dapper cradle]

just be more mindful

[waxen oyster]

[subtle tundra]

huh.no

[dapper cradle]

yeah sub has pretty good uptime on it

i think sin and ol can keep it up way more reliably though

[waxen oyster]

Yeah that spec doesnt exactly fiend for crit so was surprised everyone uses it

[dapper cradle]

there's just not that many good trinkets that you can get reliably for sub

[runic hinge]

Would you mind goblin

[subtle tundra]

not really many great trinkets

[dapper cradle]

it's basically hoc, sussy drink, pace, and azerokk

[subtle tundra]

i dont mind the goblin,ven

[waxen oyster]

yeah mechano core seems meh for sub

when you can proc haste as it

[runic hinge]

MIND GOBBLIN ON DEEZE NUTS

[haughty flicker]

its a crime they didnt have a boss use the ability mind goblin

[dapper cradle]

in a tinker-themed patch, I'm surprised there's no sybian trinket

[waxen oyster]

There are so many god awful

direct damage trinkets

from delves this season

[haughty lantern]

scroll of momentum my beloved

[waxen oyster]

dont think its on the new loot table

[haughty lantern]

ran a 619 scroll on my outlaw build for raid for the WHOLE SEASON

[waxen oyster]

i've done an unholy amount of delves this season already

bran 74

[haughty flicker]

[waxen oyster]

you can do sidestreet in like 3mins

on 11

[haughty flicker]

doesnt he only get exp from it if its bountiful though

[haughty lantern]

i mean it's on the trinkets list for outlaw....

[waxen oyster]

dont recall

yeah so is spelunker's candle

[haughty flicker]

list was made before we knew what the delve loot table looked like

[waxen oyster]

idk if you can get it past veteran track

[haughty lantern]

ahhhh that explains it

[haughty flicker]

hell even now we dont really know what it looks like, but nobodys gotten old trinkets

[waxen oyster]

yeah they might have removed them

[cerulean maple]

anything to cooldown hold for?

[waxen oyster]

considering how many new trinkets they added

[haughty lantern]

ok but fuckin candle confidant is still in the loot pool

[haughty flicker]

ok but the candle friends are sick

[haughty lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/speak-english-pulp-fiction-do-you-speak-it-gif-16440534

[cerulean maple]

FANJKFWAKJW

I SPACED OUT my raidlead asked me a question

anything to cd hold for on gallywax? about to blind pull first time

[signal badger]

Heroic or normal?

[cerulean maple]

normal

but low dps guild

[signal badger]

Nah send that shit

[grim jay]

I mean

trickster does like crit

some atleast

[honest crow]

If i already have champ signet of the priory, should i not take champ House of cards. 2 on use trinkets would be bad right, and House of cards only Slightly better than Signet. Better to take a Hero tier chest to replace a Champ tier chest?

[thorn fjord]

Fucking awful

[haughty lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/sim-simyoself-gif-20048910

[frozen glacier]

people on 4 set are you using the bleed build in m+ or the standard build

[runic hinge]

If you can do a 7. A hero signet will be better than either champ track trinket

[grim jay]

its a taste thing

if you got no taste you play the bleed build

or if you run keys where stuff dies fast

[runic hinge]

I play whatever I feel like depending on the day

[haughty flicker]

bleed build uses zoldyck though

shouldnt you be on board

[warm lantern]

in m+ when cds get misaligned, what's the point (on deathmark cd) you hold KB?

[grim jay]

im bottom rn

[haughty flicker]

fake zoldyck enjoyer

[grim jay]

but the idea of running bleedbuild is revolting

[cinder bone]

lets goooooooo

[haughty lantern]

not bad

[strange sleet]

Kinda depends at which point of the pull you are, how big it is and what's coming next. But I'd say around 20-30

Sometimes you just send and wait 20-30 for KB instead

[honest needle]

should i take crit mastery m+ ring from vault mythic or take hero shoulders and fianlly get my 2 set ?

[runic hinge]

Sim it

[honest needle]

i dont have tier yet on this toon

how big is 2 set comapred to 4 set last season

[runic hinge]

Pins

But always sim it

You also should have another cata charge

So catalyzing a hero piece can be worth it

[honest needle]

its shoulders

with crit master i can convert

what tier peice dont we use ?

[runic hinge]

Maybe worry about that when you have more than one piece

[honest needle]

im farming gear for long term i dont care about current i dont get to play as much anymorre

[runic hinge]

If you don’t get to play that much then does it matter? Seems it would matter less.

Assa likes all stats so you should just use your highest ilvl stuff

[honest needle]

right now i been maining boomy but i want to switch back to my rogue

[strange sleet]

in wowhead you have the full bis list. But as per whyspir's video, there are over 50 set combinations that are within 0.3% dps difference

so it doesn't really matter

[short geyser]

any chance i replace cyrce circlet with mythic Fleshfused circle? or is cyrce way to good?

[runic hinge]

Circlet is like an ilvl 700 ring

[dapper halo]

wowhead says to craft boots with second spark

but basically: i dont wanna

its not sexy enough upgrade

[short geyser]

yea figured as much. got hero semi charmed amulet as neck in vault but it loose so much mastery

[buoyant herald]

Then craft something else

[fallow canopy]

its your spark, go crazy with it

[balmy condor]

I crafted wrists cause it was already crafted from s1

[dapper halo]

is the <current amulet> any good at all

[gusty mirage]

Hey woah, next you’ll say it’s a video game and you can play it however you want

[balmy condor]

yolo

[buoyant herald]

The only way you make a “mistake” is usually crafting a tier slot item you want to use

[fallow canopy]

I wouldn't dare

[short geyser]

got trailspinner pendent from last season

[royal lantern]

whats trailspinner pendent

[fallow canopy]

iirc neck from tirna scythe

[haughty flicker]

imagine not knowing trailspinner pendent

[short geyser]

it was a neck from last season dungeons from mists of tirna scithe

[dapper halo]

is fractured gemstone at all viable for assa

[haughty flicker]

what dat

[dapper halo]

[haughty flicker]

oh

yeah its bis

[royal lantern]

never saw that thing before

[haughty flicker]

just remember to bring bandages

[fallow canopy]

rogues tend to be on stealth when wearing it

[buoyant herald]

It’s an odd item to craft for a dps class

[royal lantern]

Vulpera racial stonks

[haughty lantern]

run the circi cirtrine that chain heals other people

[haughty flicker]

actually true

[blazing kayak]

i need HELP. do i pick heroic legs or mythic chest and turn it into tier as sin rogue for keys

doesnt sin not want tier on chest

ideally

[cerulean maple]

first gallywax normal kill w casual guild and i fucking died 30 seconds before the kill so i dropped from 1.75m to 1.4 💀

70% is rough

[buoyant herald]

I mean you died so

[cerulean maple]

i know but

i dont want this in my warcraftlogs

[buoyant herald]

Is what it is

[cerulean maple]

how do i despawn a log 😭

whose hands do i have to hold

[buoyant herald]

Delete your character

Create anew

[cerulean maple]

based

goodbye Smooching forever

[royal lantern]

mate you frking died

stop caring about logs and fix that first lol

[buoyant herald]

Actually maybe a name change would do it

[coral ibex]

caring about normal logs

lmfao

[cerulean maple]

o ya we were bantering so i walked into an aoe while laughing

the proper way to enjoy raids

[buoyant herald]

But yeah bro I’ve died on cauldron BOTH our heroic kills and my average log is a 9 😱

[cerulean maple]

maybe start shittalking ur tanks or something idk /j

[buoyant herald]

Once was my own fault for getting breathed on

[grave osprey]

Def shit talk the tanks

[buoyant herald]

Second time another player murked me by swinging breath at last second

Is what it is

[torn dome]

what are we simping for from vault? gimme tl;dr

[cerulean maple]

did vault alr drop on NA wtf

[buoyant herald]

Yeah hours ago mate get with it

[cerulean maple]

sorry still coping with my death in a normal raid

hope youll accept me as i am

[buoyant herald]

Well I won’t be inviting you to my guild that’s for sure

[spice spire]

As long as you don’t play outlaw

I accept you for you

[buoyant herald]

But you’re on EU and I’m not an officer so

Wouldn’t have happened anyway

[royal lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-death-penalty-gif-25754511

[cerulean maple]

wow :(( cant believe youd be this evil

[cerulean maple]

now this is the correct treatment

[haughty lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-blink-cat-blinking-cat-funny-cat-funny-cat-blinking-gif-27202865

WHADDOYOUMEEAAAAAN

[strange sleet]

just tell mates to mass report you. Like this random pug raid did with the poor Buttshot

[cerulean maple]

this button looking real tempting rn

[royal lantern]

outlaws dont deserve basic human rights

sorry, dont make the rules

[spice spire]

[haughty lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/steven-he-what-the-hell-gif-21811925

[cerulean maple]

bumshot lmfaooo

[spice spire]

I’m sorry king you’re catching strays

[cerulean maple]

ok w8 whats w the outlaw hate its just the press button fast spec

is there a secret rivalry idk about

[haughty lantern]

Assassin - Baby's first rogue spec

Outlaw - Crackheads

Subtlety - Weabs

[royal lantern]

wdym catching strays, they have 200% evasion uptime, they dodge it

[spice spire]

I don’t actually have outlaw hate

[haughty lantern]

altho i would argue outlaw is the most "anime cringe shit" spec BECAUSE WE LITERALLY RICOCHET BULLETS

[cerulean maple]

catching as in grabbing midair not as in getting hit by

[spice spire]

It’s a bit

[cerulean maple]

ye i figured i just wanted to know how it spawned in lmao

[spice spire]

Killing spree gonna make me change my mind tho

[haughty lantern]

DO NOT

KS IS BAIT

YOU WILL DIE

[cerulean maple]

why not both (sub isn't real)

[spice spire]

If I get domed by a bad circle one more time by my outlaw killing spreeing

I’m going to call him a bad word

[haughty lantern]

literally you use it, shit gets put on the ground, you end KS and you just fall over

[royal lantern]

boomkin?

[spice spire]

Yes

[strange sleet]

actually KS is the best defensive in the game guys. If you are dead you can't take any dmg at all

[severe meadow]

Osu player, can’t be trusted

[strange sleet]

100%dmg reduction

[haughty lantern]

worse

arms warrior

[cerulean maple]

howd you know

[haughty lantern]

KS is a credit card for pain

[severe meadow]

Bio

[cerulean maple]

oh what the fuck

[haughty lantern]

you use it, then the damage irs comes to collect like 5 seconds later

[spice spire]

You shut your lips before I shut them for you

[haughty flicker]

what a good gif holy

[spice spire]

Arms is based spec

[severe meadow]

(I’ve played it for years)

[cerulean maple]

didnt know i had rhythm games in my bio ngl

[royal lantern]

we can smell it

the average Osu player learned the pattern of their shower

[haughty lantern]

I say this as a Fury hater.

Arms or death

[spice spire]

https://tenor.com/view/armswarrior-warrior-warriorwow-armswow-armswarriorwow-gif-27099127

[haughty lantern]

still waiting for legs spec tho

[fallow canopy]

Fire mage

[haughty lantern]

i would play prot more if it didn't make my fingers hurt

[cerulean maple]

just discovered soap the other day, next on the agenda is shampoo and maybe one day conditioner

[haughty lantern]

OK BUT I ALSO ONLY PLAY FIRE MAGE

[past oracle]

ill ask here too, anyone opening as outlaw for chance for myth track mh

outlaw

while playing ass

[coral ibex]

why would i want to loot an outlaw mh

[past oracle]

or do we go hard for sin/sub

[haughty lantern]

have you played fallout? they sometimes have good stuff

[past oracle]

hedge tuning

big brain play

[cerulean maple]

ngl i rly wanna play outlaw, it seemed fun while leveling and in lower keys. it seems like a big apm Oh Shiny Button class kinda like enh??
no idea how accurate that is

[haughty lantern]

more like hedge pruning

[haughty lantern]

big apm but you will get carpel tunnel

[cerulean maple]

nah we win those

if years of rhythm gaming didnt this won't either

[haughty lantern]

oh then you'll be fine

definitely crackhead material

Assassin - Baby's first rogue spec

Outlaw - Crackheads

Subtlety - Weabs

[past oracle]

OL looking pretty good in mythic raid

at least for the first few bosses

[cerulean maple]

this is unironically the best compliment ive ever received

[haughty lantern]

OL?

the secret sauce is that outlaw is secretly the most weeb class BECAUSE WE ACTUALLY RICOCHET BULLETS

[royal lantern]

the "problem" there is

its really really really REALLY rare that somebody cares about the first few bosses, cs they are never the "walls"

(besides the fact that spec choice doesnt matter for 99,8% of the playerbase anyway)

[haughty lantern]

THIS makes me wonder if like @balmy condor or like ForeverGuy or the people that write the WoWhead guides have ever had to tell someone "you're not that guy buddy, I'm that guy."

[royal lantern]

guy was forced to play sub on prog multiple times in the past

even if he didnt like it

[haughty lantern]

that's sad. reminds me of the time WAAAAAAY back in the day in SoO when I had to play MM to do mythic garrosh even tho I hated MM

[runic hinge]

I mean guy plays at the level where he does have to multi spec

[haughty lantern]

ye

he is quite literally, that Guy

[runic hinge]

He’s also pretty based and just likes playing rogue

So I don’t think he minds having to do it

[blazing kayak]

What embelishment do i want as sin for keys? Ascension or weapon grip

[haughty lantern]

"whatever"

i asked this question earlier

all of it is close enough to basically not matter

could use weapon grip, ascension + writhing, double dawnthread

[runic hinge]

Embellishments are poopy

They are like 1.5% at best and maybe one is 1.4 and one is 1.3 so worth having but not worth getting worked up about

[blazing kayak]

idk if i should take heroic leg tier or the +10 chest

[runic hinge]

Sim it

You also have a cata charge this week

[balmy condor]

I get to play whatever I want cause we're like WR400

[keen spruce]

[haughty flicker]

[runic hinge]

[past oracle]

fk mythic shoulds or mythic signet

[haughty flicker]

signet

[balmy condor]

signet obviously

[past oracle]

already have the hero just go trinket

?

[haughty flicker]

yes

you can get any number of mythic shoulders from vault

[runic hinge]

You won’t replace signet all patch

[haughty flicker]

you can only get this specific trinket once

and unless you plan on getting mythic hoc soon you wont be replacing it

[balmy condor]

mythic hoc wouldn't replace it

[vapid terrace]

so, I don't typically ask for opinions on vault choices but I have to choose between myth track fleshfused circle (mastery/crit ring) or heroic mechano-core amp.

the ring is highest dps upgrade, but rings aren't usually too hard to get.

thoughts?

[coral ibex]

would you have passed on myth skardyn last tier if you had hero skardyn?

NO

[past oracle]

mythic HOC doesnt replace mythic SIGNET?

[haughty flicker]

even better then

[balmy condor]

no?

[runic hinge]

I don’t think. I only sim

Robot does think

[balmy condor]

they're equally strong, signet buffing other players in your party with signet too

so it's just the same, but better

[haughty flicker]

so i will replace it

bc i need to look better on details

by making my party worse

[coral ibex]

yea that is the core conclusion to walk away with

[runic hinge]

You run signet to buff your party and get buffed. I run hoc to look better on details than those bozos. We are not the same.

[past oracle]

"4 Piece Is typically only better at roughly 662-665 item level across your tier pieces"

does this mean that your overall ilvl is 662-665 OR all of your tier pieces average 662-665

[buoyant herald]

Tier pieces by the wording

[balmy condor]

across your tier, so your tier average

[past oracle]

so basically all hero2

[buoyant herald]

Hmmm I upgraded shoulders to myth and helmet to heroic today so I might have crossed that line. Need to re sim 😰

[runic hinge]

I get to use 4 set cause I still had 619 gear.

[dapper cradle]

Awooga! jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair

[haughty flicker]

[spare kayak]

What's the actual benefit of the bleed M+ build compared to the standard one? I sim less dps with it and I'm curious

[past oracle]

lot of add damage

iron wire

[dapper cradle]

Iron wire

Yeah uh GB isn’t in the rotation anymore sweetie

[spice spire]

Yeah but priory is

[runic hinge]

Iron wire so my tank doesn’t flop in the first 4 seconds of a pull cause they’re a monkey

[dapper cradle]

Haha you love undermining me

[runic hinge]

UNDERMINE. HE SAID THE THING

[dapper cradle]

Idk what it is man but you’re always coming after me

[runic hinge]

Wait these entendres

[spice spire]

IW just has some innate value.
Especially since the tank I run with likes to pull a lot at once

[dapper cradle]

Lil Bro is scrambling for a reply

[spice spire]

Priory is definitely one of the keys it has a lot of value with

[coral ibex]

662 is hero 5/6

[round vapor]

Sorry to interrupt, I desperately need some advice. Going to be crafting my second item, and am torn between making bracers or boots. I've already made the dagger, but honestly dont know which slot is next to fill, and which embellishment is best for M+ 10 up.

[coral ibex]

so not worth until you have mostly mythic tier

[past oracle]

ah yea sry

bad info

[coral ibex]

if you're spending gilded crests on hero track tier ur cooked

[dapper cradle]

Quake had my dad in the basement going gar gar rup rup gar gar rup

[past oracle]

might worth playing 4p for bleed though pre 662?

[spice spire]

Whichever you want they’re the same thing essentially. You’re overthinking it

[wicked valve]

Winning streak is kinda just a set it and forget it buff right? Nothing to play around, just pump like usual?

[spice spire]

I’m sending a rune straight through for my bracers

[spice spire]

Yes

[magic fossil]

bracer or neck what to craft?

[torn dome]

whats the name of the 675 daggah pls?

[dapper cradle]

Legit doesn’t matter rn

[magic fossil]

everforged stabber

[dapper cradle]

Long run it’ll be the same

[round vapor]

Everforged Stabber?

[buoyant herald]

New 4pce simmed better for bleed straight away yes

[torn dome]

tyty

[severe meadow]

Tuesday reset questions go crazy in here

[dapper cradle]

You’re gonna hold your gilded for weeks???

[buoyant herald]

For me*

[spice spire]

Yeah that’s made week one

[round vapor]

Sorry, didn't meant ot make that a reply. However, that's what I was thinking about the two. Thank you.

[dapper cradle]

With your dollar store 658 tier

[round vapor]

Which embellishment would you all recommend for M+?

[spice spire]

Oh wrong reply

Mb

No reading

[round vapor]

seems like a lot of people pick and choose random thigns.

[coral ibex]

if you want to set gilded crests on fire, i can't stop you

[round vapor]

"Whatever suits teh group"

[runic hinge]

Because they are insignificantly different

[spice spire]

I did same I did last tier

Ascendency and writhing band

[coral ibex]

getting 6 ilvl on your hero tier doesn't matter

[buoyant herald]

Currently I’ve ascend and nerub but I think I’m gonna go double dawn or dusk after next craft since it doesn’t really matter

[spice spire]

Because that small diff won’t change it

[dapper cradle]

By the time you get enough myth tier the crest cap will have caught up

Unless you’re literally getting funneled

[round vapor]

Appreciate the advice. Thank you!

[dapper cradle]

Which I doubt

[spice spire]

Decided this path because early mh is stonks

[coral ibex]

i was behind on upgrading myth pieces all of last tier because i spent on 6/6 hero slots

[runic hinge]

You’re losing 15 guilded because you can go 6/6 and would get the 2/6 myth for just valor stones. Idk. Depends on how fast you’re getting myth tier

[torn dome]

what missives am i putting on this shiz

[dapper cradle]

Legit don’t get how that can happen

[balmy condor]

craft without missives

[buoyant herald]

Sounds like an outlaw move

[balmy condor]

it's the way

[coral ibex]

because 4p 6/6 hero tier literally costs you a craft's worth of crests?

[torn dome]

ty

[coral ibex]

its simple math

[buoyant herald]

The guide writer ignoring stats in his crafts is unironically the best way to get the point across but people still won’t accept that stats barely matter smh

[dapper cradle]

Telling heroic raiders in here who get 1 myth piece a week to hold gilded is sus

[coral ibex]

yea telling them to waste their crests isn't sus

[spice surge]

Why is blud using r2 enchant

[rain berry]

seaforium or mecanocharge for m+?

[balmy condor]

I bought it week 1 season 1 and then never bothered

[buoyant herald]

Yes

[rain berry]

xd

[dapper cradle]

He’s holding his gold for a 678 dagger

Doesn’t want to burn it

[buoyant herald]

This answer is real but what you want to hear is that seaforium is probably better unless you’re already drowning in crit

[dapper cradle]

[spice spire]

I mean that’s an easy map if you’re only getting one piece a week

Like you can actually factually map your goals through week like 6

[pale flower]

ELI5, every 2 weeks you pull 2 pieces out of vault, and 1 crafted item ... thats 210 gilded needed (for full upgrades), out of a potentional 180 earned over that same time period. Why would I waste 15 guilded on hero pieces? Serious question

[dreamy rover]

authority of the depths susge

[spice spire]

Week one craft:
30 left over
Week two:
upgrade the vault.
45 left over
Week three (this week):
upgrade the vault; take the free upgrade on your bracers or boots or whatever.
60 left over
Next week:
craft gilded + upgrade vault (15 left over)

[dapper cradle]

In this ideal scenario you’re not pulling rings, necks, or belts? That are probably leas impactful upgrades than leg/chest/shoulder tier?

[fleet pagoda]

to upgrade to 5/6 for the cosmetic

[spice spire]

Yeah but again

[dapper cradle]

On paper I agree with you, but these are not ideal circumstances

[spice spire]

If you’re pulling one myth piece a week

You have exact numbers you can follow

Pretty to a T

Because runed rarely matter even for heroic raiders. You’re swimming in them early

Like confusion and holding really comes from like mythic raiding and multiple pieces a week

Like you don’t want to upgrade hero pieces to max unless they’re huge

Then you just offset crafting a week

[cinder bone]

that feeling when you know a group of chads is gonna insta queue for your key

[balmy condor]

?

whats susge about that

[spice spire]

Bigger immediate gains, smaller long term

In the end it doesn’t matter

[cinder bone]

Only hero I upgrade to max are bis trinket

[spice surge]

its really strange how theyve made hero track pretty pointless

[spice spire]

I don’t even do that early on

[spice spire]

I mean it’s not completely useless

But it’s essentially a step you can skip if you’re hitting 10s week one

[spice surge]

Ye its not completely pointless, but upgrading 4 > 5 is effectively wasting gilded crests for some reason

[spice spire]

Like there’s still plenty of hero track gear I can use

[cinder bone]

i missed first week so hero track was good for me

[dreamy rover]

idk just seems you play more M+ so would make sense for you to be using radiant power

[spice spire]

Yeah

[spice surge]

So champ track is for the most part the same as hero track

[spice spire]

The final two steps being useless

Is kind of feel bad

[spice surge]

Since you dont want to do that upgrade

4 > 5 should absolutely cost runed and not gilded

[cinder bone]

also farming runed crests are annoying because you want to cap gilded but by the time i do that each week I just want to log off

[dapper cradle]

Idk man I upgraded my hoc to 665

[cinder bone]

heroic raid ez farm but early on pugs are a mess

[buoyant herald]

Just rip a heroic clear in an hour and a half once a week and max your runed and get 30 gilded

Hah you beat me to it

[balmy condor]

jesus christ is that my reputation now

[cinder bone]

yeah when wife goes to bed tonight I'll do a quick heroic for the week

[spice surge]

Famous m+ enjoyer whispyr

[coral ibex]

LOL

[dapper cradle]

Whisp you pushing title again this season?

[dreamy rover]

[balmy condor]

AGAIN?

[coral ibex]

whispyr is just another emplusser

[dreamy rover]

lmao

[coral ibex]

[balmy condor]

when was the first time I pushed title

[dapper cradle]

Isn’t whispyr Tomelvis?

[dreamy rover]

i just got here sorry

[dapper cradle]

[cinder bone]

I might try and hit title for first time this season

[spice spire]

LMFAO

[cinder bone]

good dugneon pool for sin and easier than ever to push own key

[spice spire]

Man has run with kwan two weeks

And he’s a key guy now

[cinder ledge]

Is new 4 piece worth it over 2p 2p? Last I saw it was a dps downgrade till myth track.

[cinder bone]

I have 1 myth track, 2 hero, and one champion, and 4 piece beats out 2+2

but yeah sim

also thats for dungeon slice dunno if patchwerk different

[buoyant herald]

Exactly the same for me but haven’t checked since this weeks upgrades

Ah, dslice bleed build was wanting 4pce even when 3N 1H

For me

[dreamy rover]

2m envenom tim

[mystic hornet]

does one keep their s1 4 piece until they get s2 4 piece? or do i run s2 2 piece as soon as i get it?

[royal lantern]

pins+sim

🙂

[mystic hornet]

hmm the comment just above indicates 2p +2p is good lol

[buoyant herald]

It is good

[earnest flume]

can you shadow step when silenced?

[buoyant herald]

You’d almost certainly want to change to 2+2 asap

[mystic hornet]

thanks!

[keen kayak]

Hello, is there any stats sofr cap for assa?

[buoyant herald]

Nothing specific to assa

[shy stream]

if my tanks in m+ chain pull every pack and boss, am i just being trolled?

[buoyant herald]

Lil bit yeah

Judicious use of vanish required

[shy stream]

they chained the entire Ipa hallway into Ipa

[spice spire]

GIGA chad pulls

[buoyant herald]

Outlaw angle for that one 🤭

[spice spire]

You mean the spec that wants vanish more

[waxen oyster]

Outlaw

oh wait

target cap

"sorry team i cannot hit anymore mobs"

[buoyant herald]

I mean The Uptime Spec

Man you guys are so serious this morning

[dreamy rover]

morning???

[buoyant herald]

Morning.

[spice spire]

Brother it ain’t been morning for 8 hours

[barren yarrow]

Did rogue get any nerfs? Someone said that and I didn’t read anywhere that we did.

[dreamy rover]

MURICA!!

[balmy condor]

nein

[royal lantern]

its almost 11pm

[balmy condor]

we should be seeing nerfs soon, after all we were played on 7/8 mythic first kills

as opposed to windwalker, which was played on 24/8

[buoyant herald]

Almost 11am*

[balmy condor]

what in the aussie

[buoyant herald]

NZT, the real literal aotc

[balmy condor]

bro is living in the past

or the future

idk how time works

are you in the future

[buoyant herald]

Yeah

[balmy condor]

why didn't you warn us about 9/11

[buoyant herald]

Because I low key love going through the machines at air port security

“Hands up, twirl around” etc

Very fun

[balmy condor]

fair enough

so like

is new years on 1/2

or what

[buoyant herald]

No, 1/1 just happens for us before you

But when YOU celebrate 1/1 it’s already 2/1 where I am

That’s 1/2 in your language

[balmy condor]

it's already FEBRUARY?

[buoyant herald]

Yeah man you gotta stop living in the past

[dreamy rover]

im out here every single week

representing the general in azj kahet

he's the man

[cinder geode]

which tier piece has the worst stats ?

[dreamy rover]

glof

or helmet

[cinder geode]

already have gloves so ill make chest and shoulders then

[dreamy rover]

btw assassination bis list has 5 tier pieces

[cinder geode]

thats odd head is haste vers those are not good for sin

[buoyant herald]

Sin doesn’t really have a dump stat tbh

[cinder geode]

thought it was just crit mast all the way

[balmy condor]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-crazy-cat-cry-gif-25695744

[severe meadow]

You'd sim worse if you had only crit/mastery

Vs having other stats

[buoyant herald]

Crit mast tend to be better but the others aren’t far behind at all

Not like sub where haste has like half the value of anything else

[severe meadow]

Mastery is near my worst stat right now

[buoyant herald]

Me too

[cinder geode]

wait i meant to post this in the sub channel im slow lmao

this was referring to sub the whole time

[buoyant herald]

But only by like 5%

[dreamy rover]

gun to an assassination rogue's head, what stat would you remove and why would it be haste?

[severe meadow]

Sub doesn't go crit/mastery I don't think

[cinder geode]

vers mast

[severe meadow]

Yes

[runic hinge]

Vizer gives me fast crafting

[buoyant herald]

But crit is also barely behind vers for sub

[dreamy rover]

for sub you want to not have gloves or helm

[runic hinge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/933386399279878154/991343673419763753/caption.gif

[dreamy rover]

haste doo doo

[balmy condor]

https://imgur.com/1nUZrGo

[buoyant herald]

People see the stat prios in guides and think right, full send into these two, and fucking WIPE OUT any sign of the others

[dreamy rover]

1 sec! let me run 2m iterations for you in my head really quickly

[buoyant herald]

Hahahaha this is already memeified, amazing

[dreamy rover]

who is he

[balmy condor]

hopeful

echo's mage

[buoyant herald]

And he is hurting

[balmy condor]

that gif is his reaction to gingi coping out of his mind about hopeful getting PI and that's why gingi is getting absolutely fucking gapped

[dreamy rover]

there is no way this is actually true

[buoyant herald]

Is that the context? Even better

[balmy condor]

why would I lie about it

[severe meadow]

I can see that being super true

[balmy condor]

gingi was just crying on mugzee about hopeful doing like 300k more

and he was like

well he's getting PI so he's getting 3 more combusts and so his damage and the add and and and then and

and meanwhile that's hopeful's face

[severe meadow]

I stopped watching their pulls when they wiped at 0.05%

I couldn't take it anymore

[dreamy rover]

lmaoo

[buoyant herald]

That’s a rough spiral out for gingi

[balmy condor]

let me find an actual clip

[haughty flicker]

https://imgur.com/1nUZrGo

[runic hinge]

Gingi was distracted ddos’ing blizzard NA that’s why he did 300k less

[buoyant herald]

Must be tough being an elder statesman of your guild and having the new kid show you up tho

[balmy condor]

https://www.twitch.tv/hopefulx/clip/MotionlessPowerfulZucchiniNerfRedBlaster-oBm1z2V6X9UADW4K?filter=clips&range=7d&sort=time

[dreamy rover]

Doesnt seem like a cool move to crashout about 300k dps difference on RWF stream

like actually seems like a crazy dumb move

[balmy condor]

first time watching an echo stream

?

[haughty flicker]

from the outside the vibes in echo always seem terrible lmao

[dreamy rover]

hahahahahahahhahaha

lmao

[dreamy rover]

yhea

[marble hemlock]

think you might see a lot of negative clips then tho. if you watch their player povs with coms on during the RWF, theyre mostly vibing

[buoyant herald]

Oh no…

The more you see and hear the worse it gets

[haughty flicker]

yeah tbf i normally watch the main echo stream so dont see the player povs

then just see the clips

[marble hemlock]

they do get a bit more antsy when its looking less and less likely they can overtake liquid, but thats just the nature of the RWF

when you have an uphill battle from the get-go kinda

[severe meadow]

Way too much yapping in that stream

[marble hemlock]

fair, ye

cruella was doing great, was awesome to see

hope we see her on MDI cast next time

[dreamy rover]

i'd like to know what is the controversial start of echo

i just heard about it and no one wants to explain it to me

how they formed from another guild idk

[marble hemlock]

previous guild had big scandal, leadership seemed to cover things up quite a bit, players decided to go make their own guild with blackjack and hookers

4y later, new guild did the exact same thing

[dreamy rover]

Huh

[gusty mirage]

Put me in coach

[buoyant herald]

Well not exactly but too close for comfort

[marble hemlock]

id put you in business if i could

[balmy condor]

it rhymes with abusing women

[mint valve]

is the bleed build outperforming the traditional s1 build in m+?

[dreamy rover]

Real susge

[marble hemlock]

its the very abridged version

[buoyant herald]

On occasion

[marble hemlock]

had a lot of fun yday when the ele shaman just did 15mil on every other 4-mob pull

[dreamy rover]

Lower keys with more mobs i think so

[storm zinc]

!fuu

[prisma monolith]

Rogue Spreadsheet - Light Version / Dark Version

[buoyant herald]

Pretty much that, yeah

[dreamy rover]

How is echo even getting sponsors

[balmy condor]

saudis

[runic hinge]

Saudeeze nuts

[coral ibex]

[analog field]

Is the solution to running TOP going sub?

[mint valve]

is forced induction stronger than lethality for m+?

[buoyant herald]

Was for me, should be for most

[buoyant herald]

I prefer sub in there, the portal platforms can be a nightmare for restealthing

[orchid haven]

!fuu

[prisma monolith]

Rogue Spreadsheet - Light Version / Dark Version

[buoyant herald]

Also 5 bosses, lots of lieutenant mobs

[viscid spear]

I guess 4pc is in the cards

Finally replace the last two S1 items

[barren yarrow]

My dark lord and savior @balmy condor are you streaming tonight?

[balmy condor]

I will try

we shall see

what comcast thinks of that idea

[barren yarrow]

Oof.

[viscid spear]

Also there are DDOS attacks happening apparently

[barren yarrow]

comcast is legit a shady timeshare business disguised as an internet company.

[orchid haven]

Is the undead's racial bug still a thing in Pvp ?

[runic hinge]

#pvp

[waxen oyster]

Pretty sure undead sucks

[weary spear]

Ipa mobs are tough for restealth because of brew droplets that spawn. + you probably net more dps just throwing out a few ruptures and chaining into next pack than you would by killing them all before moving on

[orchid haven]

But looks good

[humble verge]

are there actually any good ISPs left in the US?

[dreamy rover]

starlink

[humble verge]

idk about that 🤨

but sure

[runic hinge]

Wrong

[dreamy rover]

/s btw

[humble verge]

from the twts ive seen hes posted

idk if starlink is an option rofl

[dreamy rover]

actual answer now

idk about US

but in my country

there are 0 good isps

all of them are over capacity, sold more than their infrastructure could handle

and suck for that reason

[waxen oyster]

verizon is fine

[waxen oyster]

🧢

[humble verge]

im glad we have like 1 good ISP here on the west coast

ive got 500/500 with like 99.99%* uptime

i dont think theres really any downtime for ours

this is for my country, not US west coast

[hollow river]

yep but it can depend on where you are. ATT/Verizon are good, Spectrum is good depending on location

[quasi ember]

Guys, why he have SO big damage at packs?? My ilvl 645. I don't give out even half of this damage. Does item level affect it? Or it skill issue?

[hollow river]

i never had any uptime issues with ATT but the mbps was too low so i swapped off of it

[humble verge]

hes just that good

we love zerocool

[dreamy rover]

LMAO

[humble verge]

zerocool with a cig in his mouth just gives him like

15% more dps than everyone else

[dreamy rover]

dude has a fucking unlit cigarrette in his mouth while doing keys

[dreamy rover]

for fucking sure

insta dps buff

[spice surge]

[humble verge]

hahahaha, you should see his Queen POV

dawg literally LIGHTS the smoke on transisiton to platforms

actual legend

[dreamy rover]

no fucking way

[humble verge]

wait @spice surge can i share youtube vids

[dreamy rover]

im pretty sure you can

just cant be advertising or spamming the link

[humble verge]

https://youtu.be/Q02eGLrGtiI?si=lmMoKjZ7nF8-cfkp&t=223 ive timestamped it

[dreamy rover]

LMAO 0 uptime loss

wtf

[cerulean maple]

!weakaura

[dreamy rover]

timed it

[cerulean maple]

what was the command

[dreamy rover]

!wa'

[humble verge]

!wa

[prisma monolith]

Assassination Weakauras/Plater profiles:
Whispyr's Afenar Edit
Luxthos's Group
LE's Group
LE's Rogue Collection
Devlin's Group
Ceverion's Plater
Whispyr's Plater

[cerulean maple]

thank

[quasi ember]

I can't understand how people do 4m overall, for example. I can do about 2-3m in my 6 key

[humble verge]

you should honestly watch the whole video

[runic hinge]

It’s the power of the cigarette

[humble verge]

his demeanor is so like pissed

cause he feels like they shouldve killed her ages ago rofl

[dreamy rover]

hey chat should i restart smoking for the dps gain?

[humble verge]

stuff lasts longer in higher keys

[dreamy rover]

as soon as someone dies he kinda rages lmao

[humble verge]

more damage, more procs, more time to redot

[dreamy rover]

"how do you fucking die there"

[humble verge]

honestly

[humble verge]

my guild was like that too

people kept on dying on p1

even on reclear

💀

thats the reason why i think we only had like

3-4 reclears

[coral ibex]

i benched myself mid ansurek prog bc we kept wiping on the PULL

[humble verge]

we did kill queen pretty late into the tier tho

[humble verge]

HOW DO YOU WIPE ON THE PULL

[coral ibex]

getting CE wasn't worth it

people dying to green circles

on the pull

[humble verge]

HOW

[coral ibex]

in lust.

[humble verge]

YOU JUST MOVE DAWG

STOP CASTING

FOR HALF A SECONDD

AND MOVE

[dreamy rover]

crazy how theres people like that progging mythic ansurek and i cant get a fucking ginvite to a decent guild

insane how that workls

[humble verge]

if you have NS or Liquid WA

it wouldve told you to literally fuck off 😭

[hollow river]

damn this was me in SL

[coral ibex]

fuck season 1 tbh

[humble verge]

my only issue was court and queen

wish i couldve gotten a 99 tho

[hollow river]

you'd be surprised how bad some ppl that get CE are

no flame

[coral ibex]

CE after hof is literally just time investment and patience

[dreamy rover]

Just last week I applied to a guild, didnt even get a follow up on application. Went to check their logs and there were multiple people consistantly getting gray logs

[humble verge]

i feel like

[dreamy rover]

like ffs dawg

[humble verge]

still being 1000 guild

is pretty impressive

[hollow river]

parses aren't always the end all be all

[humble verge]

youre one out of 20k people out of like

[dreamy rover]

people demand 99 logs to join a guild where multiple people are doing grays?

[humble verge]

a couple million wow subs that are at the top

[thick juniper]

!up

[prisma monolith]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/316923682607857685/1346745738532491296/New_Project.jpg

[dreamy rover]

sure but gray parses are crazy and you know that

[hollow river]

not really ngl

[dreamy rover]

you have to try to be bad to get a gray one

[hollow river]

if someone vibes well with the group and is very good at prog parses are w/e

[humble verge]

i got poached to PROGRESS queen with these parses

[hollow river]

especially for like WR 200+ guilds

[humble verge]

the sole reaosn was tho

[hollow river]

people over inflate parses

[humble verge]

full 1-language guild

and missing a rogue

[hollow river]

i wouldn't even care to join a guild that cares about them ngl

[humble verge]

they lost from court progress

[hollow river]

ye sometimes you just need a player/class

[humble verge]

man i was trying to compete with this guy on details

[spice surge]

Its more a case of: If you know nothing about this person, how they play on prog or how they behave atleast if somebody has good logs you know they can do damage

Its all a gamble anyway if theres no vouching

[hollow river]

yeh

[real pike]

if I'm a lazy bastard and don't do the spark weekly do I get it in catch up tomorrow after reset?

or do I have to wait until next week?

[humble verge]

just do the disc quest

it takes like a solid hour or so

maybe less if youre quick

[real pike]

thx would like an answer to the question tho

[humble verge]

ive forgotten how the spark catch up works

sorry on that note

[real pike]

no probs

[spice surge]

Yes you would get the sparks through catchup next week

The disc does not take an hour though, you can get 15 of them from a single follower dungeon boss

[humble verge]

WHAT

[spice surge]

So you can do the first boss of stonevault, then leave and queue it again

[humble verge]

actually crazy

[cinder bone]

imagine bricking a 10 and 9 brew back to back in first room

[mint valve]

!macro

[dreamy rover]

you wouldnt join liquid my guy??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxUW9WMjX94

[drifting cloud]

if you think liquid recruits based on parses

lmao

[dreamy rover]

ofc its not that simple

if you interpreted what i said like that youre a moron tbh

[solar thunder]

is double shiv not a good build anymore for assassination?

[drifting cloud]

youre the one linking this stuff that max gets asked every tier

[dapper cradle]

zerocool is built different

[drifting cloud]

and answers the same pretty much all the time

[hollow river]

context matters

[timber meadow]

once you hit renown 4 do you automatically get the loyal customer buff or do you have to collect it from a vendor somewhere?

[dreamy rover]

parses/logs matter also

you were saying they dont matter, i strongly disagree

especially for someone that hasnt been in the same guild for years and is in a comfortable position

[dapper cradle]

if you're not logging and parsing on story mode

lower your voice

[balmy condor]

link delves parse

[marble hemlock]

they dont, for the people who actually care about performing at the highest possible level.

they do matter for people who either lack the time and energy to look into logs more deeply, get so many apps they need a baseline filter to weed out undesirable apps, or people who dont know any better

[drifting cloud]

I couldnt clear an 8

[balmy condor]

delve +11 speed parse or what

[dapper cradle]

um sweetie I don't see your awakening the machine logs

[marble hemlock]

only parse that matters is the healthstones/healthpot used each pull, which is why i have mine bound to mutilate, and you should too

[dapper cradle]

you won't be joining our raid team

[hollow river]

they matter to a degree, but even then it shouldn't matter as much as it does. it should matter for things like self improvement, etc

[drifting cloud]

but do you use the 2nd health pot over dps pot

[marble hemlock]

/cast Mutilate
/use Algari Healing Potion
/use Healthstone
/train```thank me later

[haughty flicker]

cavedwellers delight gang

[lethal python]

Why is my 4 set a 65k loss? WTF Blizzard

[marble hemlock]

you can remove the potions, but having /train bound to mutilate is incredibly important

[drifting cloud]

is that the same as /camp

[marble hemlock]

no

train just makes your character do a "choo choo" sound

and it is incredibly annoying for anyone who has ingame sounds on

[drifting cloud]

oh I forgot that still existed

[marble hemlock]

which they fully deserve, for having ingame sounds on

[dreamy rover]

agreed, they shouldnt but we aren't living in the perfect world are we

[haughty flicker]

lmao

[dreamy rover]

just impossible to join a half decent guild without 99 logs

[haughty flicker]

so just parse 99

[drifting cloud]

depends on your definition of half decent

[hollow river]

thats just cap imo

[marble hemlock]

idk

[hollow river]

but

[marble hemlock]

i dont even look at the wclogs link

[humble verge]

i thought we still used it in raid, i atleast do

[marble hemlock]

before reading the rest of the app

and 99/100 apps i discard because of what i see there

[solar thunder]

sorry shoulda specified, for m+

[marble hemlock]

by the time i click on the wclogs link, ive already made up my mind whether i wanna trial that person or not

[haughty flicker]

not funny enough = discarded

[marble hemlock]

i mean

[dreamy rover]

even then, still pretty hard w/o indications/friends

[humble verge]

nerub is that good

[marble hemlock]

we have this in our app

https://i.imgur.com/oIxIqNt.jpeg

[drifting cloud]

oh no selis guild has a fun fact question in the app dont you

[marble hemlock]

and some of the responses are

insta decline

[haughty flicker]

lmao

i can imagine

[balmy condor]

idk I just link wowhead guide and say "that's me" and that usually works

[drifting cloud]

ok actually that one is pretty good

[humble verge]

oh, ive NEVER run double shiv in m+, but i never simmed it

[haughty flicker]

i'll try this next time

[dreamy rover]

welp what was the last time you've tried applying to a CE guild?

[humble verge]

apply? imma just walk in and have them beg me to join

[dreamy rover]

lmao

[drifting cloud]

back in like 2017

[humble verge]

holy shit, is this a job interview

[marble hemlock]

pistaccio

cuz its the second best

just like me

[hollow river]

In the process rn

[balmy condor]

that would pass

[vast fractal]

Ty for the dry shiv tip in your guides. And for the guides in general

[marble hemlock]

best one is clearly white chocolate almond ice cream

[balmy condor]

usually we get like "chocolate because I like chocolate"

[marble hemlock]

ye thats like

super basic

[balmy condor]

your welcome

[drifting cloud]

vanilla because im a basic bitch

[haughty flicker]

[marble hemlock]

thats like hitting on the hot girl in the club and asking her what her favorite dinosaur is, and she goes "t rex"

[haughty flicker]

you invited them insta i assume

[marble hemlock]

insta dip

[humble verge]

im more of a choccyboi, or just plain vanilla - not cause of vanilla but you get it

[dapper cradle]

you're*

gotchu king

[marble hemlock]

basic bitch

[balmy condor]

your name better be loid the way I'm boutta yor all over you king

[haughty flicker]

cherry garcia

or anything with cherry tbh

[dapper cradle]

[balmy condor]

this was a good one ngl

[drifting cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-rising-raiden-metal-gear-rising-senator-armstrong-opinion-rejected-anime-gif-24774461

[humble verge]

i might be basic, but i am SURE proud of it also like anything other than tricolor/vanilla ice boxes are like 3-4x the price

[marble hemlock]

solid

[oak eagle]

chat ig im a signet gamer now

[vast fractal]

Honeycomb, because I'm sweet but shaped like a hexagon

[oak eagle]

until i get the raid trinkets

[balmy condor]

holy fuck that's raw

[marble hemlock]

https://i.imgur.com/m2cNEsj.jpeg

[balmy condor]

based

[humble verge]

"i prefer chocolate because the cocoa infused into the ice cream has a tingy and sweet taste that just makes me want to keep on eating it over and over again" surely this would work

[balmy condor]

imagine the most unhinged answer you could possibly give

[oak eagle]

LMAO

[balmy condor]

right

[tawdry halo]

Based question

filters out the boomy players

[oak eagle]

entirely based question

[balmy condor]

like just imagine the stupidest way you could ever answer that

[marble hemlock]

[balmy condor]

this was the answer

[humble verge]

i can attest to this with a guy who started trialing together with me, golly

[vast fractal]

Holy

[marble hemlock]

greates app to ever exist will still be the guy who answered this to "what is your greatest strength"

by the time i have approached highly intelligence i started found out about crittically thinking, as i can expand on a pve platform actually > i dont panic in a messy situations i just expand crittically thinking i also started to know of whats the sucess by a overview and now i'm trying to approach to have a hardcore overview everywhere... its kinda in shape with crittically thinking - i can navigate u to a forum i have been readding on to approach my intelligence and actually the thing i wanna say is.... i can expand this intelligence into the game and it has giving me highly sucess it turned me into my ilv actually i'm so highly geared now i have to opperate mythic raids now. so as with my overview i feel i can connect

[drifting cloud]

[humble verge]

bro wrote critically and intelligence countless times to sound like albert einstein

[hollow river]

No shot

[vast fractal]

With abysmal spelling and grammar, ironically

[coral ibex]

ipronically