#assassination

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balmy condor
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Idk hekili might try and convince you that it’s literally better than humans or something beats me

drifting basin
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indulge us who arent up to pace

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i feel like casual is the most no-personality streamer out there

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guy doesnt even talk

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just sits there silently presses buttons like a trained assasins

subtle tundra
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eh its over considering they didnt get to the final

dawn seal
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do u think we should use heikili and also look up what stats people get on logs and copy them exactly and not ever sim our characters surely this would improve gaming

subtle tundra
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probably the team wont continue lol

dawn seal
subtle tundra
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they got naowh to scream

balmy condor
dawn seal
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ohh

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thank you so much

rotund oak
golden loom
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Naowh was just playing with them cause gingi is permaleveling in classic cause he couldnt stop dying while aoe farming right? kekw

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(that was meant as a question not a statement)

subtle tundra
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they also couldnt play with their healer

balmy condor
subtle tundra
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zaelia drama 🙂

dawn seal
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like the other day I think we hit the enrage because we had some people with tier 2 enchanemtnts also I think some people were missing %1 secondary stats

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that must be it

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it cant be rotation

balmy condor
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Yeh it’s their vers/crit boots when their main stat is mastery

dawn seal
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yeah

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%100

hearty reef
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Hekiki humor gato_stare

balmy condor
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Like sliced tomatoes make me gag

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But if they’re diced it’s fine

golden loom
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i started eating tomatos like i eat apples

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goes kinda hard

rare jackal
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spinach S tier veggie

dawn seal
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my friend wont eat tomatos

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cuz it has seeds

balmy condor
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Or like onions? If it’s sautéed, can’t do it

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But I’ll fuck up an onion ring

dawn seal
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also strawberries

subtle tundra
golden loom
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ive also eaten an onion like a apple, with ketchup on it

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went hard

balmy condor
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It’s something about flimsy wet things

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My tongue just gives up

subtle tundra
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that says something

balmy condor
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That’s why I can’t suck off varas

rotund oak
rare jackal
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thats why we never french kiss 😔

balmy condor
subtle tundra
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i hate sushi high key

rotund oak
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same

rare jackal
rotund oak
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i dont like it

spice surge
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Smh my head fish haters

midnight mist
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Create me a thread daddy whisp please

rare jackal
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sushi is goated
could eat it every day

balmy condor
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We have a sushi place but then we have a SECOND sushi place we go to on Sundays cause the first place is closed Sundays

golden loom
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used to go to a sushi buffet like 2 times per week a few summers ago, its so fkin good

rotund oak
subtle tundra
rare jackal
balmy condor
subtle tundra
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hey. treat her well

warm vortex
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Ok

balmy condor
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She doesn’t complain

warm vortex
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I'm pretty sure this is how it works

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DM makes it so when you apply a posion, it acts like you apply two

balmy condor
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But yeah we do dates on weekends usually

warm vortex
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So it builds KB faster

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Just wanna check

balmy condor
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Or breakfast in the morning on weekdays

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She works like 11-9 on weekdays

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So it’s hard to go have a date

rotund oak
balmy condor
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But it’s actually easier than that

rare jackal
balmy condor
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Cause dm doesn’t make it so when you apply a poison you apply two

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You just have straight up double the poisons

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They each have their own chance

rare jackal
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red meat is associated with higher cholesterol and intestine cancer compared to other meats

balmy condor
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It’s like dragon tempered blades but again

rare jackal
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doestn mean you drop dead eating a steak ofc

balmy condor
rare jackal
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ikr

rotund oak
rare jackal
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sure balance is important
but some food is just strictly worse than other
if you can cut out chips, fries, choclate, soda (especially) you are just better off

rotund oak
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..

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srsly now

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chips and well cooked red meat

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not the same

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and u can even eat chips

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just dont exaggerate

rare jackal
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ofc its not the same, its about illustrating a point

rotund oak
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i think the point is flawed thats what im saying

rare jackal
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you know the bryan johnson guy? who spends 2 mil a day to hyper optimize all his shit

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look at what he is eating

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you wont find red meat

balmy condor
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Illustrating a point, drawing someone a picture

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It’s the same thing

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They’re both painting

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That’s crazy

rare jackal
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woah...

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words can draw images.......like brushes on a canvas

golden loom
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cutting out sugar is goated, sugarfree energy drinks and sugarfree soda carry hard

rare jackal
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thats crazy no?

balmy condor
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Is writing just painting

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Damn

lavish geyser
balmy condor
warm vortex
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I just drink tea with natural sweeteners

balmy condor
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Cause sugar free monster tastes like my gf and sugar free redbull tastes like my cats piss

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Which I don’t know how that tastes like

rare jackal
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water, coffee tea only gang

balmy condor
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I’m just assuming

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I’m not weird

lavish geyser
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Water only gang

golden loom
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I basically live on an energy drink brand called Nocco (think it only exists in nordic countries)

balmy condor
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God damnit

lavish geyser
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Never tried coffee

balmy condor
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Not Nocco again

static glacier
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nocco is garbage

rare jackal
rotund oak
# rare jackal you wont find red meat

my father was a doctor,general surgeon,ive been freestyle wrestling until a certain age.I lift stuff for a living and at the age of 40 im strong as an OX,can run up to 8klm without any porblems by just being normal.I eat red meat,i love pizza,i eat my veggies,i eat fish and my beans.Followed diets and workouts for decades and ive learned one thing,you just need to be normal,dont need anyone to tell me anything,i just go to the clinic,do some tests see how healthly i am and continue.Its that simple

lavish geyser
golden loom
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nah nocco is goated, will not hear anything else

balmy condor
balmy condor
rotund oak
lavish geyser
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Oh wait

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I have seen nocco

balmy condor
lavish geyser
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never seemed like something worth trying.

rare jackal
rotund oak
static glacier
balmy condor
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Yeh I guess

rotund oak
static glacier
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the whole old people drinking and smoking

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they dgaf

rare jackal
# rotund oak .. i think u are rly missing my point

you are missing the point
things can be objectively unhealthy and not impact your life much if consumed in moderate dosages
much the same way you can smoke a cig and nothing happens
however that doesnt matter when we talk about the health impacts of certain things

static glacier
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personally im on a cut atm, eating exceptionally clean, but I respect people who just enjoy life

golden loom
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my great grandmother lived to 104 and she had a glass of brandy every day for the like 15 years she lived at the nursery home

balmy condor
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My dad grew up in a bar/restaurant and he had to scrape the literal ash from all the smoking off the ceiling

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Old people were insane

bronze pike
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I sleep now

golden loom
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sounds like germany

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smoking inside bars is crazy behavior I dont get it

balmy condor
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It is Germany

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But yeah

lavish geyser
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Smoking i dont get

balmy condor
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Wild

rare jackal
oak eagle
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wonder how much longer were gonna go without the tier set being fixed

golden loom
# balmy condor It is Germany

kekw yeah I've only been there once but it was quite the shock to step into a bar, fully covered in like carpet or whatever and people just smoking inside, was like walking through a 2nd door when you stepped inside

low ruin
static glacier
balmy condor
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He said they painted the interior different colors over the years to try and get the right shade of yellow when mixed with all the smoke

oak eagle
rare jackal
balmy condor
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Bugs are gettin fixed for sure

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Tuning idk

rotund oak
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you rly demonizing red meat

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for no reason

oak eagle
balmy condor
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Probably next week

rare jackal
balmy condor
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Or maybe they hotfix it later this week

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I’m checking again tomorrow

oak eagle
balmy condor
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Cause they stealth hotfixed a bunch of shit the last couple days

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Maybe that CT bug is gone

oak eagle
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oh shit

balmy condor
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But yeh it’ll be functional soon probably

oak eagle
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i didnt even realize you updated pins

balmy condor
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And then all they need to do is change every number on the set and gg

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Very simple

rare jackal
oak eagle
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if it doesnt get tuned, is there a chance we still use S1 tier?

balmy condor
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No

spice surge
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S1 tier set also sucks

oak eagle
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i mean true

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just wasnt sure if it sucked as bad as the S2 tier

balmy condor
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Ilvl is insane

spice surge
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Ilvl stronger

glacial stump
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What even is S1 tier

oak eagle
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thats fair

glacial stump
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Cant even remember

balmy condor
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10% mastery

oak eagle
glacial stump
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just stuff

balmy condor
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It’s just 10% mastery

glacial stump
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just does something

oak eagle
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oh its just 10% mast

winged quail
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When you do damage you do more damage

oak eagle
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well then

balmy condor
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And the new 2 piece btw, also 10% mastery, but only on finishers!

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So it’s different

glacial stump
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sin rogue 4set : gib mastry

oak eagle
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do we still have any idea how the mechagon rings are gonna work? since we dont have JY to get the first half

balmy condor
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They won’t

golden loom
oak eagle
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love it

balmy condor
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Yeah idk what they were thinking with that one

rare jackal
golden loom
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I am a ground beef and chicken 2 trick pony 😎

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all u need is ketchup and everything is edible

rare jackal
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ground beef is lowkey broken

golden loom
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yeah its omega broken

rare jackal
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ketchup 🤮

oak eagle
rotund oak
golden loom
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takes no time to make, tastes good, little clean up, can put it in a tortilla wrap or make some macaroni with it

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its just the goat

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also you dont have to fry it with any extra butter or oil for useless calories

oak eagle
balmy condor
iron carbon
balmy condor
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Idk what I’m talking about but apparently the other two will tell you everything is poison

golden loom
oak eagle
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IM SO SORRY

oak eagle
golden loom
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Salt, paprica powder, taco seasoning

balmy condor
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Wah

golden loom
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ketchup is goated

balmy condor
oak eagle
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or grilled cheese actually

golden loom
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nah I eat it with everything

oak eagle
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youre def like 12 years old

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not even old enough to be on discord

golden loom
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rice chicken and ketchup ohh my lord

balmy condor
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Nah they’re goated

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They’re spittin

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This is bars

balmy condor
oak eagle
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this guy puts ketchup on pizza

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100%

balmy condor
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Honestly if it’s ketchup on pizza I’m whipping it out and we’re touching tips

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That’s based

rare jackal
golden loom
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ranch is bad

balmy condor
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Okay nvm im so flaccid

oak eagle
golden loom
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usually the dressing I take for pizza is some garlic stuff

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like just some aioli

balmy condor
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Okay that’s valid

golden loom
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but I just use ketchup on dry stuff instead of making some cringe sauce that takes forever to make

oak eagle
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imagine eating such shit pizza that you need to dip it in something

balmy condor
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We can still touch tips but I need a min to get it back up after you destroyed my ranch dreams

oak eagle
golden loom
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yeah its not dry enough to need sauce

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but ketchup just makes it better

spice surge
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If you put ketchup on chicken its technically red meat

golden loom
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idk the ketchup hate is crazy

oak eagle
balmy condor
rare jackal
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cause its nasty

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might as well sprinkle pure sugar on your stuff

spice surge
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Its not nasty, its just mostly sugar, and thats fine

golden loom
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I need some swedes to come defend pasta and ketchup

rare jackal
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it is nasty

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overpowering and sweet

oak eagle
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but an actual steak?

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or chicken?

warm vortex
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Another thing i wanna check
CT is used on 2 or more targets
Or is it 3 or more

oak eagle
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youre a mad man

golden loom
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also ketchup isnt that sweet

golden loom
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on steak no

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chicken yes

oak eagle
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you need to go to a mental hospital

golden loom
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nah it sounds like I need to make you a meal

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and teach you a lil somethin

oak eagle
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i aint touchin it with a fuckin 300ft pole

balmy condor
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I’ll eat it

golden loom
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they really hate seeing a man enjoying life..

oak eagle
balmy condor
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Not even horny posting on main this time I just legit haven’t seen anything bad from the homie boyx

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So far been very based

golden loom
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if I get put in jail for eating rice chicken and ketchup... so be it

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atleast I will be prepared for jail food

rare jackal
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i just looked up, ketchup is like 25% sugar

balmy condor
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Yes

rotund oak
balmy condor
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It’s American

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?????

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American food
look inside
american

golden loom
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dont think there is anything in europe thats 25% sugar

worldly sail
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ketchup is best. giga low calories compared to fat based condiments like mayo

golden loom
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like look at some sallad dressing and its 800 calories per 100

worldly sail
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although i am a sinner and sometimes mix them omg

oak eagle
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if youre cooking and you need a sauce because your food is so dry, youre cookin it wrong

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plus ketchup is such an overpowering flavor

golden loom
# rare jackal

the felix ketchup bottle I am holding right now is 17g per 100 😄

rotund oak
worldly sail
rotund oak
golden loom
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that looks crazy OMEGALUL

spice surge
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Saucysauce

worldly sail
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saucy sauce HOLY

balmy condor
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What can I say

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We have such a way with words

golden loom
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why are the measurements so fucked also, 160 calories per 2 tablespoon?

desert moss
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Is that just mayonnaise and ketchup ? We call that "cocktail sauce" here

spice surge
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Its like the alleged rhyme of "criss cross apple sauce"

desert moss
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in Belgium

rotund oak
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mayo+ketchup stands on the pinnacle of legendary combination

rare jackal
desert moss
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just don't look at the kcal in there and you are good 😄

golden loom
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The thing I usually do if I have mcdonalds tho is take the garlic sauce packet that comes with the nuggets and mix that with the ketchup thats included

spice surge
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Gotta admit, i am a bit of a mayo hater

desert moss
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great mayonnaise and fries sauce in Belgium/The Netherlands

spice surge
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@spice spire Iirc quake is too

balmy condor
rare jackal
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mayo is decent cause it can serve as a good basis for other dressings

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but yeah, super unhealthy and only for special occassions

balmy condor
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I mean it’s used for a bunch of seafood

desert moss
balmy condor
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So yeah I guess

desert moss
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salad etc

rare jackal
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mayo in salad is NASTY

desert moss
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nasty good you mean 😎

rare jackal
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i give you guys a pass for everything fried cause you just do it so well

golden loom
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saladdressing is the most fucked thing on the planet tbh

desert moss
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salad is useless without sauce

warm vortex
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Deep fried butter is disgusting

golden loom
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like the amount of calories in it and then you feel like you are eating healthy cause its salad

rare jackal
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a vinegar bassed dressing clears any mayo based dressing for salad/potato salad

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any day of the week

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not even close

balmy condor
desert moss
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we all know it is not healthy but food in Belgium is not known to be healthy

balmy condor
rare jackal
warm vortex
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Salad dressing is lovely

balmy condor
rotund oak
desert moss
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mix of cold pasta and other stuff + mayo 😄

desert moss
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just for @rare jackal

rare jackal
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this is gonna be us if you dont keep quiet nerd

balmy condor
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I promise I’m very loud

rotund oak
rare jackal
balmy condor
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It’ll be over soon

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Sub time

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Surely

rare jackal
rotund oak
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no

desert moss
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no

rotund oak
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thats wild

rare jackal
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it is actually

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its the secret southern german potato salad hack

rotund oak
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..

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someone throw this man to cooking jail

golden loom
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german potato salad sounds like it goes crazy

rare jackal
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it does but only the southern varierty

coral ibex
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vigenar sounds like a slur

rare jackal
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it is a slur to mayo nerds

balmy condor
rotund oak
coral ibex
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mayochup sounds like something you'd call the fat kid in middle school

golden loom
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the only thing that has a lot of mayo on it that I like is sandwich cake

rotund oak
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i dont know german slur man

rare jackal
desert moss
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Germany has some weird food like the green sauce with the egg

balmy condor
rare jackal
rotund oak
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i need to translate that

balmy condor
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Google will have a stroke

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It doesn’t speak schwäbisch

rare jackal
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schwäbisch is such a fun schizo language at times

balmy condor
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Wos hämmer g’lacht

coral ibex
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kerflammer

golden loom
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like sandwich cake goes so fkin hard

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even my cat likes it

coral ibex
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this image makes me sad

rotund oak
rotund oak
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oh lol ..

balmy condor
earnest remnant
balmy condor
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Klar wie klosbrühe

desert moss
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I tried to learn german a long time ago.. tried

spice surge
earnest remnant
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PÅLÆGSKAGEMAND

rare jackal
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nordics are funny, like bro wdym you got the diameter symbol as a letter Ø 😂

balmy condor
golden loom
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åäö

earnest remnant
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æøå

balmy condor
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I can get behind umlaut letters

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Æ this isn’t real though

spice surge
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Umlaut stan POGGA

coral ibex
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do these letters all sound like you got punched in the nuts

hollow river
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I try to sleep, I come back and the channel has gone to hell

earnest remnant
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its just an A and E combined

rare jackal
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"Æ" such a cursed letter
make me think of edgy anime avatars back in the TF2 days

coral ibex
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makes you think

balmy condor
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You can just put those two letters together

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There’s nothing stopping you

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You don’t have to invent letter combinations, that’s just how words work

hollow river
rotund oak
spice surge
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The ö/ø sounds roughly like youre taking damage in minecraft

earnest remnant
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okay double s

balmy condor
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It’s fine

coral ibex
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is there a letter that sounds like a minecraft villager

subtle tundra
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hi guys whats going on

rare jackal
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ß is a bit cringe yeh

desert moss
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we are trying to find the worst language

earnest remnant
# spice surge The ö/ø sounds roughly like youre taking damage in minecraft

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subtle tundra
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ah

subtle tundra
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WOOF WOOF

balmy condor
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When is it S and when is it SS and when is it ẞ

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Idk man

rare jackal
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Scandinavians actually like our neighbors
X

earnest remnant
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i cant event say anything

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its correct

desert moss
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Belgians like the dutch, germans, luxembourgish people, not the french

earnest remnant
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the cat actually says chocolate in danish xD

rotund oak
balmy condor
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The one that always gets me is why is Glas one S, but scheiße isn’t

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It’s the same sound is it not

golden loom
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swedishspeaking finns #1

balmy condor
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Linse is one S

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????

desert moss
spice surge
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Possible that it wasnt 300 years ago when they settled on spellings kekdog

balmy condor
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It’s the same word

rare jackal
# balmy condor When is it S and when is it SS and when is it ẞ

Nach einem kurzen Vokal (a, e, i, o, u, ä, ö, ü) steht in der Regel „ss“ (wissen, Gasse, Messer etc.)
Nach einem langen Vokal und nach Diphthongen (z.B.: ei, eu, au) steht in der Regel „ß“ (Straße, Blumenstrauß etc.)
Wenn man in Großbuchstaben schreibt, wird „ß“ durch „SS“ ersetzt (STRASSE)

balmy condor
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It’s just dumb German

desert moss
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I stopped caring about the language when I had to study dativ/akkusativ etc

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that was not for me

balmy condor
golden loom
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like I can barely communicate with 90% of my countrymen

rare jackal
balmy condor
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Glas?

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Langer Vokal

rare jackal
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hmm yeah

balmy condor
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Wieso nur ein S

rare jackal
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i guess it has to do with the s sound in Glas

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like you wouldnt consider either ss or ß

balmy condor
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But it’s the same fucking S

rare jackal
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when speaking it, its softer

balmy condor
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AAAAA

rare jackal
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i mean its a bit memes i admit

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but like fitness has a clearly sharper S

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thats the difference i think

balmy condor
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I guess

rare jackal
# balmy condor Wieso nur ein S

Tipp: Bei einem stimmlosen s spürst du keine Vibration der Stimmbänder, bei einem stimmhaften s allerdings schon! Das stimmlose s kann man mit dem Zischen einer Schlange vergleichen, das stimmhafte s mit dem Summen einer Biene.

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this is the difference apperantly

rotund oak
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german trully is interesting

rare jackal
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its honestly a good ass language, just hard to learn

rare jackal
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maybe we need to rewrite the german APL (neue rechtschreibung)

balmy condor
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Neue rechtschreibung kinda ass

rare jackal
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i wouldnt know, only know the new one

rotund oak
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so u got an old ''version'' of syntax/grammar and a ''new'' one?

balmy condor
balmy condor
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Since 1996 they’ve been fucking with it

rotund oak
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thats like greek

balmy condor
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They almost managed to change mayonnaise to majonäse

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I was losing my shit

rotund oak
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and thats post 1996?

balmy condor
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But then they decided not to

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Thank Christ

spice surge
balmy condor
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Or Tunfisch

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That’s not correct

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It’s Thunfisch

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Because reasons I guess

rotund oak
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i think we are missing the one person that could comment on this

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and like sit back and eat popcorn for the rest of the day

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starts with ''S''

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im gonna get nuked but whatever,i dont care

subtle tundra
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sssssss

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sssssstealthi?

rotund oak
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racoonman aint german brother

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(thats another hint)

subtle tundra
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ahhhhhhhhhh seli!

rotund oak
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YES

subtle tundra
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he is danish

rotund oak
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yup racoon is dansk-korean kungfu mixture

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or korean but living in denmark

subtle tundra
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he is daniel

balmy condor
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Did you know that aufwändig and aufwendig are both correct

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It’s the same word

subtle tundra
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yes

rotund oak
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why would u use two diff letters though on the same word

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are they completely diff things?

balmy condor
#

Nope

#

Same word same meaning

rotund oak
#

thats weird

balmy condor
#

Same everything

#

Two spelling

rotund oak
balmy condor
#

Pick your favorite

warm vortex
#

Guys

subtle tundra
#

mmmmmmmmmm

balmy condor
#

Guys

rotund oak
#

mmmmmmmmmm

balmy condor
#

Look it up

#

I ain’t lyin

dawn seal
#

I know Vollständig this in german

warm vortex
#

Btw whisp

#

didnt you say you were going to sleep

#

like 2 hours ago

quiet oar
balmy condor
warm vortex
#

I fucking hate dungeon deserter

#

someone leaves the group

#

I leave

#

i get punished
Despite the group already being ufcked

subtle tundra
quiet oar
hollow river
normal mist
#

Just ask whispyr to log review m+ runs

#

Surely he'll fall asleep before he starts

#

I guess it worked

warm vortex
#

The legend

royal lantern
spice spire
dawn seal
#

is this tier easier for melee

#

or do I feel that cuz I play rogue in the end of the tier

spice spire
#

Think most fights are easier for melee

dawn seal
#

yeah

#

I feel like for example

#

kyveza is soooooo nice for rogues

#

u just have to cleak 1 dash

normal mist
grave osprey
#

Big season for assa coming up bois! We’re HUGE!

dawn seal
#

hopium

normal mist
#

I'm not huge, I'm average

dawn seal
#

u are the bset

#

best

normal mist
#

1.69M

grave osprey
#

Youre huge in my heart

dawn seal
#

++

royal lantern
normal mist
#

Damn so this is what love feels like

normal mist
#

Leave my... Instrument alone!

grave osprey
normal mist
#

Yeah basically garf_sit

spice spire
normal mist
#

If quake vouches, I'm in

grave osprey
gusty mirage
soft cape
quiet oar
quiet oar
#

while playing MOP remiox

#

it was nonstop Pedro

soft cape
#

And all I got was a

#

'what the fuck is that'

#

As they are a ff player

quiet oar
#

imagine

cinder steppe
#

do you guys play Master Assassin on mythic ansurek?

soft cape
# quiet oar imagine

People are surprised I play with it in 17+s lol.

I love my goofy little dance and song

royal lantern
#

they can talk about addons

soft cape
#

It's funny because I swear every ff player I know uses add-ons to make their character 'horny'

royal lantern
#

ff14 uuses a shiton of addons

#

they just dont talk about it

#

cus its not allowed

#

which makes it worse lol

soft cape
#

It's bad bc one of them is basically required to raid high-end

royal lantern
#

there is no regulation = people use stuff that actually automates more things

soft cape
#

I forget what it's called but there's one that helps fix the dog ass net code

dawn heath
novel arrow
#

Does anyone know if Crimson Tempest Damage is linear?

#

Does it matter what combo point I use it at ? Damage per point wise

vast loom
#

Yup i believe so

clever sapphire
#

the dmg of the ticks wouldnt change

novel arrow
#

because if 5 combo duration is enough for a trash pack. I feel like I dont need to full on send 7 combos

clever sapphire
#

i mean you always finish at 5+

#

you only force 7 cp if its for DN

spice spire
proven jasper
clever sapphire
#

@fallow canopy now you have to do it

spice spire
#

Is that the Spanish Inquisition

proven jasper
#

yes

spice spire
#

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition

#

Also I’m so pissed. I was doing tw on an alt last night and I saw big demise happen in real time

#

Mf dropped 36% boss dam on it

#

Was hot af

proven jasper
#

hot damn

#

Bro got executed

fallow canopy
plush isle
plush isle
#

Was really hyped about the Goblin Raid, and most of the bosses look pretty fun, but why do they not design the T-Sets with some Wacky Goblin Shit in Mind, they look like every other 0815-Set (run-of-the-mill), i like that the Set-Boni are some janky stuff, but to have 4 different Set Options for all classes seems a bit lazy.

daring hamlet
#

is there a way to log training dummies? live logging doesn't seem to capture my dummies and when I go to upload a log - the dummy fights aren't able to be selected

midnight mist
#

You need to /combatlog manually

#

And then have to upload

#

It can be a bit weird sometimes

midnight mist
daring hamlet
#

yeah the stopping log seemed to work way in the past or maybe not - i remember in shadowlands logging some dummies and there was some finnicky shit about it - ill try all the above

#

nice that worked

gilded oasis
spice spire
#

Idk if we’re even friends on bnet

strange sleet
#

Bro I started with a CoT 11 today with my sham. It's now CoT 8

#

amazing

ember mural
gilded oasis
#

I was gonna do it a third time

subtle tundra
spice spire
#

I’ve ran it every week on 4 toons got the bee already and everything

royal lantern
#

they decided during DF that zone armors are Patch Themed, and Raid sets are Class themed

gilded oasis
#

the weapons were so cool (I dont remember if they were world drop or raid or whatever).. they coulda made the tier sets more like that

nocturne remnant
#

How can I learn rogue if people join my key, play a bit, insult me for doing low damage while learning and quit?

#

If it keeps going like this I won't learn and my gear won't improve either...

spice spire
#

I mean it takes a lot of practice even beyond a key setting

#

However I do agree that key groups are beyond frustrating

nocturne remnant
#

I'm considering playing another class because I'm not allowed to learn

#

If I try I get insults

spice spire
#

Well that’s kind of why we exist

#

Here

#

Is to help

candid sun
#

It'll be the same with any class

nocturne remnant
#

Do logs make sense if everyone leaves my keys?

spice spire
#

Almost certainly not

#

Depends on how many pulls

#

If you get a few in

#

You can judge pull by pull and see what’s what

nocturne remnant
#

Also do logs suck if tanks chain pull and don't allow me to restealth?

candid sun
#

Yes

#

Don't worry about logs tho

#

Data is good to know where you go wrong but obsessing over it is just self defeating

nocturne remnant
#

But you literally said if I don't log I won't improve

candid sun
#

No I didn't

candid sun
#

I said if you love rogue you'll suffer through it

nocturne remnant
#

Not you single person, you plural

candid sun
#

Oh lol my b

ebon quiver
#

I play rogue but I also play healer, when I’m in a key with someone who’s doing bad damage the first thing I check is kicks, if they’re kicking they’re fine. Learn to use kicks, blind, and distract and the damage will come as you get comfy

gilded oasis
#

chainpulling is fine unless they are chaining at like 5%

wise plume
#

logs shmogs

candid sun
#

Honestly don't worry about it either or

#

It's good for data but like I said if you just go in fixated on it you'll just psyche yourself out

nocturne remnant
#

So I need to press too many buttons

#

I remember why I unsubbed

spice spire
#

Logs are good to see casts and making sure we’re doing x y and z

#

Logs are definitely integral in identifying weak points to play

#

But chain pulling is also fine

ebon quiver
gilded oasis
ebon quiver
#

Get your kick onto a focus macro and a mouse over macro, that way you don’t have to full target swap to kick

nocturne remnant
gilded oasis
#

Which is fine and if it has rupture then just mutilate that and stay on it unless you have like KB running elsewhere

spice spire
#

Mouseovers work. I also generally run with friends a lot so I claim a target unless there’s a huge juicy prio target that’s in need of dm and kb

#

And I kinda being the same vibe to pugs

gilded oasis
#

ye I mouseover focus then focus kick. can't be trusted to mouseover kick

nocturne remnant
#

Also tanks call me out for not enough kicks, but it's a pug and 60% of the time all 3 dps kick the same mob

#

and all other casts go through

spice spire
#

I’m still aggressive with my kicks in pugs

#

We have a very short cd

gilded oasis
#

Do you have a guild or friends/friendly people you can run with? or is pugging your only option

nocturne remnant
#

They only play for the mount, kill hc raid and quit

wise plume
#

i dont blame them after this season

spice spire
#

Same with my guild.
Luckily there’s a lot of homies that still run keys in guild

royal lantern
spice spire
#

People aren’t a fan of this season

ebon quiver
wise plume
#

this season sucked lmao

royal lantern
#

and idk why tbh lol

#

its nothing special

foggy coyote
#

Blind /w airborne irritant can be enough in low keys

wise plume
#

horrible affix, boring dungeons

ebon quiver
#

(This season is fine)

royal lantern
ebon quiver
#

The affix are so much better than all of DF

royal lantern
#

if you care about m+ and push, you dont have affixes

#

and if you have affixes, you do weekly stuff and nothing matters anyway

wise plume
#

id rather have bursting and sanguine back honestly

royal lantern
#

and they are literally a positive thing for performance aswell lol

ebon quiver
nocturne remnant
proven jasper
nocturne remnant
#

On details

royal lantern
#

bursting and sanguine back for.....nothing??

we literally have no affixes anymore lol

ebon quiver
nocturne remnant
royal lantern
#

interupt tracking details is sucha meme

nocturne remnant
#

Honestly it feels like you either know everything about the game or are not allowed to play in pugs

gilded oasis
#

thats just 85% of pugs

wise plume
#

also whose idea was it to have theater of pain in the rotation

foggy coyote
#

If it was a low key the tank should be able to cover interrupts alone lol unless they're learning too

spice spire
safe patrol
#

I see your char is pretty fresh and doing very low keys but like m0 geared so its gonna be tough

proven jasper
spice spire
#

Love sloppy toppy

proven jasper
#

on god

nocturne remnant
spice spire
#

Dog that’s what I’m saying

wise plume
#

i can count on one hand how many ppl like that dungeon in the whole playerbase

royal lantern
proven jasper
#

U must know the wrong people

#

Shoulda added plaguefall back too

#

Also goated

nocturne remnant
royal lantern
#

if stuff is doable with random and no communication, its not that punishing by default

wise plume
#

plaguefall is sick, but theater is dookie

radiant raven
gilded oasis
#

plaguefall was only sick cause people cheesed it

#

once that stopped it wasnt fun

royal lantern
nocturne remnant
#

@royal lantern People invite you only if you have high rio and gear and you have to be lucky finding people that won't quit in front of last boss

spice spire
#

I mean that’s a universal for pugs

wise plume
#

shouldve given us gambit instead

gilded oasis
#

should have just made more new dungeons that arent poo

royal lantern
nocturne remnant
#

But yeah how can I learn a new class if people insult me for not being an expert?

royal lantern
#

run your own key if you dont want to play shity queue simulator, or find a guild to play with peeposhrug

spice surge
nocturne remnant
golden loom
#

Thats why raid is better than m+ 😎

spice surge
#

Dawnbreaker slaps

#

The others are ok

nocturne remnant
wise plume
#

dawnbreaker is cool, except for the first half of the season where the first bosses beam hitbox was not accurate at all

nocturne remnant
royal lantern
gilded oasis
#

I do kinda wish s1 was all the new ones then s2 & 3 had the mix of new and old

royal lantern
#

they either lie or have low quality control

#

smh my head arathi

nocturne remnant
#

People ignored the adds or they got hit by the frontal 2 times in a row

gilded oasis
#

Ive fallen through the ship to my death too many times (skill issue)

wise plume
#

and that

radiant raven
#

It's just the biggest ship in their fleet

royal lantern
#

it is

#

holy shit

#

youre right

nocturne remnant
#

Gearing is impossible if you wanna learn a new class and you don't have all day to play

radiant raven
#

"Thisi s our greatest ship!"

"It's dogshit, we don't know why we built it this big"

spice spire
# spice surge Dawnbreaker slaps

Dawn and Mists are elite.

City of Echoes, Stonevault, Siege are pretty good.

Necrotic wake and Grim are kick checks and kind of annoying.

City of threads needs to be locked up and never seen again

wise plume
#

threads and arakara need to be deleted

golden loom
#

Honestly best way to gear an alt is have renown so u get a bunch of enchanted runed crests and can craft some 619 gear + the champ track stuff from shops

spice spire
#

And even then it’s better than initially

golden loom
#

Gearing in heroic/low keys at this point of the season sounds awful if starting from "scratch"

wise plume
#

and the last boss tanks the entire dungeon

radiant raven
#

First pull of Arakara is rad. Love that pull

gilded oasis
#

I dont mind Arakara but its also prob my most ran this season

spice spire
#

Nah you just can’t play 5 melee

gilded oasis
#

bully 2 out into ranged

proven jasper
#

Just play with 3 dks

royal lantern
spice spire
royal lantern
spice spire
#

Yeah and?

#

I love all cute animals

#

So much (this is why I love all of you)

spice spire
#

What does my ass taste like

gilded oasis
#

also snozzberries

gusty mirage
#

^

gilded oasis
#

ive been told

spice spire
nova aspen
#

hello noobs

gilded oasis
#

hello

nova aspen
#

i want to go back to egg color but its not working

#

i am an enjoyer of all specs now

gilded oasis
#

not allowed

#

you must pick one only one

#

forever

nova aspen
nocturne remnant
spice spire
nova aspen
#

i did

#

hours ago

#

unless im lookin at the wrong spot

spice spire
#

Have to go to #bot-spam

#

And do it there iirc

nova aspen
#

ahh gotcha

soft surge
#

wheres that doomblade dashing scoundral swap

spice spire
#

There you go king

nova aspen
#

nice, im an egg boi

#

🥚

#

enjoyer of all things rouge

hardy rapids
#

I like all 3 but my dumbass can’t get sub down ever

spice spire
#

Too top coded.
Can’t even sub in game damn

#

Makes sense with the doomsday banner too

#

Gigachad energy

proven jasper
#

Playing sub has that real based energy

nova aspen
#

i love it for pure single target

#

soon as i see 1 other mob im sin

#

and if im feeling frisky its law

brave comet
#

anyone here has MRT notes for assassination rogue on mythic princess kyveza?

iron plinth
#

Do we have a favorite YTer for Assassination? I never know who to trust

gilded oasis
#

Whispyr

spice spire
#

Truly god’s cutest twink

spice surge
spice spire
#

You calling me strong shyglorp

spice spire
#

What does this mean

spice surge
#

Yes

spice spire
#

I see

balmy condor
spice spire
#

Hey bbgirl

#

GM

lavish geyser
#

for assa is 900k st dps fine? throughout a whole m+ dungeon boss fight. was 14, dont know if assa dmg falls of, in case that would be relevant. it just doesnt feel like im doing alot when on boss

cinder steppe
#

Do you guys play Master Assassin on mythic ansurek?

lavish geyser
spice surge
#

Its just the standard ST setup

#

You dont need to adjust anything about your vanish

spice spire
spice surge
#

The first root lines up perfectly with your opener anyway

golden loom
#

Does the 3 sec thingy on vanish make you root immune

#

Or do you have to vanish after u get rooted

lavish geyser
#

ah ok, sometimes on assa I dont feel like im doing enough, but that might just be cause I dont really have that instant dmg, like outlaw

cinder steppe
lavish geyser
#

like it feels soo wierd having 0 energy and still doing dmg

golden loom
spice surge
#

Its not better to actually kill the boss

prisma monolithBOT
#

Running out of energy in single target is completely normal, intended design of Assassination. You want to be playing for the highest uptime on Envenom, and not blindly spamming away all your energy. Rapid Injection, Sanguine Blades, and Vicious Venoms all play into this gameplay.

  • No, haste will not make this feel noticeably better.
  • 10% haste only contributes to around 2 actions per minute
  • You should be playing for envenom uptime in single target
gilded oasis
#

no energy in game, no energy irl

golden loom
#

So if you see top logs use something different than recommended its usually some parse cheese

cinder steppe
#

Ohh okay okay got it

lavish geyser
#

I assume you wanna run TTK for higher keys? did 900k without TTK

normal mist
#

@earnest remnant

earnest remnant
#

puny

spice spire
#

Just like u king

normal mist
lavish geyser
#

ez +++ incoming

midnight atlas
#

im afraid to install this game

normal mist
#

i might MIGHT try it out again, once i get my new pc

#

i keep freezing when lots of mobs come together

midnight atlas
#

yeah.

#

i liked it but the grind kills me

normal mist
#

I've heard (and stealthi might explain it better) that a bit after global launch, they ended up making it more and more friendly and less P2W and it became easier to reach good high ilvls

#

back when i stopped, 1350s was Tier 3 peak

#

But definitely a fun game with REALLY GOOD gameplay

nocturne remnant
#

Give us gunlance blizzard

normal mist
#

because during those sets launch i bought one for each character i had

#

xDD

nocturne remnant
normal mist
#

i can show you, just let me launch the game again

proven jasper
#

drip go crazy

mortal badger
#

it was so fucking slow i rerolled after t2 pepe_chad

clever sapphire
#

@balmy condor i did the impossible and got a 94 on court 2ez

normal mist
#

with mayhem

mortal badger
#

mayhem zerker was sick but somewhat squishy, it had so much popularity. and often people who played it also sucked at the game so it got kind of a bad rep kekdog

#

i reckon they buffed its survivability later on

earnest remnant
#

but it isnt as grindy anymore

#

but you can do all end game content without whaling

#

whaling just speeds it up / makes you a lot stronger than the avg person

#

since tier 4 came out the have made tier 4 gems and relic engraving books

#

both are fucking wildly expensive

#

example to max out relic Adrenalin books

#

it would cost 8,2mil gold

normal mist
#

Can the casual F2P still enjoy the game up to t4?

earnest remnant
#

yeh

normal mist
#

i might try the game again

#

soon

earnest remnant
#

im end game playing

#

and iam buying stuff but not really going crazy

normal mist
#

Btw, last i played glaivier was released (that should be named spear master), anything cool after that?

earnest remnant
#

lots of classes have come out

#

we get a new one at the end of this month

earnest remnant
#

dont mind the numbers

#

and the new class thats coming soon is called wild soul

proven jasper
#

Soulfist peak cant change my mind

#

Playing as goku

haughty lantern
#

also henlo friends

#

i have missed you

normal mist
bronze pike
#

we had one chance to kill outlaw

#

and yall botched it

slow swan
#

Do u guys prefer the Speedyo build or the double vanish one? I'm having a hard time deciding which one to use, the double vanish is fun but using vanish for dmg is kinda bizarre in my mind

spice spire
#

That’s what vanish has been for

#

For like

#

Well over 6 years

royal lantern
#

15 years

#

now

#

idk why suddenly people act as if thats some new thing lol

slow swan
#

Lol can't say u guys are wrong

#

But

#

It bothers me lol

#

Anyways, double vanish or supercharger ?

normal mist
#

your choice

royal lantern
#

^ doesnt really matter

spice surge
#

Genuinely doesnt matter. Theyre both about the same

slow swan
#

Got it, thx guys

lavish geyser
#

how big of a dmg boost does aug give? assuming the aug isnt piss

lavish geyser
#

I dont play it though

lyric hill
#

hey is there a macro that will auto target the tank with tricks

novel star
#

!tricks

prisma monolithBOT
#

Smart tricks WA on tank, this require the following macro:

/click SmartMisdirect LeftButton 1
/click SmartMisdirect LeftButton 0
weary spear
#

Are they not tuning rogue for next season

#

Or maybe they have so much tuning and work going into it it’s not done yet!!!!

#

What y’all think

spice spire
agile wedge
#

team on p2 ansurek, can we actually somehow help interrupt the big spiders? blind does not seem to work

spice surge
#

Its just kicks

#

So no

#

But ideally you shouldnt even have melees only that side

brave comet
#

i love it when the mage ignores the graph in intermission

#

and just decides to stack on me

midnight mist
#

!wa

prisma monolithBOT
tawdry halo
tawdry halo
#

but no wholesale updates like 11.0.5

static elm
#

what should be bettter, caustic spatter or internal bleeding? i saw caustic was 30% of my DPS in a raid, and 21% of my DPS in a dungeon, while internal was only 9%, crazy lol

tawdry halo
#

caustic for any situation with a sniff of AOE

#

internal bleeding for pure ST