assassination

[warm vortex]

?

Cause they didn't mean it in an insulting way

they were genuinly curious haha

[flint siren]

"Shit guide, doesn't even tell me how to play, useless tryhard website. I'll go ask in the Rogue discord and make up the rest."

[red schooner]

[plucky canopy]

I don't think that kind of person gets into here tbh

[dawn condor]

maybe a link to this discord would be helpful aswell, but i guess thats not what wowhead wants

[plucky canopy]

Most of them at least not

[warm vortex]

OPh ewww

what the fuck

why is wowhead telling me to turn of adblocker

[normal mist]

I'll be honest, I don't mind that at all, you could be a helicopter for all I care, but for some reason I had this idea you were a she LOL
AIGHT you're promoted to bro now

[balmy condor]

1 in every 20 visitors to the guide find their way to the rotation page

[warm vortex]

🤮

[balmy condor]

think about that

[warm vortex]

Haha no problem

[balmy condor]

??????

[warm vortex]

Ok i mean

[normal mist]

😮

[plucky canopy]

And that is by far the best information you get from there

[spice spire]

I’ve seen the logs it tracks

[warm vortex]

it asnwers my question

But still

XD

[flint siren]

There is a pretty substantial correlation between trans folx and being nd tbf

[dawn condor]

thats just crazy, so obviously BiS lists are more important then the rotation, good to know, will remember that

[warm vortex]

Yeye

That's why i know they were being genuine

But it's funny it's happened so much

[flint siren]

You got honorary trans girl vibes

[normal mist]

My mother thought I was gay for a while

[balmy condor]

yeah and the overview page that has a pie chart of races by popularity is the most important

[warm vortex]

That's going on my LinkedIn page

My trans girl vibes

[dawn condor]

i cant really

[warm vortex]

Also tbh

I think most people would assume this is a female character

And not a dude

[hollow river]

they know what gets clicks eh

[normal mist]

I would yeah

[flint siren]

True, most won't, but the ones with the wild questions could come from such a process

[spice spire]

I assume nothing in life king

[balmy condor]

just this

on loop

[warm vortex]

Built like a monkey
Think like a monkey
Stink like a monkey

[flint siren]

Which isn't updated for Dracthyr

[hollow river]

can i have a hit of your acid whispyr

[balmy condor]

sure unzips pants

[warm vortex]

Tbh we should probably leave whispyr be XD

He has work to do haha

[balmy condor]

it's like a vape

[hollow river]

[warm vortex]

And im p sure delaying it more just means more stress for him

[balmy condor]

you gotta take a long drag

[warm vortex]

Oh i thought you were like pissing in your face

and that was the acid

Actually whispyr

[balmy condor]

I am like 5% stress 95% rage

[normal mist]

We finally reached peak assa chat rn

[warm vortex]

How much time have you been given to write this

[balmy condor]

oh a ton

[warm vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-cat-sour-cat-cat-meme-cat-gif-4305398913986271634

And when did you start

Working on it

[normal mist]

Tomorrow

[balmy condor]

like 2 days ago

[warm vortex]

Ok i think i see the problem

[balmy condor]

you see the thing about the guides

which is super cool

[normal mist]

Whispyr works best under pressure

[balmy condor]

is either you wait until the last 3 days to write it

[warm vortex]

Just like my pp

Woudln't it be better to like

FIll it out

[balmy condor]

or you write some absolute fucking nonsense

[warm vortex]

so you can easily just change it

[balmy condor]

cause PTR is a disaster hellscape with nothing working

[warm vortex]

so the layour and formatting is done

[balmy condor]

and then you have to rewrite the shit again

and then they change your tier

[warm vortex]

So if you need to change something you can go in and just
Write it

[balmy condor]

and you have to rewrite the shit again

and then they tune trinkets

and you have to rewrite the shit again

[spice spire]

Real

[warm vortex]

Well if you already had the tier done, you could have rewritten it
Like im assuming if the page is already made and filled with filler information, you could go day by day and update it instead of waiting for a single day

[balmy condor]

and patch updates are not billed hourly

[warm vortex]

Sure it wouldn't be that accurate but the expansion isn't out yet

[balmy condor]

so rewriting the same gear page over and over and over again

can go fuck itself

[warm vortex]

Well that's why i think daily would be a good ide

Like at the end of the day, you can spend 2 hours straight
Full focus on the guide with a list of the changes that day

and just change what happened

And then sleep, and do the same next day

[spice spire]

Call me “rewriting the same gear page over and over and over again”

[warm vortex]

Like ok

I don't write guides

[balmy condor]

and then work 50 hours on a guide that should've taken me 15?

[warm vortex]

so maybe im literally vomitting shit

[sharp isle]

Whats the ! for taletns and such?

[warm vortex]

So idk

[balmy condor]

for the same money?

[balmy condor]

!guide

[prisma monolith]

Assassination Guides:
Wowhead: https://www.wowhead.com/assassination-rogue-guide
IV: https://www.icy-veins.com/wow/assassination-rogue-pve-dps-guide
Method: https://www.method.gg/guides/assassination-rogue

[spice spire]

!guide

[prisma monolith]

Assassination Guides:
Wowhead: https://www.wowhead.com/assassination-rogue-guide
IV: https://www.icy-veins.com/wow/assassination-rogue-pve-dps-guide
Method: https://www.method.gg/guides/assassination-rogue

[spice spire]

Duck

[sharp isle]

thanks! 😄

[spice spire]

Fuck even

[warm vortex]

That's fair

I gotta remember htis isn't a hobby

it's a job

[nova aspen]

distracting the king from his deadline

[spice spire]

Ye and it ain’t particularly fun

[nova aspen]

[solar wyvern]

Have you considered foresight? Tried tapping into your psychic link and predict the future?

Know the tier set before it even lands

Perhaps, black magic?

[spice spire]

Been sending him cock videos because I’m a hater

[warm vortex]

ME

PLEASE

MEME

Jk ahem

Yea i think it would be easier if they had multiple guide writers perhaps

But idk

as i said i don't write gudes

I write stories

[spice spire]

Technically there were no notes about the tier update. So he does

[sharp isle]

Do i ever play sanguine blades?

[balmy condor]

the best part about all of this is that we're talking about what the best way to update the gear page is, knowing full well they're gonna do another 2 passes of trinket tuning after the patch goes live and I'm gonna have to shuffle all the shit around to begin with

[gusty mirage]

?

[balmy condor]

if you'd like to, sure

[spice spire]

Jealousy is a disease get well soon xoxo

[gusty mirage]

@marble hemlock @earnest remnant take a look at this horny mfer

[balmy condor]

there's nothing wrong with sanguine blades aside from the fact that it does 0 single target damage

[spice spire]

Bro

[nova aspen]

[warm vortex]

I mean

Your blades are sanguiune

that must account for something

[spice spire]

What is horny about this @gusty mirage

[sharp isle]

Ah yeah true doing 12-13 keys atm loss on ST would feel kinda bad

[balmy condor]

no my blades are dull as mandated by a court and the advice of multiple psychiatrists

[nova aspen]

das a fresh cock right there

[earnest remnant]

[warm vortex]

What does your talent buiold look like

[spice spire]

Ty king needed that

[warm vortex]

I love fresh co

[spice spire]

[warm vortex]

Tbh

[balmy condor]

okay don't bother me anymore I hate you all

[warm vortex]

im starting to have the same idnner and breakfast every day

love you cutie patootie

[gusty mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/doggo-boop-gif-22290017

[warm vortex]

Write that guide gamer

[spice spire]

Love you miss you

[warm vortex]

But yea i don't do em anymore

But if your worired about ST in keys

I'd suggest this
It isnt full blown ST

but it doesn't sac AOE for ST

[spice spire]

Dashing

[warm vortex]

If you are a god

[spice spire]

💀

[warm vortex]

You can play this one though

Because we all know it's the best

[gusty mirage]

what can I play if I wanna get some bitches

[warm vortex]

dont fucking 💀 me

Mister monkey

[warm vortex]

Anything but wow

[spice spire]

Literally any other game

[gusty mirage]

real

[spice spire]

Ok I’d like the brain cell vend

[gusty mirage]

all I'm saying I quit wow

[hollow river]

[gusty mirage]

and got married

COINCIDENCE?

THE MATH MATHS

[warm vortex]

Mom said it's my turn on the braincell

[gusty mirage]

THE HOMIES ARE RIGHT

[warm vortex]

Indeed

[sharp isle]

thats looks cool

[gusty mirage]

you have a great name

[warm vortex]

Yea
You just need to get rid of the SBS muscle memory

[gusty mirage]

I have nothing else to add to this discussion

https://tenor.com/view/skeletor-running-away-run-away-running-away-laughing-laughing-gif-21904123

[spice spire]

Cbumforolympia2020 truly is a goated name

Damn

[warm vortex]

And also a 2 second longer enven feels really nice imo for ST
But that's like
A sthing i do because i suck big cock at world of warcraft

[sharp isle]

haha thanks

[warm vortex]

Wanna see a goated name

[spice spire]

[gusty mirage]

nah Adam

great name

[warm vortex]

Also

[gusty mirage]

only great people are named Adam

[warm vortex]

I find this name funny tbh

[sharp isle]

the best part is that he won it aswell

[warm vortex]

Im happy i got it

[spice spire]

I know

[dawn condor]

Classic german name there

[warm vortex]

I also somehow got ruben, phobos and sulfur

[peak bobcat]

Me too it’s the legit 100% guaranteed Strat

[crystal pollen]

What're my expectations for Kingsbane stacks on a boss? Is it that I'm doing something poorly if I'm not hitting 50 stacks before the effect ends, or is hitting 50 a sign I was doing well

[earnest remnant]

me

[warm vortex]

Luck

[sharp isle]

how does this do without splatter?

[gusty mirage]

I'd never play you babe, you're forever my eboyfriend

[crystal pollen]

Ah noted

[warm vortex]

Fucking horrid

The joke is that its the "crab build"

[gusty mirage]

[warm vortex]

Because the talent tree looks like a crab

[warm vortex]

Well
You can do stuff to improve it like doing your rota properly

[gusty mirage]

@earnest remnant I have a probable cause conference in 50 minutes AMA

[warm vortex]

But sometimes you hit high stacks

[cerulean walrus]

[warm vortex]

sometimes you don't

[spice spire]

50 means you did fine. Generally during dm windows you should hit it a bit early

But if you’re hitting 50 rawdog too

[warm vortex]

Yea DM makes it easier

[spice spire]

You’re gucci

[gusty mirage]

you cheat on me with whispyr and quake all the time wtf

fere yousa ho

[cerulean walrus]

Damn

I gotta reform

[crystal pollen]

Right on, so doing rotation properly = relatively likely to hit 50 a little early, but bad rng can goof you

[spice spire]

That’s true Justin is the ohio man after all

[warm vortex]

Here's a buiild big whisps cooked me up a bit ago

[warm vortex]

I belive so yes
But tbh

Kingsbane without dm is kinda

whatever

[gusty mirage]

stop dropping government names Reid

[warm vortex]

Like you wanna use it cause it still does damage but

[spice spire]

So true bestie

[warm vortex]

it's not the end of the world if you don't get 50 stacked kingsbane outside of DM

cause of like

Lethal dose for example

[spice spire]

Too many mfs know it already idgaf

[warm vortex]

making your KB stronger in DM
Along with the faster ramp

[cerulean walrus]

Brotherman stood me up at the dumpster on Valentine’s Day and then he doxxes me

[spice spire]

Damn

[crystal pollen]

I'm sure I could get this information from looking up rotation guides and shit but since I'm here, do I want to kings before or after dm? and should i save my DoTs for after DM or does DM double retroactively

[warm vortex]

The order is

Ok firstly

[cerulean walrus]

All those backshots and for what?

[crystal pollen]

Worth pointing out Im like brand new to rogue and the spec in general

[warm vortex]

You want the envenom buff before any buffs

You dm then kings

And shiv halfway through the kings

[crystal pollen]

oh halfway interesting

[warm vortex]

And ofc you want all your bleeds on the target before DM

ofc

If you have 1 shiv

you wanna use it when KB is gonna be doing more damage

Because if KB gets buffed the longer it's on a target, making them take more nature damage is better when KB is doing more damage

[crystal pollen]

Oooohhhh

[warm vortex]

It doens't snapshot

If it did, KB wouldn't fucking work which

would be really

really funny

[crystal pollen]

So bleeds set up pre-DM, shiv saved for during kb, envenom before anything

gotcha

[warm vortex]

And also you DM before KB because
I belive you get more time with double posions, which means faster ramping

Yea but you want the envenom buff before using your CDs

because higher posion application = faster KB ramp

Also

just noticed you said that

ignore me

XD

I can't read, i play rogue

[crystal pollen]

no you're good i turbo appreciate the help

I was brainlessly applying shiv on cd and then just buffing before putting my dots on

[warm vortex]

Fair
IIrc you shouldn't use shiv in aoe without kb, there was a disucssion a few days ago

Unless you are running arterial precision, which like

98% of aoe builds probably dont run it

And also, if you have 2 shivs
You use
Dm
Shiv
Kingsbane

Then another one halfway through

[crystal pollen]

I'm still leveling atm so thankfully no blunders in anything important, learning the class and all

[hollow river]

Wasn’t that discussion about how you don’t even shiv kb in aoe

[warm vortex]

Yea no problem

Oh really?

[hollow river]

[warm vortex]

I have no idea, will have to ask whispy about that

But he is busy

[hollow river]

@spice spire will know

[warm vortex]

Also another thing mister log
Just FYI
You only want to open with ambush from stealth if you don't have a deathstalkers mark up

[crystal pollen]

how is ass rogue in high level delves btw

[warm vortex]

Tbh rogue in delves is both good and bad

[spice spire]

It’s more than fine

[crystal pollen]

oh interesting

[warm vortex]

Good because you can stealth past everything

[hollow river]

Quake

[warm vortex]

bad if you wanna play it by killign all the packs

[spice spire]

Raw damage output = no.
Prio damage = yes

[hollow river]

Pog

[warm vortex]

It's just more worth your time to open with a garrote instead of an ambush if you already have a mark

Or

darkest night

rather

[hollow river]

[crystal pollen]

Okay sick

I still need to learn to track my marks and stuff

but ive been exclusively opening with ambush

[warm vortex]

Yea, thats a thing i fell into
I mean
It's not like

Your dps goes away its just

More beneficial to open with garrote if you have DN

Like, it isnt that big of a diffrence, but it's something you can easily do so theres no reason not to do it

[crystal pollen]

Right

And should I be using the empowered garrote with deathmark, like really making sure I double that specifically

[warm vortex]

Mehh
I don't know, i think on the guide it says eomthign about that
But personally a garrote is a garrote

Your bleeds are not your highest damage

[gilded oasis]

What's DN

[warm vortex]

You apply them for the energy and the buffs they provide

Not the damage

[warm vortex]

Darkest night

[gilded oasis]

Swing and a miss

[warm vortex]

The buff you get from conusming all the marks off a target

[slate crown]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/316923898501529600/1342153461042774070/IMG_0315.gif

[warm vortex]

Makes your Next Enven crit and hit harde

and apply 3 marks

[warm vortex]

REALLY need a girl that can do this to me

[slate crown]

same

[warm vortex]

Whenever i say that it makes me laugh cause it reminds me of someone saying how much gas the sun burns or smtyh

top comment

[spice spire]

You mfs need Jesus. And this is coming from me

[warm vortex]

"I need a girl that farts that much"

Quake

[crystal pollen]

not the violence just the emotional abuse

[warm vortex]

Actually

Id prefer a hubby

[warm vortex]

Based

[frigid pilot]

Is outlaw gonna be way better than sin?

[hollow river]

[lusty kraken]

not even close

[nova aspen]

maybe in key levels 1-5

where stuff dies before u can even deathmark

[brazen sluice]

any WA expert here? im using whysper WA as sub and it doesnt track my x3 charges of symbols any solution?

[strange python]

Sudden demise goes brrrr

[nova aspen]

sure

its basically a culling strike

law is instant 2.5m dps

in m0's i expect it to plow

(i will still play sin)

[hollow river]

you can set it's Load condition to "never" and use a different WA pack for sub specifically. like Lisonna's

[warm vortex]

Tbh i rarely change the Was i use
Like idk how they work, let alone changing them

[red schooner]

Same, somebody more competent than me has done this thing, I ain't dabbling in whatever dark arts were used to make it.

[golden loom]

I have weakauras for every class I play but I still look more at my actionbars 🙂

[spice spire]

Lisonna also updated hers to 11.1 last night afaik

[manic quartz]

!wa

[prisma monolith]

Assassination Weakauras/Plater profiles:
Whispyr's Afenar Edit
Luxthos's Group
LE's Group
LE's Rogue Collection
Devlin's Group
Ceverion's Plater
Whispyr's Plater

[manic quartz]

Shit that means i need to update LE's and do the custom color config again

[final star]

How can that one guy on reddit who says you need to pool cope now!!!

[brazen sluice]

asked in sub , now im asking here if im playing sub + assa whats the neutral stats of my gear should be? both loves mastrey but paired with what? crit or vers?

[final star]

whatever gear you got you sim

and equip what sim tells you

there is no thinking required

[royal lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-broken-cat-cat-drinking-cat-licking-cat-air-gif-20661740

[final star]

https://tenor.com/view/anteater-my-reaction-me-when-you-said-what-you-just-said-gif-26238660

[brazen sluice]

when it comes to crafting which stats suit the best for both specs? idk vers mastrey maybe?

[hollow river]

in pve you don't really push for just 2 stats, you just sim gear

[final star]

mastery vers or mastery crit it literally does not matter

just get gear for both if ur that worried

I will be turning off my brain

[royal lantern]

if you wanna minmax, just gear sub focused first, cus assa really doesnt care about stats at all

[brazen sluice]

that well require alot of sims

[final star]

yeah

[brazen sluice]

kk

[final star]

so run the sims

I love simming

[brazen sluice]

who in earth enjoys simming

[golden loom]

then dont sim

just vibe

[brazen sluice]

xD

[golden loom]

[royal lantern]

but ye wow gearing is just

[brazen sluice]

sometimes u gotta do things u hate just coz its better for u

[final star]

ahaha yeah so true

[royal lantern]

higher ilvl = use

2 items of same ilvl = sim

the end

[golden loom]

think trinkets is only thing that kinda differ between the 2 specs

[final star]

nope

house of cards and eye of kezan

[golden loom]

meant on live

[final star]

nope

[royal lantern]

only 300specs use that combo next tier wdym

[final star]

transmitter and egg

[golden loom]

I dont have transmitter or egg

[brazen sluice]

who cares about 1 week old live

[final star]

sounds like an uwucutegirl in game problem

[golden loom]

no transmitter so I cant play sub gg..

[final star]

[royal lantern]

wait i just noticed its uwucutegirl

thought it was uwucatgirl

[golden loom]

meow

[final star]

Tryan more like Dumyan

D. U. M. Dum.

[royal lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-dog-propeller-cap-no-idea-dumb-cute-gif-13315397

[golden loom]

my sub rogue is running goated on the sticks trinkets

think transmitter has dropped 7 of my 9 heroic kyveza kills but never won the roll

[balmy condor]

making a trinket tier list feels so fucking stupid rn

[golden loom]

1 day surely

[sonic schooner]

dw i still didnt see a transmitter and the season is finished

[balmy condor]

I have 1 trinket in S, 2 trinkets in A, 1 trinket in B, and then like a dozen in C and another 8 in D

[sonic schooner]

so cool to reclear every week

[balmy condor]

good balance

3 useable trinkets in the whole pool

[sonic schooner]

Whispyr making trinket tierlist "so this trinket is good because it s good" "this trinket is bad because it s bad" "dont ask just trust". And then everyone gonna still ask why

[final star]

This is my mains gear

This is my alt rogue

[balmy condor]

I mean trinket balance right now is eye of kezan and what

[final star]

I need to farm crests but why bother

[balmy condor]

with the "what" part being house of cards or signet

and then like

everything else is just objectively dogshit

[frigid pilot]

no mythic skardyn?

trolling

[sonic schooner]

it s like every ptr cycle i guess, they dont tune shit during 3 months of ptr just to balance things 2 weeks after the patch release

we know blizzard

[final star]

I have mythic skardyn

[final star]

in my bags

[royal lantern]

but WHY is it good??

"because it does high dmg"

but WHY does it do high dmg???

because the numbers are high

"but WHY are the numbers high????

[frigid pilot]

i did 60 Grim batols, 0 drop then got it in vault

[sonic schooner]

But why is it why 😠

[balmy condor]

I think other trinket better because uptime actually

[royal lantern]

i think m+ streamer used other trinket so you are a big popo liar

[balmy condor]

yeah but like

good trinket uptime bad

and bad trinket uptime good

so bad trinket actually good

it makes a lot of sense

just dont' think

turn brain off

[hearty reef]

wake of ashes

[proven jasper]

[golden loom]

I am gonna be a B tier trinket gamer 😎

[balmy condor]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I DONT WANNA FUCKING DO A TRINKET TIER LIST

WHY

fuck

god dmanit

I just gotta lock in and vomit into the guide and then go sleep

i don't fucking care

god fuck

[hearty reef]

and you have to make it with a smile on your face

[sonic schooner]

so if it s bad it s good cuz if it s good it s bad but what if it is sometimes good sometimes bad and what if it s goodbad or badgood

your work is valuable and you re amazing whispyr, get a good rest after vomiting some stuff

[balmy condor]

well actually it's vomit, then video to accompany the big pin, THEN sleep

but good enough

[golden loom]

Getting the 2 best trinkets on mythtrack will be hard (impossible)

[balmy condor]

just use the dinars!

that may or may not exist

[lean plover]

i wish they made them faster to acquire

17 renown or w/e was too much

[balmy condor]

forget faster to acquire I wish they were real

[royal lantern]

they said that they will bring back visionsnin some form right

so it will 100% be with Visions lol

[balmy condor]

they said a lot of things

[royal lantern]

tru

[royal lantern]

well its not renown anymore

they are just gone

and nobody knows where

[balmy condor]

all I know is the gear page has a section for how to spend your dinar

[royal lantern]

and nothing was said yet

[balmy condor]

and I have to make recommendations for a currency that doesn't exist

incredible

[golden loom]

but atleast heroic versions of the trinkets will still be good right

[wind pendant]

I wish you luck in your endeavors

[final star]

put eye of kezan and house of cards in S and the rest in D thanks

[balmy condor]

I mean yeah basically

[sonic schooner]

i m fine with the waiting, like every season should have trinket dinnars after the HOF close or something

[balmy condor]

that's what I'm doing

[sonic schooner]

Not getting a trinket a whole season sucks

[final star]

at least they are proud of trinket design in 11.1

[sonic schooner]

Like i havent gotten transmitter, or back in SL i didnt get xymox cache until last week lmao, or every edge of eons before last week as well

[royal lantern]

nah, you are doing it wrong

it sucks until YOU drop it, then you go "oh shut up, you dont need it, dont be entilted for loot"

[sonic schooner]

i mean this season i just recleared kyveza cuz we used my spot to boost (mostly), every single week, heroic AND mythic, we havent seen a transmitter in the whole guild the whole tier

it sux

😔

[royal lantern]

we dropped the kyveza fist weapon 1x in total

on all difficultys lol

[golden loom]

how much better is that 1 hand + trinket compared to a normal 639 sword on Outlaw for example

or is it just a nice lil effect

[sonic schooner]

Ok well we got like 20 kyveza weapons and daggers

our first kyveza kill actually i got 2 daggers, one being avoidance lmao

[nova aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitten-cat-typing-kitten-typing-typing-gif-9421482755570860732

[balmy condor]

[manic quartz]

i choose my trinkets based of their icon

[final star]

that's very generous of you

[arctic socket]

Yall remember to refer @spice spire as teddy bear

Holy shit

[manic quartz]

coz neat icon = 100% more dmg

[arctic socket]

Trinket tier list

[balmy condor]

yeah I ain't afraid to post this tier list

cause it's an absolute fucking clown fiesta

[final star]

I'd move up house of cards really

[drifting cloud]

you forgot timewalking trinkets

[final star]

but I agree it's all wank

[balmy condor]

I don't think trinket balance going into a patch has ever been this bad

[spice surge]

Did you try lining up any of the nature damage trinkets with lingering?

[arctic socket]

Sir uhm sir what’s our bis!

(I’m sorry)

[balmy condor]

no and I don't care until like another 2 passes of trinket tuning

[dapper cradle]

The only thing nature related that lingers is the last bit of piss in my underweaer

[balmy condor]

we don't add those

[final star]

Anyone from rogue discord going to the London 30th Anniversary event tomorrow you reckon

[balmy condor]

let me ping everyone and find out

[final star]

thanks

I am going

would be nice to know

[royal lantern]

do it coward

[final star]

why is it a profanity filter hit, why can you even type it

[nova aspen]

@ everyone

[balmy condor]

it's for scam bot detection

[final star]

beep boop I am a bot

[balmy condor]

even it weren't filtered it wouldn't do anything, y'all don't have the perms

[final star]

yeah I know

it's more that

[royal lantern]

remember when we could do it

and somebody did it

[hollow river]

lets just casually ping 135K people real quick

[dapper cradle]

Would love to see whisp with a perm

[final star]

it changed to blue

and not just regular

[balmy condor]

it gives you a warning

[hollow river]

yeah

[balmy condor]

and says "hey, are you sure you want to ping 75,329 people"

and I shit my pants

[hollow river]

[balmy condor]

I might have the screenshot somewhere still

[final star]

I mean surely someone from that is going to the London event

might as well for me

cheers bud

imagine getting to meet me and the blizzard devs

so cool

[royal lantern]

you can even meet my RL

[dapper cradle]

Kpb gonna invite you to his hotel room

[final star]

I don't need a hotel

I live in London

[dapper cradle]

I thought you were welsh

[final star]

No

[royal lantern]

i feel so sorry for you rn

[final star]

British

[dapper cradle]

Bro is a true rogue then

Dodging the knives in london

[royal lantern]

that 140% stab resistance

[final star]

pull out the leng yh

[hearty reef]

where's the best place to eat a full breakfast?

[final star]

how long is a piece of string

[dapper cradle]

Someone hits you with the cheap shot rupture dance symbols sectech at borough market

[sonic schooner]

u put them in C cuz D wasnt spacious enough right?

[final star]

at least you could pop off to the globe or tate modern right after

[spice spire]

Somewhere without beans on toast

[dapper cradle]

I really enjoyed going to fortnum and mason

[spice spire]

[dapper cradle]

Felt like fancy SpongeBob

[golden loom]

Sap the police, blind the bouncer, cheap shot marked for death kidney deathmark rupture tea re-sap the police vanish

[dapper cradle]

Duel the medics

[final star]

?????????

[dapper cradle]

Full english is bis though

[golden loom]

imagine u get put into a shadowy duel in real life

its fried

[final star]

chat, am I cooked

[hearty reef]

yes if you dont answer my question

[dapper cradle]

Idk are you beans on toast?

[final star]

just find any rundown cafe

and get the breakfast of choice

they usually have set menu A through Z

pick the one you want the most

[spice spire]

????? I’m a known beans on toast hater

[hearty reef]

no i meant the classic full english

thats not greasy slop tho and has a semblance of homemade

[golden loom]

full english + mimosas go hard

[final star]

doesn't exist

it's all greasy slop

[hearty reef]

[final star]

we're called "british people" not "beans on toast"

[spice spire]

I actually like quite a few British people (mistake)

Just dislike the concept (primordial american)

[golden loom]

in november I took a 4:30 am train with 5 friends where we started drinking at 5am, arrived in the capital at like 10am and went for a full english breakfast + mimosas

was goated

(in finland not england 😎 )

[spice surge]

One of my favourite terms fr fr

[spice spire]

Yw for that one

[spice surge]

Good cook

[dapper cradle]

Native american?

[coral stump]

completely different hello

native americans share 0 resemblance to “actual americans”

british people r diet americans

[dapper cradle]

Bro said primordial american

[spice surge]

He is not referring to native americans with the primordial americans comment

Its the british

[coral stump]

yuh

ancestrally speaking, it’s the british

they’re unevolved americans, they still eat wartime meals

we just eat toxic chemicals disguised as food

[arctic socket]

This chat never fails to amaze me

[coral stump]

huntercord got dry. so here i am.

[dapper cradle]

The baked potato and mashed pees shit

[coral stump]

[dapper cradle]

Got me squirming bro

[coral stump]

bro honestly

baked potato

with some tuna

could be good

but the minute u put beans on that shit

[arctic socket]

That sounds horrible

[dapper cradle]

Ya the tuna one is aight

[coral stump]

[arctic socket]

Potato and tuna?

[coral stump]

sounds okay to me

[dapper cradle]

Protein and carbs

[coral stump]

i’m a big tuna fan tho

[dapper cradle]

A complete meal

[coral stump]

u seen the pies mash and jellied eels?

w that weird ass green sauce

[dapper cradle]

Jellied eels is crazy work

[coral stump]

it’s a royal delicacy

[dapper cradle]

I only trust the japanese to make good eels

Bery derishous

[coral stump]

i don’t trust anything jellied

what other british atrocities are there

beans on toast is obvious

[dapper cradle]

There’s some banger jellied food out there

[coral stump]

nah can’t do it

[dapper cradle]

Stargazy pie

[old thistle]

wtf

[dapper cradle]

Real btw

[coral stump]

okay hold on

[old thistle]

the hell is that shit

[coral stump]

what type of fish is that

[old thistle]

throw it away

[coral stump]

it’s sardines isn’t it.

[old thistle]

you can make a fish pie

but not like that

[dapper cradle]

Sardines usually

[coral stump]

i mean i like sardines

[dapper cradle]

Sardines bang though I love deenz so much

[coral stump]

but i don’t need to see their corpses coming out of the pie

just makes it awkward to eat

[dapper cradle]

The actual pie has fish meat in it

Which is fine imo

[coral stump]

yeah i’m sure the pie tastes fine

but the presentation

it’s like using a human skull for a cereal bowl

[warm vortex]

Yo

@balmy condor

How is the guide going

[haughty flicker]

[dapper cradle]

Haggis goes hard though, even though it looks like a cancerous blob

[warm vortex]

Tbh

most british food looks like it will give you some sort of illness

[balmy condor]

editing last page

[warm vortex]

But tastes really nice

Yay good job gamer

[dapper cradle]

Love haggis

[warm vortex]

:3

Haven't had haggis before tbh

[coral stump]

yeah that looks like an infested egg sac

[dapper cradle]

It’s so good though

[coral stump]

what’s in it

[severe meadow]

[coral stump]

same reaction i had

the pies themself looked good

i love mashed potatoes

then they ruined it with the green sauce.

then they desecrated it with the jellied eels.

[dapper cradle]

It’s animal organs and oatmeal

Super healthy ngl

[coral stump]

of course it is

[dapper cradle]

Very savory and hearty

[warm vortex]

Fuck theres a somnius in my cat machine

Get out of there

It's dangerous >:(

[coral stump]

british food enjoyer too

gonna blow up the whole thing

[warm vortex]

Bro im british

i have to like the food

[dapper cradle]

I’m not british

[warm vortex]

I mean, some of it is shit

Like

[coral stump]

is the king forcing u to eat jellied eels bro

cmon

[dapper cradle]

I just like good food ya know

[coral stump]

stand up for urself

[warm vortex]

People buying beans on toast
Just fucking make it yourself

[coral stump]

i’m sorry but animal organs and oatmeal sounds like a fucking survival ration

[old thistle]

beans on toast , lame

[warm vortex]

Tbh half of our food isn't ours

That's why it tastes good

[coral stump]

that’s the british way

[warm vortex]

You literally play outlaw

[old thistle]

bro

[warm vortex]

You can't talk about smth being lame

Smh

[dapper cradle]

I mean, it’s peasant food lol

[old thistle]

listen carefully

[coral stump]

don’t get uppity, brit.

[old thistle]

im a cook

i come from greece

[dapper cradle]

Like french onion soup

[old thistle]

beans on toast for food

like

get out

[coral stump]

french onion soup is british?

[warm vortex]

Nah

[coral stump]

i love that shit

[dapper cradle]

Nah it’s french, but it’s the same type of food = peasant food

Like haggis and shit

[warm vortex]

Anything french is pesant

Minus Zac

He cool

[coral stump]

atleast french ppl have good peasent food

[dapper cradle]

Yeah bro my fois gras is peasant

[severe meadow]

I legit saw this on Tiktok this morning

The food you were talking about

[coral stump]

we prolly saw the same vid

[severe meadow]

The old dude ordering it or w/e?

[coral stump]

YEP

[severe meadow]

Hivemind

[coral stump]

my knowledge of british food has been involuntarily

[warm vortex]

I mean

When it has to feed like 95% of the nation

it better be good

[coral stump]

true id happily be a french peasant feasting on french onion soup everyday

also once again brit ur flying to close to the sun commenting on countries

ur not innocent

[warm vortex]

I know

I'm just doing it because i find it funny

[severe meadow]

As basic as it is, I haven't tried the beans on toast but I feel like it'd be alright

[coral stump]

never ask a tea company what they were doing in the 1700s.

[coral stump]

i don’t like beans by themself, only time i’ll eat them is in chili

beans on toast is just

epitome of bum food

[severe meadow]

I LOVE beans

[coral stump]

like ur so lazy u can’t make anything else

[severe meadow]

Yes

[coral stump]

what i hate the most abt beans on toast is that ur wasting perfectly good bread for a sandwich

instead of ruining it w fucking beans

[spice spire]

Nah British

[wide sand]

!fuu

[prisma monolith]

Rogue Spreadsheet - Light Version / Dark Version

[warm vortex]

Bro

never ask like

90% of the world what they did in the past

[coral stump]

[warm vortex]

cough cough ww2 Japan cough cough

I think it was called unit 731

[old thistle]

add belgium there

[warm vortex]

or something

[warm vortex]

Seriosuly tho
If you ever want to think "what the fuck"

take a look at this

[royal lantern]

bro you could not ask me what i did 2hours ago

[warm vortex]

Apparently trying to drink

[spice spire]

Bro you can’t ask me what I did 2m ago

(Your pops)

[balmy condor]

Tell me to sleep

[spice spire]

I’d say ur pops but I’m way too old

But also accurate

[balmy condor]

W joke

Never gets old

Just like

Nvm

[spice spire]

DOG

Something something German Drake

[scarlet meadow]

does anyone else fan of knives at 6 combo points with darkest night up bc its less energy than mutilate (in pure st)? or am i just dumb

[wise whale]

No

[golden loom]

press muttilate

[spice spire]

Dumb

Unfort

[golden loom]

or garrote if its in pandemic

[runic hinge]

Mutilate does way more damage

[wise whale]

I press slice n dice

[spice spire]

[wise whale]

The sound it makes

Audio dammies

[old thistle]

you know the animation of snd had never changed

[golden loom]

nor the sound

[scarlet meadow]

me dumb, ty

[golden loom]

I hate what they did to my sweet blade flurry sound from classic

or I guess general cleave sound

[wise whale]

We don't have animations

[old thistle]

remeber that blade flurry animation was a paladin seal

[wise whale]

So I settle for sliceydice

[old thistle]

same for sprint

[royal lantern]

hey

we have

stab

mutilate

and racial_heavy_1

btw, i love that the deathmark animation is literally just Fury Warrior Rampage+Rupture togheter

[coral stump]

enough assa talk

back to the british food talk

[royal lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-paws-gif-22060603

[spice spire]

I’d rather not

[royal lantern]

beans?

[coral stump]

i’m on the UK vpn rn

looking at their taco bell menu

dude they got fucking chicken nachos

[royal lantern]

is that good or bad....?

[coral stump]

idk sounds good

[royal lantern]

im no nacho expert, you tell me

[coral stump]

we have the cheesy gordita crunch in america and that’s it

[coral stump]

it’s like breaded chicken

rmbr the burger king chicken fries?

same concept, nacho shaped

[royal lantern]

no

[coral stump]

u missed out

[royal lantern]

you know how often i ate McD/Burgerking in the last 15years?

like 3x lol

[spice spire]

I think trickz means instead of chips

It’s like chicken as the base

For nachos

[coral stump]

yes

they have weird looking cups

but that burrito looks bomb

they also have nacho fries as just their regular side there

lucky bastards

[spice spire]

Damn the volcano burrito. Miss her

From like 2008

[coral stump]

i never had it

[burnt star]

wait, was fuu's sim updated with the new change to sin 4p?

[coral stump]

they don’t have the dipping burritos tho, they’re missing out on greatness rn

[spice spire]

No idea

[burnt star]

cose the number match what,s in the pin

[balmy condor]

Then he probably updated

[burnt star]

then 2/2 is still way stronger..

thats concerning

[royal lantern]

then he didnt update it yet

[balmy condor]

What

[royal lantern]

[balmy condor]

Yeah lmao

[spice spire]

2/2 is not

[burnt star]

sim yesterday

[balmy condor]

The hell am I looking at

What is old 2p4p

[burnt star]

https://mimiron.raidbots.com/simbot/report/pCRwGRJAjTZutnocrpk5WS

[runic hinge]

are both 2 sets at 670 ilvl

whats the gear look like here

[peak bobcat]

bro is lost

just wait till the patch dawg to look at tier set relevancy

[burnt star]

they are the max lvl they can achieve, so 639 for the 2p for s1 and 678 for s2

[runic hinge]

How do you know that

[balmy condor]

Why’s it got old tier 639 hands equipped

[burnt star]

i mean i look at the data.. of the sim

[balmy condor]

Also this is just entirely wrong lmao

[burnt star]

how is that entirely wrong?

[balmy condor]

Cause you can see the input

[burnt star]

thats direcly from the full html report

[balmy condor]

Fuck the report man

The input of the sim

He’s just flipping the bonuses on and off

[peak bobcat]

arguing with the guy who sims gear literally all day

nasty work

[balmy condor]

Idk why there’s still random season 1 gear in there when it’s just flipping the bonuses around

But like that’s what it is

[arctic socket]

Pretty sure he’s the one who makes the sims

[balmy condor]

I didn’t make that one

[burnt star]

no one's arguing. im just reading data. if data is wrong i have no issue with that, that was the initial question to begin with

thats fuu's sim

https://www.raidbots.com/simbot/report/mizC4SJ61KFLnZEi6n7raU

[balmy condor]

His sheet is his thing I have no hand in anything that happens on it nor do I care nor do I open it ever

[peak bobcat]

also on fuu's sim sheet you can see when its updated

[balmy condor]

Yeah except that’s clearly not updated

Cause the sim has a time stamp

So the last updated isn’t updated

[burnt star]

this is the one u should be looking at and in the input its

thats old 2p and new 2p at correct ilvl

[balmy condor]

Yes I’m aware it has old pieces

[burnt star]

so why did u say i was 100% wrong, the ilvl is 639 and 678 respectivily

anyways

[balmy condor]

Because that’s not what the sim is doing

It’s not simming the new 4 piece at s2 ilvls

Cause it’s not changing gear

[burnt star]

gotcha

[balmy condor]

Here, I ran it with scaling the tier pieces down when using old tier

Base is just s2 gear no tier bonus

[burnt star]

sim is really more complicated then what shown, thx for taking the time

[balmy condor]

It doesn’t help when there’s multiple sources of information

[burnt star]

still crazy that 2/2 is really close to 4p

i expect more tuning

or our old 2p is just that good

[storm forum]

It's in his name

[balmy condor]

The old 2 pc is just envenom damage

And the new 2 piece is also envenom damage

So they stack each other

[lavish wing]

why would we play around update 6:36?

[burnt star]

and envenom is our biggest damage

[balmy condor]

Green eviscerate spec

[balmy condor]

If you count poison bomb as envenom damage (I do)

Then envenom is 35%

Not counting any attached additional poison applications

Which then stack kingsbane and also do damage

And give energy with dashing

Envenom is basically 50% of our damage counting all the residual runoff we get from it

[haughty flicker]

i heckin love envenom

[earnest flume]

if you were allowed to cook, what kinda tierset would you guys want for a season.

[spice spire]

One that buffs all my bleeds

[balmy condor]

Anything other than buffing mastery spells

[burnt star]

something u have to change your playstyle

[spice spire]

You know what I’ll say it

[balmy condor]

Literally anything else at this point

[spice spire]

Bring back grudge match

[earnest flume]

hmmm thats the response i expected

[runic inlet]

Envenom

[spice spire]

Or whatever that one was called

[nova aspen]

feral has that

[balmy condor]

We have grudge match quake

Arterial precision exists

[spice spire]

No the 4p

Was also grudge match

It’s a great naming scheme Ik

[hollow river]

At risk of whispyr ripping my head off

What would you want buffed that didn’t buff Mastery spells?

[balmy condor]

Energy

Combo points

[hollow river]

[earnest flume]

thats how i shoulda worded my question

[balmy condor]

Change a cooldown

Give me an extra charge of something

[lavish wing]

every envenom cdr on tea

[balmy condor]

Give me a proc for haste

Give me fucking anything

[hollow river]

give me BFA FoK

[balmy condor]

There’s a billion things that are not mastery

Pick one of them

[earnest flume]

but hear me out

[hollow river]

i'm joking fuck BFA FoK

[earnest flume]

what if envenom did a billion damage

[balmy condor]

Jokes on you already does

[earnest flume]

the perfect timeline for blizz

[storm forum]

I want to go back to when our bleeds did all our damage and our CDs were mostly cosmetic

And env was fake

[balmy condor]

…..wod?

[lavish wing]

good lord...

[balmy condor]

Idk how far back it is

[haughty flicker]

i want to go back to wod so i can make money off mission table again

[storm forum]

Wasn't it BFA?

[balmy condor]

We were a burst spec in bfa

[peak bobcat]

Was pooling for shiv windows bad gameplay ?

In bfa

[balmy condor]

It mattered more then now

Until 8.3 at least

Fuck 8.3

[storm forum]

God I loved 8.3

Haste for the haste gods

[balmy condor]

Yeah you and every other rat

[storm forum]

My fellow rats

[peak bobcat]

Exsang

[storm forum]

O7 exsang

I do not miss exsang as much as I thought I would

[balmy condor]

8.3 is my least favorite assa patch I’ve ever played

[acoustic finch]

How we all feeling about rogue following the ptr?

[balmy condor]

Following the ptr?

[peak bobcat]

Atrophic poison is sick

[balmy condor]

Ptr just started bud, patch is Tuesday

[storm forum]

You didn't like playing double haste proc trinkets and waiting 20/40 seconds of lust for both of them to pop so you could get a giga juiced exsang?

[earnest flume]

bring back prep. hot take?

[proven jasper]

Absolutely hot take yes

[peak bobcat]

wtf does prep do for us

[storm forum]

Or spamming detect(?) Every gcd we pooled fishing for energy procs?

[earnest flume]

no fuckin clue

[golden loom]

deathmark prep deathmark 4x bleeds

[earnest flume]

for the memes

[balmy condor]

Fuck no, and I forgot we did that and now I’m even more pissed