assassination

[grim jay]

ive seen someone with scary strength in the last days. I'm kinda proud on what I can do, but that guy is nuts
guy did fucking triceps press (machine like dips where you push down) with 8 plates + a girl sitting on the plates

[golden loom]

Was playing cyberpunk with every setting to max hoping it would crash to prove it was a cpu issue, but it just chilled at 100 degrees instead

[royal lantern]

thats the least horny thing in this channel in the last hour tbh

[grim jay]

fucking same frame as me even, which makes it more impressive. I can do 6 plates

[candid sun]

Sure, but it made me giggle, so I'm going to frame it so I can get endless lulz

[grim jay]

we rarely hornypost

[candid sun]

I save my hornyposting for guild chat

[grim jay]

noone in my guild is worth hornyposting

my heart belongs to the sinboys

[candid sun]

Our healer is a dude in his 40s with a really degen personality

So we just cause trouble in gen chat

[spice spire]

[spice spire]

Love you king

[buoyant herald]

subterfuge makes master assassin 12s yeah?

oh

the tooltip has updated, yes lol

[unborn wharf]

silly question, if you don't press non-arterial shiv at 5+ and tea "Macroing is optimal" (with shiv right?), are we sending tea in aoe pulls that we arent sending shiv?

[warm vortex]

degen as in derogatory or degen as in freaky

[candid sun]

Freaky

I've never seen degen used in context of derogatory

Interesting

No we just say questionable things and feed off eachother and then the more responsible, slightly shameful guild members go "what the fuck"

[warm vortex]

Like caling someone into illegal shit a degen

[candid sun]

Ah

Fair

Not morally degenerated

[desert sequoia]

Wait y'all are macroing tea with shiv?

[spice spire]

Probably not it literally doesn’t matter also tea pooling isn’t super a thing. Macroing optimal sending on cd doesn’t matter

[candid sun]

You can

[spice spire]

!tea

[prisma monolith]

Shiv/Tea Macro
With this you will not accidently use more than 1 charge of tea if youre spamming:

/cast Shiv 
/castsequence reset=5 Thistle Tea, null

[candid sun]

I did it without for the longest time and then just wound up biting the bullet to take an extra keybind out of my rotation

[spice spire]

I’m the last one

Post meme clarity makes me say wtf

[warm vortex]

Yea like im a HUGEE degen

And by degen i mean like

I think worgen and vulpera and pandas and tauren are cool

[candid sun]

I continuously impress myself with the sheer degenerate lusty shit that comes out of me with no filter

[spice spire]

Dog what

That’s not even degen

[candid sun]

Being a furry is tame

[spice spire]

At worst that’s furry. I don’t label furries degen because they’re not by default

[candid sun]

You can actually make the difference between a furry and a zoophile?

Holy shit

[desert sequoia]

Do you use the macro in your opener as well? isn't that a waste of energy depending? or is it negliable vs mastery on burst rotation.

[warm vortex]

Oh, as a furry i label them as degen

Zoophiles can fucking die tho

Fuck those people

They deserve to play a whole tier as outlaw

[spice spire]

Negligible

[candid sun]

I feel bad for furries because they get unfairly associated with that shit

[spice spire]

But also this tier it kinda goes away

Like it’s slight optimization

Logic being that you’ll always have tea with kb

So it’s more setting up

[warm vortex]

Tbh some random person joined a sever, was in it for like 10 min
@ me and said fucking animals isnt a personality
And then got banned

[golden loom]

I mean you do want to use it in the opener also because it gets the CD rolling

[candid sun]

Lmfao

[desert sequoia]

Thanks I'll give it a go.

[spice spire]

Ty uwucutegirl appreciate you

[candid sun]

Pretty much woke up and chose ignorance, rightfully deserved

[warm vortex]

Yea lmao

[spice spire]

God me every day

[golden loom]

np arthur

[warm vortex]

Good ol arthur

Shout out to arthur

making my shiv stronger

[spice spire]

Damn I miss Arthur

[candid sun]

Arthur the aardvark

[warm vortex]

If only people liked me :(

[spice spire]

This was not a good name for me to choose

[warm vortex]

Im a shitty talent that ruins your energy

[candid sun]

fotm enhancement shamans ruin my energy more

[unborn wharf]

thats surprising that the mastery buff doesnt matter that much in aoe pulls then, ok i'll just send it with the shiv macro

[warm vortex]

Having chicken and chips as a cheat meal tonight

[spice spire]

British ass sentence

[desert sequoia]

One more shiv question, do you ever shiv outside of kingsbane in ST or always double send it there?

[grave osprey]

Kinda miss fotm Assa rogues

[candid sun]

I hope we don't become busted to the point we're fotm

[spice spire]

The pins go over dry shiving that’s one I recommend going over

[candid sun]

I'm a rogue player thru and thru and sometimes I still do dumb fucking shit

and I won't want some stupid greasoids coming over and hijacking my class

[grave osprey]

I feel like were almost due for a broken season

[spice spire]

WE kinda were last tier

[desert sequoia]

tyty

[candid sun]

Fug

[spice spire]

Issue was dps was enhance Aug and X

[candid sun]

So despite being strong there were just stronger options?

[warm vortex]

What the fuck do you want me to say

[spice spire]

Where x could be fdk, Assassination, or boomkin

[warm vortex]

im having fries an chiken

[candid sun]

Or I suppose equally strong permutations*

[spice spire]

[warm vortex]

I was gonna say something else

But it probably would get me banned

but it's what i think goes through a true patriots head

[candid sun]

I don't care to play at disgustingly high level so that's not really something I know in terms of meta comps

[spice spire]

I did a 14 last season. I’m not either, in fact I’m about as mid as it gets (I lost to a sub rogue in a 10)

[candid sun]

Lmao fair

I just don't have the same wiring that a fair bit of the WoW community does in re: accolades, pride and feats of strength to show off

[grave osprey]

Lucky for you, meta comps are shoved down your throat starting at key level 5 by pugs

[candid sun]

I don't need to show off

[candid sun]

Yeah tell me about it

[grim jay]

Love you too

[spice spire]

I run keys with the homies but early on I’ll pug for gear

[candid sun]

Even by 10s I was struggling to get a pick until I had hit 630+ ilvl and got my io up a bit

[grave osprey]

I saw someone asking for a aug in a 7 the other day 💀

[candid sun]

I don't have homies to play with

[spice spire]

Buddy you gotta fix that! Homies are everywhere

I’ve met several homies here alone

[candid sun]

I know, picky

I'm picky*

[runic hinge]

She’s just better than you

[grave osprey]

Triple assa rogue dps comp

[candid sun]

Lmfao based

[grim jay]

I always do it the other way around. I do keys with the homies so I can speedrun all 10s, after that I pug for gear so I can spam my dungeons.

[candid sun]

Imagine the constant bitching to the chain pulling tank

Every single rogue "LET ME RESTEALTH"

[spice spire]

Dog I literally didn’t even get to reapply CT on the first pack of mists

[candid sun]

I've had severely good and bad experiences with prot pallies for this reason

[dapper cradle]

wish sin ST in keys wasn't so doodoo caca stinky poopoo peepee

[grave osprey]

I mean, with the hybrid build, you don’t really need to restealth. But restealthing is pretty important with the new no kb bleed build

[dapper cradle]

[candid sun]

Messy poopy spattered diaper doodoo

[spice spire]

Yeah I literally was like losing by 900k after inga and clawed it back

Too bad st gabagool

But also I play 4 separate characters to avoid the “all rogue” problem

[dapper cradle]

sick story

[candid sun]

I have an MM hunter that I got bored of

Inb4 it's busted now

[fringe spear]

(very few of u care, but this hotfix to meditation also doesnt stop ferals from weaving, the hilarity ensues)

[runic hinge]

I think my raid has me as spriest this tier

[spice spire]

God bless

Enjoy feral weaving

[dapper cradle]

https://tenor.com/view/buster-keaton-escape-stunt-window-gif-24323255

[spice spire]

That’s cursed

[dapper cradle]

hilarity ensues pov

[spice spire]

I’m raiding with doms week one on quakemother

Equally cursed

[cloud basin]

Okay so last season I didn't do too badly on heroic parses but i definitely didn't do well on mythic ones compared to others. So I'm looking to improve more honestly. Rotationally I get it, there's probably some fine tuning I can do, but could it have been stats?

[runic hinge]

our melee to ranged was 11 to 5 not including tanks or the MW and Hpal

[runic hinge]

no

[spice spire]

Almost certainly not

[grave osprey]

Cant wait for our buffs. Were gonna be s tier again ❤️

[dapper cradle]

[spice spire]

Unless you’re like omega GIGA off.
Generally This boils down to kill timers if you’re optimizing everything correctly. Or rng on crits etc

[cloud basin]

So then it's rotational maybe. Like my dps stayed true with Sims except on Queen but I know how I fucked up with queen lol

[dapper cradle]

queen is a timing fight for sure

[silk sundial]

Kill timers and add pad will play a large role in parsing.

[dapper cradle]

role*

[candid sun]

I actually do have a question in re: to this with fine tuning, but it's M+ related: when is it situationally applicable to send CDs? I don't really feel like I was ever taught this and I had to figure it out on my own. I know you do things in relation to timers: send X at Y time so it's up for Z pull

[silk sundial]

Lol ty

[candid sun]

I just don't know when to send it initially

Example: GB, I was sending burst on the dragon pull

[spice spire]

Rule of thumb is to just send it within reason

[candid sun]

So i'd have shit up for dragon packs

At least bane

[spice spire]

If your dm/kb comes up when the pack is at 10%

[runic hinge]

Disgusting

[spice spire]

Nah

Otherwise just send it

[candid sun]

Kk, fair

[warm vortex]

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Beast master gameplay. The rotation is extremely nuanced, and without a PhD in focus Management and deep knowledge of 18th-century beast techniques, most players will just slap their keyboard and call it a day.

👊 Kill command isn’t just a button – it’s a way of life. It’s the soul-crushing reminder to non-pet classes that they are irrelevant 💔.

Beast masters don’t need mobility tools. Why? Because we can do everything on the move 💪.

If you don’t main BM, you’ll never understand what it means to walk into a raid and instil fear in the mobs AND your own raid leader 😎. Big beast Energy is a lifestyle, and BM hunters live it every. Single. Day.

💀 BM HUNTER LIFE: 💀
🗡️ BIG DAMAGE ✅
🐺 TONS OF BEASTS ✅
😤 INFINITE PRIDE ✅

(Totally not a shitty copied version of an Arms copy pasta)

[candid sun]

Have it on CD then within reason so it's off for the next big pull

[grave osprey]

The more CDs you send within reason, the more overall dps.

[runic hinge]

Is it owl or bear weaving

[candid sun]

Gotchu

Ty

[spice spire]

Timings and windows start to matter as you get more in tune with the general pace of the dungeon

[fringe spear]

bear weaving

[candid sun]

When I first started I was actually holding my burst

[spice spire]

But when I’m learning through

[candid sun]

and my guild was like "yeah that's missed dps"

[spice spire]

I just send everything

[dapper cradle]

i love holding my bust

[grave osprey]

Unless your playing bleed build, then shiv is your CD and you just crank every pack

[spice spire]

Cba with hitting it for boss etc

[warm vortex]

It makes the bust bigger

[fringe spear]

they nerfed it from being a 1.9% gain to a 1.8% gain

[warm vortex]

And juicier

[cloud basin]

Yeah i didn't have death mark available for adds and would forget to save vanish for it

[spice spire]

Big nerfs

[candid sun]

Ya, flow

[spice spire]

Huge even

[warm vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/stitch-licks-slime-gif-7826310196799265789

[fringe spear]

feral is dead actually

0.1% nerf

[candid sun]

I usually just like having a guideline initially while I learn

[dapper cradle]

me when my edge sesh enters pandemic window

[spice spire]

Rerolling to sin when

[candid sun]

I often have my rotation guide open still, ngl

[grave osprey]

Gasp!

[grim jay]

Im playing sub for now, sorry king

[warm vortex]

God imagine edgying so far zoldyk gets in on the fun

Phew

[spice spire]

Bottom ass mf

[candid sun]

Clearly a power bottom

[fringe spear]

immediately

[dapper cradle]

more like zolcock

[runic hinge]

both are pretty gross but bear is slightly less offensive to me

[spice spire]

We all learn at different levels. Always sim for improvement and you’ll always be a gamer

[grave osprey]

Its much easier to learn the rotational process once you understand why you’re hitting certain buttons in their specific order

[cloud basin]

I mean it's probably that it's a suboptimal rotation I use as well. I do use a rotation addon to help, not that I don't know how to play, but it takes away something so I can focus more on mechanics etc

[fringe spear]

the bear version is more intuitive and easier to do as well

[spice spire]

Welcome home king

[warm vortex]

Bottoms with big bottoms
Tops with big tops
This is the future the libs want

[candid sun]

Yeah, generally I have to reverse engineer cause and effect

[fringe spear]

its still cringe tho

[spice spire]

Nah Davyn is a kitten for sure

[warm vortex]

Also i'm curious

do mods and community figures have like

[candid sun]

I recognized when I came back at the start of the xpac there's 'small' nuts and bolt mechanics to rogue

[warm vortex]

a bypass of the world filter

i tried to say one a bit ago and moroes told me to shut the fuck up

[candid sun]

They're easy on their own but chaining them, in order, was harder to me

[grave osprey]

Unless your playing the bleed build. Theres no rhyme or reason. You dot everything, and explode them with shiv.

[grim jay]

Cant be wrong if a method hunter said it

[spice spire]

What I’m saying

[spice spire]

Only orange + iirc

It may only be purples

CFs do not

[hollow river]

i think we do actually

[runic hinge]

at least it makes you tanky? idk. power shifting and fluid form kinda stinky, I just wanna be a kitty

[warm vortex]

Ah ok

[hollow river]

but i ain't about to do it

[warm vortex]

i tried to call someone the dreaded c word
I think it was brann

yea i remember it was brann

[balmy condor]

CF’s do not

[hollow river]

oh really

[spice spire]

I know for a fact we do not

[warm vortex]

Whispyr can you say something that most people here will agree with

[dapper cradle]

throw a couple gamer words out there to test

[fringe spear]

it does yea, hilariously so for druid of the claw in particular

[hollow river]

[spice spire]

Well we being when I was cf

[candid sun]

Water is wet

[grave osprey]

Dreaded C word, Caustic spatter?

[spice spire]

Sorry boomer living in the past

[candid sun]

Somi is a gooner

[grim jay]

Carol?

[spice spire]

Like you said, in other news water is wet

[candid sun]

Quake lifts so much his T is high and it makes him hornypost

[grave osprey]

We all love caustic spatter

[spice spire]

I actually just clown way too much

[candid sun]

Clowning is fun

[spice spire]

Least horny mf here

[dapper cradle]

"clown"

[grim jay]

Same

[dapper cradle]

he "clowns" when the supple, tan dominican pool boy walks by

okay bro

[candid sun]

😂

[spice spire]

Also searched my name in here and you mfs talk about me too much

Off my dick

[candid sun]

Rent free

You're a celebrity

[balmy condor]

No

[grim jay]

Wish I was clowning if I say something about you

[dapper cradle]

quake the horniest mf in RH

[grim jay]

But the love is deep

[spice spire]

No I’m in here way too much

[spice spire]

Babe?

[runic hinge]

coming from you that actually means something

[candid sun]

Are you excited for your gobloid goon squad

[dapper cradle]

me and the goon squad gonna tear up some booty in s2

[candid sun]

Take a DPS hit to just use the trin

[runic hinge]

They need to buff goon squad trinket or else patch is unplayable

[dapper cradle]

i'll play it for the flavor

imagine the smell

[grim jay]

Everyone in here thats been around since 2017 is horny af

[candid sun]

Unwashed goblins

[grim jay]

Except me ofc

[runic hinge]

I need to look like this at all times or else feral is stupid

[candid sun]

Sanitation is a suggestion

[spice spire]

I’ve only been around since 2020 I’m saved

[fringe spear]

better find u a bear form you like (:

[candid sun]

I wish there were varying different shades of purples in there tbh

It's TOO purple

I haven't found a feral form I like

[grim jay]

Jul 30 2024, cant fake the joindate

Gotcha

[candid sun]

Leveled mine up too

[runic hinge]

I use the uhh, archeology achieve purple one a lot too

[candid sun]

Maybe firekitty

[dapper cradle]

i like the balance of power forms

[spice spire]

Nah you can check my first message

[warm vortex]

Slacker

[runic hinge]

using fel bear rn

[spice spire]

I was in here lurking for like 5-6 months

Haven’t shut up since

[grim jay]

I know how long youve been here

[dapper cradle]

tigger type shit

[grim jay]

Considering ive been here longer

[spice spire]

[balmy condor]

I thought of like 6 takes and people ain’t ready for any of them

[candid sun]

That looks like... Zul'Aman?

The aesthetic

The Zulian tiger or w/e

[grim jay]

Back in the days Whispyr was only lurking

[warm vortex]

You are the hottest assassination guide writer?

[grim jay]

Until he joined the madness

[dapper cradle]

ya could be a troll themed thing

[spice spire]

I’m ready for all of them

[past bobcat]

Is the bleed build going kinda crazy on PTR in keys?

[warm vortex]

Spatter is still better i thinik

Idk

I'm a washed up rogue player right now

[balmy condor]

Seli exists

[warm vortex]

My chicken came out and i put it on a plate then got paranoid it's undercooked so the mild inconveniance
Or ratehr

[warm vortex]

Tiniest, smallest

incon

[candid sun]

THAT looks good

[balmy condor]

It’s going something

[candid sun]

I like it

It's understated purples mixed with more neutral colors

[runic hinge]

kinda a bitch to get

[candid sun]

Sad

[spice spire]

Just like ur pops

[runic hinge]

yeah fr, he dead

[grim jay]

Dang

[runic hinge]

takes like 8 weeks? maybe 16 weeks

i think it's 16

[candid sun]

Mfw I did archaeology shit in Cata

Is there more stuff to do

[warm vortex]

Iwish they brought it back andmade it cool

[candid sun]

The fuckers took my Blue Qiaraji battle tank from me

I'm so pissed

[warm vortex]

Just like DoTs in assassination mattering

[runic hinge]

yeah, some of those give cool stuff, ghost moose mount

[warm vortex]

There, that's my whispyr impression

[candid sun]

For some reason it's only usable now in Ahn'qiraj despite the fact I got the blue scepter from arch

[past bobcat]

Still no ST though?

[candid sun]

Needs more exasperation to stupid questions and him getting randomly prickly

[balmy condor]

I mean it’s literally the build you take to talent out of st

[candid sun]

Maybe a bit of mocking sarcasm

[spice spire]

Little more unhinged too

[candid sun]

And multi colored hair

[spice spire]

Actually whispyr what color is your hair rn isn’t it just red

[candid sun]

I wish I had the nerve to dye my hair random colors

[balmy condor]

It’s got blues and greens

[candid sun]

Mine is a bitch to manage

Grew it long, took like 3 years

[vestal wren]

🎷 blues
🥗 greens

[warm vortex]

Holy shit is that the rogue spreadsheet guy?????????

[vestal wren]

i failed in my attempt to be funny ^^

[runic basin]

Whispyr hope the wait will reward us

[balmy condor]

https://tenor.com/view/blues-cluesand-you-blues-clues-gif-14902469

[vestal wren]

haha, that too

[vapid terrace]

Can you put that blue in your hair for next video?

[bright turret]

are raidbot sims considering the future sin buff and sub nerf, or is that not until next week

[desert sequoia]

A little confused here. In one of the guides I read. "Spend 5+ Combo Points Combo Points with Envenom, trying to cast within the final second of the previous Envenom if possible for Rapid Injection" If we follow that rule every time in perfect circumstances, does that mean we never sit with 2 stacks of envenom? Or does this only apply when at 2 stacks already, IE moniter the lower remaining buff time to reapply?

[royal lantern]

im gonna be honest mate

just press envenom

dont think about it

overthinking stuff is literally the #1 mistake of assa beside fcking up cds

[runic hinge]

better to just send now, we have a ton of energy

if you mean raid

[bright turret]

you're gonna hit 2 stacks during deathmark window due to too much energy

[desert sequoia]

But in those between times, should I be waiting for certain duration or stacks to optimize? I know it's all pretty negliable but I just like to have deeper understandings tbh.

[bright turret]

you won't have enough energy to stay at 2 stacks following that guide between CDs

basically, keep envenom up as much as possible, don't waste energy

it'll work itself out

[desert sequoia]

Is that why you'd hit it at say, 1-2 seconds left? to kind of ride out 1 stack during downtime?

[bright turret]

yea ideally you cast envenom while you have envenom buff, but you also want envenom buff up as much as possible

milking it as much as you can while not letting energy cap and get wasted

[desert sequoia]

Thanks, it makes sense now.

[spice spire]

Whispyr when is the pookie video. As a pookie I need it deeply

That’s going to be ooc’d

[balmy condor]

My bad, should just be “spend 5+ cp with envenom”

[novel arrow]

Guys I read somewhere that getting KSM or 1600 in arenas doesn't give a piece of tier anymore?

Is that correct?

[balmy condor]

Yes

[novel arrow]

😮

[balmy condor]

It gives a catalyst charge

[warm vortex]

what

why

[novel arrow]

Is that a direct nerf?

[warm vortex]

Oh ok

[balmy condor]

I mean yeah

[spice spire]

Ye

[novel arrow]

fk

[royal lantern]

yes and no tbh

[spice spire]

It’s worse for non-mythic guilds

[royal lantern]

if you are a guild that can rush mythic fast, its a buff

[desert sequoia]

so your consenus is just fucking send it? lol

[balmy condor]

You need a piece of gear now to catalyze

[royal lantern]

if you are not, its a nerf

[balmy condor]

I’ve been removing all the pooling shit from the guide but it’s hard to detangle it

[warm vortex]

Huh

weird they would change it then imo

Kinda stinky imo

[desert sequoia]

Fair enough, ty for the reply. ❤️

[candid sun]

The sock under your bed gained sentience

[spice spire]

Why is their a sick under his bed

How it feels to eat grilled cheese

[balmy condor]

Same reason there’s a sock on my door

[spice spire]

I can’t be giving both of you backshots king

[candid sun]

One sock was discarded and forgotten

[warm vortex]

The semen evolved into a higher life form

Car

[candid sun]

get out me cah

[warm vortex]

This car is funny

[spice spire]

[silent drift]

anyone know the range of caustic spatter?

[silent drift]

i know it's pretty "far"

[warm vortex]

Depends on how hard you can spatter

[balmy condor]

12

[warm vortex]

There are multiple techniques to increase your spatter spread

12 what
Elephants?

[spice spire]

I thought it was 8y

[acoustic roost]

Edging is the preferred method atm

[balmy condor]

8 is melee range

[spice spire]

Yeah I thought caustic worked in melee from the target unironically

[balmy condor]

Oh no it’s way bigger

[warm vortex]

Caustic shoukd just have infinite range tbh

But not pull out of combat
It’s balanc3d I promise

[spice spire]

Haha how big

[warm vortex]

Just like your cock

[spice spire]

Okay but yeah I’ve been spreading misinfo mb

[balmy condor]

Hate this discord

[warm vortex]

Nah you love it

Don't lie

[spice spire]

Nah I think he actually hates it

[warm vortex]

Nah he loves it

cause im in it

or

that might be why he hates it

Now i think about it

[balmy condor]

What if we just turn everything into arterial precision

[candid sun]

When you single handedly cause a community to devolve

Let's go back to Cata shuriken toss when it turns your autos into ranged

MOP*

[warm vortex]

what if you turned YOU into arterial precision

[candid sun]

That was post Cata oops

[balmy condor]

What’s that even mean

[candid sun]

It means you become a heroin needle

[balmy condor]

I see

[warm vortex]

Whispyr

Excluding me

[candid sun]

can see
not a cursed vision of sargares enjoyer

[warm vortex]

who is the worst person in this discord

[candid sun]

This disc is infinitely more tolerable than the hunter disc thankfully

[balmy condor]

Any of the people on my block list

[candid sun]

How big is your block list

👀

[warm vortex]

I said excluding me

Jk

[balmy condor]

Idk there’s a lot of bots

[warm vortex]

lMAO

[candid sun]

Fair

[warm vortex]

"bliz hates BM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Fuck this season!"

[candid sun]

Bro I ask questions and I get ignored there

[balmy condor]

I think real people that talk here there’s probably like 6 or 7

[candid sun]

So fuck them

Useless

[warm vortex]

Literally saw someone say they were going to kill themselves because of BM being like
Nerfed

[balmy condor]

I can think of like 4 people that talked in the last week

[warm vortex]

I can think of 4 people

Uhhhh

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Joe bideon

[candid sun]

I don't really block people, I think the worse I do is if I'm vcing I just mute them or lower them and piss them off by talking over them

[warm vortex]

my father

I give

[balmy condor]

You’re so close to having a thought

[warm vortex]

up

[warm vortex]

I wish are could have thought

[balmy condor]

I only block people when they repeatedly make me wish intelligence was real

[warm vortex]

Do i do that

[balmy condor]

No

[warm vortex]

Like genuinly

Ah ok

[candid sun]

Lmao I take it stupidity is a cardinal sin in your eyes

[warm vortex]

Tbh sometimes i just

Don't get things

Like that aoe shiv discussion while i was walking to uni

[candid sun]

You're not stupid

[balmy condor]

Stupidity is fine cause it can be fixed, viciously forcing yourself to be stupid at all costs just pisses me off

[candid sun]

Yeah fair

I guess willful ignorance

moreso

[warm vortex]

Not knowing something is fine

But like

Thinking other people are wrong when you are very clearly in the wrong is annoying

"Ok mr whispyr, what'#s your rio again? ..... Yea, i'm the right one"

[balmy condor]

Or when people ask me for my opinion/advice and then aren’t happy with the answer so they just ignore it like tf why did you ask me again

[candid sun]

If you jerk off over your grease numbers you're a loser

[warm vortex]

pulled pork?
Yea i crank my hog

[marble hemlock]

had to check whether quake namechanged again

cuz that couldve been from him

[warm vortex]

Grahhhhhhhh

every time i try chewing gum

i always bite my cheek

I'm so angry!!!!!!!!!!!

https://tenor.com/view/angry-cat-gif-25783770

[balmy condor]

Yeah so the trick to not biting your cheek

[balmy condor]

Is to like

Bite the thing youre chewing instead

Hope it helps

[warm vortex]

Woah, i never thought of that Whispyr

[candid sun]

Dude should write a guide for eating food

[runic inlet]

Eating is my favorite hobby

[warm vortex]

I want whispyr to insult literally everything i do

[balmy condor]

Isn’t that what mukbang is

[candid sun]

Some idiot fucking chokes on the food regardless

[warm vortex]

That would be such a whispyr thing

[balmy condor]

I’m gonna become a mukbang youtuber

[candid sun]

mukbang is such a funny word

[warm vortex]

Just replace the food with monster

And then it's custom made for whispyr

[balmy condor]

What a dream

[warm vortex]

Are your thoughts on monster still the same whispyr

(Yes ik this is a referance)

[balmy condor]

Monster good

[warm vortex]

Like what?
Their cum, their cocks?

[spice spire]

You need me biblically

[grave osprey]

What is even this channel?

[warm vortex]

Nobody does quake

[warm vortex]

Assassination rogue discussion, war within information is in the pins !guide, !help, !sims

[grave osprey]

Ive read the word “Cum” more in the last 5 hours than in my entire life 🤣

[spice spire]

I find that hard to believe

[grave osprey]

I cant even say im exaggerating 😂

[warm vortex]

Quake, you probably hear it every day

[grave osprey]

Outlaw channel is where i delved in the most.

[marble hemlock]

not just that

[spice spire]

I mean sort of.

[warm vortex]

I hear cum everyday

It's just said like come

[spice spire]

I also work with women’s health so like it does come up in work

[grave osprey]

Well at least theres a professional reason

[candid sun]

Why do I feel like someone is trying to summon Baphomet in the background of that beer

[warm vortex]

Nono

That's how you summon Whispsyr

[candid sun]

I guess he has horns and a goats head

[grave osprey]

Whispyr is like the father i wish i had.

[spice spire]

Nah that’s a vodka redbull to summon whispyr

[candid sun]

Prolly the vodka is how he tolerates idiots

[spice spire]

Whispyr is young he’s not even old

[warm vortex]

I think to summon whispyr you need:
Vodka redbull
Monster
Your mother

[grave osprey]

Whispyr is like 20

[spice spire]

No that’s when he love bombs his friends with drunk messages

[grave osprey]

U seen that adorable face?

[warm vortex]

Isn't he like

68

[grave osprey]

LOOK AT IT

[spice spire]

25 iirc

[warm vortex]

Oof
Old

Or not old ig

moreso like

Medium oldish

[spice spire]

Dog

[warm vortex]

Woof

[candid sun]

So for theorycrafting, is it done primarily via sims or are there elements of actual math involved

[spice spire]

I’m going to commit a hate crime

[candid sun]

Genuine curiosity

[warm vortex]

Id assume both are used like

[spice spire]

Both. Mostly through sims though

[warm vortex]

But IDK what is used more

[candid sun]

Gotchu

[warm vortex]

Ah sims ok ok

[grave osprey]

Being a wow guide writer and a mod in the rogue discord means hes internally about 102 years old accounting for how much anxiety he goes through dealing with you all

[warm vortex]

Thanks quakey

[grave osprey]

Its a gift really

We dont deserve whispyr

[runic hinge]

Babe is everything alright, you’ve barely touched your gonster

[warm vortex]

goonster

[spice spire]

I’ve done one thing ever and ir was a buff in 10.1, and I was handheld directly by whispyr himself so like

He just couldn’t because he was working

[warm vortex]

You being you is something you do all the time and i can't thank you enough for it <3

[spice spire]

Bit fruity of a response

Respect it

[warm vortex]

I'm fruity
So so fruity

Ok since you haven'y had a good, thought provoking question in a while whisp

What trinkets are bis this tier
There is no way to check this information so i must ask you

[spice spire]

Nvm ur getting blocked

[balmy condor]

Less math, more scientific theory and Boolean algebra

[spice spire]

Ur done kid

[balmy condor]

Sometimes math

[warm vortex]

Yuck math

[balmy condor]

But sims do most of the math

[warm vortex]

fuck math

[candid sun]

I'm not good with 'logical rules' I suppose so to me what you're doing is black magic lmao

[warm vortex]

Just ask chatgpt to generate something for assassination
I'm SURE it will know whats going on

[dapper cradle]

Boolean algebra 👻

[warm vortex]

What about pink magic

[candid sun]

Guides are useful to me moreso

[grave osprey]

Shiv buff when?

[spice spire]

Oh no

[uneven marsh]

Guys, can you explain to me the logic behind this :

"Fan of knives on 6cp if you have darkest night active (this is equal in raid builds but better in m+ builds)" from Whispyr's pin

[candid sun]

This is just becoming a succubus

[balmy condor]

Yeah the majority of it is basically just omega convoluted if X then Y

[warm vortex]

Because you want 7CP for darkest night no?

[balmy condor]

Or if you’re a warrior TC it’s just no if to begin with

[warm vortex]

Or am i stinky and stupid and smelling like wet cheese

[balmy condor]

Cause their sims are literally just the guides prio list in plain english

[candid sun]

Well that makes sense

Warriors are meathead classe for meatheads

[warm vortex]

They have the stamina of a bull aswell

[candid sun]

The kind of meatheads that don't think too deeply

[velvet ridge]

Okay, but why fok over mut

[balmy condor]

It’s actually hilarious opening a mage/rogue sim and then a warrior sim on the side

[balmy condor]

Cheaper

[warm vortex]

No idea tbh
Maybe it's better for energy i think???? Idk whispyr answer it

Ok yea i was right

[velvet ridge]

Ok good answer ty

[warm vortex]

I'm so fucking smart

[uneven marsh]

oh clever, better energy cost

thanks mates

[balmy condor]

We used to Mut cause the cheapness wasn’t worth it

[warm vortex]

Whispyr is

Kinda the best

[balmy condor]

Cause fok is dog awful damage

[warm vortex]

OOps

Type

*typo

Mb

[balmy condor]

But with envenom being so strong now

[warm vortex]

Depends on how hard you throw your knives

[balmy condor]

More is better

[candid sun]

So even in the instance of "do I mut or fok to get that last combo point" i've seen people say even mut, so fok is still viable?

Usually I just fok when I got clear the witnesses or +2

[warm vortex]

You clearly poisoned knife

[candid sun]

I took poisoned knife off my bar

[grave osprey]

Hear me out. Nerf envenom and buff bleeds 🩸

[candid sun]

Can't use what I don't have

[warm vortex]

Or whatever the ability is called

[balmy condor]

In s1 Mut was better a bit

[candid sun]

I was muting, to clarify

[warm vortex]

I only use the knife when i have to move out lmao

[balmy condor]

Now in s2 it’s mut or fok, but some m+ builds prefer fok

[candid sun]

I guess I should fok now

[balmy condor]

So it’s just fok

[warm vortex]

oh for foks sake

[grave osprey]

I love a good fok

[spice spire]

Can’t wait for s3 when we take the cantrip agility maces and fok as builder only

[warm vortex]

When i eat i use a fok

[spice spire]

[balmy condor]

This was never better

[warm vortex]

Or have it so we never use any spenders

[vapid geode]

Did I 5head this I asked like 2 months ago this exact scenario

[spice spire]

I know but I didn’t play legion

[warm vortex]

And we just use FoK

and FoK

and FoK

[spice spire]

So I like to see it and laugh

[balmy condor]

Well it wasn’t better 2 months ago

[grave osprey]

Perma clear the witnesses for nonstop fok

[balmy condor]

It was bfa

[warm vortex]

Wasn#t that bfa

Yea

[spice spire]

Wait what

[warm vortex]

Once again im the smartest person here

[spice spire]

I thought the legit fok guild was legion

[balmy condor]

Corruptions were ny’alotha

[warm vortex]

It hurts with a Brian this big
Now my brain

kinda smol

[balmy condor]

Think quake

[grave osprey]

Horrific visions soon. Bfa again woot

[balmy condor]

Where would we get maces from

During legion

The expansion that famously did not drop weapons

[spice spire]

I didn’t play legion pal.
Oh

[grave osprey]

It was in bfa

[warm vortex]

Quake

Oml

[spice spire]

Wow did not exist for a decade for me

[balmy condor]

Quake just forgot kingsbane was a real thing

[warm vortex]

That's a ven level take

[spice spire]

[warm vortex]

Can't belive it

What a GOOBER

[grave osprey]

He plays the bleed build so its understandable

[spice spire]

Yeah it’s in our talent tree hello

[spice spire]

I actually don’t

[grave osprey]

What? Why?!

[warm vortex]

Because he doesn't like fun

[balmy condor]

Cause he likes getting bent the fuck over

[spice spire]

Because I’ve done one key in the last 2 weeks on my rogue

Hard stuck tank jail

[warm vortex]

He just chills with his dog all day and takes pictures of him (Or her, idk it's gender)

[grave osprey]

Leave the guild. Ez fix

[warm vortex]

SURE THAT'S WHAT THEY ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL SAY

Arthur

[grave osprey]

Arthur

[balmy condor]

The dogs name is George

Take a guess

[grave osprey]

Patrick

[severe meadow]

Quake a bottom confirmed

[warm vortex]

Damn what a queen

[warm vortex]

We all fuckin knew that already

Just look at him

[balmy condor]

That’s what I’m saying

[vale shore]

is that short for "Georgia"?

[spice spire]

Buddy you wish

No he’s a curious fuck

So he got the name George

[vale shore]

Furious George

[warm vortex]

Bro you get passed around like crazy

Don't "You wish" him

[balmy condor]

It’s short for georgethan

[warm vortex]

I thought it was short for richard

[balmy condor]

No but this dick is

Wait

[warm vortex]

Woahhhhhhh

Language Whipyrthy

[vale shore]

we are getting a 4% buff tomorrow! We will be the god kings of the rogues!

[grave osprey]

Hawk tua! On that Geogrthan, know what i mean?

[warm vortex]

Fuck you

Im sorry

[peak bobcat]

that's right!

[warm vortex]

That was uncalled for

[grave osprey]

I love you Ven

Shut up and love me

[warm vortex]

Me too

[grave osprey]

Thx

[warm vortex]

I was gonna say kiss me you fool
But i genuinly typed out
Kiss fool you me

[vale shore]

just accept the gift and kiss me like you hate me, Shadowheart!

[grave osprey]

So much liver in the air

[warm vortex]

They should make assa bleeds stronger

"Monkey paw curls as IB gets buffed by like 500%"

[grave osprey]

Remove IC and buff bleeds

[past oracle]

Ass needs 10% aura buff

[vale shore]

Irritable bowl syndrome?

[warm vortex]

And a 40% faster metabolism buff

I fuckin hate IBS so much

I don't think i have it, i think i just have the worst stomach known to man

But fuck it anyway

[vale shore]

well due to an unfortunately worded wish, its buffed by 500%

[grave osprey]

Is there even a true dot spec left in the game?

[warm vortex]

Yea

[spice spire]

Buddy these mfs wish. I’m not even into men except ur pops

[warm vortex]

It's called BM
i got a lotta dogs with dotty patterns

[spice spire]

Deep into that guy tho

[vale shore]

assassin is a true dot spec, dont believe me, dont apply dots and see how well you do

[grave osprey]

Lmao

[warm vortex]

No wonder you always limp

sheesh

[viral idol]

!burst

[grave osprey]

Feral too

[grand trail]

did someone say bleed build

[grave osprey]

Bleed ftw

[vale shore]

https://tenor.com/view/ch0colatchaud-burst-gif-21178804

[grand trail]

https://tenor.com/view/bleeding-love-leona-lewis-you-cut-me-open-i-keep-bleeding-gif-23695388

[warm vortex]

I love how that dudes identity is just

[timid bramble]

Since there is cleave, is it worth it to take double vanish for raid?

[warm vortex]

"Lemmie do something stupid inside my house"

[warm vortex]

What

[timid bramble]

😄

is it worth putting on 3 daggers

[grave osprey]

Cum again?

[warm vortex]

Why on earth would you take double vanish

[spice spire]

Yeah hard to get it up when everything’s been drained ya feel me

If I go again a white flag will pop out

[grave osprey]

Why on earth would you take double vanish at all, under any circumstance?

[warm vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-gif-8838135854066333432

[vale shore]

so you can vanish from vanish for the double buff

[timid bramble]

this one gets it

[balmy condor]

The first time I tried it didn’t work

[vale shore]

and get the most possible value from Shadowheart

[grave osprey]

I was kinda shocked Whispyr had double vanish in the m+ guide

[timid bramble]

Lol i went into all the class discords thinking of a random rage bait

this one bit the fastest 😄

i love it

of course the rogues are ready in the shadows

[warm vortex]

We are too fucking stupid for rage bait tbh

[timid bramble]

xD

[warm vortex]

The most you get is confusion bait

[vale shore]

NO WE ARENT HOW DARE YOU!

[warm vortex]

Or at least im too stupid

[haughty flicker]

WE MADE IT

[balmy condor]

To be fair the only one who bit was ven

[haughty flicker]

CT IS HERE

[warm vortex]

I JUST CORRECTED IT YOU STINK

[haughty flicker]

too bad its only without amp poison

soon

we will all ct in st always

[stable smelt]

Is the tier set still fucked for assassin?

[grave osprey]

There was indeed confusion. Were pretty special here, except Whispyr. Hes kinda normal.

[fallow canopy]

s2 df existed tho

[warm vortex]

No i fucking gobbled it up i didn't just bite

[balmy condor]

No

[haughty flicker]

not for me

[balmy condor]

I’m what

[warm vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/killer-cat-cat-knife-ruocgiff-gif-24035655

All of us

[vale shore]

we can shed our old tiers and put on the new ones?

[grave osprey]

Your the only normal one

[stable smelt]

Ty, just read your editorial on wow head about it and I knew it was old so I wanted to check

[spice spire]

He is not

[fallow canopy]

you heard the man normie

[balmy condor]

This reads like a Taylor swift lyric

[haughty flicker]

lmao

[astral plover]

4% buff, we broken now?

[spice spire]

Bro shut the fuck up

[warm vortex]

God quake

[grave osprey]

Are you asking if were better than sub?

[warm vortex]

I want a picture of you on my wall

[vale shore]

https://tenor.com/view/ellen-taylor-swift-sad-cry-crying-gif-5405408

[spice spire]

Why

[warm vortex]

No we are assassination

[astral plover]

No, asking if we are the best in th game

[spice spire]

No

[grave osprey]

No sub is

[astral plover]

we are

[peak bobcat]

we are the best rogue spec

[golden loom]

Meow meow meow

[astral plover]

Sub got nerfed. Sin is giga

Trust

[peak bobcat]

so based

[vale shore]

4% giga!

[stable smelt]

Are we better than ret is the real question

[warm vortex]

Blud

[grave osprey]

Dont jerk my goose neck like that dude

Not cool

[warm vortex]

The patch hasn't even started, how do you know
My time machine broke so i don't

[peak bobcat]

the real question is why wouldn't you play assassination

[warm vortex]

Hi ges btw

[balmy condor]

Your what

[radiant raven]

Assa is def the best rogue spec. I believe in the green Rogues. They're cool.

[warm vortex]

I'll do whatever the fuck i want with it

[peak bobcat]

amen

[warm vortex]

Bro every time i see you your goonin about purple rogue

[vale shore]

if you wipe on the boss at 4%, it will be the fault of any rogue in the raid not playing assassin

[warm vortex]

?

[astral plover]

i cant wait for a throwing knife spec

[radiant raven]

Sssshhhhhhhh people should play Assa this tier again. it's cool and good.

[warm vortex]

True

[grave osprey]

Shuriken rogue

[balmy condor]

That’s just simple math yeah makes sense

[peak bobcat]

i cant wait to play assassination on every boss

[peak bobcat]

and in every dungeon

[astral plover]

Tyler, u can always change class

[peak bobcat]

no i cant im stuck in rogue prison

[balmy condor]

How many*

[grave osprey]

Lmfao

[peak bobcat]

self inflicted

[radiant raven]

Rogue is for life. Not just a tier.

[vale shore]

if only we had a unique skill for opening locked doors?

[peak bobcat]

this

[balmy condor]

Quantifiable amounts use many, intangibles use much

[warm vortex]

This tier might be the first one where i don't main rogue

Lol

[vale shore]

that's not much to go on!

[warm vortex]

How man'y

[peak bobcat]

rogue is a sick melee dps with a cheat death

[grave osprey]

Im only really here cuz whispyr is the best guide writer. If he decides hes gonna main Feral, im going feral too.

[peak bobcat]

literally no reason not to play it ever

[radiant raven]

[balmy condor]

Many people are saying this

[warm vortex]

He would never do that

[peak bobcat]

this too i cannot go into other class discords im scared

[warm vortex]

Yea, going BM with the rat pack

[radiant raven]

Rat pack is good tbh

[balmy condor]

Get ready for fury war guide

[warm vortex]

Tbh i just sometimes go into channels i don't talk in and say like

[radiant raven]

This has been a very rat-focused patch. It's good.

[warm vortex]

"World of warcraft"

Or something

[candid sun]

Furry warrior

[spice spire]

Whispyy when

[peak bobcat]

this is more productive than anything ever said in the druid discord

[balmy condor]

Whispyy is cracked

[grave osprey]

What?! I gotta roll a warrior now? Fuuuuuu

[warm vortex]

Bro the bar is so low it's fucking stuck in the floor

Ofc it is

[spice spire]

Can’t wait for the whispyy quakemother key where I put the cat ears on for you

[grave osprey]

I can limbo that shit. Hold my Guinness Monster mix

[warm vortex]

I wish whispyr was my quakemother

[spice spire]

[balmy condor]

You can just PI me as assa tf

[spice spire]

Doesn’t hit the same

[warm vortex]

Penis infusion

[spice spire]

Also have already done that one

[peak bobcat]

[grave osprey]

You grow an extra one? Like a limb?

[balmy condor]

Doz never stood a chance

[radiant raven]

I wish Purple spec liked PI at all..

[balmy condor]

[candid sun]

I have to pay my priest to PI me

[grave osprey]

tf is this purple spec u keep talking about?

[balmy condor]

Yeah but see when you’re famous, they let you do it

Wait

[spice spire]

Diddy ass logic

[vale shore]

just grab em by the HP bar

[radiant raven]

the one that glows purple

[candid sun]

We have one too many greasy parsers who want to wear the equivalent of makeup to look pretty

[grave osprey]

You mean green?

[radiant raven]

No, purple

[spice spire]

But also just be the priest you’ve always wanted to PI you

[grave osprey]

Hmm must be a glyph

[candid sun]

Incoming slutmogged nelf spriest

[peak bobcat]

what should i drop for iron wire in bleed build?

[spice spire]

Velf

But already ahead of you

[candid sun]

My priest is nelf lol

[grave osprey]

Why would you want to do that?

[balmy condor]

I’m just inspecting the contestants trial of style, it’s my right as owner of the trial of style

[spice spire]

Mine is velf

[radiant raven]

Male Nelf Spriest in slutmog. That's the real goal.

[runic hinge]

I’m debating going back to velf

[candid sun]

Oh yes

This man is cooking

[warm vortex]

Elf ewwww

[grave osprey]

Whispyr dye your hair purple

[candid sun]

Male nelf spriest in bloodhunter set

[radiant raven]

[warm vortex]

Female tauren best slutmog

[balmy condor]

Pedro become pascal

[candid sun]

I tried making a female tauren named beeflips and the name was taken

Too bad so sad

[balmy condor]

Why did I imagine a bee doing backflips

[candid sun]

Because you're a sweet summer child with no degenerate thought processes

[haughty flicker]

did someone say slutmog

[balmy condor]

Wrong

[warm vortex]

I have a warlock called herbet

[radiant raven]

🫡

[balmy condor]

Wrong as well, but smaller

[candid sun]

I had uwucatgirlgf for my feral but evidently that other uwu guy has the same idea as me, and I have a DK named grippysockz

[warm vortex]

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

[candid sun]

Oh and a warrior named Trogmogger

[radiant raven]

I feel like this could get worse somehow and I'm not sure how..

I just have this feeling it could be worse.

[haughty flicker]

oh i could make it worse

[candid sun]

black. warbear. woolies.

[haughty flicker]

add some leather

i might do that later

[balmy condor]

This is how I want people to react when I write a 4000 word pin is that too much to ask for

[haughty flicker]

noted

[warm vortex]

Dude that’s how I react when I see your webcam

[balmy condor]

Pause

[warm vortex]

Just a put a picture of yourself in pins

Ok

[timid bramble]

so Echo put us in C Tier

[warm vortex]

Tell me when to unpause

Also known as resume

[haughty flicker]

i miss

!whispyr

[balmy condor]

Echo?

[timid bramble]

the guild

the released a Tier List for Raid

[radiant raven]

C for "Cool"

[timid bramble]

TBH im not sure if it was for raid or in general

[grave osprey]

C tier?! Gonna reroll

C for cum

[desert sequoia]

I'll make sure to boo them all race long.

[haughty flicker]

C for "cant raid without this spec"

[timid bramble]

thats what i said

They put UH DK, ASS rogue, and Surv hunter

[balmy condor]

Nah like the echo of your own statement that you shouted into the void cause no one asked

[timid bramble]

💪

[stable smelt]

Someone link the list?

[spice spire]

Dog

[desert sequoia]

Dog

[grave osprey]

In b4 raid leads asks to sub swap

[timid bramble]

the rage bait comment was right why did u delete it lol

[runic hinge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/924436307202174976/1170474444624511078/giphy.gif

[warm vortex]

Because I fucking spelt it wrong

Hahaha

[timid bramble]

but in response, even if no one asked, looks like they are now 😄

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/RFZEl2Uep_0

[warm vortex]

I spelt bait as bate

XD

[candid sun]

XD, kek even

[spice spire]

I’m well acquainted with a good rage bate

[timid bramble]

I will out dps everyone in their B Tier watch

[grave osprey]

Cant wait for whispyr to make another appearance on Maxs stream for another 10 second yap session covering all 3 rogue specs

[spice spire]

Nah they did that this tier

[spice spire]

Guy did all 3

[desert sequoia]

Is propaganda allowed here?

[grave osprey]

10 seconds is about how long i last anyways, so idc

[warm vortex]

Too real

[haughty flicker]

its encouraged in fact

[warm vortex]

Also whispyr am I still on pause

[balmy condor]

a compilation channel reposting max's reaction to a tier list

we are so cooked

[stable smelt]

I swear I’m not spreading misinformation

[balmy condor]

if you were a true edger you'd always be on pause

[spice spire]

So true

[vestal cliff]

so much wisdom

[radiant raven]

We can go deeper on it, honestly. Reaction to the reaciton of a reaction of a list.

[warm vortex]

Bro I’ve been edging for naneinf hours

Gimmie a break