But who tf says sanftsprechen if you mean whispering 😄
#assassination
rocky zodiac
rocky zodiac
fair enough
grim jay
But who tf says sanftsprechen if you mean whispering 😄
Maybe they did in poetry
rocky zodiac
Maybe they did in poetry
nothing surprises me anymore if it is in old german poetry xD
light rapids
mecha ganome
rocky zodiac
my main is named Mettmeister
love that
balmy condor
MEIN VATER MEIN VATER UND SIEHST DU NICHT DORT
royal lantern
because i love mett
deutsches Sushi
balmy condor
ERLKONIGS TOCHTER AM DUSTERN ORT
warm vortex
Salty cyst
vestal cliff
hilfe
balmy condor
MEIN SOHN MEIN SOHN ICH SEH ES GENAU
grim jay
my main is named Mettmeister
I sincerely hope you got an alt called Mettmommy
rocky zodiac
what have i done to Whispyr xD
balmy condor
ES SCHEINEN DIE ALTEN WEIDEN SO GRAU
vestal cliff
I sincerely hope you got an alt called Mettmommy
not yet
balmy condor
ICH LIEBE DICH MICH REIZT DEINE SCHONE GESTALT
onyx rock
Bro alter lass gut sein
hearty reef
@balmy condor tuning came, 
what are you waiting for
vestal cliff
pure poesie
balmy condor
dude I had to memorize that shit in 8th grade and it still haunts my ass
rocky zodiac
But all in caps because we germans shout all the time i guess xD
grim jay
dude I had to memorize that shit in 8th grade and it still haunts my ass
Erlkönig is based tho
royal lantern
dude I had to memorize that shit in 8th grade and it still haunts my ass
we all did :333333
vestal cliff
it was pain yes
balmy condor
Erlkönig is the dumbest shit
rocky zodiac
all poetry reciting is the dumbest shit
onyx rock
Gleich zitiert er noch den Schimmelreiter
warm vortex
@balmy condor You fat greasy buttered up ogre. what do i take
TELL ME NOW
grim jay
Erlkönig is the dumbest shit
The dumbest shit was having Latin for 7 years.
rocky zodiac
french was not much better
quiet oar
<@167090536602140682> You fat greasy buttered up ogre. what do i take
TELL ME NO...
the 6 coins
balmy condor
we all did :333333
yeah except I then had to recite it in front of some fuckface from the german consolate that drove like two hours to my little dogwater ass school
to hear a dozen kids recite the same poem for 3 hours
what a miserable job
rocky zodiac
i think he thought that too
vestal cliff
maybe its his dream job , you never know
rocky zodiac
impossible xD
balmy condor
giving translator licenses to 13 year olds is no ones dream job
vestal cliff
i just hope he got good money for it kekw
grim jay
what a miserable job
Discord agony while sitting at work, what can I say
warm vortex
the 6 coins
Idk you aren't whisypr
Do YOU have a 3.6K rio score, 5 PhDs, 14 diplomas and a MIT graduation????
Yea... didn't think so, have fun being at the bottom of the meta S C U M
balmy condor
holy hell roasted
warm vortex
Yea i have 3 tho
rocky zodiac
You have done something wrong with your life if you have 5 PhDs, 14 diplomas and a MIT graduation all at the same time
balmy condor
worthless scum
quiet oar
is the dog 3.6k rio?
Yes
grim jay
is the dog 3.6k rio?
3.9k
balmy condor
oh shit
quiet oar
Whos the bottom scum now?
balmy condor
me, playing fotm survival hunter
my screens lighting up
I'm throwing all the bombs
and then yelling push week
vestal cliff
its push week
warm vortex
"Yo do you know the mechanics?"
"woof" pisses on keyboard
vestal cliff
muh push week
grim jay
me, playing fotm survival hunter
Sounds like someone that called me kitten
But you dont raid at method
balmy condor
gromnak randomly gives me the strangest twitch notifications
and idk how he does it
quiet oar
and then yelling push week
warm vortex
grim jay
Isnt gromnak that yelling guy
balmy condor
yes
normal mist
"YO WHISPYR!!"
grim jay
Shouting makes sense
normal mist
leaves
grim jay
Then
balmy condor
yeah but why do I get a notification for it
normal mist
Because he shouted
balmy condor
what does that mean
warm vortex
yeah but why do I get a notification for it
Because you can hear him shout
vestal cliff
maybe he screamed very loud
balmy condor
he's funny though, I like him a lot
grim jay
It was a bonechilling shout
balmy condor
talked to him a bit at blizzcon
warm vortex
I love how we all give the same answer
balmy condor
but like
warm vortex
he loud
grim jay
From the depths of his heart
balmy condor
he's using twitch features I didn't know existed and it scares me
vestal cliff
some twitch employee heard it and was like: this is notification worthy!
hollow river
it basically links your stream to his viewers
balmy condor
it basically links your stream to his viewers
isn't that a host
hollow river
balmy condor
or a raid
grim jay
talked to him a bit at blizzcon
Still dont know how you manage to come back everytime after exposing yourself
hollow river
isn't that a host
that sends the viewers to you
warm vortex
Whispyr seems like the type of guy to rub his hands together and laugh evilly when he gets a plan
balmy condor
golden loom
theres a thing where u can just do /shoutout streamer x and nightbot or whatever links their stream to your chat
hollow river
a shoutout is just him linking your stream in his chat kinda
balmy condor
maybe I'm just too old for this nonsense
normal mist
hollow river
balmy condor
he's never on when I'm on
well sometimes
but when he is, he's on at a time when I can't raid
grim jay
Just shout loud enough so he can still hear it whereever he is at that moment
balmy condor
no
warm vortex
That's it im leaving
balmy condor
you can get a shoutin
vestal cliff
damn
warm vortex
Actually i cba to leave
balmy condor
shoutins are like shoutouts, except my therapist told me to do a shoutin for my anger issues
warm vortex
just make sure your doors are locked tonight whispyr
and windows
and make sure your house alarm is both covered and turned on
grim jay
One day I'll meet Whispyr at the blizzcon, take him with me and lock him up in my basement. Then I'll use his supreme brain to conquer the world and cuddle him every day
balmy condor
key is under the doormat
grim jay
warm vortex
Thanks ill see you later then <3
vestal cliff
warm vortex
(Ik you can see deleted messages so the joke doesn't work >:( )
balmy condor
:)
golden loom
bunch of freaky frogs
balmy condor
dude me and the gf went on a walk in like a nature preserve today
frogs were POPPIN OFF
they were so loud
we just sat there and listened to the frogs for like 30 min
was sick
grim jay
I once sadly drove over one
pliant remnant
balmy condor
where'd you find this video of me
warm vortex
Yo it's the pancake man
vestal cliff
frogs are doing shoutouts aswell
warm vortex
frogs were POPPIN OFF
I skimmed over this and thought you said you two were popping off
balmy condor
warm vortex
How do you pop off on a walk
warm vortex
You need some working out then
vestal cliff
he lifts the whole rogue discord already , give this man a break
warm vortex
he lifts the whole rogue discord already , give this man a break
No that's fuu
but close enough
grim jay
can't lift, knees suck
We will help you. Who wouldnt wanna sweat with two 3 digit weighing dudes (kg bcs fuck the other system)
warm vortex
Can i come too dacyn
golden loom
had a friend tell me his knees aint what they used to be like brother isnt 26 years old
balmy condor
someone referred to me as an "old tc" the other day and I felt my hair turn grey
grim jay
you old fard
grim jay
someone referred to me as an "old tc" the other day and I felt my hair turn grey
Wdym
You are 26
You have grey hair
vestal cliff
i am 26 aswell.
but im mentally 13 and have the body of a 60 year old
balmy condor
true, halfway to death
golden loom
okay to be fair last time I was at the bar someone said they were born 2007 and it blew my mind
vestal cliff
1999 best year to be born imho
balmy condor
yeh
golden loom
september (11th.....) 1998
warm vortex
Id say with how parents treat their kids nowadays having a body like a 60 year old is good
but thats
a lot of lead
grim jay
okay to be fair last time I was at the bar someone said they were born 2007 and ...
Literally me all the time when I had dates with women born in the early 2000s
golden loom
atleast my friends never forget my birthday
grim jay
So weird
warm vortex
My bday is dec 20 2005
balmy condor
my gf's niece got an iphone in 2nd grade and I sobbed
grim jay
95 is the best year
balmy condor
what fucking second grader needs a phone
grim jay
Way prettier than 99
golden loom
like even if I was only turning 3 i remember the attack very well cause we had the news on during my birthday party
warm vortex
Reminds me of those videos of teachers having mental breakdowns cause the 8th graders they teach cannot spell or do simple mathmatics
balmy condor
like even if I was only turning 3 i remember the attack very well cause we had t...
yeah that helps
I'll make sure to wish you a merry christmas on 9/11
no way I'll forget
balmy condor
I threw up
grim jay
my gf's niece got an iphone in 2nd grade and I sobbed
When I graduated, the new generation of 5th graders was visiting. Everyone on their phone and the girls in heels
I was like wtf
golden loom
what fucking second grader needs a phone
this is what I had until highschool 😎
spare kayak
this is what I had until highschool 😎
this was my first mobile phone, please 🙂
royal lantern
When I graduated, the new generation of 5th graders was visiting. Everyone on th...
phines where so weird
like, 7-8 grade nobody had one really maybe a flip phone to call their parents if they missed the Bus
then 1 year later EVERYONE had a smartphone
shit came fast af
vestal cliff
toddlers use phones these days, i worked in retail and its insane how many people just give their 4 year olds a phone and are like " bro have fun"
golden loom
Home phones (or whatever the english name would be) were sick
balmy condor
I had an ipod shuffle
radiant raven
phines where so weird
like, 7-8 grade nobody had one really maybe a flip phone ...
flipphones were the peak of phone design
warm vortex
The amount of like
10 month olds to like 2 year olds i see come in to watch their siblings have swimming lessons
And they are just glued to an ipad and start screaming and crying the second it gets taken away
Genuinly, its concerning
radiant raven
It's all been downhill since then
golden loom
I had an ipod touch while having a flip phone so I didnt need a smart phone
vestal cliff
i had a flipphone and spend my whole money on crappy games like assassins creed ,which was like a trash plattformer XD
balmy condor
nah assassins creed goated
golden loom
sending songs over bluetooth/infrared in school 
red schooner
My first phone has snake and snake only
vestal cliff
it was really bad on that phone
golden loom
elementaryschool was goated
red schooner
Which is fine, snake is great
warm vortex
Ugh the hungry hugnry snapdragon quest feels bugged
killed like 29 things and not one meat drop
radiant raven
It just be like that sometimes
radiant raven
grim jay
phines where so weird
like, 7-8 grade nobody had one really maybe a flip phone ...
I think I got my motorola razer in 7th grade
golden loom
first smartphone I got was a samsung s4
radiant raven
dumb phone -> smart phone
golden loom
samsung s4 -> samsung 7 edge -> oneplus 7
ive been very efficient with my phones
kinda need to get a new one now tho, the battery is fried on this one 
warm vortex
I had a really silly idea once that there should be a tierset that turns your poisoned knife into a cd
Idk what i was cooking
but i think it was rotten XD
radiant raven
Poisoned Knife being a cool buff that amps your nature damage is a cool idea though
vestal cliff
i think they should give us the option to use bows
ranged assa rogue
hero talent tree
radiant raven
Guns that fire daggers
radiant raven
small posioned dagger gun
vestal cliff
poison dagger gatling gun
warm vortex
Also just saw like 5 crabs gang up to beat the fuck out of something
thought it weas an npx
it was a mailbox XD
subtle tundra
im so hungry...
radiant raven
Toast and beans
vestal cliff
bacon
royal lantern
Guns that fire daggers
dagger that fires guns
warm vortex
im so hungry...
My butt is right here dude
radiant raven
dagger that fires guns
how does that work though
royal lantern
how does that work though
play enter the gungeon
radiant raven
touché, that is a good point
subtle tundra
My butt is right here dude
ass
warm vortex
10AM that means workout time
subtle tundra
not real words
red schooner
man getting fat is a cheat code for gym
Ye, lost a bunch of weight over last year, my lifting capability has gone way down, shits wack
maiden gale
guyz do we survive as assa s2 or should we respec?
red schooner
guyz do we survive as assa s2 or should we respec?
We survive it'll be fine
Idk just play what you enjoy it ain't gonna be the difference for you unless you're doing rwf shit
light rapids
rwf?
light rapids
ahhh
i mostly just want keystone master, and to maybe do a lil' bit of challenging content
i have a week to get good at rogue or swap back to the comfort fire mage pick. (i really wanna get good..)
red schooner
Ye keystone master is doable with any spec so.itd be fine
Just play whichever spec you enjoy and feel comfortable with tbh
radiant raven
Ye keystone master is doable with any spec so.itd be fine
Can confirm as I was able to do it
raven vapor
!fuu
prisma monolithBOT
Rogue Spreadsheet - Light Version / Dark Version
lusty kraken
kush is playing a key without kingsbane 
balmy condor
based bleed enjoyer
royal lantern
is the crab build using KB
balmy condor
ye
lusty kraken
crab build?
maiden sierra
Crab build!
lusty kraken
hi Rob
maiden sierra
Hi rob
lusty kraken
what are the chances we both have cats as profile picture
maiden sierra
Kinda crazy coincidence ngl lol
midnight mist
wtf
maiden sierra
Though my full character name is Robisatwat 
lusty kraken
my irl name is Robert and people call me Rob 
maiden sierra
My irl name is not rob, i commited identity theft
red schooner
My irl name is not rob, i commited identity theft
You could say that you... Robbed the name
maiden sierra
You could say that you... Robbed the name
Dis a robbery
vestal cliff
arent we all a little rob inside?
maiden sierra
Hi zac
red schooner
no one calls me rob
Hi rob
lusty kraken
so what is this crab build I keep hearing about
lusty kraken
is it an m+ build that uses arterial precision?
maiden sierra
Thats what a rob would say
red schooner
so what is this crab build I keep hearing about
Assign talents so that the tree looks like a crab
royal lantern
🦀
red schooner
Thats all there is to it
golden loom
lean plover
well he blasting
lusty kraken
I want to see how he does in pure single target
maiden sierra
Tbf full bleed build is prob good in high keys if your comp has another spec that compensates the st damage
lusty kraken
you might as well just play the normal build
midnight mist
Tbf full bleed build is prob good in high keys if your comp has another spec tha...
wait
assa has builds that do even less st damage
no way thats so cool
you can actually do tank damage on bosses then ?
maiden sierra
Yeah but how many times do packs just live for more than 10 sec in a +12.
Sometimes having designated aoe and st players is better in a comp
sharp viper
Tbf full bleed build is prob good in high keys if your comp has another spec tha...
That's just giga copium
Or you just get enhancers who can do everything
At once
All the time
maiden sierra
Thats the neat part
Rogue is obsolete unless there is a dungeon that needs rogue utility
royal lantern
assa has builds that do even less st damage
drop kingsbane for sanguine blades or smth like that
can always go down
midnight mist
Rogue is obsolete unless there is a dungeon that needs rogue utility
what rogue utility
is that shroud or what
night cipher
based bleed enjoyer
go feral xD
lusty kraken
for that big guy in top patrolling
night cipher
Rogue is obsolete unless there is a dungeon that needs rogue utility
Rogue is obsolete unless you play with friends and they notice you are decent at it ❤️
maiden sierra
is that shroud or what
Shroud, stuns? (I swear other specs have more/better stuns), distract, aoe silence on sin
maiden sierra
Rogue is obsolete unless you play with friends and they notice you are decent at...
Friends? In this economy?
lusty kraken
not many people remember but rogue also has enrage dispel too
subtle tundra
why the double rob
night cipher
Yeah. poor to poor, rich to rich
subtle tundra
i was confused
midnight mist
Shroud, stuns? (I swear other specs have more/better stuns), distract, aoe silen...
is stun a rogue only thing
also
its so useless
red schooner
not many people remember but rogue also has enrage dispel too
Isn't that only useful in GB this season anyhow?
hearty reef
ok chat but if he went full blled aoe mess why did he keep DS?
lean plover
1 stun on cp, other only on stealth xd
red schooner
Trying to think of another enrage this season
lusty kraken
is stun a rogue only thing
but muh 7 second stun
midnight mist
the only time tjhis season i felt kidney was actually useful was in nw cause i could cc the throw flesh guys for a long time
thats about it
maiden sierra
1 stun on cp, other only on stealth xd
Aoe blind is nice, although long cd
lusty kraken
Trying to think of another enrage this season
there is an enrage mob at the beginning of ToP
hollow river
is stun a rogue only thing
Rogue have aoe stun. It only costs 6 globals.
lean plover
Isn't that only useful in GB this season anyhow?
2nd nw boss
midnight mist
real
night cipher
Trying to think of another enrage this season
ogres in GB
red schooner
there is an enrage mob at the beginning of ToP
I was meaning this season, idk about S2, never ran top
fast mural
Kush is playing left tree and he is doing great dmg in M+ ptr
red schooner
ogres in GB
Ye I said GB initially
midnight mist
rogue utility
red schooner
The enforcers were the only ones I could think of
night cipher
because they play with prot palas and they do that work for us. but I play with prot warr friend, and I like my IWs
night cipher
but timing the 13s we're doing which is alright
maiden sierra
Bring back dungeons where rogue can lockpick to open doors!
night cipher
most of my calls are "dont heal me, I got this, heal others" 😄
maiden sierra
Tor daggor FTW
night cipher
we need a TD + Stonecore season !
red schooner
Bring back dungeons where rogue can lockpick to open doors!
Some dungeons without as many stealth detect mobs for shroud skips would be nice
Cos half of the packs in dungeons this season see through stealth
midnight mist
Cos half of the packs in dungeons this season see through stealth
its so fake tho
99% of mobs that see stealth you can still shroud
with a distract
night cipher
yeah SV patrol ez distract shroud minecart
red schooner
yeah SV patrol ez distract shroud minecart
lusty kraken
I bet if you ask people what "utility" they want, they couldn't give a straight answer
I feel like it's such a buzzword
lusty kraken
i want shiv to be aoe soothe
arterial precision is not aoe soothe?
midnight mist
i want shiv to remove stuffs
night cipher
i want phial to remove poisons and curses
New rogue talent. bottom left. xD
warm vessel
I bet if you ask people what "utility" they want, they couldn't give a straight ...
I have one. Airborn irritant actually working on the affix balls without targeting a mob close to them.
lusty kraken
I have one. Airborn irritant actually working on the affix balls without targeti...
that's a bug tho
night cipher
and removed from DKs and palas
red schooner
Smoke bomb returning as an aoe damage reduction for the group would be nice
night cipher
smoke bomb lusts the group
jaunty sky
nah should be with shroud
red schooner
As a bit of group utility stuff
warm vessel
Aoe cloak of shadows in shroud
night cipher
Aoe cloak of shadows in shroud <:PogO:1160145144872435792>
you build that macro !
midnight mist
Smoke bomb returning as an aoe damage reduction for the group would be nice
No AOE dr there is plenty of those
AOE teleport to replace gate
midnight mist
No
night cipher
mages also can shroud
midnight mist
Why would mage have everything wtf
night cipher
remove that too
lusty kraken
Why would mage have everything wtf
because they are the golden child
lusty kraken
Well you heard of shadowstep
"nothing personel kid" is rogue fantasy though
midnight mist
Smoke bomb AOE teleport works In my mind idk
night cipher
1hr applying to pugs is also rogue fantasy xD
midnight mist
Why would it be a mage thing
warm vessel
But yeah I think a group dr in smomebomb would be great
lusty kraken
smoke bomb to reset fights makes more sense
warm vessel
Even if there are plenty of them
hearty reef
sorry thats darkness and purple rog has it
lusty kraken
raid lead calls for a wipe, you drop a smoke bomb and the fight resets
warm vessel
Or a group buff other than ahtrophic poison
lusty kraken
warlocks on suicide watch
maiden sierra
"nothing personel kid" is rogue fantasy though
shadowsteps on queen ansurek in intermission
Queen: "nothing personel kid"
night cipher
it's fixed now, as with all teleport to boss and charge to boss things.
maiden sierra
Not sure to believe you, but i also have not touched queen in 2 months since i got CE
(I miss playing wow...)
lusty kraken
One more week and we can play the game 
red schooner
One more week and we can play the game <:YEP:785169044336017469>
One more week and queen prog ends and I am free from this hell
night cipher
One more week and queen prog ends and I am free from this hell <:kekdog:90720703...
No, you're not. Mount keeps current drop rate in S2 xD
red schooner
I dunno we'd be fine but we keep having dumb deaths in P1 and P2 and it's just... Pls
midnight mist
smoke bomb to reset fights makes more sense
sounds as useless as shroud in raid
red schooner
Behave
maiden sierra
Me and my guild are going to have a guild watch along of guilds that bought queen lockout and are trying to get CE on the last day of the patch
maiden sierra
We're 340 pulls in and I'm in pain
Progress?
lusty kraken
sounds as useless as shroud in raid
Idk, you are saving gold for repairs
midnight mist
maiden sierra
With all these dps buffs...
red schooner
With all these dps buffs...
DPS ain't the issue. Dumb deaths is the issue
DPS doing bigger numbers doesn't stop half the raid dying to dumb shit
maiden sierra
Yeah thats fair, my guild also had a few dumh deaths during prog
red schooner
Like, we get a few pulls where everyone behaves, we'll be fine
warm vortex
Hack into all of their brain chips
red schooner
But we don't
maiden sierra
Which im thankfull for, as when people die, i pick up their mechanics and that allows me to keep my raid spot while doing shit dps 
red schooner
So ye most of the time by the end of P1 we're fucked
Platform 2 we normally explode due to a gate, but it ain't my portal so I'm not on the shitlist
maiden sierra
During p2, my guild never died due to the portals, it was always the add casts or beams that snipped people
red schooner
During p2, my guild never died due to the portals, it was always the add casts o...
Normally it's the latter leading to the former
maiden sierra
Yeah that makes sense
red schooner
Someone takes an orb, dies and proceeds to say absolutely nothing so replacements ain't worked out
And it's just, fucking say something so we can adapt
maiden sierra
Silent raiders are the bane of many raid teams
red schooner
If my debuff is gone I'll take a portal but also, I ain't keeping full attention on raid frames
maiden sierra
I learned a trick to deal with it
Learn every players mechanic, when they die call out backup for them
Never trust other people and suddenly you succede
red schooner
I'm a simple man, I do my portal on platform 1, I then go zug mode
Though ye idk how likely we are to complete rfwl unless we get some mega lucky hail Mary pull
We have the damage to skip second ring
maiden sierra
My favorite memory of queen prog, was our dh dying to a web in p1 as he was supposed to pop the jump.
In 0.5 sec of him dying i called out that im backing up and popped it and my raid lead had a vocal orgasm from it lol
subtle kiln
going to be fun with most people learning their spec again. We’re also stuck in RWL.
red schooner
going to be fun with most people learning their spec again. We’re also stuck in ...
Good thing we have nothing to relearn
maiden sierra
Good thing we have nothing to relearn
Dry shiv
warm vortex
Boggles my mind that the queue for timewalking on a monday morning as dps is only 8 min
fucking insane
subtle kiln
Good thing we have nothing to relearn
I’m in Fury prison. Lost ours to roster boss.
red schooner
Which we ain't gonna get on rfwl week
Idk how dry shiv will look in 639 gear, I thought it only got better when you're in S2 gear
maiden sierra
Yeah but gearing is giga fast
red schooner
Yeah but gearing is giga fast
I'm talking about rfwl week before new raid drops
maiden sierra
Im expecting to be like 649 week 1
maiden sierra
I'm talking about rfwl week before new raid drops
Ah yeah, fair
golden loom
Idk how dry shiv will look in 639 gear, I thought it only got better when you're...
think its like 0.1-0.2% to do atm already
subtle kiln
it’s not going to matter enough for a queen pull. Dead guildies matter.
red schooner
it’s not going to matter enough for a queen pull. Dead guildies matter. <:garf:1...
Ye pretty much, we have the DPS, we don't have the alive guild members
subtle kiln
and p2 is easier than p1 so idk why we be struggle bus but we do
maiden sierra
Hey at least it could be worse
I think some guilds are at 800+ pulls and have yet to see p3.
red schooner
Hey at least it could be worse
I think some guilds are at 800+ pulls and have ye...
I'd have quit by that point
subtle kiln
I think we’re 250 in.
maiden sierra
There is a list of guilds that bough lockout and are giga fucked on pull count
subtle kiln
I stopped looking
red schooner
and p2 is easier than p1 so idk why we be struggle bus but we do
Ye idk where we're dying to on there, all I know is I look at raid frames and half the raid is dead
And it's just, okay then
subtle kiln
dispels and puddle drops likely
red schooner
There is a list of guilds that bough lockout and are giga fucked on pull count
We at least killed court so, we made it that far. Also the guild got fucked over my a month and a half long break due to the raid team falling apart.
subtle kiln
I’m hoping we can actually raid on day 1 of NA beta test
maiden sierra
We at least killed court so, we made it that far. Also the guild got fucked over...
Classic end of tier mythic guild moment
red schooner
That's how I ended up raiding, fucking dragged out of my comfy social role into prog hell
I just wanted to be a classic Andy man
"oh hey, can you fill in for a bit while we get numbers up", and then I never left
I got fucking tricked
subtle kiln
haha our exWW monk showed up 30-50 minutes late every prog night. Roster boss is rough at this part
maiden sierra
Jesus
red schooner
haha our exWW monk showed up 30-50 minutes late every prog night. Roster boss is...
I'm now on portals and a pop and id feel bad having to make someone fill in for that spot
maiden sierra
If anyone came 30 mins late to my raid, my raid lead would have benched the man for the rest of the tier
red schooner
Same on court, they put me on red side webs and I didn't want to have to get someone in to that role
I feel too bad to leave
subtle kiln
I geared my warrior in roughly 2 1/2 weeks for court and Queen. Back to rogue next tier
red schooner
I geared my warrior in roughly 2 1/2 weeks for court and Queen. Back to rogue ne...
Just do what we did and prog last 3 bosses with no warrior
subtle kiln
red and melee was pain
red schooner
Scuffed as fuck
maiden sierra
Just do what we did and prog last 3 bosses with no warrior
Thats my dream
Fuck warriors
My guilds warrior single handedly terrorized my queen parse
golden loom
do u just want a prot warrior then for battleshout
subtle kiln
Just do what we did and prog last 3 bosses with no warrior
Idk how many extra pulls we would have needed on court. Rally, as shit as it is now, save our kill
red schooner
Idk how many extra pulls we would have needed on court. Rally, as shit as it is ...
We killed court with 3 people left alive, not even close
maiden sierra
do u just want a prot warrior then for battleshout
Migh as well, its not like tanks have anything to worry about
maiden sierra
Back to the trenches
Im still praying for sin buffs, because its looking like a sub tier
golden loom
warrior damage profile is changing a bit for season 2
subtle kiln
@golden loom good luck. Ping me if you get a kill.
winged sun
golden loom
fury is losing the avatar odynsfury thingy so they are probably gonna be less insta burst and arms warrior if thats the meta isnt too aoe heavy either right
subtle kiln
Im still praying for sin buffs, because its looking like a sub tier
Two of the bosses are execute timed bosses. Unless they’re extremely short, that’s gonna be at least two assa fights.
maiden sierra
Two of the bosses are execute timed bosses. Unless they’re extremely short, that...
LETS FUCKING GOOO!!! WE GOT 2/8!!!
golden loom
<@267351433018474496> good luck. Ping me if you get a kill.
I am not even in a guild
subtle kiln
LETS FUCKING GOOO!!! WE GOT 2/8!!!
The last 3 are all that matter
And that is 2 of them
kush is melting stuff in keys so 
subtle kiln
I am not even in a guild <:kekw:1217165081251414168>
Haha wrong red name 
subtle kiln
We killed court with 3 people left alive, not even close
Good luck. Lmk if you get the kill.
red schooner
Good luck. Lmk if you get the kill.
Same to you. (I have doubts but who knows we may have a miracle pull)
subtle kiln
Just takes one
hollow river
Whispyr are you prepared for 1500 people to come here asking “We don’t take KB anymore???”
red schooner
Just takes one
Ye, just need that one pull where people fucking dodge shit
subtle kiln
Whispyr are you prepared for 1500 people to come here asking “We don’t take KB a...
Why don’t we take KB any more???? 1/1500
hollow river
Why don’t we take KB any more???? 2/1500
radiant raven
Need a bot that recognises the question and just goes "Nah, mate."
lean plover
you mean a bot that insta pings whispyr right?
marble hemlock
@balmy condor Flüstyr, why we don't take Königsmord anymore? 3/1500
hollow river
marble hemlock
I'm a large fan
What's your rpm?
balmy condor
varas did like a 17 on live without kb
radiant raven
What happens at 1,500, though. Do balloons fall from the cieling and party music starts?
balmy condor
shit is goated
red schooner
What happens at 1,500, though. Do balloons fall from the cieling and party music...
We all get permabanned
marble hemlock
What happens at 1,500, though. Do balloons fall from the cieling and party music...
Yes and he sings 99 Luftballons in German
radiant raven
Hell yeah
hollow river
What happens at 1,500, though. Do balloons fall from the cieling and party music...
I will do a key with no capstones or DM
warm vortex
Whispyr why arent you sleeping
radiant raven
I will do a key with no capstones or DM
You will be my hero
warm vortex
Also curiou
balmy condor
Whispyr why arent you sleeping
why would I do that
warm vortex
if you could swap the position of a talent in both the assassination tree and rogue tree what would it be
marble hemlock
I will do a key with no capstones or DM
Play sub without dance
rare jackal
what do you take instead of kingsbane
radiant raven
Play sub without dance
I once had a poor Sub rogue in my heroic pug that never once used shadow dance.
hollow river
Play sub without dance
Holy shit I’d rather jump off a bridge in game
golden loom
Play sub without dance
Sub with no sec tec for ethical gaming
marble hemlock
what do you take instead of kingsbane
Meth
hollow river
It would prolly be fine with all other cooldowns
hollow river
But shit in st
balmy condor
if you could swap the position of a talent in both the assassination tree and ro...
hmmmmm
lemme think about that one
lean plover
no one will believe me though cause no io
no io means you only good answering casualaddixt questions, not good for the rest lf us
balmy condor
that's a good one
balmy condor
no io means you only good answering casualaddixt questions, not good for the res...
yes true
big loser
that's me
marble hemlock
if you could swap the position of a talent in both the assassination tree and ro...
Shadowheart and deathmark.
hollow river
Whispyr go for #1 assa world to stunt on them haters
warm vortex
Also don't be like
"arteral should swap places with improved poison"
Or smth
Like try and keep the talents in a simmilar tier
marble hemlock
Whispyr go for #1 assa world to stunt on them haters
Already did that, didn't stop people from asking dumb questions
spice surge
<@167090536602140682> Flüstyr, why we don't take Königsmord anymore? 3/1500
No more Köningsmord? 
Are we demisemaxxing
warm vortex
Like idk
Shrouded suffocation with blindside for exaples
golden loom
what if u swapped blindside and bonespike
balmy condor
Like try and keep the talents in a simmilar tier
wait arterial swapping places with improved poison would be weaker than swapping dashing with doomblade hello
balmy condor
what are we doing
gives me generic answer
then changes rules on me that invalidates gneric answer
hello police?
warm vortex
wait arterial swapping places with improved poison would be weaker than swapping...
I only said it as an exmaple of not to like
swap things super far
marble hemlock
<:omegalul:585734084777476096>
Literally had a stream with a disclaimer taking up 1/4 of the screen
distant plinth
We be meta, dont need to do anything. Believe in blizzard guys
hollow river
Literally had a stream with a disclaimer taking up 1/4 of the screen
What’d it say?
marble hemlock
That said "Nerf not big, we'll be fine" and people still asked
warm vortex
But yea for me its a hard question
radiant raven
Sounds like it needed to be 3/4th of the screen
marble hemlock
Pretty sure I was even using specific numbers
balmy condor
I would swap ttb and blindside
royal lantern
Already did that, didn't stop people from asking dumb questions
i remember the "SELIATHAN HAS A PURE ST BUILD RN, IS THAT THE PLAY FOR M+???????" guys
when it was just you logging out after a raid
warm vortex
Oh fair
maiden sierra
2nd vanish change location with bone spike
warm vortex
2nd vanish change location with bone spike
Bonespike becomes useable for all rogue specs?
maiden sierra
Yes
hollow river
i remember the "SELIATHAN HAS A PURE ST BUILD RN, IS THAT THE PLAY FOR M+???????...
It’s hilarious when ppl put on troll gear/talents for the armory scrapers
radiant raven
It's really good
balmy condor
It’s hilarious when ppl put on troll gear/talents for the armory scrapers
can't even do it anymore cause archon and all the dumb fucking aggregate pages do it on key end now
you'd have to like hearth 10 seconds before key completion
and swap
hollow river
spice surge
A bunch of the other websites still dont
dawn seal
is one tricking a spec good or bad
spice surge
Like murlok and whatever else people use
maiden sierra
is one tricking a spec good or bad
No
balmy condor
yeh murlok is 100% trollable
spice surge
is one tricking a spec good or bad
Good whenever the spec is good and not as good when the spec isnt good 
radiant raven
I was thinking of making a tier list website that looks really authnetic but just randomizes the tier list every time someone opens it
warm vortex
wowhead is looping the same clip of vairan jumping off a rock and its funny as hell
balmy condor
wowhead is looping the same clip of vairan jumping off a rock and its funny as h...
actually that's your fault
no cap btw
marble hemlock
It’s hilarious when ppl put on troll gear/talents for the armory scrapers
I used to do that
warm vortex
actually that's your fault
Ok?
marble hemlock
And then pushed #1 keys the next time with scuffed talents cause I didn't notice
balmy condor
the varian jumping of rock video is the placeholder
balmy condor
you are ad blocking
warm vortex
but it's like
balmy condor
my money
warm vortex
No?
balmy condor
you hurt me
spice surge
yeh murlok is 100% trollable
Like the guy that was like "35 of the top 50 m+ers are playing arterial and internal bleeding, why are you saying its bad????"
warm vortex
My adblocker has been turned off for that site
balmy condor
oh
warm vortex
because i can't use it otherwise
warm vortex
Like the other ones are working fine
But its just looping the same 1 second of a trailer
xd
balmy condor
oh maybe it broke then 
hollow river
Like the guy that was like "35 of the top 50 m+ers are playing arterial and inte...
He was looking at pvp? 
balmy condor
Like the guy that was like "35 of the top 50 m+ers are playing arterial and inte...
xdd
spice surge
He was looking at pvp? <:kekw3:907372904130441217>
No, people had just logged out in their raid build
hollow river
Ah
hollow river
warm vortex
it would be the worst talent we have actually
Even worse than VV
balmy condor
like you want to take talents for their damage right
in this case
you want to avoid
cause that is giga pointless
balmy condor
u too bb cakes
warm vortex
Tbh i would look at most other outlaw talents, interested in how they would go in rogue but shockingly
Outlaw talents are made for outlaws kit
so most of them are to do with shooting and rolling dice
balmy condor
no way
warm vortex
Yea, it's so shocking
lean plover
we get crackshot, they get ap
warm vortex
Also time to level my 3rd rogue
warm vortex
Nono
spice surge
Subs talents are mostly generic as hell
warm vortex
You mean kingsbane?
balmy condor
I want to give them a good talent
lean plover
Alr they get imp garrote, but not garrote
hollow river
Remember when assa got Adrenaline Rush and Blades?
warm vortex
It would just stay at its starting value
hollow river
balmy condor
remember when kingsbane wasn't a 6% talent
vestal cliff
2 charges Deathmark would be nice
warm vortex
Guys is this peak rogue performance
balmy condor
2 charges Deathmark would be nice
warm vortex
Nah just make it a passive
golden loom
Kush played 1 key of sin rogue and is now on DH??? do we reroll? is sin dead?? what the fuck??
vestal cliff
10 poisons
balmy condor
why stop at 10
spice surge
remember when kingsbane wasn't a 6% talent
Demisemaxxers stay winning
warm vortex
Whenver rogue has a problem im just gonna say
"WHISPYRRRRRRRRRRRR!"
as if you make the fucking class XD
balmy condor
yeah mb sorry
warm vortex
"It's broken, fix it"
vestal cliff
Flüstyr*
warm vortex
Would uhh
lusty kraken
I blame whispyr for assa rogue being awful to play in m+ single target
warm vortex
Goremaw be good on assa
Or finality
lean plover
why was kingsbane so mega nerfed tho?
vestal cliff
uncapped kingsbane would be nice
balmy condor
so goremaw would be funny, but also kinda strange
cause you would goremaw outside of cds
what would it do during dm
spice surge
So you mean exactly like it works on sub? 
lean plover
so like sub
warm vortex
Wait you run gore on sub?
balmy condor
So you mean exactly like it works on sub? <:kek:365510869557444628>
yes
it's shit on sub too
balmy condor
goremaw would be so sick in a world where you didn't have a billion trillion energy during cds
royal lantern
Subs talents are mostly generic as hell
more dmg on finishers/more shadow dmg
warm vortex
goremaw would be so sick in a world where you didn't have a billion trillion ene...
Ytue
*true
subtle tundra
goremaw would be so sick in a world where you didn't have a billion trillion ene...
ill have you mauled
balmy condor
ill have you mauled
goremauled?
royal lantern
why did you even come back
because i have to come back for work every day
balmy condor
nah but like goremaw is just tea but cooler cause it does damage
vestal cliff
shadow blades but with nature dmg
spice surge
why was kingsbane so mega nerfed tho?
It wasnt really nerfed, just new tier buffs other stuff (envenom) more, so kingsbane is weaker in comparison.
warm vortex
Bro shadow blades on assa would go
spice surge
Or well ig it was nerfed going into tww, but not between s1 and s2
warm vortex
fucking nutty
vestal cliff
hell yeah
balmy condor
make goremaw make generators free for 8 seconds and put it on a 30s cooldown
and then macro to shiv except its a gcd so you can't
subtle tundra
make my dick hard now whispyr
balmy condor
and then this channel finally can tilt and mald and shit and cum themselves over something else
warm vortex
That's in the patch notes
balmy condor
for too long it's been KB parry and auto-tea
rare jackal
get john rogue from blizzard on this
balmy condor
we need a new mald
warm vortex
Varas' python of a cock has been hard as steel
subtle tundra
its more of a boa
warm vortex
Mines built kinda like a seesaw
vestal cliff
i hear parry and im scared
balmy condor
Mines built kinda like a seesaw
cause kids play on it? wait pause no
lean plover
It wasnt really nerfed, just new tier buffs other stuff (envenom) more, so kings...
before tww i meant
spice surge
i hear parry and im scared
rare jackal
parry? never heard of it
this post was made by a true trickster patriot
warm vortex
cause kids play on it? wait pause no
No because when you sit on one side the other goes up
Sorry mister
subtle tundra
what the hell,a boa costs 300 euros
balmy condor
that's out of context mr fbi man
spice surge
before tww i meant
They made it cap at 50 stacks of its increase rather than the previous 99
warm vortex
balmy condor
nah
warm vortex
Cap kingsbane at 1
lean plover
They made it cap at 50 stacks of its increase rather than the previous 99
ik, i dont get why
rare jackal
officer, its him
warm vortex
There is thats true
vestal cliff
fbi open up
spice surge
ik, i dont get why
To nerf PI and make assa less bursty
balmy condor
we need to play fatebound to get the burscht back
rare jackal
DF S3 assa was kinda kino tho
vestal cliff
flip the coins yipieee
spice surge
Im afraid i dont think the flippers are bursting harder than sub
warm vortex
Im gonna light you up sweet cheeks
rare jackal
power vacuum? bro thinks he is bismarck
warm vortex
Power vaccum?
Like
A really strong hoover?
rustic zealot
Lets go Gotoh build?
balmy condor
Im afraid i dont think the flippers are bursting harder than sub
erm excuse me elmo but it's my evisc vs yours, see you in court
balmy condor
at least caustic spatter has a cool ground effect visual
warm vortex
I like the taste of dirt
balmy condor
royal lantern
ik, i dont get why
because KB with 99 stacks was way way more rng gamble + made assa a bigtime PI spec
balmy condor
tryan lagging irl
warm vortex
Also
spice surge
My eviscerate is only like 15M but its split up into Physical, shadow, shadowblades1 and shadowblades2 
royal lantern
tryan lagging irl
german mobile internet
balmy condor
My eviscerate is only like 15M but its split up into Physical, shadow, shadowbla...
so it's like my rupture
warm vortex
not after
subtle tundra
ive seen so few twinks lately
warm vortex
earlier...
rare jackal
My eviscerate is only like 15M but its split up into Physical, shadow, shadowbla...
dont forget coup
storm forum
Hello, it's me, twink 72
vestal cliff
erlkönig returns?
balmy condor
we can run it back from the top
rare jackal
when assa is sending their evis........they arent sending their best
i know my evis, we got the best evis.
spice surge
dont forget coup
Ye coup should be at like 22ish as peak
balmy condor
halts maul
schnauze oder lutschen
vestal cliff
hilfe
balmy condor
wer nen schnabel hat, bekommt zusätzlich von mir einen schwanz
warm vortex
If you could change 1 ability
balmy condor
balmy condor
2 ability?
vestal cliff
wer nen schnabel hat, bekommt zusätzlich von mir einen schwanz
das is mies witzig
warm vortex
2 abilities
royal lantern
If you could change 1 ability
ability, or just general thing?
balmy condor
dear lord 2 abilities, now I gotta count and shit
warm vortex
Whispyr when he has to do literally anything except drink monster and bitch about assassination:
vestal cliff
let him cook
balmy condor
systemic failure just because its so dumb for being that far down the tree and internal bleeding because we can do way better
balmy condor
what you changing about vv
warm vortex
I think it's just shit
balmy condor
fair
warm vortex
Like
Sanguine blades is cool
cause it doubles your bleeds, and in aoe, we have enough energy to power tokyo
balmy condor
sanguine blades is cool
rotund oak
My eviscerate is only like 15M but its split up into Physical, shadow, shadowbla...
bruh thats not eviscerate,thats rogue having multiple personalities or idk
warm vortex
VV it's like
Oh cool my builder is slightly stronger and is annoying
Also you can stay under 50% to stop Sanguine from going off
you can't with VV
Also doomblade is so fucking boring
Like i don't really care too much about mutilate
balmy condor
doomblade is way less boring than systemic failure though
another bleed for lethal dose
goated
anything with a bleed stays
warm vortex
True
balmy condor
it's just on principle
balmy condor
correct
warm vortex
Actually yea swaqp systematic with doomblade
DB is fine
I mean not fine but
As you said SF is worse
But doomblades only purpose being to make LD slightly better shows how good it is
balmy condor
aight so vv, instead of increased damage, it makes your generators do more cp, first point is 1cp, second point is 2cp, so eat lot of energy but you can just go mut env mut env, fok is baseline 3
cooking?
warm vortex
Bro
I would like that
I hate seal fate too
Because it's annoying that sometimes you get more cp
sometimes you dont
balmy condor
internal bleeding we change to increase bleed damage but duration baseline is reduced
we love bleeds
then we change sanguine blades to actually not be shit
warm vortex
internal bleeding we change to increase bleed damage but duration baseline is re...
I dont think removing the inital bleed should be done
I think the passive added ontop would be cool
Meh i like sanguine but only because it gives me a lot of damage haha
royal lantern
Because it's annoying that sometimes you get more cp
assa without seal fate would be way worse
it gives you atleast a very small amount of dynamic with cp
spice surge
we love bleeds
Yes sir
warm vortex
assa without seal fate would be way worse
it gives you atleast a very small amo...
Yea im not saying they should remove it
It should stay
Im just saying, imo
Having a guarenteed way to get more cp over one that sometimes does, sometimes does not would be smth id want to try
balmy condor
aight then tiny toxic makes shiv give you energy instead of making shiv free
we delete tea
and put a talent in its place that makes energy matter
balmy condor
we delete cold blood, make the fatebound talent auto proc on kingsbane
warm vortex
"Make bleeds matter" or "Make energy matter"
lean plover
we delete tea
But what will i complain about??
balmy condor
then we take the cold blood spot and we make it a real crit talent
warm vortex
Whispyr, do you think we could be a DoT management spec with carnage still in the game
balmy condor
yeh
vernal agate
Hello, is there a way to change ambush to mutilate on your action bar when using subterfuge?
warm vortex
Or would most packs boil down to just juggling garrotes
warm vortex
Hello, is there a way to change ambush to mutilate on your action bar when using...
It swaps to your stealth bar
balmy condor
Or would most packs boil down to just juggling garrotes
juggling ruptures
warm vortex
So you can just make your stealth bar the same, with ambush in the place of mutilate
balmy condor
but like, this is what I had hoped with the whole target capping thing
when assa got capped at 5
warm vortex
juggling ruptures
Huh:?
balmy condor
I was hoping they'd make it so we juggle rupture on 5
vernal agate
Does ambush apply caustic spatter?
balmy condor
yes
vernal agate
Oh nice
warm vortex
Why?
Wouldn't carnage just allow you to put like
5+ CP points on multiple targets
and then youd only have to refresh garrotes
or am i thinking like a caveman
balmy condor
carnage would be triggered from vanish only
balmy condor
what about it